1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:05,696 Hey, want some flax for your yogurt? 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,934 It's rich in omega-3 fatty acids 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:09,805 and it promotes regularity. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,834 Who are you? 5 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:16,439 Hey, I'm sorry Andi broke up with you 6 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,451 because you're the son of the Devil. 7 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,918 And even though your dad's evil, 8 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,978 I thought you guys were a great couple together. 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,991 No no, don't be sorry. I'm not ready to give up yet. 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,222 If I keep pushing, working some angles, using my charm, 11 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:29,922 I know I can get her back. 12 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,726 You think that's the right idea? 13 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,630 Maybe you should give her a little space for a while. 14 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:36,567 No, space is the enemy. I'm not done until we get back together. 15 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,093 Good for you. 16 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,936 Sometimes you gotta look reality in the face and say no. 17 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,965 Yeah. 18 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,736 Morning, buttheads. 19 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,407 Hey, you guys seen Kristen around? 20 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,972 I think she's in the shower. 21 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,041 Really? 22 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,253 I brought shower coffee. 23 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:02,886 Sock, what are you doing? 24 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,693 Come on, I've seen your cash and prizes before. 25 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,962 Get out. My father will catch us. 26 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,231 Relax. My mom and your dad moved out. We're good. 27 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,535 They could visit anytime. This is not acceptable. 28 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,734 What? Come on. 29 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,367 What are you so worried about? 30 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,470 My father cannot know I date my stepbrother. 31 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,947 All right, sure, he'll be shocked at first, 32 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:26,110 but so was the father of every girl I've ever dated. 33 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,949 But eventually, I promise you, 34 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,421 he will settle into a nice grudging acceptance. 35 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,118 No, you don't know my father. 36 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:34,149 He does not change his mind ever. 37 00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:37,329 Go on. Don't let me interrupt. 38 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,956 Oh, come on. 39 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,628 Can you believe this? 40 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,662 She doesn't think that I can charm her father... me. 41 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,071 Unbelievable. 42 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,939 I know. It's nuts. 43 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:51,341 Can you put some clothes on, please? 44 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:52,867 I'm too upset for clothes, man. 45 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,880 Ooh, is that flax? 46 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:56,939 That's really good for you. 47 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:11,496 Why do you make it so hot? 48 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,091 Ugh, corporate's making me fill out 49 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,193 all these stupid responsibility matrix forms. 50 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,000 If I don't take a break I'm gonna kill someone. 51 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:21,598 Do you guys want to see a movie tonight? 52 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,199 The bloodier the better. 53 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,277 I choose Sam. 54 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,473 Hmm? What? 55 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,847 You guys broke up. I had to choose a side. 56 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,374 I chose Sam. 57 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,443 Wait, why do you have to choose any side? 58 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,921 Okay. 59 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,719 I know what you're trying to do here, Andi. 60 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,726 This is an ugly and awkward situation. 61 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,955 I made a choice. It's Sam. Live with it. 62 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,362 Nobody's saying that we don't want to be friends in the future. 63 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,263 We just think that for the time being 64 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,268 maybe we should take a break. 65 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:52,635 A friendship break while Sam heals. 66 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,640 Hmm. 67 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,234 That's too bad, 'cause I had a pretty cool assignment 68 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,869 I was gonna throw to a couple of friends. 69 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,277 A cool assignment? 70 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,474 Oh, we just got in a new shipment of hammocks, 71 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,176 really nice ones, 72 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,276 and I need people to stretch-test them. 73 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,843 Stretch-test? 74 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:10,412 Yeah, sleep in them for a few hours, see how they hold up. 75 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:12,549 - I choose you. I'm on your side. - The break's over. 76 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:15,254 Okay, when do we start? Are they here? 77 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,126 I thought so. 78 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,070 Try not to chew on it, okay? 79 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,369 Remember what happened to your squeaky toy? 80 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,207 None of my other girlfriends ever played fetch with me. 81 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,274 I like to be special. 82 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,249 Baby. 83 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:47,487 Hey, guess what Saturday is. 84 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,495 Our two-month anniversary. 85 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,497 You're right. 86 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:54,864 Wow, two months ago I kidnapped you 87 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,960 and forced you to be my boyfriend. 88 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,029 The details don't matter. What matters is 89 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,564 I want to do something special for our occasion... 90 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,338 anything you want to do, okay? 91 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,369 Unless it involved sacrificing an animal. 92 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,142 Oh. 93 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,581 But anything else... I'm in. 94 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:13,586 You know what? There is something that I want to do. 95 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,588 It's something that's really important to me. 96 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:19,422 And I think it will take our relationship to the next level. 97 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,017 Reverse cowgirl. 98 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,551 No, silly. 99 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,188 I want to take you flying. 100 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,961 Oh, right. Yeah, flying. 101 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,094 It's such an amazing experience, Ben. 102 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,934 At night I go up to the mountains 103 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,940 and I soar through the clouds 104 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,874 and I buzz along the treetops. 105 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,536 It's so moving, baby, 106 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,671 and I really want to share it with you. 107 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:43,773 Sounds awesome. 108 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:45,477 Really? 109 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:46,815 Let's go right now. 110 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,821 No, let's not. 111 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,846 Why? 112 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,950 I think we should save something so special 113 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,291 for our special day, that's all. 114 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:59,025 You're right. You're right. 115 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,033 Okay, we'll save it for Saturday. 116 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,830 Oh, it's gonna be so great. 117 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,667 Yeah. 118 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,696 Great. 119 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,843 I just don't understand. 120 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,641 This is like every relationship I've ever been in... 121 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,238 there's always a fatal flaw. 122 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,805 What's the fatal flaw this time? 123 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:18,817 Nina wants to take me flying, 124 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,411 but I can't. I don't want to die. 125 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,422 Have you tried telling her how you really feel? 126 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,048 Okay, shh. 127 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,491 Talking about feelings, Sam. Come on. 128 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,621 We're discussing Ben's fatal flaw, all right, not yours? 129 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,063 Now Benjamin, look at me. Come here, look at me. 130 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:35,226 I want you to forget all about this fatal flaw. 131 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,863 Poppycock. It's nonsense. You are going to fly. 132 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,770 - You think so? - I know so, buddy. 133 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,605 Bring it in hard. Go get her! 134 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:49,381 Oh, that's so sad. She's totally dumping him. 135 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,148 Great. What the hell is Morgan doing back? 136 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,212 Oh, he's here? I missed that guy 137 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:58,746 a little bit. 138 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:01,760 Afternoon, fellas. 139 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,193 What's shaking, Morgan? 140 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,197 Let me tell you where I was 12 hours ago... 141 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,858 the French Riviera, 142 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:10,858 surrounded by topless supermodels and champagne. 143 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,371 And now I'm here at the Work Bench 144 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,873 surrounded by toilet plungers. 145 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,238 You didn't have to come back. 146 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:19,540 Not true, Sammy boy. Dad ordered me to. 147 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:22,275 He wanted me to do more of that training stuff with you. 148 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:25,341 Just believe in yourself. There... training complete. 149 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:29,082 Sam, you know and I know 150 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,783 that I'm really bad at this job, 151 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:33,656 but you were born for it. You're great at this. 152 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,127 And I'm above it, no offense. 153 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,130 So I have a proposition for you... 154 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:39,756 you catch a soul for me 155 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,131 and I'll give you $10,000. 156 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,001 Morgan, no. I do not work for you. 157 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,972 Fair enough. 158 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,497 $20,000. 159 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,510 - Morgan, no. - Oh! 160 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,307 Hold on one sec. 161 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,280 We gotta catch the guy anyway, right? 162 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:57,407 Why don't we make a little extra cheese in the meantime? 163 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,315 - We don't need his money. - I need his money. 164 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,320 - I want his money, Sam. - For what? 165 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,322 For a new hot-water heater and jet skis. 166 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,688 It doesn't matter what for. Listen, don't we deserve 167 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,819 a little something for all the crap we put up with just once? 168 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,624 All right. 169 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,631 - All right. - All right! 170 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:16,123 So you catch me the soul, I'll take credit, 171 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,603 Dad's off my back and I'm out of your hair. 172 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,833 And you're all the richer for it. 173 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,205 Amen. 174 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,509 Can you smell it, Sammy? 175 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,807 Sweat and cigarettes? 176 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,314 Desperation. 177 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:04,373 Intoxicating. 178 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:10,148 Hey, my boy Morgan show his face yet? 179 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:13,784 Uh, yeah yeah. Everything's fine. 180 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,555 He's gonna help with the next soul. 181 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,563 That's what I wanted to hear. 182 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:21,158 I knew we just had to light a fire to that kid's rear end. 183 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,191 Speaking of next soul... 184 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,796 Oh, wait. 185 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:30,002 Actually, never mind. 186 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,567 I don't feel proud about this one, Sam. 187 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:35,877 One could say that I'm feeling a little guilty about it. 188 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,383 What does that mean? 189 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,317 Well, he was killed while coveting. 190 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,684 So? 191 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,689 So it's the commandment... 192 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:47,420 "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife." 193 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,928 This poor schmuck was mentally undressing some broad, 194 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:52,522 and the next instant... bam, hit by a truck. 195 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,897 He was just looking at her, didn't have sex with her? 196 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,162 - No. - That is stupid. 197 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,535 Tell me about it. You know, in the old days 198 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,336 I used to get the souls that ate shrimp. 199 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,434 Can you imagine how unsatisfying that was? 200 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:08,573 Wait, so you can go to hell for just thinking of something? 201 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,104 Yeah. Don't blame me. 202 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,776 I didn't make the rules. 203 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,817 You know, you're right. 204 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,518 Why should I feel guilty about this? 205 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,891 This one's on the big guy. 206 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,754 Now get me my soul back. 207 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,336 The guy's name is Billy Boyland; 208 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,100 died back in the early '90s. 209 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,370 This was one of his favorite hangouts back then. 210 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,802 Excuse me, can I get... 211 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:42,643 It still is. Look over there. 212 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,809 ...a little bit of whipped cream and two cherries? 213 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,445 Hi. 214 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:51,922 Hey, Billy. 215 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,653 Do I know you guys? 216 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,785 Huh-uh. 217 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,387 - Is that a dodgeball? - Good guess. 218 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,957 Well, yeah, I've had a lot of those thrown at me over the years. 219 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,491 It's also a vessel to send you back to hell. 220 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,474 Come on, I don't want to cause any trouble, 221 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,033 but you guys know why I went to hell, don't you? 222 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,171 Coveting... isn't that a little unfair? 223 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,908 I've read every excuse in the book, Billy boy. 224 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,075 It doesn't matter. Do it now. Nobody's looking. 225 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,984 No no, wait wait. Please just let me eat my dessert first. 226 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,615 Eternity is such a long time for no pie. 227 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,522 Okay, fine fine. Hurry up. 228 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,653 Thank you. Thank you. 229 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:33,062 It's delicious. You want some? 230 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,691 Sure. I wouldn't mind. 231 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,929 Oh. Don't be sorry. 232 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,938 Sorry. I got it. 233 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:44,974 It's not bad. 234 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,638 Vessel him now... the pie is ours. 235 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,647 Uh, where did he go? 236 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,842 - What? - Hmm? 237 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,216 There he is. There he is. 238 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,880 Son of a bun! 239 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,152 Billy, wait. Billy, wait. 240 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,339 He's got a weapon! 241 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,341 False alarm. 242 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,536 Sam, give me that vessel. I'll do this myself. 243 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,239 Please, is there any way you will let me stay out? 244 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,807 There is literally nothing you could say or do to stop this from happening. 245 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,750 I'm a virgin. 246 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,981 Say again? 247 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,785 I died before I ever had sex. 248 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,088 Just let me stay out long enough 249 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:37,152 so that I could fulfill that dream. 250 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,263 Sock, what are you doing? 251 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,202 He said the magic word, Sam. 252 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,068 The magic word is "virgin"? 253 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,370 - Ask anybody. - It's true. 254 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,605 So you dream to have sex? 255 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,113 You're looking at your dream weavers, my man. 256 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,377 We're gonna get you laid. 257 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,611 Eh? 258 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,124 We gotta get this guy some action. 259 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,126 It's gonna be tough but not impossible. 260 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,253 I got a plan. Follow me. 261 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,490 Yo, Billy, listen up, man. 262 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,225 If we're gonna make this happen for you, 263 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:16,462 you are gonna have to pay for sex. You cool with that, big guy? 264 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,969 What? 265 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:21,131 We're all gonna chip in for a really lovely and discreet lady. 266 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,607 High class. I like it. Now before we get started, 267 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,337 is there anything weird that you're into? 268 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:29,074 No no, I'm not paying for sex. 269 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,709 Billy, if you're not gonna cooperate, then we gotta send you back. 270 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,878 But I did have an idea. 271 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,286 What if we try the Encounters bar? 272 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,756 Why would you want to go there? 273 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,921 The clientele is a little more mature. 274 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,021 Mature? All right, I know what's going on here. 275 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:48,192 Yeah, our boy Billy's into the older ladies... 276 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,795 the cougs. That's smart. They get the job done fast, right? 277 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,668 The dirty 30s, the whorey 40s, 278 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,674 the surprisingly tender 50s. 279 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,369 You, my friend, are a genius. 280 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,536 We're gonna hit happy hour, pop your cherry. 281 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,311 Sock, is that what you're wearing? 282 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,317 Yes. 283 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,683 Today is family portrait day. 284 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,416 You must look presentable. Change. 285 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,686 Right right, pix with the fam. It's gonna be good. 286 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,818 I'll finally get a little quality time with Morris. 287 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,886 No, no quality time. Do not talk to my father. 288 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,592 Do not even look at him. Do you understand? 289 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,596 He's gonna love me. 290 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,510 Why don't the gentlemen step aside so I can get some shots of the ladies? 291 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,141 Absolutely. Beautiful ladies... I get it. 292 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,680 You guys look great. 293 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:47,317 Hey, man, I thought you hit some pretty rad poses back there. 294 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:51,022 We should hang sometime, me and you, you know what I mean? 295 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,725 So what do you like to do for fun? 296 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,826 You like to golf? I like to golf, 297 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,394 get out the old 9-iron, get a good short game. 298 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,339 What about ping-pong? 299 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,534 He likes fly-fishing. 300 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,874 Fly-fishing? That's aces. 301 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,675 I'm the biggest fly-fisher of all time. I love it. 302 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:12,081 He's going fly-fishing tomorrow. You should take him, Morris. 303 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:16,417 Fly-fishing is typically a solitary pursuit, so... 304 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,854 Oh, come on, honey. 305 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,755 Very well. 306 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,628 Tomorrow we fly-fish. 307 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,689 Mm, perfect. Okay, good. 308 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,701 I won't let you down. 309 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,703 Yeah, I'm gonna kick some fish ass. 310 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,474 Welcome to the jungle, boys. 311 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,478 Time for a little big-game hunting, 312 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,743 cougar-style. 313 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,215 Looks like regular ladies to me. 314 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,481 Lock and load, bitches. You tag 'em, you bag 'em. 315 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,851 Please stop talking like that. 316 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,356 That's her. That's her. 317 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,449 That's the one I want to talk to back there. 318 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,024 Okay, come on, I need a wingman. 319 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,826 - Not lt. - Not cool. 320 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,390 You guys know I stink at "not lt." 321 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,061 Come on, Billy. 322 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,207 Good afternoon, ladies. 323 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,113 What has this fine day brought for you? 324 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,483 We just got back from a conference. 325 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,818 A conference... wonderful. What do you do? 326 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,791 I'm a pharmaceutical rep. 327 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,020 Oh, and I'm a psychotherapist. 328 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,029 Oh, a psychotherapist. 329 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,031 So you deal with emotional issues, 330 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,033 people looking to overcome their fears 331 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,558 and forge meaningful and lasting relationships. 332 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,093 You could say that. 333 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,265 Fascinating. Would you like to get a drink with me? 334 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,365 Sure. 335 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,680 Hi. You look lovely. 336 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,622 Thank you. 337 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,389 And it just seems like whenever things start 338 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,093 to go well in a relationship, 339 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,760 something always comes up. 340 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,965 In this case it's the flying. 341 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,633 Maybe I'm unlucky or maybe 342 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,938 I just haven't found the right girl yet. I don't know. 343 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,105 My guess is the problem lies with you. 344 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,171 You sabotage your relationships. 345 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,944 I do that? 346 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,680 Perhaps because you don't believe you're worthy of love. 347 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,483 Oh, no. 348 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,318 Until you know for yourself, 349 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,086 you're not gonna be able to love others 350 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,387 or be loved. 351 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,394 You're right. 352 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,192 You're absolutely right. 353 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,722 Thank you. You're very good. 354 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,537 Is this still therapy? 355 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,402 It is for me. 356 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,430 We gotta go. Billy's on the move. 357 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,635 Really? 358 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,936 Yeah, believe it. Our little virgin's all grown up. 359 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,352 You don't mind? I just... 360 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,354 I'm sorry. I just... 361 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,293 I guess we just wait out the night. 362 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,295 When the sun comes up, we nab him before he does 363 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,990 the walk of shame. Good stuff. 364 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,500 What's going on? 365 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,475 Oh my God. We must have dozed off. 366 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,478 You don't think Billy escaped, huh? 367 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,537 Oh, okay. 368 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,041 Did you look both ways? 369 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,485 Billy! 370 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,981 Hey, guys, what's up? 371 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,890 Good God, we thought you might have skipped out on us. 372 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,055 No way. I don't want to be anywhere but right here. 373 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,225 Last night was amazing. 374 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,861 Well, I'm glad you got to do this, Billy, 375 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,064 but you know the deal. 376 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,073 Oh, no no no no. 377 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,201 I can't go back to hell now, I can't. 378 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,178 You guys, Cindy and l... we connected 379 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,078 on every level. 380 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,912 I think we're soulmates. 381 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:08,113 Whoa whoa whoa, a lot of guys confuse sex for love the first time. 382 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,179 You just met this woman at a random bar. Come on, Billy. 383 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,522 Actually, I knew she'd be there. 384 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,155 I was sort of following her. 385 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,757 She was the girl I was coveting when I died. 386 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,767 - Oh, okay. - Oh. 387 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,132 And when I got out of hell 388 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,501 I found out she's gotten divorced. 389 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,597 So I knew I had to take a shot. 390 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,270 And this time there is no "covet." 391 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,770 Now there's only "love it." 392 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:37,975 That's good. 393 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,678 Hey, Tiger. Your Pop Tarts are ready. 394 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,152 Hi. 395 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,121 Are these guys friends of yours? 396 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,316 Pretty much. 397 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,722 Yeah. 398 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,419 Well, I'm gonna be late for work, 399 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,360 so help yourself to anything in the kitchen. 400 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,386 - Okay. - I love you. 401 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,590 I love you too. 402 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,671 You can't send me back, Sam. 403 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,732 It's just not right. 404 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,345 Yeah. 405 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,719 Hey. Are you free for lunch? 406 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:22,193 I think it's best if we kept a professional relationship right now. 407 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,321 Right, yeah, well, this is completely professional. 408 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,229 It's a work problem. 409 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,632 It's just from my other job. 410 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,693 Oh, can't Sock or Ben do it? 411 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,968 Well, this problem really needs 412 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,340 somebody who's smart. 413 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:41,278 Oh, I can see your dilemma. 414 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,338 Okay. 415 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,249 Okay, yeah. I could use a break. 416 00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:00,064 Look how happy they are. How am I supposed to vessel this guy? 417 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,658 - I don't know. - String cheese? 418 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,760 - Yeah, thanks. - No problem. 419 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,930 It's just so unfair that the Devil 420 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,600 is always ruining true love, you know. 421 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,609 And I'm just trying to figure out a way 422 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,611 where just one time the Devil doesn't win. 423 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,442 Because love is worth fighting for, right? 424 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,471 Yeah. 425 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,543 Strawberry? 426 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,714 What are you doing? 427 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:27,054 Having snacks. 428 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,060 Oh my God. 429 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,994 - Okay. - What? 430 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,361 This was all a setup. You just wanted to get me in the car 431 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,922 so that you could talk about love. 432 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,333 That is crazy. 433 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:41,203 Is it? Okay. 434 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,107 Then what is this for? 435 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,575 For later? 436 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,739 All right, fine. Yes, this is somewhat of a setup. 437 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,748 Fine, but you gotta give me some credit. 438 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,409 I'm trying to win you back here. 439 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,214 Give you credit for what, Sam? 440 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,585 You're trying to trick me, manipulate me. 441 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,522 - Do you know who that sounds like? - No. 442 00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,821 Morgan. And the Devil. 443 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:07,027 Come on, you're being influenced by them more and more every day. 444 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,033 No, but I'm trying to do something good. 445 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,696 Isn't that... aren't you the least bit charmed? 446 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,571 That's not the point. 447 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,838 Andi, no, wait. Whoa, where are you going? 448 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,038 I don't know. I don't know. 449 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,774 I'm walking home. 450 00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:30,552 Hello. Hello, baby. 451 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,648 - Wait wait wait wait. - What? What? What? 452 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,659 Don't look. Don't look. 453 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,661 Okay. 454 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,595 - You ready? - Uh-huh. 455 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,598 Open your eyes. 456 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,665 I decorated with human furniture. 457 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,035 Oh, yes, it's lovely. 458 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,040 I just wanted you to feel at home. 459 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,042 Oh, baby. 460 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:54,045 What's that? 461 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,047 I got good news. 462 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,049 Now remember how I said I didn't want to fly 463 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,382 because I wanted to save it for our special day? 464 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,514 - Well, I was afraid. - Of flying? 465 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:08,048 No, of loving myself and letting myself be loved. 466 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,994 Oh. And that's good news? 467 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,054 That's great news because I've figured it out... 468 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,725 how to love myself. 469 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,564 I just have to remember how wonderful I am. 470 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,536 And that's where this comes in... 471 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,497 my vision board. 472 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:26,204 It constantly reminds me of my best qualities. 473 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,303 Friendly... that's me. 474 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,315 I love that about myself. I'm very friendly. 475 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,146 The Brooklyn Bridge... 476 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,051 I'm just like that bridge. I bring people together. 477 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,612 I do not collapse under pressure. 478 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:42,286 These guys... just like me with Sock and Sam... 479 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,819 boys, friendship, bromance. 480 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,458 Is any of this making sense? 481 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,468 I think so. 482 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:54,063 So do you want to go flying tomorrow or not? 483 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,540 I do. I absolutely do. 484 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,408 Tomorrow night for our special anniversary 485 00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:01,207 you and me... we're flying to the moon. 486 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:04,306 Oh, baby. 487 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,512 You would suffocate and freeze before we got there. 488 00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:12,016 But okay, tomorrow. 489 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,287 Hey, what's that one? 490 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:17,261 Oh, nothing. I just like bunnies. 491 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,657 Oh, pop a wheelie, that's cold. 492 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,598 Where are your waders? 493 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,972 Waders? I don't need them. 494 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,807 I like to feel the water. Helps me locate the fish. You know what I mean? 495 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:37,975 Here we go. All right. 496 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,612 Oh, okay. 497 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,314 I got it. 498 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,655 You are a terrible fisherman. 499 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,660 Yeah. You know, I just thought 500 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:51,662 maybe it would be a good idea for you and I 501 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:53,664 to come out here and bond a little, 502 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,563 spend some quality time together. And look at this. 503 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,500 Look at what we're having... good times, GTs. 504 00:23:57,536 --> 00:24:00,733 Yes, good times. 505 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,434 Listen, I feel like 506 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,171 I could ask you anything, Dad. 507 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,543 So here's one for you... 508 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,946 and this is purely hypothetical, by the way... 509 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,950 what if, you know, 510 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:15,680 I wanted to ask your daughter out on a date? 511 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,920 That is outrageous to consider. 512 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,258 Yeah yeah, I know, but I'm serious though. 513 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,754 I know the whole stepbrother-stepsister thing is a little weird. 514 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,767 That's of no importance. 515 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,769 Look, Sock, 516 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,964 you are certainly a nice boy... 517 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,994 Thank you. 518 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,838 ...and a funny kind of clown. 519 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,901 You can just say "charming." 520 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,311 Kristen would not date you. 521 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,440 You aren't good enough for her. 522 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,281 Excuse me? Not good enough? 523 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,413 You have silly clown hair 524 00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:53,049 and a big honking clown nose, eh? 525 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:55,389 Honk honk. 526 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,796 Is that funny? I'm really funny? I'm a big laugh to you? 527 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,924 Well, check this out... your daughter wasn't laughing 528 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:06,131 when she gave herself to me, so... 529 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,299 You soiled my daughter? 530 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,138 Soiled? No no no. 531 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,634 No, not soiled, no no. I made the sweetest love to your daughter. 532 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,647 I cherished her virginity. 533 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,081 I cherished every moment of it. 534 00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:20,414 No no no! Ow! 535 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,079 What the hell was that for? 536 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,712 Ow! Ow! All right. 537 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,053 Where do you want me to go? 538 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:28,286 Look, are you happy now? 539 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,796 Hey, Sam. How are you? 540 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,571 I'm doing all right. I just wanted to check on you. 541 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:48,010 Oh, it's all good in here. 542 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,207 Are you still a grape guy? 543 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:53,217 No, thanks. 544 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,185 Do you have a second to talk? 545 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,279 Yeah, sure. 546 00:25:57,322 --> 00:26:01,224 And now I'm supposed to send this guy Billy back to hell 547 00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:02,783 even though he's not evil 548 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,761 and even though he found the love of his life. 549 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,991 Sam, I actually envy the guy. 550 00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,227 I'd rather be a soul running free for one day 551 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,792 than to be stuck in this decaying body forever. 552 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:14,634 He's out there getting friendly with the ladies. 553 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:17,164 I can't even get close to your mom, 554 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:19,642 or any other woman for that matter. 555 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,646 Yeah, you're right. 556 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,477 Because you're a decaying body. 557 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:25,915 Thanks, Sam. Rub it in. 558 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,920 No no, I'm saying I think I have an idea 559 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,945 for how to keep Billy out of hell. 560 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,286 I don't know about this. 561 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,988 This is gonna work. It has to, 'cause I don't have any other ideas. 562 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:38,996 Digging up a grave seems wrong. 563 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,328 Disturbing the dead is some bad mojo. 564 00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:44,426 In this case, the dead is across town sleeping in his new girlfriend's house. 565 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,334 We're just disturbing his old corpse. 566 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,669 So you think a dodgeball is gonna work on his dead body? 567 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:51,767 Maybe hell will think it's a mix-up. If not, we gotta send Billy back. 568 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,607 Well, either way we get to enjoy the night air 569 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,977 - at a desecrated cemetery. - Found it. 570 00:26:56,014 --> 00:27:00,348 "Billy Boyland, born 1971, died 1993." 571 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:03,081 Dug up 2009. 572 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,859 So how did it go with you and Kristen's dad? 573 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:12,055 Well, he called me a clown, 574 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,962 said I wasn't good enough to date Kristen 575 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,626 and attacked me with a fishing rod. 576 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,965 I had to escape by swimming across the lake. 577 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:19,527 That's terrible, Sock. 578 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:22,665 Honestly, compared to some other times when I met the parents, 579 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:24,334 it didn't go that badly, Benji. 580 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,344 You know, he didn't pull a gun on me 581 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,312 and try to rip off my genitals. 582 00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,439 Sounds like he's got a soft spot for you. 583 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,450 - Finished. - Oh, yeah? 584 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,020 Oh! 585 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:38,545 - Oh, is that Billy? - I don't know what that is. 586 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:41,582 - He was hit by a truck. - Yeah. 587 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,289 All right. 588 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:48,023 Whoa. 589 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:51,092 You always were good at dodgeball. 590 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,732 Got my vessel? 591 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:59,005 Got my money? 592 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,247 Place the vessel on the mat. 593 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:09,117 It looks like it might be too big. 594 00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:16,517 Right, yeah. 595 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,491 Have a nice day. 596 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,024 Wait, I don't have to sign anything? 597 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:25,866 I just want to make sure I get the credit. 598 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,530 Okay, great. Thank you. Perfect. 599 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,611 - What's that? - Red notice. 600 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,944 - What does that mean? - It means there was something 601 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:39,916 other than a soul inside. What'd you put in there, potatoes? 602 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:42,579 No no, I didn't even... 603 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,554 Sam's the one that got the soul. 604 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,060 Hey, douchebag, what did you do? 605 00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:51,187 I didn't do anything. It was probably just a glitch. 606 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,696 Well, you gotta fix it. 607 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,325 What are you...? I'm not fix... 608 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:56,731 No no no. 609 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,065 Stop. No. 610 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:03,697 Ow! Ow! 611 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,439 Don't you ever try to screw me again. 612 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,553 This was amazing. Thank you. 613 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,150 My pleasure. 614 00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:24,957 So are you ready? 615 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:27,328 Completely ready. Let's do this. 616 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,560 Okay. 617 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,661 Wow. 618 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:38,403 This is the perfect night for flying. 619 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,274 I say we fly out to the water, 620 00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,279 cruise along the coast a little bit, 621 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,304 and then we'll fly inland. 622 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,750 I can't do this. 623 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,882 - What? - I know how important it is to you, 624 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,858 but I can't do it. I just now realized 625 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:56,861 that it's not that I don't love myself enough. 626 00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:59,728 It's that I'm super-afraid of flying and falling. 627 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:02,665 I'm sorry, Nina. I'm sorry, 628 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,964 but no no no. 629 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:08,336 Look, baby, can I tell you a secret? 630 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,136 Of course. 631 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,267 Okay. 632 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,710 A long time ago I had hemophobia. 633 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,874 That ain't right. My cousin's gay. 634 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:21,352 No no, hemophobia. 635 00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:23,286 It's a fear of blood. 636 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,118 Well, you love blood. 637 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,716 I know. See, that's what's crazy. 638 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:30,523 I just had to confront my fear 639 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,530 and immerse myself in it. 640 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,532 And once I did that, 641 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,056 it was great. I loved it. 642 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,466 And now I could bathe in it every single day. 643 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,233 That's nice for you. 644 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:44,969 No, but I can help you too. 645 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,103 The question is, will you let me? 646 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,279 Yes, Nina. Please help me. 647 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:55,309 Perfect. 648 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,622 What are you doing? No no. 649 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:22,507 Oh! 650 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:25,848 Ow! 651 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:37,119 You jammed up the system, Sammy. 652 00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:38,560 Ow! 653 00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,564 The system is made of cogs. 654 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,691 And every cog must play its part. 655 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:46,431 Okay, please stop. Please please stop. 656 00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,439 This little cog here 657 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:51,067 had to muck up the machinery, huh? 658 00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:53,509 And now look what you're making me do. 659 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,512 Oh! Agh! 660 00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:57,514 I'm sorry. I'll get Billy. 661 00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:59,539 Please, I'll get him. I swear. 662 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,916 No, you won't. You can't. 663 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:04,046 And the sad thing is, 664 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,886 I won't be able to get him either. 665 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,916 The Ender will. 666 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,894 What is the Ender? 667 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,329 My failsafe. 668 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,332 I had it created 669 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:18,631 for the rare occasion when a soul gets lost 670 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:22,470 or if some idiot tries to bring a corpse back in its place. 671 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,475 The Ender is released, 672 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,477 tracks the soul down 673 00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:30,106 and destroys it, utterly destroys it. 674 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:34,209 And that means one less soul for me in hell. 675 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:37,119 Well, just call the Ender off. 676 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:38,952 Oh! 677 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,218 Call it off? 678 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,283 Can you call off the Terminator? 679 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,192 You can't reason with it. 680 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:46,856 You can't stop it. 681 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,866 Isn't there anything we can do? 682 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,868 No, the die's been cast, buddy. 683 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,233 Nice going. 684 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,465 Your pal Billy's gonna wish he was back in hell 685 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:56,530 by the time the Ender's through with him. 686 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:09,209 Missed me. 687 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,193 Hey, there's my hero. 688 00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:24,895 I came to warn you. There's this thing called the Ender. 689 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,801 The Devil says it's coming to destroy your soul. 690 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,806 Oh, man. 691 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,434 Why can't anything ever go right for me? 692 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:34,502 I'm sorry, Billy, but you lost your virginity 693 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,842 and you fell in love. 694 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,440 But I'm still a virgin. 695 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:39,507 What? 696 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:41,518 I wanted to connect emotionally 697 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:43,645 before we connected physically. 698 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,656 Well, you'd better start connecting physically quick 699 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,787 because I have a feeling you're running out of time. 700 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:54,525 I can't rush it, dude. It's not just about me. 701 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:56,533 It's about Cindy's pleasure too. 702 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,592 It says so right on the condom box. 703 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,806 Maybe I can buy you some time, 704 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,570 but we need to get you two out of here. 705 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:10,146 It was amazing. One second I'm about to eat the sidewalk, 706 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,206 the next... I'm soaring through the city 707 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,980 cradled in Nina's arms, her demon breath keeping me warm. 708 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:18,079 Focus up, Benji, come on. This has to be the perfect love chamber. 709 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:20,818 The kid's gonna need all the help he can get. You know what I mean? 710 00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:22,826 Just one second. 711 00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:26,853 Nice. 712 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:31,001 Smile. Smile. 713 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,662 Hello. 714 00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,671 Welcome to storm command central. 715 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,536 We have everything for you to feel safe. 716 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,769 We have flashlights on the dresser 717 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,108 and daiquiris and lotion on the nightstand, okay? 718 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:44,080 Also, please feel free to peruse my collection of adult erotica, 719 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:46,242 both in print and DVD. 720 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,979 Why did we have to come here? 721 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:50,283 It's safer to wait out a storm with friends. 722 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,084 Exactly, so we're gonna leave you two alone 723 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,387 and check out the weather channel. Billy, you'll let me know when... 724 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,393 I'll let you know when the storm passes. 725 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,952 Okay, great. Let's go. 726 00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:02,989 Come on, guys. 727 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,373 I can't believe he's not done yet. 728 00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:12,672 I'm impressed, man. Billy's a stallion. 729 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:15,042 Smart. Girls talk to each other. 730 00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:17,843 You're only as good as your last job. You know what I mean? 731 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,392 Oh, look. 732 00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:36,796 Holy crap, this is bad. 733 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,676 Go go go go. 734 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,080 - We have to get Billy. - Go go. 735 00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:59,954 Billy, come on! Billy! 736 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,119 - Billy! - Come on, Billy! 737 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,254 Argh! 738 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:07,958 Argh, come on! 739 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,344 Is it gone? 740 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:29,876 Yeah. 741 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:32,185 What just happened? 742 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,225 Hey, guys. 743 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,922 - Hey, Billy. - He's finally up, you dog. 744 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,658 Bobbity bobbity. 745 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,495 How does it feel to finally lose your virginity? 746 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,127 How does it feel, boys? Let me just show you. 747 00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:48,701 Oh. 748 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:49,967 I won't be needing this. 749 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:53,101 Intercourse cured your asthma? 750 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,339 No, but Cindy's a pharmaceutical rep, 751 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,778 so she gets them for free. 752 00:36:56,814 --> 00:37:00,375 - Ah, aces. - Congratulations, buddy. 753 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:03,615 Do we know what happened, why the Ender didn't come for me? 754 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,622 Ben has a theory, actually. 755 00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:08,056 Yeah, so during the act of love 756 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:10,458 or at the exact moment of consummation 757 00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:13,986 two souls became one... yours and Cindy's. 758 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,999 It's like the Ender lost your scent. 759 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:18,501 They say the Devil has no dominion over true love. 760 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:22,028 So am I out? 761 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,041 Yeah, I mean, 762 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,043 the Devil thinks you were destroyed by the Ender 763 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,977 and I don't even have a vessel to capture you. 764 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,502 So yeah, that's it. 765 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:31,742 How can I ever repay you guys for this? 766 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:33,716 I'm gonna spend the rest of my days 767 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,083 making Cindy happy. 768 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,781 - Good luck, Billy. - Good luck, Billy. 769 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:40,347 Bye. 770 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:43,087 Something good happened here today, boys... 771 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:45,095 a geek escaped from hell; 772 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:46,926 a geek banged a cougar, 773 00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:49,455 a geek walks away a little bit less of a geek. 774 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,933 And we helped. 775 00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:52,868 It's like we're his fairy bone-mothers. 776 00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:54,632 That has a nice feeling. 777 00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:56,833 Finally a happy ending to this crap job. 778 00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:59,274 - No kidding. - Isn't that Morgan? 779 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:06,616 - Whoa. - Wait wait wait wait. 780 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:08,778 What's up, dude? 781 00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:09,945 - No. - Stop! 782 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,217 Wait, Morgan. Stop. 783 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:14,383 - What are you doing? - Hey, it's the fellas. 784 00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,950 Oh, Dad told me you tend to fall for those sob stories, 785 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,757 so he sent me to do the job you couldn't do. 786 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,128 - Give it to me. - Hey, easy, man. 787 00:38:21,165 --> 00:38:23,030 Your conscience is clear. 788 00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:25,535 You didn't want to send him to hell. Now you don't have to. 789 00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:27,969 I'll do it. And everyone's happy, right? 790 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,547 Hey, you got a second? 791 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:39,242 That depends. 792 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:41,649 You're not gonna pull out some champagne on me again, are you? 793 00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:44,621 No no, this is strictly work-related. 794 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,021 I wanted to ask you if I could leave early tonight. 795 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,548 There's something I have to do. 796 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,026 I'm gonna need a better reason that that, Sam. 797 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:54,623 Morgan took him. Morgan took Billy. He's back in hell. 798 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:58,123 Oh, I'm sorry. 799 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,570 It's not fair. I try to do something good, 800 00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:03,664 something to make this whole thing tolerable, 801 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,903 and it's always taken away from me. 802 00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:08,343 Well, if it makes any difference, 803 00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:11,075 you have the rest of the night off to do whatever you need to do. 804 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:14,084 Thank you. I'll make it up to you. 805 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,143 Okay. You want company... 806 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:20,453 you know, as long as it's not a date? 807 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,789 No, it's definitely not. 808 00:39:25,429 --> 00:39:29,297 Hey, where have you been hiding all day? 809 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:33,099 And where are you going? 810 00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,367 Back to Japan. 811 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,540 School's over and I'm going home. 812 00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:41,841 Going home? Why? You're in school? 813 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:44,609 Yes, Sock, hotel management school. 814 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,707 Don't you remember me studying all the time? 815 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,618 You were gonna leave and you weren't gonna tell me, Kristen? 816 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,280 How could you do that? 817 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:53,813 I was afraid it would be too painful. 818 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,758 Okay, but look, you don't have to leave. 819 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:58,455 I talked to your dad already, and once he gets tired of beating me, 820 00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:00,430 we can eventually be happy together, you and me. 821 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,432 I'm so sorry, Sock. 822 00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:05,458 In Japan I was afraid 823 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,801 of having my life planned out for me. 824 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,669 So I decided to come to America 825 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:12,505 to discover who I was. 826 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,875 And then I found you. 827 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:20,239 And you helped me 828 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,377 discover so much about myself. 829 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,920 I came to America as a girl, 830 00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:30,120 but because of you 831 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:33,153 I leave it as a woman 832 00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,722 who has discovered both her sexuality 833 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:40,100 and her ability to manage an extended-stay hotel. 834 00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:42,230 Right. 835 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,436 I owe all of that to you. 836 00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:00,320 Kristen. 837 00:41:00,357 --> 00:41:02,689 Yes? 838 00:41:06,363 --> 00:41:08,388 You're welcome. 839 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:20,075 Sorry, Billy. We did everything we could. 840 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,273 This ground looks freshly dug up. 841 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,805 Yeah, we did that. 842 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:28,182 Okay. 843 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:31,279 Well, he was happy for a little while. 844 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,688 It has to mean something. 845 00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:36,056 I hope so. 846 00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:38,084 Yeah. 847 00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:41,322 You're trespassing. 848 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:44,163 You can't be here. I'm gonna call the cops. 849 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:45,998 Alan? 850 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:48,999 Alan! 851 00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:54,267 Alan. Alan. 852 00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:56,279 Alan. 853 00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:57,575 Alan, wait. 854 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,880 Damn it. 855 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,888 Alan! 856 00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:07,117 I know you're out there. 857 00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:09,819 I'm gonna find you.