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<i>- My name is Nathan Fielder,</i>

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<i>and I graduated from one of
Canada's top business schools</i>

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<i>with really good grades.</i>

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<i>Now I'm using my knowledge</i>

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<i>to help struggling
small business owners</i>

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<i>make it in this
competitive world.</i>

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This is <i>Nathan For You.</i>

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<i>If you need to move
to a different house,</i>

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<i>you might call City of Angels,</i>

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<i>an up-and-coming
moving company</i>

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<i>that serves the L.A. area.</i>

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<i>But lately,
owner David Sassounian</i>

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<i>has been finding it hard
to stay profitable</i>

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<i>with the rising cost
of labor in his industry.</i>

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- For us, our most expensive
cost is our employees, for sure.

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<i>- But after spending some time
watching David's movers,</i>

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<i>I realized there might be
a simple solution</i>

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<i>to all of his problems.</i>

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<i>So I paid him a visit
to see if I could help.</i>

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Your movers are very in shape.

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- Our guys are in shape, yeah.

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- I mean, lifting
all those boxes and furniture.

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<i>That's a great way to get fit.</i>

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- Yeah, the guys are getting
a great workout.

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They're always getting
a great workout.

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<i>- And that's the idea.</i>

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<i>You see, the average
gym member in America</i>

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<i>spends over $700 a year
to perform physical labor</i>

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<i>that's very similar to the work</i>

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<i>that David's employees do.</i>

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<i>So if we can make
a convincing argument</i>

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<i>that moving boxes and furniture</i>

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<i>is a better workout
that going to the gym,</i>

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<i>David could tap into
an endless supply of labor</i>

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<i>that would actually pay him</i>

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<i>for the opportunity
to move stuff.</i>

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- People don't usually
pay to work...

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for somebody else.

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- I think you'll get
a lot more people

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if they just think
it's a workout,

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and we don't tell them

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that they're actually
doing free labor.

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<i>I mean, that's just my opinion</i>

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as someone who knows
a lot about marketing.

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<i>- I don't know.</i>

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I don't know
if I can convince people

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to do that.

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<i>- David was skeptical</i>

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<i>but agreed to give me a chance</i>

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<i>to prove that this would work.</i>

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<i>Launching a fitness craze,
however,</i>

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<i>would be no easy task.</i>

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<i>I didn't know much
about this stuff,</i>

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<i>but it seemed like
every popular workout</i>

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<i>was based on
a charismatic figure</i>

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<i>who's a living example
of what the workout can do.</i>

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<i>I know I'm charismatic,</i>

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<i>and since the workout
was my idea anyways,</i>

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<i>I thought it would be easiest
if I just did it.</i>

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<i>But after reviewing
the promotional images I took,</i>

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<i>I realized I just
didn't have the body</i>

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<i>to be a convincing
fitness authority.</i>

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<i>So I sent my producers
to a local fitness convention,</i>

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<i>and they found
a professional bodybuilder</i>

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<i>who seemed interested
in being a spokesperson.</i>

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<i>So later that week,
I brought him to my office</i>

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<i>to see if he could impress me
enough to get the job.</i>

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- I'm older, but watch me.

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Look at me.

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<i>I can outperform you.</i>

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I can... you know, I look
just as good as you do.

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I see this as an opportunity
really for me to teach.

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<i>- Jack said
all the right things,</i>

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<i>but what I really cared about
was his body.</i>

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<i>- Yeah, you've got...</i>

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seems like you've got
a good bod.

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- Thank you.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>Jack got the job.</i>

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<i>And because his role as
spokesman would be so crucial,</i>

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<i>I prepared an extensive
contract for him to sign.</i>

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In the event of your death,

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we have the rights
to your name, likeness.

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- Sure, sure.

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- DNA as well.
- <i>Okay.</i>

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- Is that...
are you comfortable with that?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

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- That's fine.

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<i>- With Jack on board,</i>

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<i>I walked him through my concept</i>

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<i>for a new workout called
The Movement</i>

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<i>that would consist entirely
of moving boxes and furniture</i>

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<i>from one location to another.</i>

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<i>My plan was to position Jack</i>

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<i>as the guru behind this workout</i>

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<i>in the hopes
I could convince people</i>

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<i>he got his amazing physique</i>

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<i>solely from lifting
household items.</i>

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Let's see some attitude.

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<i>Beautiful.</i>

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<i>And to really sell this idea,</i>

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<i>I hired an obese look-alike</i>

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<i>to pose as Jack
before he lost the weight.</i>

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<i>Now that The Movement
had its figurehead,</i>

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<i>I wanted to legitimize Jack
with his own book.</i>

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<i>So to get the job done quickly,</i>

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<i>I contacted a ghostwriter
who advertised his services</i>

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<i>on Craigslist
and invited him to my office</i>

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<i>to see if he was right
for the task.</i>

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- What I'm looking for
is someone who knows

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a lot about fitness.

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- Okay.
- <i>Is that you?</i>

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- Yes.

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- You know, for my own
due diligence,

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I need to know
you're a good writer

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before hiring you, obviously.

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- Yeah.

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- So can you come up with
an original sentence right now

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and tell it to me?

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- Um...

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Okay.

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Um, the candles flickered,
the sheets were still,

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but all the energy in the room
surrounded Roman and Kenzie.

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Kenzie stepped forth and...

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gently touched Roman's arm.

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He suddenly felt weak in
his legs and trembled and fell

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as if his Achilles heel
had been struck by a blade,

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but all it was
was simply a woman's touch.

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- Wow.

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That was a good sentence.

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- Thank you.

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- Obviously this book
would be more fitness, but...

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- Yeah.

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<i>- Austin seemed like a pretty
good fit for the project,</i>

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<i>so I gave him as much
information as I could</i>

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<i>about the workout
and its founder, Jack.</i>

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- What did he do
when he was younger?

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- As a child?
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- Some things I don't know,

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and you're just gonna have
to fill in the blanks yourself.

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- Okay.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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- All right then.

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<i>- With Austin off
to write the book,</i>

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<i>I had a cover designed,
highlighting the fact</i>

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<i>that Jack got his body</i>

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<i>only from moving
boxes and furniture</i>

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<i>and that he'd never been
to a gym in his life.</i>

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<i>The problem was, in reality,</i>

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<i>Jack goes to the gym
religiously.</i>

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- I'm in the gym
six to seven days a week.

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<i>- With The Movement
about to go public,</i>

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<i>I couldn't risk Jack
being seen at a gym,</i>

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<i>or else we'd be exposed
as a fraud.</i>

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<i>So I set up a private
workout space</i>

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<i>so he could maintain
his body in secret.</i>

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So you think this will work
to maintain those muscles?

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- If this is, you know,
what I have to do,

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uh, I can...
I'll make it work.

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- All right, well,
you gonna have a workout or...

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- Sure.

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- All right, uh...

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Have fun.

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<i>I felt confident moving forward</i>

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<i>now that our secret was safe,</i>

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<i>and I was thankful
that Jack was so committed</i>

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<i>to The Movement.</i>

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<i>And a couple days later,</i>

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<i>Austin returned
with the completed book.</i>

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Steve Jobs?

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- Yeah.

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I was one of his
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- Oh, okay.

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<i>Austin had taken a few liberties</i>

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<i>with Jack's life story,</i>

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<i>but for my purposes
it would work.</i>

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<i>So I rushed published
a bunch of copies</i>

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<i>and mailed them to media
outlets throughout the state</i>

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<i>in the hopes
I'd get some interest.</i>

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<i>And as luck would have it,</i>

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<i>we soon got the big break
we needed.</i>

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- <i>So I have some exciting news.</i>
- Okay.

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- One of the most popular
morning news shows in the state

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wants you to talk about
The Movement

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live on air tomorrow morning.

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- Oh. Okay.

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Wow.

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- <i>How do you feel?</i>

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- I felt, uh...

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I felt like a...
I felt a rush go right by me.

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I mean, that is phenomenal.

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- Just so you know too.

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I gave them this book...
- <i>Okay.</i>

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- That I had ghostwritten
about your life.

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- Mm-kay.

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- Obviously the author
didn't know anything about you.

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- Right.

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<i>- So he kinda made
some stuff up.</i>

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- Okay.

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- It seems like a big part of it

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is how you were childhood
friends with Steve Jobs.

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So... do you know Steve Jobs?

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- Steve Jobs, yes.

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Uh, he... he's
the Microsoft...

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- Apple.
- Apple, right.

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- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Yeah.

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- So anyways, yeah,
you might want to read it over

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to get a sense of what your
life is like before tomorrow.

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<i>- Okay, okay.</i>

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<i>- In the later chapters,
it actually says</i>

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you spend a lot of time
volunteering

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with jungle children.

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I don't know what that is, but
you might want to bring it up,

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because audiences love someone

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who gives back
and is charitable.

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- Okay, I'll be able to...

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I'll tell them, you know,
what they wanna hear.

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<i>You're watching</i>

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<i>San Diego 6 News
In the Morning.</i>

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- Welcome back.

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We are in spring, but we're
always looking ahead to summer.

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And if you're looking
to lose a couple of pounds,

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we have a free way to do it

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with things that are already
in your home,

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and we have proof that it works.

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- We're gonna
introduce you to someone.

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Come in here and look
at this before picture.

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This is Jack Garbarino before...

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This was Jack
about a hundred pounds ago.

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Now let's have you
the grand reveal.

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- <i>The big reveal.</i>

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- This is Jack now.
- Hello.

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- How great do you
look now, Jack?

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- I look great, I feel great.

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I feel a renewed person.

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I'm lean and mean,
and I'm a fighting machine.

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<i>The news appearance
couldn't have gone better.</i>

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<i>And over the next couple weeks,</i>

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<i>Jack made appearances
on morning shows</i>

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<i>throughout the region.</i>

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00:08:49,412 --> 00:08:53,412
<i>- Our next guest lost more
than one hundred pounds</i>

240
00:08:53,412 --> 00:08:55,412
<i>and never stepped foot in a gym.</i>

241
00:08:55,412 --> 00:08:56,612
- Can you lose a hundred pounds

242
00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,572
just by moving boxes
and furniture?

243
00:08:58,592 --> 00:09:00,412
<i>One guy says it's possible.</i>

244
00:09:00,412 --> 00:09:02,412
- Look at this man,
he lost over a hundred pounds,

245
00:09:02,412 --> 00:09:06,412
<i>and now he's sharing his
fitness tips with all of us.</i>

246
00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:07,452
- Jack...
- Good to be here.

247
00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:08,722
- You're a story of inspiration.

248
00:09:09,412 --> 00:09:11,412
- Yes, um...
Yeah, that was me.

249
00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:15,412
I mean, you can see
that I was a fat tub of lard.

250
00:09:15,412 --> 00:09:17,412
And, uh...

251
00:09:17,412 --> 00:09:18,692
- 'Cause you can say it.
I can't.

252
00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:21,422
- And you also
came across Steve Jobs.

253
00:09:21,412 --> 00:09:23,412
- Yes.
- How did you meet him?

254
00:09:23,412 --> 00:09:24,892
- Well, I grew up with him
as a child.

255
00:09:24,892 --> 00:09:25,892
- No kidding.

256
00:09:25,892 --> 00:09:28,412
- He was my best friend
as a child.

257
00:09:28,412 --> 00:09:30,572
- Were you able to keep
that friendship with Steve Jobs

258
00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:33,002
so he could see what you were
motivated to eventually become?

259
00:09:33,412 --> 00:09:35,412
- You know, he never saw me
really at this fit.

260
00:09:35,412 --> 00:09:36,412
We kept in touch, but...

261
00:09:36,412 --> 00:09:38,412
That's it, simple as this.

262
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,412
I do work, charity work...

263
00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:40,422
- Okay.

264
00:09:40,412 --> 00:09:41,412
- With jungle children.

265
00:09:42,412 --> 00:09:43,412
- Jungle child is what?

266
00:09:43,412 --> 00:09:44,732
Yeah, jungle children
are children

267
00:09:44,762 --> 00:09:46,422
that live in the jungle.

268
00:09:46,412 --> 00:09:48,412
A while ago I was working
with a jungle child.

269
00:09:48,412 --> 00:09:50,412
His name was Dendy.

270
00:09:50,412 --> 00:09:52,412
He was a great
inspiration for me.

271
00:09:52,412 --> 00:09:55,412
And unfortunately,
tragically he died

272
00:09:55,412 --> 00:09:58,412
when baboons kidnapped
and ate him.

273
00:09:58,412 --> 00:10:01,412
It was actually
one of the worst days

274
00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:02,412
of my life.

275
00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:03,412
- Where is this?

276
00:10:03,412 --> 00:10:04,532
<i>Jack turned out to be</i>

277
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,422
<i>an extremely compelling
spokesman,</i>

278
00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:08,412
<i>and he was really hitting
our message home.</i>

279
00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:12,412
- In my opinion, gym stands for
"giving your money away."

280
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,612
Never been to a gym in my life.

281
00:10:13,642 --> 00:10:16,422
Never stepped foot in the gym
in my entire life.

282
00:10:16,412 --> 00:10:20,412
I got this body by simply
just moving boxes and furniture.

283
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,412
If I could do it,
anybody else could do it.

284
00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:25,412
Sign up and you can see
what we're doing

285
00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:26,732
to help people
around the country.

286
00:10:26,762 --> 00:10:27,922
- Good work.
You look amazing.

287
00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:30,412
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.

288
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,412
- <i>And before long,</i>

289
00:10:31,412 --> 00:10:34,082
<i>the movement inbox
was flooded with requests</i>

290
00:10:34,412 --> 00:10:36,412
<i>from people wanting
to try the workout.</i>

291
00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:38,412
<i>So I returned to City of Angels</i>

292
00:10:38,412 --> 00:10:41,372
<i>and convinced David
to let us do our first workout</i>

293
00:10:41,412 --> 00:10:43,412
<i>on one of his upcoming
moving jobs.</i>

294
00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:46,412
<i>With an opportunity
to finally prove my concept,</i>

295
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,412
<i>I was excited,</i>

296
00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:50,412
<i>but that's when I made
a troubling discovery.</i>

297
00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:51,772
<i>When I stopped by
the storage unit,</i>

298
00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:54,422
<i>I noticed that none of
the water we had left for Jack</i>

299
00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:55,412
<i>had been touched.</i>

300
00:10:55,412 --> 00:10:58,412
<i>At first, I thought he might
just be bringing his own water,</i>

301
00:10:58,412 --> 00:11:01,412
<i>but when I had the clerk
check the gate access records,</i>

302
00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:03,412
<i>I realized he might
not have been going</i>

303
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,452
<i>to his private gym at all.</i>

304
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:06,412
- I don't see any...

305
00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:10,412
any report that shows
it was accessed.

306
00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:11,412
<i>- This wasn't good.</i>

307
00:11:11,412 --> 00:11:12,412
<i>I have major trust issues</i>

308
00:11:12,442 --> 00:11:14,422
<i>stemming from
a non-sexual incident</i>

309
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,412
<i>that happened
when I was a child,</i>

310
00:11:16,412 --> 00:11:18,412
<i>so I didn't know
if I was just being paranoid.</i>

311
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,412
<i>But if Jack was still
going to his old gym</i>

312
00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:23,412
<i>after saying otherwise
to an audience of millions,</i>

313
00:11:23,412 --> 00:11:25,412
<i>the credibility
of our entire workout</i>

314
00:11:25,412 --> 00:11:26,412
<i>would be shattered.</i>

315
00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:29,412
- Never stepped foot in a gym
in my entire life.

316
00:11:30,412 --> 00:11:31,972
<i>I couldn't risk
letting this guy</i>

317
00:11:32,002 --> 00:11:34,382
<i>destroy everything
I had created,</i>

318
00:11:34,412 --> 00:11:36,412
<i>so I paid a visit
to a private investigator</i>

319
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:37,452
<i>I'd worked with in the past</i>

320
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:40,422
<i>to help me find out if Jack
was honoring our agreement.</i>

321
00:11:40,412 --> 00:11:43,412
<i>I want you to help me
keep tabs on a fitness model</i>

322
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,412
<i>that I'm working with.</i>

323
00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:47,412
- Okay.
Male or female?

324
00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:49,412
- Male.
- <i>Male, okay.</i>

325
00:11:49,412 --> 00:11:50,492
- <i>I wanted to stay on task,</i>

326
00:11:50,522 --> 00:11:52,422
<i>but the conversation
got sidetracked</i>

327
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,412
<i>as Brian started bragging
that he too was a model,</i>

328
00:11:55,412 --> 00:11:57,012
<i>who had appeared
in a couple of magazines</i>

329
00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,042
<i>in the '80s.</i>

330
00:11:58,412 --> 00:11:59,412
- And then all of a sudden,

331
00:11:59,412 --> 00:12:00,412
it just went from that magazine
to that magazine and...

332
00:12:00,412 --> 00:12:02,412
- What magazine?
<i>- It was "Penthouse Magazine."</i>

333
00:12:02,412 --> 00:12:04,412
- Oh, "Penthouse," sorry.
- Yeah, years ago.

334
00:12:04,412 --> 00:12:05,412
Years, years, years ago.

335
00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:07,412
- "Penthouse" is porn.
- <i>It's not.</i>

336
00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:09,412
Only time is when
he's taking photos of you.

337
00:12:09,412 --> 00:12:10,932
<i>You know, you're with
a gorgeous woman.</i>

338
00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:12,122
- So you're fully nude in it?

339
00:12:12,412 --> 00:12:14,412
- Nah, can't really see much.

340
00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:15,412
- But you're penetrating?

341
00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:17,422
- Penetrating, you can't see.

342
00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:18,852
- That's porn, right?
<i>- No, it's not.</i>

343
00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:20,132
Not even close
to being porn, no.

344
00:12:20,162 --> 00:12:22,422
<i>All it is, is just
being a male model</i>

345
00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:24,412
and taking photographs of you
with another woman,

346
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,412
very tasteful,
very professional, nothing.

347
00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,412
- But your...
your penis was erect.

348
00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:30,412
- Yeah, of course it was.

349
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,422
When you got
a nice-looking girl...

350
00:12:32,412 --> 00:12:34,172
- And you're naked.
- And you're naked, yeah.

351
00:12:34,412 --> 00:12:35,412
- But what do you call that?

352
00:12:35,412 --> 00:12:36,412
<i>- What do you mean,
what do you call that?</i>

353
00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:37,412
- That type of modeling.

354
00:12:37,412 --> 00:12:41,412
- Um... entertainment.

355
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,412
You know, adult
entertainment modeling.

356
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,412
- Okay.

357
00:12:45,412 --> 00:12:47,412
<i>Once Brian was
finished bragging,</i>

358
00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:49,412
<i>I filled him in
on my suspicions about Jack.</i>

359
00:12:49,412 --> 00:12:51,412
He says he works out
every day, so if he's going...

360
00:12:51,412 --> 00:12:53,612
- Obviously he has to work out
to get that kind of body.

361
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,422
<i>- Brian agreed that
something wasn't adding up</i>

362
00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:58,412
<i>and recommending
a covert surveillance.</i>

363
00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:00,412
<i>So early the next morning,</i>

364
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,412
<i>he picked me up
in a Best Buy parking lot.</i>

365
00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:03,412
- Let's do it.

366
00:13:03,412 --> 00:13:04,772
<i>- And we headed
to the neighborhood</i>

367
00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:06,412
<i>where Jack lives,</i>

368
00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:08,412
<i>parking just down the street
from his home.</i>

369
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,492
- We just sit here and wait.

370
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,422
That's what we do.

371
00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:13,412
<i>- After two hours of waiting,</i>

372
00:13:13,412 --> 00:13:15,412
<i>Jack still hadn't emerged,</i>

373
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:17,412
<i>but I was determined
to stick this out</i>

374
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,412
<i>as long as it takes.</i>

375
00:13:26,412 --> 00:13:27,412
That's a woman.

376
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:29,412
- Yep.

377
00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:32,412
It's not porn.

378
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,412
- "Penthouse"?
- No, it's not porn.

379
00:13:35,412 --> 00:13:36,412
- I think it is porn.

380
00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:40,412
- Porn is when you're having
intercourse or fellatio,

381
00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:42,412
one of the two.

382
00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:44,412
- But you were with a woman.

383
00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:45,412
- Yes.

384
00:13:45,412 --> 00:13:47,412
- And so that means
you did porn.

385
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,412
- No penetration.

386
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:55,972
I just wish I waited
a little bit longer

387
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,002
till the kids
got a little bit older.

388
00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:01,412
- Why?

389
00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:02,412
- 'Cause divorce is...

390
00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:04,412
'cause the kids were young
and they were...

391
00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,412
One was out of high school
and going to college,

392
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,412
and the other two
were in high school.

393
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,412
I just wish that the little one

394
00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:12,412
was out of high school.

395
00:14:12,412 --> 00:14:15,412
Some people, you know,
don't want to wait it out,

396
00:14:15,412 --> 00:14:16,532
'cause they figure, you know,

397
00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:18,562
they're wasting five years
of their own life.

398
00:14:18,752 --> 00:14:22,422
"I need to get out."

399
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:25,412
We do too much for our children.

400
00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,572
<i>- After five hours of waiting,</i>

401
00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:29,422
<i>I was about ready to give up,</i>

402
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:31,412
<i>but then Jack finally emerged.</i>

403
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,412
<i>That's him.</i>

404
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,412
<i>Let's go.</i>

405
00:14:33,412 --> 00:14:34,412
Put your glasses on.

406
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:36,412
<i>Okay, let's do it.</i>

407
00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:37,612
We're on a code five right now.

408
00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:39,422
It's called a code five,
mobile surveillance.

409
00:14:41,412 --> 00:14:43,412
There he is.
- Right turn.

410
00:14:43,412 --> 00:14:44,412
- I see him.
Good job.

411
00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:45,412
<i>Lone Hill Ave.</i>

412
00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:48,412
<i>After making
a quick stop at a drug store,</i>

413
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:50,412
<i>I was hopeful he would
just be heading back home,</i>

414
00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:54,412
<i>but unfortunately, Jack
had something else in mind.</i>

415
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:56,252
- This is where he's going.
- Wait, wait, wait.

416
00:14:56,282 --> 00:14:57,422
<i>Crunch Fitness.</i>

417
00:14:57,412 --> 00:14:58,412
<i>This wasn't good.</i>

418
00:14:58,412 --> 00:15:00,412
<i>Clearly Jack wasn't taking
our business arrangement</i>

419
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,422
<i>as seriously as I had hoped.</i>

420
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,412
- The guy lied to you.

421
00:15:04,412 --> 00:15:06,412
He has no respect for you.

422
00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:07,212
None.

423
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:10,892
<i>I was shocked
to discover</i>

424
00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:12,572
<i>that Jack had been going
to his regular gym</i>

425
00:15:12,602 --> 00:15:13,612
<i>behind my back.</i>

426
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,612
<i>This had to be dealt with quick.</i>

427
00:15:15,612 --> 00:15:17,812
<i>So the next day, I had him
meet me at the storage locker</i>

428
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,612
<i>to confront him about
what I saw.</i>

429
00:15:19,612 --> 00:15:22,612
So, uh, how's our secret gym
been working out for you?

430
00:15:22,612 --> 00:15:24,612
- It's working out okay, yeah.

431
00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:26,772
<i>It gets a little hot in there.</i>

432
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,612
Gotta get the workout
and come out...

433
00:15:28,612 --> 00:15:31,612
you know, come out
nice and drenched.

434
00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:34,612
- Mm-hmm.

435
00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:37,612
Look, Jack, I know
you haven't been coming here.

436
00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:39,612
I know you're still going
to your regular gym.

437
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:42,612
- Mm-hmm, mm-kay.

438
00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:43,782
- Is that true?

439
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:45,612
- Yes.

440
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,892
<i>- With his back
against the wall,</i>

441
00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:49,612
<i>Jack admitted that the storage
unit didn't work for him.</i>

442
00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:52,612
- I... I can't get
a good full workout

443
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:55,612
in this... this gym.

444
00:15:55,612 --> 00:15:56,932
<i>- Fortunately,
I had come prepared</i>

445
00:15:56,932 --> 00:15:58,922
<i>with a compromise that would
allow him to work out</i>

446
00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:00,602
<i>at any gym he wanted.</i>

447
00:16:00,612 --> 00:16:02,692
The way I see it, the only way
you can go to your gym

448
00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:04,612
is in disguise.
- <i>Okay.</i>

449
00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:07,612
- So do you think this is
something that can work for you?

450
00:16:07,612 --> 00:16:09,612
- Yes, I'll...

451
00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:11,612
I can put it to work.

452
00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:13,612
- <i>Everybody was happy.</i>

453
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:15,812
<i>And after telling Jack that
I'd be secretly watching him</i>

454
00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:17,612
<i>for the next six months,</i>

455
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,772
<i>I could now be confident
that he'd stick with the plan,</i>

456
00:16:19,802 --> 00:16:22,612
<i>and our secret would be safe.</i>

457
00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:23,612
- Thank you.

458
00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:24,612
<i>- With Jack back in line,</i>

459
00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:27,812
<i>I reached out to our list
of eager Movement participants</i>

460
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,612
<i>and booked three of them
for what I described</i>

461
00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:32,612
<i>as a free workout intensive.</i>

462
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:35,612
<i>But in reality,
these people were showing up</i>

463
00:16:35,612 --> 00:16:37,612
<i>for the real moving job
I had scheduled with David.</i>

464
00:16:37,642 --> 00:16:40,612
Hey, everyone.

465
00:16:40,612 --> 00:16:42,612
So I'm gonna start by asking
y'all a question.

466
00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:44,612
Are you guy ready
to change your life

467
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,612
with The Movement workout?

468
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:47,612
- Yeah.

469
00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:49,612
<i>- And what better way
to pump them up</i>

470
00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:52,612
<i>than with an inspirational
speech from Jack?</i>

471
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,772
- I lost over a hundred pounds

472
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:57,612
just by moving
boxes and furniture.

473
00:16:57,612 --> 00:16:59,612
If I could do it,
you could do it.

474
00:16:59,612 --> 00:17:01,612
Now let's get started
and let's start moving.

475
00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:05,612
- Great.

476
00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:06,812
- That was good, that was good.

477
00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:08,612
- Thank you, Jack.
- Thank you, thank you.

478
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,172
- You're truly
an inspiration to us all.

479
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:11,202
- Pleasure, thank you.

480
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:12,612
- All right.

481
00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:16,612
<i>Now that Jack had inspired
and energized the group,</i>

482
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:19,612
<i>I handed each of them their
matching team workout wear</i>

483
00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:20,812
<i>and headed to the client's home</i>

484
00:17:21,612 --> 00:17:23,612
<i>to have him fill out
the necessary paperwork.</i>

485
00:17:23,612 --> 00:17:26,612
<i>Now it was finally time
to see if these three strangers</i>

486
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,612
<i>would complete
an entire moving job for free.</i>

487
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:33,612
What you'll be getting today
is a full-body workout.

488
00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:37,612
So in this house, I've prepared
a bunch of furniture and boxes

489
00:17:37,612 --> 00:17:38,852
for you to move into this truck.

490
00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:40,612
<i>Got it?</i>

491
00:17:40,612 --> 00:17:41,612
- Are we timed on this?

492
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:43,612
Is there a certain
time limitation?

493
00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:45,612
- The goal is to move
as fast as you can,

494
00:17:45,612 --> 00:17:47,612
because we want
a cardio workout too.

495
00:17:47,612 --> 00:17:48,612
- Mm, okay.

496
00:17:48,612 --> 00:17:50,612
- <i>And with that, they began.</i>

497
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,812
- Whoa, there's a lot of stuff.

498
00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:52,612
- Nice.

499
00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:53,612
- <i>To be honest,</i>

500
00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:55,852
<i>I had my doubts going into this,</i>

501
00:17:55,882 --> 00:17:57,612
<i>but not only were they</i>

502
00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:59,092
<i>efficiently moving
the client's stuff,</i>

503
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,612
<i>to my surprise,
the group actually seemed</i>

504
00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:03,612
<i>to be enjoying their workout.</i>

505
00:18:03,612 --> 00:18:05,252
- I mean, I've helped
friends move before,

506
00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:07,612
but I never thought of it
as a workout.

507
00:18:07,612 --> 00:18:09,242
- So if you go like this,
you'll get a bicep workout

508
00:18:09,612 --> 00:18:10,612
if you do curls.
- Right, right.

509
00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:11,612
- Do you feel that here?

510
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:12,612
- Yeah, I do.
- Yeah.

511
00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:13,612
<i>It became clear</i>

512
00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:15,612
<i>they had all
bought into the dream</i>

513
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:17,612
<i>that Jack was selling.</i>

514
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,612
<i>And after only 2 1/2 hours,</i>

515
00:18:19,612 --> 00:18:21,612
<i>the truck was all loaded up.</i>

516
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:23,612
<i>It was a bit of
a challenge to explain</i>

517
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:26,612
<i>why we needed to go to
a second house to unload.</i>

518
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:27,612
We're halfway there,

519
00:18:27,612 --> 00:18:29,612
but this next part
is the most crucial part

520
00:18:29,612 --> 00:18:32,612
because your muscles
are training during exhaustion.

521
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,612
<i>But it seemed like
their faith in Jack's workout</i>

522
00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:37,612
<i>gave them the will
to keep going.</i>

523
00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:38,612
There she goes.

524
00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:42,612
<i>It took five full hours
to complete the move,</i>

525
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:44,612
<i>but these people did it
without ever thinking</i>

526
00:18:44,612 --> 00:18:45,612
<i>it was actual labor.</i>

527
00:18:46,402 --> 00:18:48,122
<i>And with everything
unloaded from the truck,</i>

528
00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:51,612
<i>I congratulated my team on
finishing their first workout</i>

529
00:18:51,612 --> 00:18:53,612
<i>and sent them off.</i>

530
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:57,202
<i>The moving job
was complete,</i>

531
00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:59,682
<i>and even though the homeowner
had a few minor complaints...</i>

532
00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:01,802
- The way they handled
the boxes and stuff,

533
00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:03,802
I said,
they're not professional.

534
00:19:03,802 --> 00:19:05,162
- Well, I appreciate
that feedback.

535
00:19:05,802 --> 00:19:06,922
I think that's really smart.

536
00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:08,802
<i>He eventually agreed
to sign off on the job.</i>

537
00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,402
- I'm not trying
to give you a hard time.

538
00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:11,802
- No, it's okay.

539
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,802
Everyone has a different
personality.

540
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:16,802
<i>And that meant my concept
was a success.</i>

541
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,802
<i>So the next day,
I returned to David</i>

542
00:19:18,802 --> 00:19:20,802
<i>to introduce him
to the only employee</i>

543
00:19:20,802 --> 00:19:21,802
<i>he'll ever need.</i>

544
00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:23,802
This is Jack Garbarino.

545
00:19:23,802 --> 00:19:25,802
- Hey, Jack. I'm David.
- Hi, pleasure to meet you.

546
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:27,322
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

547
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,792
- And it's his hard work
and dedication

548
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,802
that really made
this workout happen.

549
00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:32,802
- Okay.

550
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:34,802
- So anytime you need
new movers...

551
00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:35,802
<i>- Okay.</i>

552
00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:36,842
- Jack can go on the news,

553
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:38,802
lie to everyone in America,

554
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,802
and you'll get
a fresh batch of people

555
00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:42,802
ready to move houses for free.

556
00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:44,802
- That's great.
- Yeah.

557
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,802
- Thanks.
Yeah, ready to roll.

558
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:48,802
- All right, well,
I'll leave you two

559
00:19:48,802 --> 00:19:50,802
to take it from here.

560
00:19:50,802 --> 00:19:51,802
- Thank you.

561
00:19:51,802 --> 00:19:53,802
- All right.

562
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:56,802
- Yeah, so, um,
you're my new boss.

563
00:19:57,802 --> 00:19:59,802
So my job is to be
out there to promote.

564
00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:04,802
I can do news broadcasts
and be out in the public.

565
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:09,182
I can do, you know,
seminars or, uh...

566
00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:10,922
You know, I know Steve Jobs.

567
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,802
He, you know, he passed away,

568
00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:15,802
founder of Apple.

569
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:17,802
<i>- I was happy that David
now had the free labor</i>

570
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:18,802
<i>he'd always wanted.</i>

571
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,802
<i>And knowing that Jack
was holding up</i>

572
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,802
<i>his end of the bargain,</i>

573
00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:24,442
<i>I could be sure
that The Movement's future</i>

574
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:25,802
<i>was secure.</i>

575
00:20:25,802 --> 00:20:27,122
<i>But there was still
one more thing</i>

576
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,802
<i>that I had to take care of.</i>

577
00:20:28,802 --> 00:20:32,802
I just pulled up the dictionary
definition of pornography.

578
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:34,802
"Printed or visual material

579
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:37,802
"containing the explicit
description or display

580
00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:41,802
of sexual organs
or activity."

581
00:20:41,802 --> 00:20:43,002
- You just Googled this, right?

582
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:44,802
- Yeah, that's
the dictionary definition.

583
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,802
- "Printed or visual..."

584
00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:49,802
Okay, it was printed, for sure.

585
00:20:49,802 --> 00:20:52,802
No wonder why my parents
were [bleep] so mad at me.

586
00:20:54,802 --> 00:20:55,802
Hmm.

587
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,092
- "I have never been
to a gym in my life."

588
00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:05,092
- I have never been
to a gym before.

589
00:21:05,092 --> 00:21:06,092
- "Never in my life."

590
00:21:06,092 --> 00:21:07,092
- Never in my life.

591
00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:08,592
- "I haven't even
walked in the door

592
00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,592
to look around."

593
00:21:09,592 --> 00:21:12,592
- I haven't even walked
in the door to look around.


