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Ni nyota ngapi
kumeta angani?
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Umewahi kujaribu kuzihesabu?
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Ingechukua miaka 6,000
hesabu wale walio kwenye galaksi yetu pekee
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Je, kuna galaksi ngapi kama hizi?
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Wanasayansi wanadhani
bilioni mbili zaidi
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Je, haiwezekani kuwa miongoni mwao
haya mabilioni ya miili ya mbinguni
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sayari yenye watu
kama sisi ipo?
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Tunapochunguza nafasi
kuwatafuta,
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hawangeweza kuja hapa,
unatutafuta?
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WIMBO wa pop wa Kihindi
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Alichoiba mwizi ni
kifaa kukumbuka spaceship yake
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Bila kidhibiti hiki cha mbali
hakuweza kurudi nyumbani
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Hakujua lugha yetu,
wala hakuwa na rafiki hapa
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Peke yangu, huzuni,
wazo lake pekee lilikuwa...
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.. nitarudi vipi nyumbani?
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Kwenye njia ya Wakati
Maisha ni mwali mfupi tu
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Katika ukungu wake unaong'aa
Tunatamani, tunaota, tupo
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Lakini kwenye bend nzuri
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Mtu mgeni tunaweza kukutana naye
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Maisha baada ya miaka mitano
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Ambaye kumbukumbu yake inaweza kudumu
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Tikiti ya ziada.
Je, kuna tiketi ya ziada?
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- Ndio bwana ...
- Nitachukua!
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Samahani, niliinua mkono wangu kwanza
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Lakini niliita kwanza
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Mimi ni shabiki mkubwa wa
Bwana Bachchan, mshairi
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Mimi ni shabiki mkubwa wa mtoto wake,
mwigizaji
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Kuanzia umri wa miaka kumi, ninajua mashairi yake yote.
Imekaririwa kikamilifu
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Kuanzia umri wa miaka mitano, najua mtoto wake
mazungumzo - bila kukariri
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Hello, nani anataka?
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Nipe.
Ushairi sio kikombe chake cha chai
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€1OO
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€1OO kwa tikiti ya €4O?
Soko jeusi la mashairi!
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Imewekwa kwenye foleni
masaa sita kwa hili
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Muda ni pesa
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- Nenda kwa mazungumzo.
- Yote yako. Wanawake kwanza
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Sekunde tu!
Kwa nini usigawanye tikiti?
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Nusu ya 1 unafurahia ushairi.
Nusu ya 2 nitafurahia uigizaji
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Hilo ni wazo zuri sana!
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10, 20, 30, 4O
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50 zaidi
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-96
-96
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€96. Vipi kuhusu punguzo?
Tunatoka hesabu moja/
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Salamu India, kaka!
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Uishi nchi mama!
€100
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Tikiti ya ziada.
Je, kuna tiketi ya ziada?
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Bwana!
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Je, ninaweza kukopa €4?
Tafadhali!
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Weka saa yangu hadi nitakapolipa
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Tafadhali, bwana,
ni tiketi ya mwisho
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Show inauzwa, mtoto.
Hakuna tikiti zilizosalia
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Imebaki moja
na mfanyabiashara huyo mweusi
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Mjinga!
Kuipa India jina baya
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Hivyo kweli!
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Subiri hapa.
Nitakupatia hiyo tikiti
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Sawa, Bwana
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Asante
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Ndiyo!
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- Bwana!
- Je! ninakujua?
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Tikiti yangu iko wapi?
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Tikiti?
Yako kwa €100
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00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,049
Wewe tapeli wa damu!
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00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,685
Dacoit inayooza!
Nyoka dhaifu! Mbepari!
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Zingatia lugha yako!
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Akili koti lako kwanza!
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- Sasa furahiya onyesho!
- Usalama!
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- Mikunjo iliyoanguka!
- Usalama!
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Hebu tutoke hapa
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Nitakupata kwa hili!
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Msinifukuze...
kumkamata!
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Wazee siku hizi!
Ni kizazi kilichoharibika!
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Sahau
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Ninawezaje?
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Jambazi huyo anatamba katika ushairi
na mimi hapa
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Idondoshe
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Kwa nini pine kwa ajili ya chama
kwamba shuns sisi?
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Fuata wakati huu
hiyo inatukaribisha
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Mimi pia hujishughulisha na ushairi
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Ni nzuri. Endelea
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Hapana. Nikiendelea,
utanipendekeza
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- Wewe wazimu?
- Ninamaanisha!
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Mshairi wako mpendwa,
mwandamizi Bw Bachchan
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alikutana na mwanamke asubuhi moja,
alimvutia kwa aya
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Kufikia jioni walikuwa wamefunga ndoa.
Kwa hiyo nimesoma
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Kweli?
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Na kijana!
Angalia walichozalisha -
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Amitabh Bachchan -
mwigizaji mkubwa
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Taya“
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Jaggu?
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Jina langu
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00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:42,110
Baba aliniita Jagat Janani:
mama wa dunia
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Nilidhihakiwa shuleni
kwa hivyo nilifupisha - Jaggu
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- Kutoka Mumbai?
- Hapana. Delhi
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Ninasoma utayarishaji wa TV
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Na wewe?
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Sarfaraz. Ninasoma usanifu
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na wakati wa sufuria ya kazi
katika Ubalozi wa Pakistan
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Ubalozi wa Pakistani? Kwa nini?
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Kweli, ninatoka Pakistani
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Haiwezekani Ubalozi wa India
wataniajiri!
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Kuna nini?
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Hakuna kitu
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Kuwa kwangu kutoka Pakistan
inakusumbua?
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Sawa basi
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Kwaheri
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Usiniulize jina langu,
wala nchi yangu
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Kutoka katika utumwa wa
mipaka huvunja bure
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Hatua chache
katika safari hii fupi
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00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:08,227
Njoo,
tu tembea nami
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Usiniulize jina langu,
wala nchi yangu
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Kutoka katika utumwa wa
mipaka huvunja bure
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Hatua chache
katika safari hii fupi
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Njoo,
tu tembea nami
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Zamani ya maeneo ya
neno na hotuba
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Mkono kwa mkono,
mahali pa kufikia
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Hatua chache
katika safari hii fupi
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Njoo,
tu tembea nami
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Zamani ya maeneo ya
neno na hotuba
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Mkono kwa mkono,
mahali pa kufikia
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Hatua chache
katika safari hii fupi
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Njoo,
tu tembea nami
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00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,309
Ikiwa jua linachoma
njia
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Zulia la kivuli
nitaweka
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Ikiwa giza
hujaza na mfadhaiko
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Nitajuza
mwezi angani
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Kama kukata tamaa kutajaa
siku yako
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Kwa kicheko
H! shoo mbali
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Kucheka, kutabasamu,
kuimba wimbo
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Pamoja tutafanya
tembea pamoja
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Na wewe,
msafiri mwenzangu
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Hakuna ninachoogopa katika ulimwengu huu
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Kwa nini hatua chache,
maisha yote
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Na wewe nitatembea
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Zamani ya maeneo ya
neno na hotuba
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Mkono kwa mkono,
mahali pa kufikia
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Hatua chache
katika safari hii fupi
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Njoo,
tu tembea nami
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- Asante
- Asante
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Mama!
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Papa!
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Ameanguka kwa upendo!
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Umeanguka kwa upendo?
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Yeye ni mzuri sana!
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Picha zaidi tafadhali!
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Kazi yake nini?
Familia yake ikoje?
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Tulia Mama.
nitakuambia
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Kwanza, jina
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Sarfaraz
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Muislamu?
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Ndiyo. Mafunzo ya usanifu.
Familia iko Pakistan
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Pakistani!
Pakistan gani?
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Kuna tu
Pakistan moja, Mama
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Utavaa burkhas?
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Kusoma Quran?
Umekuwa wazimu?
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Usikate muunganisho.
Kaa sawa
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00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,236
Stan gari
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Ali ameangamia, Mtukufu Wako.
Msaada!
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Nilijua haswa
ambapo Papa alikuwa anaelekea
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Tangu utotoni alikuwa na uso mmoja
alituzunguka: Utakatifu wake
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00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,180
Kwaheri Mama
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Kutoka kwa mifuko hadi kuta za bafu,
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alikuwepo kila mahali
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Hata kwa mfereji wa mizizi
angeweka wakati mzuri
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Alikuwa amemzawadia Papa sanduku la Mungu
na mungu kwa kila kazi
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Mungu wa Utajiri
kwa soko la hisa
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Mungu wa Afya kwa ajili ya mazoezi
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00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,348
Ibada za mtandao na
pipi takatifu na courier
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ulikuwa ubunifu wake
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00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,555
Salamu, Utakatifu wako
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00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,091
Salamu, Utakatifu wako
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Gusa miguu yake Jaggu
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00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,983
Kwa nini infatuation hii mbaya?
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00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:32,551
Chukua kalamu na uandike
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00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,353
Mungu
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Niangazie
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00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,291
Ndiyo...
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Ndiyo...
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00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,403
Tamaa yako ni amri yetu
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00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,076
Andika unabii huo
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00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,436
Kijana huyu wa Pakistani,
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Sarfaraz,
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atakusaliti
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00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,344
Najua hatafanya
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00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:09,426
Historia inashuhudia:
watu hawa wanapanga na kusaliti
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00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,290
Atafuatilia
anasa za kimwili
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00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,629
Lakini hatakuoa kamwe.
Atatoweka
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00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:21,631
Njoo nyumbani sasa! Moja zaidi
usiku huko, nawe umekufa kwetu
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00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,641
Bwana Sahni,
Nitazungumza naye
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00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,667
Mtoto, bonyeza kitufe cha kufuta
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00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,239
Mfukuze
kutoka kwa mfumo wako
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00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,012
Habari!
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00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,656
Nini kilitokea?
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00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,024
Je, unanipenda?
194
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,191
Bila shaka mimi. Kwa nini?
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00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:51,001
- Je, utanioa?
- Kuna nini?
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00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,124
Ndiyo au hapana, Sarfaraz?
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00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,302
- Ndio, lakini ...
- Kesho
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00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,538
Kesho?
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00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,367
Kesho tunafunga ndoa
200
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,070
Unabii wake si sahihi.
Nitathibitisha
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00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,252
Bw James Herrick na
Bibi Oprah Brown, unafuata
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00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,465
- James hayupo hapa, bado.
- Oh, zungumza na msajili
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00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,231
Unaweza tu
shikilia hii tafadhali?
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00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,697
- Ndiyo bila shaka.
- Asante
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00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,434
Habari...
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00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,504
Hii ni kwa ajili yako
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00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,677
- Kwa ajili yangu?
- Ndio
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00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,544
Asante
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00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,613
Ilikuwa kutoka kwa Sarfaraz
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00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,281
Alisema: ndoa si haki
kati ya watu binafsi, lakini familia
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00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:49,626
Imani zetu, nchi,
tamaduni ni tofauti
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00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,595
Hatuwezi kuwa na furaha kamwe
ikiwa familia zetu hazina furaha
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00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,198
Usijaribu kuwasiliana nami
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00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,798
Samahani
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00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,216
Wapi pa kwenda vijana |adV?
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00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:20,649
New Delhi
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00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:29,056
Nilirudi katika jiji langu, lakini
wazazi wangu walikataa kuniona
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00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,201
Nilijiunga na kituo cha habari
kama mwandishi
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00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,630
Hadithi ya leo:
mbwa mwenye huzuni
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00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,300
Ndio habari zetu zinazochipuka!
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00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,201
Siku kadhaa tulikuwa na habari,
siku zingine tulitengeneza
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00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,725
Kutokuwepo: Mungu
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00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,432
Ikipatikana, wasiliana na Tipsy
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00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,608
Kuna hadithi katika mtu huyu.
Nitakuona ofisini
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00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,602
Usichelewe!
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00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,284
Samahani?
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00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,286
Kwa nini wewe
kuwapa hizi?
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00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,031
Nina kesi
wakisubiri pamoja Naye
229
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,233
Yeye hatasuluhishi,
wala kukutana nami
230
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,729
Maisha yangu ni kaput
231
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,562
Amejificha
232
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,270
Je, umemwona karibu?
233
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,075
Hapana
234
00:22:51,637 --> 00:23:00,216
Salamu Mungu wa kike,
Salamu Mama Mtakatifu
235
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:04,657
Salamu Mungu wa kike,
Salamu Mama Mtakatifu
236
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,257
Kwa njia,
kofia ya nini?
237
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:09,532
Nilipata wazo kutoka kwa vilele vya teksi
238
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,628
Njano hupiga kelele kutoka maili
239
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,062
Teksi zinaonekana
kwa urahisi katika trafiki
240
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:20,000
- Kwa hiyo?
- Kwa hivyo Mungu anaweza kuniona kwa urahisi!
241
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:24,373
Atanionaje tena
katika umati huu?
242
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:35,115
Kidogo kushoto kwako - kamili!
243
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,588
Sawa, usuli?
244
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,525
Cue .3899“
245
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,229
Wanasema
wanyama si kujiua
246
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:46,662
Hapa ni kwa Nikku.
Mbwa wa Bw Sweetie Singh
247
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:50,773
Nikku amejaribu
kujiua mara tatu
248
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:56,571
Kuruka juu ya paa, kulamba kulala
vidonge, kuruka kwenye burner ya gesi
249
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,073
Nikku ana shida gani?
250
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,311
Je, Nikku ni windo la a
tatizo la akili?
251
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:04,316
Je Nikku...
252
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,219
Kuna nini Jaggu?
253
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,355
Shida gani hii, Mitu?
254
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:18,091
Gumzo letu na mfanyabiashara maarufu
Bw Ratan anaendelea
255
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,000
mara baada ya mapumziko haya
256
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,534
Unaendelea vizuri, Ratan?
Kahawa fulani?
257
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,270
Mpatie kahawa
258
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:27,502
- Chem]...
- Ah hapana!
259
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:31,103
Unafikiri nini? Mbwa huyu ana
unyogovu, shida ya wasiwasi,
260
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,546
schizophrenia, au ADHD?
261
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,678
Vyovyote vile,
kwa nini ningejali?
262
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,010
Hasa
263
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:43,023
Kwa nini mtu yeyote angejali?
Sasa kwa nini tunapeperusha ng'ombe kama huyo?
264
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,559
Je, ungependa kupeperusha nini?
265
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,028
Mshike tafadhali
266
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:50,757
Unaona hii?
267
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,228
Nilikutana na kijana akisambaza
vipeperushi hivi
268
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:57,369
- Anamtafuta Mungu.
- Umempata?
269
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,532
Hapana ... lakini
270
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:03,978
Kumtafuta Mungu - hiyo ndiyo dini.
Kumtafuta Mungu - hiyo ndiyo habari
271
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,483
Akimpata Mungu, mchukue.
Nitamweka hewani
272
00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:08,548
Unajua sera ya Kampuni
273
00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,284
Hakuna habari juu ya dini,
hakuna habari juu ya Mungu. Imekamilika
274
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,183
Mwanaume, umebadilika!
275
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:15,616
Mpiganaji yuko wapi,
Chern/ Bajwa?
276
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,493
Unataka kumuona mpiganaji?
277
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,597
Angalia vizuri
278
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,531
Kuna alama tatu hapa
279
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,534
Hizi si alama za kuzaliwa
280
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:30,072
Niliendesha onyesho dhidi ya Utakatifu Wake,
Guru wa baba yako
281
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,572
Waja wake shoved trident
hapa kwenye bum yangu
282
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,478
Nanga inakuja kwako
katika sekunde 10
283
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:39,208
Siku hiyo niliapa -
kama unataka kuishi katika nchi hii
284
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,178
usichanganye na dini.
Ni hayo tu
285
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,287
- Nina kipindi cha kuendesha sasa.
- 5... 4...
286
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,012
3...
287
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:44,748
2...
288
00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:45,678
1...
289
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,282
Karibu tena kutoka kwa mapumziko
290
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:50,551
Tulikuwa tunazungumza na
mfanyabiashara maarufu wa viwanda Bw Ratan...
291
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,628
Bosi aliua hadithi yangu
292
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:58,024
Lakini ilirudi kuwa hai
wiki mbili baadaye
293
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:40,336
[ SANDUKU LA MCHANGO]
294
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,182
Acha! Mwizi!
295
00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:52,512
Anaiba
kutoka kwa sanduku la michango!
296
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,672
Usimwache aende!
297
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,674
Kuinua kutoka
sanduku la mchango, mjinga wewe?
298
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:22,475
Ndiyo
299
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,316
Yeye si mwizi!
300
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,056
Wakati wa kuchangia
pochi yangu ilianguka kwenye sanduku
301
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,423
Alikuwa akiitoa kwa ajili yangu
302
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,288
Niamini
303
00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:37,159
Angalia mwenyewe.
Ina Rupia 5,000 ndani yake
304
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:55,347
- Hiyo ni yangu!
- Ilikuwa
305
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,746
Mara moja kwenye sanduku,
imetolewa
306
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:01,147
Sasa, ni ya Mungu.
Waache waende zao
307
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,627
Jamani, nini jamani
ulikuwa unafanya?
308
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,128
Kudai kurejeshewa pesa zangu
309
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,196
Mungu alichukua ada yake
lakini haikutoa
310
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,960
Subiri...
311
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:14,393
Nilikuona ukivua pesa,
kisha rudisha zingine ndani
312
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:19,306
Nilirudisha kile nilicholipa
kwenye tawi hili. Imerejesha iliyobaki
313
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,438
Ulikuwa unavaa
shanga na hirizi?
314
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,572
Imekataliwa. Imeenda kwa uzuri
315
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,573
Kwa nini basi stika?
316
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,313
Kujilinda!
317
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:34,047
Picha za Mungu kwenye kuta - kuzuia kukojoa
318
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,419
juu ya uso - kuzuia ngumi
319
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,992
Mitu, uko wapi?
320
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,602
Nichukue.
Sina pesa za kurudi nyumbani
321
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,266
Nitakujaza baadaye
322
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:53,032
Niko Mudrika,
nje ya hekalu
323
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:55,467
Haraka.
Asante, kwaheri
324
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,513
Haya basi
325
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:02,042
- Kwa nini?
- Kwa safari ya kwenda nyumbani
326
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:06,982
Wakati mtu hawezi
fika nyumbani, ninahisi huzuni
327
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:11,993
- Subiri.
- Hiyo ndiyo yote niliyokuwa nayo
328
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,288
Siwezi kukubali hili
329
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:18,567
- Kwa nini?
- Je, hutahitaji kufika nyumbani?
330
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:26,973
Pesa haziwezi kunirudisha nyumbani
331
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,046
Kwa nini? Unaishi wapi?
332
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:41,514
Katika magofu ya visima vya hatua
333
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:47,687
Lakini katika msimu huu wa mvua,
Ninaingia kwenye lock-up
334
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,026
Kufungia!
Kama katika kufungwa kwa polisi?
335
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:54,999
Kuna 122 katika jiji.
Mimi yo-yo kati yao
336
00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:58,436
Na walikuruhusu uingie,
kama hoteli?
337
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,303
Njoo.
Nitakupa onyesho
338
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:06,607
[Saini USIKOJOE HAPA]
339
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,146
Tazama tu!
340
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,716
[Saini USIKOJOE HAPA]
341
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,152
Halo, shaba -
angalia hapa sawa!
342
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,743
Nitakuonyesha sawa!
343
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,318
Jaggu!
344
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,085
Inatubidi
fuata gari hilo
345
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:56,166
- Tunamfuata nani?
- Jiwe/
346
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,179
Nipe pochi yako.
Nahitaji pesa taslimu
347
00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:16,616
Haraka!
Asante. Kwaheri
348
00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,429
Samahani?
349
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:32,333
Ndiyo?
350
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:35,131
Nataka kwenda
ndani ya kizuizi
351
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,466
Kwa nini?
352
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,535
Ili kukutana na mtu huyo
353
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,770
Unafikiri hii ndiyo
kahawa ya ndani pamoja, huh?
354
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:47,381
Saunter ndani na chillax
na marafiki zako?
355
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,175
Hii ni lock-up, kupata?
356
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,386
Wahalifu pekee ndio huingia
357
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,318
Kuhonga ni kosa!
358
00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:01,063
Ndio maana najituma!
359
00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,131
Naweza kukufungia ndani
360
00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,292
Tafadhali fanya... HARAKA!
361
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,534
- Asante, Bwana Pandey.
- Saa moja, ndivyo hivyo
362
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,235
I-li
363
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:21,748
Nataka hadithi yako.
Je, utaishiriki?
364
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,483
Kwa nini?
365
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:27,053
Mimi ni ripota wa IV.
Ni kazi yangu
366
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:44,438
- Endelea, uliza.
- Kushangaza!
367
00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:51,475
Jina lako?
368
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:54,248
Huna jina
369
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:57,047
Wananiita Tipsy hapa.
Ananipiga kwanini
370
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,487
Na unafanya nini?
371
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,125
Mimi ni mwanaanga
372
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,288
Mwanaanga!
373
00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,998
Wale wanaopiga risasi
kwa mwezi?
374
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:13,497
Nimekuwa huko mara moja.
Ni kaput
375
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,696
Hakika!
376
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,171
Basi nini yako
sayari unayoipenda?
377
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:22,212
- Yangu.
- Nilimaanisha badala ya Dunia?
378
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,471
Eah ni mega-kaput
379
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,274
Nilimaanisha sayari yangu mwenyewe
380
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:35,014
Itaonekana huko usiku
381
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,721
Tulikwenda ndizi,
382
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:43,132
tulipopata sayari nyingine
na watu kama sisi
383
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,259
Nilitumwa hapa
kwenye dhamira ya utafiti
384
00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,302
Kijana, nimekaribishwa kama nini!
385
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,733
Rimoti yangu iliibiwa
386
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:55,101
Bila hivyo,
Siwezi kuashiria watu wangu
387
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:58,306
na bila ishara
hawatakuja kwa ajili yangu
388
00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:01,277
Watafikiri
ni sayari hatari
389
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,080
Kwamba nimekufa kama dodo
390
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:09,321
Habari!
391
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,993
- Sikiliza...
- Je!
392
00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:12,728
Niruhusu nitoke.
Nataka kwenda nyumbani
393
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:17,122
Mtukufu wako, wafungwa
usiamue hivyo. Polisi kufanya
394
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,666
Mimi si mwizi
395
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:20,401
Hivyo sema wezi wote
396
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,993
Afisa Pandey yuko wapi?
397
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:24,530
Nje kwenye mizunguko yake
398
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,004
Afisa Pandey!
399
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:28,577
Afisa Pandey!
400
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,705
Nyamaza, au utapata
sandwich ya knuckle
401
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:54,300
Unafikiri
Ninazungumza baloney?
402
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,505
Ni wazi!
403
00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,201
Je, Kihindi ndiyo lugha rasmi
ya sayari yako?
404
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,106
Kwenye sayari yetu...
405
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,374
.. hakuna lugha!
406
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,377
Tunasoma akili.
Hakuna kuchanganyikiwa
407
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,587
Hapa, unasema kitu
na kumaanisha kitu kingine
408
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,020
Neno la herufi mbili linaweza kuwa
maana nne tofauti
409
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:18,258
Unapotikisa kichwa na kusema "oh",
inamaanisha "Ah, hiyo ni nzuri"
410
00:35:19,517 --> 00:35:22,726
Wakati macho yako yanatoka,
"oh!" maana yake ni habari mbaya
411
00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:25,998
“Mama mkwe wako
inaingia ndani." "Loo!"
412
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,470
Ukiwa na hasira, unanguruma
413
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:33,198
"Oh! Utalipa
kwa upuuzi huo!"
414
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:36,445
Na wakati mawazo yako ni ya kina,
"oh" yako ni ndefu!
415
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,613
"Ohhhhhh! Naona!"
416
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:43,747
Unaposikia maneno,
lazima uangalie usemi
417
00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:46,011
ili kupata maana halisi
418
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:50,219
Ni mateso!
Ilichukua saa 6 kamili kujifunza Kihindi
419
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:53,454
Lugha nzima katika masaa 6?
420
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,124
Hakuna aliyeniruhusu kushikana mikono
421
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,693
Hatimaye, mwanamke mzuri
alimpa mkono
422
00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:02,637
Niliishikilia na kuihamisha
lugha yake kwenye mfumo wangu
423
00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:07,575
Mwanadamu, hakuna kikomo
kwa wapambe wako!
424
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,203
Je, mkono wako ni kebo ya USB,
425
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:14,211
ambayo huhamisha faili
kati ya kompyuta?
426
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:18,249
Na nguo zako? Ni jeans zilizofifia
hasira katika sayari yako pia?
427
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:19,980
Hapana!
428
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,383
Kwenye sayari yetu...
429
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:25,652
.. hakuna anayevaa nguo.
Hapo tunaenda uchi
430
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,996
Hapa, mwanzoni nilifikiria
431
00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:32,991
ngozi zako zilikuwa
tofauti na yetu
432
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,665
Baadhi yao walikuwa na ngozi zinazometa,
433
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,600
jeti nyeusi
434
00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:42,645
Baadhi ya ngozi zilikuwa za rangi,
baadhi nyeupe
435
00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:47,573
Nyingine huficha nata,
baggy fulani
436
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:52,521
Kisha siku moja
Nilipata gari
437
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,121
Gari la kucheza
438
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:05,700
Siku hiyo nilitambua
ngozi zetu zilikuwa sawa
439
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:10,972
lakini yako imefunikwa
na kitu kinachoitwa mtindo
440
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,010
Redio ya Biashara
441
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:22,447
Sasa ningeweza kuchanganya
442
00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:26,450
Bado nilidhihakiwa
443
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,556
Angalia hapa -
nusu mwanaume, nusu mwanamke!
444
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,320
Polepole niliipata
445
00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:36,489
Kuna wanaume - mitindo
na mwanamke - mtindo
446
00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,562
Kulikuwa na mtindo wa siku...
447
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,492
.. na mtindo wa usiku
448
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,232
Mitindo ya michezo...
449
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,035
.. na mitindo ya kushona
450
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:51,003
Na nguo,
Nimepata baadhi ya picha
451
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:08,696
Ilinipata - picha hizi
ilimaanisha kuishi
452
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:12,297
Ungeweza
wabadilishane kwa chakula
453
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:15,961
Sol aliunda jalada
ya picha za mzee huyu
454
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,318
Hii ni nini?
455
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,725
Hizi ni za nini?
456
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,326
Mbona unanipa
uchafu huu?
457
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,336
Sawa! Sasa tunazungumza!
458
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,370
Haya basi
459
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:57,507
Nimeipata: picha hii ilikuwa na thamani
kwenye aina moja tu ya karatasi
460
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:02,246
Kwenye karatasi nyingine yoyote,
ilikuwa haina maana
461
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:08,015
Kwa pesa taslimu na nguo,
magari ya kucheza yalipatikana kwa wingi
462
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,218
Walikuwa benki yangu,
walikuwa fundi cherehani wangu!
463
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,361
Mara moja, nilipata
vile mavazi ya magnetic
464
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:18,568
kwamba hakuna picha
zilihitajika
465
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:20,967
Chakula kilivutwa kwangu
466
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,969
Kwa ajili yako, bwana
467
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:29,167
Sasa, ili kupata rimoti yangu, ilinibidi
jifunze lugha ya sayari hii
468
00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:32,440
Bila hiyo,
kila kazi ilikuwa jaribio
469
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,507
Kama kumwambia bwana huyu
470
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:38,280
kulikuwa na kasoro
kwa mtindo wake
471
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:48,427
Nilihisi nimeharibu mtindo wake
472
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:53,126
Kwa hivyo niliirudisha
ambapo ilikuwa
473
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:20,118
[Tangazo la Redio]
474
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,501
Kumkuta njiani
475
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:28,228
Baadhi ya mpuuzi
kumpiga na bolted
476
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:31,064
Inaonekana ni sawa,
477
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:34,335
lakini hajibu
478
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,476
Ana sikio lake
aliiita siku?
479
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,715
Je, wewe ni kiziwi?
480
00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:43,651
Unaweza kusikia sawa,
lakini haongei
481
00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:46,549
Inaonekana katika hali ya mshtuko
482
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,055
Kupoteza kumbukumbu, ninaogopa
483
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,539
Kumbuka mpuuzi
nani alikupiga?
484
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:08,142
Unakumbuka sahani ya leseni?
485
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:12,476
Unakumbuka chochote?
486
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:44,235
Njoo rafiki yangu.
Njoo nami
487
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:49,375
Kuwa mgeni wangu mpaka wewe
rudisha kumbukumbu yako
488
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:53,614
Endelea kupiga kichwa chako
489
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:59,391
Kugonga mara moja kulichukua kumbukumbu yako,
mwingine anaweza kuirudisha
490
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:01,188
Nimeiona kwenye sinema
491
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:03,596
Ili kujua alivyokuwa
kuruka juu,
492
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:08,035
Ilibidi nimshike mkono
na kuhamisha lugha yake
493
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,002
Habari!
494
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:17,012
Kwa kumbukumbu/kupoteza jinsia yako
maana akaenda kwa toss?
495
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:18,145
Subiri kidogo...
496
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,615
Tazama hii - leseni yangu
497
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:22,516
Jinsia: MWANAUME
498
00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:23,576
Mwanaume...
499
00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:26,682
tapeli, mkorofi, mkorofi
500
00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:33,352
Kurudi nyumbani
Ilinibidi kushika mkono wa mtu
501
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,405
Huyu hapa mgeni wangu zany anakuja
502
00:42:56,541 --> 00:43:00,182
Siwezi kutofautisha jamaa na gal
Inapiga kwa furaha kwa wote
503
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:06,620
Huyu hapa mgeni wangu zany anakuja
504
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:10,294
Siwezi kutofautisha jamaa na gal
Inapiga kwa furaha kwa wote
505
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:14,094
Michezo yako ya kusisimua ikiwa haijasitishwa,
hakika utaniua!
506
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,068
Usiwe janga
Je, punguza hamu yako
507
00:43:17,996 --> 00:43:24,675
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
508
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:34,019
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
509
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:14,424
Mtalii akiwa amevaa gia za tacky
unatoka karibu au mbali
510
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:17,725
Kutoka Mumbai, Madrid
au Madagaska
511
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:21,429
Mtalii akiwa amevaa gia za tacky
unatoka karibu au mbali
512
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:25,005
Kutoka Mumbai, Madrid
au Madagaska
513
00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:32,072
Jina lako ulikuwa nani shuleni
Je, ilikuwa ya ujinga au ilikuwa ya kupendeza?
514
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:39,017
Jina lako ulikuwa nani shuleni
Je, ilikuwa ya ujinga au ilikuwa ya kupendeza?
515
00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:42,747
Msimbo wa posta ni nini
Ya makao yako
516
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:46,493
Je, ulishuka kutoka kwenye wingu
Au kuchipua kutoka chini ya ardhi
517
00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:50,192
Michezo yako ya kusisimua ikiwa haijasitishwa,
hakika utaniua!
518
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:53,197
Usiwe janga
Je, punguza hamu yako
519
00:44:54,025 --> 00:45:01,034
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
520
00:45:02,967 --> 00:45:09,248
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
521
00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:15,556
Upotezaji huu wa kumbukumbu ni baraka
522
00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:22,123
Upotezaji huu wa kumbukumbu ni baraka
523
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,599
Ugomvi umesahaulika
wakopeshaji lefi kubahatisha
524
00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:27,260
Kijana mpendwa
525
00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:29,095
Kadi isiyo na hatia
526
00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:32,565
Usiwe janga
Je, punguza hamu yako
527
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:39,274
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
528
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:48,581
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
529
00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:25,016
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
530
00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:27,124
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa!
531
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:28,594
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa!
532
00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:32,100
Huyu hapa anakuja kijana mwenye tamaa
Mgeni wangu na mtindo huu wa mambo
533
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,238
Nasikia uchungu wako kaka
534
00:46:44,702 --> 00:46:46,545
Lakini usiende kushikana mikono
535
00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:52,453
Unaweza kuishia kitandani,
lakini uwezekano mkubwa ni kitanda cha hospitali
536
00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:59,525
Usikate tamaa,
Najua mahali kwako
537
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,965
Mkono, mguu -
shika chochote
538
00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:16,975
Hakuna mtu atakushtua hapa
539
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,270
Njoo
540
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:23,248
Jirani iliyoje!
Wanawake wema, wenye kukaribisha
541
00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:27,088
Wote wakinyoosha mkono wangu,
kunialika nyumbani
542
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:31,689
Hapa nilikutana na serene na
mwanamke mpole, Pilipili
543
00:47:31,983 --> 00:47:35,521
Pilipili, mchukue
kwenye chumba cha honeymoon
544
00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,706
Pilipili alikaa kwa subira usiku kucha
545
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:32,145
Kwa saa 6 kamili,
Nilihamisha faili zake za lugha
546
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:38,083
ABC - XYZ,
Nilichora kila kitu
547
00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:53,566
Mara ya kwanza?... Kaput kabla ya kuanza?
548
00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,705
Y---V--- ndiyo!
549
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:04,552
Unatoka wapi?
550
00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:10,082
Mbali, mbali
551
00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:14,019
Kutoka kwa kijiji kisichosikika
552
00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:16,664
Lakini unazungumza lugha yangu!
553
00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:22,035
Kwa sababu nilijifunza kutoka kwako,
Dada
554
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:26,040
Dada! Unafikiri
hii ni nyumba ya watawa? Nje!
555
00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:29,007
Ndugu!
556
00:49:30,234 --> 00:49:32,214
Ndugu, amka!
557
00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,381
Ndugu, amka!
558
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:36,048
Ndugu!
559
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,979
Unaongea!
560
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,616
Ndugu, nahitaji msaada wako
561
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,016
Pilipili ilisafisha koo lako!
562
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:45,990
Ndugu, njoo nami haraka
563
00:49:46,016 --> 00:49:48,724
Kumbukumbu na kufanya nje
kuwa na uhusiano wa moja kwa moja!
564
00:49:49,553 --> 00:49:54,024
Sasisha hati:
lala, pona!
565
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,469
Ni haraka, kaka!
566
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,695
Sawa, twende
567
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,345
Acha... acha!
568
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,415
Acha, kaka!
569
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:15,684
Yule mkorofi aliniibia
hapa hapa
570
00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:19,057
Nahitaji cheni yangu, kaka.
Lazima niirudishe
571
00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:21,127
- Thamani?
- Ni ya thamani!
572
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:24,360
Mwizi lazima awe mwenyeji
573
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,532
Lakini atauza
uporaji huko Delhi
574
00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:31,299
Ikiwa aliuza vitu vya bei hapa,
angekamatwa
575
00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:34,206
Kisha lazima niende
576
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,172
Wapi?
577
00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,075
Delhi
578
00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,505
- Afisa!
- Ndio?
579
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:07,166
- Udhibiti wangu wa mbali umeibiwa.
- Je!
580
00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:10,378
Tarajia jeshi la polisi
ili kufuatilia kidhibiti chako cha mbali cha TV?
581
00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:13,709
- Sio kidhibiti cha mbali cha TV!
- Kisha?
582
00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:18,119
Siwezi kukuambia.
Lakini ni kama mnyororo
583
00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:19,586
Kweli ya thamani
584
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:22,513
- Iliibiwa wapi?
- Huko Mandawa
585
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:27,462
Na unatafuta
huko Delhi, wewe mjinga?
586
00:51:28,052 --> 00:51:29,725
Mwizi alikuja Delhi
587
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,022
- Kwa hiyo?
- Kwa hivyo mwizi yuko wapi?
588
00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:35,037
Kichwa cha kuzuia!
Ni jiji la milioni 15
589
00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:40,131
Polisi ni binadamu,
si Mungu
590
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:45,173
Mungu pekee ndiye awezaye kukusaidia
591
00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:51,687
Jikabidhi kwa Mungu,
utafanikiwa
592
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:56,421
Mungu pekee ndiye anajua
593
00:51:56,613 --> 00:52:00,356
Muulize Mungu, sio mimi!
594
00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:04,631
Mwamini Mungu, mwanangu
595
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:10,471
Mungu huyu alikuwa nani?
AH alisema Yeye pekee ndiye angeweza kusaidia
596
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:14,132
Nilichoona kiliniumiza akili
597
00:52:14,398 --> 00:52:18,244
Earthlings walikuwa wamegundua
ambaye alikuwa amezitengeneza!
598
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:23,017
Muumba wao aliishi nao.
Alikuwa na mamilioni ya nyumba
599
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:29,589
Watu wa ardhi walipeleka matatizo yao kwake,
ambayo Alitatua kwa ada ndogo
600
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:33,687
Sayari yangu haikuwa na kifaa kama hicho
601
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:39,067
Sikuweza kuamini!
Kwa hiyo aliamua kupima
602
00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,060
Mungu mmoja wa kuchukua
603
00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:46,472
Ipi?
20, 100, 500?
604
00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:50,342
Tofauti yoyote?
Katika Rupia 20 na Rupia 500?
605
00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:52,605
Ukubwa tu.
Vinginevyo vivyo hivyo
606
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:56,277
Rupia 20 ni Mungu
ufanisi sawa?
607
00:52:57,308 --> 00:53:01,051
Sawa, nipe R515!
Hakuna kidogo
608
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:18,139
Mungu, nina njaa.
Nipatie chakula tafadhali
609
00:53:30,107 --> 00:53:31,609
Nilienda kwenye ndizi
610
00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:36,147
Mungu alitenda kazi kweli!
Sasa ningeweza kwenda nyumbani
611
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:39,217
Mungu, rimoti yangu imeibiwa
612
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:42,590
Tafadhali itafute.
Nataka kwenda nyumbani
613
00:53:56,033 --> 00:54:00,140
Aliyepigwa na Mungu] alikufa.
Ilifanya kazi mara moja, kishakaput
614
00:54:00,204 --> 00:54:01,649
Unamaanisha nini?
615
00:54:01,705 --> 00:54:04,185
Weka kipigo kipya] ndani.
Je, inaenda wapi?
616
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:07,347
- Haihitaji kupigwa].
- Basi kwa nini imezimwa?
617
00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:11,354
- Kasoro ya utengenezaji?
- Sifanyi vitu vyenye kasoro
618
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:17,195
- Umemfanya Mungu huyu?
- Bila shaka! Kwa mikono yangu mwenyewe
619
00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:20,669
Ulimfanya Mungu,
au Mungu alikuumba?
620
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:26,031
Alituumba sisi sote -
Ninatengeneza sanamu Zake tu
621
00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:28,336
Kwa nini masanamu?
622
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:32,278
Kumwabudu Yeye.
Kusema shida zetu
623
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:37,040
Je, kuna transmitter ndani?
Je, anawezaje kutusikia?
624
00:54:38,008 --> 00:54:42,616
Mungu hahitaji transmita.
Anasikia moja kwa moja
625
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,661
Moja kwa moja?
Basi kwa nini sanamu?
626
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,530
Ana nini naye?
627
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:53,265
Je, ungependa kuharibu biashara yangu?
Tatizo lako ni nini?
628
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,038
Rimoti yangu imeibiwa bwana
629
00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:59,470
Naomba Mungu.
Lakini Yeye hajibu
630
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:02,010
' Je, wewe ni mchoyo?
- Maana?
631
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:05,172
Unapakia kupita kiasi
Mungu huyu wa ukubwa wa pinti
632
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,978
Miguu yake midogo
hawezi kumfukuza mwizi
633
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:11,110
Msumbue Mungu mkubwa
ndani ya hekalu
634
00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:14,011
Atakimbia haraka
635
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:17,617
Mpe nazi na pesa -
Atatoa
636
00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:19,627
Thafl itakuwa Rupia 200
637
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:29,365
Watu walisubiri na ada
kupata kazi yao
638
00:55:29,693 --> 00:55:32,503
Saa 2 kamili baadaye
Nilipata miadi
639
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,165
Mungu,
640
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:39,203
tafadhali nirudishie rimoti yangu
641
00:55:41,205 --> 00:55:43,276
- Iko wapi?
- Hoja!
642
00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:45,351
Subiri,
Hakutoa vitu vyangu
643
00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:50,091
Hakutoa!
Unaona, nililipa ada Yake
644
00:55:50,147 --> 00:55:52,149
- Kazi yako itafanywa.
- Lakini lini?
645
00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:54,628
Siwezi kusema lini,
lakini itafanyika
646
00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:57,561
- Endelea.
- Lakini nitapata lini?
647
00:55:57,621 --> 00:55:59,328
Usizuie mstari, koroga!
648
00:55:59,423 --> 00:56:02,131
Ikiwa nitacheka,
mtu mwingine anaweza kuipata
649
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,034
Je, wewe ni mwerevu?
650
00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:07,007
Bibi, tafadhali!
Nitapata wapi vitu vyangu?
651
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,975
Katika hospitali ya magonjwa ya akili!
652
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:12,980
Je! Pesa hapa,
kujifungua katika hospitali ya magonjwa ya akili!
653
00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:15,244
- Kumtupa nje!
- Sawa, nipe risiti
654
00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:16,113
Nje!
655
00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:19,517
Bila risiti
nawezaje kudai delivenj yangu?
656
00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:22,079
Toka nje!
657
00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:23,318
Lakini rimoti yangu?
658
00:56:23,447 --> 00:56:24,619
Ondoka!
659
00:56:32,522 --> 00:56:35,298
Siwezi kupata viatu vyangu
660
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:39,037
Kuna mtu amezichukua.
Sasa chagua chaguo lako
661
00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:42,277
Mzunguko ni wa kawaida
kwenye mahekalu
662
00:56:55,612 --> 00:57:00,186
Alichukua malipo,
haikutoa
663
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,362
Jina lake nani?
664
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,561
- Wanamwita Mungu
- Jina halisi?
665
00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:09,470
Hakuna wazo
666
00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:12,300
Anaishi wapi?
667
00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:15,065
Katika hekalu hilo
668
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:19,077
- Ulimpa pesa taslimu?
- Hapana. Weka kwenye sanduku Lake
669
00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:21,707
- Alisema atafanya kazi hiyo?
- Hasemi chochote
670
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,474
Je, yeye ni bubu?
671
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,347
Labda ... labda
672
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:27,512
Oh...
673
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:31,217
Mweleze
674
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,997
Vivyo hivyo
675
00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:40,259
Lakini chapa kubwa zaidi
676
00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:42,499
Njoo karibu...
677
00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:45,737
Je, wewe ni mwerevu?
678
00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:49,340
Ndiyo.
Je! ninyi nyote mnajuaje?
679
00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:53,108
Unafikiri mimi ni jackass?
Miaka 20 askari!
680
00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:56,207
Nani ana busara ambaye sio
Naweza kusema kwa haraka
681
00:57:57,241 --> 00:58:00,222
Frisk naye
682
00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:04,215
Ngoja niangalie
683
00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,391
Dr D'Me||o...
684
00:58:08,118 --> 00:58:13,033
Dokta, mbona unaguna sana
umesahau imani yako?
685
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:17,103
Hekalu la kimakosa kwa kanisa!
Unataka kuzusha ghasia?
686
00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:22,134
Nenda kanisani.
Kwa Mungu wako mwenyewe
687
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,977
Kanisa?
688
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,694
Ondoka hapa
689
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,990
Mambo yangu!
Rimoti yangu!
690
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:22,396
Mungu alisulubiwa kwa ajili ya dhambi zako.
Mwanaume asiye na shukrani!
691
00:59:22,959 --> 00:59:26,964
Amesulubiwa! Lini?
692
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,609
Miaka 2,000 iliyopita.
Kwa dhambi zako!
693
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:34,307
Nilifanya nini?
Nimefika tu hapa
694
00:59:36,039 --> 00:59:38,110
"A.
wewe upsy?
“ Ndiyo!
695
00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:40,985
Mungu anakutazama.
Kuwa na tabia
696
00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:43,183
Wapi?
697
00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:44,721
Mungu yuko wapi?
698
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:46,727
Kuna nini kwenye kikombe?
699
00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:48,292
Mvinyo
700
00:59:48,519 --> 00:59:52,433
Mvinyo!
Sasa nimeipata!
701
00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:56,032
Mungu alichoshwa na
maji ya nazi
702
00:59:56,226 --> 01:00:00,106
Sasa alipendelea divai.
Lakini divai ilikuwa ghali
703
01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,334
Kwa hivyo ilinibidi kukusanya pesa
704
01:00:04,067 --> 01:00:08,573
Nilipata kutoka kwa gari la kucheza,
baadhi kutoka kwa muungwana
705
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:11,577
ambaye alishikilia bakuli
ya dole kila siku
706
01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:15,215
Unaweza kujiondoa
kulingana na mahitaji
707
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:32,130
[Tangazo la Redio]
708
01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:37,503
Bwana, nyumba yoyote ya Mungu
karibu hapa?
709
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,614
Hapo hapo
710
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:48,781
Mhubiri, niruhusu ninywe
katika makazi ya Mungu
711
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:59,196
Au nionyeshe mahali
ambapo hakuna Mungu
712
01:01:00,123 --> 01:01:02,603
Acha!
Ni nini hicho?
713
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:05,006
Mvinyo, kwa Mungu
714
01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:07,206
Yuko wapi?
715
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,577
Mwanamke huyu alionekana mwenye huzuni sana
716
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,714
Kujua kwa nini,
Nilimshika mkono
717
01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:55,521
Kumpiga mjane,
wewe | eh!
718
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:58,090
Mjane?
Unajuaje?
719
01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:00,217
Je, huoni
amevaa nguo nyeupe?
720
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,063
Je, kila kitu ni sawa?
721
01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:15,131
Kila kitu kiko sawa.
722
01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,212
Pumzika tu. Tabasamu.
723
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:22,243
Pole sana
mume wako amekufa
724
01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:23,648
- Je!
- Lini?
725
01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:27,011
Je! ninajuaje?
Umevaa nguo nyeupe
726
01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,023
Bibi arusi huvaa nyeupe!
727
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:31,685
Hapana, wajane huvaa nyeupe
728
01:02:32,048 --> 01:02:33,459
Wajane huvaa nyeusi,
mjinga!
729
01:02:33,517 --> 01:02:36,657
Sasa usifanye
msisitize. Nenda!
730
01:02:46,663 --> 01:02:49,166
Wote watatu walipoteza waume zenu?
731
01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:51,706
Niko hai wewe mpumbavu!
Unataka kupiga?
732
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:55,509
Baada ya mikwaju mingi,
Nilijifunza
733
01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:59,179
hakukuwa na Mungu mmoja.
Kulikuwa na Miungu mingi
734
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,586
Kila na Yake
seti ya sheria
735
01:03:02,045 --> 01:03:04,321
Kila Mungu alikuwa ameelea
Kampuni yake mwenyewe
736
01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:06,983
Waliita dini
737
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,423
Kila Kampuni ilikuwa nayo
mawakala wake wenyewe
738
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:15,660
Wanyama wote wa ardhini walikuwa wa
dini fulani
739
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:20,632
na kumfuata Mungu
ya dini hiyo pekee
740
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:25,007
Dini yangu ilikuwa nini,
ambaye alikuwa Mungu wangu?
741
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:28,346
Ili kupata kidhibiti cha mbali
Ilibidi nimjue Mungu wangu
742
01:03:44,187 --> 01:03:46,133
Unafanya nini?
743
01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,029
Lebo iko wapi?
744
01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:50,067
Lebo gani?
745
01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:52,200
Lebo ya Dini
746
01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:55,666
Unajuaje ipi
Kampuni anayomiliki?
747
01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:58,779
Mungu yuko wapi
ziweke lebo?
748
01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:00,447
Usalama!
749
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:10,481
Kutafuta dini yangu
ilikuwa ngumu
750
01:04:11,114 --> 01:04:15,995
Kwa hivyo niliamua
kuabudu Miungu yote
751
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:19,998
Mmoja wao atakuwa
Mungu wangu, ambaye angenisaidia
752
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:26,505
Ni Wewe unayetawala
Dunia nasikia
753
01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:32,675
Sikiliza ombi langu
Nyumba yangu inanikaribisha
754
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:38,347
Mungu uko wapi
755
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:45,722
Niambie uko wapi
756
01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:53,525
Unawaongoza kurudi kwenye akili timamu
Wale ambao wamepoteza njia
757
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:59,666
Mimi pia nimepotea kabisa
Niongoze pia, naomba
758
01:05:00,163 --> 01:05:05,203
Mungu uko wapi
759
01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:12,552
Niambie uko wapi
760
01:05:40,303 --> 01:05:43,307
Je, nikuabudu Wewe
katika mahekalu
761
01:05:43,706 --> 01:05:46,687
Misikitini
fanya imani yangu ninayoonyesha
762
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:53,117
Au kwa gurudwara
ungependa niende
763
01:05:53,716 --> 01:06:00,361
Mahekalu na makanisa,
Niliangalia kila mahali
764
01:06:00,557 --> 01:06:06,530
Tumaini langu sasa,
imegeuka kukata tamaa
765
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:12,474
Tumaini langu sasa,
imegeuka kukata tamaa
766
01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:20,144
Tumaini langu sasa,
imegeuka kukata tamaa
767
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:30,196
Hakuna ibada moja
Je, niliwahi kuruka
768
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:37,170
Kama mamilioni kote
nawasilisha bila shaka
769
01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:42,499
Mungu uko wapi
770
01:06:44,234 --> 01:06:49,308
Niambie uko wapi
771
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:24,209
Una majina mengi
Na nyuso nyingi pia
772
01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:30,583
Nimetembea kila elfu kumi
njia zinazoongoza kwako
773
01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:37,425
Katika patakatifu sikukupata
774
01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:43,130
Nifanye nini kingine
Ili kupata wewe kutoa kidokezo
775
01:07:44,627 --> 01:07:50,100
Nifanye nini kingine
Ili kupata wewe kutoa kidokezo
776
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:57,041
Nifanye nini kingine
Ili kupata wewe kutoa kidokezo
777
01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:07,654
Mimi hufuata kwa upofu na
Kwa heshima hazina
778
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:14,466
Kila matakwa na dhana yako
Kwa zaidi ya kipimo cha kutosha
779
01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:19,539
Mungu uko wapi
780
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:26,138
Niambie uko wapi
781
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:33,581
Mungu uko wapi
782
01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:41,423
Niambie uko wapi
783
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,598
Mungu - nimechanganyikiwa
784
01:08:55,432 --> 01:09:00,211
kosa langu nini?
Kwa nini sauti yangu isikufikie?
785
01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:04,277
Elewa shida yangu
786
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,984
Nipe mwongozo
787
01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:09,379
Tafadhali
788
01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:14,218
Nizungumze nawe
kwa mikono iliyopigwa,
789
01:09:14,517 --> 01:09:19,523
au kwa magoti yaliyoinama,
kichwa chini?
790
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:24,130
Je, nakuamsha
na kengele za hekalu?
791
01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,441
Au kuita kwa kipaza sauti?
792
01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:32,971
Geeta, Quran,
Biblia - nasoma nini?
793
01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:37,408
Wasimamizi wako tofauti
sema mambo tofauti
794
01:09:38,074 --> 01:09:42,545
Wengine wanasisitiza haraka Jumatatu,
wengine wanahimiza Jumanne
795
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:47,994
Wengine wanakataza chakula baada ya jua kuzama,
wengine baada ya jua kuchomoza
796
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:52,566
Wengine wanasema, mwabudu ng'ombe.
Wengine wanasema mchinje
797
01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:58,705
Wengine hunipeleka hekaluni bila viatu,
wengine wakivaa viatu kwenda kanisani
798
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,005
Ni nini sawa,
kuna kosa gani
799
01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:04,608
Sijui
800
01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:09,044
Niko kwenye hatua ya kuvunja
801
01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:13,446
Nataka kwenda nyumbani
802
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:18,220
Nitafanya chochote utakachoniuliza.
Nirudishe tu nyumbani
803
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,425
Tafadhali
804
01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:24,064
Sema kitu
805
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,034
Angalau mmoja wenu...
806
01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:30,069
.. nipe jibu
807
01:10:30,326 --> 01:10:31,669
Tafadhali
808
01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:35,266
Tafadhali
809
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,609
Tafadhali
810
01:10:49,612 --> 01:10:52,559
Haipo: Mungu
811
01:10:59,355 --> 01:11:01,062
Haipo: Mungu
812
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,144
Haipo: Mungu
813
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:48,175
Kwa nini mtu wa kufuli?
814
01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:50,274
Nimepata leo
815
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,178
ope
".8 m!
V emw.
816
01:11:52,242 --> 01:11:54,313
Bwana Shiva, muuaji wa dhambi
817
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:56,156
ambaye haogopi mtu
818
01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,050
Usalama!
Wewe ni nani?
819
01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,220
Je, hunitambui?
820
01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:03,994
Mimi ni Tipsy!
821
01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:07,598
Usalama uko wapi jamani?
822
01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:11,438
Je, ninaigiza
kwa boozards katika choo?
823
01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:15,268
Fungua mlango huo sasa!
824
01:12:15,431 --> 01:12:17,138
Remoti yangu kwanza!
825
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,409
- Ni kijijini gani?
- Ya spaceship yangu
826
01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:22,011
Nafasi... meli?
827
01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:25,482
Kupoteza kumbukumbu?
Kwa mara ya zillion,
828
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,716
sitoki hapa.
Ninatoka sayari ya mbali
829
01:12:29,045 --> 01:12:30,115
Smooch!
830
01:12:30,313 --> 01:12:34,227
Nipe rimoti yangu,
na mimi kwenda nyumbani. Umeelewa?
831
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:38,030
Kaka niache niende.
Nina watoto wadogo nyumbani
832
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,466
Najua!
Ulizaa Miungu wawili
833
01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:43,299
Wote wawili ni wa karne nyingi.
Wanaweza kuwa nyumbani peke yao
834
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:46,101
Kwanza rimoti yangu,
kisha muungano wa familia yako
835
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:48,509
Ee Mungu, niokoe tafadhali...
836
01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:50,271
Kuna Mungu
juu yako pia?
837
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,607
Bwana Shiva, msaada
838
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,510
Wapi?
839
01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:59,145
Sasa akiwasilisha ngoma ya Shiva,
wasio na woga
840
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,312
Msaada!
841
01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:01,721
Msaada!
842
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,186
Msaada!
843
01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:14,434
Msaada!
844
01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:16,526
Msaada!
845
01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:37,047
Salamu Bwana Shiva
846
01:13:55,665 --> 01:13:59,511
Salamu Bwana Shiva
847
01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:05,676
Nilikuwa nikitafakari
vilele vya theluji vya Himalaya
848
01:14:06,142 --> 01:14:09,316
wakati, ghafla - mwanga!
849
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,990
Nuru inayong'aa!
850
01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:18,032
Ilitoka kwa shanga
amelala kwenye theluji
851
01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:23,262
Nilifunga macho yangu
na akamwomba Mungu
852
01:14:23,326 --> 01:14:26,398
Wakati ujao,
Niliunganishwa
853
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,306
Nikasema,
"Mungu, nipe nuru,"
854
01:14:29,532 --> 01:14:32,000
Hii ni nini
kitu cha ajabu,
855
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:35,175
hiyo ni joto
hata kwenye baridi kali hii?
856
01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,015
Mungu alisema,
857
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:41,750
ni ushanga wa kimungu
kutoka kwa mkufu wa Lord Shiva
858
01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:47,757
Kuichukua na kuiweka
katika hekalu kubwa
859
01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:54,467
Kuona ushanga huu
ataponya mateso yote
860
01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:57,368
Salamu Bwana Shiva
861
01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:00,539
Je, uko tayari
kwa ajili ya kuona?
862
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:03,704
Ushanga wa kiungu kutoka
Mkufu wa Bwana Shiva!
863
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:12,111
Salamu Bwana Shiva
864
01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:16,715
Salamu Bwana Shiva
865
01:15:25,621 --> 01:15:28,261
Salamu Bwana Shiva
866
01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:30,435
Salamu Bwana Shiva
867
01:15:30,626 --> 01:15:31,536
Acha.
868
01:15:31,594 --> 01:15:36,009
Mruhusu apitie.
Anashangazwa na kuona
869
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,034
Njoo.
- Salamu Bwana Shiva
870
01:15:38,101 --> 01:15:41,241
Hapo mtoto.
Njoo hapa
871
01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:43,347
Eleza furaha yako
872
01:15:43,473 --> 01:15:45,714
Salamu Bwana Shiva
873
01:15:46,108 --> 01:15:49,521
Salamu Bwana Shiva
874
01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:52,322
Mungu, uko wapi?
Tafadhali toka nje,
875
01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:54,589
Nataka kuwashukuru
876
01:15:56,018 --> 01:15:57,429
Yuko papa hapa
877
01:15:57,753 --> 01:15:59,528
Nilikutana Naye chooni
878
01:15:59,589 --> 01:16:02,229
Niliomba mali yangu
na Akapiga bolt
879
01:16:02,492 --> 01:16:04,369
Nilidhani Yeye vamoosed
880
01:16:04,627 --> 01:16:08,302
Lakini hapana!
Aliniongoza kwenye mali yangu
881
01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:11,068
Salamu Bwana Shiva
882
01:16:12,001 --> 01:16:14,072
Huu sio ushanga wa Lord Shiva
883
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,184
Ni mali yangu,
imetolewa kwako vibaya
884
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,242
Shanga yako lazima iwe
imetolewa vibaya pia
885
01:16:19,475 --> 01:16:24,288
Muulize Mungu, yuko papa hapa.
Mungu, fanya hatua mbele, fafanua
886
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:29,262
Hata hivyo,
Nitachukua mali yangu
887
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:34,235
Hiyo ni yangu!
Kwa nini unanizuia?
888
01:16:36,225 --> 01:16:40,139
Salamu Bwana Shiva
889
01:17:40,022 --> 01:17:45,529
Tangu lini umejisikia
unatoka sayari nyingine?
890
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:54,045
Sikiliza. Unahitaji kuona
daktari wa akili
891
01:17:55,037 --> 01:17:59,144
Muda umekwisha! Rupia 500 unaweza kununua
muda huu wa jela tu
892
01:18:05,981 --> 01:18:07,983
Hii hapa kadi yangu
893
01:18:08,551 --> 01:18:12,624
Nambari yangu iko juu yake. nitakupata
miadi kama unataka
894
01:18:13,155 --> 01:18:15,601
Jisikie huru kupiga simu. Sawa?
895
01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:18,666
Jihadharini
896
01:18:20,630 --> 01:18:22,974
Asante afisa Pandey
897
01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:27,505
Je, huamini dhamira yangu?
898
01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:33,985
Kisha kurudi nyuma
mbwa wa kujiua, Nikku
899
01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:37,016
Hiyo ndiyo hadithi kwako
900
01:18:43,586 --> 01:18:47,295
Nahitaji kurudi ndani
kwa 2 dakika
901
01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:51,264
Acha ingizo hizi - kutoka
902
01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:56,473
500 nyingine,
yeye ni wako wote
903
01:18:56,665 --> 01:19:00,340
Ni lini nilimtaja Nikku,
mbwa wa kujiua?
904
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,374
Hukufanya hivyo
905
01:19:02,638 --> 01:19:04,549
Kwa hiyo unajuaje?
906
01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:09,683
Uliposhika mikono yangu,
Nimesoma mawazo yako
907
01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:12,454
Ulifikiri:
hadithi hii imekufa
908
01:19:12,615 --> 01:19:14,219
I got kuishi na
Hadithi ya Nikku
909
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:17,364
Usiseme uongo!
Ni lazima nilitaja
910
01:19:17,486 --> 01:19:20,956
Siwezi kusema uwongo.
Uongo unahitaji lugha
911
01:19:21,123 --> 01:19:24,593
Kwenye sayari yetu
tunashikana mikono, tunasoma akili
912
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,040
- Nipe mkono wako.
- Hakuna njia
913
01:19:27,163 --> 01:19:29,370
- Jaribu ...
- Nisaidie, mwanangu
914
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:34,980
Mke wangu ni mgonjwa. Hospitali anataka
amana ya 10,000
915
01:19:35,137 --> 01:19:39,347
Nina kifupi cha Sh500
Kama unaweza kusaidia...
916
01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:41,148
nitakupa
917
01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:43,081
Hapa
918
01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:45,989
Toa anwani yako.
Nitatuma hundi
919
01:19:46,015 --> 01:19:49,155
Courier haiwezi kufika nyumbani kwangu.
Tafadhali ihifadhi
920
01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:51,059
Asante
921
01:19:51,987 --> 01:19:53,091
Bwana...
922
01:19:53,589 --> 01:19:56,627
Hapa kuna Rupia 100 nyingine.
Kwa ncha
923
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:01,031
Ubarikiwe
924
01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:06,045
Imethibitishwa.
Wewe si msomaji wa akili
925
01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:11,342
Umedanganywa.
Hakuna hospitali hapa
926
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:13,019
Najua!
927
01:20:13,109 --> 01:20:16,022
Anampa mke wake zawadi
chakula cha jioni cha nyota tano
928
01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:18,184
Ni siku yake ya kuzaliwa ya 75
929
01:20:18,247 --> 01:20:21,091
Yeye d kamwe kuwa
kwa mahali pa kupendeza
930
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:24,129
Amekuwa akiokoa kutoka
pensheni yake kwa miezi
931
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:27,565
Aliagiza ice cream
na bajeti yake iliendakaput
932
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:30,603
Kwa udhuru wa choo,
alikimbia kwa pesa
933
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:32,196
Uzi mwingine!
934
01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:36,471
Katika sayari yetu, hatusemi uwongo
935
01:20:37,399 --> 01:20:39,208
Hata hivyo, ni juu yako
936
01:21:39,628 --> 01:21:41,232
- Hapa.
- Asante Bwana
937
01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:44,039
Dakika moja. Mdokeze
938
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:48,615
Kwa nini uzuie -
ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa!
939
01:21:48,771 --> 01:21:50,045
Asante
940
01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:21,038
Anwani: Magofu ya hatua kwa hatua
941
01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:48,638
Nilikuambia.
Kwenye sayari yangu, hatusemi uwongo
942
01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:53,078
Natumai haujamwambia mtu yeyote ...
943
01:23:00,075 --> 01:23:02,055
.. kwamba wewe ni mgeni?
944
01:23:02,244 --> 01:23:03,416
Hapana!
945
01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:08,358
Wangenifungia kwenye maabara,
na kunipasua kwa utafiti!
946
01:23:10,285 --> 01:23:13,129
Umeniambiaje?
947
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:16,297
Tangu wakati huo
Niliweka mguu kwenye sayari hii
948
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:19,496
kila mtu amechukua
pesa kutoka kwangu
949
01:23:19,695 --> 01:23:23,199
Ulikuwa wa kwanza kuiacha
kwangu - kutupa Rupia 5,000 kwenye sanduku
950
01:23:23,699 --> 01:23:27,374
Nilidhani wewe ni yai nzuri.
Ningeweza kukuamini
951
01:23:30,739 --> 01:23:33,276
Nitakurudishia rimoti yako, Tipsy
952
01:23:34,476 --> 01:23:36,046
Jinsi gani?
953
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:40,452
Bado sijaelewa,
lakini utarudi nyumbani
954
01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:43,195
Hiyo ni ahadi yangu
955
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:32,637
Unajishughulisha na nini?
956
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:34,103
Wewe
957
01:24:35,104 --> 01:24:37,516
Wageni hawapunguki kila siku
958
01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:42,883
Kila mtu kwenye sayari yako
ina masikio ya nje?
959
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,616
Ndio, vivyo hivyo
960
01:24:46,682 --> 01:24:51,722
Na wanazurura uchi?
Je, si ajabu?
961
01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:55,963
Kunguru huyo yuko uchi -
anaonekana wa ajabu?
962
01:24:56,191 --> 01:24:59,570
Ikiwa atafunga tai,
angeonekana wa ajabu
963
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:04,578
Kidokezo, nilikuwa macho usiku kucha ...
964
01:25:05,467 --> 01:25:08,573
.. kufikiri jinsi ya kupata
nyuma yako ya mbali
965
01:25:09,471 --> 01:25:10,108
Habari
966
01:25:10,472 --> 01:25:13,078
Unganisha na Balbir Singh.
Chumba namba 4
967
01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:14,814
Nambari isiyo sahihi
968
01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:16,917
Je, hii si Hospitali ya Follis?
969
01:25:17,179 --> 01:25:20,092
Tangu jana umekuwa
kupiga nambari hii isiyo sahihi
970
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:24,188
Haiwezekani!
Siwezi kuwa na makosa hata] wakati!
971
01:25:25,487 --> 01:25:27,933
Kwa hivyo tunapataje
kijijini?
972
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,970
Unganisha na Balbir Singh.
Chumba namba 4
973
01:25:34,029 --> 01:25:37,033
Samahani, Bwana.
Umechelewa kupiga simu
974
01:25:37,499 --> 01:25:39,172
Balbir alifariki asubuhi ya leo
975
01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:43,809
Huu! Jinsi gani a
upasuaji wa piles kuwa mbaya?
976
01:25:44,072 --> 01:25:46,609
Inatia aibu,
lakini usivae]
977
01:25:46,842 --> 01:25:48,981
Cheti cha kifo
atasema mshtuko wa moyo
978
01:25:49,177 --> 01:25:51,157
kwa hivyo familia huokoa uso
979
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:53,685
- Njoo kwa mwili.
- Niko njiani
980
01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:55,825
Sawa, kwaheri
981
01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:00,132
Kwa nini umesema hivyo?
982
01:26:00,522 --> 01:26:01,865
Kuimba kwa furaha
983
01:26:02,024 --> 01:26:05,995
Anapompata rafiki yake akiwa hai,
fikiria furaha yake!
984
01:26:06,061 --> 01:26:07,005
Je!
985
01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:11,475
Nilichukizwa na simu zake.
Sol alicheza mzaha
986
01:26:11,934 --> 01:26:15,143
- Mzaha?
- Tipsy, nilikuwa natania tu!
987
01:26:22,077 --> 01:26:23,647
nimeiweka!
988
01:26:24,646 --> 01:26:27,889
Mtu anacheza mizaha
989
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:30,754
Utakatifu wake unapomwita Mungu,
990
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:34,193
kutikisa kichwa,
'Mungu nipe nuru',
991
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:36,729
simu zake zinaenda
kwa Nambari Isiyo sahihi
992
01:26:37,092 --> 01:26:40,005
Mtu huko nje
anacheza mizaha
993
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:44,234
Mungu wa kweli hataita
ushanga wangu wa mbali
994
01:26:45,667 --> 01:26:52,516
Inaonekana kama laini za simu
kwa Mungu wamekwendakaput
995
01:26:52,741 --> 01:26:55,085
Miito yote kwa Mungu inaenda
kwa Nambari Isiyo sahihi!
996
01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:56,819
Kama katika?
997
01:26:56,878 --> 01:27:01,224
Fikiria - ingekuwa Mungu halisi
kutoa masuluhisho ya ajabu kama haya?
998
01:27:01,783 --> 01:27:05,663
Kama - njoo kwangu,
basi nitakusaidia!
999
01:27:05,954 --> 01:27:08,457
Je, sisi si watoto wa Mungu?
1000
01:27:08,624 --> 01:27:13,801
Je, baba atawafanya watoto wake
roll kwa msaada?
1001
01:27:14,463 --> 01:27:19,469
Baba yako aliwahi kusema - kiddo,
unataka nguo mpya? Stan rolling!
1002
01:27:20,135 --> 01:27:24,675
Mwingine prank - niogeshe
na maziwa ya ng'ombe! Ng'ombe gani!
1003
01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:31,182
Na ikiwa simu hizi zilienda
Mungu wa kweli, angesema nini?
1004
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:36,188
Angeweza kusema - mamilioni ya watoto wangu
wanakufa njaa mitaani
1005
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:39,623
Wape maziwa.
Usinipe maji ya lactose
1006
01:27:40,055 --> 01:27:43,730
Nina hakika mtu anacheza
mizaha, kama ulivyofanya hivi punde
1007
01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:47,003
Tipsy alifikiria Utakatifu Wake
alikuwa mwathirika wa pranks
1008
01:27:47,229 --> 01:27:49,209
Sikuondoa mkanganyiko wake
1009
01:27:49,698 --> 01:27:52,508
kwa wazo la kichaa lilikuwa
kutengeneza katika kichwa changu
1010
01:27:52,701 --> 01:27:56,581
Wazo ambalo lingefanya
rudi kwa mbali Tipsy
1011
01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:58,710
Huyu Tipsy ni nani?
1012
01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:01,118
Hilo ni fumbo
1013
01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:04,218
Lakini jinsi anavyoona
dunia hii ni ya kipekee
1014
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:07,787
- Kama ndani?
- Ikiwa alikuona unavuta sigara,
1015
01:28:08,050 --> 01:28:10,621
angewaita polisi kusema
unajaribu kujiua
1016
01:28:10,886 --> 01:28:11,591
Kwa nini?
1017
01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:14,725
Kifurushi kinasema 'Uvutaji Unaua'
bado unapumbaza
1018
01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:18,071
Kwa hivyo ni wazo gani kubwa?
1019
01:28:19,862 --> 01:28:21,136
Uso-mbali
1020
01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:24,476
Kati ya
Tipsy na Utakatifu wake.
1021
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,576
Tutachukua
uso kwa TV
1022
01:28:28,036 --> 01:28:30,516
Ukadiriaji utaenda
kupitia paa!
1023
01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:33,983
Nina alama tatu tatu
kwenye bum yangu ya kulia
1024
01:28:34,509 --> 01:28:37,046
Unataka tatu zaidi kwangu
kushoto kwa usawa?
1025
01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:38,490
Usivae]
1026
01:28:38,580 --> 01:28:43,620
Tipsy haitapigana na Utakatifu Wake
lakini eleza kwa upole kwamba...
1027
01:28:43,952 --> 01:28:46,990
.. wito wake kwa Mungu unaenda
Nambari Isiyo sahihi
1028
01:28:47,556 --> 01:28:50,537
Utakatifu wake utapigwa kigugumizi
1029
01:28:51,026 --> 01:28:51,834
Cherry!
1030
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:55,698
Tipsy iko hapa.
Kutana naye mara moja tu
1031
01:28:56,031 --> 01:28:58,568
Napenda maswali yake
itakushangaza
1032
01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,541
Niamini. Tafadhali!
1033
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:12,924
Samahani,
umeacha hii
1034
01:29:12,981 --> 01:29:14,483
Ah, asante
1035
01:29:17,886 --> 01:29:20,059
Hiyo sio yangu
1036
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:24,467
Kamasutra kondomu,
ladha ya strawberry
1037
01:29:25,727 --> 01:29:28,731
Ninachukia jordgubbar, jamani.
Waulize hawa jamaa
1038
01:29:29,064 --> 01:29:31,567
Sio yangu.
Buzzed bozo!
1039
01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:35,942
- Bibi, yako?
- Je!
1040
01:29:36,138 --> 01:29:40,518
- Angalia mkoba wako ikiwa haupo.
- Kadi isiyo na aibu!
1041
01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:44,185
- Lazima iwe yako.
- Hapana, sio yangu
1042
01:29:44,613 --> 01:29:46,183
Tipsy, ni yake
1043
01:29:46,582 --> 01:29:50,997
Muulize yote unayotaka
kujua kuhusu hilo. Ingia ndani
1044
01:29:55,490 --> 01:29:56,594
Hii ni nini?
1045
01:29:57,659 --> 01:29:59,161
Ni kondomu
1046
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:04,237
- Inafanya nini?
- Inadhibiti idadi ya watu duniani
1047
01:30:04,866 --> 01:30:05,867
Jinsi gani?
1048
01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:10,713
Inapaswa kuvaliwa
wakati wa kufanya ngono
1049
01:30:13,008 --> 01:30:16,148
Unavaa vipi
kudhibiti idadi ya watu duniani?
1050
01:30:16,445 --> 01:30:19,619
Sio mimi tu...
mamilioni huvaa
1051
01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,795
Wote wanakukopa?
1052
01:30:21,984 --> 01:30:23,861
Hapana. Kila mtu anayo
1053
01:30:24,152 --> 01:30:28,032
- Nina swali
- Nenda kwenye Tipsy, piga risasi
1054
01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:32,633
Ikiwa pesa itaanguka,
wote kukimbia kwa ajili yake
1055
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:38,007
Ikiwa kondomu imetolewa,
wote wanaikimbia. Kwa nini?
1056
01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:40,911
Ngono ni jambo la faragha sana
1057
01:30:41,036 --> 01:30:42,515
Kwa nini?
1058
01:30:42,637 --> 01:30:46,016
Usiuambie mji wote -
Ninafanya ngono leo
1059
01:30:46,508 --> 01:30:51,514
Lakini, basi kwenye harusi,
pamoja na fataki na bendi za muziki
1060
01:30:51,546 --> 01:30:56,518
kwa nini wanauambia mji mzima -
Ninafanya ngono leo?
1061
01:30:58,620 --> 01:30:59,963
Kuna nini?
1062
01:31:00,722 --> 01:31:05,694
Sina jibu kwako
lakini nina kazi kwa ajili yako
1063
01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,107
Asante!
1064
01:31:09,097 --> 01:31:12,704
Wacha tuipige hapo awali
anabadilisha mawazo yake
1065
01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:17,082
Kinga bum yako takatifu,
Utakatifu wako
1066
01:31:17,439 --> 01:31:19,441
Trident yangu iko njiani
1067
01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:26,751
Mahali hapa pa Utakatifu Wake
huunganisha waja wake na Mungu
1068
01:31:26,882 --> 01:31:28,725
kwa ajili ya ufumbuzi wa matatizo yao
1069
01:31:29,051 --> 01:31:31,930
Sikiliza kwa makini simu zake
1070
01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:38,494
Ikiwa unafikiri simu zinaenda
kwa Nambari Isiyo sahihi, yeye
1071
01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:42,468
- Je, hiyo itanipata rimoti yangu?
- Mara moja anagundua ...
1072
01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:47,071
...hadithi ya shanga ni mzaha
atakurudishia rimoti yako
1073
01:31:47,135 --> 01:31:50,207
Mpango mzuri. Twende zetu
1074
01:31:51,673 --> 01:31:54,745
Kujenga nyumba kwa mtu
ni tendo takatifu
1075
01:31:54,809 --> 01:31:59,485
Kujenga nyumba ya Mungu
ni tendo takatifu zaidi
1076
01:31:59,881 --> 01:32:02,589
Kwa hiyo changia kwa ajili ya hekalu
1077
01:32:02,784 --> 01:32:05,594
Na kuona
shida zako zikimbie
1078
01:32:06,421 --> 01:32:09,891
Mwanangu, sauti ole wako
1079
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,167
Utakatifu wako,
1080
01:32:12,894 --> 01:32:15,500
mke wangu amepooza
kwa miezi sita
1081
01:32:15,764 --> 01:32:19,507
Madaktari wamekata tamaa.
Nifanye nini...
1082
01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:22,607
Mungu
1083
01:32:23,438 --> 01:32:24,712
Niangazie
1084
01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:33,123
Ndiyo...
1085
01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:38,724
Mahali gani?
1086
01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,538
Usafiri gani?
1087
01:32:48,063 --> 01:32:50,509
Tamaa yako ni amri yetu
1088
01:32:53,134 --> 01:32:55,774
Je, umesikia
barafu ya Rathong?
1089
01:32:55,837 --> 01:32:57,043
Hapana
1090
01:32:57,539 --> 01:33:01,954
Iko kwenye milima ya Himalaya.
Chukua treni hadi Silliguri
1091
01:33:02,777 --> 01:33:05,553
kisha basi kuelekea Gangtok
1092
01:33:06,414 --> 01:33:10,863
kisha safari ya siku nane
1093
01:33:11,486 --> 01:33:15,992
Utafikia hekalu kubwa
1094
01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:20,099
Omba hapo,
tatizo lako litatatuliwa
1095
01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:22,738
Nambari Isiyo sahihi!
Hii ni Nambari isiyo sahihi!
1096
01:33:23,031 --> 01:33:24,908
- Je!
- Nambari isiyo sahihi
1097
01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:30,616
Utakatifu wako, laini yako ya simu
kwa Mungu amekwendakaput
1098
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:33,511
Simu zako zitaenda
Nambari Isiyo sahihi
1099
01:33:33,708 --> 01:33:37,554
na ni Mungu bandia
kucheza mizaha
1100
01:33:37,679 --> 01:33:40,888
Unajaribu kusema nini?
1101
01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:44,062
Nitaeleza.
Je, sisi si watoto wa Mungu?
1102
01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:45,731
Ndiyo, hivyo?
1103
01:33:45,921 --> 01:33:49,664
Sema mtoto wako yuko kwenye jam
na huja kwako
1104
01:33:49,991 --> 01:33:52,733
Je, utasaidia mara moja,
au utasema
1105
01:33:52,861 --> 01:33:56,138
Kiddo, nina nyumba nyingine
maili 2,000 mbali
1106
01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:59,502
Njoo huko, niambie
tatizo lile lile tena
1107
01:33:59,701 --> 01:34:02,079
Kisha nitaisuluhisha.
Ng'ombe gani!
1108
01:34:02,504 --> 01:34:07,715
Kama mwito ungemwendea Mungu halisi, angeweza
sema: Mwanangu, mchunge mke wako mgonjwa,
1109
01:34:08,043 --> 01:34:10,523
usinikimbie
1110
01:34:10,712 --> 01:34:13,716
baada ya kifo
utakuja kwangu hata hivyo
1111
01:34:13,848 --> 01:34:17,557
mpe muda wako sasa. Kweli?
1112
01:34:21,756 --> 01:34:24,202
Naweza kuthibitisha ni mzaha
1113
01:34:24,526 --> 01:34:27,769
Mwite Mungu wa uongo huyu
tena na kuuliza
1114
01:34:28,029 --> 01:34:30,635
Nini dhamana
atapona
1115
01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:34,905
Mheshimiwa, mpaka uipate kwa maandishi,
usimwache upande wake
1116
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:38,051
Piga simu tu,
na ondoa shaka zote
1117
01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:42,250
Ni wakati wa Utakatifu wake'
ukimya mtakatifu
1118
01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:53,126
Mungu asifiwe
Utukufu uwe kwa Mungu
1119
01:34:55,824 --> 01:35:00,796
Mungu wa uongo huyu anapita
mali yangu kama shanga takatifu
1120
01:35:01,096 --> 01:35:04,043
Anacheza mzaha
1121
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:08,070
Yeye si Mungu.
Yeye ni tapeli
1122
01:35:08,737 --> 01:35:10,739
Yeye ni UTAPELI
1123
01:35:10,939 --> 01:35:14,614
Mungu haongei
kwetu wanadamu
1124
01:35:15,176 --> 01:35:18,885
Anawasiliana
kupitia wasimamizi wake
1125
01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:22,826
- Tipsy imezua swali kubwa.
- Je!
1126
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:27,598
Kweli Mungu anaongea
kwa wasimamizi?
1127
01:35:27,655 --> 01:35:28,565
Hapana
1128
01:35:28,623 --> 01:35:32,833
Hivyo wapi kufanya amri
kwa sisi wanatoka?
1129
01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:36,803
- Kutoka kwa Nambari Isiyo sahihi!
- Kwa hivyo umma unapaswa kufanya nini?
1130
01:35:36,998 --> 01:35:40,810
Mpaka laini za simu zirekebishwe,
usitegemee wasimamizi wa Mungu
1131
01:35:40,869 --> 01:35:43,577
Kusaidiana
katika nyakati ngumu
1132
01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:50,949
Kidokezo kizuri kutoka kwa Tipsy:
Usitegemee wasimamizi wa Mungu
1133
01:35:51,145 --> 01:35:54,149
Kutegemea kila mmoja
1134
01:35:56,251 --> 01:36:00,097
Salamu Bwana Shiva
1135
01:36:01,523 --> 01:36:05,903
Kidokezo kinasema usijenge hekalu,
ushanga ni wake
1136
01:36:06,027 --> 01:36:08,098
Una nini mfukoni mwako?
1137
01:36:10,632 --> 01:36:13,476
- Je, unavuta sigara?
- Ndiyo
1138
01:36:13,635 --> 01:36:17,777
- Unatumia pombe?
- Mara kwa mara
1139
01:36:17,973 --> 01:36:21,182
Unavuta sigara,
tumia pombe
1140
01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:24,918
licha ya kujua
athari zao mbaya
1141
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:27,987
Serikali
kuruhusu sumu hizi,
1142
01:36:28,516 --> 01:36:33,693
viwanda vinavitengeneza,
maduka yanaziuza
1143
01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:35,961
Hakuna anayehoji hili
1144
01:36:36,191 --> 01:36:43,803
Lakini katika nchi hii takatifu ya
Bwana Ram na Krishna
1145
01:36:43,898 --> 01:36:46,640
ikiwa nataka kujenga hekalu
1146
01:36:47,502 --> 01:36:49,209
kwanini maswali haya?
1147
01:36:50,038 --> 01:36:57,547
Kwa nini usimhoji huyo mwanaume
ni nani anayejaribu kusimamisha hekalu hili?
1148
01:36:57,779 --> 01:36:59,520
Huyu Tipsy ni nani?
1149
01:36:59,881 --> 01:37:01,952
Jina lake halisi ni nani?
1150
01:37:03,218 --> 01:37:07,462
Kwa nini anaificha?
Je, yeye ni Muislamu?
1151
01:37:08,056 --> 01:37:12,471
Ikiwa unauliza lazima,
nenda kamuulize Tipsy
1152
01:37:12,494 --> 01:37:14,098
dini yake ni ipi?
1153
01:37:14,529 --> 01:37:18,773
Ijue dini yake,
Tafuta imani yake
1154
01:37:21,670 --> 01:37:24,651
Karne zilizopita,
Mohammad wa Ghazni
1155
01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:27,544
alikuja na kuharibu
mahekalu yetu
1156
01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:32,617
Leo mvamizi mwingine
anataka kurudia historia
1157
01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:33,952
Lakini hatutaruhusu...
1158
01:38:00,875 --> 01:38:05,449
Mungu wenu ananiuliza dini yangu.
Tumuulize yeye...
1159
01:38:05,547 --> 01:38:07,891
...dini za watu hawa
1160
01:38:07,982 --> 01:38:12,453
- Upuuzi gani?
- Mwite Mungu wako!
1161
01:38:12,487 --> 01:38:16,936
Kwa nini umsumbue Mungu?
nitakuambia
1162
01:38:17,158 --> 01:38:19,069
Huyu ni Mhindu.
Yeye ni Mkristo...
1163
01:38:19,494 --> 01:38:21,098
.. Sikh, Jain na...
1164
01:38:21,496 --> 01:38:24,136
.. huyo ni wa dini yako
1165
01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:28,608
Mwangazie
1166
01:38:29,003 --> 01:38:32,507
Habari. Mimi ni Sikh
1167
01:38:32,741 --> 01:38:36,018
Salamu.
Mimi ni Mwislamu
1168
01:38:36,477 --> 01:38:38,514
Mimi ni Jain
1169
01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:40,957
Habari,
Mimi ni Mkristo
1170
01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:44,825
Habari! Mimi ni Mhindu
1171
01:38:45,486 --> 01:38:46,794
Bamboozled!
1172
01:38:47,088 --> 01:38:50,797
Nilibadilisha nguo zao.
Umeipata?
1173
01:38:50,992 --> 01:38:52,994
Imani imeunganishwa
kwa mtindo
1174
01:38:53,061 --> 01:38:56,167
Unataka onyesho?
Angalia hesabu
1175
01:38:56,831 --> 01:38:59,573
Ndevu kilemba cha masharubu = Sikh
1176
01:38:59,968 --> 01:39:02,676
Minus kilemba = Kihindu
1177
01:39:02,837 --> 01:39:06,011
Minus masharubu = Muislamu!
1178
01:39:06,741 --> 01:39:09,745
Tofauti hii ni
iliyofanywa na Mungu bandia
1179
01:39:10,011 --> 01:39:12,491
Ikiwa Mungu wa kweli alitaka,
Angetuwekea lebo
1180
01:39:12,547 --> 01:39:15,551
- Je, kuna lebo kwenye mwili wako?
- Yangu?
1181
01:39:15,617 --> 01:39:18,723
Usiangalie, vua nguo na uangalie!
1182
01:39:19,020 --> 01:39:20,966
Kwa nini uwe mwoga?
1183
01:39:21,556 --> 01:39:26,471
Vua kila mtu, onyesha Utakatifu wake.
Je, kuna lebo yoyote?
1184
01:39:26,761 --> 01:39:30,675
Kata ucheshi.
Sawa, nitaenda kwanza
1185
01:39:33,034 --> 01:39:35,674
Tazama ukweli mtupu
1186
01:39:36,805 --> 01:39:41,720
Je, kuna lebo?
1187
01:39:42,543 --> 01:39:44,022
Hakuna kitu! Unaona!
1188
01:39:44,212 --> 01:39:45,919
Angalia zaidi...
1189
01:39:46,514 --> 01:39:48,619
Ondoa ruffian hii
1190
01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:52,089
Habari!
Ninathibitisha hoja
1191
01:39:52,187 --> 01:39:54,189
Simama nyimbo!
1192
01:39:54,555 --> 01:39:57,058
Mungu asifiwe
Utukufu uwe kwa Mungu
1193
01:39:57,191 --> 01:40:01,105
Hiyo sio ushanga wa kimungu
1194
01:40:09,003 --> 01:40:10,073
Jaggu!
1195
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:12,674
Acha ujinga huu!
1196
01:40:13,041 --> 01:40:14,042
Papa!
1197
01:40:16,477 --> 01:40:20,584
Mlikuwa wote wa siku 40, wakati
Utakatifu wake ukakubatiza
1198
01:40:20,715 --> 01:40:24,527
Kumbuka, yeye anayekupa
jina, linaweza kuliharibu pia
1199
01:40:25,086 --> 01:40:27,464
Alinitaja
Jagat Janani
1200
01:40:27,689 --> 01:40:29,134
Anawezaje kuiharibu zaidi?
1201
01:40:29,523 --> 01:40:32,527
Wewe!
Taja bei yako
1202
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:33,465
Papa!
1203
01:40:33,628 --> 01:40:36,507
Kujaribu kumtisha Utakatifu Wake
kupora pesa
1204
01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:37,142
Hapana, hapana
1205
01:40:37,565 --> 01:40:42,480
Utaungua kuzimu!
Ogopa hasira ya Mungu!
1206
01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:50,079
Asante Baba!
Asante
1207
01:40:50,912 --> 01:40:54,553
Ningetatua nusu ya fumbo.
Uliiweka pamoja
1208
01:40:54,749 --> 01:40:56,490
Hofu ndio ufunguo
1209
01:40:56,684 --> 01:41:01,997
Mtani ni
pesa kwa hofu. Umeipata?
1210
01:41:02,590 --> 01:41:04,968
Sio hasa,
lakini unaweza kuelezea kwa Papa?
1211
01:41:05,059 --> 01:41:09,030
Unaweka dau! Naweza kuthibitisha.
Nifuate
1212
01:41:10,432 --> 01:41:12,469
Sina wakati
kwa ujinga huu
1213
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:16,738
Ikiwa itageuka kuwa ujinga,
Nitasitisha onyesho
1214
01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:33,896
Mitihani inaendelea katika chuo hiki.
Wanafunzi wanaogopa sana
1215
01:41:34,121 --> 01:41:39,070
Sasa, tutaanzisha biashara yetu -
Kiwanda cha Hofu
1216
01:41:50,205 --> 01:41:52,708
Mashine imewekwa
1217
01:41:57,745 --> 01:42:00,624
Mtaji mdogo wa mbegu
1218
01:42:04,485 --> 01:42:07,955
Sasa uzinduzi
1219
01:42:17,065 --> 01:42:21,980
Tazama tu!
Mtaji huongezeka maradufu ndani ya dakika 15
1220
01:42:27,909 --> 01:42:29,479
Angalia hapo
1221
01:42:31,546 --> 01:42:33,082
Mteja wa kwanza!
1222
01:42:33,781 --> 01:42:37,058
Chai... bomba la chai ya moto
1223
01:42:37,552 --> 01:42:39,828
Angalia uwekezaji
ya muuzaji chai
1224
01:42:40,121 --> 01:42:43,568
Kettle, chai, sukari, baiskeli,
thermos
1225
01:42:43,891 --> 01:42:47,566
Na hapa -
mwamba na alama nyekundu
1226
01:42:47,762 --> 01:42:49,571
Chai ya moto na bomba...
1227
01:42:49,730 --> 01:42:51,903
Hapo, lazima
kuwavutia wateja
1228
01:42:52,133 --> 01:42:55,012
Hapa unawafukuza
1229
01:42:55,136 --> 01:42:59,516
Hey, koroga.
Wape wengine nafasi
1230
01:43:02,009 --> 01:43:04,489
Hapo unainama
mbele ya mteja
1231
01:43:04,578 --> 01:43:06,854
Hapa mteja
huinama mbele yako
1232
01:43:09,450 --> 01:43:13,523
Ikiwa yuko kwenye shida kubwa,
anaenda mlalo
1233
01:43:14,589 --> 01:43:18,969
Mwanaume wa Nambari mbaya
biashara kwa hofu
1234
01:43:19,427 --> 01:43:22,465
Anajua - wale walio katika hofu
kwa kichwa cha hekalu
1235
01:43:23,064 --> 01:43:26,011
Wewe pia unaonekana kuogopa!
Achana na hizi...
1236
01:43:27,435 --> 01:43:29,881
Usihoji dini
1237
01:43:30,538 --> 01:43:32,677
Ni suala la imani!
1238
01:43:32,873 --> 01:43:35,581
Ikiwa Mungu hakututaka
kuibua maswali
1239
01:43:35,677 --> 01:43:39,716
Asingetupa
uwezo wa kufikiri
1240
01:43:40,081 --> 01:43:43,927
Walinzi wa dini hutumia jeuri
wakati hawawezi kutujibu
1241
01:43:44,085 --> 01:43:48,056
Wanatutisha tunyamaze.
Lakini sasa hatutanyamaza
1242
01:43:48,489 --> 01:43:53,063
Hadi sasa Tipsy mmoja alizua maswali.
Sasa kutakuwa na elfu
1243
01:43:53,528 --> 01:43:56,008
Marafiki, chukua simu zako
1244
01:43:56,464 --> 01:44:01,209
Unapogundua nambari isiyo sahihi,
risasi na kutuma kwetu
1245
01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:03,943
Tutaiweka kwenye TV
1246
01:44:04,472 --> 01:44:07,009
Acha hofu yako,
uliza maswali
1247
01:44:16,083 --> 01:44:18,029
Mtakatifu Bwana!
1248
01:44:18,519 --> 01:44:19,759
Swali moja
1249
01:44:19,820 --> 01:44:22,130
Ikiwa unaweza kutengeneza dhahabu
kutoka kwa hewa nyembamba
1250
01:44:22,523 --> 01:44:25,163
kwanini usimalizie
umaskini wa taifa?
1251
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:27,506
Jibu tafadhali
1252
01:44:28,096 --> 01:44:29,097
Mtakatifu Bwana!
1253
01:44:29,163 --> 01:44:34,044
Kwa kuwa wewe ni mgodi wa dhahabu unaotembea,
kwa nini tuombe michango?
1254
01:44:36,571 --> 01:44:38,881
Mungu ni mkuu!
1255
01:44:39,106 --> 01:44:41,518
Hii ni Nambari Isiyo sahihi
1256
01:44:41,642 --> 01:44:45,089
- Jaggu ... njoo nami
- Cherry nipe muda
1257
01:44:45,513 --> 01:44:49,222
Njoo nami
1258
01:44:49,517 --> 01:44:51,258
Wazo la Nambari Isiyo sahihi
ni chuki ya taifa
1259
01:44:51,819 --> 01:44:55,164
- Je!
- Imeenea kama moto wa mwituni
1260
01:45:00,695 --> 01:45:03,539
Guru anasema - kupata kazi,
kulisha ng'ombe
1261
01:45:03,731 --> 01:45:07,110
Ni ng'ombe huyu
wakala wa ajira?
1262
01:45:07,468 --> 01:45:11,075
Au huchapisha CV kwenye Monstencom?
Nambari isiyo sahihi
1263
01:45:11,172 --> 01:45:12,480
Tazama hii!
1264
01:45:12,773 --> 01:45:15,583
Anasema, badilisha kwa
Ukristo, au kulaaniwa
1265
01:45:15,910 --> 01:45:19,619
Ikiwa Mungu alitaka,
Ningekuwa Mkristo kwa kuzaliwa
1266
01:45:19,980 --> 01:45:23,189
Kwa nini tuwasiliane sasa?
Nambari isiyo sahihi
1267
01:45:23,718 --> 01:45:25,595
Wasichana hawa wanataka
kwenda shule
1268
01:45:25,853 --> 01:45:28,959
Amri mpya inasema:
wawaue ikiwa watafanya hivyo
1269
01:45:29,123 --> 01:45:33,799
Mungu ni mdogo sana,
Atawanyima watoto maarifa?
1270
01:45:34,495 --> 01:45:35,997
Nambari isiyo sahihi
1271
01:45:36,630 --> 01:45:39,975
Yale ambayo Mungu amekupangia
itatokea
1272
01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:44,574
Ana mpango mkuu
kwa Ulimwengu
1273
01:45:45,006 --> 01:45:46,747
Kubali
1274
01:45:46,941 --> 01:45:51,549
Wanafunzi wako wanasema:
kupata mtoto wa kiume,
1275
01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:56,094
nunua kitabu hiki,
na kuimba mantras
1276
01:45:56,517 --> 01:45:59,964
Kwa hivyo nunua kitabu cha Rupia 10
1277
01:46:00,021 --> 01:46:03,867
na kupasuka
Mpango mkuu wa Mungu!
1278
01:46:12,066 --> 01:46:16,208
Kidokezo! Kipindi chako kimependeza!
Ujumbe unaingia
1279
01:46:16,537 --> 01:46:18,141
Hapa kuna moja zaidi
1280
01:46:23,111 --> 01:46:24,488
Nini kilitokea?
1281
01:46:25,179 --> 01:46:29,150
Ni Papa. Ana aibu
Mimi ni binti yake
1282
01:46:32,987 --> 01:46:35,695
Nilikuwa darasa la kumi
1283
01:46:36,891 --> 01:46:39,599
nilipoandika shairi langu la kwanza
1284
01:46:40,161 --> 01:46:42,232
Kwa Papa
1285
01:46:43,197 --> 01:46:48,704
Wanasema nafanana na Mama yangu.
Nasema inawezekana,
1286
01:46:49,537 --> 01:46:52,677
lakini mimi ni msichana wa Baba yangu
1287
01:46:52,974 --> 01:46:55,511
Niliikariri
katika Siku ya Mwaka
1288
01:46:55,977 --> 01:46:58,014
Wazazi wote walipiga makofi
1289
01:46:58,513 --> 01:47:02,518
lakini mmoja alipiga filimbi kwa furaha
1290
01:47:03,651 --> 01:47:07,656
Makofi yakaisha,
mluzi uliendelea
1291
01:47:08,622 --> 01:47:10,101
Ilikuwa ni Papa
1292
01:47:10,658 --> 01:47:12,695
Alijivunia sana
1293
01:47:14,061 --> 01:47:18,635
Na sasa ujumbe huu.
Aibu kwako
1294
01:47:19,166 --> 01:47:24,514
Kuna Nambari Isiyo sahihi
katika kichwa cha Baba yako
1295
01:47:25,105 --> 01:47:30,748
Siku atakayoiondoa,
atakupigia filimbi tena
1296
01:47:31,111 --> 01:47:32,852
Haitatokea
1297
01:47:33,514 --> 01:47:36,495
Usiwe na huzuni. Njoo nami
1298
01:47:36,517 --> 01:47:40,727
Katika sayari yangu wakati watu wana huzuni,
kujua wanafanya nini?
1299
01:47:41,088 --> 01:47:42,590
Je!
1300
01:47:42,823 --> 01:47:45,599
Chaji upya betri!
1301
01:47:45,826 --> 01:47:48,636
- Je!
- Nakili tu
1302
01:47:53,767 --> 01:47:55,508
Tunafanya nini?
1303
01:48:01,509 --> 01:48:03,113
Funga macho yako!
1304
01:48:03,210 --> 01:48:04,951
Ninakili vipi basi?
1305
01:48:05,012 --> 01:48:06,923
Sawa.
Waweke wazi
1306
01:49:41,142 --> 01:49:44,146
Kuiba kukutazama kwa udongo wote
1307
01:49:44,545 --> 01:49:47,185
Kuchuja kwa kila neno unalosema
1308
01:49:47,648 --> 01:49:50,595
Kuweka kila kazi kando
1309
01:49:50,851 --> 01:49:53,832
Na fuata kila hatua yako
1310
01:49:53,988 --> 01:49:56,662
Hiyo si kitu ila a
kupoteza muda
1311
01:49:57,091 --> 01:49:59,935
Mapenzi ni kupoteza muda
1312
01:50:00,494 --> 01:50:02,940
Amore sio kitu zaidi
1313
01:50:03,497 --> 01:50:06,444
Mapenzi ni kupoteza muda
1314
01:50:06,834 --> 01:50:09,838
Lakini akili na moyo wangu vinasisitiza
1315
01:50:10,037 --> 01:50:12,881
Mara moja katika maisha haya angalau
1316
01:50:13,440 --> 01:50:15,716
Lazima nipoteze muda wangu
1317
01:50:16,043 --> 01:50:18,785
Bila sababu au kibwagizo
1318
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:22,059
Nataka kupoteza muda wangu
1319
01:50:22,483 --> 01:50:24,986
Ninapenda upotevu huu wa muda
1320
01:50:42,102 --> 01:50:46,573
Zilioni huchungulia kwenye kioo
1321
01:50:48,542 --> 01:50:53,184
Mara milioni
Nimetengeneza nywele zangu
1322
01:50:54,982 --> 01:51:00,125
Seti zisizohesabika za
nguo nimejaribu
1323
01:51:01,489 --> 01:51:05,904
Manukato yaliyotolewa
chupa zenye air
1324
01:51:07,561 --> 01:51:13,443
Kuvaa ni yote niliyofanya
Hakufanya chochote kingine cha thamani
1325
01:51:14,101 --> 01:51:16,945
Sasa nimeelewa
1326
01:51:17,171 --> 01:51:19,913
Mapenzi hayo ni kupoteza muda
1327
01:51:20,440 --> 01:51:23,444
Lakini akili na moyo wangu vinasisitiza
1328
01:51:23,644 --> 01:51:26,648
Mara moja katika maisha haya angalau
1329
01:51:26,914 --> 01:51:29,485
Lazima nipoteze muda wangu
1330
01:51:29,650 --> 01:51:32,529
Bila sababu au kibwagizo
1331
01:51:32,886 --> 01:51:35,765
Nataka kupoteza muda wangu
1332
01:51:36,056 --> 01:51:39,469
Ninapenda upotevu huu wa muda
1333
01:52:14,895 --> 01:52:19,571
Dunia yangu ina
topsy-turvy akageuka
1334
01:52:21,602 --> 01:52:26,551
Sijui jinsi ya kukuambia
1335
01:52:27,908 --> 01:52:32,914
natabasamu bila kibwagizo
au sababu
1336
01:52:34,114 --> 01:52:38,790
Nini kinachoendelea
Sina kidokezo
1337
01:52:40,621 --> 01:52:46,469
Akili inataka tu kupanda juu
Na kutoka kwa paa yeH
1338
01:52:46,961 --> 01:52:53,071
Sasa! kuelewa
Mapenzi ni kupoteza muda
1339
01:52:53,467 --> 01:52:56,573
Lakini akili na moyo wangu vinasisitiza
1340
01:52:56,704 --> 01:52:59,617
Mara moja katika maisha haya angalau
1341
01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:02,013
Lazima nipoteze muda wangu
1342
01:53:02,909 --> 01:53:05,515
Bila sababu au kibwagizo
1343
01:53:05,679 --> 01:53:08,751
Nataka kupoteza muda wangu
1344
01:53:08,982 --> 01:53:12,486
Ninapenda upotevu huu wa muda
1345
01:53:52,025 --> 01:53:55,199
Sanduku la mchango linapata
maswali mengi kuliko pesa taslimu
1346
01:53:55,629 --> 01:54:00,544
Masalio yako hayauzwi tena
1347
01:54:00,935 --> 01:54:05,042
Mamilioni ya matumizi mabaya yanaendelea
Facebook na Twitter
1348
01:54:06,606 --> 01:54:09,883
- Tano tu?
- Hao wanaunga mkono
1349
01:54:10,210 --> 01:54:12,190
Unyanyasaji uko hapa
1350
01:54:12,880 --> 01:54:19,058
Ni wakati wa kuchukua hatua, Mheshimiwa.
Kuepuka suala hilo kunaweza kuwa mbaya
1351
01:54:23,724 --> 01:54:25,226
Haipo: Mungu
1352
01:54:25,626 --> 01:54:27,037
Piga simu Cherry Bajwa
1353
01:54:27,728 --> 01:54:31,608
Tipsy ameuliza maswali mengi.
Nitamuuliza moja tu
1354
01:54:31,765 --> 01:54:34,712
- Habari, Jaggu
- Nini kilitokea?
1355
01:54:35,669 --> 01:54:39,082
Utakatifu wake anataka kuja
kwenye show. Ili kujadiliana na Tipsy
1356
01:54:39,206 --> 01:54:41,982
- Kidokezo'|| mpasue!
- Itakuwa mama wa onyesho!
1357
01:54:42,209 --> 01:54:45,679
Tayarisha Tipsy.
Weka matangazo
1358
01:54:45,946 --> 01:54:49,758
'Fina! swali'
Jumapili 6:00 pm
1359
01:54:51,652 --> 01:54:56,123
Usikose, 'The Fina! swali'
Jumapili 6:00 pm
1360
01:54:56,223 --> 01:55:01,070
Rafiki yangu amekuwa nyota!
Hey angalia, yeye ni nyota ya mwamba
1361
01:55:01,194 --> 01:55:04,971
Rock star alikuwa
kuzurura kitako uchi
1362
01:55:05,165 --> 01:55:10,478
Nilimfanya kuwa nyota.
Mwanadada yuko kwenye IV
1363
01:55:10,904 --> 01:55:17,014
na mimi - katika mji huu duni,
kibanda kibaya hiki
1364
01:55:17,477 --> 01:55:21,823
pombe kali na
mbweha kama wewe
1365
01:55:21,915 --> 01:55:24,088
Weka nyota kwenye mguu wangu!
1366
01:55:40,133 --> 01:55:42,704
Tipsy, baadhi
Bhairon Singh kwa ajili yako
1367
01:55:42,970 --> 01:55:44,074
Bhairon!
1368
01:55:44,204 --> 01:55:46,047
Chukua mstari huo
1369
01:55:47,507 --> 01:55:49,817
- Ndugu!
- Wewe kijana mwenye tamaa
1370
01:55:50,010 --> 01:55:51,990
Wewe ni nyota wa mwamba!
1371
01:55:52,112 --> 01:55:54,524
Bro, uko wapi?
1372
01:55:54,614 --> 01:55:57,720
Huko Mandawa.
Nitakuja Delhi kesho
1373
01:55:57,952 --> 01:56:00,728
Na zawadi kwa ajili yako
1374
01:56:01,054 --> 01:56:05,469
Nimemkamata mwizi
aliyeiba vitu vyako
1375
01:56:05,725 --> 01:56:08,706
Aliiuza kwa 40 grand
1376
01:56:09,196 --> 01:56:11,540
- Nadhani kwa nani.
- Nani?
1377
01:56:11,999 --> 01:56:15,469
Utakatifu wake!
1378
01:56:17,637 --> 01:56:24,612
Mungu alisema." ni shanga ya kiungu
kutoka kwa mkufu wa Lord Shiva. Chukua...
1379
01:56:25,045 --> 01:56:30,859
.. na uiweke katikahekalu kubwa.
Kuona ushanga huu...
1380
01:56:31,017 --> 01:56:32,496
Habari,
1381
01:56:33,687 --> 01:56:35,860
nini kilitokea?
1382
01:56:36,223 --> 01:56:40,035
Mwizi aliyeiba
rimoti yangu imenaswa
1383
01:56:40,194 --> 01:56:41,696
Je! Kweli?
1384
01:56:41,862 --> 01:56:47,210
Bro alisema, mwizi alimuuzia
Utakatifu wake
1385
01:56:47,501 --> 01:56:49,208
Kisha Utakatifu Wake umekamilika!
1386
01:56:49,937 --> 01:56:53,783
Tutamwambia -
rudisha rimoti,
1387
01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:56,520
au mwizi anaeleza yote kwenye TV
1388
01:56:57,110 --> 01:57:02,685
Kwa hivyo hakupata rimoti yangu
katika Himalaya! Anadanganya
1389
01:57:03,684 --> 01:57:07,791
Nambari mbaya sio
kuongozwa na Mungu wa uongo...
1390
01:57:08,188 --> 01:57:10,566
.. bali kwa Utakatifu wake
1391
01:57:12,893 --> 01:57:15,169
Je, unamjua huyu Jaggu?
1392
01:57:15,462 --> 01:57:17,772
Kumbuka siku
umetaja Nambari mbaya
1393
01:57:18,031 --> 01:57:23,003
Simu zake zote zinapigwa
kwa Nambari Isiyo sahihi
1394
01:57:23,203 --> 01:57:27,948
Nilijua basi ulikuwa kwenye
wimbo mbaya. Lakini nilimuweka mama
1395
01:57:28,174 --> 01:57:31,951
Ikiwa ungemwita tapeli,
watu wangekuua
1396
01:57:32,112 --> 01:57:34,217
Watu wanatamani ya kipekee
1397
01:57:34,547 --> 01:57:36,083
Nambari Isiyo sahihi!
1398
01:57:36,483 --> 01:57:39,191
Nambari yako isiyo sahihi
dhana ilikuwa ya kipekee
1399
01:57:39,586 --> 01:57:42,066
Leo ulimwengu unakuunga mkono
1400
01:57:42,189 --> 01:57:46,831
Kidokezo, mpango wangu ulifanya kazi!
Unaenda nyumbani!
1401
01:57:51,565 --> 01:57:54,944
Utaruka kesho,
rafiki yangu
1402
01:57:55,168 --> 01:57:58,012
Whoosh... wamekwenda
1403
01:57:59,707 --> 01:58:02,586
Hatutakutana tena
1404
01:58:04,044 --> 01:58:07,116
Kutakuwa na utupu kama huo
1405
01:58:08,448 --> 01:58:11,088
Nitakukumbuka sana
1406
01:58:12,853 --> 01:58:14,924
Nibaki nyuma?
1407
01:58:17,791 --> 01:58:20,465
Unawezaje?
1408
01:58:21,127 --> 01:58:24,574
Rahisi,
Nina kazi
1409
01:58:25,031 --> 01:58:28,103
Nitapata kitambulisho
na kutulia hapa
1410
01:58:28,602 --> 01:58:32,812
Nitapata mtu
'poteza wakati' na mimi
1411
01:58:33,473 --> 01:58:35,851
Nitamuoa
1412
01:58:36,109 --> 01:58:38,851
- Nani atakuoa/ wewe!
- Kwa nini sivyo?
1413
01:58:39,145 --> 01:58:43,685
Mke wako atachoka
kukutambulisha -
1414
01:58:44,485 --> 01:58:48,023
Kutana na mume wangu.
Yeye ni Tipsy!
1415
01:58:48,989 --> 01:58:52,198
Hilo si jina langu!
1416
01:58:52,492 --> 01:58:55,098
- Vidokezo!
- Nitapata jina halisi
1417
01:58:56,497 --> 01:59:02,140
Kwa nini usipendekeze moja?
Jina unalopenda
1418
01:59:02,903 --> 01:59:08,581
Jina la mtu lazima
kuendana na utu wake
1419
01:59:08,775 --> 01:59:10,448
Sawa!
1420
01:59:10,577 --> 01:59:13,080
Kwa hivyo utu wangu ukoje?
1421
01:59:13,513 --> 01:59:15,459
Nitaeleza
1422
01:59:16,016 --> 01:59:18,690
Mshairi mmoja aliwahi kuandika...
1423
01:59:20,453 --> 01:59:23,457
Kejeli za majina yasiyolingana...
1424
01:59:23,623 --> 01:59:26,900
Hakuna mashairi, tafadhali!
Nina kitu cha kusema
1425
01:59:27,561 --> 01:59:32,010
Nani anasema
‘Nini katika jina?’
1426
01:59:33,567 --> 01:59:37,208
Ikiwa hutapata moja sahihi,
maumivu gani
1427
01:59:38,205 --> 01:59:42,153
Bw Burns kwa kweli yuko poa sana
1428
01:59:42,609 --> 01:59:45,488
Kwa vurugu pekee
Bwana Amani anatawala
1429
01:59:46,813 --> 01:59:52,491
Jina lake ni Bw Fox
Lakini haina mkia wa kichaka
1430
01:59:53,486 --> 01:59:58,060
“Nakupenda Jaggu”
1431
01:59:58,491 --> 02:00:02,496
Tani moja nzima ni
uzito wa Bw Maua
1432
02:00:02,963 --> 02:00:06,775
Kwa macho yake tu,
mwenyekiti maskini hufanya cower
1433
02:00:06,934 --> 02:00:08,641
Nzuri sana... nzuri sana
1434
02:00:08,869 --> 02:00:12,476
Hapa kuna rundo la kadi
na majina tofauti
1435
02:00:12,773 --> 02:00:16,152
Chagua unayopenda
1436
02:00:16,476 --> 02:00:19,013
Je! unampigia ramli Thatte?
1437
02:00:19,546 --> 02:00:21,958
- Maafa!
- Inayofuata!
1438
02:00:22,716 --> 02:00:24,491
Tutari Singh?
1439
02:00:24,785 --> 02:00:26,560
Phooey!
1440
02:00:27,621 --> 02:00:29,123
Sarfaraz
1441
02:00:33,627 --> 02:00:36,164
- Sarfaraz...
- Nini kilitokea?
1442
02:00:36,563 --> 02:00:39,237
Endelea,
tafuta jina zuri
1443
02:00:42,702 --> 02:00:44,204
Kuna nini?
1444
02:00:44,905 --> 02:00:46,578
Hakuna kitu
1445
02:01:38,992 --> 02:01:40,903
“Nakupenda Jaggu”
1446
02:01:55,008 --> 02:01:56,783
Ndugu!
1447
02:02:29,442 --> 02:02:33,015
Mungu yuko Mbinguni mwake
Sisi wanadamu juu ya ardhi
1448
02:02:33,479 --> 02:02:36,756
Mungu yuko Mbinguni mwake
Sisi wanadamu juu ya ardhi
1449
02:02:37,450 --> 02:02:41,455
Siku hizi hana
Wakati wa kuangalia kote
1450
02:02:41,588 --> 02:02:45,593
Mungu yuko Mbinguni mwake
Sisi wanadamu juu ya ardhi
1451
02:02:53,666 --> 02:02:57,113
Lolote linaweza kutokea hapa
Yeye hana karipio
1452
02:02:57,604 --> 02:03:01,609
Maelfu maovu, makosa milioni
Yeye hana msimamo
1453
02:03:01,808 --> 02:03:06,086
Uporaji upo pande zote
Mabomu huja kuwinda
1454
02:03:53,727 --> 02:03:57,072
Gazi la kigaidi limedai
wajibu kwa mlipuko
1455
02:03:57,497 --> 02:04:00,637
Wanasema hii ilikuwa
drill maskhara
1456
02:04:01,100 --> 02:04:03,808
Watese watu wetu,
na vita halisi vitafuata
1457
02:04:04,103 --> 02:04:07,084
Tutamlinda Mungu wetu
1458
02:04:28,528 --> 02:04:30,701
Uko wapi
kwenda, Tipsy?
1459
02:04:31,531 --> 02:04:32,737
Kwenye show
1460
02:04:32,999 --> 02:04:35,036
Si lazima
1461
02:04:37,504 --> 02:04:39,950
lazima.
Zaidi ya hapo awali
1462
02:04:54,554 --> 02:04:59,799
‘Swali la Mwisho
Karibu kwenye onyesho letu maalum
1463
02:04:59,992 --> 02:05:01,562
ambayo tunakutana na Tipsy ...
1464
02:05:01,628 --> 02:05:03,665
Subiri kidogo
1465
02:05:09,536 --> 02:05:11,482
Ilete
1466
02:05:16,943 --> 02:05:18,752
Hii ni nini?
1467
02:05:19,012 --> 02:05:23,688
Mungu anasema: ni ushanga wa kiungu
kutoka kwa mkufu Wake
1468
02:05:23,950 --> 02:05:27,591
Mtu huyu anadai,
ni mali yake
1469
02:05:28,488 --> 02:05:31,833
Mungu anasema: jenga hekalu
1470
02:05:32,492 --> 02:05:35,871
Na mtu huyu anapinga
1471
02:05:36,096 --> 02:05:41,569
Nimsikilize nani?
Mungu, au bwana huyu
1472
02:05:41,934 --> 02:05:47,714
ambao walikuwa wakipeana haya
vipeperushi vya makufuru?
1473
02:05:49,075 --> 02:05:52,113
Kwanza alidai,
Mungu amekosa
1474
02:05:52,812 --> 02:05:54,792
Kisha akasema, Mungu ni tapeli
1475
02:05:55,015 --> 02:05:58,792
Ifuatayo atasema,
Mungu amekufa
1476
02:06:00,187 --> 02:06:05,728
Unataka nini, mwanangu?
Ulimwengu bila Mungu?
1477
02:06:07,894 --> 02:06:12,502
Je, una fununu yoyote
watu wanateseka vipi?
1478
02:06:12,832 --> 02:06:15,108
Hakuna chakula cha kula
1479
02:06:15,802 --> 02:06:17,804
Hakuna mahali pa kuishi
1480
02:06:18,705 --> 02:06:21,515
Hakuna rafiki wa kuzungumza naye
1481
02:06:21,975 --> 02:06:28,620
Watu wanajiua.
Kata mikono yao, ruka kutoka kwenye majengo
1482
02:06:28,915 --> 02:06:32,920
Kwa nini?
Kwa sababu hawana matumaini
1483
02:06:33,486 --> 02:06:37,935
Ikiwa unasujudu mbele za Mungu,
kupaka majivu matakatifu,
1484
02:06:38,691 --> 02:06:43,504
amevaa hirizi,
huwapa matumaini ya kuishi,
1485
02:06:43,697 --> 02:06:48,510
basi wewe ni nani
kunyakua tumaini hilo?
1486
02:06:48,968 --> 02:06:57,080
Na ukimnyakua Mungu wao,
utajazaje utupu huo?
1487
02:06:58,011 --> 02:07:02,050
Mtu huyu anakasirika
Nambari zisizo sahihi
1488
02:07:02,515 --> 02:07:08,193
Leo lazima atuambie:
Nambari Sahihi ni ipi?
1489
02:07:16,029 --> 02:07:19,101
Uko sahihi, Utakatifu wako
1490
02:07:19,866 --> 02:07:25,475
Kulikuwa na wakati
Mimi pia sikuwa na chakula cha kula
1491
02:07:26,105 --> 02:07:27,914
Hakuna mahali pa kuishi
1492
02:07:28,541 --> 02:07:33,615
Nililia sana
kwa sababu sikuwa na rafiki
1493
02:07:34,981 --> 02:07:38,190
Nilikuwa na tumaini moja tu wakati huo -
1494
02:07:40,753 --> 02:07:42,596
Mungu
1495
02:07:43,589 --> 02:07:46,729
Kila siku nilitarajia:
kesho itakuwa bora
1496
02:07:47,026 --> 02:07:49,836
Mungu atapata suluhisho
1497
02:07:51,631 --> 02:07:58,241
Nakubali
imani katika Mungu inatoa matumaini,
1498
02:07:59,672 --> 02:08:03,814
nguvu ya kukabiliana na majaribu
1499
02:08:04,944 --> 02:08:07,515
Lakini nina swali moja
1500
02:08:10,516 --> 02:08:13,463
Nitamwamini Mungu yupi?
1501
02:08:14,454 --> 02:08:17,697
Unasema kuna Mungu MMOJA
1502
02:08:18,624 --> 02:08:20,604
Nasema hapana
1503
02:08:21,594 --> 02:08:23,073
Kuna T\NO Miungu
1504
02:08:24,630 --> 02:08:26,769
Aliyetuumba
1505
02:08:28,534 --> 02:08:32,175
Na nyingine
uliyemuumba
1506
02:08:33,105 --> 02:08:36,518
Hatujui chochote kuhusu
Mungu aliyetuumba
1507
02:08:36,876 --> 02:08:41,655
Lakini Mungu uliyemuumba,
ni kama wewe
1508
02:08:41,948 --> 02:08:46,556
Ndogo.
Anapokea rushwa, anatoa ahadi za uongo
1509
02:08:46,653 --> 02:08:50,692
Kwa urahisi hukutana na matajiri,
huwafanya maskini wasubiri
1510
02:08:51,024 --> 02:08:54,494
Hustawi kwa kubana].
Inakufanya uishi kwa hofu
1511
02:08:56,529 --> 02:08:58,770
Nambari yangu ya kulia ni rahisi
1512
02:09:00,199 --> 02:09:04,909
Mungu aliyetuumba sisi sote,
mwaminini Yeye
1513
02:09:06,472 --> 02:09:09,783
Mungu uliyemuumba -
1514
02:09:10,710 --> 02:09:12,917
kumkomesha
1515
02:09:13,179 --> 02:09:14,658
Ndiyo!
1516
02:09:15,047 --> 02:09:19,052
Utanikomesha Mungu wangu
na mimi nitanyamaza?
1517
02:09:19,519 --> 02:09:23,558
Najua jinsi ya
umlinde Mungu wangu
1518
02:09:23,723 --> 02:09:25,634
Utamlinda Mungu?
1519
02:09:26,192 --> 02:09:28,103
Wewe!
1520
02:09:28,494 --> 02:09:30,064
Hii ni sayari dhaifu
1521
02:09:30,796 --> 02:09:33,709
Mabilioni ya sayari kubwa zaidi
kuelea katika nafasi
1522
02:09:33,900 --> 02:09:38,747
Na wewe, umekaa katika kona ndogo ya hii
sayari puny, kuwa na ujasiri wa kusema
1523
02:09:38,938 --> 02:09:42,647
utamlinda,
nani aliumba Ulimwengu?
1524
02:09:43,709 --> 02:09:48,488
Yeye haitaji ulinzi wako.
Anaweza kujilinda
1525
02:09:51,951 --> 02:09:57,526
Leo mtu alijaribu
mlinde Mungu na rafiki yangu alikufa
1526
02:09:58,491 --> 02:10:01,131
Hii ndiyo yote iliyobaki -
kiatu chake
1527
02:10:01,828 --> 02:10:04,104
Acha kumlinda Mungu
1528
02:10:04,664 --> 02:10:08,043
Au sayari hii itakuwa nayo
hakuna binadamu, viatu tu
1529
02:10:08,467 --> 02:10:10,777
Gaidi wa Kiislamu
hulipua treni
1530
02:10:11,671 --> 02:10:17,053
na gwiji wa Kihindu anavumilia
mahubiri yako. Hiyo ni nzuri
1531
02:10:17,443 --> 02:10:22,222
Huyu ni Muhindu gani, Muislamu?
Nionyeshe lebo
1532
02:10:23,483 --> 02:10:26,157
Ulianzisha tofauti hizi.
Si Mungu
1533
02:10:26,919 --> 02:10:32,892
Hii ndiyo mauti zaidi
Idadi Isiyo sahihi ya sayari hii
1534
02:10:33,093 --> 02:10:35,835
Inaua watu,
huwatenganisha
1535
02:10:36,195 --> 02:10:41,144
Kama Nambari yako isiyo sahihi
alimtenganisha Jaggu na Sarfaraz
1536
02:10:41,467 --> 02:10:47,474
- Nambari gani mbaya?
- Sarfaraz huyo atamsaliti
1537
02:10:47,707 --> 02:10:50,153
Alimsaliti
1538
02:10:50,476 --> 02:10:54,788
- Nini kinaendelea?
- Shikilia
1539
02:10:56,782 --> 02:11:03,996
Unasema utabiri wangu
kuhusu Sarfaraz alikosea?
1540
02:11:04,190 --> 02:11:05,430
Hasa!
1541
02:11:05,491 --> 02:11:09,633
Kisha thibitisha -
thibitisha unabii wangu kuwa sio sahihi!
1542
02:11:09,762 --> 02:11:14,177
Ikishindwa hivyo,
kuanguka kwa miguu yangu na kukubali
1543
02:11:14,533 --> 02:11:18,481
kwamba wewe ni mwongo.
Ulijaribu kunichafua
1544
02:11:19,072 --> 02:11:21,143
Je, nikithibitisha hilo?
1545
02:11:21,541 --> 02:11:23,179
Kidokezo... usifanye!
1546
02:11:29,148 --> 02:11:30,889
Basi hii ni yako
1547
02:11:36,923 --> 02:11:38,527
Nakubali
1548
02:11:38,958 --> 02:11:43,737
Geuza kamera kuelekea
Jagat Janani
1549
02:11:49,902 --> 02:11:56,615
Natumaini utajibu
maswali yangu kwa ukweli
1550
02:11:59,011 --> 02:12:04,085
Huko Ubelgiji ulipenda
na mvulana wa Pakistani
1551
02:12:05,551 --> 02:12:06,757
Kweli au uongo?
1552
02:12:07,053 --> 02:12:09,465
Tafadhali acha maisha yangu ya kibinafsi
1553
02:12:09,589 --> 02:12:18,065
Siku ya Ijumaa, saa 3:21 usiku
Nilitabiri kijana huyu atakusaliti
1554
02:12:18,531 --> 02:12:22,877
Siku iliyofuata ulienda kwa
Ofisi ya Msajili wa Ndoa
1555
02:12:23,436 --> 02:12:25,109
lakini hakutokea
1556
02:12:25,705 --> 02:12:28,083
Kweli au uongo?
1557
02:12:28,174 --> 02:12:31,553
Ndiyo, hakuja.
Tafadhali acha hii
1558
02:12:32,945 --> 02:12:39,089
Sasa utakuja kwa miguu yangu
au natembea miguu yangu kwako?
1559
02:12:39,519 --> 02:12:43,467
- Sarfaraz hakusaliti.
- Tafadhali wacha iende!
1560
02:12:43,522 --> 02:12:46,025
Hapana. Tuambie
nini kilitokea siku hiyo
1561
02:12:46,459 --> 02:12:47,733
Tafadhali!
1562
02:12:47,894 --> 02:12:51,535
Mara moja tu,
kwa ajili yangu
1563
02:12:56,469 --> 02:12:59,507
Nilikuwa kwenye Ndoa
Ofisi ya Msajili na
1564
02:12:59,805 --> 02:13:01,648
nililetewa barua
1565
02:13:01,708 --> 02:13:03,949
Je, Sarfaraz aliileta?
1566
02:13:05,811 --> 02:13:09,953
Hapana.
Aliituma kupitia mtoto
1567
02:13:10,149 --> 02:13:13,096
- Je, ilitiwa saini?
- Hapana
1568
02:13:13,419 --> 02:13:17,094
Unajuaje
Sarfaraz aliituma?
1569
02:13:20,159 --> 02:13:24,539
Inaweza kuwa
kwa msichana mwingine
1570
02:13:27,066 --> 02:13:31,742
Kulikuwa na msichana mwingine.
Na paka, sawa?
1571
02:13:33,706 --> 02:13:37,677
Alikupa paka
kushikilia kwa muda
1572
02:13:38,644 --> 02:13:42,456
Mtoto aliyekupa barua -
alikufahamu?
1573
02:13:42,582 --> 02:13:45,461
- Hapana!
- Je, unamjua?
1574
02:13:45,851 --> 02:13:46,761
Hapana
1575
02:13:46,853 --> 02:13:50,596
Hapo angejuaje
barua ilikuwa kwa ajili yako?
1576
02:13:51,790 --> 02:13:58,503
Labda aliambiwa atoe
barua kwa msichana na paka
1577
02:14:00,633 --> 02:14:07,050
Unasoma barua,
lakini hakumpigia simu Sarfaraz
1578
02:14:07,640 --> 02:14:09,881
Je!
1579
02:14:10,676 --> 02:14:17,821
Kwa sababu mtu huyu alipanda
Idadi isiyo sahihi - ambayo Waislamu wanasaliti
1580
02:14:18,151 --> 02:14:20,529
Sarfaraz hakukusaliti
1581
02:14:20,653 --> 02:14:21,927
Nini kinaendelea?
1582
02:14:22,521 --> 02:14:27,493
Unatarajia tuamini
hizi hadithi za paka na ng'ombe?
1583
02:14:27,527 --> 02:14:28,767
Dakika moja
1584
02:14:29,128 --> 02:14:33,201
Tutafikia ukweli sasa hivi.
Piga simu Sarfaraz
1585
02:14:33,533 --> 02:14:35,672
Haraka!
1586
02:14:37,770 --> 02:14:41,217
Nambari hii haipo
1587
02:14:42,075 --> 02:14:45,522
Nambari nyingine yoyote?
Rafiki, chuo, kitu?
1588
02:14:45,711 --> 02:14:48,783
- Njoo Jaggu!
- Chuo Kikuu cha Ubelgiji
1589
02:14:53,218 --> 02:14:55,061
- Habari.
- Habari!
1590
02:14:55,121 --> 02:14:59,160
Kwa kweli ninahitaji kuwasiliana na
mmoja wa wanafunzi wako wa daraja
1591
02:14:59,525 --> 02:15:01,004
Sarfaraz Yousuf
1592
02:15:01,093 --> 02:15:03,539
Oh ndio.
Aliondoka kwenda Pakistan mwaka jana
1593
02:15:04,530 --> 02:15:05,907
Ameacha namba?
1594
02:15:05,965 --> 02:15:08,639
Samahani, hatujaidhinishwa
kutoa taarifa
1595
02:15:08,868 --> 02:15:10,575
Hii ni muhimu sana
1596
02:15:10,636 --> 02:15:13,549
Tutumie barua pepe ombi lako na
Ninaweza kuituma kwa Masuala ya Wanafunzi
1597
02:15:13,806 --> 02:15:15,183
Uwe na siku njema wapendwa
1598
02:15:15,507 --> 02:15:17,214
Nambari yake ya Pakistan?
1599
02:15:17,477 --> 02:15:20,549
- Sijui.
- Fikiria, Jaggu mpenzi
1600
02:15:21,480 --> 02:15:23,926
Ninafanya kazi kwenye
Ubalozi wa Pakistan
1601
02:15:24,483 --> 02:15:27,054
Kazi yake -
Ubalozi wa Pakistan, Ubelgiji
1602
02:15:27,753 --> 02:15:29,994
Mitu, piga Ubalozi wa Pakistani,
Ubelgiji
1603
02:15:30,055 --> 02:15:32,501
- Nakili bwana.
- Weka kwenye spika
1604
02:15:35,761 --> 02:15:37,672
Salamu.
Ubalozi wa Pakistan
1605
02:15:38,197 --> 02:15:39,733
Habari
1606
02:15:41,233 --> 02:15:44,544
Mwanafunzi kutoka Lahore
kazi na wewe
1607
02:15:44,737 --> 02:15:48,583
- Sarfaraz Yousuf.
Je, jina lako ni Jaggu?
1608
02:15:51,177 --> 02:15:53,680
Je! jina lako ni Jaggu?
1609
02:15:54,113 --> 02:15:55,786
Unajuaje?
1610
02:15:56,148 --> 02:15:59,891
Anaitwa!
Msichana kutoka Delhi amepiga simu
1611
02:16:00,019 --> 02:16:01,760
Farah, ni Jaggu anapiga simu
1612
02:16:01,821 --> 02:16:05,462
Bwana Sayyed, hum],
ni simu ya Jaggu kutoka India
1613
02:16:05,691 --> 02:16:08,171
Kwa mara mbili kila mtu!
1614
02:16:10,930 --> 02:16:16,744
Sarfaraz Yousuf anatupigia simu
kutoka Lahore, hata] siku saa 9 asubuhi
1615
02:16:17,670 --> 02:16:21,743
Na kwa adabu isiyo na kifani
anauliza swali moja tu:
1616
02:16:22,074 --> 02:16:26,887
Kulikuwa na simu kwa ajili yangu
kutoka India - kutoka Jaggu?
1617
02:16:27,113 --> 02:16:30,151
Tunasema "Hapana",
na anakata
1618
02:16:30,550 --> 02:16:32,496
Ametutia wazimu
1619
02:16:32,685 --> 02:16:35,256
Subiri.
Nitakuunganisha naye
1620
02:16:50,669 --> 02:16:51,773
Habari...
1621
02:16:52,705 --> 02:16:55,914
- Bwana Sarfaraz Yousuf?
- Ndio, kusema
1622
02:16:56,208 --> 02:17:00,122
- Uko wapi?
- Huko Lahore. Kwa nini?
1623
02:17:00,613 --> 02:17:05,562
- Uko wapi sasa hivi?
- Nyumbani. Kwa nini?
1624
02:17:05,985 --> 02:17:09,762
Kuna kiti au
benchi karibu?
1625
02:17:10,089 --> 02:17:14,469
Tafadhali keti chini.
Unakaribia kupata mshtuko
1626
02:17:15,661 --> 02:17:17,698
Nisamehe?
1627
02:17:19,198 --> 02:17:21,576
Una simu kutoka Delhi
1628
02:17:27,473 --> 02:17:30,010
Tafadhali sema hapa
1629
02:17:30,576 --> 02:17:32,817
Habari...
1630
02:17:33,713 --> 02:17:36,523
Sarfaraz...
1631
02:17:39,785 --> 02:17:41,526
Taya“ - - -...
1632
02:17:43,522 --> 02:17:44,967
Habari...
1633
02:17:46,092 --> 02:17:49,232
.. hujambo Jaggu,
kuna nini?
1634
02:17:51,096 --> 02:17:53,576
Je, ungekuja kwenye
Ofisi ya Msajili wa Ndoa?
1635
02:17:53,599 --> 02:17:57,513
nilikuwa na,
lakini ulikuwa umeondoka
1636
02:17:58,203 --> 02:18:00,046
Kwa nini hukupiga simu?
1637
02:18:00,272 --> 02:18:05,620
Nimepata barua yako.
Ulisema, 'Usiwasiliane nami'
1638
02:18:06,545 --> 02:18:09,025
Nilijua ulikuwa
chini ya shinikizo la familia
1639
02:18:09,148 --> 02:18:15,656
Lakini ndani kabisa nilijua,
siku moja ungewasiliana nami
1640
02:18:18,023 --> 02:18:21,527
Umechukua muda gani?
1641
02:18:22,461 --> 02:18:26,705
Mimi ni mtoto].
Nilikuwa na Nambari yako mbaya
1642
02:18:33,973 --> 02:18:38,581
Nimepata nambari sahihi
kutoka kwa rafiki
1643
02:19:04,036 --> 02:19:05,743
Asante mwanangu
1644
02:19:40,640 --> 02:19:42,517
Hapa, shikilia hii
1645
02:20:06,632 --> 02:20:09,943
Kidokezo! Unachukua
betri nyumbani?
1646
02:20:10,135 --> 02:20:14,914
- Usiwafikishe huko.
- Wengi sana! Kwa ajili ya nini?
1647
02:20:15,140 --> 02:20:19,088
Nirudi nyumbani, nitasikiliza
kwa sauti nilizorekodi
1648
02:20:19,478 --> 02:20:20,752
Sauti gani?
1649
02:20:21,013 --> 02:20:25,519
Sauti za ardhi -
kunguru, trafiki wakipiga honi
1650
02:20:25,650 --> 02:20:27,960
Huko juu, utasikiliza
kwa magari kupiga honi?
1651
02:20:28,186 --> 02:20:33,135
Mara kwa mara -
ninapoikosa sayari hii
1652
02:20:35,561 --> 02:20:39,008
Halo, subiri!
Kuna mfuko mmoja zaidi
1653
02:20:39,098 --> 02:20:40,668
Sahau, Tipsy!
1654
02:20:40,732 --> 02:20:44,544
Unatania?
Imejazwa na betri
1655
02:20:44,703 --> 02:20:47,081
Subiri!
1656
02:20:50,075 --> 02:20:53,522
Dereva... tafadhali acha!
1657
02:21:07,025 --> 02:21:10,837
Kila mtu kwenye sayari yako
ina masikio ya kung'aa?
1658
02:21:12,031 --> 02:21:15,171
Na wanazurura uchi?
1659
02:21:16,702 --> 02:21:19,706
Kwa nini unatazama?
Kitu usoni mwangu?
1660
02:21:23,842 --> 02:21:29,451
Nilikuwa darasa la kumi,
nilipoandika shairi langu la kwanza,
1661
02:21:30,982 --> 02:21:32,825
kwa Papa
1662
02:21:33,885 --> 02:21:39,198
Wanasema nafanana na Mama yangu.
Nasema inawezekana...
1663
02:21:46,698 --> 02:21:50,544
Ushairi maana yake
maneno machache, mawazo ya kuongezeka
1664
02:21:53,005 --> 02:21:54,916
Rafiki, wewe ni mzuri sana
1665
02:21:56,708 --> 02:22:00,155
Hapa ni kwa
teetotaler inayoitwa Tipsy
1666
02:22:01,046 --> 02:22:04,926
Nani anasema
"Nini katika jina?"
1667
02:22:06,051 --> 02:22:10,124
Hakuna mkanda uliokuwa na sauti za
kunguru au trafiki hupiga honi
1668
02:22:10,889 --> 02:22:14,029
Kila mkanda ulikuwa
sauti yangu tu
1669
02:22:21,733 --> 02:22:23,770
“Nakupenda Jaggu”
1670
02:22:28,173 --> 02:22:29,880
Nimeelewa!
1671
02:22:35,180 --> 02:22:37,786
Hakika alinifanya kukimbia!
1672
02:22:40,986 --> 02:22:44,456
Kidokezo, kuna nini kwenye kanda hizi?
1673
02:22:44,890 --> 02:22:47,996
Nilikuambia -
kunguru, trafiki wakipiga honi
1674
02:23:00,472 --> 02:23:04,750
Kila usiku, wakati sayari yako
akiinuka, nitacheza kanda hizi
1675
02:23:05,978 --> 02:23:11,587
Na kukupungia mkono.
Kama hii
1676
02:23:13,719 --> 02:23:17,633
Je, utarudi nyuma...
sasa na kisha?
1677
02:23:19,625 --> 02:23:22,606
Hujarekodi sauti yangu?
1678
02:23:22,961 --> 02:23:25,532
Sauti yako?
1679
02:23:25,864 --> 02:23:30,040
Nadhani nina...
hilo shairi moja ulilokariri
1680
02:23:31,136 --> 02:23:33,946
Shairi moja? Hiyo ni?
1681
02:23:36,975 --> 02:23:39,581
Mimi si hasa
kwa upendo na wewe...
1682
02:23:39,945 --> 02:23:42,983
.. kupoteza muda wangu wote
juu yako!
1683
02:24:01,900 --> 02:24:05,109
Hakuangalia nyuma.
Sio mara moja
1684
02:24:05,503 --> 02:24:07,676
Alikuwa akificha machozi yake
1685
02:24:08,573 --> 02:24:13,545
Jambo moja alijifunza kutoka kwetu.
Jambo moja alitufundisha
1686
02:24:13,912 --> 02:24:16,552
Alijifunza kutoka kwetu
jinsi ya Yeye...
1687
02:24:16,915 --> 02:24:21,091
.. na kutufundisha
jinsi ya kupenda
1688
02:24:22,020 --> 02:24:25,024
Alinipenda vya kutosha
kuniruhusu niende
1689
02:24:25,690 --> 02:24:31,003
Alikuja hapa uchi.
Kama watoto wanavyofanya
1690
02:24:32,130 --> 02:24:37,978
Aliuliza maswali mengi.
Kama watoto wanavyofanya
1691
02:24:40,105 --> 02:24:43,211
Na kisha siku moja ...
1692
02:24:44,710 --> 02:24:47,816
.. akaenda zake
1693
02:24:48,646 --> 02:24:53,095
Maili bilioni nne mbali
1694
02:24:54,519 --> 02:24:58,661
Aliniachia zawadi mbili za kuagana
1695
02:25:00,526 --> 02:25:02,767
Sarfaraz
1696
02:25:03,561 --> 02:25:06,474
na Papa
1697
02:25:08,567 --> 02:25:15,746
Mpaka niishi... hata] usiku nitaangalia
kwenye sayari yake na wimbi
1698
02:25:17,776 --> 02:25:22,623
nina uhakika,
atafanya vivyo hivyo
1699
02:25:25,550 --> 02:25:28,588
Namkumbuka
1700
02:26:07,191 --> 02:26:11,606
Wanaanga wenzangu,
jitayarishe kutua Duniani
1701
02:26:11,663 --> 02:26:15,736
Kumbuka nne
Amri za Kuishi Duniani
1702
02:26:15,967 --> 02:26:18,846
Moja:
Usitembee uchi
1703
02:26:19,137 --> 02:26:24,644
Kubembeleza, kufanya mapenzi n.k.
lazima ifanyike katika vyumba vilivyofungwa
1704
02:26:24,776 --> 02:26:28,724
Lakini kupigana, kufanya vita nk.
inaruhusiwa kwa wazi
1705
02:26:29,013 --> 02:26:32,756
Mbili." Jihadhari na lugha,
inachanganya
1706
02:26:32,817 --> 02:26:36,663
Ikiwa Erfhfings wanasema,
'Ninapenda kuku na samaki,'
1707
02:26:36,821 --> 02:26:40,496
haimaanishi
wanapenda wanyama,
1708
02:26:40,725 --> 02:26:45,071
lakini ni wanyama
kwenye orodha ya chakula cha mchana
1709
02:26:45,497 --> 02:26:50,139
Pengo kati ya mawazo na
hotuba ni mada yetu ya utafiti
1710
02:26:50,768 --> 02:26:54,511
Tatu: Inapotua,
pata magari ya kucheza kwa nguo
1711
02:26:54,572 --> 02:27:01,751
Ficha vidhibiti vyako vya mbali ndani yako
chupi, salama kutoka kwa wezi
1712
02:27:01,980 --> 02:27:05,086
Nne: amri mama
1713
02:27:05,150 --> 02:27:09,621
Ikiwa mtu yeyote atasema:
H! kukuunganisha na Mungu,
1714
02:27:09,788 --> 02:27:14,168
tupilia mbali utafiti, chukua U-tum
na kukimbia kwa ajili ya maisha yako
1715
02:27:26,738 --> 02:27:29,548
Njoo, usiogope
1716
02:27:34,679 --> 02:27:37,489
Unajishughulisha na nini?
1717
02:27:38,083 --> 02:27:40,893
- Nina swali.
- Je!
1718
02:27:41,986 --> 02:27:46,765
Katika ziara yako ya mwisho,
ulipigwa mara ngapi?
1719
02:27:54,699 --> 02:27:57,509
- Hii ni nini?
- Kujilinda!
1720
02:27:57,769 --> 02:27:59,874
Vifaa vya usalama?
1721
02:28:00,105 --> 02:28:03,575
- Twende.
- Sio hapo! Njia hii
1722
02:28:03,708 --> 02:28:04,778
Kaput!