1 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:45,083 God is a smoker of Havanas 2 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:50,667 I see his gray clouds 3 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:57,917 I know that he smokes even at night 4 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,333 Like me, darling 5 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:05,542 You're just a smoker of Gitanes, 6 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:11,208 I see your blue curls 7 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:20,417 SMOKING CAUSES COUGHING 8 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:26,042 God is a smoker of Havanas 9 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:31,500 He told me so himself 10 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:38,625 Smoke sends you to Paradise 11 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:58,917 Can we pull over? 12 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,000 Again? 13 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:34,833 No way. 14 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,667 The binoculars, Dad! This is wild! 15 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:43,417 - What is it? - Pull up your zipper, Stéphane. 16 00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:45,458 The binoculars, please, quick. 17 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,042 Come on. 18 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,958 Don't drop them. 19 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:52,333 Yeah. 20 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:03,083 Fuck, it's them! This is wild! 21 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:05,083 Go see what's going on. 22 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,833 Unbelievable! The Tobacco Force, right there! 23 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:20,708 - Who? - The Tobacco Force, Dad! Fuck! 24 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,875 Just down there. Incredible! 25 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,792 The guys in tracksuits? 26 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,250 Forget it, you don't understand. 27 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,750 Coolest avengers in the world! 28 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,917 - In the whole world, really? - Yep. 29 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:09,542 No one told me he was vegetarian. I didn't think twice. 30 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,250 - I was talking salami, normal-like. - Ouch! 31 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,750 Everyone at dinner knew but me! 32 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:18,125 - How'd you blow it? - It was really stupid. i... 33 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:21,333 Guys! Come, we can't win this hand-to-hand. 34 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,083 He's way tougher! 35 00:04:23,292 --> 00:04:25,417 - Shit. - Let's give him a cancer! 36 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,208 Yes! My thoughts exactly! 37 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,083 - Come. - We're off! 38 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,083 - I'll finish later. - Deal. 39 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:36,958 We have to circle him so he gets totally confused. 40 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:38,250 Go on! 41 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:45,958 Positions! 42 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,167 He's confused! It's time! 43 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,292 Let's go, guys! Ready! 44 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,250 Go! Ammonia! 45 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:55,333 Methanol! 46 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:56,458 Benzene! 47 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:57,625 Nicotine! 48 00:04:58,208 --> 00:04:59,375 Mercury! 49 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:02,625 Get ready! 50 00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:05,542 I'm below max level! What's wrong? 51 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,917 You're not sincere enough! Focus! 52 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,792 I am sincere! Cut the shit! 53 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,208 What the fuck, Mercury? 54 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:12,542 It's not coming! 55 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,917 You're not sincere enough! I can tell. 56 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:16,708 Just one second. 57 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,042 Can you hurry? 58 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,167 I feel it! It's coming! Here it comes! 59 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,667 So let's go! 60 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:27,083 Tobacco Force 61 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:55,208 Most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 62 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:57,250 There! 63 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:03,708 So gross. 64 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,958 Good work, guys! 65 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,667 Nice job, dudes! 66 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:12,875 Sorry for the lack of sincerity. 67 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:15,250 I was in a bad place. Don't know why. 68 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,250 It happens to us all. 69 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:40,958 Norbert 500! 70 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:45,083 - See all this carnage? - Filthy. I'll rinse your costumes 71 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,167 before the blood stains the fibers. 72 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,542 - Get in line. - What a fucking pill. 73 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:53,583 Congratulate us before talking cleaning. 74 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:56,375 - You know he has no emotions. - Line up 75 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,583 in front of me. 76 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,917 How will you rinse us off? 77 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:03,792 Come on, get in a line. He's right, we're all gross. 78 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:05,542 Hey, Norbert, 79 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:08,250 did Chief Didier say he's happy with us? 80 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:11,625 Chief Didier did not ask me to tell you anything. 81 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:14,375 Don't move. I will activate the rinse. 82 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:20,083 Excellent! An integrated hose! 83 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,750 Hot water? I don't want to catch cold. 84 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:25,458 Listen to him. What a wuss. 85 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:30,000 I hope it shoots just water. See where it's located? 86 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:57,125 INCOMING VIDEO CALL 87 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,500 Hello, Chief Didier. 88 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:09,625 Hello, Nicotine. You're stunning as ever. 89 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,292 Thank you, that's sweet. 90 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:14,250 Am I dreaming or have your breasts grown larger? 91 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:20,292 I think so too. Actually, I'm sure they have. 92 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,750 It suits you well. 93 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,000 Thank you, Chief. 94 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,375 Get the others. 95 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:29,125 - I have something important to say. - All right. 96 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,250 It's normal. Just use deodorant. 97 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,125 I use it all the time. 98 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:36,167 Conf call with Chief Didier! 99 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:47,292 Hello, Chief Didier. 100 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,667 Hello, Tobacco Force. First let me congratulate you. 101 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:54,083 Tortusse got what he deserved. You should be proud. 102 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:57,875 - It was a beautiful killing. - Thanks, Chief Didier. 103 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,500 Now I have some less pleasant news. 104 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,917 Don't take it badly. 105 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:06,417 The meta-data of your last missions 106 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:09,958 shows that group cohesion has considerably weakened. 107 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,583 Oh yeah? 108 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,292 Really? 109 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:16,208 Really. I'll spare you the alarming details. 110 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,708 Some of you are becoming increasingly individualistic, 111 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:21,208 and I don't like that. 112 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:24,167 To keep performance and solidarity high, 113 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:27,667 I'm sending you on a retreat for a few days. 114 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:31,375 To boost team spirit, the hallmark of Tobacco Force. 115 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,042 A retreat? 116 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,750 Like a seminar, I guess. Right? 117 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:37,208 Call it what you will. 118 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:41,000 Underground base F77 will be your dormitory. 119 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,833 You can organize your days 120 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,292 as you see fit. 121 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,250 Okay, vacation time! Great. 122 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:49,250 - Totally. - Yes, but with a major objective. 123 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:53,583 Wait, it's just that I... i planned to spend time with my kids. 124 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,708 I don't see them often, so... 125 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,167 Forget it, Mercury, it's an order. You leave now. 126 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,958 You won a battle, but the War is far from over. 127 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:07,875 I need you all in top form for next week's mission. 128 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:11,667 Your opponent will be more ferocious than Tortusse. 129 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,292 Who is it? 130 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:19,542 Lizardin. 131 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,042 Himself. 132 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:24,000 My intel services intercepted a galactic email 133 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,917 from Lizardin's personal assistant. 134 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,833 It seems to suggest that 135 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,500 the bastard plans to destroy planet Earth before the year's end. 136 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,167 - What? - No! 137 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,917 We can't let a lizard destroy the planet. 138 00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:42,833 My thoughts exactly. Good thinking, Nicotine. 139 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,500 Thank you. 140 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,708 We think so too, we just didn't say it. 141 00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:48,750 One second. 142 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,792 Hello? Yes... 143 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:55,708 Yes, okay... 144 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,417 Fine, tell him I'm on my way. 145 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,500 I have to go to a business lunch. 146 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:05,333 The van is programmed to drive you to your retreat. 147 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,667 Enjoy your stay. 148 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,917 Rest up, look out for each other, and above all, 149 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,958 I'll say it again, work 150 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,417 on your group cohesion. 151 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:18,167 Only if you remain close-knit can you save the world. 152 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,875 See you later. 153 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:12,708 Hello. 154 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,750 I'm really sorry, but my son recognized you. 155 00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:21,583 He's over the moon. Can he get a pic with you? 156 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:25,833 Get ready, smile. 157 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,167 Perfect. I'll take one more. 158 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,375 One last one. 159 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,500 All done. Thanks! 160 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,708 Our pleasure. 161 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,750 Happy, my boy? 162 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:42,333 Over the moon, sir. You're my favorite. 163 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,875 Nice... 164 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:47,042 Let me tell you something life-changing. 165 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:51,917 Our name is Tobacco Force, but we're all anti-cigarette, really. 166 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,542 - So Why the name? - I'll explain, you'll get it. 167 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:59,542 We use the negative energy from tobacco as a weapon, see? 168 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,833 To suffocate our adversaries until they die. 169 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,875 We've never smoked in our lives, never 170 00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,542 Why are you telling me? 171 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,833 So you don't screw up like your dad. Look at him. 172 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,042 Think he looks smart? 173 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:19,042 - I don't know. - He looks like an idiot. 174 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,375 Trust me. 175 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,167 Don't touch that shit. 176 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,208 Smoking sucks. 177 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,167 It causes coughing. 178 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,083 Great location! 179 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,583 Oh my God, it's gorgeous! 180 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,833 Oh yeah, so, so sweet. 181 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,500 No kidding, I haven't seen a lake in 20 years. 182 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,708 It's mind-blowing, literally. 183 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,167 Think we can swim in it? 184 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,292 It's water. 185 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:35,208 - Maybe there are germs. - It looks clean. 186 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,167 We're so lucky! 187 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,000 Where is Norbert going?