1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 One, two, three. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,200 Baby. 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,760 That's it. 4 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,900 Man, I'm pretty. 5 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:46,690 made our town great. 6 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:50,170 Goat tossing, evil clowns, and ahi tuna. 7 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:53,130 Today, we honor one of those things. 8 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:57,590 No, no, no. I'm talking about the tuna. 9 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:04,110 So, as mayor of our fine town, I welcome you all to the 16th annual Ahi Tuna 10 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:06,750 Fest. Let the chowing begin. 11 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:14,790 Gee, Pop. 12 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,420 This is the best I eat tuna fest ever. 13 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,900 You're telling me, Carl. 14 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:23,500 And when the town gets a load of my tuna tots, it'll put the diner on the map. 15 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:27,960 I declare this tuna to be the finest I've ever tasted. 16 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Blasted red tide. 17 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:51,220 This is terrible, Pops. Every member of the town government has gotten food 18 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,040 poisoning. Pops? 19 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,380 I know not this Pops. 20 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,100 Ah, good gravy. Who will run the town? 21 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,700 Quickly, call the ambulance. 22 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,500 No time, Mayor. I've got to save the town. 23 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:12,040 Let's see. It says here in the city charter that if the entire government is 24 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,320 rendered sick from tuna... 25 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:15,880 The village idiot shall be proclaimed mayor. 26 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,580 The village idiot. 27 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,780 Mud Angel. 28 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,880 Johnny, Johnny, come quickly. 29 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,460 You're the new acting mayor. 30 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,880 Great. Let me run home and get my snowshoes and a towel grouper. 31 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,680 No, mayor. 32 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,160 All right. 33 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:38,440 Hey, how'd this happen? Well, the city charter said that the village idiot... I 34 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,160 mean, you're the best man for the job. 35 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,600 The people have spoken. 36 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,630 Let's motor. 37 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:51,070 Do you swear to uphold the duties of mayor to the best of your obviously 38 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,770 limited abilities till death do you part? 39 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:54,830 Blah, blah, blah. When do I get my graft? 40 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,130 Congratulations! You're the new mayor! 41 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,270 My administration can be summed up in three words. 42 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:02,190 Mandatory bikinis. 43 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:04,510 Actually, I had a few ideas of my own. 44 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:07,130 As indicated by these color charts. 45 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,660 The first thing we need to do is construct a new stadium to accommodate 46 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:15,260 the fast-growing sport of professional bingo. Then we use the proceeds we make 47 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:19,480 from the bingo to build a giant state-of-the-art spaceport so that our 48 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,520 town will be the UFO capital of the 21st century. 49 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,840 So, as you see... Done! 50 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,240 Really? You like my ideas? 51 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,300 No, I just passed my new law decreeing that all geeky dweebs be thrown in 52 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,300 prison. 53 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,100 Oh, ha-ha! Very funny! 54 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:45,330 those locked up in prison because of a retroactive clause in the town's 55 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:48,710 criminal code and can't make the prohibitively high bail blues. 56 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:56,810 And now here to dedicate the new public library is our mayor, Johnny Bravo. 57 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:02,550 Thanks, Cubby. As you know, no one hates books more than I do. 58 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:06,750 Therefore, I've ordered this library to be torn down in order to make room for a 59 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,910 giant sphinx in my likeness. 60 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,300 Well, what the heck are you standing around for? 61 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,019 Sphinxes don't build themselves, you know. 62 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:21,519 Hey, put your backs into it. 63 00:04:22,019 --> 00:04:23,480 I love public service. 64 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,080 Here will be a pomegranate. 65 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,660 Johnny, I got a bone to pick with you. You may approach. 66 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,320 Johnny, your health inspectors tried to close down the diner. Because of the 67 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,680 asbestos in the chili? No, it was the radon in the meatloaf, but that's not 68 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,439 the point. 69 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,540 The point is, I had to bribe them over $200 to go away. 70 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:48,060 And? Well, the old mayor only charged me $50. Sorry, Pops. Time for my pedicure 71 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,060 and hot lemon wax. 72 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,640 Why, this is outrageous! 73 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,500 I'm a taxpayer, and I demand to speak to the city council! 74 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,400 All right, I'll summon them. 75 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,880 You know, you don't have to do that every time they walk in. 76 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,660 I'm free. I'm free! 77 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,440 Ah, sweet freedom! 78 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,820 This is terrible. 79 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,520 Oh, this is all wrong. 80 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:22,700 A true sphinx should face north-northeast, and those proportions 81 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:23,700 are way off. 82 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,780 Workers of the town, unite! 83 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:29,100 Get down from there, Carl. 84 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,740 Would you bring more evil upon us? No! 85 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,980 I would bring you freedom! 86 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,580 Are you dogs or men? 87 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:42,260 Are you Worker Ant or the Majestic Butterfly? Are you tiny one-celled 88 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:46,160 protozoans who use their hair like scilla as means of propulsion? Ah, just 89 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,460 get to the point! 90 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:50,220 I... I think we should rebel. 91 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:56,860 Johnny, you mean to tell me you replaced the entire city council with gorgeous 92 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:59,660 babes? Yep. Good work, son. 93 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:02,160 Stop! In the name of democracy! 94 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,520 Huh? What's the meaning of this? 95 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:07,320 We're deposing you for abusing the powers of your office. 96 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,700 Uh-oh. Quick, girls, empty the vaults and get the car running. I'll meet you 97 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,760 down by the submarine dock. 98 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,200 Hold, tyrant! 99 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:18,040 You guys are going to get so audited. 100 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,840 We fear you not, despot, for we are the people. 101 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:27,520 We came to these shores with our flocks full of prunes and our hearts full of 102 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:32,520 dreams. We worked the land until it brought forth its bounty of pine nuts 103 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,740 and wonderful onions. 104 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:38,210 And still to this day, we cry out as one people. 105 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:40,350 Liberté! 106 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:41,590 Égalité! 107 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:43,350 Fraternité! 108 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:45,349 I'm okay. 109 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,350 Good work, citizens. 110 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,250 Now get back to cracking rocks. 111 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:49,590 Get him! 112 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:54,230 Wait, wait, hold on. I'm the mayor. How can you do this after all I've done for 113 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:57,010 you? Who's helped the plight of hot babes everywhere? 114 00:06:57,510 --> 00:07:01,150 Why, who tore down all those ugly hospitals and sold our fine parks for 115 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:02,150 lumber? 116 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,180 You're going to hurt me now, aren't you? 117 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,020 Oh, well, many great leaders were underappreciated during their lifetimes. 118 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,120 Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun. 119 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,560 I'm sure history will remember me kindly. 120 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:19,740 Okay, lady, just not the hair. Not the hair. Anything but... I just got it. 121 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:20,760 Watch. 122 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:43,570 I couldn't help noticing I've been staring at you for the last 20 minutes. 123 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:45,190 So tell me about yourself. 124 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:49,270 Well, I... You know, when I was five, I kept a live salamander in my mouth for 125 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,270 an entire month. 126 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,490 Here, let me test this for you. 127 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:55,550 You know, if you had your nose done, you'd be an ape. 128 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:07,930 Wave a little, Minx. 129 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,860 You know what you need, Johnny, is a good 10-cent cologne. 130 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:16,520 Really? Uh-huh. And as the neighborhood rep for Chemtox Industries, I have an 131 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,060 amazing opportunity for you. 132 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:23,660 Sign here and receive a new exotic scent on your doorstep every month for the 133 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,940 extra low price of... Revulsion. 134 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,960 Grit. Honeymoon in Calcutta? Sounds good. I'll try them all. Go easy, son. 135 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,320 It's never been tested on humans. 136 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,840 I don't feel so good. 137 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,450 I need some air. 138 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,309 Wait! Don't forget to sign! 139 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:44,790 Peasant, how dare you fail to bow before me? I'm King Leopold of the Netherlands, 140 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:47,130 famous throughout the world for inventing cheese. 141 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:51,610 Uh, sure, Your Majesty. Now, if you could just sign this decree. 142 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:56,630 Sorry, no can do. I'm late for my coronation. I see you've got my robes 143 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:57,630 and scepter ready. 144 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,270 I'll just put you down for a three-month supply. 145 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:05,790 Good people of the Netherlands, follow me! 146 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:07,710 I shall take you to higher ground. 147 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:12,550 Ah, Count Murray, kneel before me that I may knight you. 148 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:16,490 Receive from me all the lands west of the bowling alley in perpetuity for the 149 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:21,630 unbind. Your Majesty, I remain your obedient servant. 150 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,090 Good count. Have a county on me. 151 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:29,090 Ah, my subjects love me. Do you hear me, Cedric of Northumberland? The final 152 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,090 victory is mine. 153 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:31,510 Mine! Mine! 154 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:36,780 A wheel of brie for... All of my men. 155 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,920 Sir, wake up, sir. 156 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,520 Well, huh? What? 157 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,520 Are you the Queen of Limburger? 158 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,500 No, I'm Sister Sarah Herslinger, and you're at Treacle House. 159 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,080 How did I get here? 160 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:57,540 You were brought in two days ago after a bout of cologne-induced hysteria. I 161 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:58,920 nursed you back to health. 162 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,760 Cool. That means you dig me. But enough about me. Tell me about you. 163 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,440 Well, I... You know, when I was 12, I was kicked real hard in the head at a 164 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,199 pony farm. 165 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,780 Ah, someone's raining again. 166 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,660 Let's get you up and walking. 167 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:17,260 Established in 1932, Treacle House helps down-on-their-luck nice people who want 168 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:20,600 to be nice to other nice people in a nice atmosphere. 169 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,400 Chair? Why, thank you. 170 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,120 How nice of you to say thank you. 171 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,700 How pleasant of you to be thanked, Muffet. 172 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Thank you. 173 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,720 That's just creepy. 174 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:35,570 Hey, what say we go back to my room and you give me some more of that fancy 175 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:40,610 nerfing? I'm sorry, Johnny. I only date nice men with noble spirits. 176 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,890 I'm nice. I'm noble. 177 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:47,050 Hey, watch where you're going, etiquette monkey. See? I can be nice. Just give me 178 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:47,769 a chance. 179 00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:49,330 Well, okay. 180 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:52,890 If you can show me the kind of patience that... Yippee! 181 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:56,410 Out of my way, you losers. Nice guy coming through. 182 00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,630 Help those in need. 183 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:01,210 Creep. Give till it hurts. 184 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:04,880 Cheap so-and-so. 185 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:11,500 Hey, you! Give me some money for the needy. I'm sorry. I give generously 186 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:15,520 every year to my office Christmas fund. Yeah, and I'm a Dallas cowgirl. Now make 187 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,520 with a dead president. 188 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,960 And just what do you think you're doing? 189 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,480 Oh, hello, officer. 190 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:23,560 Have you given lately? 191 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,060 No, I haven't. Why, you stingin' no good. 192 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:32,130 And if I catch any of your people fundraising on the streets again, it'll 193 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,950 be off to the host girl, witches. 194 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:40,450 Every time I try to fight the power, the man slaps me down. 195 00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,470 That's all right, Johnny. 196 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:46,270 I wouldn't be much of a nice person if I didn't give you another chance. 197 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:50,410 Well, that's the kind of pig-headed ignorance I... Oh, thank you. 198 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:56,650 For today's noontime entertainment, the Green Grove Retirement Home presents the 199 00:11:56,650 --> 00:12:00,010 comedy stylings of Johnny Bravo and Chippy. 200 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:06,510 Thank you. Thank you very much. So, Chippy, what's it like to be a dummy? 201 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,470 You told me, you dumb hump! 202 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,590 What? I'm tired of your sass. I'm trying to entertain these nice old people, and 203 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,670 you make me look like a fool. 204 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:18,110 Oh, I am sick of you. For years, you've held me back. 205 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,190 Chippy! No! 206 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760 What have I done? 207 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,880 Chippy! What are you looking at? 208 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,300 Stop staring at me with your accusing eyes. 209 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,640 Stop it, I say! 210 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:35,220 And so we'd appreciate it if no one from Treacle House ever comes here again! 211 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,300 Oh, John. 212 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,940 I know you must be crestfallen by this new failure. 213 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,740 I'm sorry, Sarah. 214 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:47,410 I know you have a good heart, so I'm going to give you... Another chance. 215 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,790 Sweet. You know, you nice people aren't as bright as you look. 216 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:52,810 Another chance. 217 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,010 That's rich. 218 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,410 Good morning. 219 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,250 Good morning. 220 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:06,090 Johnny, what are you doing? 221 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:11,710 Hello, sir. I woke up at 5 a.m. to make a pancake breakfast for the whole house. 222 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,480 Clear the rest of the day for romance, because Johnny is nice. 223 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,320 Where did you get all the pancake mix? 224 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:23,000 I didn't use pancake mix. I used my own recipe. Three parts yeast, eight parts 225 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,300 yeast, and yeast to taste. 226 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,500 Treacle House is ruined! 227 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,560 Oh, this is terrible. 228 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:38,560 We don't have nearly enough maple syrup. I guess I failed again. 229 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:43,380 Don't despair, Johnny. I know one good thing that's come from all this. 230 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,439 What's that? 231 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:49,180 I realize I've wasted my life trying to help idiots like you! 232 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,180 Man, that felt good. 233 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,740 So long, loser! 234 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,380 I'm off to shave my head and join a heavy metal rock band! 235 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,520 Hey, you got some pancake on your shirt. 236 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,760 Huh? Where? 237 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,320 I always fall for the bad girls. 238 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,120 Bendy. 239 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,980 Here I am, girls. Let the yoga class begin. 240 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,400 Look at me, girls. I'm a love pretzel. 241 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,540 Funny, I don't feel centered. 242 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,530 Hey, 243 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,790 baby. I know what you're thinking. 244 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,570 He's a rebel. A bad boy. 245 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,550 Trouble with a capital T. 246 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:08,070 Actually, I was thinking, get away from me. I'm trying to read. 247 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:12,430 Admit it. You've never seen such an impressive pile of greasy, shiny, 248 00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:13,930 turning medley thing. 249 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:17,450 No, it sounds like your points need cleaning and your governor could use an 250 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,250 adjustment. Here, let me. 251 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,029 Think I'm okay. 252 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:28,210 What do you think, little cooter pig-peas? 253 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,970 Huh? The Dandy 500. 254 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,529 That's it. 255 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,570 That's what chicks like. 256 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,890 Billboards. I mean, race car drivers. 257 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,550 But first, I need a car. 258 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:43,690 I know. I'll enter the Dandy 500, win it, and use the prize money to buy a car 259 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,810 to race in the Dandy 500. 260 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,430 Only one problem. I don't have a car. 261 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,370 This car seed ain't never gonna grow. 262 00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:09,710 Maybe I'll just get some shut-eye against this car-shaped thing. 263 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:11,810 Car-shaped thing? 264 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,170 Hmm. 265 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:18,550 Don't ever look under that car-shaped tarp. Don't even ask me about that car 266 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:21,870 -shaped tarp. Never, ever look under it. The tarp, I mean. 267 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,190 There must be candy under here. 268 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:27,810 Aw, man, it's nothing but a stupid car. 269 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,430 Car! 270 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:32,850 Humphie. 271 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,280 Listen to it first. 272 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,340 Nice handling. 273 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,119 Fifth floor, chandelier. 274 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,440 Sixth floor, expensive crockery. 275 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,119 Hey, I'm Parallel Park. 276 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:23,579 Hi, Johnny. 277 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:29,380 Wow, a 57 Kefauver stool pigeon. Only seven of them were ever made. 278 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,820 Yep, this baby's going to ride me to victory in the Dandy 500. 279 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,280 With a cracked manifold and a wiggity head gasket? I don't think so, Mr. Fancy 280 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,280 Pants. 281 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400 What'd you just call me? 282 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,000 Really? Sweet! 283 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,440 as pretty as me. 284 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,700 You're probably wondering how to thank me for... Shut up and give me the keys. 285 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:29,220 It is a beautiful day for the Dandy 500 as we await the arrival of a mysterious 286 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,580 last-minute entry. 287 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:35,660 And there it is now, the Chipmunk 5 with Johnny Bravo behind the wheel. 288 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,700 Earl, how did you teach Johnny to drive that way? 289 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,680 I didn't, Pops. Johnny has the driving skills of a deranged howler monkey, so I 290 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,600 installed a remote control that'll let me steer from the sidelines. 291 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,390 I left my Thighmeister in here someplace. 292 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,210 Oh, no! 293 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:11,550 Someone took the 57 stool pigeon. They're tampering with forces they don't 294 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:16,310 understand. It's a good thing I've got my YoJack vehicle locating device. 295 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,650 Good gravy! 296 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,410 Somebody's driving it right now! 297 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,270 At the speedway. 298 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:31,460 Get ready, Pop. I'm bringing him in. for a pit stop. 299 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,860 Right on. 300 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,780 Carl, I was having the most wonderful dream. 301 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,240 Fuck it, Johnny. Fuck it. 302 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:49,620 He's good to go. 303 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,640 Can I try driving with my teeth? 304 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,100 Bye. 305 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,040 This won't end well. 306 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:14,300 It appears that the Chick Magnet 5 is completely out of control. 307 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,660 That's the dual pigeon. 308 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,500 And my Johnny. 309 00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:21,720 Oh, don't blame out, darling. 310 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600 Mama's coming. 311 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,680 Mama, what are you doing here? 312 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,940 Shop over. 313 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,510 Let Mama drive. 314 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:37,270 Eat my dust, speed jockey! And suddenly, almost as if a real driver had taken 315 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:41,550 control from a total idiot, the Chick Magnet 5 takes the lead! 316 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,930 We win, Pop! 317 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,170 We win! 318 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,210 Pop! 319 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,310 Run! 320 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:53,050 Gee, Mama, I didn't know you knew how to drive race cars. 321 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:57,410 Oh, sure, honey. I worked the pro circuit back during the war when there 322 00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:59,430 were no men around to burn rubber. 323 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,560 Yeah, well, that's very interesting, but what matters is that I won the race. 324 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:05,760 I'm a professional driver, and pigs are going to love me. 325 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:12,480 Not so fast, Mr. Sticky Fingers. In my house, grand theft auto means chores for 326 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,359 a week. 327 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,740 Ah, chores for a week. 328 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,560 And you, Mr. Install's nuclear engines in other people's cars, you're going to 329 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,560 help him.