1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,372 So what does this soul look like? 2 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,874 He's a Mongolian warrior from the 13th century. 3 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:11,103 Whatever they look like... that's who we're after. 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,635 Traditional Mongolian dress is called a del. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,238 It's worn by both men and women. 6 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:17,647 It's widely worn by Mongolians today. 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,050 - Is that so, Professor? - Hey, don't mock me, okay? 8 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,748 History Channel docs are a great way to break the ice with the ladies. 9 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,313 What ladies? 10 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,325 All right, he just got out of hell yesterday. 11 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,259 Devil said he'd come here to steal a horse. 12 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,387 And he's skilled with swords, spears and knives. 13 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,524 He could probably snap your spine with his bare hands. 14 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:37,060 Maybe you guys should cover the other exit. 15 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,298 Cover the exit with what, our spines? 16 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:42,672 Yeah, you have that. We're sticking with you. 17 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,947 He's probably hiding. Keep your eyes open. 18 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,886 - Look. - What? What? 19 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,821 Bunny. 20 00:00:56,856 --> 00:01:00,121 Oh, he's gonna get crushed by the horse. Cover me, okay? 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,889 - Ben, what are you doing? - Ben. 22 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,389 Idiot. 23 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:15,564 - Isn't he cute? - No no no, Ben, no. 24 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:17,576 Can we keep it? I've always wanted a rabbit. 25 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,237 No, my house... my rules. No pets. 26 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,803 It's our house now. 27 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,748 Can we discuss this later? We need to find the stupid soul. 28 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,614 Look out. 29 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,464 Sock, the phone... it's freaking him out. 30 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:50,703 I'm gonna call you. 31 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,938 Yeah. 32 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:58,007 Oh, who's the big, tough, 33 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,952 stupid, stinky Mongolian now, huh? 34 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,579 I'm just a primitive being. 35 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,715 I don't understand your modern technology. 36 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,062 Ben, get the vessel. 37 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,223 Ben, drop the rabbit. 38 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,326 Ben, drop the stupid rabbit. Get the vessel. 39 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,803 Get the vessel. 40 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,305 Whoa whoa whoa. 41 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,914 I got it. I got it, guys. 42 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,714 I got it. 43 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,922 What? 44 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:51,094 That's the soul who figured out how to get out of his deal with the devil? 45 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,196 Yep. I'm gonna hang these up all over town. 46 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,104 I don't know how else to find the guy. 47 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:58,440 "Large reward." Exactly what do you mean by "large"? 48 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,038 I got a gift certificate to Outback. 49 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:05,242 - $30. - Ooh, nice. 50 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,685 Hey, have you seen the bok choy? 51 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,247 King Charlie here just loves it. 52 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:14,089 Didn't Sock say you were supposed to leave it out in the garage? 53 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,357 Yeah, but he doesn't like it in there. 54 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,421 He needs to be inside. 55 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,227 Besides, he won't be any trouble. 56 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:25,434 You know, Ben, 57 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:29,464 when was the last time you went out on a date with a girl? 58 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,239 - Why? - I'm just saying 59 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,610 sometimes when you get lonely you sorta... 60 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,877 you get really attached to animals. 61 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,508 That's not... 62 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,042 this is not about that. 63 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,987 Don't listen to him, King Charlie. 64 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,546 He's just jealous. 65 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,821 Don't you dare listen to him. 66 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,429 Time to... 67 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,435 wake up, brother! 68 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:57,936 No, Ben, not today. 69 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,838 Hey, top of the morning to you! 70 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:04,900 I can't believe I'm wrestling with my brother. 71 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:07,742 Believe it. Come here. 72 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,782 So fun! 73 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:13,615 So fun. So excruciatingly fun. 74 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,644 What are you doing? What are you doing? 75 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:16,916 Oh, okay, all right. 76 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,117 - One, two... - No, you don't. 77 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:21,319 Okay, all right. Hello. 78 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,797 Oh, why, Sam, why is she torturing me? 79 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,595 Oh my God, I can't handle it. I'm cracking up. 80 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,966 - Oh, brother. - What the hell? 81 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:33,029 It's like she's waterboarding my boys, Sammy. They're constantly blue. 82 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,937 You got the Blue Man Group in your pants. 83 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,876 Shut up, Ben. Whoa, hey, what the hell is that? 84 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,139 Easy, you're scaring him. 85 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,840 I don't care. Get that thing out of here. 86 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,872 Dude, what's your problem? He's not hurting anybody. 87 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:46,646 Okay okay, house meeting. House meeting. 88 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,278 First item up. I propose a vote. 89 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,983 We put a ban on all bunnies being in the house 90 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,322 at any time for any given reason. How about that? 91 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,088 - Second it. - All in favor? 92 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,221 - Aye. - Sam. 93 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,561 - All opposed? - Can we talk about this? 94 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,123 Thank you. The ayes have it. 95 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:04,364 Take the vermin to the garage now. 96 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,168 Make sure you tell your little buddy to bundle up out there. 97 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,571 It gets good and cold at night. 98 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,803 But in terms of your basic benchtop, this really can't be beat. 99 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:17,008 It's lightweight, mobile and a really great value. 100 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,041 - How big is the blade? - 10". 101 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,451 - Motor? - Single-phase, 120-volt, 102 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,785 34-50rpm and a 27" fence. 103 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,222 Anything else? 104 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,351 I think that's it. You certainly know your merchandise. 105 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,361 Mm. 106 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:32,421 Are you one of those secret shoppers... 107 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:33,898 you know, they send you from corporate 108 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,833 to see if we know our stuff? 109 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,028 Was I that obvious? 110 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,731 No, actually. You were really good. 111 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,103 Well, you were amazing. 112 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,903 Do me a favor, will you? 113 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,069 - Yeah. - I can only do my job 114 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,341 if none of your co-workers know I'm in the store. 115 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,211 Could you...? 116 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,910 Yeah, my lips are sealed. 117 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,078 - Secret shoppers? - Yeah, they pretend to be customers 118 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,382 but they really work for the Bench. 119 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,150 They write up reports on employees. 120 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,750 You remember Andrew Fink? Yeah, he got fired last year 121 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,851 because he tried to sell a secret shopper weed. 122 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,521 They spy on us? They can do that? 123 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,861 Yeah, of course they can. They can do whatever they want, man. 124 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,128 They're a big, giant evil corporation 125 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,431 representing everything that's wrong with this country. 126 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:11,801 Excuse me... 127 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,499 Shush shush shush. 128 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,905 I have a message for you and your boys up at corporate, my friend... 129 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,910 I'm watching you watching me 130 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,208 watching you. Believe it. 131 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,841 Narc! 132 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,407 I just wanted some rope. 133 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,885 - Sorry. - I'm sorry. 134 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,451 Place the vessel on the mat. 135 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,755 I don't have a vessel. 136 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,091 Great. Next. 137 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,596 No, hold on, please. I need a favor. 138 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,791 Can you hang this up in here? 139 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,865 No. Get out of here. 140 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,394 Hold on a second. Did you see that? 141 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:47,599 You recognize him. 142 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,904 All you meat bags look alike. 143 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,968 This is a federal building. No private bills can be posted. 144 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,980 - No, you know him. - Gladys, come on. 145 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,482 I just need to track him down. His name is Alan Townsend. 146 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,280 He used to be in hell. I need an address. 147 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:01,980 - Not a chance. - I got you out of hell, remember? 148 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,489 Once. 149 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,823 You're never gonna let me live this down, are you? 150 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,925 I can't talk here. 151 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,989 Tonight, 8:00, look out your back window. 152 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,297 I'll flash a light. When you see that, go outside. 153 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,326 Next. 154 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,428 Oh, Sammy, 155 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:57,034 that look on your face... priceless. 156 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,976 Yeah yeah, you're hilarious. 157 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,310 Hey, you ever hear that noise again, buddy... you just start running. 158 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:05,374 On second thought, forget about it. You'd probably already be dead. 159 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,749 At least you'd know what killed you. 160 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,186 - What are you talking about? - Demons. 161 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,385 That's the sound one makes when it's hunting its prey. 162 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,394 You don't recall a certain demon rebellion 163 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,453 that sort of tried to assassinate you, 164 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,328 what with you being my son and all? 165 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:20,423 Right right. 166 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,093 Well, I try to watch your back, buddy, 167 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:24,534 but you gotta remember, I'm a busy guy. 168 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,060 It's an election year. 169 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:28,369 Okay, I know. I'll handle it. 170 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,773 All right. Oh, and one other thing... 171 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:34,871 assuming you're not torn apart by demons in the next few hours, 172 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:38,042 you might want to try and catch your soul sooner rather than later. 173 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:41,281 Those Mongols conquered half the earth. 174 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,880 And I have a feeling this guys is gonna adapt 175 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,721 to life in the 21st century pretty quickly. 176 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,227 Okay. 177 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,298 Your copies are done. 178 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,597 Right. Thank you. Thanks. 179 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,433 Thank you. Thanks. 180 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,132 I'm always here to help. 181 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,410 Remember to keep focused... 182 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,884 In and out. 183 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,356 She's torturing me, Sam. 184 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,916 She's like a prison guard at Gitmo, 185 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,791 got my bonbons all locked up. 186 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,592 She's not trying to torture you. She's exercising. 187 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,764 This is so unfair. 188 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,704 I am not her brother. I don't even look like her. 189 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,230 Why does she insist on labeling me as a brother? 190 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:39,039 I just want her to see me the way the rest of the world does. 191 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,136 And how is that? 192 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,477 As a sexual magician. 193 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:45,575 I gotta open her eyes, change up the game, 194 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,950 explode the paradigm, you know. 195 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,750 She's really flexible. 196 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,917 I know. It's crazy. 197 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,927 I got it. I got it. 198 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,429 I'll take her dancing. Chicks love to dance, right? 199 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,727 They love to get drunk when they dance. 200 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,632 And more importantly, I can straight up shake this ass. 201 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,637 I start popping and locking and she's gonna go bonkers, right? 202 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,639 Absolutely. 203 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,540 Sock, can you spot me on this move? 204 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:11,975 Can I? 205 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,706 Gangway. 206 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,509 Okay. Oh, look at me 207 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,576 spotting you. 208 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,560 I'm sorry you gotta stay out here, little man, 209 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,563 but my roommates have very little respect 210 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,189 for anything but themselves. 211 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,724 Anyway, I got you a present... 212 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,499 a tiki torch. It's nice, right? 213 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,506 Scented with a little citronella 214 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,634 to keep the bugs away. 215 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,702 Now we're living large. 216 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:54,143 She got me in a headlock again, Sam. 217 00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:00,157 Hello? 218 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,962 Gladys, where are you? 219 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,409 Let him go now! 220 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:20,344 Hey! 221 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,407 Hi. 222 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,772 Hello. 223 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:50,969 Surprised to see me? 224 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,069 A little bit, yes. 225 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,808 I almost got my throat ripped out last night. 226 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,873 Drama queen. 227 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:01,876 You sent a demon in my house to kill me, Gladys. Why would you do that? 228 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,513 We're in a book club together. 229 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,251 So you agreed to have me assassinated? 230 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,418 These book clubs are a lot of pressure. 231 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,553 I want you to look at that computer 232 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,426 and find Alan Townsend right now. 233 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,970 There. Happy? 234 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,372 Before I look at this address 235 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,377 I want you to remember who my dad is, 236 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,606 because if this is another setup to get me killed, 237 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,614 I think Dad would be very upset about that 238 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,616 and would want to punish all those involved. 239 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,515 Am I clear? 240 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,457 Thanks. 241 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,199 This place is awesome. 242 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,768 I know. 243 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:03,111 It's so nice that we can do stuff like this, you know, 244 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,174 just me and my brother hanging out. 245 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,048 Yeah, just hanging with your bro, 246 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,487 or just a dude who technically is not related to you, 247 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,582 but has so much in common with you, it seems like he should be... 248 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,525 not in blood relations kind of way, but... 249 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,118 Oh, I love this song. 250 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,323 Me too. Let's do it, come on. 251 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,966 Oh, Sock. 252 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,175 Like that? 253 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,187 - Yeah. - Wow. 254 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,746 Come here, baby. 255 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:54,787 Would you like to dance? 256 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,505 So you think you can actually get this guy to help you? 257 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:21,417 I hope so. We do have a common enemy in the Devil. 258 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,154 What? 259 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,887 How great would it be if this actually worked, 260 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,055 if I actually got out of my deal with the Devil? 261 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,654 I know. 262 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,996 I don't want to jinx it, but if this actually happened... 263 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,592 It would be amazing. 264 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,398 Yeah, no more Devil, no more souls. 265 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,564 - We could actually be a normal couple. - Yes. 266 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,335 - Do normal things. - Yes. 267 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,342 Ooh, we could go on vacation. 268 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,503 Yes, like a real vacation... Paris. 269 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,671 We could go to Malta. 270 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,510 I don't even know where that is. 271 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,348 But first he has to help you. 272 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,877 I know, I know. 273 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,480 It's fun to think about. 274 00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,786 Yeah. 275 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,793 I'm starving. 276 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,920 I'm gonna go to the convenience store on the corner. 277 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,760 - You want anything? - No, I'm good. 278 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,790 Be back in a jiff. 279 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,302 You two seem very much in love. 280 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,831 Why do you always have to do that? 281 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:20,072 I just think that love is really wonderful. 282 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,443 Whatever. 283 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,541 So what are you doing here? 284 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:31,148 I was looking for the Mongol. 285 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,158 I had a hunch and Andi wanted to help... 286 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,923 Eh, that fish is a week old, Sammy. I'm not buying it. 287 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,328 - I got... - I know what you're really doing here... 288 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,333 making time with your gal, 289 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,200 looking to steam up the windows. 290 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,898 Meanwhile... 291 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,566 In local news, a man on horseback 292 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,098 rampaged through a downtown area today, 293 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,737 vandalizing property and robbing several stores. 294 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:57,112 Police warn that the man is extremely dangerous and not to... 295 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,912 You hear that? 296 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,919 - The police are after him. - I know. 297 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,615 I don't want that soul in a police jail. I want him in my jail. 298 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,751 I'm concerned that you're allowing yourself to become distracted. 299 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,057 A $10,000 reward is being offered 300 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,859 for any information leading to his arrest. 301 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,092 Chips? 302 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,760 We gotta go. 303 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,792 What? 304 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,553 So this dude with these curly slut bangs starts dancing with her. 305 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,223 And she completely lets him. 306 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,130 - It's like I wasn't even there. - That sucks. 307 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,192 I know. I was pulling out this move too. 308 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,761 How do you ignore that? 309 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,568 I don't know. I couldn't. That's a great move. 310 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,040 Thank you very much. I just want a little acknowledgment. 311 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,044 Oh, this is where Ben said to meet him. 312 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,685 Chao anh, gentlemen. What's that? 313 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,350 It's the vessel. Where's the soul? 314 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,326 - He'll be here. - How do you know? 315 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,659 History. Observe, if you will. 316 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,188 All right. 317 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,361 Benjamin. 318 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,133 So, as any scholar will tell you, the Mongols first invaded China, 319 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,697 then Korea, all the way down to Vietnam. 320 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,710 Now, similarly, our soul first ransacked 321 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,507 a Chinese restaurant, 322 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,104 then a Korean barbecue. 323 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,447 One guess as to what he's gonna hit next. 324 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,713 Don't tell me it's a Vietnamese restaurant. 325 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,379 It's gonna be a Vietnamese restaurant. 326 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,413 And this one just happens to be the best one in Little Saigon. 327 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,391 Ben, I don't think it works that way. 328 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,519 Ignore history, Sam, and see what happens. 329 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,529 So what, we're just supposed to wait here? 330 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,929 Benjamin, do you happen to have the rest of the pieces? 331 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,059 Way ahead of you. Try the bahn pho. 332 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,092 - It's really good. - I will. 333 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,264 I don't care who you are. It's a 15-minute wait. 334 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,176 It's the Mongolian. 335 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,702 Where the hell did he get a suit? 336 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,450 Devil said he could adapt. Come on. 337 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,145 Benjamin. 338 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,881 Come on, Ben. 339 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,155 Get people out of the kitchen! 340 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,833 Wait wait wait. Stay back. Stay back. 341 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,314 Are you kidding me? 342 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,274 So you have to admit I was right. 343 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,646 No question, the best Vietnamese food in Seattle. 344 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,548 No, about the soul, nimrod. 345 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,746 Ben, you were absolutely 100% right. 346 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,652 I am sorry we doubted you. 347 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,623 Thank you. So with those facts on the table, 348 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,216 I'd like to reopen the vote. 349 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,525 King Charlie should be allowed to live inside the house. 350 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:07,896 Benjamin, that smelly beast is not setting foot inside this house, okay? 351 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,924 Plus, you need someone to second the motion 352 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,095 to reopen the vote. Out of luck, pal. 353 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,128 Sam? 354 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,141 I found the soul. 355 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:20,167 I saved your life from the demon. 356 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,839 You have to second the motion. 357 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,912 I second the motion. 358 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,418 Yes! All right, cool. A new vote... 359 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,785 all those in favor of King Charlie living inside the house, 360 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,847 please raise your hand. 361 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,851 Opposed? 362 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,295 - What? - I'm sorry, Ben. It was a close vote. 363 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,320 - This is crap. 364 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,629 It's parliamentary procedure. It's not crap. 365 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,000 It's crap. 366 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,403 Parliament, Ben. 367 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,836 What's up, bro? 368 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,471 Topher. We met the other night. 369 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,504 I'm here to pick up Kris... 370 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,347 Come on in, bro. 371 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:13,020 So, Toph, tofu, 372 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,693 - what do you do? - Do? 373 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,861 Yeah, do for a living. 374 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,871 My dad owns a car dealership. 375 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,305 Oh, look at you... a self-made man. 376 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,504 All right. Very proud of you. That's impressive. 377 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,671 Here's the thing... 378 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,011 Kristen is not like other girls. 379 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,845 She is smart and she is kind 380 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,680 and she is very very special. 381 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,744 So if you think you're gonna waltz up in here 382 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:39,245 and put another notch in your belt, my man, you are sorely mistaken. 383 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,589 Because she is my sister. 384 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,652 And the only one allowed to have sex with her is me. 385 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,926 Hey, To. 386 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,559 Sock, you remember Topher? 387 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:52,195 - Uh-huh. - He's taking me dancing. 388 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:55,764 Funzies! 389 00:22:59,444 --> 00:23:02,311 If she were my sister, I'd probably want to do her too, 390 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:06,716 because that ass is crazy doable. 391 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,557 Oh my God. 392 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,796 Oh my God, I did that. 393 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:27,737 Oh, dude, oh, I'm so sorry, man. That was way over the line. 394 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,331 Listen, I'm not only a violent person. 395 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,342 I'm very tender, very gentle and kind. 396 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,573 You want a bottle with some ice? 397 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:35,773 Just leave us alone. 398 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,146 Go. 399 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,445 Are you okay? 400 00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:51,751 Come on, it's not that bad. At least he didn't call the cops. 401 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,732 It's terrible, Sam... all of it, all right? 402 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:59,396 - Sock. - My sister hates me. 403 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,406 I just... you know what? 404 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,431 I need you to leave right now. 405 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,103 Please just respect my privacy 406 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:08,908 and go. 407 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,085 I see you. 408 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,281 Excuse me? 409 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:21,156 You have been coming in here every day this week, 410 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,890 walking these aisles, stealing furtive glances, 411 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:28,457 hoping, waiting, fantasizing. 412 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,298 I'm sorry. I think you're confused. 413 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,770 No no no, there's no confusion here, sexy lady. 414 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,399 Yeah, no, I know the drill. 415 00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:40,002 A lonely hausfrau cruising the Bench, 416 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,536 looking for a fleeting moment of passion 417 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:44,549 with anyone that will have them. 418 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,710 Sir, I really don't think 419 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:49,219 that you want to continue this line of conversation. 420 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:50,881 Don't worry. You aren't the first 421 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,321 and you won't be the last. 422 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:56,191 But you will be the seventh. 423 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,490 What did you say your name was? 424 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:02,398 Ted Gallagher, manager. 425 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,728 - Sock, Sock. - Leave me alone. 426 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,398 Listen to me. Ted hit on the secret shopper and he got fired. 427 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,465 He's about to leave. 428 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,601 Agh! Where? 429 00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:28,158 You're gonna hear a lot of terrible things about why I was dismissed... 430 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:31,094 words like "harassment," "sexual advances," 431 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,188 "inadequately endowed." 432 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:36,564 - Sir, please. - Detective... 433 00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:39,001 thank you. 434 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,062 But what kind of world is it where a man can't 435 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,074 simply say hello to his neighbor, 436 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,542 can't strike up a conversation with a pretty lady, 437 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:49,570 can't flirt harmlessly, tell her about his hobbies and passions? 438 00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:51,241 Not the kind of world I want to live in. 439 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,251 I'll tell you that right now. 440 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,686 And just to be clear, sex swings have been around for thousands of years. 441 00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,384 It's not like I invented them. I wish I had. 442 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,120 Sir, you need to leave immediately. 443 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,128 I've been authorized to use force. 444 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,361 I can't really... 445 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,894 Don't don't don't. Don't analyze. 446 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:18,103 Just savor. Savor. 447 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,964 Wait, Alan, hold on. Wait, Alan. 448 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:47,437 I'm not here to catch you. I just want to talk. 449 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:48,905 I just want to talk. 450 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,771 I'm not gonna talk to you. You work for the Devil. 451 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,642 I do not work for him. He owns me. My parents sold him my soul. 452 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:56,272 I'm going to hell when I die and I didn't have anything to do with it. 453 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:59,442 That sucks, man, but I can't do anything for you. 454 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,475 Yes, you can. You can tell me how you did it. 455 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:03,714 Just tell me how you got out of your deal with the Devil. 456 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:07,521 I'm sorry, but I'm done with this. 457 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,789 I got a second chance and I'm not gonna blow it. 458 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:12,388 I can't risk talking to you. I can't risk helping you. 459 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,557 I gotta stay off the Devil's radar 460 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,362 and I gotta avoid any temptation of any sort. 461 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,130 Yeah, but that's never gonna happen. 462 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:20,034 You're always gonna be on his radar. 463 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,039 He's always gonna find a way to tempt you. 464 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:24,200 No matter what you do, where you hide, 465 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:28,008 he's gonna find a way to get you into hell 466 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:29,911 unless I help you. 467 00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:33,874 I know how he operates. I know his tricks... 468 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,749 some of them. And he trusts me. 469 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:38,415 I might be the only person in the world to keep him away from you. 470 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,136 You set me up. 471 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,165 No, I didn't. I swear. 472 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:19,923 Go back to your little hovel and warn your rebellious friends 473 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:22,228 this one is not to be touched. 474 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,108 Did you get a look at its face? 475 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,076 I thought it was gonna start bawling. 476 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:35,579 Oh, man. 477 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:37,945 I love killing demons. 478 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,555 Hey, drink up, buddy. 479 00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,616 You just had a near-death experience. 480 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,150 You ought to be over the moon. 481 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:54,097 You're thinking about Alan Townsend, aren't you? 482 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,933 You gotta let go of that man, 483 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,438 face reality. 484 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,498 He's never gonna talk to you, 485 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,406 not after what you did to him. 486 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,104 What I did to him? 487 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,204 Yeah, it did sort of look like you were trying 488 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:12,648 to get him killed by demons just now. 489 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,016 You set this whole thing up. 490 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:17,988 You had the demons attack me on purpose. 491 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:19,819 Now how would I do that? 492 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:22,759 Because you know if Alan thinks I'm involved with those demons 493 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:25,092 he'd be too afraid to talk to me, and he is. 494 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,598 You know, 495 00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:31,033 it's funny how it all worked out in my favor, 496 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:33,060 isn't it? 497 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,133 Look, I got a feeling that soul is not gonna be able 498 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,144 to stay out of hell too much longer. 499 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,443 So my advice to you... forget about him. 500 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:45,676 Give over to your fate. 501 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,982 Because you can make yourself miserable fighting it, 502 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:52,046 or you can accept your lot in life 503 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:54,388 and make the most of it. 504 00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:57,360 Adapt or die, 505 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,828 like our little Mongolian friend. 506 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,093 Did you know he's from 13th-century China? 507 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,657 And in a less than a week he's become a Blackberry-toting jackass 508 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:06,568 who's terrorizing the city like a professional. 509 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,740 We should all be so wise. 510 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,546 Well, fine. 511 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,550 If you don't want to drink to your happiness, 512 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,781 here's to your sorrow. 513 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:32,920 Hey, want to do a little stretching with me? 514 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:35,125 This one's called "the eagle pose." 515 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:38,397 Listen, hey, if you're waiting for me to apologize 516 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,631 for what happened to Gopher, you can forget about it. 517 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,640 His name is Topher. 518 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,074 What do you see in that guy? He's a hair product. 519 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:48,840 What? Seriously, tell me. I'd like to know. 520 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,007 Because he to me is so obviously a player. 521 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,950 I don't know what dudes are like in Japan, 522 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:56,715 but this douche bag just wants to bang you and walk away. 523 00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:59,154 Maybe that's what I want. 524 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:05,796 Oh, come on, how bad could it be? 525 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,092 It's bad. 526 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,429 Okay, so he saw a couple of demons attack you. 527 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:12,163 The guy was in hell, okay? 528 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,637 It's probably not even a big deal to him. 529 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:17,573 The Devil screwed me. He made it look like I was working with him. 530 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,042 There's no way that guy's gonna trust me. 531 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,305 It's over. It's hopeless. 532 00:31:20,345 --> 00:31:22,313 No, I refuse to accept that. 533 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:23,974 There's gotta be something you can do. 534 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,642 There's not. The Devil made sure of it. 535 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,708 What the Devil didn't count on is me. 536 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:30,380 - Alan will talk to me. - Why? 537 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,981 Because when I want something I can be pretty persistent. 538 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,391 And I really really want to go to Malta. 539 00:31:39,597 --> 00:31:41,656 Hello hello. 540 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:45,726 Who's got fresh kale, so nibbly, so delicious? 541 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,780 Oh. 542 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:02,878 Wow, we're in the wrong garage. 543 00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,014 Yeah, excuse us. 544 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,134 Sock, he has the rabbit. 545 00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:19,500 What? Oh, no no no, you don't, no. 546 00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:20,663 Please open the door, Sock. 547 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,866 Don't even think about it, Benji. 548 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:24,966 - Please open the door. - The rabbit stays outside. 549 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,533 Open the door now! Come on! 550 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:28,477 Sock! 551 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:46,690 Hello? 552 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,726 Come on, Charlie. 553 00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:00,005 Anybody there? 554 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:08,643 Uh, okay, so we're just gonna leave. 555 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,881 So thanks. 556 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:29,164 Uh, you seem a little angry and upset 557 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:31,175 about what we did. 558 00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:34,667 Let me just say that I apologize 559 00:33:34,712 --> 00:33:37,044 on behalf of myself and the rabbit. 560 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,180 I burned you a little bit there. 561 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:43,187 And that was wrong of me. 562 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,415 That was so wrong. 563 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,821 Maybe we could get you some ointment or something, 564 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,326 something to help the scarring. 565 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,396 Please just be careful, please. 566 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:57,201 No no no, you don't want him. 567 00:33:57,235 --> 00:33:58,566 I promise he didn't do anything. 568 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:07,944 Just the two of us. Okay. 569 00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,077 I'm just gonna do a little prayer. 570 00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:15,517 As I walk through the valley... 571 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,420 my mind's all blank. 572 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,287 I'm drawing a total blank. 573 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:21,552 You know a prayer? 574 00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:25,759 What? 575 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,765 What do you want from me, huh? 576 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,164 What do you want from me? 577 00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:34,396 I want what everyone wants. 578 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:37,306 I've been watching you. You're very brave. 579 00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:39,935 You risked your life to save your friend. 580 00:34:39,977 --> 00:34:41,945 You have a kind heart. 581 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:44,140 You seem to really love that rabbit. 582 00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:46,309 Thank you. 583 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:47,977 You're welcome. 584 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,113 You have beautiful eyes. 585 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,326 Oh my God, he's dead. There's nothing we can do. 586 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:59,329 - What do we do? - Sam. 587 00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:02,161 Sock, that thing took him and he's not coming back. 588 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,498 Sam, listen. 589 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:06,503 Here's what we're gonna do... 590 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:08,869 we need to get our stories straight. People are gonna come here, 591 00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:10,806 ask questions. We have to have answers ready. 592 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,810 Sock, our friend is dead. 593 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,404 Ben would want us to have a cover-up story for the cops. 594 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,244 And that is a fact, Sam. So now here, this is what we're gonna do... 595 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,445 tell people that he went on a bike ride 596 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:22,817 late by himself. 597 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,981 Maybe we invent a drug problem. He was a drug mule. 598 00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:26,785 - You know what? - Narcotraficante. 599 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:29,156 None of this would have happened if you just opened the door. 600 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:32,685 Hey, Ben knew the rules... no pets inside the house. We voted on that. 601 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,197 Why do you hate the rabbit so much? 602 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,530 Why do I hate the rabbit, Sam? 603 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,535 Let me give you one good reason... 604 00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:40,002 because this is not a Milk Dud. 605 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:41,527 This is not a Milk Dud. 606 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:43,540 What's up, boys? 607 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:44,871 Oh my God, Ben, you're alive! 608 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:47,002 - Benji. - Yeah. 609 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:48,978 Oh my God, man. 610 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:52,449 Hell yes, I'm alive. Did you think some punk-ass demon was gonna take me out? 611 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,680 We thought you were dead. We thought you were dead, Ben. 612 00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,021 What happened? 613 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:01,957 - So the thing grabbed me, right? - Yeah. 614 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,655 And it took me up to a lair up in the mountains, 615 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,720 sat me down and came straight for to me... 616 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:08,732 I mean, straight for me. 617 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:10,734 And I just went house on that thing. 618 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:12,360 That's crazy. How? 619 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:14,496 It was just like a shot of adrenalin. 620 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,734 I just Jackie-Chan'd its ass 621 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:19,208 and hauled out of there. It was crazy. 622 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,767 I don't believe it. Look at you. 623 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:22,369 You don't have a scratch on you... nothing. 624 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:23,607 Not a scratch. Nothing. 625 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:27,415 What? 626 00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:31,251 Nothing. It's just you fought a demon 627 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:33,814 and you're totally fine. It's just odd, that's all. 628 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,156 What, you don't believe me? 629 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,958 Who knows? Maybe you're not lying. 630 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,726 Whoa, Ben, hey hey. Rabbit... house rules. 631 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:48,967 No rules. King Charlie stays. 632 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,371 It's my sister. 633 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,812 Hello. 634 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:03,150 Hey, I came as quick as I could. Are you okay? 635 00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:05,280 Here, get in. 636 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,919 You were totally right about Topher. 637 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,929 He's a jerk. 638 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,089 What happened? 639 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:16,531 I went to surprise him 640 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:19,400 and he was having sex with another girl. 641 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:20,927 Ha. 642 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,941 That's... that's terrible. 643 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:25,943 I had my hair done. 644 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,309 I bought fancy underwear. 645 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:31,679 I was gonna give him my virginity. 646 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,684 Are you...? 647 00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:36,016 Oh my God, you're not wearing any clothes under that thing? 648 00:37:36,053 --> 00:37:38,146 I feel so ashamed. 649 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,454 You were gonna give that guy your virginity? Why? 650 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,551 I just wanted to get it over with. 651 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,529 All my friends have already done it. 652 00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:48,896 I feel like such a loser. 653 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:52,369 Part of me feels so ready, you know, 654 00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:56,669 just to have meaningless crazy sex 655 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,675 with anyone. 656 00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,677 I just thought 657 00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:02,838 Topher would be easy. 658 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,279 Listen to me. 659 00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:05,976 Your ladyhood 660 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,009 is a very very special thing. 661 00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:11,453 It's like... 662 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:15,050 it's like a super awesome hot tub. 663 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,185 But if you just let anybody hop into that tub, 664 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:20,095 it kind of becomes meaningless. 665 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,032 It gets full of hair and you have to clean it out all the time. 666 00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:24,967 I hate dirty hot tubs. 667 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:28,301 We all do. Now look, 668 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:30,830 sex can be a wonderful thing 669 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,843 between two people... don't get me wrong... 670 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:36,540 but it can also be just really gross and kind of weird. 671 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,481 Look, you will find the right person... 672 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,314 the perfect person, 673 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,650 maybe even closer than you think. 674 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:45,553 You're so right, Sock. 675 00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,056 I know. 676 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:50,390 I'm going to save myself until marriage. 677 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,261 Did l... Did I say that? 678 00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:55,891 I'm going to keep my virginity. 679 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:57,560 And I need your help. 680 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:01,231 Oh, please, Sock. 681 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:04,605 Will you help me not have sex with anyone? 682 00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:08,169 Of course I will, Kristen. 683 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:11,204 You're the best brother anybody could ever have. 684 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,216 Yay. 685 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,775 Love it. Love it so much. Okay. 686 00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:34,627 Okay. 687 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,823 - Hey. - Hey. 688 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,761 Glad you made it. You look amazing. 689 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,286 I know. 690 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:09,637 Um, just to be clear... 691 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,005 you're not just using me to get to my friend 692 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,340 - so you can kill him, right? - Probably not. 693 00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:17,176 Yeah, that's good enough. 694 00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:19,239 That's fine. 695 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:29,548 Oh. 696 00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:38,365 Hello? 697 00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:42,998 He's gone. 698 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,703 Holy cow. 699 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:49,542 Look at this place. 700 00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:54,644 He could be anywhere in the world by now. 701 00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:56,653 There's no way we're gonna find him. 702 00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,154 We'll find him. 703 00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,554 How? 704 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,950 Look at this. 705 00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:06,656 "Don't overeat. That's gluttony!" 706 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,200 "Don't covet neighbor's possessions and/or wife." 707 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:12,224 What does it mean? 708 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:14,635 This guy was obsessed. 709 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:16,833 He's trying to avoid temptation at all cost. 710 00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:18,842 Gamblers Anonymous schedule. 711 00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:21,071 Exactly. He's terrified 712 00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:24,012 that the Devil is gonna somehow tempt him back to hell. 713 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:27,882 This apartment was his fortress. 714 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:30,887 So? 715 00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:33,549 So we just need to figure out... 716 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:37,288 where would Alan go to be safe from the Devil? 717 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,432 It's hard work, sweaty, and it doesn't pay that much. 718 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:49,303 Plus lots of people are afraid of corpses. 719 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,570 Doesn't bother me. 720 00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:53,873 Are you sure you want the job? 721 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,240 This ground's been consecrated, right? 722 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:00,750 By the bishop. 723 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,919 I'll take it.