1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,492 Nina! 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,265 Are you home, baby? 3 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,432 You in the bathroom? 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,371 Ohh. 5 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,185 Maybe I should come back another time. 6 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,258 Oops. 7 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,656 That better? 8 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,496 Uh, what's that? 9 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,367 Oh, I just went for some takeout. 10 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,895 I wasn't expecting company. 11 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:41,930 Not that I mind a surprise visit. 12 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:45,069 So what's up? 13 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,079 I was on my way to work 14 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,910 and I decided... 15 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:51,246 I want to introduce you to my friends. 16 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:52,444 Really?! 17 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,385 That's great. 18 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,522 Yeah, it is great. 19 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,152 Here's the story we're gonna tell them... 20 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,128 - There's a story? - We met at a mall. 21 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,688 I was shopping for pants and you and I got 22 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,461 into a fight for the last pair. 23 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,865 It was instant chemistry. 24 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,392 - Boom. - Boom. 25 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:13,031 I don't think that's gonna be a very good story. 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,064 It is! It happens all the time. 27 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,303 After some time passes 28 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:20,972 and the guys get to know you and see how awesome you are, 29 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,676 then we'll tell 'em you're a demon from hell and all that. 30 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:26,150 You're ashamed of me! You're ashamed of me, aren't you? 31 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,551 You're ashamed I'm a demon. 32 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,111 What? No, that's crazy. 33 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,589 No, I just... my friends might have a problem 34 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:34,525 with the fact you tried to kill Sam that one time. 35 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,153 But that's all. 36 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:39,324 It's not like I tried to murder your friend for fun, Ben. 37 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:40,957 I was rebelling against Satan! 38 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,527 Sam is his right hand. I was basically being a hero. 39 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:49,641 Anyway, can we please move past this? 40 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:52,076 Lt'll just be for a little while. 41 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,946 I know they'll be crazy about you the way I am. 42 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,843 Will you do this for me, please? 43 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:05,487 Okay, fine, I'll do it. 44 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,188 But the second they think they're crazy about me we tell them. 45 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,890 Absolutely. Thank you so much. 46 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,563 Tastes like pennies. 47 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,969 That's just blood, silly. 48 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,697 I'm gonna go wash up. 49 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,677 Say, are you just washing your hands, 50 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,579 or taking a full shower? 51 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,949 'Cause I could help. 52 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,824 Actually, I'm late for work. 53 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,472 It's difficult when a member of your family 54 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,634 is removed from your life... 55 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,406 forcibly or otherwise. 56 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:02,107 We want to make this time of transition 57 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:05,174 as smooth and painless as possible. 58 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,515 With that in mind, 59 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,714 we looked over the personnel from this store, 60 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:12,122 and we feel that we have made an excellent decision... 61 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:13,887 Surprise. 62 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,418 - Andi, the floor is yours. - What? 63 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,123 No way, you're our new manager? 64 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:20,257 No way, Sam, you're banging our new manager. 65 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,528 - Shut... - Hey, everybody. 66 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,763 I just wanna say I know firsthand 67 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:26,101 how hard everybody works here, 68 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,697 and don't worry, I'm not gonna 69 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,571 get all crazy with power or anything. 70 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,378 Also, I'm not above buying your affection. 71 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,177 So why don't we kick the day off with a prize? 72 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,411 A prize?! 73 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,976 I've got one gift certificate to the Coffee Shack 74 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,112 for one lucky winner. 75 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,124 That winner is... 76 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,025 Les... Nessman. 77 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,495 Yeah! Les, where are you? 78 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,464 Les, get up! He's not here, okay. 79 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:55,558 Hey, everybody, Les Nessman couldn't be here today 80 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,661 'cause he's out on a lumber delivery, 81 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,036 so I'm glad to accept this gift certificate 82 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,064 on his behalf. Thank you. 83 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,440 - Who is Les Nessman? - He and I have 84 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:07,810 a squash game later on. I will make sure he gets this. 85 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,439 Don't you worry. 86 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,750 Hi. 87 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,446 Got you something to say congratulations. 88 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,115 Sorry, we were out of " 89 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,522 Thank you, that's very sweet. 90 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,356 I'm sorry I sprung this on you. 91 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,555 Corporate made me promise not to say anything 92 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,063 until the official announcement. 93 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,326 - Are you mad? - No. 94 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,596 Really? Okay. So you're cool with this, 95 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,262 me being your boss and everything? 96 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,736 Yeah, definitely. 97 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,329 Nothing's gonna change between us, right? 98 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,670 Of course not! 99 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,710 Okay. Oh, actually... 100 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,941 do you know of this Les Nessman guy? 101 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,744 I've never even heard of him. 102 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,080 Les... yeah. 103 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,348 He's great. I gotta get back to work. 104 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:48,445 Good talk, okay? 105 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,483 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Benji. 106 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,686 You guys want to go get a drink? 107 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:57,252 - Oh, hells yes. - No, not now, tonight. 108 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,128 There's somebody I'd like you to meet. 109 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,599 Whoa, Ben, did you meet a girl? 110 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,794 When did you meet a girl? 111 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,666 I needed a little me time, 112 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,571 so I went to the mall alone to buy a couple pair of pants. 113 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,006 You bought a couple pair of pants? 114 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,010 Since when do you need more than one pair of pants? 115 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,807 - What are you, Jude Law? - Point is, 116 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,040 I went to the mall and met a girl... 117 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,982 a nice normal girl... and I'd like her to meet you. 118 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,850 - Yeah, we would love to. - That sounds lovely. Set it up, all right? 119 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,616 Whoa whoa, where are you going? 120 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,145 Benji got me psyched for a drink. 121 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,885 I'm gonna go have a cocktail break. 122 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,358 - Benjamin, come along. - Why would I go? 123 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:28,519 Because you, my friend, 124 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,325 make a grasshopper like nobody else can. 125 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,490 - Thank you. - Don't ask questions. 126 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,726 You guys go ahead. 127 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:36,030 I'll stay here and work, that's cool. 128 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,637 And I had to go around the house 129 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,336 collecting the hidden whiskey bottles, 130 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,004 one by one. 131 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,707 I guess that's all I have to say tonight. 132 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,284 That's what it's all about, people... 133 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,048 staying strong. 134 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:58,353 Each and every one of us is here for the same reason... 135 00:05:58,391 --> 00:05:59,517 we're weak. 136 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,891 But we must also remember 137 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,055 the strength of the individual. 138 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,062 With that in mind, I'd like to... 139 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,328 step it up a bit. 140 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,531 Barb, what is your favorite drink? 141 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:14,199 I love a nice Irish Car Bomb. 142 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,571 An Irish Car Bomb? 143 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:19,442 Tonight I want you to go to your old watering hole 144 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,312 and I want you to order an Irish Car Bomb. 145 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,475 I know, 146 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,883 but that's what I want you all to do. 147 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,614 Tonight you go to a bar, 148 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:31,020 and I want you to order your favorite poison. 149 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,458 Then I want you to walk away. 150 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,428 That's power, people. 151 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,521 Power over your addiction. 152 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,122 Let's go do it, huh? 153 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,157 Yes! 154 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,903 Very good, Barbara, thank you. 155 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,272 Ah, don't let me down, Carl. 156 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:51,435 Countin' on you, babe. 157 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:54,002 Be strong now. 158 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,614 You are a terrible person, seriously. 159 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,313 That's my job, man. 160 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,652 Tempting the weak, culling the herd. 161 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,122 You know the drill. 162 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,025 Now I want you 163 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,322 to make a fist. 164 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,159 Go ahead. 165 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:14,223 Nice. Solid, strong. 166 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,632 You're gonna be all right. 167 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,447 Boxing gloves? 168 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,388 I'm supposed to box a soul now? 169 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:41,154 He goes by the name of Michael "Red" Sabatino. 170 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,627 A real chump. 171 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,688 He took a payoff in the '50s and threw a fight. 172 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:48,359 They busted him and drummed him out of the sport. 173 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:52,132 Now he's after the one thing that eluded him his whole life... 174 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,196 the championship he never won. 175 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,970 You are aware I know nothing about boxing, right? 176 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:59,773 Relax, Red's got a weak spot. 177 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,838 All you have do is land one punch on the chin. 178 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,611 Lights out. 179 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,515 It's gonna be a piece of cake. 180 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,349 Right, now clear out of here. 181 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,786 I've got a sexaholics' group coming in at 5:00. 182 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:17,091 Tends to be a little messy. 183 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,904 Mmm, I've never ever 184 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,376 had cooked cow before. 185 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:33,605 This is so good. 186 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,079 She likes her burgers rare. 187 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:36,706 So Nina, where are you from? 188 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,884 - I'm from the Kansas. - The state of Kansas. 189 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,253 Kansas the state. 190 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,521 Okay. Ben was telling us that you guys met at the mall? 191 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,255 Boom. 192 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,126 Boom. Hey, Nina, check this out... 193 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,461 what do you think is your biggest character flaw? 194 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,524 Sock. You don't have to answer that. 195 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,002 I just wanna find out what we're in for. 196 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,232 Don't want her to crush him like Cassidy did. 197 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,934 Who's Cassidy? 198 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,236 An old flame. 199 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,744 She stepped out on him while he was in the pokey. 200 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,804 - What's a pokey? - It's prison. 201 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,713 Babe, why were you in prison? 202 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,377 It's a long story. 203 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,352 My ex-wife double-crossed me. 204 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,049 She took my money and left me holding the bag 205 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,057 for our sham green-card marriage. 206 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,490 Plus she was a limey. 207 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,687 - Gross. - Wow. 208 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,664 You are a horrible judge of character when it comes to women. 209 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,361 Yeah. So, Nina, what's your deal then? 210 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,064 - You some kinda murderer or something? - She's not a murderer! 211 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,664 Wow, okay, Ben, sorry. 212 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,301 I was just kidding. 213 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:40,904 Oh, I am stuffed. Does anybody want half my burger? 214 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,471 - I do. - Nina, no! 215 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,675 Oh, Jeez. 216 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,919 Why'd you do that? 217 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:54,359 I wanted to eat his meat before those guys got it. 218 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,954 Yeah, Nina, nice. I like a girl who eats like a trucker. 219 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:00,659 Thank you, Sock. 220 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,704 This is where the soul is supposed to be. 221 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,006 You a little nervous to throw down with him? 222 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,604 It's one punch. The Devil said he was a chump. 223 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,808 All right, tough guy, let's do it. 224 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,688 Gym's closed. 225 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,320 We're... 226 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,160 we're not here to work out! 227 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,563 The Devil sent me. 228 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:41,029 Fine, step into my office. 229 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,143 "Step into my office." 230 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,418 You're not gonna start crying on me, are you? 231 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,355 I'm not gonna cry. 232 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,881 Let's fight. 233 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:01,483 Knock him. Pop him, pop him. 234 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,290 You know who I am, Sluggo? 235 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,560 Huh? I'm Red Sabatino. 236 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,193 The same Red Sabatino 237 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,203 who racked up a 33-1 record. 238 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,674 29 of those were knockouts. 239 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,246 11 of those were in the first round. 240 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,581 Walk it off, walk it off! 241 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,851 I was the best there was, pound for pound, kid. 242 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,882 They stick a tomato can in after me? I'm insulted. 243 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:39,892 Ahh! 244 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,227 That... 245 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,236 was me at about 10%. 246 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,966 You come back again and I'll kill you. 247 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,408 Tell the Devil I ain't going back. 248 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,001 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 249 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,136 Well done. 250 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,715 At least you won the moral victory. 251 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,879 Hey, boss. 252 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,688 - You wanted to see me? - Hey, yeah, come in. 253 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,659 I've been trying to find this Les Nessman guy. 254 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:15,133 Really? That SOB win another latte or what? 255 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:18,034 No, what I thought was weird is I've never met him, 256 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,504 and we've both worked here for like six years. 257 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,235 Two years, Andi. Nessman's been here for two years. 258 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,743 You would know, since you are him. 259 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:28,576 You're high. 260 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,105 - You're so high... - I went over all the paperwork. 261 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,916 You and Les Nessman have worked the same shift since his first day. 262 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,251 So what? We're shift mates. 263 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,688 You clock in and out at the exact same time. 264 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,124 - Big whoopity doodah. - I called the Coffee Shack. 265 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,453 - You did? - I wanted to see if Les Nessman 266 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,295 - had redeemed his gift card. - Did he? 267 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,767 Yeah, so then I asked for a description of Les Nessman. 268 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,396 - You wanna know what they said? - I don't know. 269 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,374 - Handsome and charming? - Loud and husky. 270 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:04,311 - "Husky?" Come on! - You are an evil genius. 271 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,478 Right? I've been collecting an extra paycheck for two years. 272 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,647 How did you pull it off so long? 273 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,384 - I did have a little help from Ted. - Ted helped? How? 274 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,857 By being an absolute nimrod 275 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,384 and having no idea what goes on around here. 276 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,396 Wow, okay. I'm gonna need 277 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,830 Les Nessman's letter of resignation on my desk tomorrow. 278 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,356 I don't think so. No no. 279 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,891 He's responsible for half my pay. 280 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,494 Sock, I can't in good conscience 281 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,631 have a fictional employee working here. 282 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,073 Who needs a conscience? It's overrated. 283 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,543 Either Les Nessman resigns or I fire him. 284 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:33,840 Oh, you're gonna fire him. 285 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,210 Come on, help me out. 286 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:41,451 - Sock. - All right, okay. All right, all right. 287 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,921 You know what? I recognize your plight. 288 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,218 I'll take care of it. 289 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:48,693 - You will? - Who's got your back? 290 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,856 Thank you, sir. 291 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,924 Welcome to the Bench, sir. 292 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,401 Hey. 293 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,370 Here, check this bag. 294 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,806 Sure. Oh, cool. 295 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,834 - It's for you. It's a geode. - It's gorgeous. 296 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,607 It is super rare. 297 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:11,412 I saw it and it reminded me of how I feel about you... 298 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,111 sparkly and warm. 299 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,882 It is warm, literally. It's hot in my hands. 300 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,548 That's 'cause it's from home. 301 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,080 - Home. - Mm-hmm. 302 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,716 Home... down there home. 303 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,056 - Yeah. - Hell home. 304 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:25,689 Yeah. It might have a bit of hellfire left in it. 305 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,596 Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. 306 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,067 Just don't ever sleep next to it, 307 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,535 'cause it'll give you nightmares. 308 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,367 And don't ever make wishes upon it 309 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,771 or get it next to a nuclear reactor. 310 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,902 Then just use a regular damp cloth to clean it. 311 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:42,641 I love it and I can't wait to show it to the guys. 312 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,746 So what did they think about me? 313 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:46,876 Did they like me? 314 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,580 Yeah yeah, I think they did. 315 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:52,057 But I wanted to talk to you 316 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,184 about what happened. 317 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:58,128 Is this about your disastrous taste in women? 318 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,562 Because don't worry about it. 319 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,863 I was thinking more about you coming at Sam with a knife. 320 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,201 But I didn't. I came at his burger with the knife. 321 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,230 I just want to be crystal clear on the issue... 322 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,869 you're not dating me to kill Sam, right? 323 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,139 No. 324 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,646 Besides, I don't need a knife to kill Sam. 325 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,582 - What's that mean? - I just use these guys. 326 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,381 I like to get up in there and feel the heart beating 327 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,320 before I squish it with my hands. 328 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,289 That doesn't make me feel better. 329 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,260 Okay, let me say this to you one more time, okay? 330 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,526 What happened between me and Sam in the past is just that... 331 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,031 it's in the past. 332 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,590 Besides, after hanging out with him 333 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,431 I think he's a really good guy. 334 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,494 I don't even want to destroy him anymore. 335 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,904 - Okay. - Okay? 336 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,208 - That's all I needed to hear. - Good. 337 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,340 I figured out your problem with catching this soul. 338 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,940 What's my problem? 339 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,885 - You are not a boxer. - Wow, you're a genius. 340 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,410 You're going about it all wrong, man. 341 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,582 All you need to do is land one punch. In order to do that, 342 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,491 you have to avoid getting hit for as long as possible. 343 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,621 Now there's no way I can turn you into a boxer. 344 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:05,755 Yeah. 345 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,961 But I can turn you into a dancer. 346 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,631 - A pitching machine? - No, not a pitching machine. 347 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,334 Your new best friend. 348 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,206 Using modern sports technology, 349 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,540 we're gonna increase your speed 350 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,102 and help you avoid getting hit. 351 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,011 This is totally stupid. 352 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,675 Good enough for me. 353 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,685 Ooh! Hey, I dodged it. 354 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,152 Uh-huh, good job. 355 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,815 Hey, yeah. 356 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,882 Hey, look at me, I'm dancing! 357 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,826 I know, I see it. 358 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:39,524 Yeah! Oh, whoa, what the hell, man! 359 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,964 I'm the left hook. 360 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,433 Oh, well... 361 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,131 Eyes on the prize, Sammy. Eyes on the prize. 362 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,576 How you feeling? Feeling pumped? 363 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,242 Should feel pumped. Winners feel pumped. 364 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:02,151 I am not pumped, and you wouldn't be if you knew what was ahead of you. 365 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:07,388 - What are you doing? - Hit my hand as hard as you can. 366 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,917 Don't be shy. Drop a load of Sammy on me. 367 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,224 I can handle it. 368 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,428 Quit screwing around. Hit my hand as hard as you can. Go. 369 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,401 - That was it. - Are you serious? 370 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,165 - You are weak. - Sock, not now. 371 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,762 You got the punching power of a drunken baby. 372 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,171 Knock it off. 373 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,765 I hope you throw the bone better than you throw the fist. 374 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,470 - I feel bad for Andi. - Shut up! 375 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,944 Hey, wait! Sock, stop it! 376 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,539 See what I did there? I got inside your head. 377 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,345 You lost your concentration. I slipped a shot in on you. 378 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,046 - So? - So that's what you gotta do to Red, man. 379 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,146 Talk a little trash, rattle his cage. 380 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,987 Boxing requires focus. Know what it's like? 381 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,458 It's like having sex. 382 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,394 Everything's going good. You're getting your groove on, 383 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,455 chugging along. In comes the talking... 384 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,056 the hints, the tips, the criticizing. 385 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,795 Next thing you know, you've lost concentration, 386 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,429 you're locked in a bathroom yelling at your own lap! 387 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,303 - That could work. - It will work. 388 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,808 Yeah. 389 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,010 Didn't think you had it in you, kid. 390 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,713 You proved your point. You're not a pushover. 391 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,382 Another time I'd buy you a beer. 392 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:15,621 But I'm a busy man, and I'm not going back to hell. 393 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,152 I'm not here to drink beer. 394 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,631 I'm here to fight. 395 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,797 Remember, Sam, float like a butterfly 396 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,741 and let your words sting like a hateful, sarcastic bee. 397 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,937 Remember, dance. Dance it out, all right? 398 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,172 - Okay. - Keep it loose. 399 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,483 - What're you doing? - Moving. 400 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,680 I'm not gonna make this easy on you. 401 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,120 Wheelhouse time. Get in his wheelhouse. 402 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,453 Wheelhouse, yeah. 403 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,186 I gotta say, kid, I'm impressed. 404 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,853 You got stones for days. 405 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,955 You're just another bum, right? Huh? 406 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,196 - What'd you call me? - You heard me. 407 00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:00,171 Why don't you ask the 29 guys I put to bed how much of a bum I am? 408 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:04,005 I'd rather ask the guy who beat you because you threw the fight. 409 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,839 You weren't so tough on him, huh? 410 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,402 Nice, Sam! Stick and move. 411 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,744 Why don't you shut your mouth? 412 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,051 Hey, Sock, how much money we got? 413 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,883 I don't know, let me find out. 414 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,220 $13, Sam. 415 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,690 What do you say, Red? 416 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,057 $13 enough to buy you off these days? 417 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,688 Oh, yeah. 418 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,925 You know what? Maybe you could pay me 419 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,195 to beat you. 420 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,445 Run, Sam! 421 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,867 Did he just knock himself out? 422 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,892 Yes, I believe he did. 423 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,377 Maybe you might want to take the gloves off. 424 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,620 Forget it, it's too hard. 425 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:24,986 I gotta tell you something... 426 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,184 - you were awesome back there. - Sock... 427 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,251 Listen, it's awful you pummeled my friend 428 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,592 into the ground, but oh my God, wow. 429 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,155 I've never seen a human being deal out punishment like that in my life. 430 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,066 - It was unreal. - Thanks. To be fair, 431 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,694 your buddy could take a punch with the best of 'em. 432 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,102 Thanks. 433 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,231 It's nice to be good at something, right, Sam? 434 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,105 I'm sorry about what happened back there. 435 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,542 You pressed my buttons pretty good. 436 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,273 I guess I blew a gasket. 437 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,948 That's why they called me Red. 438 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:55,715 I lose my temper and that's all I can see. 439 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,984 - Red. - Red. 440 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,650 But that's not what I'm about. 441 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:02,182 Not anymore. 442 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,297 Beat half the guys on this wall. 443 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,928 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 444 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,632 - I should be up there. - How come you're not? 445 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,834 Disgraced myself. 446 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,843 Disgraced the game. 447 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,971 Took a bribe and that's all she wrote. 448 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,642 If you were so good, why'd you throw the fight? 449 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,412 Guy comes to me, 450 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,544 he offers me more money 451 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,316 than what the prize money was. 452 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,619 I got greedy. 453 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:35,491 Wound up being the biggest mistake I ever made. 454 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,489 Fixing to change that though. 455 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,862 So you're supposed to send me back to hell, huh? 456 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,495 I don't really have a choice. Devil owns my soul. 457 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,835 Sooner or later, I'm gonna have to capture you. 458 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,034 Probably later. 459 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,806 Look, I'm not looking to hurt anybody 460 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,643 or kill anybody. 461 00:21:56,682 --> 00:22:00,243 I got one goal and one goal only... 462 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:02,879 win that title. 463 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,754 Figure it'll take me seven fights. 464 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,157 First one is next week in Vegas. 465 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,991 I think I could have the whole thing wrapped up 466 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,587 in two years, tops. 467 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,725 - So? - So I got a proposition. 468 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,195 Let me do this. 469 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,170 Give me the two years. 470 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:24,141 I win the title, then I'll go back to hell willingly. 471 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,337 - I'd be happy to. - I don't believe you. 472 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:30,212 Either you go back with me in that ring 473 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,842 and I beat you to a pulp again, 474 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:35,375 or you can take my proposition to your boss 475 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,911 and see what he has to say about it. 476 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:41,619 I guess I'll run it up the flagpole. 477 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,060 Yeah, good choice. 478 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,003 - This isn't for me. - Just got off the phone with corporate. 479 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,972 - How is corporate? - Not good, actually. 480 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,804 It seems they got a call from a Mr. Les Nessman. 481 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,401 - Oh. - Yeah. 482 00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:02,208 He threatened to file a sexual harassment suit against me. 483 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:05,216 Apparently I keep asking him to do me in the tool corral. 484 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,276 Somehow I am sensing you're a little bit upset about this. 485 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,878 What the hell were you thinking?! 486 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,548 Hey, lower your voice. 487 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,421 I solved our problem, Andi. 488 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,256 You can't fire Nessman now or you'll look like a harasser. 489 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:18,888 This way you're off the hook, I keep getting paid. 490 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,262 Everyone wins. Who's got your back? Sock does. 491 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,857 Do you understand what you've done? 492 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,562 I almost got fired. 493 00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:27,367 I have to go to a two-day sexual harassment seminar. 494 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,069 Oh, Andi, so new to the ways of the corporate world. 495 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,703 You cannot play by the rules with the big boys. 496 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,940 You gotta play dirty. Punch 'em in the nuts. 497 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:38,245 - Want a little soda? - No, I'm good, thanks. 498 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:42,185 Okay, suit yourself. Perfect, more for me. 499 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,482 What're you saying? I don't look good? 500 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:44,989 I just think you could look better. 501 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:46,718 You've had this look for a long time now. 502 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,090 - I like this look. - Maybe you should grow a soul patch. 503 00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:51,061 No, I'm not growing a douche tag. 504 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,997 - I like soul patches. - A tiny beard isn't gonna help me. 505 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:56,000 - All right, fine. - How about sideburns? 506 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,594 Sideburns might be a really good idea. 507 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,105 - There's Nina. - Yeah, that's her. 508 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,199 She ain't slowing down, Ben. 509 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:05,641 - Ben! - Go! 510 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,577 Oh my gosh. I'm sorry. 511 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,883 I got confused with the pedals. 512 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,412 - Are you okay? - I think so. 513 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,482 - You sure? You're okay? - Yeah, I think so. 514 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,789 - What were you doing?! - I haven't been driving long. 515 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,728 You almost killed Sam. That is not okay! 516 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,321 Ben, I'm not hurt. It's okay. 517 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:29,390 - We talked about this, remember? - Talked about what? 518 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,459 - It was an accident. - I don't think I believe you. 519 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,528 Then you're being a bad boyfriend. 520 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,563 I just got in a car accident, Ben. 521 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:37,973 Excuse me, why would your girlfriend almost hitting me 522 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,068 with a car not be an accident? 523 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:43,308 - Um... - Because I'm a demon. 524 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:48,247 Okay, so there, I said it. 525 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,481 Actually, I feel better for having said it, 526 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,456 because now we can all move forward. 527 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,391 You're a demon? 528 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,792 You met a demon at the mall? 529 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,728 She's the demon who kidnapped me. 530 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:00,560 Demon who kidnapped you? 531 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,227 You mean the demon who tried to kill me?! 532 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,532 Also that, yes. 533 00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,465 Hey, Sock, lock the door. 534 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,635 Okay. 535 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,448 - What's going on? - Nina is a demon. 536 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,916 - What? - She's the demon that tried to kill me. 537 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,248 And Ben is dating her! 538 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,015 I knew you weren't buying more pants, man. 539 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:25,147 - It's not what you think. - I think you're going out 540 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,885 with the thing that was sent to murder me! 541 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:29,189 - And you've been lying to us. - And you've been lying to us. 542 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:31,593 Which is the most hurtful thing of all to me. 543 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,461 I was gonna tell you the truth eventually, 544 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:34,863 when you got to know her. 545 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,765 There is something seriously wrong with you, man. 546 00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:37,859 Really. 547 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,200 She said she didn't want to kill you anymore. 548 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,070 - I wanted to believe her. - Oh, you wanted to believe her? 549 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,597 He wanted to believe her. That's good. 550 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,439 I'm sorry. Let me talk to her. 551 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,104 There's nothing to talk about. She's a demon. 552 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:49,511 As long as she's around, I'm in danger, we're all in danger. 553 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,516 - This can't happen. - Guys, if you would... 554 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,643 If you ever thought of us as friends, 555 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,880 you have to break up with Nina. 556 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,457 Hey, did you know Sock was Les Nessman? 557 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:08,261 - Uh... - Think about your answer really hard. 558 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,133 I might've had an idea. 559 00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:13,694 I might've helped craft Les Nessman's resume. 560 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,501 What? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 561 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:17,940 Because before you were boss it never really came up. 562 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:21,002 When it did come up, I decided to leave it between you and Sock... 563 00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:22,070 to remain neutral. 564 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,740 He almost got me fired, Sam. 565 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,249 Would you've remained neutral then? 566 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,478 Andi, no, of course not. What? 567 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,210 I'm sorry, okay? 568 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,418 It's just I have to be the one that's in charge now. 569 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,426 I can't screw around with you guys anymore. 570 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,327 Would you like me to beat him up for you? 571 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:40,160 Because I'm getting less awful at fighting. 572 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:43,599 No, I'll talk to him. Have to be the adult. 573 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:47,196 - No, that's definitely a terrible idea. - Why? 574 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:48,830 Because you can't deal with Sock as an adult. 575 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:51,433 You have to sink to his level. You have to sink below his level. 576 00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:54,104 - I'm not sure that's possible. - Sam, hey. 577 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,511 - Hey. - I'm sorry. 578 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,948 And I hear you loud and clear and I want you to know 579 00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:01,248 that I'm taking care of the situation, all right? 580 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,983 - Yeah, thank you. - What are you taking care of? 581 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:07,150 I'm going to break up with Nina. 582 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:10,787 I'm kinda scared she might not take it too well. 583 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,696 I'm so sorry, Ben. Is there anything I can do? 584 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:16,929 Yes, you can. May I please borrow the company pepper spray 585 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,131 and box cutters? Thank you. 586 00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:22,503 You did it. 587 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,371 When the bartender made you your favorite drink 588 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:27,572 you said, "No, sir." What a man. 589 00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,410 What a mighty good man. 590 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,006 I'm proud of you, Carl. 591 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:34,780 Of course, you know what this means? 592 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,343 What does it mean? 593 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:39,949 It means you are cured. 594 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,357 - I am? - Yes. 595 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:45,227 You are no longer an alcoholic, man. 596 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,163 Now get the heck outta here. 597 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:54,067 Yeah. Oh, my man. 598 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,940 I love helping people. 599 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,072 Hey, Sammy, what's up? 600 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,977 You get my soul yet? 601 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,916 Working on it. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about him. 602 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,714 Already hating this conversation. 603 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:11,119 No, I'm gonna capture him, I was just wondering 604 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:13,681 if you wouldn't mind a delay. 605 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:16,057 A slight delay. 606 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,391 - I don't follow. - Okay. 607 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:20,330 The guy just wants to win the championship 608 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,458 then he'll go back to hell no problem. 609 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:26,300 I was thinking maybe you could wait... 610 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:28,633 a couple years. 611 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:32,575 Sammy, punishing souls is like raising children. 612 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,635 They need consistency. 613 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:37,273 You can't reward bad behavior. 614 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:40,773 They step out of line, you have to give 'em 615 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,583 a time out in the closet of abysmal agony. 616 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:46,522 But you'll still get him in hell. The end is the same. 617 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,220 Souls don't get second chances 618 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,694 to achieve life goals. 619 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,960 That's not how we roll in H-town, baby. 620 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:56,967 He's not a bad guy. He made one mistake that ruined his life. 621 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,060 He threw a fight for $47,000. 622 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:01,664 Didn't think twice about it. 623 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:03,765 Red Sabatino's nothing more than greedy thug. 624 00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:07,869 It was you. 625 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,871 You bribed Red to throw that fight. You destroyed his life. 626 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,406 Red destroyed his own life. 627 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,477 I simply provided him a choice, Sam, 628 00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:19,513 to do the right thing or the easy thing. 629 00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:23,288 And he chose to prove to the world 630 00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,853 that he's just a bum who's willing to trade his integrity 631 00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,888 - for a few easy bucks. - That's not fair. 632 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,264 It was a moment of weakness. If it hadn't been for you, 633 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,768 he would've never thrown that fight. 634 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:34,499 Come on, Sammy. "Moment of weakness." There's no such thing. 635 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:37,303 Human lives are defined by weakness. 636 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:40,607 Red would've been a bad apple with or without my help. 637 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:43,375 I just expedited the paperwork, that's all. 638 00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:44,642 Here. 639 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,577 That fight next week in Vegas... 640 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,987 the one Red's been training for? 641 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:53,991 Can't happen, Sam. 642 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:55,686 Make sure of it. 643 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:32,962 Okay. 644 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,906 - Hi. - Hi. 645 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,568 I'm really glad you called. 646 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:48,204 I wanted to say again that I'm sorry... 647 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,373 for almost hitting your friend with my car. 648 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,713 - Nina. - I also wanted to say I'm sorry 649 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,742 for blurting out all that demon stuff. 650 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,278 It's what I do. I get angry and I blurt. 651 00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:00,689 - Nina. - Yeah. 652 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:02,352 There's something I have to say. 653 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:04,953 Before I say it, I'd like to remind you 654 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:08,432 that we're at a public place and there are tons of witnesses here. 655 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:09,592 Oh no. 656 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,864 You're breaking up with me. 657 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:14,235 I want you to know this isn't easy for me. 658 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:16,263 There's just no way around it. 659 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,211 Are you growling at me? 660 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:23,305 No. 661 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:25,873 You have the demon eyes, Nina. 662 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,753 Don't do anything crazy. 663 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,449 You're crying. 664 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,291 And your tears are made of acid. 665 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,298 Is everybody looking at me? 666 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,732 No no, you're fine. 667 00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:46,828 Nina, I'm sorry. 668 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,200 I want to believe you, 669 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,141 but my friends are everything to me, 670 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:55,043 and I don't think they'll ever be able to see you 671 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,671 as anything other than a monster. 672 00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:58,841 How do you see me, Ben? 673 00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:07,690 Wow, that says it all for me. 674 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,650 I guess this is it. 675 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,936 I understand why you're afraid of me, 676 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:23,634 it just makes me sad. 677 00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:27,938 I like you a lot. 678 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:31,176 Take care of yourself, Ben. 679 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,885 Did you see Benjamin come in last night? 680 00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,418 He looked rough. Sat on the couch on all night 681 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,260 and watched "Dan in Real Life." 682 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,595 - God, he's hurting. - I know. 683 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,430 I can't feel guilty about this. 684 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:54,234 He's the one who secretly wanted to date a demon. 685 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:59,172 - What's with the creeps? - I don't know. 686 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,946 Hi, I'm Dave. 687 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,953 No, I won't pray with you. 688 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:11,619 Good morning, everybody. 689 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,692 I'm guessing you've all noticed our visitors. 690 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,856 Yeah, did we open a weird sweater department? 691 00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:22,889 Home office was very kind to send some grief counselors 692 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,562 after I broke the news to them. 693 00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:29,232 Last night I received a call from the police. 694 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:32,401 And it seems that Les Nessman 695 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,570 was involved in an accident. 696 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:38,241 And he's gone. He's dead. 697 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,910 No! 698 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,682 I'm sorry. I know how much you all loved him. 699 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:45,848 Oh my God! You son of a bitch! 700 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,721 This is crap, Andi. 701 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,522 We've got a screamer. 702 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,824 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 703 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,660 Sadness makes me angry. 704 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:56,599 I also have the sad duty of telling you how Les passed. 705 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:58,534 Probably doing something awesome, right? 706 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:00,537 Les was always doing cool stuff. 707 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,971 Was he running into a burning orphanage, Andi? 708 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:06,033 Did he save a little flaming orphan? Was it Annie? 709 00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:09,672 - He died on the toilet. - Why?! 710 00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:13,913 Why? 711 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,133 The Devil said no, huh? 712 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,603 I tried. 713 00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,734 It was a longshot anyway, right? 714 00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:41,802 - Run. - Run? 715 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,473 Run away. Just get outta here. 716 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:46,881 Forget about the title. If you disappear someplace I can't find you, 717 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:47,942 you are free. 718 00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:49,316 Can't do that, chief. 719 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:50,684 Why? Why not? 720 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,518 Can't forget about the title. 721 00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,889 Who cares about some boxing match? 722 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,257 You got out of hell. 723 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,091 Isn't that more important than a game? 724 00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:00,620 You know, 725 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:02,656 I remember the end of my life. 726 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:08,266 I know what it's like to look back and realize 727 00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:11,434 you threw it all away. 728 00:35:11,476 --> 00:35:14,240 Turned myself into a piece of garbage. 729 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:15,643 That kind of regret... 730 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,784 I can't let that be all that I am. 731 00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:22,308 It's not just the game. 732 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,016 I win this title fair and square, 733 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,854 it'll prove that I'm not all rotten 734 00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,382 and wash away all my mistakes. 735 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:32,123 You don't have to do this to be a good person. 736 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:34,791 Go join the Peace Corps. Build houses for poor people. 737 00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:36,197 Anything but this. 738 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,361 Fighting's the only thing I'm good at, Sam. 739 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:40,233 I hear a lot of talking. 740 00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:43,001 But I don't see a lot of fighting. 741 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,974 I know him. 742 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:47,705 Yeah, he's the guy who paid you off, 743 00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:49,372 also known as the Devil. 744 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:52,576 Boys, as far as I can tell, 745 00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:54,744 there are two ways this is gonna end. 746 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:57,379 One of you will find his way back to hell 747 00:35:57,421 --> 00:36:00,151 or one of you will be dead. 748 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:03,820 It doesn't matter to me which way it goes. 749 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:07,729 But I recommend somebody start throwing some punches 750 00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:09,323 before I lose my patience. 751 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:12,834 No, we're not... 752 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,394 Yes! 753 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,133 That's what I'm talking about. 754 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,234 Red, what're you doing? Red! Red! 755 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:23,211 We don't have to do this, okay? 756 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,883 - Make it look good. - What? 757 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,894 I laid down once for the wrong reasons. 758 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,862 I'm gonna lay down for the right ones. 759 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,193 Hey, stop clinching, ladies. 760 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:41,858 This is a fight, not a dance off! 761 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:45,300 - Red, no. - Make it look good. 762 00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:03,420 All right! 763 00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:06,287 Wow, that was intense. 764 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,916 I don't mind telling you, 765 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,154 I would've bet against you if I was a betting man. 766 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:14,761 - Take 'em. - Aw. 767 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:17,597 Come on, Sammy, don't be like that. 768 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:18,795 Savor the victory. 769 00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:20,667 "Eye of the Tiger," Sammy. 770 00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:23,797 "Eye of the Tiger!" 771 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,546 What's going on? 772 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:32,071 Benji's been talking with these grief counselors for like an hour. 773 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:34,607 He's pretty broken up about Nina. 774 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:36,483 Look out. 775 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,690 We're gonna need coffee and poundcake in here, please. 776 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:44,389 I'm gonna take a shot at this. 777 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,988 Ben, can I talk to you for a second? 778 00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,659 Ben, I know this has been hard on you, 779 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:53,898 but I need you to take your personal feelings, shove 'em aside, 780 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,428 and answer me with clarity. 781 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:57,941 Do you think Nina was trying to murder me? 782 00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,034 She said it was an accident. 783 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,341 I thought about it 784 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,813 and I believe her. 785 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:07,079 I know I've had bad judgment in the past, 786 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,086 but I know I'm right about Nina. 787 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,055 Okay. 788 00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:15,490 - Okay? - Nina's made her mistakes. 789 00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:17,391 Scary, evil mistakes. 790 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:18,895 But I trust you, Ben. 791 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:22,865 If you see something good in her, I have to believe you. 792 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:26,859 Because I've seen good in some unlikely places recently. 793 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:28,872 - Thanks, Sam. - No problem. 794 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,806 Hug it out. All right, go. 795 00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:32,308 Go get your demon. 796 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:35,312 - That was sweet of you. - Thank you. 797 00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:38,315 - I hope he doesn't get eaten. - Me too. 798 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,445 Nina, I'm back. 799 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:44,113 Baby, we need to talk. 800 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:48,618 Ooh, ooh! 801 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,998 Great news, honey. We can get back together. 802 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:57,023 Nina, I'm sorry. 803 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:59,866 I listened to my friends instead of listening to myself. 804 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,566 I believed in you. I always believed in you. 805 00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:04,733 I know you're not a monster. 806 00:39:04,775 --> 00:39:06,766 You're my girl. 807 00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:09,143 My sweet, beautiful... 808 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,148 crazy ass girl. 809 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,640 I'm getting a little light-headed now. 810 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:17,984 Actually, I'm getting tunnel vision now. 811 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:31,098 I'm sorry, Nina. 812 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:32,727 Please give me another chance. 813 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,772 You're forgiven. 814 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,888 Unbelievable. 815 00:39:57,928 --> 00:39:59,793 Alms for Lester. 816 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,320 Alms for Les... thank you. 817 00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,162 Thank you. Thank you. 818 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,828 - What is this? - I'm throwing a wake for Les Nessman. 819 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,667 Why are we throwing a wake for Les Nessman? 820 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:10,333 Because he was murdered by your girlfriend. 821 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,239 You're such a moron. 822 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:14,301 - You guys kicking in? - For what? 823 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,575 Les' mom says they're having a really rough time 824 00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:18,639 with the funeral expenses. Tricky time to die! 825 00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:20,377 Don't die if you're thinking about it. 826 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,648 - You're kidding. - Yes, Andi, 827 00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:25,450 I love to joke about people who died penniless. 828 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:31,821 A five? Really? 829 00:40:31,862 --> 00:40:33,193 It's a five, everybody! 830 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:35,858 Okay. Here. 831 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,801 I thank you. And Les Nessman thanks you. 832 00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:42,602 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a couple things to attend to. 833 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,739 Hey, why don't you grab us a table? 834 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,408 - I'll grab us a couple drinks. - Okay. 835 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,247 Two beers. 836 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,379 - Put those on my tab. - No no, I'll pay for it. 837 00:40:57,421 --> 00:41:01,118 Oh, Jeez, Sam. I'm just trying to be friendly. 838 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:05,390 - Do you want something? - You seem down after the Sabatino fight. 839 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,522 I just came by to check on you. 840 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:08,862 No you didn't, you came here to gloat 841 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,493 over forcing me to send Red back to hell. 842 00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:13,867 The two wants are not mutually exclusive. 843 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,630 To victory. 844 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,467 Thanks. 845 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:23,742 You know, Sammy, you could make it a lot easier on yourself 846 00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:25,840 if you'd just remember the first rule: 847 00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:29,785 I'm always going to win. 848 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:34,382 I hate to see you tearing yourself apart like this. 849 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,019 Red threw the fight. 850 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,188 He let me win. 851 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,959 Hey, don't kid a kidder, kiddo. 852 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,795 Why would he do that? 853 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:45,893 Because he wanted to go back to hell knowing he did something good, 854 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:47,836 something worthwhile. 855 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:50,739 So he sacrificed himself to save me. 856 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:52,969 He got his wish. 857 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:56,707 So in a way, you did something good. 858 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,011 Weird, huh? 859 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:04,779 Huh.