1 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:18,212 I’m sorry, ma’am. You said green chile shrimp? 2 00:00:18,213 --> 00:00:22,555 Chicken. A green chile pupusa with chicken and a black coffee. 3 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,226 If there’s nothing else, you can move on to the next window. 4 00:00:25,227 --> 00:00:27,197 - What do you want? - Nothing. 5 00:00:27,198 --> 00:00:29,702 - This shit make my stomach hurt. - You never got anything like that? 6 00:00:29,703 --> 00:00:32,708 Did I ever get sued for two and a half million dollars? 7 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:34,411 What do I look like, Microsoft? 8 00:00:34,412 --> 00:00:36,248 You really poked the bear. 9 00:00:36,249 --> 00:00:37,450 I didn’t do anything. 10 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:39,789 According to her, you did a lot. 11 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:44,264 "Befriended, enticed, seduced, cajoled, cheated." 12 00:00:44,265 --> 00:00:47,605 Somebody went buck wild on Synonyms.com. 13 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:49,207 Come on. Move up! 14 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,479 What do you want me to do? There’s a line! 15 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:55,554 But I didn’t break the law. Look, it says right there. 16 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,527 "Everything Mr. Sterling gave me is a gift." 17 00:00:58,528 --> 00:01:02,434 How can she take back gifts? How is that even a legit lawsuit? 18 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:04,706 Here it goes: 19 00:01:04,707 --> 00:01:07,277 she’s saying he bought you shit with her money. 20 00:01:07,278 --> 00:01:09,481 "Community property." 21 00:01:09,482 --> 00:01:12,888 But some of this is income from my work at the Sterling Foundation. 22 00:01:12,889 --> 00:01:16,730 V, you really think Rochelle wants to drive all the way downtown... 23 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:19,301 and face you in front of a judge and everything? 24 00:01:19,302 --> 00:01:21,639 She doesn’t wanna acknowledge you exist. 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,577 You just gotta run up your little white flag... 26 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:25,447 and tell her you’re sorry. 27 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,660 It’s a red light. 28 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:33,831 - V, you just ran a red light! - I know how to drive. 29 00:01:36,436 --> 00:01:39,241 I thought we were going to my house. Why are you driving west? 30 00:01:41,345 --> 00:01:42,682 Are you insane? 31 00:01:42,683 --> 00:01:44,852 - I just wanna talk to her. - No, no, no, no, no. 32 00:01:44,853 --> 00:01:47,457 You said you wanted me to read a legal document, 33 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,461 not jump an elderly white lady. 34 00:01:49,462 --> 00:01:51,667 I’m not doing this, V. Take me home. 35 00:01:52,703 --> 00:01:55,239 What is she gonna do when she sees us pull up at midnight, 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,475 put out tea and crumpets? 37 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:58,446 She’s gonna shoot our Black asses. 38 00:01:58,447 --> 00:01:59,949 I’m not Black. 39 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:02,287 Be whatever you wanna be in your mind, you look Black. 40 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,661 And even if they just arrest us, you’re trying to adopt those boys, right? 41 00:02:05,662 --> 00:02:08,767 You wanna explain a fresh arrest in family court? 42 00:02:15,615 --> 00:02:17,417 Hazards. Hazards! 43 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:21,693 Listen. Unfortunately, it is a man’s world. 44 00:02:21,694 --> 00:02:23,362 God cursed Eve and all that. 45 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:25,667 But you can still make him do what you want. 46 00:02:25,668 --> 00:02:27,905 You need to make him so afraid of losing you, 47 00:02:27,906 --> 00:02:30,343 he will do anything to get her off your back. 48 00:02:31,613 --> 00:02:33,517 He used to do that on his own. 49 00:02:33,518 --> 00:02:35,854 You used to make him feel all Richard Gere. 50 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,627 Now you take the lifestyle for granted. 51 00:02:38,628 --> 00:02:43,537 Look, you have been blessed with blue chip pussy. Use it. 52 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,408 Make him feel like a big man again. 53 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:47,812 Blow his fucking mind. 54 00:02:57,599 --> 00:02:59,267 How do I look? 55 00:02:59,268 --> 00:03:01,873 We need to get you that HD makeup that deflects light. 56 00:03:01,874 --> 00:03:05,413 V, don’t go all Fast and Furious again. 57 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:08,620 You’re gonna give him an aneurysm with that ass. 58 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,562 You’re 31. Cream curdles. 59 00:03:13,063 --> 00:03:14,565 Same as playing ball. 60 00:03:14,566 --> 00:03:16,603 They give you 15 years to earn. 61 00:03:16,604 --> 00:03:18,807 Then you gotta find your own revenue stream. 62 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:22,280 Lean In, like that bitch said. 63 00:03:22,715 --> 00:03:24,484 I am. 64 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:27,023 I’m lining myself up to run the Clippers organization. 65 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:28,727 Oh, yeah. 66 00:03:28,728 --> 00:03:33,469 From sidepiece to C-suite, that classic American tale. 67 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:36,610 Don’t take it personal. 68 00:03:37,679 --> 00:03:40,617 They pay the Lakers Girls $85 a game. 69 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:43,757 It’s just not a sector where women thrive. 70 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,326 How’s everything fitting? 71 00:03:45,327 --> 00:03:47,498 Fabulous. Thank you so much. 72 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:50,671 Look, it wasn’t easy for me either. 73 00:03:50,672 --> 00:03:53,977 People think you make bank veejaying MTV Spring break. 74 00:03:53,978 --> 00:03:58,720 Three summers in South Padre Island, and I didn’t even keep the bikinis. 75 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:01,860 All I had was my name and a phone full of rich dick. 76 00:04:01,861 --> 00:04:05,366 And eventually, those numbers stopped working. 77 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:07,638 But your name is your moneymaker. 78 00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:09,775 People will buy your shit if you... What are you doing? 79 00:04:09,776 --> 00:04:11,378 They won’t miss ’em. 80 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:13,850 They cost a dollar to make, and they charge 200. 81 00:04:13,851 --> 00:04:16,523 With that kind of margin, do you think this hurts them? 82 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,328 Do you think $2.5 million hurts Shelly Sterling? 83 00:04:21,065 --> 00:04:24,004 There’s no such thing as stealing from a rigged game. 84 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:26,643 Shelly Sterling is the one who steals. 85 00:04:26,644 --> 00:04:29,515 She rips off her tenants, and she barely pays taxes. 86 00:04:29,516 --> 00:04:31,051 Anyway, I’m paying for this. 87 00:04:45,982 --> 00:04:47,317 Clippers’ curse. 88 00:04:48,186 --> 00:04:51,492 - What’d you say? - My dad says you’re cursed. 89 00:04:51,493 --> 00:04:53,462 Messed up the chance to draft Scottie Pippen, 90 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:55,500 Reggie Miller and Kobe Bryant. 91 00:04:55,501 --> 00:04:58,072 Every time you did get a good player, they got hurt. 92 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:00,878 Danny Manning and Ron Harper blew their ACLs. 93 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:03,015 Marques Johnson broke his neck and never played again. 94 00:05:03,016 --> 00:05:05,520 Team ruins every good player they get. 95 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:06,923 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 96 00:05:09,963 --> 00:05:11,600 Your face is cursed. 97 00:05:13,537 --> 00:05:14,805 Come on, DJ. 98 00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:16,810 Don’t worry about that damn kid, man. 99 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,988 Bleacher Report wants to profile DeAndre 100 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,059 on how he turned his free throw game around. 101 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:27,531 GQ wants something on JJ’s haircut. 102 00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:30,871 They can do that without talking to the players. 103 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,575 No press till we get through playoffs. 104 00:05:32,576 --> 00:05:34,477 Maybe he’s fast, even on his stumps. 105 00:05:34,478 --> 00:05:38,520 Hello, Doc. I’m talking about Oscar Pistorius. 106 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:42,060 He shot his girlfriend through a bathroom door. 107 00:05:42,061 --> 00:05:43,964 Listen, we have to keep it predictable. 108 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,502 These guys are freaks for routine. 109 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:50,744 CP has to do everything in threes or he gets very fucking nervous. 110 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:55,887 If JJ doesn’t have a baked potato at exactly 4:30, 111 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,125 he can’t even fucking walk straight. 112 00:05:58,126 --> 00:06:02,400 Let’s bring in meditation trainers like Oprah did with her company. 113 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:06,141 Create an impenetrable dome of mental stability. 114 00:06:07,578 --> 00:06:09,949 The gay kid from MSNBC. 115 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,786 He can deny it all he wants. 116 00:06:11,787 --> 00:06:14,492 He’s obviously Sinatra’s son. 117 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:18,432 Google it. Google the eyes. 118 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:21,839 Did we get disconnected? Goddamn touch screens. 119 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,510 Donald, I’m here. 120 00:06:23,511 --> 00:06:25,514 You’re a deep well, in your head a lot. 121 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,785 A lone hand like the Batman. 122 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:30,189 I’m the opposite, very social. 123 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,828 Love to talk, to laugh, to touch. 124 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:34,464 You can think while this is going on? 125 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:35,934 Some might think we wouldn’t get along. 126 00:06:35,935 --> 00:06:37,470 You were saying, Doc, about the, uh... 127 00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:39,074 "dome of stability." 128 00:06:39,075 --> 00:06:40,711 We’re not cramming for a math test, man. 129 00:06:40,712 --> 00:06:41,980 It’s the playoffs. 130 00:06:41,981 --> 00:06:43,817 Our guys need to be human Xanax. 131 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:45,687 Even with three seconds on the game clock. 132 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:47,190 Even with 12 million people watching. 133 00:06:47,191 --> 00:06:49,160 Even with the most prolific shit-talkers in the world 134 00:06:49,161 --> 00:06:51,098 passionately devoted to making them trip on their dicks. 135 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:56,576 ♪ America God shed His grace on thee ♪ 136 00:06:56,577 --> 00:06:58,913 How long does he usually go on? 137 00:06:58,914 --> 00:07:00,851 - Like 20 minutes. - That’s what this country is about. 138 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:02,588 - Sometimes an hour. - Sometimes all day. 139 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,990 I think of you as a kind of brother. 140 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:07,531 An Indiana guy with very long arms, half a freak. 141 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:08,933 I don’t know who you’re talking about. 142 00:07:08,934 --> 00:07:10,871 He can pick his toes without bending down. 143 00:07:10,872 --> 00:07:12,941 Come on. You know who I’m talking about. 144 00:07:12,942 --> 00:07:15,079 Where is SportsCenter? I just saw him. 145 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,916 Call Gary, Donald. 146 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:19,087 I don’t wanna get into trades until we’re closer to... 147 00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:22,695 My dermatologist says everybody’s looking at this guy. 148 00:07:22,696 --> 00:07:24,699 - Everybody. - Can you turn it down? 149 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,669 I’m going deaf on my end. 150 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:29,742 I got this peckerhead put new surround sound in. Now nothing works. 151 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:32,280 Donald, just put your thoughts in an email. I gotta go. 152 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:34,919 Oh, Jesus. What happened to Joe Piscopo? 153 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,156 - Comedian Joe Piscopo swaps... - He looks embalmed. 154 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,927 With another known entertainer. 155 00:07:38,928 --> 00:07:42,266 - Mr. Sterling. - Jesus Christ. What’s wrong with you? 156 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:44,605 Don’t you see I’m in the middle of something? 157 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,876 Hello? Doc? 158 00:07:46,877 --> 00:07:49,280 Now look. You cut me off. 159 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:53,690 You’re not gonna understand because you don’t do anything with your life, 160 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:58,734 but certain business relationships require a personal touch. 161 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,674 I needed to see you. 162 00:08:02,675 --> 00:08:05,112 I tried ringing the doorbell, but you didn’t answer. 163 00:08:05,113 --> 00:08:06,983 Did you swallow your fucking key? 164 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,872 What are you doing? 165 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:22,848 Get up. You’re embarrassing yourself. 166 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:25,521 What is this? 167 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:29,762 Everything you bought me. 168 00:08:30,698 --> 00:08:32,601 I’m giving it back. 169 00:08:32,602 --> 00:08:34,605 I didn’t know it was community property. 170 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:37,076 I don’t know what that means, "com... community property." 171 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:38,880 You’re not being clear. 172 00:08:41,285 --> 00:08:43,055 Remember where we got these? 173 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:47,063 The Beverly Wilshire, the Pretty Woman hotel. 174 00:08:47,064 --> 00:08:50,035 Remember at CUT, I didn’t even know that when you order a steak, 175 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:52,608 - it doesn’t come with a potato or anything? - V. 176 00:08:52,609 --> 00:08:56,148 I was scared to use the hotel robe because I thought they might charge you. 177 00:08:57,952 --> 00:08:59,822 And then you picked out these. 178 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:03,830 And you said they made my smile look so white. 179 00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:09,709 The ones I’d had in were yellow topaz from Claire’s Accessories. 180 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:12,681 I had nothing when I met you. 181 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,886 You saved my life. 182 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:22,835 A beautiful girl shouldn’t worry about where the money comes from. 183 00:09:22,836 --> 00:09:25,707 It makes me happy to give it to you. 184 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:28,178 That’s not what Mrs. Sterling thinks. She thinks I’m a thief. 185 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:30,249 Why do you worry about what Shelly thinks? 186 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,288 - She’s suing me. - She’s not gonna go through with it. 187 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:36,195 Honey, come here. Come here. 188 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:42,240 Now, what are you scared of? 189 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,079 Hmm? Tell me. 190 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:50,824 I’m scared she’s going to take everything away. 191 00:09:52,895 --> 00:09:54,866 How am I going to survive? 192 00:09:55,601 --> 00:09:57,738 How am I going to live without you? 193 00:09:57,739 --> 00:09:59,642 Shh. Shh, shh. 194 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,615 I’m not going anywhere. 195 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:05,954 I’ll talk to her. 196 00:10:05,955 --> 00:10:08,025 I’ll make it all go away. 197 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,742 I love you. 198 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,212 What’s she doing here? 199 00:10:18,213 --> 00:10:20,182 I love you, beautiful. 200 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:22,253 Now go wait at the Chevron. 201 00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:32,373 Shelly! 202 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:37,116 What is this? 203 00:10:37,117 --> 00:10:38,285 Are you nuts? 204 00:10:38,286 --> 00:10:39,454 Sixty years. 205 00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:41,391 I have worked so hard 206 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:44,297 to pretend we had a normal life for 60 years. 207 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:45,800 Stop and think what you’re doing. 208 00:10:45,801 --> 00:10:47,871 Why don’t you take a pill? 209 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:50,009 These are cherished memories! 210 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,779 These are make-believe. 211 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,783 Two people playing house, 212 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:57,858 and meanwhile you’re out flaunting your girls all over town. 213 00:10:57,859 --> 00:11:01,131 So everybody knows how pathetic I am. 214 00:11:01,132 --> 00:11:02,466 Nobody thinks that. 215 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,470 Everybody loves you. 216 00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:07,143 - Everybody but you! - Ow! 217 00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:09,080 I protect you. 218 00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:10,482 I hide your mess. 219 00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:12,053 And what do I get? 220 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:14,825 You bring it right back to my front door, 221 00:11:14,826 --> 00:11:18,065 letting her come here in the middle of the night. 222 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:19,367 Why did you come here? 223 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:20,837 I wanted to see you. 224 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:23,776 - Liar. - She’s just a kid. 225 00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:26,247 - You’re my girl. - She’s your girl. 226 00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:30,222 You don’t stroke my hair or pull me onto your lap. 227 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,759 You don’t sleep in my bed. 228 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,266 Honey, you’re jealous? 229 00:11:41,478 --> 00:11:45,486 Everybody has always wanted a piece of you. 230 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,926 When I came to Roosevelt, it was "Donny, Donny, Donny. 231 00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:53,335 Mr. Personality, captain of the gymnastics team." 232 00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:57,911 And then I saw you in your white shorts on the parallel bars. 233 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:03,790 I was jealous of the idea of any other girl having you. 234 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:10,069 Shelly, such passion. 235 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:13,309 If I was smart, I’d go out and get my own V. 236 00:12:14,345 --> 00:12:18,787 But you’re still that boy on the parallel bars to me. 237 00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:22,460 I don’t want anybody else. 238 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,068 I’m your husband. 239 00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:29,809 I’m always going to be. 240 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,950 My little turtle shell. 241 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,821 Yeah. 242 00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:19,007 Cashier needed up front. Cashier needed up front. 243 00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:22,246 Elgin. 244 00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:24,417 Hi, Doc. 245 00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:26,188 How are you, sir? 246 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,493 You look... 247 00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,497 Let’s not get into saying things we don’t mean. 248 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,333 No, you do. 249 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,638 I hear you’ve been able to do great things with the team. 250 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,609 Have you had a chance to watch us? 251 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,147 Not really. 252 00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:42,386 Twenty-two years working for Donald ruined 253 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,126 that particular pastime for me a little bit. 254 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:48,165 How you doing with him? 255 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:51,605 You know the mood swings, boundary issues. 256 00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:55,079 I mean, he’s a piece of work, but I’m managing. 257 00:13:56,616 --> 00:13:58,553 Some things can’t be managed. 258 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,594 Hey, why don’t you, uh, 259 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,998 let me have you and Elaine down for one of the playoff games? 260 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:06,435 It would mean a lot to the guys. 261 00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:09,040 It’s good to see you, Doc. 262 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,331 Oh, hey, man. 263 00:14:21,332 --> 00:14:23,135 Hey, Doc. 264 00:14:23,136 --> 00:14:25,507 I was expecting you to be this other guy. 265 00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:29,080 I changed my whole schedule to avoid this dude. 266 00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:31,084 He does this orgasmic breathing thing. 267 00:14:31,085 --> 00:14:32,486 Oh, I know that guy. 268 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:35,092 - He never wipes down the elliptical. - Yeah. 269 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,531 - I miss my home in Boston. - Mmm. 270 00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:40,637 I gotta have a ten-minute conversation just to get my car out of valet. 271 00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,239 They won’t let you self-park. 272 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,545 - Everybody wants a piece. - A big, friendly piece. 273 00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:47,551 But listen, you don’t wanna stick around in this building. 274 00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,657 You wanna get yourself a place up in the Bird Streets. 275 00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,561 Keanu’s up there. DiCaprio. 276 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:55,232 The bachelors like it because it’s near the Chateau. 277 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,303 - Oh, well, I’m... I’m married. - Right. 278 00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,173 Sure. 279 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:02,647 Of course, I brought in a decorator to redo my condo. 280 00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:05,285 She said she’d never done such an extensive renovation 281 00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:06,655 without the wife. 282 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,158 Wink, wink. 283 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:10,530 But you’re together, right? 284 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:13,703 Oh, yeah. We together. We good. We good. We good. 285 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:18,178 Although I do have a habit of thinking that everything is great, 286 00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:21,017 and then somebody taps me on the shoulder like this and says, 287 00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:22,353 "Look over there." 288 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,156 "You’re totally fucked." 289 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,662 It’s a fine line between optimism and obliviousness. 290 00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,733 Oh, yeah. 291 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,539 - I saw a great man today at the market. - Mmm. 292 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:36,549 Elgin Baylor, arguably one of the top ten players ever in the NBA, 293 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:40,489 and he’s the first dude to ever really play above the rim. 294 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:44,698 And then he went to the Clippers’ front office for a long time. 295 00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:48,305 Today, with a discount pork cutlet in his basket, 296 00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:52,213 he looked like he’d had a curse put on him. 297 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:54,685 Like something had killed the light in his eyes. 298 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,489 Maybe you heard the Clippers are cursed. 299 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,561 Now, I don’t believe that kind of stuff, 300 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:03,703 but today I felt like Elgin was warning me that I had the curse on me too. 301 00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:05,272 I just didn’t know it yet. 302 00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,546 When people tell you that you’re cursed, 303 00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:11,084 they just want you to fail. 304 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:14,692 Ask me, I think you’re doing all right. 305 00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,163 Thank you. 306 00:16:19,502 --> 00:16:21,805 - Hey. Let me ask you something. - Hmm? 307 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,444 How you get the line on your beard so tight? 308 00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:26,682 I microblade. 309 00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,418 Oh. 310 00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:31,324 So, "Why did Jess and Leslie invent Terabithia?" 311 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:37,336 Think of what was jacked up in their lives that made them want to escape 312 00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:38,506 to a magical place. 313 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:51,599 Mm-mmm. 314 00:16:58,312 --> 00:16:59,815 Ten more minutes and then set the table, okay? 315 00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:01,852 Okay. 316 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,823 - You’ve reached... - Donald Sterling. 317 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,527 Please record... 318 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:16,649 Nobody ever passed language arts dicking around on Snapchat. 319 00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:33,214 Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! Come on! 320 00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:36,187 Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! 321 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,126 - Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! - Come on! 322 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:41,799 Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! 323 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,705 Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! 324 00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:47,142 Let’s go, Clippers! Let’s go! 325 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:55,893 Hi. There was a mix-up with my ticket. 326 00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:58,699 I wonder, could you call up to Mr. Sterling, please? 327 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,439 Our orders already came from the Sterlings to limit VIP access tonight. 328 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,143 It’s getting close to the playoffs. 329 00:18:04,612 --> 00:18:05,613 You understand. 330 00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:06,882 Lob city! 331 00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:11,257 We wanna see you on the big screen, 332 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:16,300 so be up out of your seats, ready to cheer for your team! 333 00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:18,338 And don’t forget your bobblehead. 334 00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:19,741 Pick up your bobblehead... 335 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,337 You want me to tell you your essence? 336 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,774 - Andy. - Whoa! 337 00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:53,843 You all right? 338 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,479 Hi. 339 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,884 Uh, yeah. Just, uh... 340 00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,688 Just getting my steps in. 341 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,324 - Okay. - Yeah, okay. 342 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:14,450 - Mr. Sterling. - What are you doing here? 343 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:17,524 If... If I don’t answer your calls, it’s because I don’t wanna talk to you. 344 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,595 Yeah. I-I know. That’s why I came. 345 00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:22,500 Yeah. Um... 346 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:26,642 So V sent a recording to the front office last night 347 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:30,248 of a, uh... a private conversation between the two of you. 348 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:32,921 Uh, it was unflattering. 349 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,691 Why? What’s on it? 350 00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:36,795 Uh, maybe I can come up and play it for you. 351 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:39,568 Sure, Andy. Pull up a chair. Let me make you an iced tea. 352 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,805 Just tell me what’s on the fucking tape. 353 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,676 Um. It’s, uh... 354 00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:48,686 It’s a fight between you over V’s social media usage, 355 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:54,664 uh, her propensity for posting images of herself with, uh, African Americans. 356 00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,301 What does it show, Andy? 357 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:58,338 What’s on the video? 358 00:19:58,339 --> 00:20:00,275 Actually, it’s an audiotape. 359 00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:01,712 Well, then, actually who cares? 360 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,549 Only that, um... 361 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,820 Mr. Sterling, uh, the... the picture precipitating the fight 362 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:06,989 was of Magic Johnson. 363 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,696 So it might be of public interest, 364 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:16,307 and, uh, you make certain statements about African Americans. 365 00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:18,311 What’s going on? V sent a tape? 366 00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,748 It’s nothing, honey. 367 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:23,589 Andy’s giving himself palpitations over nothing. 368 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,726 - Can I hear it? - Uh... 369 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:29,835 Jesus, you two schoolgirls wanna go in a corner and braid each other’s hair? 370 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:32,574 It’s gossip. Waste of time. 371 00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:34,978 So, uh, what do you want me to do with it? 372 00:20:34,979 --> 00:20:37,449 Delete it, you deep thinker. 373 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,656 What about V? She must’ve meant it as a threat. 374 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,660 Honey, we took her tickets. She’s sulking. 375 00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:45,900 She’s not going to bite the hand that feeds her. 376 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:52,346 Andy, honey, you look like raw beef. 377 00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:54,585 Come inside. I’ll give you some sunscreen. 378 00:21:11,384 --> 00:21:15,425 Are there recommended treatments for people who work on camera, 379 00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:17,697 to perfect the skin’s texture? 380 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:20,636 A lot of our patients have seen improvement with laser therapy, 381 00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,441 but there’s no way to make scarring totally disappear. 382 00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:25,078 I didn’t say anything about scarring. 383 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,452 I’m so sorry. 384 00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:47,891 Dr. Behzadi is running just a bit behind schedule. 385 00:22:17,618 --> 00:22:18,686 Sorry. 386 00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:20,088 My lawyer referred me to 387 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,627 a Pierce O’Donnell for counsel. 388 00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,864 Is there an office back here? 389 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,737 Nay, he lives in the pool house. 390 00:22:27,738 --> 00:22:29,874 Oh. Oh, dear. Did we have an appointment? 391 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,578 Well, I’m Shelly Sterling. 392 00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,782 Damn it. I’m sorry. I’ve been missing calls. 393 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,991 Yeah. 394 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:42,600 Bert told me that this Stiviano woman has not responded to your suit. 395 00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:45,005 - Do you know if she’s retained counsel? - I don’t know. 396 00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:47,476 I only know she has recordings of my husband, 397 00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:52,887 and Bert told me you are the finest legal mind in America, is what he said. 398 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:56,193 Mrs. Sterling, a few years ago, 399 00:22:56,194 --> 00:23:00,001 I had a national practice, an A1 reputation. 400 00:23:00,002 --> 00:23:03,441 Variety called me "the Billion-Dollar Litigator." 401 00:23:05,513 --> 00:23:06,649 Please, have a seat. 402 00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:10,890 And I even wrote a book. 403 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,426 It became a bestseller. 404 00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:15,165 Here. Take one. 405 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:19,741 And then I donated a little more to a presidential candidate 406 00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:22,613 than is strictly legal, and everything went to hell. 407 00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:25,185 Multimillion dollars in legal fees, 408 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:28,659 a 60-day stay courtesy of the government at Lompoc. 409 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:31,163 And only by the grace of God did I have a friend 410 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:33,001 who was willing to let me live here. 411 00:23:34,738 --> 00:23:37,142 And I think that’s why Bert Fields has sent you to me. 412 00:23:38,579 --> 00:23:40,683 Because you live in a pool house? 413 00:23:40,684 --> 00:23:43,756 Because I know what it’s like to be humiliated 414 00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:46,595 and dispossessed. 415 00:23:49,802 --> 00:23:51,538 I won’t let that happen to you. 416 00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:59,988 Dealing with V has taken over my life. 417 00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:02,960 She is a bad, bad person. 418 00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:05,533 I got ahold of an audio tape. 419 00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:07,202 I listened to it. 420 00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:11,110 She made him say all kind of awful things. 421 00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:12,847 Put the genie back in the bottle. 422 00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,684 That’s what you and your husband are looking to do. 423 00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:15,720 Yes. 424 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,026 But I don’t want Donald involved. 425 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,932 His judgment... 426 00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:24,203 Murky, when it comes to women. 427 00:24:24,204 --> 00:24:26,140 Murky. Precisely. 428 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:30,048 Well, it’s just you and me and the detritus of my former life. 429 00:24:31,619 --> 00:24:33,522 Why don’t we listen to the tape? 430 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,542 He wasn’t himself. 431 00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:50,255 Why would you do that? 432 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,325 Are you stupid or something? 433 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,966 You wanna broadcast to the world that you walk around with a man like that? 434 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,235 Honey, I’m sorry. 435 00:24:57,236 --> 00:24:59,574 I’m sorry too. 436 00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:01,878 I wish I could change the color of my skin. 437 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:05,051 No. That’s not the issue. The issue is we don’t have to broadcast everything. 438 00:25:05,052 --> 00:25:07,590 I’m not broadcasting anything! 439 00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:10,061 Then why are you taking pictures with minorities? Why? 440 00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:13,301 What’s wrong with minorities? What’s wrong with Black people? 441 00:25:17,911 --> 00:25:19,681 You associate with Black people. 442 00:25:19,682 --> 00:25:21,751 I’m not you, and you’re not me. 443 00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:26,661 You’re supposed to be a delicate white or delicate Latina girl. 444 00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:30,034 I am a mixed girl, and you’re in love with me. 445 00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:33,609 I’m Black and Mexican whether you like it or not. 446 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,213 And you want me to have hate towards Black people. 447 00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:37,884 I don’t want you to have hate. 448 00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:40,689 That’s what people... They turn things around. 449 00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:44,196 I want you to love them privately. 450 00:25:46,802 --> 00:25:48,071 You think I’m a racist. 451 00:25:50,844 --> 00:25:53,214 I don’t think so. 452 00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:56,387 I think you have an amazing heart, honey. 453 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,894 But the people around you have a poison mind. 454 00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:01,297 It’s the world. 455 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,902 The Blacks are just treated like dogs. 456 00:26:03,903 --> 00:26:05,338 And is that right? 457 00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:08,645 We don’t evaluate what’s right and wrong. 458 00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:10,649 We live in a culture. 459 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,687 We have to live within that culture. 460 00:26:12,688 --> 00:26:15,058 But shouldn’t we take a stand for what’s wrong 461 00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:16,828 and be the change and the difference? 462 00:26:16,829 --> 00:26:18,932 I don’t wanna change. 463 00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:23,074 If my girl can’t do what I want, I don’t want the girl. 464 00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,384 There’s no need to get upset. 465 00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:30,221 Don’t come to my games. 466 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:33,629 Don’t bring Black people, and don’t come. 467 00:26:35,365 --> 00:26:39,373 Do you know that you have a whole team of Black people that play for you? 468 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:43,080 Do I know? I support them. 469 00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:47,022 I give them food and clothes and cars and houses. 470 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,291 Who gives it to them? 471 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:50,361 Does someone else give it to them? 472 00:26:50,362 --> 00:26:52,232 Do I know that I have... 473 00:26:53,468 --> 00:26:58,110 Who makes the game? Do I make the game? Or do they make the game? 474 00:26:58,111 --> 00:27:01,852 Is there 30 owners who created the league? 475 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,196 I’m not going to bring any Black people to the stadium. 476 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:10,670 Isn’t it easy to say that? 477 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,176 It’s easy for you to say that. 478 00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:18,117 I would never ask anyone not to bring someone based on race. 479 00:27:18,118 --> 00:27:21,457 It’s like saying, "Let’s just persecute and kill all the Jews." 480 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,427 You’re a mental case. 481 00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:27,803 - The Holocaust? We’re comparing to... - Racism, discrimination. 482 00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:29,106 There’s no racism here. 483 00:27:30,475 --> 00:27:33,883 If you don’t want to walk 484 00:27:34,752 --> 00:27:37,757 into a basketball game with a certain person, 485 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,428 is that racism? 486 00:27:54,056 --> 00:27:55,291 And then what did you do? 487 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,895 I’m sorry. 488 00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,398 I said I was sorry. 489 00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:02,105 - I deleted the picture. - I’m sorry too, okay? 490 00:28:02,106 --> 00:28:04,410 - Then I gave him a kiss. - We good? 491 00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:08,017 Were you surprised he reacted this way? 492 00:28:09,086 --> 00:28:10,088 No. 493 00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:13,796 Did you maybe want him to react this way? 494 00:28:15,065 --> 00:28:16,935 I wanted to make him jealous. 495 00:28:17,837 --> 00:28:19,439 He was taking me for granted. 496 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,445 We were supposed to go look at this piece of property, 497 00:28:22,446 --> 00:28:24,383 a duplex I wanted to buy 498 00:28:24,384 --> 00:28:27,055 to help get these kids I’m adopting into a better situation. 499 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,865 Well, anyway, that’s not even the worst tape. 500 00:28:31,866 --> 00:28:35,471 I have videos, pictures. 501 00:28:35,472 --> 00:28:39,947 I had to keep an archive because Donald always goes back on his promises. 502 00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,785 Are you suggesting blackmail? 503 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:46,327 I don’t want to do anything illegal. 504 00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:49,199 I just want them to drop the lawsuit. 505 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,836 That ship has sailed. 506 00:28:50,837 --> 00:28:54,544 Now that you have sent that tape to Mr. Andy Roeser, 507 00:28:54,545 --> 00:28:57,950 we are undoubtedly in a hostile situation. 508 00:28:57,951 --> 00:29:02,960 But... I don’t think Mrs. Sterling’s lawsuit has merit. 509 00:29:02,961 --> 00:29:06,534 The cars, the house... these are gifts. 510 00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:10,441 Mrs. Sterling may not like that her husband gave you gifts, 511 00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:13,915 but if I were to give to Meals on Wheels, 512 00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:18,992 and my wife hates Meals on Wheels and is made jealous by Meals on Wheels, 513 00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:20,896 what can she do? 514 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:25,973 She can be angry with me, but can she sue Meals on Wheels? No. 515 00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:30,014 Then we need to keep raising the stakes until they back off. 516 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:32,152 Look, these kind of people, 517 00:29:32,153 --> 00:29:35,859 they just want to show in public who has the power. 518 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:40,503 But what happens behind the curtain, that is negotiable. 519 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:44,610 We need to show them that I have the power. 520 00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:47,415 I don’t think that is the best approach. 521 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,419 But will you be my lawyer no matter what? 522 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,161 You are very Hollywood. 523 00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:55,465 Thank you. 524 00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,882 Welcome to Game One of the 2014... 525 00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:07,088 - Thank you. - NBA Western Conference playoffs. 526 00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:11,163 Now, the starting lineup for your Los Angeles Clippers. 527 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:17,910 At 6’4’’ tall, number four, JJ Redick. 528 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,423 At 6’7’’, number 22, Matt Barnes. 529 00:30:26,962 --> 00:30:32,962 And at 6’11’’, from Texas AandM, DeAndre Jordan. 530 00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:36,280 - Let’s go, Jordan! - Yeah! 531 00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:02,465 - Yo! - Watch your man! 532 00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:05,471 - Let’s go, Chris. - Let’s go! 533 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,608 Go, Chris! 534 00:31:07,644 --> 00:31:08,912 Shake and drive! 535 00:31:09,313 --> 00:31:10,448 There we go! Oh! 536 00:31:14,056 --> 00:31:15,993 - Breathe! - Get back! Get back! Get back! 537 00:31:15,994 --> 00:31:18,397 Yes, sir! 538 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,401 I hurt your feelings? 539 00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:22,405 - I hurt your feelings? - Come on. 540 00:31:22,406 --> 00:31:24,142 You a pussy. That’s what you do. 541 00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,113 How the fuck do you see the basket with those tiny eyes? 542 00:31:26,114 --> 00:31:27,382 Shut the hell up, man. 543 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,158 Come on! 544 00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:35,265 Make that, son! Yeah, son. Yeah, son. 545 00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:38,337 Breathe! 546 00:31:40,342 --> 00:31:42,378 Come on! 547 00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:44,182 Time out! Let’s go! 548 00:31:44,183 --> 00:31:47,188 It’s 48 minutes like any other game, okay? Slow it down. 549 00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:02,118 - I’m telling you, man. - Damn, she fine. 550 00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:03,588 Yeah, I see it right there. Shit! 551 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,426 Phones! Phones! 552 00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,636 What happens when you miss one minute on the Internet? 553 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:14,442 Scrimmage. Let’s go, now. Let’s go! 554 00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:16,446 - Set it up! Set it up! - Let’s go, boys. 555 00:32:16,447 --> 00:32:18,317 - Right there, right there, right there! - Hey! 556 00:32:18,318 --> 00:32:20,622 - Watch the block. - Let’s go, boy. 557 00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:25,064 Proving Sterling right, DJ. Should’ve traded your ass last summer. 558 00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:26,366 - Damn, Doc. Mm-hmm. - Damn, Coach. 559 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,237 - Check the ball up, yo. - What? 560 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,408 You need Blake to teach you how to inbound the fucking ball? 561 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,611 Let’s go! 562 00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:33,014 Come on, DJ. Come on. 563 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:35,719 Come on, fella. There you go. 564 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,057 - Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. - Stay focused. 565 00:32:38,058 --> 00:32:39,426 - Pass that back, Matt. - Let’s go. 566 00:32:39,427 --> 00:32:41,263 - Damn, you that lazy in bed, Matt? - Hop out. 567 00:32:41,264 --> 00:32:43,367 No wonder your wife is leaving you. 568 00:32:43,368 --> 00:32:44,637 Doc. 569 00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:47,008 Ay, he do this with the Celtics? 570 00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,246 Hell no. You don’t need a coach to be a sadist when you got Kevin Garnett. 571 00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:52,018 Oh! You miss KG, Big Baby? 572 00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:53,555 That’s good, 573 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:55,525 ’cause when he found out you were coming out here, 574 00:32:55,526 --> 00:32:58,665 he asked me when I was finally gonna send your ass to Jenny Craig. 575 00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:01,370 - Oh, shit. He calling you out, man. - What? 576 00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:04,242 You wondering why you’re not a champion like your friend LeBron? 577 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,280 Damn. 578 00:33:06,281 --> 00:33:08,618 Maybe it has something to do with your thin fucking skin. Let’s go. 579 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:11,123 - Let’s go. - By yourself. By yourself! 580 00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,392 Oh, left. My bad, JJ. 581 00:33:13,729 --> 00:33:15,464 - There you go! - There you go, man. 582 00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:17,068 At least my wife still loves me. 583 00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:18,304 Oh, shit. 584 00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,380 You like when Black guys joke, JJ? 585 00:33:23,381 --> 00:33:25,084 You like our game? 586 00:33:25,085 --> 00:33:26,621 If you gonna get more than that little forearm tattoo, 587 00:33:26,622 --> 00:33:28,357 you gonna have to say the N-word. 588 00:33:28,358 --> 00:33:30,428 You from Tennessee, ain’t you? I know you thought it. 589 00:33:30,429 --> 00:33:32,332 And if you thought it, then basically you said it. 590 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,668 - Yo, right. - Yeah! 591 00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:36,674 N-N-N-N-Never. 592 00:33:36,675 --> 00:33:38,477 Yes, sir. 593 00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:41,149 - I got it, I got it, I got it. - You gotta pass now. 594 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:46,260 Go! Let it go! Yeah! Yeah! 595 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:54,810 The Clippers wore out the Warriors tonight. 596 00:33:54,811 --> 00:33:56,547 The teams are tied up, 1 to 1. 597 00:33:56,548 --> 00:33:59,687 We’ll see each other in Oakland for game three. 598 00:33:59,688 --> 00:34:02,826 Bad boy Kanye West is back in the hot seat, 599 00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:07,468 arrested for sparring with a paparazzo outside LAX. 600 00:34:09,841 --> 00:34:13,782 - Snail jizz on your face? - It’s an illuminating mask. 601 00:34:13,783 --> 00:34:15,519 You don’t call before you come over? 602 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,523 I’m not calling your stupid ass. 603 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:20,428 And you shouldn’t call anybody either. Your phone may be bugged. 604 00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:22,599 A lawyer came to my house. 605 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,841 Squinty sea captain-looking guy, Mr. O’Donnell, asking about you. 606 00:34:26,842 --> 00:34:28,845 How did he get your address? 607 00:34:28,846 --> 00:34:31,551 I’m saying! They’re into your records. 608 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:34,189 He was asking all kinds of questions about your past. 609 00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:36,460 - What did you tell him? - I didn’t say shit. 610 00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:38,097 I am not involved. 611 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:43,173 But you need to be aware that Mr. O’Donnell knows a lot about you. 612 00:34:43,174 --> 00:34:45,846 Does he know I’m adopting Daniel and David? 613 00:34:45,847 --> 00:34:47,182 I don’t know. 614 00:34:47,817 --> 00:34:49,319 Why wouldn’t he? 615 00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:54,864 I mean, what happened? 616 00:34:54,865 --> 00:34:58,303 You had your outfit. I gave you my pep talk. 617 00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:00,474 Didn’t you go see Mr. Sterling? 618 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:03,548 Didn’t you tug his chain till he rolled over like a good boy? 619 00:35:03,982 --> 00:35:05,251 He doesn’t... 620 00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,359 We don’t do that. 621 00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:11,798 Don’t do what? 622 00:35:12,934 --> 00:35:14,302 We don’t have sex. 623 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,776 What the fuck do you do, then? 624 00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,547 It’s not... 625 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:21,851 It’s a friendship. 626 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:24,757 "A friendship." 627 00:35:27,196 --> 00:35:28,665 Shit. 628 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,168 Then you are truly fucked. 629 00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:40,689 You know, we win when we execute our plan and 630 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:43,561 and right now my job as coach is just to make sure... 631 00:35:43,562 --> 00:35:45,298 Shut up, Doc. 632 00:35:55,318 --> 00:35:57,388 Yeah, I’d like a black forest ham on ciabatta, 633 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,394 but do you have something a little bolder than the Emmental cheese? 634 00:36:00,395 --> 00:36:01,764 - What happened? - Yeah, no. 635 00:36:01,765 --> 00:36:03,635 Yeah, I’ll call back. Thank you. 636 00:36:03,636 --> 00:36:06,373 - Come in, come in. - I don’t want to come into your room. 637 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,713 I want to know what happened. TMZ has the tape. 638 00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:13,588 - What? - TMZ. They called me for comment. 639 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,725 The paparazzi scum, TMZ. 640 00:36:15,726 --> 00:36:18,230 Were you in jail a thousand years? 641 00:36:18,231 --> 00:36:21,504 - I know who TMZ is, but I did not give them the tape. - I know you didn’t. 642 00:36:21,505 --> 00:36:25,679 But why wouldn’t V at least give us a chance to buy it? 643 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,783 All right. We’re gonna have to put a PR team together 644 00:36:27,784 --> 00:36:29,687 and develop a media strategy. 645 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,659 I’m not letting this thing blow up in public. Are you crazy? 646 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:38,337 No, no. We need to find out how much it’s gonna cost to stop TMZ running the tape. 647 00:36:38,338 --> 00:36:40,909 Shelly, money is not gonna solve this thing. 648 00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:45,317 V didn’t negotiate with you because what she wants is attention. 649 00:36:45,318 --> 00:36:48,423 That is exactly the same thing that TMZ wants. 650 00:36:48,424 --> 00:36:51,396 Media strategy, huh? What are you after? 651 00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:53,635 - Your picture in Variety again? - Oh, come on. 652 00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:57,977 I have never done an interview in my life, and I’m not about to start now. 653 00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:01,517 And take your bestseller back. 654 00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:03,655 - 600 pages? - Shelly. 655 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,694 How much is there to say about Art Buchwald? 656 00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:10,434 Hey, Doc. Doc, one second. 657 00:37:10,435 --> 00:37:11,838 Um... 658 00:37:12,707 --> 00:37:14,342 I got a call from TMZ. 659 00:37:14,343 --> 00:37:16,547 They are about to publish a private tape of Donald. 660 00:37:16,548 --> 00:37:19,587 - They wanna give us a chance to comment. - What kind of private tape? 661 00:37:19,588 --> 00:37:21,289 I don’t know, a tape of him and V. 662 00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:23,460 They’re gonna put that on the Internet? 663 00:37:23,461 --> 00:37:26,066 Wide world of kink online. You know, th-th-there’s a market for everything. 664 00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:27,603 Celebrity porn is huge, 665 00:37:27,604 --> 00:37:29,439 even if the celebrity is not aesthetically... 666 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,744 Look, there’s always gonna be a tabloid story. 667 00:37:31,745 --> 00:37:33,648 - I don’t have time. - You literally don’t have time. 668 00:37:33,649 --> 00:37:34,950 Right. This is an Andy thing. 669 00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:37,388 Okay, I will make sure that Andy is on it. 670 00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:41,296 It’s just... We’re getting a copy if you wanna see it. 671 00:37:41,297 --> 00:37:43,935 - No. Right. - I have to to prepare for PR purposes. 672 00:37:43,936 --> 00:37:46,574 Just get that image out of my head, okay? 673 00:37:52,385 --> 00:37:55,759 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo baby pop Yeah you, come here Give me a kiss ♪ 674 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,930 ♪ Better make it fast Or else I’m gonna get pissed ♪ 675 00:37:57,931 --> 00:37:59,667 The whitest here. All the way. 676 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,640 That should get that image right out of your head. 677 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,344 ♪ Push it real good ♪ 678 00:38:05,345 --> 00:38:06,647 - So you know... - Have a good trip. 679 00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:08,751 TMZ is about to put out a tape 680 00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:11,122 of our idiot owner and his girlfriend. 681 00:38:12,694 --> 00:38:15,966 - Not gonna be a big deal. - Like a mixtape? 682 00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,839 - We’ll never speak of it again. - Girl from Oklahoma? 683 00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:24,482 - How’s your shoulder? - It works. 684 00:38:24,483 --> 00:38:25,852 They numbed me up. 685 00:38:25,853 --> 00:38:28,056 Might try some new shit for the inflammation. 686 00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,495 They do these therapies now with frog poison. 687 00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,432 No frogs until we win a championship, okay? 688 00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:35,004 No, you just keep it conventional. 689 00:38:35,005 --> 00:38:36,607 If it hurts tonight, I wanna know about it. 690 00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:38,878 Man, Doc, it’s the playoffs. Nothing hurts. 691 00:38:38,879 --> 00:38:40,849 - Bet that. - God! 692 00:38:40,850 --> 00:38:42,853 I’m just kidding. It’s the other shoulder. 693 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,523 Okay, slick. 694 00:38:50,736 --> 00:38:52,740 Play your game! Play your game! 695 00:38:53,508 --> 00:38:54,911 Work! Work! Work! 696 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:58,083 - Watch out. - I got him. 697 00:39:01,592 --> 00:39:02,960 Not today! 698 00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,630 The refs ain’t gonna save your ass today. 699 00:39:04,631 --> 00:39:07,401 Bingo! Your LA Clippers snatch 700 00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:09,673 a 2 to 1 lead over the Warriors. 701 00:39:09,674 --> 00:39:11,142 Winning ugly is beautiful. 702 00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:12,412 Doc! 703 00:39:14,817 --> 00:39:18,925 How about that? 704 00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:22,098 Tell your coach, next time, don’t make it so close. 705 00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:24,369 After I give him a big kiss, I will. 706 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,441 Where’s the valet ticket? 707 00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:29,713 - You took it from the guy. - I took it and gave it to you. 708 00:39:29,714 --> 00:39:31,851 Well, I don’t have it. Why would I have... 709 00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:34,523 What is your hurry? Don’t you wanna go to the locker room? 710 00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:36,961 Donald, we have to talk about what’s happening. 711 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:38,765 Why can’t you be happy? 712 00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:40,134 Look where we are. 713 00:39:40,135 --> 00:39:42,104 You’re worried about a big nothing. 714 00:39:42,105 --> 00:39:43,741 Mr. Sterling, you need your car? 715 00:39:43,742 --> 00:39:45,177 Yes. 716 00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,849 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 717 00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:49,720 - ♪ My name is CP ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 718 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,657 - ♪ I’m going vegan ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 719 00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:53,895 - ♪ But first I’m eating... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 720 00:39:53,896 --> 00:39:55,532 - ♪ ...the Warriors’ season Roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪ 721 00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:58,871 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 722 00:39:58,872 --> 00:40:00,742 - ♪ My name DeAndre ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 723 00:40:00,743 --> 00:40:02,679 - ♪ Oakland’s in trouble ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 724 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,850 - ♪ ’Cause I just scored... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 725 00:40:04,851 --> 00:40:06,587 - ♪ ...a double double Roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪ 726 00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:09,927 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 727 00:40:09,928 --> 00:40:11,998 - ♪ My name is JJ ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 728 00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:14,002 - ♪ I pulled the trigger ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 729 00:40:14,003 --> 00:40:15,872 - ♪ But what I won’t do... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 730 00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:23,053 ♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 731 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,723 ♪ My name is Doc ♪ 732 00:40:24,724 --> 00:40:27,194 Hey! 733 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:29,065 All right, guys. Listen. 734 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,604 I love the intensity you showed tonight. 735 00:40:31,605 --> 00:40:35,612 Everybody’s always saying that Oakland’s the grittier team. 736 00:40:35,613 --> 00:40:37,148 We’re all Hollywood and flash. 737 00:40:38,184 --> 00:40:39,654 You showed this town tonight. 738 00:40:40,723 --> 00:40:42,659 You have the grit. 739 00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:45,899 This is the stuff that championships are built on. 740 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,201 Aw, thanks, Dad. 741 00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:49,272 ♪ My name is Doc ♪ 742 00:40:49,273 --> 00:40:50,542 Oh! 743 00:40:50,543 --> 00:40:51,744 ♪ My game is pure ♪ 744 00:40:51,745 --> 00:40:53,514 ♪ Yeah ♪ 745 00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:54,550 - ♪ You got the curse? ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 746 00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:55,819 ♪ I got the cure ♪ 747 00:40:57,957 --> 00:41:00,762 ♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 748 00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:04,904 I’m sorry, Shelly. 749 00:41:07,877 --> 00:41:11,917 Chris, are you gonna put a ring on this finger? 750 00:41:11,918 --> 00:41:14,923 - You know it. - Well, why don’t you guys go out? 751 00:41:14,924 --> 00:41:16,226 Enjoy the city. 752 00:41:16,227 --> 00:41:17,829 He needs his beauty sleep. 753 00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:19,700 You want an Ambien, honey? 754 00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:22,304 Oh, no. No. That’s where I end up with that eternal sleep. 755 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,543 Ambien’s not bad for you. I take it. 756 00:41:24,544 --> 00:41:27,616 And look at me. A spry 70-something. 757 00:41:28,484 --> 00:41:31,289 You’re milking it. He turns 80 tomorrow. 758 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:33,293 - Happy birthday, Mr. Sterling. - Oh, tight. Happy birthday. 759 00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:35,097 You wanna sing for me? 760 00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:37,836 Nah, I’m good. 761 00:41:39,306 --> 00:41:43,848 ♪ Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me ♪ 762 00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:48,323 ♪ Happy birthday Dear Donald ♪ 763 00:41:48,324 --> 00:41:50,595 You’ve had "tee" many "martoonies." 764 00:41:50,596 --> 00:41:52,264 Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Sterling. 765 00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:54,637 - Go easy on the sleep aids. - Good night. 766 00:41:58,277 --> 00:42:00,882 Yawning’s contagious. You wanna yawn, do it on the inside. 767 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,690 I have to interrupt, Doc. 768 00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:05,759 It’s the tape. 769 00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:08,263 It’s out. 770 00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:10,334 The sex tape? 771 00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:11,838 It’s not a sex tape. 772 00:43:58,384 --> 00:43:59,385 I don't know if you saw 773 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:00,386 about the tape. 774 00:44:01,758 --> 00:44:02,893 Things are teetering on 775 00:44:02,894 --> 00:44:04,062 the verge of catastrophe. 776 00:44:05,031 --> 00:44:05,633 They tricked me 777 00:44:05,634 --> 00:44:07,001 in saying terrible things. 778 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:08,070 It's my world! 779 00:44:08,872 --> 00:44:09,406 You really need 780 00:44:09,407 --> 00:44:10,675 to put out a statement. 781 00:44:11,076 --> 00:44:12,679 I have a media strategy. 782 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,382 You leave a mess everywhere. 783 00:44:14,383 --> 00:44:15,251 People act like it's 784 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:16,253 wrong to want fame. 785 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:19,092 I want the heat off the place. 786 00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:20,128 You can't be out here 787 00:44:20,129 --> 00:44:21,229 making this man money. 788 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,035 What's your relationship 789 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,036 with Donald? 790 00:44:25,171 --> 00:44:26,239 I'm his silly rabbit. 791 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,108 He's what? 792 00:44:27,108 --> 00:44:28,108 What the hell? 793 00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:30,114 Sports, racism, money. 794 00:44:30,949 --> 00:44:31,718 There's something 795 00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:32,719 in it for everyone. 796 00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:34,122 I have hundreds of tapes. 797 00:44:34,323 --> 00:44:34,857 I am banning 798 00:44:34,858 --> 00:44:36,927 Mr. Sterling for life. 799 00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:37,897 If you come here, I 800 00:44:37,898 --> 00:44:39,265 will physically fight you. 801 00:44:39,466 --> 00:44:40,666 Well, that's a little extreme. 802 00:44:41,904 --> 00:44:42,939 You have to bargain with the 803 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,442 devil if you want to get ahead. 804 00:44:44,744 --> 00:44:46,012 Mr. Sterling! 805 00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:50,020 I'm the Lord Almighty as 806 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,155 far as you're concerned.