1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,080 Forward! 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,480 - Yes! - No no. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,200 While in my bold documentary film about Japanese culture... 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,600 What are you doing? 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,000 ...I successfully disgraced northern islands... 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,000 This is terrible. 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,840 ...was included in the list of questionable persons on the big island... 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,640 I feel like a pervert. 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,160 And he took a dip with the monk, about which we will never speak again. 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,480 Yes, we are completely naked. 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,720 And this time - here's what. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,800 Touch me now 13 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,800 Train trackers. 14 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,960 Train trackers. 15 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,960 Did you end up meeting girls? 16 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:56,080 Our man in JAPAN 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,760 I've finally arrived in a busy city, 18 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,800 which comes to mind for most of us, when it comes to Japan. Tokyo. 19 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,800 Well, where to start? 20 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,840 From a terribly funny photo where I - tallest elevator passenger? 21 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,760 Or maybe we should aim higher? 22 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,200 Oddly enough, 23 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,280 everything we see from the window of this helicopter, 24 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,840 first appeared more than 900 years ago 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,520 in the form of a fishing village called Edo. 26 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:31,040 This is the biggest urban agglomeration on the planet. 27 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,360 Thirty-eight million people. 28 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:39,400 This city was almost destroyed by the American bombing during World War II. 29 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:43,160 Most of what we see today was apparently built after the war. 30 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,760 And then, of course, let's not forget that Godzilla, by my calculations, 31 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,920 destroyed Tokyo at least 15 times. 32 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,840 Oh god, here he comes again. No, it's not him. 33 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,960 As usual, I made an appointment with a local guide, 34 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,680 so I land my helicopter on one from quieter streets and go to the meeting. 35 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,320 Apparently suitable for this legendary place. 36 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,640 Which of these means "cats"? 37 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,600 "DEODORANT" 38 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,560 Hello Kitty. 39 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,800 I said, "Hello, Kitty." Kill me. 40 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,880 Wash your hands please. Thank you. 41 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,960 “Do not use flash. Don't take cats in your arms. Do not give cats food or drinks. 42 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,360 In case of injuries it turns out First aid only." Fine. 43 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,160 Hello. 44 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,240 Cat cafes like this are already popping up. 45 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,880 somewhere in the West, 46 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,600 but as usual with flights of fancy, 47 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,520 Japan is ahead of the rest. 48 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,760 You can find themed cafes in Tokyo 49 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,640 for dogs, rabbits, snakes, owls, hedgehogs, rodents... 50 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,960 This place is for crazy cat lovers. 51 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,760 It's not that simple. 52 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,840 I guess I'll take this with fries and vegetables. 53 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,520 I think you're supposed to choose what kind of cat do you want to meet? 54 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,640 "Yukino Jou, Ragdoll breed." 55 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,280 This is probably... 56 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,560 This one? Number seven. 57 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,680 Are you Mr James May? 58 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,680 Yes. 59 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,640 Hello sir, it's an honor. 60 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,320 My name is Samurai Yujiro. 61 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,960 -You are Yujiro. - Yes. 62 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,880 Sorry, I accepted you for a crazy cat lover. 63 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,880 Your Japanese is already better than mine. 64 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,640 That's great. Are you really a samurai? 65 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,240 I decided to dress up as a samurai... 66 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,760 - Yes. - Because 67 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,880 literally "samurai" going on from the word "saburau", which means 68 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,440 "serve the master" 69 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,680 that's why I want so that you become my master, 70 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,600 and I will be your samurai. I will be a servant. 71 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,040 So can I call you master? Master James. 72 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,400 Well, it sounds weird, but... 73 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,640 so be it, I will call you Senzai. 74 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,600 - Sensei. - Sensei. Sorry. 75 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,400 "Senzai" means "deodorant". 76 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,080 - Okay, well, I'll call you that. - OK. Sensei. 77 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,520 Master James, you know What does the word "sakura" mean? 78 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,800 This... Wait a minute... "Sakura" are cherry blossoms. 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,200 Exactly, sir. 80 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,960 You arrived on a very lucky day. 81 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,960 Sakura is very beautiful today. 82 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,360 It would be a great honor for me take you away 83 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,440 to where the cherry blossoms are so magnificent. 84 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,120 Do you like this idea, sir? Can I take you? 85 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,240 Yes, we can go straight to the metro, if you want. No problem. 86 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,760 Just a few days a year cherry trees are blooming, 87 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:40,360 littering Japanese parks amazingly beautiful pink petals. 88 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,320 But I can't do it right enjoy these views. 89 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,520 I'm overwhelmed by my new "samurai deodorant" 90 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,160 Here. 91 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,920 After the tranquility of rural Japan Yujiro embodies Tokyo. 92 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,680 He's bigger, crazier and much louder. 93 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,800 Master James... 94 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,640 Yeah, you don't have to call me master. 95 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,760 OK. Okay sir. 96 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,040 Master James, Are you a big fan of sausages? 97 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:00,920 No. 98 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,760 Why are you taking me somewhere? on a pink duck swan? 99 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,640 We're sailing on a pink duck because cherry blossoms are pink too. 100 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,200 - Yes, that's logical. - Yeah. 101 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,360 I finally managed to redirect Yujiro's enthusiasm for the cherry blossoms. 102 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 This is Sakura. 103 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,640 In Japan this short flowering period revered as a symbol of life - 104 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,640 beautiful, but tragically short. Just like Richard Hammond. 105 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,920 Tokyo residents take time off from work to sit under the sakura. 106 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,400 And Yujiro tells me that some his friends did just that today. 107 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,920 These are my guys, these are my friends. 108 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,120 - Your friends. - Well, yes. 109 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,320 - Shoes. - Oh yes, shoes. 110 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,280 I take off my shoes. 111 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,600 That's it. Exactly. 112 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,560 For your health. 113 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,720 No, not “for your health.” It needs to be in Japanese. 114 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,920 - Do you want to eat? Are you hungry? - Not especially. 115 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,560 - Yes. - Oh yes. 116 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,280 - Okay, yes. I'm hungry. - You need to say yes. 117 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,640 -You need to say yes. - OK. Yes. 118 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,600 Japanese bento. 119 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,600 - Yes. - Japanese bento. 120 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,000 No, it looks great. 121 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,080 Yes, yes. 122 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,400 Who prepared this? 123 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,240 My wife. 124 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,720 His wife prepared this for you! My God! 125 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,400 Quiet, calm cherry blossoms. 126 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,240 - So, master James. - Yes? 127 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:38,440 The Japanese love the so-called... transience of life. 128 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,440 Yes, that's what puzzles me. 129 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,640 Yes. 130 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,680 - Are you celebrating... - Yes. 131 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,480 - ...that life is short... - Yes. 132 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,920 ...and it will end soon. 133 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,520 - That's right, sir. - Is this true? 134 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,520 Japan is a country of conformism. 135 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,280 At first glance, we are a homogeneous people... 136 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,360 Yes. 137 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,320 ...because the cherry trees growing all over the country 138 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,800 this is what unites the hearts of our people. 139 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,880 Yes. 140 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,200 Why did everyone suddenly leave? Is it because I came? 141 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,440 - Because it's starting to rain. - Yeah. 142 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,760 Turns out it's a Japanese picnic much more fleeting than cherry blossoms, 143 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,440 if it starts to rain. 144 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:25,280 Meeting friends in Tokyo is very different from cozy gatherings in a yatai shack in Obihiro 145 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,880 on my very first day, 146 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,280 but I feel just as welcome a guest. 147 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,920 - So, Master James? - Yes. 148 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Will you let me end this event in Japanese? 149 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,240 We will close with three hand claps. 150 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,240 So. At the beginning you have to say: "Yo". 151 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,560 This is your task, okay? So, are you ready? 152 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,360 How great. 153 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,400 Well I've been warned that he's a little eccentric 154 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,040 and that's putting it mildly, 155 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,080 but, you know, I don't mind that. 156 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,920 And, frankly speaking, his English is impeccable, 157 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,400 his knowledge of local realities is impeccable, and he's quite funny. 158 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:16,240 Seems a little ambiguous to me his idea about master and servant, 159 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,600 but there is no particular problem with this either, if he doesn’t count on anything later. 160 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,720 "TOUCH" 161 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,600 As the sun sets lower, more and more are appearing on the streets 162 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,880 representatives of a very peculiar part Japanese culture. 163 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,640 This is "salarimen" They're like the werewolves of Tokyo. 164 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:48,000 Their lifestyle is fixated on two very Japanese concepts of behavior - 165 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,720 "honne" and "tatemae". 166 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,240 My antiperspirant advisor will explain in more detail. 167 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,640 "Salariman" are men, 168 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:00,080 which, literally speaking, receive a salary from the company. 169 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,600 - We call them “salariman”. - Salariman? 170 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:07,000 Okay, I read something about "honne" and... 171 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,000 Not tatami, it's a type of mat. 172 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,160 Yes, the rug has nothing to do with it, owner James. 173 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,600 - No. - Yes, very similar. 174 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,240 On the one hand, this is... 175 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,400 diplomatic line of behavior, which they adhere to at work. 176 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:25,200 Like devotion. Some call it self-sacrifice. 177 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,840 In a way. 178 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,200 Japan is a country of conformism. 179 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,840 Even if you hate your boss, you obey. 180 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,120 Excessive subordination which is exhausting. 181 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,760 But there is an unwritten rule that says that when you say, for example, 182 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,840 "Hey Kanpai" in the company your colleagues, then... 183 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,840 - This is “honne”. -Then you can be sincere. 184 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,400 - Yes. - Really sincere. 185 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,320 Be sincere, your real feelings - it's "honne", yes. 186 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,640 The Japanese work very hard and hard. work long hours 187 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,160 drink too much, fall down, 188 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,520 get up and go back to work. 189 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,160 - And they vomit. - And they vomit. 190 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,960 I decided to search with Yujiro some "salarimen" 191 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,360 at least so that he practiced "honne" a little 192 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,280 and started calling me a moron, not the damn owner. 193 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,640 Good evening! 194 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,640 Where do you work? 195 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,040 At the bank. 196 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,080 - In the bank? - In the bank. 197 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,520 M&P. Mergers and acquisitions. 198 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,360 You know, like in big investments. 199 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,880 - In the same company. - Together? 200 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,960 Is it very hard work? Very tense? 201 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,440 Are you feeling the pressure? 202 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,720 Very. 203 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,280 - Very strong. - Very strong? 204 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,760 In Japan it is not allowed to say things what do you think. 205 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,840 And mostly you have to say "tatemae" 206 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,160 it's like respect for another person, 207 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,960 need to say something what is good for the other person, 208 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:51,760 and you kind of have to suppress own opinion and respect others, 209 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:55,120 especially if this person is older than you, so... 210 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,280 What if you drank, suppose eight glasses of Asahi beer? 211 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,000 Eight glasses of Asahi? Then it's a different matter. 212 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,800 In the UK after intense drinking you suddenly find yourself outside the kebab shop door, 213 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,200 scattering shawarma scraps and sidewalk salad. 214 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,960 But not in Japan. 215 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,120 Maybe we can go to karaoke? 216 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,760 Let's go! 217 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,000 In the West, karaoke has recently experienced something like a renaissance era 218 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:28,320 especially with video games like “SingStar”, allowing you to rage at home. 219 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,160 But here in Tokyo, karaoke has always been around. 220 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:39,120 Our impromptu karaoke session suddenly turns into chaos, 221 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,200 because half of Tokyo decides cram into our box, 222 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,440 so we can feel the spirit, or rather, many “honne” perfumes. 223 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,160 At least Yujiro is already completely out of control. 224 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,560 Touch me now 225 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,680 Touch me now 226 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,920 So, let's go. 227 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,160 Yes. Like this. 228 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,480 Oh! 229 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,600 Yes! 230 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:14,120 Due to complex international laws in music licensing 231 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,520 we were only allowed to show a very short clip from the following song. 232 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,880 I can solve all problems 233 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,840 After all, I solve them at the same time 234 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,160 And if your man bothers you 235 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,280 Leave him immediately And don't let it bother you 236 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,000 And all troubles will go away 237 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,840 Believe me, it was enough. 238 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,200 Touch me... 239 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,680 I don't... 240 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,520 I don’t really know how to understand all this, 241 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,240 because it's Friday night I don't usually do this - 242 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,880 in a small hot room with some other dudes 243 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,400 singing songs which I've never heard 244 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,280 but really it was quite funny. 245 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,240 I have no idea How do we mount it all? 246 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,560 But we'll probably mix everything up smoothly at the installation stage. 247 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,280 Let's mix. 248 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,280 "PLATFORM" 249 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,040 After persistent assertion all night long, 250 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,320 what I really built this city is on rock and roll, 251 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,200 this morning I feel somewhat broken. 252 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,920 But we must give credit to the Japanese. 253 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,240 Culture really works. 254 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,200 They kept their production, 255 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,800 despite ten years economic stagnation. 256 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,960 And if that means you have to sing "Last Night A DJ Saved My Life" 257 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,040 after drinking eight large glasses of beer, 258 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,080 Well, that means that’s how it should be. 259 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,720 Today I will go to the festival 260 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:42,640 if I can continue to speak clearly and I will survive the rest of the journey safely. 261 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,680 Yujiro told me that a traditional spiritual holiday 262 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,840 takes place in nearby Kawasaki, 263 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,640 where it seems quite calm, so I can bear it for now. 264 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,400 We are at the Kanayama Shrine, 265 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,320 Kanayama-jinja, in Kawasaki city. 266 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,600 Kawasaki City is located 20 kilometers from the center of Tokyo. 267 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,520 Yes. 268 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,600 And today we have a penis festival here. 269 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:13,120 This is apparently annual Kanamara Matsuri... 270 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,200 PENIS 271 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,480 ...Festival of the steel phallus - 272 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:20,640 religious celebration of fertility, to which people come from far away, 273 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,920 to look at all this and say: “What the hell.” 274 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,400 In England you don't have penis festivals? 275 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,040 I haven't heard of anything like this. 276 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,440 Well, welcome to the “land of the ascending penis.” 277 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,240 Where's the queue? 278 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,440 - This line? - Yes. 279 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:38,880 Well, this is Kanayama-jinja, Kanayama Shrine - 280 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,880 god of sexuality and fertility. 281 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,000 I think they want big families. 282 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,800 - Yes. - Yes, sir. 283 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,640 An erect penis is just as beautiful like cherry blossoms? 284 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,000 After all, sometimes an erection can be just as fleeting. 285 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,960 People are happy to watch how beautiful flowers bloom, 286 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:06,120 but that doesn't mean it's an ugly flower cannot bloom. 287 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,840 The Japanese still respect the fact 288 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:14,560 that he tried to disband. 289 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,960 Does it make anyone feel uncomfortable? the idea of huge phalluses, 290 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,080 on display all over the city? 291 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,240 Near the kindergarten, as it turns out. 292 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,960 Walking around with a huge penis is awkward but necessary. 293 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,880 The problem I'm facing every day. 294 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,880 So it turns out that it makes sense to look like a dickhead. 295 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,600 This is an opportunity to become a supporter. healthy sex education 296 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,240 in a rather reserved society. 297 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,160 In the sanctuary a young beginner clergyman 298 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,400 performs a symbolic ritual lighting a candle, 299 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,160 which marks the beginning of the procession. 300 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:56,840 The spark of life from the stone symbolizes you guessed it, penis. 301 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,520 Alas. Even the best of us they are not immune to this. 302 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,440 Yujiro volunteered for me to participate in the procession. 303 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,360 Maybe because I have I already have experience supporting weirdos. 304 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,480 We'll carry this giant penis... 305 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,760 Platform. Yes, it's like a carnival parade platform. 306 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,680 Yes, probably. Yes. 307 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,720 And we'll walk all over this city, 308 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,480 praising the god of sexuality, 309 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,880 penis and female hair. 310 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,840 So. 311 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,080 He says don't move yet. 312 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,320 Unfortunately, because I'm the tallest here, 313 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:17,160 the entire weight of the platform falls on my shoulder. 314 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,040 - Maybe we’ve already filmed enough? - Be strong, James. You can handle it. 315 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400 I'm too tall. 316 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,000 - Yujiro? - Yes. 317 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,240 I'm dying. 318 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,080 But you're a British samurai. You are strong. 319 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,760 How's your leg? 320 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,640 Badly. But it's not the leg. And in the face. 321 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,800 -Are you running out of energy? - Yes. 322 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,400 I'm 10,000 kilometers from home, I'm suffering, 323 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,240 I'm carrying a huge penis, and I have no idea what "ace" means. 324 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,680 I passed the baton to the video director. 325 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,280 He's too tall too. 326 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,320 James, you made history today. 327 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:05,440 I think you're the first Briton who took part 328 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,280 - in this Canamara festival. - Really? 329 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,720 Yes, in the front row. You are a leader. 330 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,080 - And the last one. - Yes, but... 331 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,240 - Don't do this. Hurt. - But... Does this hurt? 332 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,400 Yes. I think something snapped there. 333 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,320 - What about your thighs? - Don't touch them either. 334 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,200 For people known for their reserve, 335 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:25,320 Canamara Festival is both shocking and pleasing to the soul. 336 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,560 Today they are openly glorified all types of sexuality. 337 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,280 Along with people who sincerely want a child, 338 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,320 there are people of all kinds of orientations here. 339 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,440 There are lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgender, queer and other groups, 340 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,160 Yujiro. Everything, everything, everything. 341 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,760 Many viewers may consider this sight is unpleasant, 342 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,640 but at the end of the day, it's just a penis. 343 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,560 Statistically, per person accounts for half of the penis. 344 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,440 What a penis what's your favorite, James? 345 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,280 My. 346 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,520 "CROTCH" 347 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,320 Japan is famous 348 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,560 not only with their huge phalluses, 349 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,160 but also inventive gadgets and technical devices. 350 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,200 I recommend this super gadget store. 351 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,960 We are in Akihabara - 352 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:29,560 Tokyo Problem Solution Center, which have never been identified by anyone, 353 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,560 and where do I meet directly with Yujiro's shopping channel. 354 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,280 This is a backpack 355 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,320 to carry pets, dog or cat. 356 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,640 What is this? 357 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,640 This is a mask. It blocks tiny particles from coniferous trees. 358 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,320 - Like hay fever? - Well, yes. 359 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,480 It also makes the wearer look idiotic. 360 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,400 Yes. 361 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,280 This is an ear cleaning device. 362 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960 But if I clean your ears, 363 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:01,520 video from inside your ears will be broadcast on your iPhone. 364 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,160 Isn't this fantastic? 365 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,400 No. 366 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,240 -What do you think it is? - I have no idea. 367 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,400 - This is a device for cleaning plates. - What? 368 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,560 Like this. 369 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,080 What's the point? 370 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,880 - But you won't buy it? - No, I won’t. 371 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,400 Along with the small caves of Aladdin in Akihabara 372 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,000 there are high-rise sanctuaries of technology. 373 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,000 When I first came to Tokyo 25 years ago 374 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,040 you could buy things like this which you have never seen anywhere. 375 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,240 For example, a small credit card for storing phone numbers and addresses. 376 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,480 This was before smartphones and other things. But these days - 377 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,920 the matter is completely different, because everywhere the same electronics. 378 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,480 However, there is one area ultra-modern technology, 379 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,480 where Japan definitely sits on the throne. 380 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,160 This is what we need to do, Yujiro. 381 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,200 Toilets. 382 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,040 Japanese toilet. 383 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,320 This is "oshiri". 384 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,080 This very clear illustration means 385 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,560 - “backside washing.” - Yes, butt. 386 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,960 And some of them They also play a melody, right? 387 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,800 So that if you fart loudly, It wasn't awkward. Right? 388 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,280 In England people just sing 389 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,560 upbeat songs to drown out the sound. 390 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:13,880 The latest models are equipped this automatic self-cleaning, 391 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,320 so to speak, a program. 392 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,240 They clean themselves. Latest model. 393 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,480 Okay, okay. That's why she's so expensive. 394 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,320 Exactly. But if... 395 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:29,080 You can adjust the water pressure at will... 396 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,800 well, to clean your butt... 397 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920 I see. 398 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,440 ...your bidet, your sensitive crotch. 399 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,720 So. Clear. 400 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,960 You can even wash your face with this, you know. 401 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,760 It is possible, I mean, theoretically. 402 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,560 When you press on the side, water flows. 403 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,920 Can. Theoretically, you can wash your face. 404 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,000 But you don't have to do this. 405 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,640 - Yes indeed. - Yeah. 406 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,640 - Maybe we can finish this? - Perhaps. 407 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,200 Akihabara is not just a center for gadgets. 408 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,400 This is ground zero all eccentric interests - 409 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,680 from manga to video games. 410 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:10,560 That's why this is my favorite place for an important sector of Japanese society. 411 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,640 "Otaku", which roughly translates as a "crazy fan". 412 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,920 The difference between crazy fans here and in the UK for example 413 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,480 is that here they are not bullied. They are cared for and cherished. 414 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,120 They are always welcome as needed component of social matter. 415 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,440 And the greatest of all crazy fans - this is of course... 416 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,880 "Tetsudou mania" or "train trackers". 417 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,200 Train trackers. 418 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,920 Japanese trains are so punctual 419 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,200 what if there is a delay 420 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,000 their administration is forced to issue certificates for all passengers, 421 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,080 because otherwise they have to work They won’t believe that this happened. 422 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,400 This means that Tokyo is a paradise for train trackers. 423 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,040 Yujiro arranged a meeting for me with two train-tracking "otakus" 424 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,400 in a themed cafe around the corner, dedicated to model railways. 425 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,000 Because this is a cafe of course it exists. 426 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,640 Hello. 427 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,000 Great. 428 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,320 You have to hide your obsession with trains? 429 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,840 High school students high school students... 430 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,480 How can I say this? Women... 431 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,480 I think I understand what you mean. 432 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,280 He didn't have... how should I say? 433 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,600 He couldn't attract interest girls in class. 434 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,200 - Because he likes trains. - Yeah. 435 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,120 - Train... - When you start to like trains... 436 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,600 Train, train. Photography is... 437 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,440 Fan! 438 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,560 Fan! 439 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,320 Fan! 440 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,320 Did you end up meeting girls? 441 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,480 No. 442 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,600 Takahiro-san is so obsessed with trains... 443 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,080 The Ueno Ikebukuro train arrives. 444 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,160 ...he even deserved it 15 minutes of fame in Japan... 445 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,880 Please do not go beyond the yellow line. 446 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,000 ...with a top twenty single, where he depicted advertisements on the platform. 447 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,160 No, really. 448 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,560 The train doors are closing. 449 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,840 Still better than Coldplay. 450 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,000 Please don't run and get on board the train. 451 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,560 The train is leaving. 452 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,680 And that's not all. 453 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,920 I heard you imitate train sounds using beatboxing. 454 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,080 - Yes. -Can you imitate the Shinkansen? 455 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,040 This is a Japanese high speed train. 456 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,120 Great, right? 457 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,680 - Yes. - Bravo! 458 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,480 And you can... I don't know if you can see him. 459 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,600 There's a small... Looks like a German steam locomotive... 460 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,840 Made in Japan. 461 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,360 This is a Japanese steam locomotive. Fine. Can you reproduce its sound? 462 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,560 - Wow! Bravo! - Great. 463 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,840 Very realistic chugging sound. 464 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,120 Closing door. 465 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,080 End of interview. 466 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,040 My new otaku friends guide me to Shibuya Station 467 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,800 so that I can watch them in action. 468 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,440 And so it happened 469 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,640 that I just arrived incredibly rare train. 470 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,400 This is too much for Menamita-san. 471 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,960 How cool! 472 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,480 Here he arrives. 473 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,120 Yeah. 474 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,080 Since he is so exceptional, maybe I should bow to him? 475 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,640 It's in the old style. 476 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,880 James, it said that this is an anniversary model 477 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,760 in honor of the 90th anniversary of the Tokyo line. 478 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,000 If you don't quite understand, 479 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,600 it was a livery model "Tokyo-5122" on the occasion of the 90th anniversary. 480 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,800 I will not play sounds. 481 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,400 I noticed that every station in Tokyo, 482 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,000 seems to have its own catchy jingle. 483 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,600 And here's another one... Yes, here it is. 484 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,640 - So, you dance to jingles? - Yeah. 485 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,120 Mister Minoru Mukaya 486 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,000 composed this melody. 487 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,360 He is a jingle composer. 488 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,600 Yes, that's what he said. 489 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,240 You definitely need meet Mr. Mukaya, 490 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,160 the composer of this jingle. 491 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,560 I would love to meet Mr. Mukaya. Professional jingle composer? 492 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,040 Domo arigato gozaimas for that they showed us your train. 493 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,840 We need to go. Let's wait for the jingle 494 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,720 then we'll go out of frame dancing to the jingle, towards the exit. 495 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800 I think it's about to sound. 496 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,400 So following this very timely recommendations, 497 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,840 I decided to try to find 498 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,960 this Mr. Mukaiya, station composer. 499 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,640 Yujiro asked for the rest of the day off, but I'm sure I can handle it myself. 500 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,880 Well I thought Mr. James May will be a typical gaijin, 501 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:54,120 what does "foreigner" mean in Japanese, 502 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,480 but he turned out to be 503 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,120 in a sense, a real samurai. 504 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,880 What have I done? 505 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,200 Driver's license, please. 506 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,680 Yes. 507 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,000 He knows so much about this country. 508 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,440 Driver, did you know there is a yellow line? 509 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,560 Yes. 510 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,520 James understands the rationale 511 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,280 of this mythical world of Japan. 512 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,840 You've crossed the yellow line, okay? 513 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,000 Clear. 514 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:43,080 He is a blue-eyed British samurai. 515 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,160 - Camera. - Yes. 516 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,960 Are you a YouTuber? 517 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,160 "YouTube"? 518 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,280 No no. 519 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,600 Not YouTube. Well, maybe this scene will end up on YouTube. 520 00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,720 Having gotten away from the police, I finally found Mr. Mukaiya's headquarters. 521 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,480 This is paradise for train freaks, 522 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,560 there's even one here current simulator of the Tokyo subway. 523 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,520 Ah, there. On the red triangle. OK. 524 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,440 Right there. 525 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,240 Oh no! 526 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,280 More than two hundred jingles written by Mr. Mukaya 527 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,280 are constantly playing at Japanese stations, 528 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,080 which, in principle, makes it one of the most played musicians in the world. 529 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,720 You have seven seconds and you need to capture the character of the station. 530 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,480 Does the station name serve as inspiration? 531 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,480 Let's say the station bears my name. It's called James May Station. 532 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,720 James May? 533 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,760 "Mei" - there is such a word in Japanese, right? 534 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,600 James, James... James May. 535 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,320 And she is in the nearest suburb of Tokyo... 536 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,720 James May... In the suburbs of Tokyo. So, for example... 537 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,200 Like "James May". 538 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,640 James May 539 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,560 Yes. 540 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,840 Does this keyboard work? So. I thought... 541 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,920 James May, sumimasen 542 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,240 Because I... 543 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,400 Because at the end it's kind of like a bow. A little bow is needed. 544 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,920 - Because I say “sumimasen”. - Right. 545 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,240 James May 546 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,120 James May 547 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,480 Or even maybe... 548 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,840 No. Too bluesy. 549 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,280 This is cool. Yes. 550 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,360 It's more elegant this way. 551 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,000 It's more elegant this way. Yes. 552 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,320 That sounds more like you, doesn't it? 553 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,120 - So, we succeeded. - You succeeded. 554 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,120 - I think it's amazing. Congratulations. - Thank you very much. 555 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,680 All that remains is to build the station "James May Sumimasen" 556 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,200 in the Tokyo subway. 557 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,200 James May, sumimasen 558 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,320 James May, sumimasen 559 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,560 "POOP" 560 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,920 I would never have thought that the meeting with subway jingle composer 561 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,680 will inspire me to be creative. 562 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:22,240 But I decided to make myself a day dedicated exclusively to art. 563 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,320 First I'm heading to the small an oasis of tranquility in the Wakamiya area, 564 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,800 to work on yours rapidly withering haiku skills. 565 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,560 And I took Yujiro with me, so that I won't be detained anymore. 566 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,680 James-san. Yujiro-san. 567 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,800 Hana Fujimoto and Toru Kiuchi - revered haiku maestros. 568 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,880 Fujimoto-san writes for the popular haiku magazine, 569 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,160 and Kiuchi-san is the vice president International Haiku Association. 570 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,640 If you were to evaluate a haiku, What would you pay attention to? 571 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,080 Or what would you recommend? 572 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,560 When I write haiku 573 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,000 I try to seize the moment. 574 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,600 A clear picture. 575 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,920 Just like a photograph. Snapshot. 576 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,560 Moment. 577 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,240 At the end of my journey, in about four weeks, 578 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,200 I want to write a haiku that reflects 579 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,880 everything I feel about my trip to Japan. 580 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,280 Can I send this haiku to you? 581 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,880 for an honest critique, and then you will send it to me again? 582 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,240 Yes, sure. 583 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,560 Can I read it to you some of your haiku? 584 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,440 And maybe you could appreciate me on a ten-point or five-point scale? 585 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,600 Or on a five-, seven- and five-point scale. 586 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,320 This was written as we spent the day with the katana manufacturer. 587 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,560 Blacksmith of Japanese swords. 588 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,720 "The fire roars 589 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,600 The snow is melting near the forge 590 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,480 Demanding peace" 591 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,120 - Do you like it? - Yes, yes. 592 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,160 This is when I got a pimple on the chin at the beginning of the trip. 593 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,720 "Land of Volcanoes" 594 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,680 And now the breakthrough is coming 595 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,520 On my face? 596 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,200 "Ah, Matsushima 597 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,520 Windy morning in spring 598 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,360 I blame the noodles" 599 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,840 "I'm going to poop 600 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,600 Down with the boots, better 601 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,280 I’ll go blind” 602 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,200 I didn't understand the third line. 603 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,640 "Blind people." 604 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,920 Blind people? 605 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,480 - Beach sandals. - Slippers are... 606 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,400 Slap-slap. 607 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,360 Beach sandals? 608 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,480 Yes, beach sandals, but in Japanese style I thought it would be “blind”. 609 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,160 I can cancel the boat departure. 610 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,080 - This is good. - I'm afraid that's all. 611 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,120 - The last one is very good. - Thank you. 612 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,520 I learned a lot. 613 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,120 Like a haiku, you said a lot literally a few words. 614 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,600 Great. 615 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,200 Always welcome. 616 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,160 My talent for haiku Clearly a lot was lost in translation. 617 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,120 I must say, however, that even though we're still in Tokyo, 618 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,640 the fact that I broke out from the seething center for a while, 619 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,040 made me think about what exactly am I looking for, 620 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,920 trying to understand Japan? 621 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,400 Here I am struggling with some kind of internal conflict, 622 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:39,560 because I always loved Japan because that she is so Japanese, 623 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,960 and everything connected with it, completely Japanese. 624 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,440 Normal daily activities such as 625 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,400 breakfast, shopping trip - 626 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,920 that's what makes her so intriguing and delightful. 627 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,200 But this is what I really am I praise monoculture, 628 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,440 and this is proof that that I am one of those who declare: 629 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,120 "Britain must remain British." But I don't think so. 630 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,600 I like it multicultural Britain. 631 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,160 Because obviously it improves the kitchen. 632 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,960 So, what is the conclusion from all this? 633 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,280 I'm very close to those 634 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,360 who goes to see at the Maasai warriors and says: 635 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,320 "Isn't it great, that they still live in mud huts? 636 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,120 I hope tourism won’t affect this.” 637 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,200 Likewise The East has seeped into Western culture. 638 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,280 Therefore, speaking of improved cuisine, and also to prove my point, 639 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,640 Yujiro and I decided to have lunch at a sushi place. 640 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,120 What once seemed completely alien 641 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,080 is now represented everywhere in the West. 642 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,320 Hello viewers, are you joining us? over a delicious lunch. 643 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,640 This is kaiten sushi - 644 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,400 this means the sushi is moving in a circle on a conveyor belt. 645 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,120 “In a circle” is “kaiten”. 646 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,360 There are two ways to take food. 647 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,360 You can take it off the assembly line. Dishes... 648 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,560 - Sorry, James. - Yes? 649 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,080 - That's the damn gaijin way. - What's happened? 650 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,680 - Never put your chopsticks down like that. - Sorry. 651 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,160 - Okay, so. - Like this. 652 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,840 This is very impolite. You are complete nonsense. 653 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,840 - Yes. - The phrase “complete nonsense” is not used that way. 654 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,360 - OK. - I’ll explain later about “complete nonsense.” 655 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,320 Fine. 656 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,160 There are several ways to take food. 657 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,800 But first, let's say you want this. 658 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,680 Damn, too slow. 659 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,640 Complete nonsense, as you would say. 660 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,600 And then you eat the dish with chopsticks. 661 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680 - And wasabi. - And wasabi. 662 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,280 Then you say... 663 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,600 Exactly. That's right. 664 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,640 And then you eat with chopsticks and push it into your mouth like this. 665 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,760 - Right? - Yes. 666 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,360 Great. 667 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,640 - Maybe we can order something? - Perhaps. 668 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,760 I would like red caviar, ikura. 669 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,840 Yeah. 670 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,360 Order. 671 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,560 I see something coming. How exciting. Ready? 672 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,480 - Oh yes! - And here is our order. 673 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,680 However, even if you regulars at sushi bars, 674 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,520 As usual, Tokyo is one step ahead. 675 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,560 More than 50% of sushi is made by robots. 676 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,320 For example, this is rice, right? 677 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,320 A robot did it 678 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,640 and the person simply puts the ingredient on top. Like this. 679 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,080 And they say that these robots 680 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,080 can cook in one second one dish. In just one second. 681 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:24,880 - Is it true? - Yes. 682 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,680 I didn't know. 683 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,640 It was an egg. 684 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,120 It was an egg. And moreover, 685 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,400 here in Kurayosi, 686 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,160 if you put five saucers in this little... 687 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,400 What should I call it? 688 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,640 - Container. - Container. 689 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,920 You participate in the lottery. 690 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,400 - Do you want to try? - Yeah. 691 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,880 Let's. 692 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,360 I'll have to borrow a couple... So I just put them there, right? 693 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,080 One, two, 694 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,880 three, four... 695 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,600 Five. Here. So, let's see. 696 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,360 So, now, here! 697 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,200 Just a second! Yes! You won! 698 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,600 - So I'll get... - You... 699 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,640 Look. 700 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,320 Yes! 701 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,480 Oh my God! Fools are lucky. 702 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,800 Usually on the first try they don't win that kind of thing. 703 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,960 Do you like it? 704 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,400 I'm delighted. Here you go. This is for you. 705 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,080 And also, James, we put the plates here, right? 706 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,920 In fact, there is a river flowing there. 707 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,080 And the plates we put down automatically sent to the kitchen. 708 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,880 In short, complete automation. Artificial intelligence, robots. 709 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,040 Rationalization of production, I guess. Yes. 710 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,560 Soon we too will become robots, 711 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,760 and there will be no need for TV presenters. 712 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,360 And it will be great. Goodbye. 713 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,360 "DOG" 714 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,880 My next story is about 715 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,360 which has become incredibly popular in the West. 716 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:50,800 Anime. 717 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,760 Japan is a world leader in the field of animation for over a hundred years. 718 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,120 And run fast enough on modern streaming services, 719 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,800 such as... and... and Amazon, 720 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,600 to understand what scale it took this cultural phenomenon. 721 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,840 From family programs, offered by Studio Ghibli, 722 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,080 to more adult stories. 723 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,400 Yujiro brought me to Yoyogi Animation Academy - 724 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,000 oldest and largest anime and manga school in Japan. 725 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,680 Of course I can't read manga, 726 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,640 because my Japanese is limited the ability to order beer and sashimi, 727 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,960 but those who know Japanese translated something for me... 728 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,040 DYKI HASHIMOTO DIRECTOR 729 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,640 ...and some of the stories are quite touching dark corners of human consciousness, 730 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,840 such as loneliness, depression, violence, 731 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,320 difficult relationships difficult problems at work - 732 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,920 covers it all, right? 733 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,920 Everything you'd expect from a full-on drama in the film, there is in the manga. 734 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 It's just part of literature. 735 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,760 In Japan there is a manga for every situation. 736 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,960 Joy, sadness, anger. 737 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,480 In Japan the expression anything with the help of a drawing 738 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,760 is part of our culture for several hundred years. 739 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,200 It's probably because in your language Kanji are used. 740 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,800 It is based on a visual image. 741 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,680 Yes, and it's easy to imagine for example certain characters... 742 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,640 If you write it in kanji, It's easier to imagine what the word means. 743 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,080 Yoyogi Academy students They don’t just draw while slouching at the table. 744 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,040 Here's a voice acting class starts with a warm-up - 745 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,640 you need to say your name in anime style. 746 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,600 James-san. 747 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,800 James-san. 748 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,760 To help study movement - visit of the sword master. 749 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,920 Of course, the blue-eyed British samurai managed to stand up for himself. 750 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,160 He is looking. 751 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,160 The school is currently preparing full length film, 752 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,280 and I was invited to audition. 753 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,560 Apparently there is potential for me a role for which I am perfectly suited. 754 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,600 Improvisation is very important in voice acting. 755 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,640 So, news from Japan. Theme is anime. 756 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,800 I got the role thanks to my excellent knowledge of Japanese. 757 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,000 I'm a dog. 758 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,600 Looks like I somehow got through listening stage. 759 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,840 Glad to work with you. 760 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,880 It's time for the real recording. 761 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,520 Faster! Let's go! 762 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,280 I'm first! 763 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,480 You're too fast. 764 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,200 The plot is an exciting story... 765 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,160 Thank you! 766 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,480 ...about three boys going in search of a wonderful flower of happiness. 767 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,760 Wait for me! 768 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,640 But the audience will clearly flock in droves... 769 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,560 No problem! 770 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640 for incredible acting Barbosa number two. 771 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,640 Analysis of today's footage, seems to have gone well. 772 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,400 So, with an alluring career in the field dog voice acting on the horizon 773 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,080 It's time to graduate from Yoyogi Academy. 774 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,000 Thanks for today! 775 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,120 And it's time to leave Tokyo. 776 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,600 But before leaving you should visit another artistic point, 777 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,800 which cannot be ignored. 778 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,800 "MOOSE" 779 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,400 Yujiro, as usual, downplays its importance. 780 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,960 I have the honor to bring you to this breathtaking Japanese action! 781 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,560 This is something unreal, you will be amazed. 782 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,760 - This is something incredible. - What a relief. 783 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,120 -Are you ready for this? - Yes. 784 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,920 MORI MUSEUM OF DIGITAL ART "EPSON teamLab Borderless" 785 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:17,640 This time Yujiro's unbridled enthusiasm actually turned out to be justified. 786 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,760 This is something stunning. 787 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,720 This is "Borderless" - 788 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,240 ultra-modern installation digital art 789 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,600 from the Japanese group "teamLab", 790 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:43,200 which was successfully reproduced, what it's like to be in Brian Eno's head. 791 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,400 If I lie down, will I disappear into the flowers? 792 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,920 All this is done using a huge network. from hundreds of computers and projectors. 793 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,000 So how? 794 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,640 And everything works together to recreate the most modern impression, 795 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:02,480 which in the 60s was obtained by drinking from the wrong pile at a party. 796 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,040 I hope this is how you feel after death. It will be great. 797 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,280 The exhibition occupies an amazing area 10,000 square meters, 798 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,200 or half the size of the conceptual album of the group "Genesis". 799 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,320 Look at this. 800 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,320 To top it all off 801 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,600 projections even react to your own movement. 802 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,960 At least that's what I thought. 803 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,240 Here are the birds. 804 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,080 50 digital works are on display, 805 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,880 but they are constantly changing, mix and merge with each other 806 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,160 and even move to different rooms. 807 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,200 Look, there's a moose there. Look. 808 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,440 Of course, since this is modern Japan, 809 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,240 the installation quickly became 810 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,120 one of the most popular on Instagram of places in the country. 811 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,680 Amazing, right? 812 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,600 But put down your smartphone and just revel in surreal atmosphere - 813 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,040 it's just something supernatural. 814 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,720 It's disorienting. 815 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,320 Can I go here? 816 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,920 Have you looked up? 817 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,080 - Look up. - Wow. 818 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,440 Among the exhibits - Room "Glass World"... 819 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,560 I'm completely lost, but I don't care. 820 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,920 Forest of resonating lamps 821 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,680 and even more entertaining "A Topographical Adventure of Memory." 822 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,560 Where do I meet again with the equally lost Yujiro. 823 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,440 Well, do you like it? 824 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,920 Welcome to the afterlife. 825 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,520 - Thank you. - Fantastic, isn't it? 826 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,040 Yes, it's a great honor - meet you in the afterlife. 827 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,360 It's so real, isn't it? 828 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440 Yes. 829 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,320 It's a digital effect, but so real. 830 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,080 If we take three steps here, everything will change. 831 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,120 - Look. - Is it true? 832 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,200 It seems so to me. 833 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,800 While I walk through the drowning fields in digital lilies and cherry blossoms, 834 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,600 with my trusty samurai deodorant, 835 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,200 watching the unity of antiquity with modernity around us, 836 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,960 I think about the time I spent in Tokyo. 837 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,320 Japan is moving as between your past and future, 838 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,280 and between East and West, 839 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,600 and this is where it is especially noticeable. 840 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,480 As in most major capitals, there is a mixture of cultures in Tokyo, 841 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,600 and this is its noticeable difference from my adventures in the countryside. 842 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,880 Yeah, a lot of it still baffles me 843 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,920 but technology, anime, karaoke, sushi, even themed cafes - 844 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,840 we are getting bigger every day getting used to all this in the West, 845 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,960 and the penetration of the West into the East It's very noticeable here too. 846 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,760 I really think it's worth a visit Tokyo just to see it. 847 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,200 - Is it true? - Wherever you live. Yes. 848 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,920 - Did you like it? - This is amazing. 849 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,600 Would you like a cheeseburger? 850 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,120 Cheeseburger? Yes, everything here is American. 851 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,800 Yes. "Big Mac." 852 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,160 Regarding Tokyo, you know, 853 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:51,400 there are a lot of old stereotypes. 854 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,960 I'm sure we've heard it all about beer at 10 pounds a pint, 855 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,400 on a diet exclusively of raw fish, 856 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,040 traffic jams, 857 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,280 insurmountable language barrier on road signs. 858 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:05,160 And this was the case when I first came here about a quarter of a century ago, 859 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,280 but now this is no longer the case here. 860 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,440 I want to tell you how I found it. 861 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,960 Tokyo has changed a lot. 862 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,320 Tokyo is not such a Japanese city 863 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,920 what he once was. 864 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,520 Still, if you are a lover of traditions, 865 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,760 join me in the next episode when I'm in Kyoto, 866 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,920 where everything is made from real wood and the geisha will occupy me. 867 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,720 See you, sumimasen. 868 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,000 I go out to the right. 869 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,240 No, to the left. 870 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,520 James May, sumimasen