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Just moved here for a new job.

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Really excited.

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How long have you lived in Charm City?

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Long enough to know it sucks.

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I don't know. I like it.

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A little bigger than where I grew up,

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but not that different.

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Except for that.

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Citizens of Charm City,

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Feel the fire of Jack-O-Lantern.

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Are you guys seeing this?

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Siri, push my meeting an hour.

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I know what you're thinking.

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Yet another superhero battle.

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Well, my name's Emily Locke

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and I grew up in what's
known as a fly-over state.

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Superheroes never stopped there.

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They just flew over it.

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I didn't have any powers,

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so I did what everybody
else in my town did:

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finish school and got
a soul-crushing job.

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I felt unfulfilled.

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Until one day, my dad reminded me

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that you don't need superpowers
to accomplish great things.

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What you do, in your own quiet way,

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can change people's
lives for the better.

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Right then and there,
I decided to make a change:

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I got a job at a company that
helps regular people like us

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feel safer in a world where
this kind of stuff happens.

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And now I might not even
make it to my first day.

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Oh, my God, you're Crimson Fox.

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Wow. You don't see that every day.

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Actually, you do.

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You see it every day.

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I'm still gonna take a photo.

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In a world where superheroes and villains

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battle above us each day,

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Wayne Security brings you products

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that give the power
back to the powerless.

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Like our revolutionary
Joker anti-venom.

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- Whoo.

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- Emily Locke?
- I'm sorry I'm late.

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You'll never believe
what happened to me.

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My train literally went
off the rails and the...

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I'm gonna cut you off here
because I'm assuming you lived.

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Mr. Wayne is waiting for you.

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I just wanted to thank you again

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for this opportunity, Mr. Wayne.

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Please, call me Van.

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Now, my cousin Bruce, he
likes to be called Mr. Wayne.

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I call him B-Dubs. We're very close.

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And I just told him about you.

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You talked to Bruce Wayne about me?

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No, I texted him. He's hard to reach.

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But... look at his reply.

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"Stop using my HBO GO password."

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No, that...

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What a joker. That's classic B-Dubs.

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Look at the one right before it.

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"Sounds good."

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Bruce Wayne thinks you "sounds good."

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Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

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Business at Wayne Security is down,

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and I am looking to you,
as our new Director of RandD.

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To come up with a big idea, all right?

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Something that I can show to Bruce,

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and he'll be like, "What?"

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And I'll be like, "Yeah."

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This is everything I have ever wanted.

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I promise I will not let you down.

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I know you won't.

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There were more experienced candidates,

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but you stood out. You
are a people person.

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Every one of your references said

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you're a great motivator

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and you actually care about
the, uh... uh... the...

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- People?
- Yep!

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I do, that's why I wanted to work here.

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- I want to help people.
- Love that.

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As long as it's help plus kicking ass.

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Because you need to whip
this team into shape.

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They're very talented,
but they're just missing

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a you to motivate them.

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I'm more of a big picture guy.

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Look at this picture.

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This picture's huge.

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You know, I am no stranger to adversity.

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My dad owned a flower shop,
and when it was struggling, I...

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I'm dying to hear the
end of that story, but...

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Ooh, look, it's... my assistant's,
uh, motioning to me.

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What is it? Jackie,
did you need something?

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- No.
- What do you want from me?

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Nothing.

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You are the worst.

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Uh, you said there's
a phone call for me?

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Bruce Wayne is on the phone for you.

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Bruce Wayne? My cuz-bro.

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Oh, no.

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Come on. Time to meet your team.

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I can't believe I'm actually
working for Bruce Wayne.

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Dot dot dot's cousin.

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Teddy, this is Emily
Locke, your new boss.

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Nice to meet you. What do you do here?

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I disrupt.

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I alter the structure of expectations,

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make people see things in new ways.

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For example, what do you think this is?

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- A desk?
- But what if it wasn't?

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What if it was the opposite of a desk?

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I'm sorry, I'm still not
exactly sure what you do.

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I'm the Chief Design Officer.

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But what if you weren't?

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Wait, are you firing
me? Is she firing me?

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No, no. I was just making a joke.

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Good one. Good one.

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All right, come on.

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Let me show you around.

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This is the lab.

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That's our 3-D printer. Don't touch it.

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That's liquid nitrogen. Don't touch it.

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That's Wendy, our
lead software engineer.

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Let me guess, don't touch her?

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Why would you touch her?

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Hey, guys. Watch this.

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That's Ron. He's head of engineering

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and chief of childlike wonder.

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Batter up!

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That's amazing. What is it?

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It's called the Wear Bag.

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It protects against collateral
damage from superhero battles.

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We're talking about projectiles,
falling debris, direct blows.

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It's only good for one use.

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I know.

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That's for taking my muffin, Steve.

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- Oh.
- That is an amazing product.

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Right? LexCorp makes it.

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We're trying to figure out how it works

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so we can make a cheap knock-off.

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Welcome to Wayne Security.

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Let's... be... better.

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That's a permanent marker.

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Well, good, because that's
how I want us to be thinking.

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Permanently.

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Look, Wayne Security
has stopped innovating.

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Our follow up to last
year's Joker Venom Antidote

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is the exact same thing in
a slightly darker purple.

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Mm, it's not slightly darker.

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Okay, one is amethyst and one's sangria.

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You don't get it. She doesn't get it.

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She's not getting it.

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No, I get that they're different.

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I just don't think anyone cares

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about the color.

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Ooh, kitty's got claws.

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Guys, we need to be innovating.

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We need to push ourselves.

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We can't...

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just copy what LexCorp does.

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Oh.

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We need to...

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Let's be better.

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And do you know how we'll do that?

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Uh, let me guess. By
thinking outside the box?

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I want us to forget
the box ever existed.

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Ron, what are you working on?

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Literally... the box.

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Ron, I did not know that.

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This morning, my train
was blown off the track,

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which apparently happens
every day around here.

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Let's come up with something
that solves things like that.

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That's a brilliant idea.
Let me just summon a wizard.

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Shazam! Ah, nothing.

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Have you ever even made a product?

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Well, n... no.

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No, but I was sixth
in my class at Wharton.

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- Ron, is that a product?
- Not a product.

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No, I was President of
the Young Leaders Group.

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- Ron, surely that's a product.
- Ooh, guess again, Teddy.

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Well, guess what? This
company needs a big idea

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that you haven't delivered.

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So I suggest you take my lead on this

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because I know what I'm doing.

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Okay, Van hired me for a reason.

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Yeah, because the other
people didn't work out.

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- What other people?
- You're the fifth new boss

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we've had this year.

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And I refuse to let myself get attached.

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I'm not getting hurt again.

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But we'll do whatever you want

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until number six comes along.

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Just to be clear, I'm not
gonna do whatever you want,

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so...

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You fired four people
before you got to me?

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Technically, they weren't fired.

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One was crushed by
rubble before he started.

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I like to think of
that as God firing him.

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Don't you think you
should have told me that

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in the interview?

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You want the real scoop?

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You want to pop the hood on this van

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and see what's inside?

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Yes.

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Fine.

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I was supposed to be promoted
to the Gotham office last year.

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But then Bob Lackey from
WayneBev pulled the idea

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for Wayne Light Lime out of his ass

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and he took my spot!

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The only reason you're here

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is to come up with a big idea

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to get me out of this
God-forsaken taint of a city.

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And I will.

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It just might take a little time.

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I'm sure Wayne Light Lime
didn't happen overnight.

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The man left a lime in a
beer, literally overnight.

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Get me to Gotham, or somebody else will.

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If he thinks I'm scared, I'm not.

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I'm going to get the team
to come up with a big idea.

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Yeah, they seem to love you.

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Okay.

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Maybe I came on a little strong.

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To get the best out of people,

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you need to get to know
them on a personal level.

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Yeah, that line is
underlined three times

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in your business book.
You left it in the kitchen.

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- We need to bond as a unit.
- Mm, that line was circled.

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A boss can't be afraid to look human.

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That line was starred.

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Is a star more or less than a circle?

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Stop going through my book.

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A star is greater that a
circle, but less than a heart.

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Wayne Security?

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Citizens of Charm City,

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this is Jack-O-Lantern

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with a personal message
for Crimson Fox.

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You can run...

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Shut up, shut up, shut
up, shut up, shut up.

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Bruce Wayne is on the phone for you.

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Jackie, if you are lying to me,

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I'll put rocks in your pockets

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and I will throw you in the ocean.

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You are gonna make
a great father one day.

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It's really Bruce.

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Oh, my God.

244
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How do I look?

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Like you don't understand
how phones work.

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B-Dubs, baby!

247
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You keeping Gotham warm for me?

248
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Yes! I can hold.

249
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Hey, guys, wait up.

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What's that sound?

251
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It's a device I built that warns you

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when someone you don't
like is approaching.

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I call it the "Emily Alert."

254
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Well, that's very
impressive. And mean.

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Look, I get it, you guys
have had lots of bosses,

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but it's my job to make sure we deliver,

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and I'm trying to help us do that.

258
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,671
Look, we know you're trying,

259
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,439
but you don't need to give us pep talks.

260
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,174
We've come up with
hundreds of big ideas,

261
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,943
and every one of them
gets shot down by corporate

262
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,912
- because they're too expensive.
- Or too dangerous.

263
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,480
Or you need a piece
of the sun to power it,

264
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,282
and that's impossible to get.

265
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,297
We're done getting our hopes
up so they can get crushed.

266
00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:10,250
Well, I'm not giving
up. I believe in this team.

267
00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:12,519
And I'm not going anywhere.

268
00:13:12,521 --> 00:13:15,989
Everyone, come out here.
I have some terrible news.

269
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,791
We've all been fired.

270
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,259
- Wait, what?
- Wait, wait, wait.

271
00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:22,195
By "we" you mean Emily, right?

272
00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:25,395
I did. But also everyone else.

273
00:13:25,397 --> 00:13:27,664
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I can't lose this job.

274
00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,372
I take care of my sick grandma.

275
00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:30,467
Aww.

276
00:13:30,469 --> 00:13:32,769
And I like nice things.

277
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,204
I should have went before Ron.

278
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,440
Wait, why are they shutting us down?

279
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:39,242
Bruce says we're obsolete.

280
00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:42,171
Gone are the days of
a man in a bandit mask

281
00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:43,973
stealing a ruby from a museum.

282
00:13:43,975 --> 00:13:47,176
Now it's all just super villains
trying to destroy the Earth

283
00:13:47,178 --> 00:13:49,178
and superheroes fighting one another

284
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,413
for vaguely defined reasons.

285
00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:53,816
Our products are powerless to stop that.

286
00:13:53,818 --> 00:13:55,418
So he just gave up on us?

287
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,320
I thought we were here
to change the world.

288
00:13:57,322 --> 00:13:59,255
Who told you that?

289
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,177
It's the company motto.

290
00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:03,098
_

291
00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:05,891
Oh, that. No, that came with the office.

292
00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:08,360
This used to be a diaper company.

293
00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:21,834
There's gotta be something we can do.

294
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:27,732
Why are you drinking champagne?

295
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,202
Oh, because I'm so sad.

296
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,738
I'm sorry, I didn't want to say
anything in front of the others,

297
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,141
but I'm being absorbed
into the Gotham office.

298
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,477
If I knew I could fail up, I
would have done it years ago.

299
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,112
So, everyone loses their job,

300
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,189
and you get exactly what you want?

301
00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:44,980
I don't know why I was so stressed

302
00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,949
about finding that big idea.

303
00:14:46,951 --> 00:14:49,618
The big idea is, I'm a Wayne.

304
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,821
And a Wayne will always come out on top.

305
00:14:52,823 --> 00:14:55,691
You know, I feel like I could
commit vehicular manslaughter

306
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:58,198
and I would get away with
just a slap on the wrist.

307
00:14:58,223 --> 00:15:00,890
Now, I haven't done that, but now...

308
00:15:00,892 --> 00:15:03,292
I feel like I could.

309
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,294
How long do we have
until it becomes official?

310
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,069
Guys, I've got good news.

311
00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:16,411
Damn, I've got to boost
the radius on my Emily Alert.

312
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:19,237
So, I just spoke to Van,

313
00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:21,106
and we're not going to lose our jobs.

314
00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:22,440
Wait, what?

315
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,910
Guys, Emily said we're
not losing our jobs!

316
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,480
Technically, we haven't
been shut down yet.

317
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,615
- There is still hope.
- Oh, never mind.

318
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,413
She was just trying to inspire us.

319
00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:33,414
We're still fired.

320
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,616
Bruce Wayne wrote,

321
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:37,318
"Winners are just losers

322
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,953
that don't accept defeat."

323
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,854
If we came op with a
game-changing product,

324
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,690
Bruce would have to reconsider.

325
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,658
Ooh, me, me, me, me, me, me!

326
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,961
I mean, unless you
guys want to go first.

327
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:48,262
I'm totally cool about it.

328
00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:49,892
- All you.
- No, I don't want to do it.

329
00:15:49,894 --> 00:15:51,861
Okay, now, we all know

330
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,097
that the number one cause
of workplace accidents

331
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:56,299
is Superman crashing through
office windows mid-fight.

332
00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:59,102
That's a simple fact. But now...

333
00:15:59,104 --> 00:16:01,612
this glass is made of Kryptonite.

334
00:16:01,637 --> 00:16:04,738
So if he flies close to
it, his powers will weaken,

335
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,173
and he'll safely bounce off.

336
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,875
Nice, and how does it work

337
00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:11,366
when the people inside
need help from Superman?

338
00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:16,883
I had not taken that
scenario into account.

339
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:22,328
It's also not very strong
against normal things.

340
00:16:22,353 --> 00:16:23,952
Okay, I am not demoralized.

341
00:16:23,954 --> 00:16:25,988
I'm just going to
take a five real quick.

342
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:28,724
Hey, wait. You haven't
heard my idea yet.

343
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,972
So, you know how everyone wants
to have sex with robots, right?

344
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,260
- Go on.
- I'm listening.

345
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,600
"Problems are just opportunities

346
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,068
dressed in work clothes."

347
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,337
You're aware this means nothing, right?

348
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,005
I give up.

349
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,440
I took this job to make a difference,

350
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,142
and I didn't even get a chance.

351
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,678
Oh, honey, no one makes a difference.

352
00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,709
I used to be just like you.

353
00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:57,077
I think we're pretty different.

354
00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:58,245
Oh, yeah?

355
00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:01,014
This me my first day of work here.

356
00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:03,379
Oh, no. I have that shirt.

357
00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:06,052
Sorry, honey. Welcome
to the real world.

358
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,754
We should probably go inside soon

359
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:13,157
because there's an evil
pumpkin flying around.

360
00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,526
Citizens of Charm City,

361
00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:19,897
kiss your precious
organic juice bar good-bye!

362
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,282
"You don't need to have superpowers

363
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,407
to accomplish great things. Love, Dad."

364
00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,199
He gave this to me when I was little.

365
00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:31,534
- I always keep it with me.
- That's so sweet.

366
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:33,903
And now you're smelling
it like a creepy person.

367
00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:35,872
Oh. My dad ran a flower shop.

368
00:17:35,874 --> 00:17:38,108
Everything he touched
smelled like flowers.

369
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:40,963
I used to know when he was
around before I even saw him.

370
00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:45,582
I feel like I let him down.

371
00:17:47,648 --> 00:17:50,048
I wish we knew that guy
was around before we saw him.

372
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,351
Yeah, it would save a lot of lives.

373
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:57,342
Oh, my God. Maybe there's a way.

374
00:17:58,492 --> 00:18:01,126
Guys, I have an idea.

375
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:04,801
Good, 'cause Wendy's sex
robot is not market ready.

376
00:18:10,332 --> 00:18:12,534
Guys, just hear me out.

377
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,463
Now, remember how I said I
wanted us to invent something

378
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,465
that would stop things
like that train attack?

379
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,994
Right, and then we laughed at you.

380
00:18:20,192 --> 00:18:22,133
Wendy, what if you could
boost your Emily Alert

381
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,868
- to have a wider radius?
- It's maxed out.

382
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,269
You have to be in visual range.

383
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,238
But what if it worked on scent?

384
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,707
We could totally rig
it to use chemoreceptors.

385
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,875
And what if we used it

386
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,777
to track super villains, and what if...

387
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,881
And what if who cares,
because we're all fired?

388
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,917
Look, I know you've all
been beaten down in this job.

389
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,986
And you feel like what
we do doesn't matter.

390
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,989
But I truly believe we can change lives,

391
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,825
and I know deep down you still care.

392
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,016
Can I pick the color?

393
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,909
It's 7:00 a.m. What am I doing here?

394
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,912
Van, this device we've
created has just alerted me

395
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,614
that Jack-O-Lantern is in the area,

396
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,016
giving us enough time to get to safety.

397
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,885
It uses advanced chemoreceptors

398
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,287
to pick up on Jack-O-Lantern's
unique smell profile.

399
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,389
We call it the "Jack-O-Lert."

400
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,630
It is sleek, stylish,
and available in sangria.

401
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:24,729
I see. I'm having a hard time figuring

402
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,564
why you'd think I would care.

403
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,901
I already picked out a
penthouse in Gotham City.

404
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,602
Well, the way I see it,

405
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,905
if you don't take this
to Bruce, maybe I will,

406
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:36,140
and maybe I'll be the one
sipping Wayne Light Lime

407
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,943
in my Gotham office.

408
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,245
Okay, I take your point.

409
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:44,215
But none of this matters
because your Jack-O-Lert

410
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,983
detects jack squat.

411
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,420
Citizens of Charm City,

412
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:54,625
prepare to feel my
powerful balls of fire!

413
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,597
Fine.

414
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,467
I'll take it to Bruce.

415
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,977
Everybody, I have some terrible news.

416
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,980
I'm not gonna get to go to Gotham.

417
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,082
Tell them the other news.

418
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,784
I got a parking ticket.

419
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,952
We're not fired.

420
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,122
Wayne Security is staying open.

421
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,290
Yeah, Bruce loved the Jack-O-Lert.

422
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,909
He's putting it in
beta, wherever that is.

423
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:30,628
So great. Did he mention the color?

424
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,963
- No.
- Damn it.

425
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,865
But he did say because
I did such a good job

426
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,900
inspiring all of you,
he wants me to stay here

427
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,236
to continue inspiring you.

428
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:42,273
I guess with great power
comes living in a taint.

429
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,474
Emily...

430
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,945
I blame you.

431
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,947
I blame you.

432
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,962
You guys did it.

433
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,931
You should be really
proud of yourselves.

434
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,499
We couldn't have done it without you.

435
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,635
No. We got you a little something.

436
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,104
It's a bus pass. It's
a much safer alternative

437
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,674
to the train. A little
Charm City insider tip.

438
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,110
You guys, thank you.

439
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,012
I didn't chip in.

440
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,980
I would not expect that.

441
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,515
To the RandD team.

442
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,018
- To Emily.
- To Emily.

443
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,715
This just in:

444
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:32,490
Gotham City police report the
Joker has been apprehended.

445
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:37,962
Batman used a new device
that tracked him by his smell.

446
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,443
And now for a correction...

447
00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:42,366
What a crazy coincidence.

448
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,535
Batman came up with his own Jack-O-Lert.

449
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,737
In midnight black. Subtle.

450
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,306
Powerful. Slimming.

451
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,941
I wish we worked for Batman.

452
00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:52,743
I feel like he'd really get us.

453
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,980
Well, maybe someday we will.

454
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,696
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