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"NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES"

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Is this a costume, or are you going on a trip?
To hunt for mushrooms?

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Refrain from harsh comments, lady.

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I, Frida Kahlo, have absorbed history
My expiration date.

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Finally I realized it was bullshit.

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Let's eliminate the past.

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Do you know what FOMO means, Grace?

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{\an8}"Fear of missing out."

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{\an8}Yes, this is what millennials cry for
When they miss a pool party.

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Whiny kids.

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{\an8}Error.

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{\an8}Old people invented FOMO.

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We are the ones who need to be afraid of missing out
Good occasion.

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But I found a way to overcome the FOMO.

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{\an8}You know that my death day will be August 27th.

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Why do you have an appointment with the dentist?
On the 28th day?

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It's the only time she can see me.

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The point is that I don't have anything left
Only two and a half months.

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{\an8}So, today is Halloween day,
And tomorrow is New Year and so on.

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{\an8}So I ask you, Grace,
Are you ready to go wild?

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I'm ready to get off this damn boat.

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Thank you. Do your best. Thank you.

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- Welcome to the beach.
- There is a visor on your teeth.

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{\an8}I didn't know that Coyote had set his wedding date.

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{\an8}I made them stick to July, thank goodness.

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{\an8}I was going to look for hookah stones.
With a woman who owns a llama farm.

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{\an8}Managed to book a day for us though
It's peak llama season.

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{\an8}It will only cost 50 "nargile" rooms.

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{\an8}It will be the first wedding I've attended
In the zoo.

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{\an8}It's unfortunate, I've lived a sad life.

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{\an8}- You cannot change Election Day.
- That's what mail-in ballots are for.

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{\an8}And I allowed myself to fill out your card as well.

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You just have to sign it.
But I did too.

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Who will I vote for?

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It took some convincing,

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But finally I got you to vote for Monica Lopez.

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{\an8}Oh my God, next time close it
Before you throw it away.

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{\an8}- Who is “Monica Lopez”?
- She's amazing.

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{\an8}30 years ago, she was a domestic worker

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{\an8}She was kicked out by a terrible family.

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{\an8}On her long walk home,
She vowed to change her life.

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- And I did.
- It looks familiar.

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Who is the terrible family?

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{\an8}They don't know it yet, but Reddit
They are working to uncover the matter.

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What puts off children asking for candy?

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{\an8}The month of "June".

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Monica what?

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"Lopez"?

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She's running for Congress.

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Saul places 3 signs from her campaign in front of the house.

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There's another sign there.

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Well, let's see what Saul was talking about.

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"Socks you wear with sandals (Birkenstax)
"We should call them 'Birkinsocks.'"

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I found it.

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Monica Lopez.

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Yes, she has an interesting story about her enrollment
Faculty of Law

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After being kicked out by a terrible family. I remember that.

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I'm glad you learned to take notes
For junk file.

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What do you think about this? You can teach new tricks
For an old dog.

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Here's the news, old dog:

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We are a terrible family.

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I'm thinking of taking a class on stand-up comedy.

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This is a funny joke.

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-You are serious.
- It's okay.

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I can accept your cruel laugh,
Because as a doggy I have thick skin.

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And when exactly did you become a comic?

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When I won "Best Effort"
In a middle school talent show.

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But I got braces at school.
You don't see me repeating it to you.

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I saw you trying to get him back.

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- Yes.
-How about you be a little supportive?

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Sure.

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It's just a strange choice for you.

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Do you think you are that funny?

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Ask anyone you've been in an elevator with.

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Well, there are funny "detention" cases,

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And there are "people who leave in a funny way."

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I can be a “funny leave person.”

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You don't believe me?

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I bet I can make my dad laugh
"Jessica" today.

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Bet.

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A great addition to your family

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I didn't want to get into it in the first place.

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Holy shit, that steroid ointment is making you mean.

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Hey everyone, listen.

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We have news.

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Unfortunately, the llama farm has closed.

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It turned out to be some llamas
She was underage.

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What does this mean?

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It means we have to postpone the wedding a little.

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How...? Wait. For how long?

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Until November 9th.

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Fortunately, they had a place
On Potato Chip Rock.

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No, no.

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- The fall semester will not be suitable.
- I don't agree with you.

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November is wonderful.

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We will have enough time to inform all our guests.

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My cousin Debbie is coming from Manitoba.

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Fun fact about Manitoba:
They have huge reptiles in the prairies,

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This is a fact I acknowledge, but it is not pleasant.

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Would your cousin Debbie be interested in coming?

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To attend a beach party under a full moon
In two weeks?

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- Two weeks?
-My dress won't be ready.

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She'll offer to knit you one.

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I definitely will.

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I've never heard of anyone getting married
On Potato Chip Rock.

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What will we offer the guests, sour cream and onions?

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Do you perform live theatre?

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Because I hate live shows.

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Well, I think you'll make a handsome groom
In November.

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But he will also be a handsome groom
In the month of July.

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- Debbie's presence is still important.
-She has two full weeks.

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Would you travel on a blade horse?

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Frankie, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but our answer is no.

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What if I promise a private singing party?
For Canadian legend Celine Dion?

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I dare your cousin Debbie to miss this.

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Our cousin Debbie is deaf.

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I think we are falling far behind
Because of cousin Debbie.

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Stop it, mom. concept

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Planning this wedding is stressful enough.

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Fortunately we got a place
On Potato Chip Rock.

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We climbed that rock on our first date.

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It's a perfect place.

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It really looks like you are standing on a potato chip
"Pringle".

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But you like Doritos.

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Frankie, the boys should get married
What type of food do they prefer?

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True.

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As long as it is before August 27th.

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We are under intense pressure.

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Reddit tries to expose the terrible family.

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What is "Reddit"?

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I was told they were a bunch of angry boys
Online.

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The story is not true.

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We will not fire anyone for unfair reasons.

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Exactly.

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We kicked her out for smoking in the house. Do you remember?

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The carpet smelled of smoke
Extending throughout the house.

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Oh my God.

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Did we have carpets throughout the house?

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In our house?

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And it was stolen. Do you remember?

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I was buying cakes, and they were boxes
It disappears from the full shelves.

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Then you found out she was taking cake...

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Oh my God. Were you?

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Were you eating cake?

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Of course I did.

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I was a repressed man and I was in need
To vent with food.

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- What?
- Venting with food.

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Vent my feelings.

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So you stole cakes from your kids
And you framed the nanny?

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You could have at least delivered it
To her house.

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- It was said that she walked 16 kilometers.
- Well, I assumed she took a car.

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- Yes.
- What a shame.

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We were terrible.

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But we are no longer the same people as before.

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I mean, I'm gay.

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What on earth does this mean?

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I mean, as a member of a marginalized group,

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I understand that Monica's injustice is my injustice.

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For your sake.

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The only injustice prevailing here

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It means devouring cake in one sitting.

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My point of view is that we have changed for the better.

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Yes, but if Redditors find out,

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We will be criminalized.

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I don't want my name to be immortalized as a person
He terrorized a young girl.

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I want to be remembered as Bonida.

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Of course you are, my dear.

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What about you? You want your name to be immortalized
As gay John Adams,

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Or for your crimes against Monica.

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I wasn't acting gay,
I was gay when I played him.

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But I get your point.

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Is there anyone who knows our true identity?
And our matter will be revealed?

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"Mallory" and the other.

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The rest will tell us in the blink of an eye.

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Yes.

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You're ruining it.

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There is usually a master of ceremonies
To make the crowd fun.

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I just had the eternal "Judy" story
About the many coupons.

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She bought a boat with coupons.

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She's a crazy witch.

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Do you think I don't know that?

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I can't understand the witch.

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"Frankie."

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What on earth are you doing?

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Seize the day, what do you think?

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I haven't seen you this urgent since you broke someone's nose

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For the signature "Vanilla Ice".

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I was shocked when it turned out it wasn't him.

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So why are you trying to ruin this wedding?

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Because I'm dying.

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And at that time your mother kicked her out
A movement emerged without us knowing.

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Thank you, Robert.

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- What a shame.
- I can't believe this.

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You are the horrible woman who got fired
"Monica Lopez"?

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We are a terrible family.

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We were just kids.

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Listen, did we have any flaws? Yes.

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I mean, that was in the '90s.

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But we have changed.

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Yes, we had carpets back then.

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The point is if you treat people badly,
It will come back to you.

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I've always known to pray to terrible people,

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But this would be authenticated if everyone knew.

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What about Monica's passive smoking?

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We had to think of you girls
Inhale that while you play...

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Hearts, beads and the like.

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"Brianna," you were the one who called her
Bloody murderous for days

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When I made Barbie's clothes shrink.
Your own.

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I think about it now and I remember it
The hair that broke the camel's back.

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Barbie swimsuit?

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And I asked her in particular
To hang your swimsuit to dry.

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Oh my God, I'm part of the problem.

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Mom, please don't tell me you were accused
Monica so.

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Who else could it be?

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Maybe the girl "Rochelle" is our neighbor?

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Which was eating insects?

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Fat Rochelle?

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She had the heart of an angel.

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It was me.

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Impossible.

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You have never made a mistake in your life.

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I was like a Stepford kid.

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I am a real person.

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Someone with feelings.

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And one can tolerate Brianna's silliness.
A specified number of times

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Before he got angry and put on Barbie's swimsuit
In the clothes dryer.

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It was a cry for attention.

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Which failed and cost Monica her job.

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Terrible, Mallory, terrible.

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Really?

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Why don't you tell them who was really smoking?
At home?

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I was nine years old.

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Are you kidding?

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"Elspeth"?

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This intervention has happened before.

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Misfortunes do not come singly.

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Please, Sol.

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I've always dreamed of walking with Coyote.
In the church aisle

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Since the day we adopted him.

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I can't risk missing it.

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There are no guarantees that any of us will
He will be alive in 6 months.

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Do you think I'm not afraid?

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I cry anxiously into my pillow at night.

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But that's part of aging.

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Where is the fighting spirit, man?

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What should we do?

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We cannot cheat death.

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But we can fool time, if we are to believe
My "Avatar" series.

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00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,880
Not true.

250
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,384
Listen, all we have to do is convince them
Having a wedding in the summer.

251
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:27,765
Frankie, this is not your wedding.

252
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,519
It's Coyote and Jessica's wedding.

253
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,147
When you talk like that,
Makes me sound like I'm selfish.

254
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,609
I get what you mean.

255
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,110
Good.

256
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,698
Now wipe the “Take a chance” off the cake

257
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:48,452
And let's show Adam and Jodi...
Your natural side.

258
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,872
Okay, destroyer, I'll leave the wedding topic,

259
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,501
But you're so bold to ask me to be normal.

260
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,920
Is Frankie okay?

261
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,296
She seems a bit agitated.

262
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,589
She's fine.

263
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,008
You fell off a horse in the Middle Ages?

264
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:07,137
Oh my God. Have you suffered a traumatic brain injury?

265
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,139
This explains some of her actions.

266
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,558
Nope. I was joking.

267
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,314
Coyote worked in the Middle Ages
For about five summer vacations,

268
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,941
Two of them are unforgettable.

269
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,403
I was the Red Knight's companion.

270
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,906
A tactful way to say:
“Cleaning up horse poo in a robe.”

271
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:33,038
Hello everyone. Frankie and I want...
To have a toast.

272
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,416
For our new family members:

273
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:41,005
Alan and Judy, we are so proud
With you both here.

274
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,923
And Jessica, you're a dream.

275
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,343
I always wanted Alison to have a sister.

276
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,678
Beautiful.

277
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:51,307
So thank you for making our boy so happy.

278
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,602
If you thought he was happy now, you should have been
To see him last week.

279
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,564
He won $5,000 by betting blindly on a fat camel.

280
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,400
I think the camel was blind too.

281
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,694
- What?
- "Bad"...

282
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,906
But not blind like Coyote.
Who was married to a lady

283
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,699
It's called "Missi Pachangas".

284
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,036
Don't worry people, they're divorced now.

285
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,621
The camel is also single.

286
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,707
Have you been married before?

287
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,127
Don't be too hard on yourself.
It's hard to keep up with this family.

288
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,172
Is our honeymoon money from camel racing?

289
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,758
You told me it was a reward for the teacher.

290
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,009
Oh my God.

291
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,470
The first rule of economics, my daughter:

292
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,056
Public schools do not offer bonuses to teachers.

293
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,975
Well, I lied.

294
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,603
Why would you lie to her about this?

295
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,064
Because the truth looked bad.

296
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,398
You think that's bad?

297
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,817
You should have heard the sentences
He crosses the finish line.

298
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,826
Stop, Bud. Shut up, really shut up.

299
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,580
We can laugh about this.
We just have to overcome our fears.

300
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,540
I think we've heard enough of the live act.

301
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,710
Dear, I need some help
In yelling at you in the other room.

302
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,840
What's wrong with you?

303
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,845
Nothing. I swear. I'm just being stupid.

304
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,475
As you know, man is not infallible.

305
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:20,813
Isn't that the amazing thing about tying your horse

306
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,773
With someone else's car?

307
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,818
With this in mind, I would like to propose a toast...

308
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,653
Sol, it's too late.

309
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:32,157
Maybe the best way to say "I'm sorry."
It is to say, “I accept to marry you.”

310
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,951
- "Frankie."
- I'm serious.

311
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,830
I can prepare a legitimate wedding for you both
On the street today.

312
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:42,876
Frankie, Vanilla Ice is calling for you on the phone
In the kitchen.

313
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,463
I don't believe you, but I can't take any chances.

314
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,965
I'll be back in a heartbeat.

315
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,217
So...

316
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,138
Did you actually fall off a horse in the Middle Ages?

317
00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:03,022
You smoked all the time at school
And you left us accusing Monica?

318
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,525
Oh God, my daughter. How bold you are!

319
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,360
I was nervous.

320
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,823
At least Monica left the house.
As for us, we stayed and grew up in this family.

321
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,451
What was very traumatic in your childhood?

322
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,495
I didn't let you watch "Ren & Stimpy"?

323
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,373
Cartoons for children who take
Break.

324
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,127
exactly. You never let me be a child.

325
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,296
She made me carry a Lee Iacocca lunch bag.

326
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,506
The only thing that was inside her
Wall Street Journal.

327
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,260
Well, I'm so sorry I gave
Priority is your education.

328
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:37,973
What about my education? All I got
Carrot sticks and lip gloss.

329
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,685
I wanted everyone to go to their strengths.

330
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,064
What exactly was your strength?

331
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,816
Pretend you weren't in a loveless marriage?

332
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:54,156
Yeah guys, it was hard not to notice
There is no love between you.

333
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,282
Maybe it affected us.

334
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,117
I would probably still smoke

335
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,412
If I don't learn a healthy way to redirect my anger.

336
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,831
Outward, toward humans.

337
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,002
Well, listen, I did my best.

338
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:12,674
Maybe I gave you the wrong thing,
But I tried to give you something.

339
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,844
My mother wouldn't even notice if she was gone
To school.

340
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:20,265
And you won't notice if you come back. Don't notice
If you sneak a drink.

341
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,018
I always thought I would be a mother
Better than it was.

342
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,396
I think the aspirations were not high.

343
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527
My grandmother was a bitch.

344
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,530
Both your grandmothers were like that.

345
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,954
I was hiding in the closet with the chocolate candy

346
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,040
And travel magazines to avoid my mother.

347
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,167
Do you want "biz"?

348
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,253
"Vodka."

349
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,212
Oh my God.

350
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,591
I can't believe I fired a hardworking woman

351
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,886
Because I couldn't face how miserable each of us was.

352
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,518
Oh my God, I'm so sorry girls.

353
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,730
No, mom, please stop.

354
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,692
It's too late for us.
Spare your apologies to Monica.

355
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,819
We owe her an apology.

356
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,780
Yes, but we can't ask her
Alleviate our feelings of guilt

357
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:17,865
After all this time.

358
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,993
Why don't we expose ourselves publicly?

359
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,995
And we make them attack us.

360
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,455
Or we do what we all know we're going to do

361
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,291
We write her a valid check.

362
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,459
What amount says:

363
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:33,881
"We don't ask for forgiveness, but we accept to receive it?"

364
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:41,513
Frankie, you promised me you'd leave this alone.

365
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,641
Don't you see what happened? Coyote lied to her.

366
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,060
It's number 6 on our list of warning signs.

367
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,980
Coyote hasn't run since he stopped
About drinking.??

368
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,065
You heard what was said. His wedding is on the verge of a cliff.

369
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,484
Remember warning sign #3?

370
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,321
- "Panic before a big event."
- Yes.

371
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,489
Do you remember what happened in 2010?

372
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,451
Lady Gaga wore a made-up dress
Of meat.

373
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:06,872
Yes, but it was also my lucky year
Coyote has the longest happy events in his life.

374
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,459
He was dating this beautiful girl
Which smelled like cucumber.

375
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,212
I helped him get that great job
At that record company.

376
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,883
Then he took a lot of cocaine,
And set a record.

377
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:23,472
Why does our handsome father refuse to believe
That he deserves happiness?

378
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,724
That's why we should get him married.

379
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,351
Sooner than later.

380
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,811
If you keep doing this,

381
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,064
How about you make more jokes?
And stop insulting your family?

382
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,523
This is called coalescence.

383
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,360
Do not shame a person in front of his future wife's family.

384
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:40,822
-You made them all miserable.
- Believe me, this is not real misery.

385
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,075
I know this because I'm a divorce lawyer.

386
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:46,745
I deal with real misery on a daily basis.

387
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,956
And I'm trying to get out of that

388
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,833
And turning to something that might bring me some joy.

389
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,253
Is it about you trying to quit your job?

390
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,047
Is improvisational comedy a way to vent?

391
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,342
Or do you want to say that you are searching?
About a new job?

392
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,303
I just want to be able to explore
Another thing.

393
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,348
This might be my way out.

394
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,642
I will no longer deal with low-level clients

395
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,770
They pay me extra to destroy
The lives of their partners.

396
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,194
These idiots are draining my soul

397
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,030
From my eyeball with a straw made of my guts.

398
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,658
- What a shame.
- Sorry for this terrible description.

399
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,124
How long have you had this feeling?

400
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,920
It's been on my mind a lot lately.
Increasingly in the past few weeks.

401
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,589
So sorry.

402
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,800
So am I.

403
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,094
I just wish you would have talked to me

404
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:47,723
Before jumping 30 steps forward
And planning a comedy special on Netflix.

405
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,642
Yes, the idea sounds ridiculous when you say it
Loudly.

406
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,563
Listen, you know I want you to be happy.

407
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,109
It's just complicated when you have a family.

408
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,654
You are right.

409
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:08,035
Maybe you hit an obstacle,
I must work to overcome it.

410
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,706
But will you be able to keep working?
As a divorce lawyer?

411
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:14,708
Yes.

412
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,505
I don't know what's wrong with me.

413
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:24,551
I have you and Faith.

414
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,386
I have everything I wanted.

415
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,265
- Except...
- That will never happen.

416
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,485
It's done. The Hansons just donated

417
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:45,322
Great generosity to Monica's campaign.

418
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,491
A clear conscience is priceless.

419
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,742
Really?

420
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,494
You owe me a thousand dollars.

421
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,204
Hey guys.

422
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,374
It wasn't us.

423
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:56,750
What?

424
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,753
Reddit has just identified the family,

425
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,381
They are George and Henrietta Sanderson.

426
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,966
-You're kidding.
-What do you think about that?

427
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,178
Is there any chance of getting our money back?

428
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,180
-Can we do that?
- No.

429
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:11,598
Well, maybe.

430
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,225
Forget it.

431
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,812
We may not be the terrible family we were meant to be,
But we were terrible enough.

432
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,648
Who would believe that our sympathy went unheeded?

433
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,984
I was about to start holding myself accountable for a moment.

434
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,320
But this is good news.

435
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,988
We weren't the worst.

436
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,281
This is an achievement.

437
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:31,701
Right, we should make it our family crest.

438
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,620
"We weren't the worst."

439
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,123
Let's not be the worst.

440
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,417
Let's not be the worst.

441
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,631
We just ask that you take it easy.

442
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,218
Five days ago you didn't even know
He is married.

443
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,388
To be fair, I didn't know I was married.

444
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,473
What is the harm in postponing the wedding?

445
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,393
-Just for a while.
- Thank you, Alan.

446
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,603
Now it's without Frankie to take over.

447
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,358
I agree with you that we are talking about a wedding.

448
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,319
But let's tie this knot at maximum speed.

449
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:07,988
Frankie, I just need a moment.

450
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,824
I still haven't come to terms with the fact that you lied to me.

451
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,659
I can explain the lie.

452
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:16,246
Sometimes Coyote gets really nervous
Before any important event.

453
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,540
Surely we can all understand this.

454
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:22,794
Weddings can be traumatic
For the happiest couples.

455
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,131
I threw up in the birdbath before my wedding.

456
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,550
You can both stop making excuses for me.

457
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,260
I am 40 years old.

458
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:33,054
So what are we waiting for? Let us marry you.

459
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,806
Jessica is only 36 years old.

460
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,558
Alan, you're not thinking about it.

461
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,853
What about things that could happen
Between now and November?

462
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:43,148
Murder hornets attack, snow falling
On cousin Debbie,

463
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,858
Coyote veers off the road,

464
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:47,736
"California" separates and becomes a part
From "Mexico".

465
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,363
What do you mean by veering off the road?

466
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,449
Is this what you are focusing on?

467
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,493
Which is definitely what I focus on.

468
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,745
Why do you say that?

469
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,122
You are under a lot of pressure.

470
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,543
In the past, you had a tendency...

471
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:08,173
When things are going well,
You'd probably be tempted to make it less good.

472
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,050
Oh my God.

473
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,095
You think I'm going to ruin it.

474
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,557
Unless you get married before you attack
Murder hornets.

475
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:21,561
Coyote, why did I just use your name?
In the verb form?

476
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:26,816
Because that's my mother's way of saying it
About her lack of trust in me.

477
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,235
In this case...

478
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:32,030
I'm going to second Alan's opinion about the whole wedding

479
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:34,491
I propose to postpone it indefinitely.

480
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,452
That's not how this phrase is ever used.

481
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:41,831
Sorry, Jessica, but obviously
Coyote isn't ready.

482
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:44,459
No, no. He's ready.

483
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,837
I just want to make sure it doesn't get in the way
In front of his own happiness.

484
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,091
Wow, mom.

485
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,469
I can understand...

486
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,639
Their doubts about me. But you?

487
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,939
Maybe I am what you think.

488
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,859
"Coyote."

489
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,368
What did you do?

490
00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:12,380
Translation of "Rayan Khatib"