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♪ One, two, three, four ♪

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♪ one, two, three, four, five, six ♪

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♪ shake it, dude ♪

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♪ one, two, three ♪

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♪ ♪

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[Treadmill whirring]

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[Rock music]

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[Phone ringing]

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Hello?

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[Treadmill whirring]

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[Beeps]

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Who was that?

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Brian. [Rips tape]

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And what did he have to say?

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He didn't say anything, he just hung up.

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So how do you know it was him?

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His breathing.

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He's got this funny little wheeze

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from his deviated septum.

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Hmm, it's not the only thing
about him that's deviated.

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I wonder what he wanted.

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Huh, let's see, to, uh, come over here,

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throw himself at your
feet and beg forgiveness?

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Brian doesn't do apologies.

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Well, he should, after what he did.

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It's too late.

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He pushed too hard.

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And now the game is over.

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I know.

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And I'm sorry.

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It doesn't matter.

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I'm going to be too busy being happy.

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I won't even have
time to think about it.

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Who ever would have believed,

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you, a married lady?

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I prefer the term "domestic partner."

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[Snickers]

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Who cares what it's called,
as long as I have David?

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And I have the apartment!

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[Chuckles]

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Now you can bring home
all the tricks you want

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and you don't have to
worry about disturbing me.

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"Try not to scream
so loud when you come.

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We'll wake up Michael!"

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Well, we'll see about that.

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Well, I guess this is it.

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Oh! I almost forgot.

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Here, let me help you.

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I guess now this is it.

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Good luck, sweetie.

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And remember, you always
have a place to come back to.

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That's very nice of you, Emmett.

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Especially since I'm
still paying half the rent.

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[Chuckles]

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Captain Astro uses his
magical fisting power...

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Quit it. It's too early for fisting.

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No, it is never too early for fisting.

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The gym called you, and
your tailor called again.

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And Ryder wants you...

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Oh, fuck the gym, fuck the tailor,

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and fuck Ryder.

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Could you please get me
some aspirin or something?

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I have a bitch of a headache.

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[Exhales]

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Okay.

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It's been a week since
the usual phone calls

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from Michael every five minutes.

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Is he away or something?

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Yeah, you could say that.

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[Cell phone rings]

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Ted Schmidt.

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Brian.

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Brian who?

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Brian who-do-you-think? That's who.

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Oh. I didn't recognize your voice.

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You know, I don't think
you've ever called me.

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Well, today's your lucky day.

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I'm not talking to you, remember?

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Yeah, right. Uh, so what
are you doing tonight?

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I haven't thought about it.

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Well, think about it and decide

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if you want to hang out.

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With you?

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You sound surprised.

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Uh, no. Surprised would
be if I won the lottery.

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Or if an asteroid hit the earth,

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or if Richard Simmons was straight.

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No, try dumbstruck.

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So you're not busy?

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Do you have to ask?

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Woody's. After work.

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He wants me to meet him
at Woody's to hang out.

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God, he must really be desperate.

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I... I didn't mean it like that.

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Now that he and Michael
are no longer friends,

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my guess is is that
he needs somebody new

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to take for granted.

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So, naturally, he thought of me.

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You're not actually
considering going, are you?

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Well, maybe I can resolve
the great Michael conflict,

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and win the Nobel Peace Prize

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and score with one of Brian's rejects.

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[Groans]

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49, 50.

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[Deep breath]

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God, I hate my abs.

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I love your abs.

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I mean you.

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He means you.

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You're Emmett, right?

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Right.

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- You work at Torso, right?
- Right.

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And your dentist is Dr. Feldman, right?

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Right, how do you
know who my dentist is?

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I was in his office last week.

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I had the appointment right after you.

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And by the way, I love the space

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between your teeth.

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I'm Beau.

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- That's French for "beautiful."
- I know.

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And I've always thought
you were kind of, uh, cute.

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- You have?
- Yeah.

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And I was wondering,

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if maybe you'd like to go out sometime.

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As if you need to ask.

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I'd love to...

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As if he'd say no.

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Only I can't.

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What?

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I... I can't.

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But thanks for asking.

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Maybe some other time, then.

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Are you out of your mind?

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Guys like us do not
turn down guys like him.

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You have acted in flagrant violation

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of the entire gay social structure.

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They're going to vote you
out of the brotherhood.

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Let 'em. I made a
promise to God, remember?

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That if I tested negative...

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I know, you'd never have
sex with another man, I know.

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- But y... you're fine.
- It doesn't matter.

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I never want to go through the hell

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that I went through again, and I won't.

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Because someone kept
His part of the bargain.

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Now it's my turn to keep mine.

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Hey.

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I didn't hear you come in.

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Mmm.

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[Baby crying]

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Oh. [Shushes]

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I just put Gus to bed.

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It's too late to see him then, huh?

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Oh, you can see him in the morning.

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He's asleep when I leave.

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Well, maybe you could leave later,

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or even take the afternoon off.

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The point of my working longer days

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is so you can stay home.

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I appreciate how hard you work.

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Well, it would be nice if you showed it.

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I thought I did.

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And, uh, I'm working too...

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Taking care of our son.

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Your son and Brian's.
I just pay the bills.

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Oh, are we really going
to go through this again?

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Nah, let's pretend everything's fine.

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I didn't say everything's fine.

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I just don't feel the need
to constantly talk about it.

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Well, I'm Jewish and after Neo-Nazis,

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there's nothing the Jews
fear more than silence.

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Well, I'm not like that.

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I don't have the need
to constantly express

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everything that I'm feeling.

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Well, I wish you'd try.

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'Cause after that fiasco at Brian's,

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you've turned off to me
physically, emotionally...

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as usual, you're catastrophizing,

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turning every little
slight into a rejection.

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You never want to make love,

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you barely want to have a discussion.

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Has it ever occurred to
you that I might be tired?

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Well, I'm tired too.

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I'm tired of trying
to get through to you,

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of figuring out what
the hell I did wrong,

185
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of wondering why
instead of feeling closer

186
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than we've ever been, I
have never felt more alone.

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Aren't you going to say anything?

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[Clears throat]

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What would you like for dinner?

190
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I can heat up some pot roast.

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[Scoffs]

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Shooters.

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Shooter?

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Crantini shooters.

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Anybody?

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Oh, come on, you guys.

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So, how was work?

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Fat Marley had this
really incredible hickey.

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And there was a sale on protein powder,

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so every queen in the city was there,

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except for you, of course.

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Boring.

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Work was boring.

204
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How about you?

205
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Don't tell me. You took the client

206
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to this really fancy
restaurant for lunch,

207
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and there was this really
hot waiter and he...

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He signaled for you to
meet him in the linen closet

209
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and he gave you this amazing blow job,

210
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and then you went back to the table

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and the client never knew.

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How'd you guess?

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I asked you about work.

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Uh, I took a client to lunch

215
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and the waiter blew
me in the linen closet.

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Really?

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Liar! You're such a liar.

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[Chuckles]

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[Sighs]

220
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So, have you talked to him?

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Who?

222
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Michael.

223
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What for?

224
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Oh, for no other reason
than he's your best friend.

225
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Was my best friend.

226
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Why don't you just call him?

227
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I told you.

228
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He's out of my life and I'm out of his.

229
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So would you please shut
the fuck up about it?

230
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Hey.

231
00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:06,415
How's it going?

232
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I'm not interested.

233
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However, uh,

234
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I am available for safe
sex and estate planning.

235
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Actually, I do have some
investment questions.

236
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Well, I'll tell you what.

237
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You help me diversify my portfolio,

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I'll help diversify yours.

239
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That's the last one.

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You're sure?

241
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Well, yeah, for the most part.

242
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I mean, I'm gonna go back

243
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and get the rest tomorrow.

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The rest?

245
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You got a lot of stuff.

246
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Well, you know, if I
find something I like,

247
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I hold on to it, you know, for keeps.

248
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I hope that applies to me,
I hope that applies to me.

249
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- I hope that applies to me.
- Especially to you.

250
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[Chuckles]

251
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So where should I put it?

252
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Wherever you want, baby.

253
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I meant my stuff.

254
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You decide. It's our place now.

255
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Great.

256
00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:29,250
Um...

257
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but why don't you wait
till tomorrow morning?

258
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'Cause I got plans for us tonight.

259
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- Oh?
- Oh.

260
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Ooh.

261
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[Techno music]

262
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So, you sure you're okay getting home?

263
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Yeah, I know the way.

264
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Right.

265
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[Both panting]

266
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[Moans]

267
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[Moans]

268
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[Both panting]

269
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[Moans]

270
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Oh, man.

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00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:47,856
[Both panting]

272
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:12,556
I'm so lucky.

273
00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:14,689
Why is that?

274
00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:16,689
Well, normally about this time

275
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,457
I'd be coming out of Woody's,

276
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,856
waiting in the Jeep for Brian

277
00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:21,323
to finish getting a blow job

278
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:25,290
so I could drive him home.

279
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,156
And instead?

280
00:14:28,157 --> 00:14:31,191
And instead I'm here, with you.

281
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,724
I'm lucky too.

282
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:42,457
I love you, Michael.

283
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,125
Mikey?

284
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,458
Hey, sleepyhead.

285
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:13,192
What are you doing up so early?

286
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:16,091
Well, I couldn't wait
to unpack my stuff.

287
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:19,092
So what do you think?

288
00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:25,758
It... it's, uh...

289
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,625
It's great.

290
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:31,792
I... I especially like the, um...

291
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:34,625
Where you've... The,
uh, the putting of...

292
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:36,358
What's his name?

293
00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:38,192
Captain Astro.

294
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:41,258
Yeah, I wasn't sure how you
were going to feel about that.

295
00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:42,592
Oh, it adds a real,

296
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:46,159
uh, whimsical touch.

297
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,093
I'm still not sure where
to put my toy robots.

298
00:15:51,461 --> 00:15:53,992
Well, I'm sure you'll
find the perfect place.

299
00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:56,359
Now come on, let's go back to bed.

300
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,226
Bed? Some of us have to work.

301
00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:00,626
It's Saturday.

302
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,259
The Big "Q" never closes.

303
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,092
I was kind of hoping we'd just kick back

304
00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:08,159
and watch the game.

305
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,193
Well, I've never really been
into watching the game...

306
00:16:11,194 --> 00:16:13,027
[Robot whirring]

307
00:16:13,028 --> 00:16:14,726
Or Saturdays.

308
00:16:14,727 --> 00:16:16,626
You have something against Saturdays?

309
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,060
[Chuckles]

310
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,526
Well, that was the day that all the kids

311
00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,427
did stuff with their dads.

312
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:25,060
And I didn't have one,

313
00:16:25,061 --> 00:16:28,227
so I kinda dreaded Saturdays.

314
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,695
[Robot whirring]

315
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:36,194
Well, I can promise you...

316
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,962
Only happy Saturdays from now on.

317
00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:48,494
Another therapist?

318
00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:51,061
With that attitude we'll
get a lot accomplished.

319
00:16:51,062 --> 00:16:52,228
But you're the one who's got a problem.

320
00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:55,094
- And you don't?
- Only the one you're creating.

321
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:56,161
Oh, Christ!

322
00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:58,395
Am I living in this house alone?

323
00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,328
Maybe you'd be happier if you were.

324
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,628
[Doorbell rings]

325
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:05,095
I'll get it.

326
00:17:07,062 --> 00:17:09,929
Meet my latest trick.

327
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,361
Ah.

328
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:13,161
I didn't know you were into bears.

329
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,962
I thought you preferred
the young, hairless,

330
00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:17,295
"not admitted without a
parent or guardian" type.

331
00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:20,428
- Where's my son?
- Our son is taking a nap.

332
00:17:20,429 --> 00:17:23,296
Well, I thought I'd drop by for dinner.

333
00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:26,196
It's 2:00 in the afternoon.

334
00:17:26,197 --> 00:17:27,929
- Then I'll just hang out.
- Hang out?

335
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,563
Since when did you "hang
out" with the likes of us?

336
00:17:29,564 --> 00:17:31,463
Since Michael's no
longer in the picture.

337
00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:33,463
It's just as well.

338
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:36,362
Mikey and I were holding on
to each other for too long.

339
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:37,496
I mean, when you think about it,

340
00:17:37,497 --> 00:17:38,430
what do we even have in common?

341
00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:41,196
Your lives.

342
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:43,196
Aside from that.

343
00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:46,196
Anyways, it worked out for the best.

344
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:47,563
Thanks to my divine intervention,

345
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:49,396
he's with the good doctor now...

346
00:17:49,397 --> 00:17:50,930
Where he belongs.

347
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:54,063
Look, I guess it's not too late.

348
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:55,330
For what?

349
00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:57,096
To fix things.

350
00:17:57,097 --> 00:18:00,131
Some things are better left broken.

351
00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:06,031
So. What do you say we
play a little Scrabble?

352
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:10,263
I got this off the Internet,

353
00:18:10,264 --> 00:18:11,897
wait'll you hear it.

354
00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:14,430
"Ten ways to know if
your husband's gay."

355
00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:15,931
[Laughs]

356
00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:18,097
Number one: "At your wedding,

357
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,597
he kisses the best man instead of you."

358
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:22,031
[Laughter]

359
00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:23,864
Number two: "For your birthday,

360
00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:25,298
he brings you flowers,

361
00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:27,198
and arranges them."

362
00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:28,897
[Laughter]

363
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:31,465
Number three...

364
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:32,466
What's the matter?

365
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,031
You're not laughing.

366
00:18:34,032 --> 00:18:36,364
I don't think it's
very funny, that's all.

367
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,565
Well, I think it's a scream.

368
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:41,531
Don't you, Mike?

369
00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:44,532
Uh, I wasn't really listening.

370
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:51,065
You're entitled to
think whatever you want,

371
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:52,598
and so am I.

372
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,465
And what I think is that

373
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:57,165
people who laugh at jokes

374
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,531
that make fun of other people,

375
00:18:58,532 --> 00:19:01,132
whoever they are,

376
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:04,033
are ignorant and cruel.

377
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,866
What's her problem?

378
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,566
Mr. Novotny?

379
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,332
Yes, Tracy?

380
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,899
I wanted to give you something.

381
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,333
What?

382
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,999
Two weeks notice.

383
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,166
I got a job at the Big Dollar Mart.

384
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:36,934
I should really get
back, my break's over.

385
00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:48,267
[Indistinct chatter]

386
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,901
I'm not interested.

387
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,867
Brian, hey.

388
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:58,334
How's it going?

389
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,367
What do you want?

390
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,900
To tell you what a great
time we had last night.

391
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:06,467
I was bored out of my fucking mind.

392
00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:08,900
Yeah, well, uh, you know,

393
00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:10,034
that's the sign of true friendship,

394
00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:11,367
you know, that it can, uh, accommodate

395
00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:13,201
vastly divergent points of view.

396
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:15,435
[Chuckles]

397
00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:21,335
I'm not interested.

398
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,168
You know, uh, just out of curiosity,

399
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:29,434
how many guys hit on you a night?

400
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,302
Give or take, 112.

401
00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:32,801
I don't know.

402
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:34,268
Amazing.

403
00:20:34,269 --> 00:20:37,002
And I only need one.

404
00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:42,901
I'm not interested.

405
00:20:42,902 --> 00:20:46,501
[Clears throat] Uh, excuse me. Um...

406
00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:49,202
You know, uh,

407
00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:52,168
tax season is coming up, and, uh,

408
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:55,470
you don't want to get
caught with your pants down.

409
00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:08,002
I'm Matt.

410
00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:10,136
Of course you are.

411
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:14,036
You're always Matt, or Scott,

412
00:21:14,037 --> 00:21:16,369
or... or Todd,

413
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:20,269
or some other wonderful,
one-syllable name.

414
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,837
I'd offer to buy you a drink,

415
00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:23,736
but something tells me
you don't need another.

416
00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:26,403
Something tells me...

417
00:21:26,404 --> 00:21:27,736
You might be right.

418
00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:32,703
Now, if you'll excuse me,

419
00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:34,903
I'm going to go home.

420
00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:36,337
It's always nicer to vomit

421
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,305
in your own toilet.

422
00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:44,304
Maybe I better give you a hand.

423
00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:46,003
Thank you.

424
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,204
Maybe you're just
reevaluating your life,

425
00:21:48,205 --> 00:21:49,671
questioning your choices,

426
00:21:49,672 --> 00:21:52,170
wondering if there's something better.

427
00:21:52,171 --> 00:21:53,971
Yeah.

428
00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:56,204
Yeah, that's it exactly.

429
00:21:56,205 --> 00:21:58,104
How'd you know?

430
00:21:58,105 --> 00:22:01,004
'Cause I've seen the light.

431
00:22:01,005 --> 00:22:02,404
And seeing how miserable
you looked at the bar

432
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,705
made me think maybe you
needed to see it too.

433
00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:08,904
What's this?

434
00:22:08,905 --> 00:22:11,271
A group I belong to.

435
00:22:11,272 --> 00:22:14,038
Hmm, I don't do very well in groups.

436
00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:16,271
I got thrown out of the
cub scouts first week.

437
00:22:16,272 --> 00:22:18,838
I made a fabulous
necklace out of slip knots.

438
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,038
Everyone's welcome in this group.

439
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,905
And it's all people like us.

440
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,305
Like us?

441
00:22:24,306 --> 00:22:27,738
People who are
questioning and evaluating.

442
00:22:27,739 --> 00:22:30,605
Why don't you come to
one of our meetings?

443
00:22:30,606 --> 00:22:32,238
All you've got to lose is your pain.

444
00:22:32,239 --> 00:22:35,172
[Techno music]

445
00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:46,805
You make a lot of tips.

446
00:22:46,806 --> 00:22:48,306
That's 'cause I'm cute.

447
00:22:48,307 --> 00:22:50,573
Yeah, and conceited.

448
00:22:50,574 --> 00:22:52,972
I could fuck practically
anyone I wanted.

449
00:22:52,973 --> 00:22:55,974
So why don't you?

450
00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,606
[Sighs]

451
00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:01,040
Never mind.

452
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:04,173
The answer just walked in the door.

453
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,240
Hey.

454
00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:06,940
How's it going?

455
00:23:06,941 --> 00:23:08,973
What, you actually want to know?

456
00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:11,306
Well, I asked, didn't I?

457
00:23:13,707 --> 00:23:15,140
Everything's fine.

458
00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:17,973
Good.

459
00:23:17,974 --> 00:23:21,140
What are you doing tonight?

460
00:23:21,141 --> 00:23:22,840
Huh?

461
00:23:22,841 --> 00:23:26,841
Are these particularly hard questions?

462
00:23:26,842 --> 00:23:30,841
Do you want to come over after work?

463
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,307
Really?

464
00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:35,540
Sure.

465
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:38,274
I'll have a turkey
sandwich on whole grain.

466
00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:41,242
No Mayo. To go.

467
00:23:43,608 --> 00:23:44,841
Do you realize this is the first time

468
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,208
he's ever asked me to come over?

469
00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:49,242
So what do you think it means?

470
00:23:56,008 --> 00:23:58,141
It means he misses Michael.

471
00:23:58,142 --> 00:24:00,541
[Sighs] Are those guys really

472
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:03,008
never going to talk to each other again?

473
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,142
It looks that way.

474
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:08,209
So why don't you talk to him?

475
00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:09,608
Me?

476
00:24:09,609 --> 00:24:11,209
Well, I thought you loved Brian.

477
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:13,175
And you're staying in Michael's bedroom,

478
00:24:13,176 --> 00:24:16,908
which makes you, like, the missing link.

479
00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:19,976
Well, go on.

480
00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:26,175
Hey, boy wonder, uh...

481
00:24:26,176 --> 00:24:28,742
A couple of lemon squares. To go.

482
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:31,877
Sure.

483
00:24:40,244 --> 00:24:43,709
Aren't you going to talk to him?

484
00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:45,576
What for?

485
00:24:45,577 --> 00:24:46,609
He's right there.

486
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,810
Stay the fuck out of it.

487
00:25:03,444 --> 00:25:04,844
You guys should talk.

488
00:25:04,845 --> 00:25:06,710
You should mind your own business.

489
00:25:06,711 --> 00:25:07,910
But he's your best friend.

490
00:25:07,911 --> 00:25:09,743
Just give me the lemon squares.

491
00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:12,878
Hey, where's my order?

492
00:25:15,111 --> 00:25:18,643
This is a turkey sandwich.

493
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:21,945
These are lemon squares.

494
00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:33,412
[Whispers] Sorry.

495
00:25:39,545 --> 00:25:41,678
Honey, I'm home!

496
00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,678
God, I have always wanted to say that.

497
00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:45,711
Hey, I thought I heard you coming in.

498
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,811
Mm.

499
00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,845
And honey, you really are home.

500
00:25:48,846 --> 00:25:51,512
Yeah, I picked these up for dessert.

501
00:25:51,513 --> 00:25:54,613
How was the... Game?

502
00:25:56,979 --> 00:25:59,145
Penguins lost in overtime.

503
00:25:59,146 --> 00:26:02,579
These are beautiful.

504
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,978
The place looks different.

505
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:07,946
Yeah, well, I...

506
00:26:07,947 --> 00:26:10,046
I put a few things away.

507
00:26:10,047 --> 00:26:13,946
Yeah, like, all my stuff.

508
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:17,680
Oh, well, it was a bit, uh, cluttered.

509
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,512
How was your day?

510
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,846
My day? My... my day was compelling,

511
00:26:23,847 --> 00:26:24,946
chock full of event.

512
00:26:24,947 --> 00:26:27,745
We got a new handicap
ramp, and Fat Marley

513
00:26:27,746 --> 00:26:30,746
regaled us with her witty
repertoire of fag jokes.

514
00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:33,379
[Chuckles] What did you do?

515
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,446
I told her I'm an
out-and-proud homosexual,

516
00:26:35,447 --> 00:26:37,446
and if she doesn't like
it, she can suck my dick.

517
00:26:37,447 --> 00:26:39,980
[Laughs]

518
00:26:39,981 --> 00:26:42,413
I didn't do anything.

519
00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:43,713
Tracy did.

520
00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:46,413
She stood right up to her.

521
00:26:46,414 --> 00:26:49,113
Good. So she's still your friend.

522
00:26:50,514 --> 00:26:53,347
I wouldn't say that.

523
00:26:53,348 --> 00:26:57,180
Hey, well, one good thing
came out of what Brian did.

524
00:26:58,081 --> 00:27:01,813
It made you realize that
you belong here with me.

525
00:27:01,814 --> 00:27:05,048
Take off your jacket,
get ready for dinner.

526
00:27:17,448 --> 00:27:19,014
One spoonful left.

527
00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:20,781
You want it?

528
00:27:20,782 --> 00:27:24,014
No, it'll mean 10 more
minutes on the StairMaster.

529
00:27:24,015 --> 00:27:25,081
Mm, come on.

530
00:27:25,082 --> 00:27:28,682
I want to see you lick it off the spoon.

531
00:27:43,082 --> 00:27:46,816
Mmm, ice cream kiss.

532
00:27:48,382 --> 00:27:50,448
You should eat more, you know.

533
00:27:50,449 --> 00:27:53,316
My mom says you're too skinny.

534
00:27:53,317 --> 00:27:55,282
- Your mom?
- Mm-hmm.

535
00:27:55,283 --> 00:27:58,282
She doesn't completely
hate you, you know.

536
00:27:59,383 --> 00:28:01,649
I told her you were always skinny,

537
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:03,549
even when you were in high school.

538
00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:04,683
[Chuckles] You don't know

539
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,382
what I looked like in high school.

540
00:28:06,383 --> 00:28:08,850
I live in Michael's old room, remember?

541
00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:11,549
With all his old high school yearbooks,

542
00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:13,282
pictures of you.

543
00:28:13,283 --> 00:28:14,583
[Chuckles]

544
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,883
You were a geek.

545
00:28:15,884 --> 00:28:17,683
I was never a geek.

546
00:28:17,684 --> 00:28:19,816
Then explain chemistry club.

547
00:28:19,817 --> 00:28:20,950
That's where I learned to build

548
00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:22,549
the bomb to blow up the school.

549
00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:24,749
[Laughs]

550
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:27,450
But Mikey talked me out of it.

551
00:28:27,451 --> 00:28:30,384
Good thing he was around.

552
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,816
I bet you wish he was here right now.

553
00:28:33,817 --> 00:28:35,617
Would you shut the fuck up about him?

554
00:28:35,618 --> 00:28:36,916
[Chuckles]

555
00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:39,283
I bet you're secretly wishing

556
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:40,983
that the phone would
ring and it would be him.

557
00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:43,985
I said shut the fuck up.

558
00:28:47,785 --> 00:28:50,851
His life, it was just
going to hang there

559
00:28:50,852 --> 00:28:54,218
like some shirt in the
closet you never wear.

560
00:28:54,219 --> 00:28:55,851
So you pushed him away.

561
00:28:55,852 --> 00:28:58,384
It was the only course of action.

562
00:28:58,385 --> 00:29:00,717
Yeah, but now he hates you.

563
00:29:00,718 --> 00:29:04,684
That's okay. As long as Mikey's happy.

564
00:29:04,685 --> 00:29:08,285
God, you must really love him.

565
00:29:10,885 --> 00:29:12,551
I think it's time for you to go.

566
00:29:12,552 --> 00:29:15,519
[Chuckles] It always is.

567
00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:20,819
Luckily, you can't push me away.

568
00:29:24,686 --> 00:29:27,752
I'm on to you.

569
00:29:41,487 --> 00:29:44,519
[Techno music]

570
00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:04,186
Emmett, you came. It's good to see you.

571
00:30:04,187 --> 00:30:06,453
Hi, I'm Ty, and I have seen the light.

572
00:30:06,454 --> 00:30:07,587
Come on, let's go.

573
00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,386
All: Hi, Ty.

574
00:30:09,387 --> 00:30:11,786
Our first speaker tonight is Ginger.

575
00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:14,320
And she was formerly in the dark,

576
00:30:14,321 --> 00:30:15,753
but now she's...

577
00:30:15,754 --> 00:30:19,186
All: Seen the light.

578
00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:23,420
Believe it or not, I,
uh, used to be a lesbian.

579
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:24,787
- Used to be?
- Shh.

580
00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:28,553
But thanks to Ty and every
beautiful person here,

581
00:30:28,554 --> 00:30:30,887
I've shed my former corrupt self

582
00:30:30,888 --> 00:30:34,753
and become the new,
purified heterosexual me.

583
00:30:35,654 --> 00:30:39,621
[Cheers and applause]

584
00:30:40,522 --> 00:30:42,120
As you can see,

585
00:30:42,121 --> 00:30:44,354
the only thing that comes
out here is the truth.

586
00:30:44,355 --> 00:30:46,221
You didn't tell me
this was a comedy club.

587
00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:47,421
Emmett.

588
00:30:47,422 --> 00:30:50,654
I can tell you, and Ginger can tell you,

589
00:30:50,655 --> 00:30:53,654
that what you're all
hoping and praying for

590
00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:55,754
is not an impossible dream.

591
00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:57,888
It could come true for you,

592
00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:01,255
the same way it's come true for us.

593
00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:03,688
You can change, you can change...

594
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:05,721
All: You can change.

595
00:31:05,722 --> 00:31:08,722
I'd start with those shoes.

596
00:31:12,189 --> 00:31:14,222
You.

597
00:31:14,223 --> 00:31:15,855
Uh, m... me?

598
00:31:15,856 --> 00:31:18,689
You've got your doubts, don't you?

599
00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:21,489
Well, let me ask you a few questions.

600
00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:24,121
Do you and your friends
obsess about your bodies

601
00:31:24,122 --> 00:31:26,188
and the bodies of other men?

602
00:31:26,189 --> 00:31:29,156
- Check out his pecs.
- They're, like, perfect.

603
00:31:29,157 --> 00:31:30,789
They're, like, implants.

604
00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:34,189
Do your conversations
center around trivialities?

605
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:36,722
Such as... Movie stars?

606
00:31:36,723 --> 00:31:39,423
Did you hear that Cher
had her pussy tightened?

607
00:31:39,424 --> 00:31:40,755
Where'd you read that?

608
00:31:40,756 --> 00:31:42,590
The Enquirer or
Popular Mechanics?

609
00:31:42,591 --> 00:31:46,490
Are your days and nights
spent at the gym and in bars?

610
00:31:46,491 --> 00:31:49,590
Going home with men whose
names you don't even know?

611
00:31:49,591 --> 00:31:53,156
So he's coming and he's
going, "Fred, Fred!"

612
00:31:53,657 --> 00:31:55,756
[Laughs] Fred? Who's Fred?

613
00:31:55,757 --> 00:31:58,723
If so, maybe you should ask yourself,

614
00:31:58,724 --> 00:32:01,623
"is this the life I want for me?"

615
00:32:01,624 --> 00:32:05,090
"Is this the life God wants for me?"

616
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:09,691
"Is there a better life?"

617
00:32:12,225 --> 00:32:13,790
You're looking for something?

618
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,325
Yeah, my beach ball alarm clock.

619
00:32:20,191 --> 00:32:22,090
This clock is from

620
00:32:22,091 --> 00:32:25,591
the Museum of Modern
Art Design collection.

621
00:32:26,492 --> 00:32:28,224
I thought you said this is my place too.

622
00:32:28,225 --> 00:32:30,091
It is.

623
00:32:30,092 --> 00:32:34,092
Well, how come I don't
see any of my things?

624
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:41,124
Michael, uh, you know, your things...

625
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,691
Your toys? They're, they're...

626
00:32:42,692 --> 00:32:45,291
They're cute, they're cute like you.

627
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,492
But you know, they s...

628
00:32:47,493 --> 00:32:51,358
They sort of don't belong.

629
00:32:52,659 --> 00:32:55,325
Let me explain it by saying...

630
00:32:55,326 --> 00:32:58,258
That this is an architectural house.

631
00:32:58,259 --> 00:33:00,258
Everything has its place.

632
00:33:00,259 --> 00:33:03,625
So, if you clutter it up,
it ruins the aesthetic.

633
00:33:03,626 --> 00:33:06,358
Oh, so I'm "cluttering it up"?

634
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,592
No! Oh...

635
00:33:08,593 --> 00:33:10,092
I didn't mean it that way.

636
00:33:10,093 --> 00:33:12,992
They're not just toys.

637
00:33:12,993 --> 00:33:14,493
Okay, some of them
are collector's items,

638
00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:16,459
like my Japanese robots,

639
00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:18,725
or my Bakelite Batmobile.

640
00:33:18,726 --> 00:33:20,493
That was made during World War II,

641
00:33:20,494 --> 00:33:24,159
when metal was scarce.

642
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,392
And...

643
00:33:26,393 --> 00:33:30,092
Even if they were worthless...

644
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:33,526
They would still be
worth something to me

645
00:33:33,527 --> 00:33:35,060
because I love them.

646
00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:41,727
I kind of thought you knew that.

647
00:33:53,495 --> 00:33:55,126
[Panting] Look, I ju...

648
00:33:55,127 --> 00:33:57,293
I just got your phone call. [Stammering]

649
00:33:57,294 --> 00:33:59,393
I literally ran over here.

650
00:33:59,394 --> 00:34:01,293
So, what is the emergency?

651
00:34:01,294 --> 00:34:03,360
Him.

652
00:34:03,361 --> 00:34:05,360
He's here every day now,
showing up for meals.

653
00:34:05,361 --> 00:34:07,460
We're suddenly one big
happy fucking family.

654
00:34:07,461 --> 00:34:09,327
I don't know.

655
00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:11,694
I sense some tension
between you and Mel.

656
00:34:11,695 --> 00:34:13,361
[Chuckles]

657
00:34:13,362 --> 00:34:16,361
Well, she blames me for everything.

658
00:34:16,362 --> 00:34:19,127
- Including you.
- [Scoffs]

659
00:34:19,128 --> 00:34:22,428
You should have kept your
promise to give her Gus.

660
00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,495
If she wants a kid, she
can have one of her own.

661
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,961
No, she can't.

662
00:34:26,962 --> 00:34:29,328
Gus was supposed to be hers and mine.

663
00:34:29,329 --> 00:34:32,661
Not yours and mine.

664
00:34:32,662 --> 00:34:34,228
Well, Lindsay's always complaining

665
00:34:34,229 --> 00:34:35,661
he never spends enough time with Gus.

666
00:34:35,662 --> 00:34:37,228
Oh, you're a big help.

667
00:34:37,229 --> 00:34:39,895
- Can't you do something?
- Like what?

668
00:34:39,896 --> 00:34:41,229
Like get him and Michael back together

669
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:43,262
so he will leave us alone.

670
00:34:43,263 --> 00:34:45,495
Are you kidding? You even
mention Michael's name,

671
00:34:45,496 --> 00:34:47,028
he'll tear your head off.

672
00:34:47,029 --> 00:34:48,628
Yeah? Well, that's what
I'm about to do to him.

673
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:50,395
She also thinks I've turned

674
00:34:50,396 --> 00:34:53,362
into this cold, unresponsive bitch.

675
00:34:53,363 --> 00:34:56,429
Have you?

676
00:34:56,430 --> 00:34:57,562
Maybe a little.

677
00:34:57,563 --> 00:35:01,162
Well, then you should
find yourself some nice,

678
00:35:01,163 --> 00:35:03,395
fuzzy lezzie with a therapist's license

679
00:35:03,396 --> 00:35:04,462
and work it out.

680
00:35:04,463 --> 00:35:07,162
That's what Mel wants.

681
00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:10,462
What do you want?

682
00:35:10,463 --> 00:35:12,863
I want...

683
00:35:12,864 --> 00:35:14,230
I... [Sighs]

684
00:35:18,331 --> 00:35:19,529
[Clears throat]

685
00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:21,129
I want a bagel.

686
00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:23,063
And after that, I don't know.

687
00:35:23,064 --> 00:35:27,029
All I know is that...

688
00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:30,563
If I talk, I might
say something I regret.

689
00:35:30,564 --> 00:35:32,897
It might be good for you.

690
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:35,096
Let out some of those nasty demons.

691
00:35:35,097 --> 00:35:36,296
But I'm not like that.

692
00:35:36,297 --> 00:35:39,330
See, I'm a wasp from a family of wasps.

693
00:35:39,331 --> 00:35:41,463
- Hmm.
- [Chuckles]

694
00:35:41,464 --> 00:35:43,497
Tell you what, I'll take him
to the tea dance at Woody's.

695
00:35:43,498 --> 00:35:45,864
Great idea. Thanks, Teddy.

696
00:35:45,865 --> 00:35:47,264
- Yeah.
- Mwah!

697
00:35:47,265 --> 00:35:49,097
I'm not really doing
it for you, you know.

698
00:35:49,098 --> 00:35:51,397
Hanging with Brian...

699
00:35:51,398 --> 00:35:54,064
Best thing that's ever
happened to my sex life.

700
00:35:54,065 --> 00:35:57,864
[On PA] Video tape special
today, ten-pack for...

701
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:58,964
See ya, Marley.

702
00:35:58,965 --> 00:36:00,464
Bye, Trace.

703
00:36:04,465 --> 00:36:07,198
Good-bye, Mr. Novotny.

704
00:36:09,365 --> 00:36:12,498
Tracy!

705
00:36:12,499 --> 00:36:14,898
Yes, Mr. Novotny?

706
00:36:14,899 --> 00:36:17,232
Would you stop calling me that, please?

707
00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:19,198
What should I call you?

708
00:36:19,199 --> 00:36:22,865
Well, I'm sure you could
think of a few things.

709
00:36:22,866 --> 00:36:25,198
I have to go.

710
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:27,398
You don't have to leave your job.

711
00:36:27,399 --> 00:36:30,332
Is there something wrong
with the Big Dollar Mart?

712
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:33,131
Well, it's not exactly the Big Q.

713
00:36:33,132 --> 00:36:36,499
No, but at least people
seem honest there.

714
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,299
You probably think this is all
about you being gay, don't you?

715
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,765
Well, I admit, it might
have been at first.

716
00:36:47,766 --> 00:36:49,999
But that's not the point anymore.

717
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,199
Whether you're gay or you're straight,

718
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,233
I thought we were friends.

719
00:36:53,234 --> 00:36:54,866
We are.

720
00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:57,466
Well, friends trust each other.

721
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,799
What did you think would
happen if you told me?

722
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,433
That I'd tell everyone at the store?

723
00:37:03,434 --> 00:37:06,466
I wouldn't have, Mike.

724
00:37:06,467 --> 00:37:09,299
Don't you know that?

725
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,800
I should've.

726
00:37:11,801 --> 00:37:15,766
But when you spend your entire
life keeping it a secret...

727
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:18,500
Who you really are,

728
00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:20,433
you learn to stop trusting people

729
00:37:20,434 --> 00:37:23,733
and it becomes second nature.

730
00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,501
It kills me that I hurt you, Trace,

731
00:37:27,502 --> 00:37:31,267
and I'd do anything to take that back.

732
00:37:31,268 --> 00:37:33,300
I know I don't deserve to ask this...

733
00:37:35,301 --> 00:37:38,534
But do you think we
could still be friends?

734
00:37:39,335 --> 00:37:41,435
Do you think we could be friends?

735
00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:48,101
Well, why don't we go
have a cup of Big Q coffee

736
00:37:48,102 --> 00:37:50,400
and find out?

737
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:51,901
I'd like that.

738
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:54,301
But I... I really do have to go.

739
00:37:54,302 --> 00:37:57,235
I have a date.

740
00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:59,767
Is he straight?

741
00:37:59,768 --> 00:38:00,934
[Chuckles]

742
00:38:00,935 --> 00:38:03,301
- [Baby coos]
- [Mocks cooing]

743
00:38:03,302 --> 00:38:05,736
[Giggles]

744
00:38:09,469 --> 00:38:12,969
At last, now we have the
house to ourself, alone.

745
00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:21,368
Oh, by the way, Janet and
that dickhead husband of hers,

746
00:38:21,369 --> 00:38:25,035
they finally sent us a card
congratulating us on Gus.

747
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,003
Only took three months.

748
00:38:31,703 --> 00:38:33,669
You expect too much, Mel.

749
00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:35,935
What?

750
00:38:35,936 --> 00:38:38,202
I said you expect too much.

751
00:38:38,203 --> 00:38:40,202
That my sister could
at least acknowledge

752
00:38:40,203 --> 00:38:41,336
the birth of our son?

753
00:38:41,337 --> 00:38:43,302
Of me.

754
00:38:43,303 --> 00:38:45,302
You want all my time, my devotion,

755
00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:49,003
and if you don't get it,
you think we have a problem.

756
00:38:49,004 --> 00:38:51,103
You get angry that I see
the baby more than you.

757
00:38:51,104 --> 00:38:52,203
You blame me because Brian

758
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,769
wouldn't give you parental rights.

759
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:54,770
I suppose it's even my fault

760
00:38:54,771 --> 00:38:56,303
that I can have a child and you can't.

761
00:38:56,304 --> 00:38:58,170
Hey, that's not fair.

762
00:38:58,171 --> 00:39:01,237
I feel like I spend half
my life apologizing to you,

763
00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:03,803
trying to convince you that I love you.

764
00:39:05,804 --> 00:39:09,637
Only nothing's ever enough.

765
00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:12,004
I'm starting to wonder
if anything ever could be.

766
00:39:19,038 --> 00:39:21,638
[Sighs]

767
00:39:28,872 --> 00:39:32,172
Well, I asked you to talk, and you did.

768
00:39:41,105 --> 00:39:44,137
[Dance music]

769
00:39:51,672 --> 00:39:55,638
[Groans]

770
00:39:55,639 --> 00:39:57,972
I tell you, hanging
with Brian is exhausting.

771
00:39:59,973 --> 00:40:02,339
But it's worth it for the sex.

772
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,305
You're having sex with Brian?

773
00:40:04,306 --> 00:40:06,272
Of course not.

774
00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:07,972
We have symbiosis.

775
00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:10,606
Oh, my God. Is there
anything they can do?

776
00:40:10,607 --> 00:40:12,172
You mustn't give up hope.

777
00:40:12,173 --> 00:40:13,672
It's not a disease,

778
00:40:13,673 --> 00:40:15,972
it's a perfect relationship.

779
00:40:15,973 --> 00:40:17,739
You know, like, uh,

780
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,839
the yellow tickbird and the rhinoceros.

781
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,639
The yellow tickbird feeds on parasites

782
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,173
on the rhino's skin, and in turn,

783
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,772
the rhino is warned of impending danger

784
00:40:28,773 --> 00:40:31,206
when the tickbird flies away.

785
00:40:31,207 --> 00:40:35,073
Similarly, I supply Brian

786
00:40:35,074 --> 00:40:37,206
with an object of scorn and ridicule,

787
00:40:37,207 --> 00:40:38,939
namely myself,

788
00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:41,273
and he supplies me

789
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:44,573
with unwanted ticks, uh, tricks.

790
00:40:44,574 --> 00:40:46,807
You're doing this for castoffs?

791
00:40:46,808 --> 00:40:50,306
Well, in bed, you can't tell.

792
00:40:50,307 --> 00:40:53,206
They're as good as new.

793
00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:55,540
Ted, have you ever asked yourself...

794
00:40:58,941 --> 00:41:01,907
"Is... is going to tea dances with Brian

795
00:41:01,908 --> 00:41:04,740
and having indiscriminate
sex with countless strangers

796
00:41:04,741 --> 00:41:07,140
really the life I want?"

797
00:41:07,141 --> 00:41:10,074
I have. And the answer is,

798
00:41:10,075 --> 00:41:13,807
"you bet your ass it is."

799
00:41:13,808 --> 00:41:14,840
Have you... have you ever wondered,

800
00:41:14,841 --> 00:41:17,140
"is this the life God wants for me?"

801
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:21,040
Well, I suppose in his infinite wisdom,

802
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:23,107
he decided somebody had
to live in Pittsburgh.

803
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,208
Have you ever wondered,
"is... is there a better life?"

804
00:41:29,209 --> 00:41:31,574
Yeah.

805
00:41:31,575 --> 00:41:34,941
I could have a 10-inch
dick and look like him.

806
00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:38,008
Well, who wouldn't want that?

807
00:41:40,009 --> 00:41:43,041
[Techno music]

808
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,842
[Doorbell rings]

809
00:41:58,910 --> 00:42:01,475
Hi.

810
00:42:01,476 --> 00:42:02,876
What are you doing here?

811
00:42:02,877 --> 00:42:04,675
Looking for you.

812
00:42:04,676 --> 00:42:06,475
Well, how'd you find me?

813
00:42:06,476 --> 00:42:08,842
Well, first, I asked your
mom, then I called David.

814
00:42:08,843 --> 00:42:10,476
Is there anyone you didn't ask?

815
00:42:10,477 --> 00:42:12,142
Then I asked Brian.

816
00:42:12,143 --> 00:42:15,842
What'd you do that for?
Look, just butt out.

817
00:42:15,843 --> 00:42:17,543
I told you before, this
is none of your business.

818
00:42:17,544 --> 00:42:20,710
Yeah, he said that whenever
you feel sad or upset,

819
00:42:20,711 --> 00:42:22,976
this is where you come.

820
00:42:22,977 --> 00:42:25,543
That just being around all these comics

821
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,910
brings the light into your eyes.

822
00:42:29,911 --> 00:42:31,743
He said that?

823
00:42:31,744 --> 00:42:33,676
I guess he knows you pretty well.

824
00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:36,077
Well, he doesn't know me anymore.

825
00:42:38,078 --> 00:42:39,676
Yeah.

826
00:42:39,677 --> 00:42:42,110
That is why he got you this.

827
00:42:44,111 --> 00:42:46,943
I told him already, I don't
want his crummy present.

828
00:42:46,944 --> 00:42:50,410
Wait!

829
00:42:50,411 --> 00:42:52,977
He misses you. He's
miserable without you.

830
00:42:52,978 --> 00:42:55,444
Well, good, he deserves to be.

831
00:42:55,445 --> 00:42:57,444
He loves you.

832
00:42:57,445 --> 00:42:58,677
He'll never admit it, but he does.

833
00:42:58,678 --> 00:42:59,744
- Brian...
- You know that.

834
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:02,444
Brian doesn't love anyone.

835
00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:05,477
He doesn't believe in love, remember?

836
00:43:05,478 --> 00:43:07,677
You're the exception.

837
00:43:07,678 --> 00:43:11,511
That's why he hurt you, so
you'd go back with David.

838
00:43:11,512 --> 00:43:13,611
He knew if he didn't, you'd
be waiting for him forever.

839
00:43:13,612 --> 00:43:16,011
That's bullshit.

840
00:43:16,012 --> 00:43:18,712
This was his way of saying good-bye.

841
00:43:20,713 --> 00:43:22,978
We've got some new
friends to meet tonight,

842
00:43:22,979 --> 00:43:25,879
whose dark world is
about to be illuminated.

843
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,678
And afterwards, I invite you
all to gather in the foyer

844
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:30,945
and have some incredible brownies

845
00:43:30,946 --> 00:43:34,012
baked by my incredible wife.

846
00:43:34,013 --> 00:43:35,745
So, let's get started.

847
00:43:39,746 --> 00:43:42,379
Hi. I... I'm Don.

848
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:44,412
All: Hi, Don.

849
00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:47,446
Um, how I got here is a long story,

850
00:43:47,447 --> 00:43:49,745
but that doesn't
matter because I'm here.

851
00:43:51,746 --> 00:43:54,412
- I've seen the light.
- Great.

852
00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:58,079
[Applause]

853
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:01,846
Hi, I'm Emmett.

854
00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:03,846
All: Hi, Emmett.

855
00:44:03,847 --> 00:44:06,046
And I, uh, I just want to say that...

856
00:44:08,047 --> 00:44:10,412
I want to see the light too.

857
00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:13,080
[Applause]

858
00:44:13,081 --> 00:44:16,080
[Techno music]

859
00:44:16,081 --> 00:44:18,413
♪ ♪

860
00:44:18,414 --> 00:44:21,813
♪ I want it ♪

861
00:44:21,814 --> 00:44:24,946
♪ I need it ♪

862
00:44:24,947 --> 00:44:28,614
♪ I feel it ♪

863
00:44:28,615 --> 00:44:32,313
♪ desire it ♪

864
00:44:32,314 --> 00:44:35,747
♪ I want it ♪

865
00:44:35,748 --> 00:44:39,081
♪ I need it ♪

866
00:44:39,082 --> 00:44:42,413
♪ I feel it ♪

867
00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:44,448
♪ desire it ♪

868
00:44:46,449 --> 00:44:49,414
What are you doing
here? You're married now.

869
00:44:49,415 --> 00:44:51,414
I can still look.

870
00:44:51,415 --> 00:44:55,081
Yeah, well, what's the good
of looking if you can't touch?

871
00:44:55,082 --> 00:44:58,548
♪ ♪

872
00:44:58,549 --> 00:45:00,481
- Want a beer?
- How many have you had?

873
00:45:00,482 --> 00:45:02,815
- A few.
- Too many.

874
00:45:02,816 --> 00:45:05,615
Keep track of the doctor, not me.

875
00:45:07,616 --> 00:45:09,715
I never thanked you for my gift.

876
00:45:09,716 --> 00:45:11,015
Your gift?

877
00:45:11,016 --> 00:45:13,715
Your ward tracked me down,
insisted that I take it.

878
00:45:13,716 --> 00:45:16,715
Yeah, well, I'll have
to punish him severely.

879
00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:18,848
It's the neatest thing I ever got.

880
00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,581
I thought so.

881
00:45:21,582 --> 00:45:24,616
♪ ♪

882
00:45:24,617 --> 00:45:25,982
You want to dance?

883
00:45:25,983 --> 00:45:28,415
♪ Be my lover ♪

884
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:33,849
♪ ♪

885
00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:35,816
It felt weird, not talking to you.

886
00:45:35,817 --> 00:45:37,482
Well, I never thought about it.

887
00:45:37,483 --> 00:45:39,749
[Chuckles] I heard
you were freaking out.

888
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,616
Yeah, who told you that?

889
00:45:41,617 --> 00:45:43,649
Everybody, Ted, Lindsay...

890
00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:45,382
Well, they're pathological liars.

891
00:45:45,383 --> 00:45:47,682
- I wouldn't trust them.
- You are so busted.

892
00:45:47,683 --> 00:45:50,283
So, how's the happy couple?

893
00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:53,416
- Are you really interested?
- Not in the slightest.

894
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,550
♪ ♪

895
00:45:55,551 --> 00:45:56,716
It's gonna be fine.

896
00:45:56,717 --> 00:45:58,250
Except he doesn't
know that Superman dies

897
00:45:58,251 --> 00:45:59,849
in The Crisis on Infinite Earth

898
00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:01,850
or that Batgirl is now
crippled and in a wheelchair

899
00:46:01,851 --> 00:46:04,283
after being raped by the Joker, or...

900
00:46:04,284 --> 00:46:06,950
Or that for that one
special day in 1970,

901
00:46:06,951 --> 00:46:09,650
Captain Astro became Astro Woman.

902
00:46:09,651 --> 00:46:12,250
- Exactly.
- You are so pathetic.

903
00:46:12,251 --> 00:46:14,683
Hey!

904
00:46:22,418 --> 00:46:25,384
Give him time.

905
00:46:25,385 --> 00:46:26,984
He'll learn.

906
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:30,984
♪ Be my lover ♪

907
00:46:30,985 --> 00:46:33,984
♪ ♪

908
00:46:33,985 --> 00:46:36,217
♪ be my lover ♪

909
00:46:38,218 --> 00:46:41,417
♪ ♪

910
00:46:41,418 --> 00:46:43,651
♪ tonight ♪

911
00:46:43,652 --> 00:46:46,185
[Techno music fades]

912
00:46:46,186 --> 00:46:49,518
[Door opens]

913
00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:52,285
- Hey.
- Hey.

914
00:46:52,286 --> 00:46:54,485
I feel like I haven't
seen you all weekend.

915
00:46:54,486 --> 00:46:55,718
You haven't.

916
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,418
In fact, I think I probably saw you more

917
00:46:57,419 --> 00:46:59,552
when you didn't live here.

918
00:47:01,553 --> 00:47:03,851
I notice you've been doing
a little redecorating.

919
00:47:03,852 --> 00:47:07,352
Ah, I felt the place
needed a little warmth.

920
00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:09,485
A little charm, a little whimsy.

921
00:47:11,486 --> 00:47:14,520
A little you.

922
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,720
Well, I suppose we could
put some of this stuff away.

923
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:29,652
You know, your moving in
was a big change for me too.

924
00:47:29,653 --> 00:47:32,852
I saw your stuff and
I suddenly realized...

925
00:47:32,853 --> 00:47:34,786
That I was "we" again.

926
00:47:37,787 --> 00:47:39,921
That my life was now our life.

927
00:47:44,287 --> 00:47:46,086
It kind of freaked me out.

928
00:47:49,387 --> 00:47:50,586
Well, I'm glad to know
I'm not the only one

929
00:47:50,587 --> 00:47:53,520
who's scared shitless.

930
00:47:53,521 --> 00:47:56,586
You know, I've, uh...

931
00:47:56,587 --> 00:47:58,354
Been reading your comics.

932
00:47:58,355 --> 00:48:00,554
- Oh, yeah?
- I hope you don't mind.

933
00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:02,686
I... I never really got a chance
to do that when I was a kid.

934
00:48:02,687 --> 00:48:05,820
My parents were pretty strict.

935
00:48:05,821 --> 00:48:08,687
You probably had to read
Tolstoy and stuff like that.

936
00:48:08,688 --> 00:48:12,587
[Chuckles] Actually,
they're kind of fun.

937
00:48:12,588 --> 00:48:15,621
Did you know...

938
00:48:15,622 --> 00:48:18,687
that for one special day in 1970,

939
00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:21,307
Captain Astro became Astro Woman?

940
00:48:23,308 --> 00:48:26,277
[Dance music]

941
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:34,053
[Cymbal crash]

942
00:48:36,054 --> 00:48:39,089
[Laughter]

943
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,760
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

944
00:48:45,764 --> 00:48:47,598
♪ I look at you, baby ♪

945
00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:49,467
♪ you look at me, baby ♪

946
00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:53,337
♪ just think I heard something blink ♪

947
00:48:53,338 --> 00:48:55,306
♪ you know I need you ♪

948
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:57,107
♪ I'm going crazy ♪

949
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,443
♪ we better do something quick ♪

950
00:48:59,444 --> 00:49:03,080
♪ shake me up with the monkey love ♪

951
00:49:03,081 --> 00:49:05,817
♪ crazy is what I've been thinking of ♪

952
00:49:07,118 --> 00:49:10,788
♪ shake me up with the monkey love ♪

953
00:49:10,789 --> 00:49:14,391
♪ crazy is what I've been thinking of ♪

954
00:49:14,392 --> 00:49:16,596
♪ the monkey love ♪

955
00:49:18,597 --> 00:49:22,299
♪ oh, yeah ♪

956
00:49:26,371 --> 00:49:28,741
♪ oh, yeah ♪

957
00:49:30,742 --> 00:49:32,610
♪ you understand me ♪

958
00:49:32,611 --> 00:49:34,545
♪ not in denial ♪

959
00:49:34,546 --> 00:49:38,282
♪ I got the passion to burn ♪

960
00:49:38,283 --> 00:49:40,284
♪ but now you get me ♪

961
00:49:40,285 --> 00:49:42,119
♪ you gotta let me ♪

962
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,622
♪ go past the point of return ♪

963
00:49:44,623 --> 00:49:48,259
♪ shake me up with the monkey love ♪

964
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:52,096
♪ crazy is what I've been thinking of ♪

965
00:49:52,097 --> 00:49:55,566
♪ shake me up with the monkey love ♪

966
00:49:55,567 --> 00:49:59,303
♪ crazy is what I've been thinking of ♪

967
00:49:59,304 --> 00:50:00,771
♪ that monkey love ♪

968
00:50:00,772 --> 00:50:04,109
♪ ♪