1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,863 What's all the mystery, Sammy? 2 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:05,461 I just need to talk to you in private. 3 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,063 All right, fine. We're alone, give it up. 4 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:09,041 No, in the car where no one can hear us. 5 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:11,543 You know what? If this is about your weird little man crush on me, 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:12,909 don't worry about it. We all know. 7 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,005 - Get in. - All right, fine. 8 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,078 Okay. 9 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:20,211 Oh, dude, it's freezing in here. What the hell, man? 10 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:23,848 Hear that sound? That's my nipples crystallizing into diamonds on my chest. 11 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,051 - Hi, Sock. - What? Oh God! Oh, Sam! 12 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:28,720 Get down! Sam, get down! 13 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,229 It's okay. It's okay. 14 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,731 Calm down. Calm down. 15 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,428 Ta-da. 16 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,732 Mr. O? What the hell, Sam? 17 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,999 Your dad's alive? 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,098 Well, sort of. 19 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,699 What do you mean sort of? 20 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:45,074 Well, technically speaking, I'm not dead. 21 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,909 But I'm just not so much alive either. 22 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:49,107 What? Why? 23 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:50,673 Well, I made that deal with the Devil 24 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:54,016 so I wouldn't die, and now I kind of can't. 25 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,022 That's why we had to keep the air cold. 26 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,217 - Right. - It's to keep Dad fresh. 27 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,158 Frigid. Yeah, okay. 28 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:04,459 Mr. Oliver, I'm really glad that you're alive and everything, 29 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:07,489 but I just about had a heart attack and I think I might still be having one. 30 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,627 Sam, why the hell would you ever do that to me? 31 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,864 Because I knew you'd want to be here. 32 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,429 Why? What for? 33 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,703 When Ben's shift ends. 34 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,711 Oh. Oh my God, this is brilliant. 35 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,269 Okay, good. Hey, get down. Go go. 36 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:23,373 Get down, get down. Remember to say bla-la-la-la this time, all right? 37 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,441 Okay. 38 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,215 Hola, Benjamin. Let's go for a ride, man. 39 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:31,655 No thanks. Today was a really stressful day. 40 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:34,956 I was at the returns counter and people were yelling at me. 41 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:37,428 I just want to go home, slip into a warm bath 42 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,398 and just forget today ever happened. 43 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,367 All right, well, we were gonna hit Anderson's Ice Cream Shop, 44 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,267 get a little snow blast with extra Oreo crumble. 45 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,431 - But whatever. Another time. - No big deal. 46 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,135 Actually, that sounds really really relaxing too. 47 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,802 All right, I'm in. 48 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,176 Let's do it. 49 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:59,311 Hey, Ben. 50 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:28,146 How old is this? 51 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,240 Shh shh. Look. Listen. 52 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,150 Listen to the hotness. 53 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,560 You know, Kristen is actually a pretty cool person 54 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:44,153 and fun to be around. 55 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,392 If you'd stop sexualizing your sister all the time 56 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:47,956 - you might realize that. - You know what? 57 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,401 It's like you're talking. I can hear the stupid words 58 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,165 falling out of your mouth but they hold no meaning. 59 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,832 - Take me and Nina. - Nope. 60 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:57,331 We're friends but we have our sexual side. 61 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,868 But then we keep it in a box and take it out when we need it. 62 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,381 We enjoy it, we play with it. 63 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,713 Then we put it back in the box when we're all done. 64 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,481 There is no box that can contain this sexuality, Ben. 65 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,148 All right? It's uncontainable. It's how I was born. 66 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,990 In fact, the delivery room doctor said I was the sexiest baby she'd ever seen. 67 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,552 - So... - Fine, your loss then. 68 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,548 Whoa. 69 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:42,351 These things are great. Bumper cars with deadly sharp blades. 70 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,915 - Will you stop that? - All right, grumpy. 71 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,357 Here's the vessel for your next soul. 72 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,124 Tracy Reed. 73 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,291 Thought she was a vampire when she was alive. 74 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,164 Seriously, she was a vampire? 75 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:59,271 You do know that vampires don't really exist, don't you, Sam? 76 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,773 She was just a murderer who liked to drink people's blood. 77 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,641 Oh, looking sharp, Buffy. Looking sharp. 78 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:07,237 All right, anything else? 79 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,908 Hey, you're being extra snotty today, aren't you? 80 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:12,645 This couldn't have something to do with a certain reappearance 81 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:15,153 of a decaying, frankly gross, 82 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,746 father figure, could it? 83 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,282 You can joke all you want, but I feel kind of bad for him. 84 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,624 You feel bad? 85 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:25,130 Why should you feel anything for that guy? 86 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:28,622 Don't you recall he's the architect of your situation here? 87 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:29,999 He sold your soul. 88 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,800 - And you feel bad? - Sort of. 89 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,002 Then I feel I have to impart some fatherly advice to you, 90 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,669 ironic as that may seem. 91 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,406 Don't let people walk all over you, buddy. 92 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,573 Screw that guy. 93 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,448 He had no problem screwing you. 94 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,729 This is it. The vampire soul lives here. 95 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,233 You had to wear the squeaky ones. 96 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,104 They look good with these pants, what am I gonna do? 97 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,337 - They do. - It's not subtle. 98 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:14,073 It's like you're announcing to the evil souls that we're here is all I'm saying. 99 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:17,412 You know what, Sam? I risk my neck for you on a daily basis. 100 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,613 If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die looking tasty in a fashionable ensemble. 101 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,780 Principles... get some. 102 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:28,152 Oh, it's so emo in here. 103 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,923 I love it. 104 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,523 Hello? 105 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:38,128 You can't have it. You're not taking it from me. 106 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,661 We're not here to rob you. 107 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,072 Yeah, we're just here to send you back to hell. 108 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:45,077 I'll kill you. You can't touch it. 109 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,217 Ah! 110 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,854 There's a vampire on me! 111 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,160 There's a vampire! 112 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,800 Oh! 113 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,567 All right, yes. 114 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,164 That wasn't too bad actually. 115 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,698 Totally. 116 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,243 A baby rattle. 117 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,076 Yeah, and there's a carriage. 118 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,443 "Pregnancy, Birth and Baby." 119 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,537 That's a baby, right? 120 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,233 Yeah, that's a baby. 121 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,640 We've got a baby. 122 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,749 - Next. - Hey there, Gladycakes. 123 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,347 - Place the vessel... - Way ahead of you. 124 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:07,120 Um, we were wondering what to do with this. 125 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,789 Uh, the soul in the vessel, it's hers. 126 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,857 Oh, an IBOH. 127 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,198 What's an IBOH? 128 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,465 Intentional birth out of hell. 129 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,438 It happens. Souls have been known to escape from hell 130 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,634 to have their children here. Better schools. 131 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,838 Oh, okay great. So this has happened before then. 132 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:28,608 Yeah, we were wondering if there was like a procedure in place 133 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,673 that can handle these circumstances. 134 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,809 Yeah, there is. Have fun raising it. 135 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:36,447 No no no. We can't raise a baby. 136 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,720 Any idiot can raise a baby, which makes you more than qualified. 137 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,523 No no no, what if this one's evil, Gladys? Lts mom had fangs. 138 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,291 Nobody's gonna want to breastfeed a fang baby. 139 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,524 Yeah. 140 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,993 I think you're okay. 141 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,094 Yeah, it's probably just a regular baby. 142 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,798 Uh uh, probably? 143 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,500 Yeah, but if you're worried I can stuff it 144 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,031 down the return chute if you want. 145 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,670 I'm a little worried, yeah. 146 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,942 Why don't you just ask your little girlfriend for some help? 147 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,040 She dates you, she must know a lot about babies. 148 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:07,917 She happens to have an important job that she's busy with right now, 149 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,388 unlike you and your stupid stupidness. 150 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,353 Yeah. 151 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,920 Next. 152 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,629 Yup. 153 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,192 There is an envelope for you up at the front... 154 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,102 you took down all my motivational posters. 155 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,407 Guess you want your employees to only soar to regular heights. 156 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,468 - Envelope, Ted. - Yes you may. 157 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,070 Thank you. 158 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:46,283 Aw, that's sweet. Sam taking you out on the town? 159 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:47,986 Uh, yeah. 160 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,688 Um, we're a little stressed lately. 161 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,162 Stressed? 162 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,758 Maybe it's not Sam. Maybe it's the job. 163 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,427 You know what they say. 164 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,869 This job makes a man go insane, especially if that man is a woman. 165 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,100 - Get out, Ted. - Thank you, boss. 166 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:12,113 You know, I don't think we're gonna learn anything 167 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,551 about taking care of a baby from "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid." 168 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:18,148 No, just wait until the kid's on the rampage. We'll learn plenty, trust me. 169 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,391 What are we gonna do with it? 170 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,419 Why don't you know, Ben? I mean, you know, 171 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:27,830 you're the one who lives with little rabbits and birdies and small creatures. 172 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,892 I mean, this is your wheelhouse, buddy. Step up. 173 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,563 Yeah, man, come on. 174 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,799 Uh, it's probably hungry. 175 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,397 We need mother's milk. 176 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,875 Oh, well, sorry I'm not lactating right now. 177 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,401 Where do we find someone with fleshy milk dispensers? 178 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,243 A baby? 179 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:43,714 Where did you get a baby? 180 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,445 A friend. We're borrowing it from a friend. 181 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,953 - Borrowing it. - Looks like a little doll. 182 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,149 - Can I hold it? - Sure. 183 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,090 Hi, little baby. 184 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,192 Oh my God, I'm so jealous of that baby right now. 185 00:09:58,297 --> 00:09:59,958 Wish I was cradled to the bosoms. 186 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,591 Cradled like a baby. 187 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,431 Can I talk to you for a second? 188 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,993 - Huh? - Excuse us. 189 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,369 Oh. 190 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,972 - Did you hear yourself just now? - What happened? 191 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,569 You were looking at a little infant 192 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,843 nuzzling against your stepsister's breasts 193 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,576 and you said you were jealous of it. 194 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,177 I said that out loud? Oh my God. 195 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,050 You're sick and you need help. 196 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,613 Benji, I'm dying over here, man. 197 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,955 What do I do? How do I make the sexual tension disappear? 198 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:30,520 Uh, Nina and I, we play racquetball. 199 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,623 It's a great way to release the aggression. 200 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:35,463 Sounds like a lot of work. 201 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:39,301 All right, there's also drugs that people take 202 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:42,535 to lower testosterone and help dull the sex drive. 203 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,271 Isn't that chemical castration? 204 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,303 You don't need to name it. You just need a solution to your sick problem. 205 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:51,316 I hate it when you call me sick like that. 206 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,977 - Well, deal with it. - You're right. 207 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,884 Okay, here are my options, right? 208 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,945 - I medicate my boys into submission... - Mmm-hm. 209 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,514 ...or I work out for 15 minutes a day? 210 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,048 As far as I can see it. 211 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:10,193 Terrycloth wristbands are for fashion, Benjamin. 212 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,227 Not for exercise. 213 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,535 Chemical castration it is. 214 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:16,541 Good. Let's go. 215 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,555 Okay, now do a monkey. Do a monkey. 216 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,589 More monkey... monkier. 217 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,930 - Tony? - Sam, you are here. 218 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:45,425 - Hey, guys, look who it is. - Look who's back in town. 219 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,371 Yeah yeah yeah, I'm back. I'm back. 220 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,998 You can't live in fear forever. 221 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,599 Plus I came to warn you. 222 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,010 I think they're dispatching some demon assassins to kill you. 223 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,241 Oh, we know. Ben's dating one of them. 224 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,250 Yeah, we're a power couple. 225 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,115 You... what is that? 226 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,710 Is that... do you... 227 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,450 - Do you guys have a baby? - Yeah. 228 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,425 Hey, look at you. 229 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,393 Oh, there we go. It's okay. 230 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,898 There you go. 231 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,232 Yeah, aren't you just a bundle of cuteness? Yes you are. 232 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,100 Is it a girl? 233 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,571 Uh, probably. 234 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,335 I don't know. 235 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,399 We didn't even check. 236 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,741 - You haven't changed her diaper? - Huh? 237 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,440 For how long? 238 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,949 Have you burped her? Have you fed her? Have you cleaned her? 239 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,746 Guys, this is a precious and delicate little gift. 240 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,309 You can't just treat it like a turtle 241 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,446 you got at the Chinese market and forget about it. 242 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,156 Do you want it? 243 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,059 She's beautiful. 244 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,865 You know, Steve and I were on an adoption waiting list. 245 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,532 Then he passed away and well, 246 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:57,133 just another one of those dreams that I had to let go of. 247 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,407 Well, now's the moment, Tone. You've got to seize the dream. 248 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,812 Seize it right out of our hands. 249 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,641 Maybe there's a reason I came here today. 250 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:09,654 Maybe I was meant to come. 251 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,121 Maybe it was fate. 252 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,921 I can't think of a better person to take care of her. 253 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,450 Yeah, you're gonna be a great dad. 254 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,833 Oh, yes. 255 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,302 I'm a daddy. 256 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,498 - Congrats, Papa Tony - All right. 257 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,030 And Stevie. 258 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,304 After Steve, I'm gonna call her Stevie. 259 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,777 Um, I already named her Magnum P.I. 260 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,676 Oh, little Stevie. 261 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,988 Hi, are you open? 262 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,960 - Are you Miss Prendergast? - Yes. 263 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,655 Your table is right this way. 264 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,898 You came. That's great. 265 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,065 Yeah. 266 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,700 Um, I came to meet Sam. 267 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,869 Oh, I didn't invite Sam. 268 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,902 No, apparently you didn't invite anyone. 269 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,711 Did you just rent out this whole place for us? 270 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,843 Yeah yeah. Kind of my thing, you know? 271 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:17,253 This is your thing? Date ambush? 272 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,116 You've got to be kidding me. 273 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,389 Don't go. Look, you don't have to feel uncomfortable. 274 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,895 I brought you a nicer dress. You could change, 275 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,624 maybe even put your hair up. 276 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,030 Let me just make one thing clear here, okay? 277 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,194 I am with Sam, period. 278 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,727 Okay. It's my misunderstanding. 279 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,568 I didn't realize you guys were in for the long haul. 280 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,404 We are. 281 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,569 Not gonna lie, it's pretty bush league on your part. 282 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,545 I mean, I did go though all the effort to set this up. 283 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,070 But, you know, you've got to do what you've got to do. 284 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,742 You're such an ass. 285 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,149 Okay, but if Sam wasn't in the picture you'd stay for dinner, right? 286 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,949 - Not a chance. - Why? 287 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:55,588 You're obnoxious, you're arrogant and you're rude. 288 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,119 Oh, and your father is the Devil. 289 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,256 I didn't think that mattered to you. 290 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,199 Really? And why would you think that? 291 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,896 Given your current relationship, why wouldn't I think that? 292 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,097 What is that supposed to mean? 293 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,571 Since Sam and I have the same father, 294 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,369 I just figured you'd accepted Satan in your life. 295 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,704 Yeah, you know that Sam is the son of the Devil. 296 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,940 Oh. 297 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,315 Did I just speak out of turn? 298 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,479 I assumed you knew. 299 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,283 Looks like both of our nights are ruined now. 300 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,157 Sorry. 301 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,844 When's your doctor's appointment? 302 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,319 Noon today. 303 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,219 Just taking the dog out for one last walk. 304 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,954 That's gross. 305 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,224 It's for the best. 306 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,993 You hear that? 307 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,606 - He's back. - I'll take care of it. 308 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,837 He's gonna do it. 309 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,613 Dad, what are you doing? 310 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,206 Oh, hey, Sam. 311 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,582 I just thought I'd stop by 312 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,018 and set up the badminton net 313 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,954 and bang the old shuttlecock around with you. 314 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,514 Yeah, I don't really have time now. 315 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:36,016 Oh, okay. Well, maybe tomorrow then. 316 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,585 - Yeah, well, I'll try. - Good. 317 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,790 'Cause you know, Sam, I really want to make the effort 318 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,823 to spend some more time together. 319 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,494 This being undead, 320 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:46,163 it kind of frees me up from everyday obligations, you know? 321 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,036 Don't have to work, don't have to eat. 322 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,507 But hey, lots of free time. 323 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,510 - Right. - One game, come on. 324 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,239 Dad, I really... I have to go to work. 325 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,247 Okay, well, that's too bad. 326 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,873 Maybe next time call ahead. 327 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,476 Call ahead. Great idea. 328 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,214 I will do that, Sam. 329 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,225 Sam, anything you want to tell me? 330 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,230 Any little details that might be important 331 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,925 for me to understand while I'm dating you? 332 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,695 I'm... 333 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,133 allergic to tree nuts. 334 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,467 Eeeh! Any other nuggets of info you want to share? 335 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,439 - Like what? - Oh, I don't know. 336 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,907 Like maybe Satan is your real father. 337 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,639 I was gonna tell you. I was planning on telling you. 338 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,670 - When? - Andi, l... 339 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,206 Who told you? Was it Ben? No, it was Sock, right? 340 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,583 What? They know? 341 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,817 Wow, Sam. Okay, how long were you planning on keeping this from me? 342 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,654 I was waiting for the right moment to tell you so you wouldn't freak out. 343 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,991 - What? Get over here. - All right, all right. 344 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,555 Okay, what made you think 345 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,034 that you could deceive me like this, huh? 346 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,265 - I should not have kept it secret from you. - No. 347 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,398 Another secret. I just... 348 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,205 I thought it would be better to keep you in the dark for a while. 349 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,837 No, Sam. It's pretty clear why you'd keep this a secret. 350 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,473 I mean, come on, you're the son of the Devil, okay? 351 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,244 Me being in the dark is better for you. 352 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,047 - Because I was afraid of this. - Of what? 353 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,144 This. Upsetting you. 354 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,916 Well, too late, I'm upset. 355 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,718 I know, and I didn't want that to happen. 356 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,055 I didn't understand what it all meant. I still don't. 357 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,424 Oh, I know. You're fired. 358 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,826 Andi, what? 359 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,557 Yup, you're fired. 360 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,724 I'm pretty sure you legally can't do that. 361 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,098 Okay, you know what? I don't care. I have to do something. 362 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,070 So then fine, you know what? You're on dumpster duty forever. 363 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,130 You know what else? That! 364 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,505 Ow! Okay, I deserved that. 365 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,136 - Clean that up. - Andi... 366 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:36,079 Yes, right away. On it. 367 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,595 Andi, come on. Just hear me out. 368 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,602 Hey. 369 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,002 You just can't come bursting into people's offices. 370 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,699 I might have been naked in here. 371 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,471 - What are you doing here? - Just wanted to talk to you. 372 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,674 It seems we're having 373 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,979 a small accounting error in purgatory. 374 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,985 So I owe money now? 375 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,044 No, a soul. We're missing one. 376 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,750 Not your fault. Just kind of slipped through the cracks. 377 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,553 Well, tell me who it is so you can get the hell out of here. 378 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,423 Oh, you already know who it is. 379 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,021 - The baby. - The baby? 380 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,190 That soul escaped 381 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,700 specifically to have her baby out of hell. 382 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,669 And you know what? 383 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,864 No one gets out of hell. 384 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,533 Not even offspring. 385 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,405 I'm not sending a little baby to hell. 386 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,137 I can understand your hesitation, 387 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,170 but you mustn't allow yourself to be fooled 388 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,375 by its pudgy cuteness. 389 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,111 The kid is a bad seed. 390 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,779 It's destined for evil like its mother. 391 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,515 I don't know what to tell you. 392 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,114 We gave it away. 393 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,681 Oh. 394 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,852 That just won't work, Sammy. 395 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,658 I know that this'll be hard for you. 396 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,187 So don't rush. 397 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:03,497 Just have it back by say, oh, this time tomorrow. 398 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,231 Because if you don't retrieve this kid, 399 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,398 I will. 400 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,103 And it won't be pretty for anybody who gets in my way. 401 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,448 I can't believe you got drugs from a doctor so easily. 402 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,787 Excess testosterone, Benji. People get intimidated. 403 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,759 It is my gift and my curse. 404 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:32,560 Oh, also I weaseled some pills out of him to help with your scalp itch. 405 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,623 Oh, thanks, man. 406 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,190 When are you gonna take yours? 407 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,795 I'm working my way up to it, okay, Ben? 408 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,202 I just want to hang on to my manhood 409 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,139 for a couple more hours. Is that all right? 410 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,039 All right, I just got off the phone with Tony. 411 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,907 He's cooking us lunch at his new apartment. 412 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,641 Um, he's not gonna let go of that baby easily. 413 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,512 No no, but lunch is perfect though. 414 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,883 Tony is both a super-sensitive demon and a culinary perfectionist. 415 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,150 All we got to do is bag on his cooking. He starts bawling, 416 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,885 runs down to the market to grab some locally-grown organic garbage. 417 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,257 Once he leaves, boom, vessel the baby. Bob's your uncle. 418 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,886 Boo! 419 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,988 Dad, what are you doing here? 420 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,329 I came for your brains. 421 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,568 I'm just kidding. 422 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,197 Actually, I just thought we could maybe hang out and watch the ballgame. 423 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:17,174 - Now is not a good time. - Oh. 424 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,440 Uh, Sam, could I speak to you for a minute? 425 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,185 All right, let's make this quick. 426 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,120 - What is your problem, Sam? - We have to be somewhere. 427 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:33,352 Okay, you know what? I've got to say I'm a little disappointed in you. 428 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,758 - Why? - Because I'm getting the sense, Sam, 429 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,354 - that you're blowing me off. - What are you talking about? 430 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,864 You're blowing me off, Sam. 431 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,332 And frankly, you're shirking your family responsibilities. 432 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,564 Dad, it is not my responsibility to babysit you. 433 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,596 Okay? What about Mom? Get her to let you move back in. 434 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,540 She doesn't want me to, Sam. She's... 435 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,811 I'm starting to believe she actually blames me for this. 436 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,248 As if it's my fault that I turned into a zombie. 437 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:02,117 It kind of is your fault. 438 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,883 Oh, so you're picking sides now? 439 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,413 Yes. Yes I am. 440 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,722 All right? This is all your doing. 441 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,058 All this happened because of you. 442 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,394 You made a deal with the Devil and then you lied about it. 443 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,196 Sam, I'm your father, so I demand a little respect. 444 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:19,067 No you're not. You're not my real father. 445 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,265 What did you say? 446 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:25,569 I said you're not my real father. 447 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,677 I suppose the Devil told you that. 448 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,980 Yes, he did. I'm guessing it's true. 449 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,509 Sam... 450 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:39,388 you know I'm not allowed to say anything about this. 451 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,619 The deal with the Devil 452 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,525 forbids me from telling you anything. 453 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,120 Well, there's my answer. 454 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,256 Sam, l... 455 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,733 I just want you to 456 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,895 remember who raised you. 457 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:55,065 Who was there for you growing up, Sam, every step of the way? 458 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,701 Who loved you? I did. 459 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,405 No matter what anyone tells you, 460 00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,572 I love you. 461 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:06,175 And that's really all that matters, right? 462 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,413 Sure. That's all that matters. 463 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:12,685 Now I've got to go send a baby to hell, so thanks, 464 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,419 Dad. 465 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,298 Whoo! 466 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,927 Well, I am so glad you guys were able to come out. 467 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,995 It's important for Stevie to be around people that I consider family. 468 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,465 Family's important. 469 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:38,914 And you also get to hear about the important milestones. 470 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:41,043 Like guess what happened last night for the first time. 471 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,883 - What what what? - She gurgled. 472 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,816 - She gurgled. That's wonderful. - Isn't it though? 473 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,849 It's just wonderful. But don't let my gushing stop you guys. 474 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,294 Please, there's food, mimosas, iced tea. 475 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:54,992 Whatever you need. Right? Whatever you need. 476 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:56,967 Huh. 477 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,432 Hmm. 478 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,803 Is the salad okay? 479 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,933 Yeah. Yeah yeah, it's good. 480 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:06,170 It's, uh... it's adequate. 481 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,179 Sock, what is wrong with the salad? 482 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:10,613 Nothing nothing, Tony. It's just, you know, l... 483 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,174 All right, to tell you the truth, I had a salad the other day 484 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,152 that was loaded with shiitake mushrooms 485 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,485 and it just kind of blew my mind, that's all. 486 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:20,423 No problem. I have shiitake in the kitchen. I'll throw them in there. 487 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,361 You know, I don't even think it's the mushrooms that are the problem. 488 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:27,126 - It's not? - No, it's, um... 489 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,531 The tomatoes. 490 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:31,502 What's wrong with the tomatoes? 491 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:33,265 They... they're very ripe. 492 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:38,207 Oh, that's unacceptable. I apologize. 493 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,006 Um... 494 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,945 There's a grocer right around the corner. 495 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,279 He's got fresh ones. I'll be back in a jiff. 496 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,614 - Just keep eating. - Wait, Tony. 497 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,881 You know, we could take care of the baby for you. 498 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,115 Yeah yeah, we could watch the baby. 499 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,453 Why not? 500 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:56,821 Okay, yeah. Okay, sure. 501 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,626 I don't want to be one of those smothering parents. 502 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:04,199 Okay, I'll be back in a minute. 503 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,703 Okay. 504 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,705 You guys have my cell number if there's a problem, right? 505 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,366 Absolutely. 506 00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:11,898 Okay. Okay, tomatoes. 507 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,039 I can't believe that worked. 508 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,879 Well, the tomatoes are a little ripe. 509 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:24,578 All right, let's shove a spike through this baby's face. 510 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:27,183 - Okay, Sam. Go on, do it. - Okay. 511 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,061 Sam, come on. Do it, do it, do it. 512 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,394 Do it. 513 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,694 - I-I-I can't do it. - Come on. 514 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:39,533 It's a little baby. Look at it 515 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:41,698 with its big eyes and its little fingers. 516 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,731 I can't stick a stake in it. 517 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,471 What if the Devil is tricking me, trying to get me to stab this baby? 518 00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:48,411 I thought he said it was gonna grow up to be evil, 519 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:50,311 do a bunch of monstrous things like its mom. 520 00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:52,373 It doesn't look anything like a monster. 521 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,885 Then what do we do? 522 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,115 I don't know. It's looking at me all cute and stuff. 523 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:58,713 Cover it up. 524 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:00,486 Cover up the baby. Here we go. 525 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,392 There, now you can stab that baby guilt-free. 526 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,090 - Go. - That's gonna smother the baby. 527 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,565 Oh, you like that? Peekaboo. 528 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,727 Peekaboo. 529 00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:13,169 - Peekaboo. - Ben, you're not helping. 530 00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:15,870 Okay, wait wait, I got it. 531 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,137 What if we sing it to sleep? 532 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:21,111 That way it won't be looking at me and it'll just make it easier on the both of us. 533 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,580 - Yeah yeah, good. - Right? 534 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,310 Uh... 535 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:38,829 As luck would have it my neighbor had a couple of fresh ones. 536 00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:41,525 So... 537 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:45,161 What's going on? 538 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,535 This isn't what it looks like. 539 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:52,338 Stay away from my daughter! 540 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:55,705 Whoa! 541 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,085 Hi. What did they do to you? 542 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,281 Tony, nothing. Nothing. Tony. 543 00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:06,313 What is this? 544 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,690 No, Tony, the Devil told me she has to go back. 545 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,922 That she's a bad seed. An evil monster. 546 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,452 The Devil is full of lies. 547 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,698 Sam! 548 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:20,032 This baby is innocent. She's not a monster. 549 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:25,142 Oh God, Benji! 550 00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:29,142 Tony, the Devil wants her back. 551 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,738 I'll raise her to be good, Sam. 552 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,909 Babies aren't born evil. 553 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,977 - Humans make them evil. - You can't stop him. He'll kill you. 554 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:37,488 What would you have me do, Sam? 555 00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:39,422 I'm not just gonna hand her over. 556 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:42,085 He won't stop coming for you until he gets the baby. 557 00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:43,685 We have to make the Devil not want it. 558 00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,492 How do we do that? 559 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:49,432 Baptism. 560 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,628 What if we baptize the baby? 561 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,901 If we get her baptized it washes away Original Sin. 562 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:57,931 - Will that work? - If she's christened she'll be pure... 563 00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:00,638 a blank slate. The Devil won't have any claim over her, 564 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,648 - at least for now. - That just might work. 565 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,879 Yeah, that just might work, baby. 566 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:09,182 Daddy's gonna get you baptized. 567 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,323 Yeah, he's gonna have you baptized. 568 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,733 Hey, we're all set. 569 00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:26,566 My grandmother called ahead and spoke to Father Ortega. 570 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,765 Now he's willing to do the emergency baptism 571 00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:31,173 - as long as we have parents standing in. - Here comes Mama. 572 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,007 Hey, Andi. Thank you for doing this. 573 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,535 You don't know how much it means to me. 574 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,276 Yeah, sure, Tony. 575 00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:40,807 Uh, well, there's Father Ortega. 576 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:43,787 Oh. 577 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:46,985 Andi, this is little Stevie. 578 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:49,152 Oh, she's beautiful. 579 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,890 Stevie, this is Andi. She's gonna be your mama for today 580 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,830 along with Papa Sam. 581 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:55,560 Oh, you're not standing in as the father? 582 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,933 Oh, I can't. The whole demon thing. 583 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,063 I can't enter unto consecrated ground. 584 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:03,165 I'll light up like an oversoaked flamb� 585 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:06,700 But Sam's half human so he's probably okay. 586 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,612 And I can't imagine a sweeter couple than you and Sam 587 00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:12,309 to watch over little Stevie at her christening. 588 00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:15,285 - Right? - Fine. 589 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,753 Let's just get it over with. 590 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:20,448 Something going on with you and Sam? 591 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,483 Hmm, son of the Devil. 592 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,518 Oh yeah. Yeah. 593 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,587 You know, Andi, I was right there with you. 594 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:28,895 I thought Sam was full of evil 595 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,798 just waiting to burst forth. 596 00:29:30,835 --> 00:29:32,962 Heck, I even tried to kill him. 597 00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:35,564 But then Steve appeared to me 598 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:39,008 and he let me know that Sam was worth saving. 599 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:42,308 I just don't think his fate is tied to the Devil. 600 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,915 Do you know that? 601 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,680 Well... 602 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,985 Well, you don't know anything for sure. 603 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,989 The Devil says this baby belongs in hell, 604 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,586 but when I look at that angel face, 605 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,291 - all I see is the good. - Yeah. 606 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:03,960 And that's what I see when I look at Sam. 607 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:05,663 I can't prove that, Andi. 608 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:07,534 That's something you need to look for in Sam 609 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:09,699 and find for yourself. 610 00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:13,340 Right? 611 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,882 Why are you staring at me? 612 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,353 You didn't burst into flames. 613 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,253 Why would I burst into flames? 614 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,554 Tony said he couldn't walk on consecrated ground 615 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:29,059 without lighting on fire. 616 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,958 I just thought maybe the same for you. 617 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,327 You didn't think to warn me? 618 00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:35,059 No, I was testing you. 619 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,430 You would've deserved it. 620 00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:38,992 You're probably right. 621 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:42,404 So are we good? 622 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,000 I don't know yet. 623 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:48,604 You know, when I look at you I see the Sam I've known for years, 624 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:52,309 the Sam that I know would be here doing good, 625 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,784 trying to save this baby. 626 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:57,879 But it also really worries me who your father is. 627 00:30:57,922 --> 00:31:00,914 It worries me too. 628 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:03,860 Look, Andi, I think there's good inside me. 629 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,624 I hope there is. 630 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:08,393 But, you know, if you ever see anything 631 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,798 that doesn't seem right, 632 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:12,428 run for the hills. 633 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,764 Okay, welcome, everybody. 634 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:19,504 If we could just gather around, we're ready to get started. 635 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,569 Just have to take care of a little business first. 636 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,047 Okay, just need you to sign 637 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,845 and date the bottom, both of you. 638 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,020 Sam. Sam Sam Sam Sam! 639 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,392 - The stroller! - Oh my God! 640 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,197 Sam! Sam Sam Sam Sam! No no no no! 641 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,396 Sam! 642 00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:40,351 Thank you, Sammy. I'll take that. 643 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:49,230 She's just an innocent baby. Come on, let her go. 644 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:52,498 Oh, poor Sammy. I get it. 645 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:56,200 You see yourself in her. 646 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,801 A poor innocent who gets screwed by someone else's bad choices. 647 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:02,836 But I told you before, she is no innocent. 648 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,575 How do you know for sure? 649 00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:07,413 Because she's destined for evil. 650 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:11,215 Nature verses nurture. 651 00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:13,348 No amount of loving parenting will change this kid. 652 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:15,222 Look, I've been around a long time. 653 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:18,717 From everything I've seen, nature always wins. 654 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,890 Doesn't it, honey, huh? 655 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,298 All right, fine. Fine, if she's gonna be so terrible 656 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:27,065 just let her stay here on earth. 657 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:28,732 What are you babbling on about? 658 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,604 She's destined for evil, right? 659 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,768 I mean, isn't that what you want, people to do evil things? 660 00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:35,370 Let her grow up and go totally sick on the world. 661 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,849 I want souls, Sammy. That's my deal. 662 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:41,716 But imagine how many more souls she could deliver to you. 663 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,618 How many people will she hurt? 664 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:45,679 Boyfriends, friends, people she can mess up 665 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,816 who will probably turn evil themselves, right? 666 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,794 I mean, you could have one soul or dozens. 667 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,261 Hmm. 668 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:54,230 You don't even know what she's gonna be when she grows up. 669 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:56,893 What if she's a teacher? What if she's a psychiatrist, 670 00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:59,334 Think how many people she can damage like that. 671 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,997 Hey, maybe you'll become a politician, 672 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,941 even president. 673 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:08,139 Yes yes, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. 674 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,372 Well... 675 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,684 There you go. Here you go. 676 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:23,623 Wow, Sammy. What a performance, man. 677 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,094 What are you saying? 678 00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:26,653 Did you really think I would fall for that 679 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:28,665 she'll-be-evil bit? 680 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,633 You're really bumming me out, man. 681 00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:31,999 You think I'm such a dummy. 682 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:34,061 I know how this story ends, 683 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,300 how this kid is gonna turn out. 684 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:39,434 The same way I know how you're gonna turn out. 685 00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:46,448 You can't stop nature, Sammy. 686 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:49,817 And I'll very much enjoy the look on your face 687 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:51,845 when I'm proven right. 688 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:28,959 What are you doing? 689 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,559 - Hey, sis. - What's this? 690 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,123 What? This? 691 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,567 Oh, this is... this is nothing. 692 00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,731 This is a pill the doctor told me to take. 693 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:44,297 I have a small problem. 694 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:45,969 Well, not small. 695 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,376 It's, you know, more of an average-sized problem. 696 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:51,472 And I need to take these 697 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:54,644 to tame my... 698 00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:56,710 vivaciousness. 699 00:35:56,754 --> 00:36:00,713 I need to take my free and curious outgoing nature 700 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,350 and put it inside of a box 701 00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:04,657 to make myself a better brother 702 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,788 and person. 703 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,389 I'm too spirited. 704 00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,457 No. 705 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,492 No. 706 00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:15,904 It would break my heart if you were any less spirited. 707 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,908 - I won't let you. - Wai... 708 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,103 Ah! 709 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:23,079 I never want your wonderful spirit to change. 710 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,446 - Kristen, l... - Sock... 711 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,577 you have been so loving and attentive. 712 00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:32,316 And if you change that wonderful spirit, 713 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:33,983 that will change me, 714 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,016 and that would be sad. 715 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,789 Yeah. 716 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:41,764 You're right. I don't know what I was thinking with the... 717 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,962 You are very very very sweet 718 00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:46,697 and perceptive. 719 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:50,039 You are... you are a good person. 720 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:53,373 This is good, right? This is... yeah. 721 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:56,505 You are an amazing sister. 722 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,583 Now we need to make sure you don't change. 723 00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:03,086 - Yeah. - What can I do to help you? 724 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,486 - Help me? - Yeah. 725 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,923 Anything. I will do anything for you. 726 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:11,486 Just tell me what it is you need from me and I will give it. 727 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:22,605 In your face! 728 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,634 Thank you. I'll see you next week. 729 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,007 Go away. 730 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:32,880 Ooh, testy. Everything all right? 731 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:36,512 I know why you're here. You have some sick need to mess with me and Sam. 732 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:39,045 Well, it's not gonna work, so thanks for stopping by. 733 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,718 I'm not gonna mess with you. I'm just surprised you're still dating him, 734 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:44,091 being the son of the Devil and all. 735 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:47,325 - Sam is a good guy. He's not you. - Really? 736 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,265 Yeah, and with everything that hangs over Sam's head, 737 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,530 he still manages to be a good and decent person. 738 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,537 I think he'll always be that way. 739 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,435 Wow. 740 00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:58,965 That's amazing. 741 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:02,639 No no no no, I'm impressed by your intuitiveness. 742 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,511 You can see evil. 743 00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:06,982 I'm still trying to hone that knack. 744 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,508 Evil is a tough one to spot. 745 00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:10,179 You know, it lurks 746 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,314 down in those deep dark corners. 747 00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:13,914 It's hard to see. 748 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,518 Oh, and they say the worst evil comes in a friendly form... 749 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,528 a nice smile, familiar eyes. 750 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,894 And it's never recognized. 751 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:23,195 Well, until it's too late. 752 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,099 Especially if you're in love. 753 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,696 They say evil is impossible to see if it's got your heart. 754 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:29,763 But good for you that you're so confident about Sam. 755 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,934 I mean, that's great. 756 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,603 I must have missed it. 757 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,612 But good eye, Andi. 758 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,580 Good job. 759 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:50,183 Well, this is the place. 760 00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:52,752 You're gonna move into this? 761 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:55,061 Yeah, unit 18. 762 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:57,329 It's a great storage facility. 763 00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:58,835 To live in? 764 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:01,736 Yeah, it's climate- controlled, quiet. 765 00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:04,332 The first month is free. 766 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,343 Are you sure Mom won't let you move back? 767 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:08,538 Uh, no, Sam. 768 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:10,638 She made it pretty clear we're over. 769 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:13,149 She blames me for everything that happened 770 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,517 and she's got every right not to forgive me. 771 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,545 But hey, what do you think? 772 00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:21,353 We put a flatty on the wall, 773 00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:23,257 some chili pepper string lights, 774 00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,091 get my old Seahawks posters framed. 775 00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,154 Could be a real man cave, right? 776 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,393 Dad... 777 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,867 I can't stay mad at you. 778 00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:34,029 You're my father. 779 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:35,766 What? 780 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:38,900 If I am a good person, 781 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:42,379 it's because of how I was raised. 782 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:43,971 You raised me well, Dad. 783 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:47,780 Sam... 784 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:52,046 you're a good son. 785 00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:56,622 Anyway... 786 00:39:56,660 --> 00:40:00,494 let's get this sucker unloaded and move in. 787 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,897 Wait, Dad. 788 00:40:02,933 --> 00:40:05,128 I have a better idea. 789 00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:07,103 Push it to the left. Turn it to the left. 790 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,197 Okay, yeah. 791 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,369 All right. 792 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,537 Hey, guys. 793 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,068 Hey, how was the ride over? 794 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:18,581 Oh, good good. This is great. 795 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,176 Hey, I've got a bunch of refrigerator magnets from the Bench, 796 00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:24,187 so you can style and decorate it any way you want, okay? 797 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,348 Oh, that's fantastic, Ben. 798 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:28,517 Okay, I want to be really clear about something, Mr. O. 799 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,254 You are a garage roomy only, okay? 800 00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:31,784 I don't want you wandering inside the house. 801 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,558 It's off-limits to the mostly dead. 802 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,462 Oh yeah yeah, I understand completely. 803 00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:37,763 Okay then. Welcome aboard. 804 00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:40,134 - Stay cool, Mr. Oliver. - I will. 805 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:43,436 I will. You know, this place is so roomy. 806 00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,942 I'll have to have a party and invite you guys over. 807 00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:47,807 Totally. 808 00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:51,808 - You are a good son. - I second that.