1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,900 I can make you come in three minutesWant 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:05,900 me?Create your own v version of me on epil 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:06,900 una.com 4 00:00:38,269 --> 00:00:44,130 Lin Xiaodong, Xiaodong, mom, don’t be angry, don’t be angry 5 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:16,700 Your makeup is very unique, elegant, low-key yet luxurious. You apply it carefully. Do you want to dress up? 6 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:21,440 Who do I meet for a date? I meet clients for children. I am very open-minded. 7 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:28,380 No, please change the subject for me. You still know the impact will be bad. 8 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:35,240 I've never seen anyone as thick-skinned as you. 9 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:41,760 This poor talker should join the soundproof club. If you don't stop talking, you might as well go. Let’s talk on stage 10 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:47,600 You're an old enough artist when it comes to being thick-skinned. 11 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:11,360 Yo, school is out for Ghost Cape Qi, crazy. I heard you were called a parent again. Shut it all up 12 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,200 Old mouth 13 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:31,980 Mom 14 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:38,960 Well, I took a phone call this morning and left in a hurry. Can you 15 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,460 You can't be particular about brushing your teeth before eating. 16 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:48,480 eat 17 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:53,360 Wouldn't it be better to brush again after you're done? You'll eat all the bacteria into your stomach and it'll be really dirty. Got it 18 00:04:53,360 --> 00:05:03,080 you have 19 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:10,070 I don’t think my dad has been mysterious lately. My dad has always been mysterious. I'm so ugly 20 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:17,030 When I was a kid, I always thought he was an agent like 007. I didn’t. Just kidding with you 21 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:23,750 Laugh, I'm serious. What do you mean? I don't know. I'm asking you. How could I know 22 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:30,450 Nervous good sister, let me lend you your phone for a while. 23 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:35,770 What do you want to do? If you can borrow it, I'll give you a call and beg you. Okay. north 24 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:38,390 You borrow dad’s cell phone 25 00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:44,390 I will 26 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:46,110 take a look 27 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:52,930 Dad save 28 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:59,890 Do you know how old he is if he doesn’t lend me his mobile phone if I order him to be a hooligan? Difference between men and women 29 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:01,510 Nothing like it at all 30 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,900 It doesn't look like he's an older brother at all. 31 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:14,300 Hello 32 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:18,980 Auntie comes to my house to study. Why don't I go out? 33 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:32,540 that 34 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:33,940 Girlfriend Xiaoqi 35 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:41,440 Why are you so crazy? You finally have two days off. Why are you not with your classmates? Go out and play 36 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:47,680 I finally have two days off, so I have to stay at home while you go out. Have some fun 37 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:54,600 I don't want you to go out and play for a while. 38 00:06:54,600 --> 00:07:01,340 Why are you so annoyed that you keep wanting me to go out? I have to review my homework later. It’s time to do homework. Are you there? 39 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:03,260 Jiagan lets me study 40 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:10,330 I have electromagnetic radiation mainly because you are so annoying. When I think of you, The whole family is upset 41 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:16,750 Ghost Jiao Qi has been seeing Xixi all day long and is a lunatic but has a hard head. 42 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:40,260 Hi sister-in-law, long time no see. Beibei is at home. School is on holiday. I’m fine. 43 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:46,160 It's not easy to have two days off. He keeps trying to kick me out. Okay, okay? Stop talking nonsense to him 44 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:53,120 Just wait a moment while I go to the toilet and I'll invite you to watch a movie. You go. 45 00:07:53,120 --> 00:08:00,040 If you don’t want to go, you’re not interested, why don’t you just give me two hundred yuan? How can I do that? How much do you pay 46 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:06,780 If it's extremely good, then any one of them is worth one hundred, eighty-seven, twelve hundred, so forget it. one hundred and five hundred 47 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:13,600 If you want, don't drop it and get another movie ticket for free. Childish game, hurry up and go like this now 48 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:20,560 If you drive me out urgently, there must be a ghost. Hey, Beibei is out. 49 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:26,480 He went out to watch a movie. Why are you in such a hurry? 50 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:39,900 I knew you had no good intentions, and you said you should study together and get things right first. Learn things and then learn 51 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:46,700 I tell you we 52 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,660 This can't happen anymore 53 00:08:47,660 --> 00:09:00,820 what 54 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:06,710 You can't do this anymore. Oh my god, why are you so annoying? Are you talking about serious things? 55 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:13,050 The most important thing now is to go to bed and do it. Can you be more honest? 56 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:19,890 I'm very honest. You see, I didn't even touch you with my hands. My mother was very cruel yesterday. Scolded me severely 57 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:26,270 Why? Isn’t your mother against us falling in love? Mom asked me 58 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:31,230 Are we the same as each other? 59 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:40,330 I know, I know, it’s that one. How did your mother know? Your mother told my mother on WeChat 60 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:47,250 How did your mother know? She must have spotted you, right? I'm not what you said 61 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:54,070 Idiot, how did you explain it to your mother? How did you explain it to my mother? What are we doing in the storage room? I asked you. 62 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:58,950 Kiss me and I won’t let you take the blame. It’s obviously you who kissed me. 63 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:05,870 It's me, it's all my fault. What on earth did you tell your mother about me? 64 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:12,250 You said we were playing hide and seek. It’s weird if mom knows sex. I can’t say that to you. Want to kiss me 65 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:19,030 You look like a female gangster. You are the gangster. Then what is your mother doing? Why did you say that you scolded me? 66 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:25,510 He didn't say anything. Isn't that right? We are both at our age in ancient times. Dai has become a father and a mother a long time ago. They have been mentally prepared for it. 67 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:31,850 It's only a matter of time before we have sex. Can you please stop using dirty words and just talk about me and you? Two days ago, it occupied my rent. 68 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,940 You rented it from me first. Don’t talk nonsense about when I rented it from you. 69 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:42,780 I was wrong, I was wrong, do this again 70 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:49,680 I'll tell your mother that you want to complain to your mother-in-law before you even get married. Don't be so pretty. Do you want me to marry you? 71 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:55,700 Marriage is not guaranteed yet. It’s better not to get married. I don’t want to be tied to you yet. You say what 72 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,260 what did you say 73 00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:06,390 I'm kidding. How can you not get married? We are perfect. How about we get married as a perfect couple? 74 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:13,330 The older you get, the more angry you become. Can you be a regular person for a day? 75 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:19,370 By the end of the night, you're talking more and more like my mother, so why don't you? Don't call mom 76 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:26,070 true 77 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,490 He has no face and no fart 78 00:11:33,099 --> 00:11:39,720 Mom, let’s play for a while and then study. Do you want to study or not? 79 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:46,440 If you don’t learn, I’ll leave. Learn, learn, learn. I’ll learn from you. Hurry up. 80 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,340 This way 81 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:55,160 The question should be like this 82 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,960 I can't study well with you. I have to go back. 83 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:23,940 Haoyiyiguai 84 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:29,420 Baby brother misses you so much that I can’t bear it. You hate it. Let me go. 85 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,140 like this 86 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:48,980 Eat chicken 87 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:44,360 I can't go on, I've been hurt by Dajibak 88 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,620 wonderful