1 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:33,375 Mom, where's the form for the charity walk? 2 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:37,292 Why didn't you wash my blouse? - You washed her. 3 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,458 Mom! - Leave me alone! 4 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:40,458 I have a glider. 5 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:42,375 I want 4 minutes of peace, to shave my legs 6 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:44,708 Why is the door locked? I want to fix my hair. 7 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:49,417 I never lock it. - Mom, where is my rocket? 8 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,500 Good morning. Aren't you late? 9 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:03,458 HOSTS DO NOT EXIST 10 00:03:03,908 --> 00:03:05,908 subtitles from YavkA.net 11 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,667 When we come in, act natural. 12 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,250 I always act natural. 13 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,458 You keep getting nervous from the white coats. 14 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:16,167 Doctors are people like everyone else. 15 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:20,417 Hey, I suddenly felt sick. 16 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,420 Just act normal. 17 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:35,167 There are no medical reasons to not succeed. 18 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,792 Chlamydia. 19 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:42,125 Could this be it? I had them when I was young. Nasty story. 20 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,458 Maybe since then down there things to be bad. 21 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:48,125 No, everything looks good. I see these things. 22 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,833 Now what's next? 23 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,125 Sample, sample, sample. 24 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:59,958 We've been "trying" for a year. How much more? 25 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:05,792 I never know when I'm ovulating. It is unpredictable. 26 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:11,167 But I found something. Do you know this app? 27 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,417 It's great. 28 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,917 You enter any data such as temperature, 29 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,583 and the application is activated, when you are ovulating. 30 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:22,420 Statistically, I should have gotten pregnant years ago. 31 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:25,458 Do you think it's a good idea? let's check 32 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:28,208 Jasper's stuff... 33 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:33,333 No, it's too early for that. 34 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:35,420 Do you know what you should do? 35 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:39,500 Go somewhere for the weekend. Maybe some sex games... 36 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,750 Oh, yes. I will pretend to be a pilot. 37 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:44,458 Crew, prepare the cabin. 38 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,625 And you will be a flight attendant with one of those suits. 39 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:48,708 ok thank you - Good luck. 40 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,250 Jasper. 41 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,583 Cass, are you serious? This one is too old for you. 42 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:01,500 Her breasts are as big as mine. 43 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:04,417 bye baby 44 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,542 Are you brushing your teeth? - This is my trademark. 45 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,417 Bye and listen. 46 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:14,792 Are you forgetting something? The child is in the nursery. 47 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:18,420 I told you yesterday that I don't have time. 48 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,875 Bye. - Be obedient. 49 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:22,833 Today I will deliver the book report. 50 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:26,125 Good luck dear. - What time will you come? 51 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:28,875 I won't come. You're big now. 52 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:31,333 I have to work. Who has time for such things? 53 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:33,833 All mothers. - They are hosts. 54 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,708 And they work. 55 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:39,333 No, honey. On Tuesday evening they gather, 56 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:42,125 they make bracelets for the little shop 57 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:47,333 and they call it work. Your mother has a real job. 58 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:52,958 Shit, I'm all in league. 59 00:05:56,830 --> 00:06:01,000 Alarm: glider in half an hour. 60 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:14,583 Damn it! 61 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:53,417 Good morning! - Good morning! 62 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,833 We invited you to this meeting, because an advertising agency 63 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,250 works on a campaign for home products. 64 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:01,958 They want to know how the hosts they reason and talk. 65 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:04,250 I am not a housewife. - Neither do I. 66 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:08,333 You don't have a job and you spend a lot of time at home. 67 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:12,292 I am a wife and I have a home, but I'm not a housewife. 68 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:15,625 Me too. - What do you do in your daily life? 69 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:18,125 I teach a course on self-awareness. 70 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:26,125 Good morning beautiful. - Good morning. 71 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:29,667 Have you been to the hairdresser? - No. 72 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:32,625 It looks different. Great. 73 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:35,917 what are you thinking of if i say "sheets"? 74 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,208 For a naked colleague. 75 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,500 I change the sheets every two weeks. 76 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:44,420 Nasty. I change the covers every two days. 77 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:49,250 When you change the sheets, it's a shame to... 78 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,583 You know... 79 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:59,875 You know what I mean. - You can always put a towel on it. 80 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,333 Quietly. 81 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:05,000 Mine are with penguins and are rock hard. 82 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:08,250 Or with Bob the Builder. It can put you off sex. 83 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,958 God, what is this? 84 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:15,667 If we get together tonight to reflect 85 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,208 shall we not do more work from this bunch of idiots? 86 00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:21,000 You know I have a boyfriend, right? - Well, and? 87 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:24,167 Are you still doing fun things? - Lots of fun stuff. 88 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:31,125 Hello. - Are you wearing a new skirt? 89 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:34,250 Your legs are endless. 90 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,167 Good morning. 91 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,958 If, if. 92 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:53,500 Here it is. Come on bye. 93 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,708 If, if. 94 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,750 Lucy. 95 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,500 Lucy? 96 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,583 Lucy! 97 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,000 Got caught. 98 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,667 I'm here. 99 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,292 The interview in the afternoon is very important. 100 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,830 It's not every day you get to talk to Freak Funk. 101 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,958 Oh yeah, Freak Funk. My son adores it. 102 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:41,830 I think it's very... 103 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:45,420 ... interesting. Where, what time? 104 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,667 It won't be good to drive it to wait half an hour. 105 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:54,550 Victor, good luck. Come to work. Have a nice day. 106 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,542 Nice shoes. 107 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,875 Paolo, 108 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:16,625 how do you say: "you have nice eyes"? 109 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,292 Tell me. 110 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:24,208 "You have nice eyes." 111 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:36,625 Good day. We've been trying for a long time to find you. 112 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:38,292 It's not comfortable now. 113 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,583 We reassessed of your duties 114 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,500 in relation to value of your property. 115 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,458 It turns out that the value is no longer enough 116 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:48,958 to cover your mortgage. 117 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,958 And what? - Negative property value. 118 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:54,292 Your mortgage is bigger of the value of the property. 119 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:58,833 The real estate business flourishing... 120 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:04,125 The difference is very big. You will not be able to compensate. 121 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:07,000 And you haven't paid the monthly interest already half a year. 122 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,542 I have money problems. 123 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,625 How long have I been a customer of your bank? For 30 years? 124 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,830 We won't question it a few months, right? 125 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:18,420 I'm afraid I will have to to sell your house. 126 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,958 We'll leave it at that for now. 127 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:23,667 You need to get in touch with our head office. 128 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,125 Hayes, I cleaned her a while ago. 129 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:55,250 Last week doesn't count for "a little while ago", mom. 130 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,830 How long have you been using this rag? 131 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,625 Let me think. You were four. 132 00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:03,667 Nasty. You know that in 24 hours 133 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,833 four billion bacteria gather in such a rag? 134 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,583 Honey, what things you only know! 135 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:11,333 We are working on a campaign for a company for cleaning agents. 136 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,667 He's been there for four weeks. 137 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:19,917 There are many dirty things - faucets, trolleys in supermarkets, 138 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,958 the pools with all the fungus nails 139 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:24,875 and the wet rags for the floor. 140 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:27,333 Have you stepped on dog shit? 141 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:32,458 God, get out now. - Okay. 142 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:36,833 Think you're on time? - Did you say lunch? 143 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:39,583 do you want coffee - Yes, with a gin and tonic. 144 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,958 What? - Okay, forget about the tonic. 145 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,708 Hello dear. 146 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,917 What a morning! 147 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,167 Of all things, that you don't pay attention to 148 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,250 at least grandma's house is an exception. 149 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:07,333 It is wonderful that our children they can come here to play. 150 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,420 All generations together. 151 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:12,542 Why not achieve it? It will be good for the value. 152 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,917 We're not here to talk about money, and for your sister. 153 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,125 Tell us how it went in the hospital. 154 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:20,667 No? Too bad. 155 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,292 Jasper at all I don't see him as prolific. 156 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:26,292 Mom! - He calls her strange nicknames. 157 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:27,625 And now what? 158 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,375 The doctor said to go ahead let's try. 159 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,167 Yes, try. 160 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,750 Oh shit. Yes. 161 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:39,708 Damn it. I'm coming! 162 00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:45,667 Ads are down, online media, unpredictable customers. 163 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:49,375 Fewer and fewer people read newspapers. I'm very sorry. 164 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,667 I have been working here for 12 years. Such an experience... 165 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,917 Sometimes the fresh look is fruitful. 166 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,708 The fresh look over things? - Yes. 167 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,958 on things that are interesting to people. 168 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,500 Like shit about the escaped cat? 169 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:12,208 Here is an article on the economy in East Timor. 170 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:15,000 Because of her I didn't see your child's swimming test. 171 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,500 The disappointment of children from the American sugar mafia. 172 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,292 Cass's team won the league, and who was not there to see it? 173 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,125 Maroline, why do you involve your children? 174 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:30,292 I'm trying to show What a professional I am. 175 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,917 I never mention my children. 176 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,875 Do you have children? 177 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,458 It's not about that. 178 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:41,417 I'm sorry. I sent you my article for the newly bred baby elephant. 179 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:23,830 Mom, will you come tonight? I forgot to tell you something. 180 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,917 What are we going to do? 181 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,250 I'm Maroleine - Cass's mother. 182 00:15:55,333 --> 00:16:00,000 If we don't follow the rule "no wheels in the schoolyard", 183 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,542 how do we expect our children to do it? 184 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,250 Great. 185 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,250 hello dear - What are you doing here? 186 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,833 I want to hear what happened with your book review. 187 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:24,458 You will see in my report, if you have time to read it all. 188 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:31,208 Hey, stick to the wrong mother. 189 00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:36,583 let me go Will you let me go? 190 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,420 Come on, let me go! 191 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,250 Isn't that your mother? - No, she has a real job. 192 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,125 let me go - Timmy. 193 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,500 Sorry, he didn't want to let me go. 194 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:50,125 That's what he does with new mothers. Bad Timmy. 195 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:56,420 I guess we don't know each other. 196 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:01,417 Tim. - Maroline. I'm not new. 197 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,125 I just rarely come. 198 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:07,708 We can't all be unhinged with non-working parents, right? 199 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:12,167 Do you know that one? with the dead animal around his neck? 200 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,375 Her name is Titia. She commands here. 201 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:19,792 I would remove the tiles from a Spanish monastery, 202 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,750 to decorate your kitchen. 203 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,292 The typical obsessive mother is. 204 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,375 Hello dear. 205 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,292 Hello. 206 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,667 I'm sorry... 207 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:45,292 You two don't look like a couple. At least at first glance. 208 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:49,375 Titia, Tim, Timmy. The three T's. 209 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:53,292 ok bye 210 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,417 Bye. 211 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,375 God! 212 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,292 He said to try, didn't he? 213 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:55,125 We need to tune in. 214 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,500 Let's not get dirty. 215 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,833 God. 216 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,458 First take a shower. 217 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,625 What the hell? what are you doing 218 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:34,420 I remove excess hair. It's unsanitary. 219 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:44,833 I just changed the sheets. Lift your ass up a bit. 220 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,750 what are you doing - How long in this position? 221 00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,542 We didn't need to do it today. I ovulated 10 days ago. 222 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:05,333 So five days and then another two weeks... 223 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:10,292 You can't plan true love. Swim! 224 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:17,583 Honey, something new will appear. 225 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,958 The boys will come tonight. 226 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,420 The mountain bike guys. We will talk about the trip to Ardden. 227 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,000 Should you gather here? 228 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,420 Dad, he got hold of the drug again. 229 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,167 It's not like you have to work additionally. 230 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,250 Beer tripe men with leggings that are too tight, 231 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:38,000 which stop every three kilometers for apple pie. Sexy. 232 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,958 Mom not on her period? - Cas! 233 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,000 If you say it again, when a woman is not in the mood 234 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,420 will boil tampons in the asses both of you. 235 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,417 This is my new job - 236 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:58,500 I fold clothes, clean toilets, I make beds. 237 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,542 You shouldn't have fired Aria. 238 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:05,250 We won't pay a cleaning lady, if I'm at home all day. 239 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,420 Wouldn't that be nice? be a housewife for a while? 240 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,417 You can get a pedicure. 241 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,667 Are you still reading women's magazines? I'm not a housewife. 242 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,667 I will revise my resume. I will apply for a new position. 243 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:22,375 I'll have time for these in the meantime. 244 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:29,000 Philip Roth - I haven't read it in years. 245 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,125 Alain de Botton. Ayn Rand. I'll have my coffee with her. 246 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,125 So the boys can come? 247 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,542 Yes, I'll go to mom anyway. 248 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,792 But how did this happen? 249 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,625 You have a "super contract" right? with the university. 250 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,667 Turns out it's not so great. 251 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,917 Because of my expenses, sold out in a few years. 252 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,833 Did you spend it all? I like that more. 253 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:03,167 What expenses? By all those men? 254 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,125 I didn't mean to bother you with these things 255 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:11,125 and i did additional mortgage on the house. 256 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:15,125 On our house! All three of us are heirs. 257 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:19,500 The house must remain in the family, let it be our place. 258 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:22,542 How bad is it? 259 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,625 How bad is it? 260 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:30,500 I need to deposit 100,000 until the end of the quarter. 261 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,420 100,000?! 262 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,167 Real estate is for sale like hot bread... 263 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,292 The timing is so inappropriate. 264 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,792 Just when I need to search a new challenge. 265 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:42,208 Did they fire you? 266 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:47,542 Oh baby, everything will be alright. 267 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:53,830 It calmed me down a lot. 268 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:57,750 Let's say hypothetically, that nothing will work out. 269 00:24:06,542 --> 00:24:08,542 Take it easy, kids. 270 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,958 Mom, you don't need to come with us. 271 00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,500 You don't even need to shout. - You don't need to come. 272 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:17,830 I heard you. For years he complained that I never come 273 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:20,830 Now I have this opportunity, and you don't want to 274 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,333 My bag. - What? 275 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,167 Yes, my bag. I put it in the wash. 276 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,833 Oh, that rag? 277 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:31,667 Was it your bag? I thought it was from sewing class. 278 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:35,125 I took a picture of it and threw it away. 279 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,375 Very dumb. - Why? 280 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:40,830 i love you - Are you having a rough morning? 281 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,625 God! 282 00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,625 A hangover. 283 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:50,250 You got something there. 284 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:53,542 I know, but it's the latest fashion. 285 00:24:56,708 --> 00:25:00,458 You are very tight. Not going to the gym? 286 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:11,292 If you haven't had your period yet, the news is good 287 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:21,958 God, I think it worked. I'm going to take a test tonight. 288 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,420 Hayes, come with me. Immediately. 289 00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:42,958 Aren't you Bas and Lente's mother? 290 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,125 Cas and Bente. - That's what I said too. 291 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,830 Do you have a minute? - I'm leaving. 292 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:51,333 I don't really have much time because of work. 293 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:57,792 I need to update my resume. I'm quite busy. 294 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:01,625 Is it related to children? 295 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:06,458 Yeah, sorry Cas… 296 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:09,333 He is currently obsessed with breasts. 297 00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:12,917 I understand. They look very good. They are well made. 298 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,208 Almost incomprehensible. I was thinking of making them too. 299 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:19,958 But they say they feel it like memory foam. 300 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:21,375 Lice. 301 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:24,708 No, my kids don't have lice. 302 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:28,708 Otherwise I would have too. Check it out if you want. 303 00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:30,792 Check it out. 304 00:26:34,542 --> 00:26:37,625 I check them very strictly. 305 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:41,708 I wash them prophylactically with that nasty shampoo. 306 00:26:41,792 --> 00:26:43,792 Damn it! 307 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:49,250 I want to discuss something. I only trust you 308 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,333 and Dominic's. 309 00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,125 Heise. 310 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:56,708 We have to do our customers' products 311 00:26:56,792 --> 00:27:00,167 more fun, interesting, pleasant than those of their competitors. 312 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,167 We seduce people. 313 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,958 If it was up to me we would have done it a long time ago. 314 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,708 But? 315 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:11,750 "Shine" is looking new advertising agency. 316 00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:15,375 What? Let's close then. 317 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:18,875 Two other agencies are invited to submit a proposal 318 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:22,500 for marketing strategy for their home products. 319 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:26,333 The best ideas win the customer. In our case, they keep it. 320 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,583 We recently conducted customer interviews for their products! 321 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:31,667 They want an overall concept. 322 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:35,167 You'll both have a chance to shine with ideas. 323 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:38,708 Whoever wins will present the proposal to the client. 324 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:42,417 Is it clear? 325 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:46,708 And one more thing - whoever succeeds to retain Shine as a client, 326 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,708 there are high chances to become a partner. 327 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,420 That equates at 5 percent of turnover. 328 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,333 You can easily win 100,000. 329 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,500 I'm sorry, dear. 330 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:15,830 Hello, Aunt Heise. She is currently massaging dad. 331 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,958 Her hands are covered with a white sticky liquid. 332 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,420 Give it to me. 333 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:23,750 Mar, I think we'll make it to keep the house. 334 00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:28,667 I have a presentation to make for a manufacturer of preparations. 335 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,333 I thought you had a nice job. 336 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,333 I just have to win a fat fellow. 337 00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:36,420 Are you talking about me? 338 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:38,125 Heise? 339 00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:41,750 Heise? 340 00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:50,542 do i have to listen to this or close? 341 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,625 I can beat him. 342 00:28:56,542 --> 00:28:58,542 I'm sorry. 343 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,417 Damn it! 344 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:25,583 False alarm. I will work late. 345 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,708 Have a nice evening. 346 00:29:57,167 --> 00:30:01,583 You have to go in a certain direction 347 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:04,542 and don't worry. 348 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:09,208 It goes with the flow. 349 00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:14,000 Profession: journalist. Obligations... 350 00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:17,625 This is what I want to tell you. 351 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:24,508 Accept yourself. Fate has arranged things for you. 352 00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:30,333 Too bad we have so little time. 353 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,917 We can't for so long to help many people. 354 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,125 Occupation: housewife. 355 00:30:41,292 --> 00:30:45,458 Where do I start? I'll wash the curtains. 356 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:48,833 Yes, there are such people. Where are the washing instructions? 357 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:51,292 Curtains have no such instructions. 358 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:56,000 God, how dirty the windows are! How were windows washed? 359 00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:57,958 Alcohol and microfiber cloth. 360 00:30:58,420 --> 00:30:59,958 where are the towels 361 00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,667 The alcohol has run out. Vodka! 362 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:03,958 It's almost the same. 363 00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:06,542 And an old newspaper will do. 364 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:09,500 This rag will do the trick for drying. 365 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,625 It can be seen with the curtains drawn. 366 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:14,875 I'll roll up the carpet. Damn it! 367 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,125 Time to wash the legos. 368 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:25,833 After so many years of study and work, you find yourself in a bathroom with Legos. 369 00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:36,583 Occupation: housewife. 370 00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:38,667 Profession: journalist. 371 00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:52,830 Do you have a clean case, still packed? 372 00:31:52,167 --> 00:31:54,417 Yes, of course. 373 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:59,250 It's good. - It's a bit firm. 374 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,667 It's good. - You're just sinking. 375 00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:15,417 It's good. - Yes, it's comfortable. 376 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,830 Congratulations. You have a new bedroom. 377 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:21,833 It will arrive soon and you'll sleep great. 378 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:26,708 We'll look a little further. - No problem. 379 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,375 come with me 380 00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:57,167 Come on. 381 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 This. 382 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:20,830 As I worked again there were dirty dishes everywhere, 383 00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:23,750 but i didn't care. Nothing helps. 384 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:27,000 No wonder lice are everywhere. 385 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:30,208 You have to start working. Start your own business. 386 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:34,208 What should I write about? About the experiences the school mother? 387 00:33:34,292 --> 00:33:36,667 Nobody cares about this. 388 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,208 How are things going for you? Should I start knitting socks? 389 00:33:40,292 --> 00:33:44,667 We do it so often that I can't take it anymore. 390 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:47,708 You haven't tried in so long right? 391 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,958 1 year, 4 months, 27 days. 392 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:53,167 Was it that long ago? - The eggs are for you, madam. 393 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,292 The doctor said to give it a try. 394 00:33:55,375 --> 00:34:01,583 We will check at a later stage the Jasper situation. 395 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:04,167 The "situation"? - Yes... 396 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:08,667 Oh, his cum! I shouldn't have have they done it yet? 397 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,792 What century is this doctor from? 398 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:13,500 You won't wait any longer, will you? 399 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:16,667 You should check his semen. I'm sure that's where the problem lies. 400 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,500 Jasper needs to be convinced. - Stop complaining! 401 00:34:18,583 --> 00:34:20,583 You want a baby, don't you? 402 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:29,250 Mar, all that pregnancy stuff isn't it a bit dirty? 403 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,917 Something is growing inside you. 404 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:37,167 Even the word "placenta" itself. 405 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:42,000 You turn into an animal. Your body does everything for you. 406 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:45,125 But once you hug the baby... 407 00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:51,833 Then everything falls back into place. 408 00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:55,830 when i shave to remove the black forest down there 409 00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:58,375 a child pops out from somewhere. 410 00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:02,333 I wear patches on my private parts three weeks each. 411 00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:04,583 But I wouldn't live without them. 412 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:09,333 when they are sick with a high temperature, 413 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:14,830 then is the most important time for me. 414 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:19,583 She cuddles into you all day like a small stove. 415 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:31,167 Arranged for Jasper to test his semen, 416 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:34,500 and you concentrate on your presentation. 417 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:36,583 We have a deal. 418 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,917 Cheers to sperm! 419 00:35:45,292 --> 00:35:47,833 It's a bag. 420 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,167 How many "daddy days" do you have? 421 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,167 No one calls them anymore "father's days". 422 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,583 Is it not allowed? - No. 423 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:07,333 bye baby 424 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:10,000 Doesn't it drive you? feel "unnecessary"? 425 00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:16,500 Apparently you'll be alone in the library tomorrow. Sabine is sick. 426 00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:20,000 If you need someone, i can help 427 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:21,208 You work, right? 428 00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:25,458 I work for myself so i have time. 429 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:31,833 What do you do for a living? - I have a blog. I'm writing. 430 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:35,292 Apparently you already feel it better in your skin. 431 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,583 I have a little more skin, to feel good about. 432 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:41,167 Only you can help yourself. Come train with us. 433 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,958 You'll have time before the library. 434 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,750 A workout? - Great. 435 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:50,167 I'll add you to our chat group "Exercises". do you have a car 436 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,958 Yes. - With how many seats? 437 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,708 It will accommodate six people. 438 00:36:53,792 --> 00:36:57,000 I'm just adding you in the "Transport" chat group 439 00:36:57,830 --> 00:36:59,792 for hockey training, riding, dancing and swimming. 440 00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:02,250 On the last one we call it "placing". 441 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,292 Your children are still with us. 442 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:07,420 Now it's your turn. Wonderful, isn't it? 443 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:10,833 See you tomorrow morning at 11 a.m. in the park. 444 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:14,458 See you at 2 pm in the library. 445 00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:16,750 And I thought there was nothing to do. 446 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,250 Are you not wearing anything? 447 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:29,917 Okay, break. 448 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,792 From a university study in cambridge it became clear 449 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:36,625 that prostitutes are ashamed less to share their profession, 450 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:40,458 than the hosts. The hosts no longer exist. 451 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:45,292 The market for cleaning products only in the Netherlands... 452 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,583 That's it for now. 453 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,750 What is your idea? 454 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:30,333 This is the next step. 455 00:38:30,417 --> 00:38:33,292 You still have time. 456 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,458 "Shower Power". 457 00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:38,708 You know the coffee machines with cups? 458 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:41,000 The same, but for a shower. 459 00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:46,417 You let go you put a pad and soak. 460 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,417 This is... - Good idea. 461 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,208 With scents like "Deep Sleep" and "Spring Freshness". 462 00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:52,708 "Eucalyptus" if you have a cold. 463 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:55,420 The research shows that bath products... 464 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,667 Excellent! Working on it. 465 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,958 Heiss, come up with an idea first. 466 00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:01,625 A few days left 467 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:04,250 before the presentation in front of your colleagues. 468 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:09,250 Carefully. - I'm holding you. 469 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:20,917 And you have to help. 470 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:37,830 Mar, will you make me some soup? 471 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:39,375 Soup? - Soup. 472 00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,792 Thank you. 473 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,417 Men when they are sick... 474 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:03,583 Mar, newspaper! 475 00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:09,875 hello dear Are you sick? 476 00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:11,892 Headache. 477 00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:14,917 Which ear? Both? 478 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,500 Sore throat. 479 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,125 Are you holy? 480 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,208 And the back. 481 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:23,375 Dad can't reach the glasses. 482 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:25,542 Very unpleasant, dear. 483 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:28,250 Go to bed early today. 484 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:29,542 Are you home yet? 485 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,458 No, at the supermarket. 486 00:40:31,542 --> 00:40:32,917 In the supermarket. 487 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,375 Maybe women are they more used to the pain? 488 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:39,917 Exfoliation, waxing, childbirth, bandeau bras, high heels. 489 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,458 If a man is sick, there is only one solution - 490 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,250 run away 491 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,333 Soup? 492 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,420 Are you worried? 493 00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:22,000 No, they're all champions. 494 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:42,000 Cataline. 495 00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:46,417 Maroline. 496 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:51,000 Cliff, this is Cataline. - Mario... 497 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,500 Jasper, are you all right? 498 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,000 Don't rush. They're just going to test her. 499 00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:07,375 I still have another 30 minutes to work. 500 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:10,000 Yes! - Okay. 501 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:16,420 It doesn't work. Come for a while. 502 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:28,917 Four... Come on! - I don't do anything like people. 503 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,708 So... Three, four, 504 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:37,420 six, seven, eight. 505 00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:43,458 I can do that. - Three, four. 506 00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:47,917 Come on, Cataline. Five, six. 507 00:42:57,167 --> 00:43:00,667 Okay, wait. Sit down. 508 00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:16,583 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your flight attendant today. 509 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:19,750 On behalf of Captain Jasper Branches 510 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:24,917 I welcome you on board a Boeing-737. 511 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,833 I want to remind you that smoking on board is prohibited. 512 00:43:29,917 --> 00:43:33,625 It is not allowed. - It's not allowed. 513 00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:39,583 Oh, I have to call. 514 00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:43,958 Hoho, yes, no... 515 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:49,417 No, of course. That's right. 516 00:43:51,792 --> 00:43:55,375 It can be done. 517 00:43:57,250 --> 00:44:00,667 Take it home. It should be in this container. 518 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:06,250 Bring it tomorrow. - Is that possible? 519 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:11,583 I just slept very badly. - Of course. Until tomorrow. 520 00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:13,667 Up. 521 00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:16,292 Down. 522 00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:24,420 Good work. I'm proud of you. - Until tomorrow. 523 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,583 Bye, Cataline. 524 00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:03,125 Were you paying attention? 525 00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:06,833 One more time. So. 526 00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:12,208 You have to do it. F12. Do you understand now? 527 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,420 I'm sorry. 528 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,292 Good morning. 529 00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:38,333 If you go to... 530 00:45:38,417 --> 00:45:40,417 ... I'll take him to the clinic. 531 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,958 What? 532 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:53,875 The cup. Good luck. 533 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,208 Okay. 534 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,333 God! 535 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:21,792 Are you serious? 536 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:43,420 The cup? - What? 537 00:46:44,830 --> 00:46:46,583 The cup. - Oh, the cup! 538 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:53,708 It's in the car. 539 00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:55,792 Behind the door. 540 00:46:56,958 --> 00:46:58,958 At least I think so. 541 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:28,750 Good morning. Do you have a permit? for disabled parking? 542 00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:38,917 Do you want to explain? 543 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,250 Hi Hayes! 544 00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:49,583 Hello! 545 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:02,500 what's wrong with you You haven't lost the subscription card for the supermarket? 546 00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:04,583 No, my sperm. 547 00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:10,167 I only have a few days to the presentation, 548 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:13,625 and I still have no idea. Dominique behaves as if he had already won. 549 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:18,000 Who was Dominic? - The greasy guy from work. 550 00:48:18,830 --> 00:48:20,417 And Jasper can't to do it in a cup. 551 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:23,292 Why is nothing normal with me? 552 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:27,833 Because normal is boring. - It's like I'm listening to mom. 553 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:31,208 You think different is exciting. I want normal things. 554 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:35,167 I want to be a normal mother with a mother and a father on a camping trip. 555 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:38,375 Not with a whole group on a nudist campsite in Belgium, 556 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:41,667 on which we shaved the dog so as not to stand out. 557 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:45,167 You know what I wanted? I wanted a barbie doll. And what did I get? 558 00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:49,792 Second-hand anthroposophical toy 559 00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,830 with another child's snot. 560 00:48:52,167 --> 00:48:56,542 You may want different but i want normal things. 561 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:58,000 You feel at home everywhere. 562 00:48:58,830 --> 00:49:01,833 Not exactly. I don't want to be a school mom. 563 00:49:01,917 --> 00:49:06,958 I'm trying to log in but it doesn't work for me. 564 00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:12,375 You know what I organized the whole thing last week? Cass's birthday. 565 00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:13,625 What are you going to do? 566 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:16,875 We're going paintball. We will pursue someone in a bear costume. 567 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:20,167 I'm still looking for someone. - Sure. 568 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:22,250 This is how I spend my days. 569 00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:26,250 You work for yourself. 570 00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:31,667 My blog has two followers - me and my husband 571 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:36,125 I can't work from home. Children study at home all day. 572 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:40,625 I can only work in the toilet 573 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,583 with the door locked and lamp off. 574 00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:45,125 Otherwise, the children see the light under the door. 575 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:47,167 What is this? 576 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:52,208 A stupid thing I started for an article. 577 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:54,375 how wonderful it is that I am now a housewife. 578 00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,830 Especially for other members to my family. 579 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:58,833 They must be thinking that they live in a haunted house. 580 00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:02,625 They put a plate on the bar, they turn around and she's in the sink. 581 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,830 The dirty linen on the floor. Come to work. 582 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:08,625 Back home. The laundry is washed and folded in the cupboard. 583 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,458 How is that possible? Brown marks in the toilet, 584 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,292 toothpaste in the sink, hair in the canal. 585 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:18,333 You watch Netflix, you come back and everything shines with purity. 586 00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:21,420 It's a little... - I love you. 587 00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:32,917 It's Maroline. - Tim is calling. 588 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,420 I enrolled you in the Parents' Committee. 589 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:39,792 You have more time and a new look at things. 590 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,875 Yes, I have fresh ideas. 591 00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:44,792 The dirty linen on the floor. Come to work. 592 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:49,375 Back home. The laundry is washed and folded in the cupboard. 593 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:52,420 Brown marks in the toilet, toothpaste in the sink, 594 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:53,292 hair in the canal. 595 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:57,250 You watch Netflix, you come back, and everything shines with purity. 596 00:50:57,333 --> 00:51:01,167 Check out the pictures. 597 00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:51,500 Good day. The company wants us to keep Shine as a client. 598 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:54,830 The question is with which concept. 599 00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:56,875 Dom, come on. 600 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,583 Okay. 601 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:09,667 Parents Committee is important for such a school. 602 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,208 Indeed. 603 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:18,708 Of course. 604 00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:20,875 Look! 605 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,875 You have Engelbert Humperdinck! 606 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:27,375 That's my little secret. 607 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:30,625 Why are you keeping it a secret? 608 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:34,375 Which of you would call yourself a "housewife"? 609 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,917 None? Maybe a host? 610 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,792 That's right. But who does it to you? day job? 611 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:44,125 My mother. 612 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:46,708 how wonderful it was 613 00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:49,792 when your mother was arranging all about you? 614 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:52,958 My grandmother was like that. Grandma Ans. 615 00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:55,875 Everything in her house smelled fresh. 616 00:53:55,958 --> 00:54:02,583 It smelled like clean laundry. apples and cinnamon. 617 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:04,750 I felt calm there. 618 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:09,792 We didn't have to argue who will empty the sink. 619 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:13,208 Try to find such a woman nowadays. 620 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:18,167 They have more interesting things to do. For example, to live their lives. 621 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:22,792 But if there are no more hosts to clean up after you 622 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,500 maybe your house will do it for you. 623 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:28,958 A house that cares for you 624 00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:33,208 by combining all new technologies in a house. 625 00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:38,292 A house where there is time to be happy. 626 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:42,375 "Happiness". That's the concept. 627 00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:46,292 Introducing "Happy Home". 628 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:50,375 Vacuuming? 629 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:56,625 While you sleep, open the walls vacuum the dust. 630 00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:59,125 Devices that make sound, by eating too fast. 631 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:01,208 This is for you, Dennis. 632 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:28,420 Your toilet automatically will test your urine. 633 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:31,542 You receive a message if your bladder is inflamed. 634 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:33,625 Will it tell if you're pregnant? 635 00:55:34,667 --> 00:55:37,750 Yes, if you are pregnant. Yes. 636 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:42,583 Ladies, if your partner doesn't sit on the plate 637 00:55:42,667 --> 00:55:45,750 will shake him up to remind him. 638 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,917 That was a joke. 639 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,750 After all, you have a house, 640 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:56,750 who has control over herself. 641 00:55:56,833 --> 00:56:00,458 This is happiness. This is the "Happy Home". 642 00:56:03,667 --> 00:56:08,125 We have less than two weeks. 643 00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:11,125 Who's for Dominick's concept? 644 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:13,208 Who voted for Heise? 645 00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:16,375 You see the result yourself. 646 00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:20,917 Added Dominic's idea in your proposal. 647 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,542 We will show the other agencies how to secure a client. 648 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:58,708 Congratulations, little one. Nice concept. 649 00:56:58,792 --> 00:57:01,458 Thank you. I wouldn't refuse to see more than your show. 650 00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:05,792 Is that so? Okay. 651 00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:38,292 We'll talk next time more about the committee. 652 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:40,375 We got along. 653 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,792 It went well. I'll see you at mom's 654 00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:54,333 I have to go. 655 00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:57,917 Money problems... 656 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,500 I can't do it. - Give me the bottle. 657 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:03,625 Ready? 658 00:58:04,417 --> 00:58:06,417 Two, one. 659 00:58:09,250 --> 00:58:11,792 Oh my god, what's going on? 660 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:21,417 Great news, Hayes! 661 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:24,708 Cheers! - To the bottom. 662 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:49,792 Cheers! 663 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,500 what are you doing 664 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,833 I exercise. 665 00:59:00,792 --> 00:59:02,792 With her? Seriously? 666 00:59:04,830 --> 00:59:07,125 You were gone. - But she is there. 667 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:11,667 I had an important presentation with colleagues. 668 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:15,583 Of course you don't remember. You are very busy. 669 00:59:15,667 --> 00:59:18,542 Maybe we should give up. 670 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,375 You should have finished in a cup and it didn't work out for you. 671 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:25,750 But when I'm gone you waste material everywhere. 672 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:29,792 And without a towel. It doesn't matter. 673 00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:32,917 We have to do it by the clock, and now it didn't matter?! 674 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,625 Are you going to be macho? 675 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:38,833 We put a towel, it's like changing a diaper. 676 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:42,917 What's the problem with the towel? - It kills spontaneity. 677 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Everything in this house is predetermined. 678 00:59:45,830 --> 00:59:47,500 We eat fish twice a week and tofu once a week. 679 00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,708 We fuck each other without sex three times a week. 680 00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:54,830 I can't make a sandwich without having to clean up afterwards. 681 00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:55,875 I also have to pee like the kids. 682 00:59:55,958 --> 01:00:01,208 Well, if you can't help but spray. - Leave me alone! 683 01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:04,125 I'm not a sperm machine. 684 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:09,708 I'm a normal man and I want a normal woman. 685 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:17,125 Here it is. You can lie on it as much as you want. 686 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,417 Jasper! - Alone. 687 01:00:39,708 --> 01:00:42,958 Bye! Have fun. 688 01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,875 Your sister is crazy. - She's out of her mind. 689 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,625 Exactly. 690 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:03,458 See what happens if you're gone all day. Do whatever you want. 691 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:07,000 You have to protect yourself. Do whatever you want. 692 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,375 He will come back to you soon. 693 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:13,500 It's a wonderful coincidence. because I have a task for you. 694 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:17,875 Kids, this is the bear. 695 01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:21,125 We'll give him a 30 second lead. Avoid headshots. 696 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,667 Don't shoot if you are less than three meters away from him. 697 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:28,250 clear? - Yes. 698 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:31,792 And the bear leaves. 699 01:01:31,875 --> 01:01:37,167 30, 29, 28, 27, 26... 700 01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:40,750 ... 3, 2, 1. Come on! 701 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:04,750 There it is. 702 01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:17,875 Stop it guys! 703 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:21,875 How much deader do you want it? 704 01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:30,875 Whatever you say about the bear, certainly not thrilled. 705 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:39,333 Jasper! 706 01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:41,458 Jasper, you're a role model aren't you? 707 01:02:43,875 --> 01:02:47,833 My husband always seems to get it right. - Really? 708 01:02:47,917 --> 01:02:50,830 Sometimes he succeeds. 709 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:53,583 What is the problem? Are you coming? - No, she's great. 710 01:02:55,417 --> 01:02:58,292 It's from the small cup. - Is she very small? 711 01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,625 Is it too big? - What? 712 01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:04,333 No, it's a normal cup. 713 01:03:04,417 --> 01:03:09,708 I can't hold her in one hand and to cope. 714 01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:12,420 I can't do both things at the same time. 715 01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:14,667 OK, clear. 716 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:19,208 So it's the cup the only problem? 717 01:03:20,917 --> 01:03:25,708 Let's say someone else holding the cup. 718 01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:27,792 What? 719 01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:31,333 Are you wearing the cup? 720 01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:36,917 Yes. 721 01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:49,125 Are you kidding me? - Quick, before I lose my mind. 722 01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:52,542 Maroline, really? 723 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:58,708 Bananas? - They are my favorite. 724 01:03:58,792 --> 01:04:00,375 Will you? 725 01:04:00,458 --> 01:04:03,458 are you crazy You will do it yourself. I'll just hold the cup. 726 01:04:03,542 --> 01:04:06,458 And don't ever mention it to Heise. 727 01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:19,250 Stop it! 728 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,875 Heise? - Yes? 729 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,917 Enough with the nonsense. 730 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:32,875 Heise. - What? 731 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,167 Don't work late. - I will work all night. 732 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:45,542 Girls, can you come? I have news. 733 01:04:50,830 --> 01:04:52,830 "Dior"? 734 01:04:53,292 --> 01:04:56,208 You are pregnant. 735 01:04:56,292 --> 01:05:02,208 What? - Mom, what's the news? 736 01:05:02,292 --> 01:05:05,333 That's it. I think I'm pregnant. 737 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:11,167 You are 59 years old. Aren't you in transition? 738 01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:16,792 I don't think so. I haven't noticed. I am fertile. Marvin too. 739 01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:20,000 And Paolo. And Hans. 740 01:05:20,830 --> 01:05:21,500 Jesus! 741 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:24,667 It's not him. I haven't seen him in a long time. 742 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:27,875 Thanks Heise. I'm glad too. 743 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,917 Mom, this is a joke, right? 744 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,125 I feel it. - You studied at university. 745 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:37,667 It just feels. Like when I was pregnant with you. 746 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:41,830 I feel a greater sensitivity here, as with the Heise pregnancy. 747 01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:43,667 Why do you always complicate things? 748 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:47,458 I'm just free-thinking. - Is this what freethinking is? 749 01:05:47,542 --> 01:05:50,167 I tell him: "Order your chaos". 750 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:53,417 First, the French singer, who is "probably" my father. 751 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:56,500 I'm almost sure. For the Swede, who is your father i'm sure 752 01:05:56,583 --> 01:06:00,830 I always had short hair because it is practical. 753 01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:03,250 I always had to explain that i'm a girl 754 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:05,917 It was obvious you were a girl. 755 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,292 I once gave you a pair of pliers and you put them in a dress 756 01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:11,000 and fed them with his popara. 757 01:06:11,830 --> 01:06:17,830 He arranged, cooked. She was making sweets at the age of eight. 758 01:06:17,167 --> 01:06:20,250 Grandma taught me these things. 759 01:06:20,333 --> 01:06:22,458 It was the normal stuff. 760 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,958 I knew there from the morning what will i eat tonight 761 01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:28,292 Everything was clean. - Very important. 762 01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:32,500 You have to get married, have children, to save for a sewing machine 763 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:36,583 and on his deathbed to be proud of your clean sheets. 764 01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:39,667 Because you have nothing else something to be proud of. 765 01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:42,375 I don't want to be a slave on your clean sheets. 766 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:46,750 I thought that once I had fun, that makes me a great mom. 767 01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:49,830 I didn't like it. 768 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:55,667 What can I say? That my life is a failure? 769 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:58,583 That I bankrupted my daughters too they have to save me. 770 01:06:58,667 --> 01:07:02,830 That I have to make an effort so as not to lose hope. 771 01:07:02,167 --> 01:07:05,958 Is that what you want me to say? This will depress all three of us. 772 01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:09,830 I did what I could in my own way. 773 01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:12,500 You might think I'm a failure. I find you perfect. 774 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:16,458 You too. With all your quirks. 775 01:07:18,250 --> 01:07:19,917 You know what's the worst? 776 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,458 My daughter envies me that I leave my life to fate. 777 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:28,375 And that's exactly what you should do. 778 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:36,250 What? She's right. You need to relax a bit. 779 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000 Heise? 780 01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:05,625 Excuse me. I was immersed in work. 781 01:10:05,708 --> 01:10:07,917 Hello. 782 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:14,708 Ah, yes. - Will you take them? 783 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:19,375 Yes, of course. - Bye. 784 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:23,625 Just remind me. - Going swimming. 785 01:10:23,708 --> 01:10:28,292 "Slapping". Of course. 786 01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:30,375 Chat group "Placikane". 787 01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:38,708 We need to talk. 788 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:43,625 See you soon. Be at the entrance at 5 p.m. 789 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:54,830 Say something. I haven't slept in 10 days. 790 01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,958 I thought that by telling you... 791 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,708 And? 792 01:10:58,792 --> 01:11:01,333 How am I going to explain it to Jasper? 793 01:11:01,417 --> 01:11:03,750 My presentation is coming soon. 794 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:07,000 Don't be so dramatic. Do you still love Jasper? 795 01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:11,830 Yes. - Then you stay. 796 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:15,458 Being faithful does not mean not loving others, not to be left behind. 797 01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:19,417 Did you make it up now? - I read it in a magazine. 798 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:22,830 It happened. 799 01:11:22,167 --> 01:11:24,250 You won't ruin your life because once upon a time... 800 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:26,250 Four times. 801 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:28,208 On the same evening. 802 01:11:28,292 --> 01:11:31,917 Four times? What planet is this from? 803 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,420 Take it as a release. 804 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:38,000 I have to go. - Calm down. 805 01:11:38,830 --> 01:11:41,333 You'll make it. 806 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:47,333 I'm sorry. 807 01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:51,958 What's the chance? - I'm glad to see you. 808 01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:57,333 Ladies and Gentlemen of Shine, welcome to "Happy Home". 809 01:11:57,417 --> 01:12:02,583 The house that makes you happy. - Thank you. 810 01:12:02,667 --> 01:12:06,958 Heise, start the presentation. 811 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:15,167 While you sleep, open the walls vacuum the garbage. 812 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,708 The bear does not come to hunt. 813 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,417 I don't get it. 814 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:04,750 Titia doesn't understand my jokes either. 815 01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:08,420 If I tell Titia a joke on Friday, he doesn't understand until Sunday. 816 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:10,125 It's probably my fault. 817 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:19,667 Do we just get along or... 818 01:13:21,667 --> 01:13:25,420 "Or"? - You know what I mean. 819 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:29,417 I find you to... - Me too. 820 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:32,917 I have a husband whom I love. 821 01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:38,792 I will not leave my family. - Okay. 822 01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:44,917 Thank God. I didn't want to disappoint you. 823 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,750 I like you very much. 824 01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:48,833 Dear. 825 01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:56,833 Who wouldn't want to be next to him for the rest of your life? 826 01:13:57,917 --> 01:14:00,750 Bram, this is Marjoline. 827 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:26,417 Hello? This is Jasper Branches. 828 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,500 do you want coffee 829 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:33,542 No, I'm still online. 830 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:40,458 Coffee? 831 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:48,250 If you were a man you would have messed up a lot. 832 01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:54,333 What about Titia? I was at your house. 833 01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,420 In my house. We don't live together anymore. 834 01:14:57,125 --> 01:15:01,167 I admitted I'm gay not until i turned 40 835 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:05,417 You look like a couple at school. 836 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:08,667 Titia wants us to behave like this. 837 01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:10,625 I imagine my life differently. 838 01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:14,333 I love her very much, but not in this way. 839 01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:17,250 That much is clear. - I'm sorry. 840 01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:22,375 Speaking of the devil... 841 01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:26,750 Are you at Maroline's? Isn't she at home? 842 01:15:26,833 --> 01:15:30,125 The pool. - Oh, the crying. 843 01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:33,958 You already got them. - Damn it. 844 01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:44,792 do you like it - Yes. 845 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,625 how was your day 846 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,667 Nothing special. 847 01:15:56,708 --> 01:16:01,500 What about you? Did they say anything? 848 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:04,375 I'll find out tomorrow. 849 01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:15,792 The hosts justify their lives with laundry folded. 850 01:17:15,875 --> 01:17:18,958 They complain but do nothing to get away. 851 01:17:19,420 --> 01:17:20,542 Otherwise, who would need them? 852 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:22,208 We won't take that feeling away from them. 853 01:17:22,292 --> 01:17:25,833 We just make things easier. - Heise, right? 854 01:17:25,917 --> 01:17:29,208 Yes. - You are a young woman. You have no children. 855 01:17:29,292 --> 01:17:30,667 Why do you think I don't have children? 856 01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:33,708 You have to live first real life. 857 01:17:33,792 --> 01:17:37,708 He wiped away some snot, he felt what does a teenager's room smell like 858 01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:41,830 Maybe just the idea of ​​"Showerpower"? 859 01:17:41,167 --> 01:17:45,125 Okay, apparently that's it. 860 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,708 What will you do from here on out? 861 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:16,500 Fuck the house! 862 01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:20,417 It sucks, but he did what he could. 863 01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:25,250 We will cry for a week and we will forget. 864 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,792 are you ok - I'm sorry. 865 01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:42,000 Heiss? - Yes. 866 01:18:42,830 --> 01:18:45,292 Could you be a little pregnant? 867 01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:47,375 No. 868 01:18:56,917 --> 01:18:58,500 Where did you get it? 869 01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:02,830 I always keep one at home. You know my husband, don't you? 870 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:14,500 And? 871 01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:18,958 Damn it! - What? 872 01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:21,420 He is wrong. 873 01:19:24,792 --> 01:19:26,792 God! 874 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:37,542 God, don't sell them? 875 01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:53,750 No, no, no. 876 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,458 Once. To cheat once! 877 01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:02,500 Wasn't it four times? - Yes, four. 878 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:04,583 It could be Jasper's, right? 879 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,625 Nothing for a year and a half, and now suddenly it's Jasper's? 880 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:09,375 It is a well-known fact. 881 01:20:09,458 --> 01:20:12,875 Sperm guard their territory against foreign invasion. 882 01:20:12,958 --> 01:20:15,500 They start swimming faster. 883 01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:17,583 Or was it the other way around? 884 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:26,420 Look who's coming to seek charity! 885 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:28,125 Mom, what are you doing here? 886 01:20:28,917 --> 01:20:32,583 Did they kick you out? - Everything will be alright in the end, mom. 887 01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:36,208 It's only temporary. 888 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:38,792 Until they make a partner. 889 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,000 What? Isn't there? 890 01:20:42,792 --> 01:20:45,792 We lost the house. - Yes, it's ridiculous. 891 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,830 Customers said to live a real life. 892 01:20:48,167 --> 01:20:50,375 To wipe snot and smelling rooms of teenagers. 893 01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:55,583 It's ridiculous! If anyone knows how to take care of household... 894 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:01,917 Mom, no early contractions before the sixth month. 895 01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,167 No. 896 01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:08,750 No. 897 01:21:12,792 --> 01:21:15,830 Are you serious? 898 01:21:19,167 --> 01:21:21,333 It's terrible. 899 01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:25,708 Maybe it's not from Jasper. - What? 900 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:30,420 Heise couldn't get pregnant because of chlamydia. 901 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:32,420 But first Jasper had to to check his sperm. 902 01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:35,830 Then Heise cheated with a colleague four times in the shower. 903 01:21:35,167 --> 01:21:38,625 And now she's pregnant. That's why. 904 01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:42,125 Oh girls... 905 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:46,625 I'm so proud of you Heise. 906 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:51,000 Finally he cheated like all normal people. 907 01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:55,917 Mom, are you serious? I love Jasper. Just... 908 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,500 Baby if you never do something stupid 909 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,833 how are we going to have fun by doing something meaningful? 910 01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:07,667 It could be the little one pregnant by colleague 911 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:09,500 the oldest is done of pregnant 912 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:11,333 and the middle one is in love with a gay man. 913 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:13,417 Is your husband gay? 914 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:15,750 No. 915 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:19,875 I have to tell Jasper... - You won't tell him anything. 916 01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:22,792 Yes, that he will be a father. 917 01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:26,542 Are you having sex with Jasper? 918 01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:29,792 You will have a baby and be happy. 919 01:22:29,875 --> 01:22:34,542 It could be his. We accept that it is. 920 01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:38,583 Nowadays everyone thinks that they should be honest in a relationship. 921 01:22:38,667 --> 01:22:41,417 Many marriages end precisely because of this. 922 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:46,167 if you love each other sometimes you have to shut up. 923 01:22:53,830 --> 01:22:56,125 Don't do anything rash, Heise. 924 01:22:56,208 --> 01:23:00,833 Mom is right. The truth will destroy Jasper. 925 01:23:02,792 --> 01:23:06,458 The moment of truth you just have to lie. 926 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,875 I'm sorry. 927 01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:14,420 you really want a baby and I can't give it to you. 928 01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:26,458 I'm pregnant. 929 01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:35,208 It can't be. 930 01:24:35,292 --> 01:24:40,542 I don't want anything else except it was from you. 931 01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:01,583 Good night. - Good night, grandma. 932 01:26:01,667 --> 01:26:05,583 Good night. - And you too. 933 01:26:05,667 --> 01:26:08,500 I'll leave it on in the hallway. 934 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:12,292 No need. - For the kids, mom. 935 01:28:46,542 --> 01:28:50,542 Good morning. Did you sleep? 936 01:28:51,792 --> 01:28:55,830 Good morning. - Good morning, Heise. 937 01:28:55,167 --> 01:28:58,000 hello dear - Hello. 938 01:29:01,542 --> 01:29:04,583 what are you doing - I'm going to work. 939 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,542 Today is the last transition of "Shine". 940 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:11,000 The last transition? - "Shine" is moving to another agency. 941 01:29:11,830 --> 01:29:12,917 Everything must be transferred. 942 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:17,542 We need to make a list with all projects. 943 01:29:17,625 --> 01:29:19,708 That I have problems in your personal life, 944 01:29:19,792 --> 01:29:22,917 doesn't mean that I will neglect my work. 945 01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:32,125 It's not easy. 946 01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,375 They have no idea what they are missing. 947 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:37,917 You're right. What idiots! 948 01:30:14,830 --> 01:30:16,830 Bye. 949 01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:20,667 i think that we are done with the transfer. 950 01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:24,208 Thanks for working together. 951 01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,833 Similar. - Good luck with the new agency. 952 01:30:26,917 --> 01:30:30,830 It's nice to me. I am Heise's mother. 953 01:30:30,167 --> 01:30:32,375 I can see you are amazed. "The mother"? 954 01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:37,830 The explanation is "grass". I'm here because I figured out 955 01:30:37,167 --> 01:30:40,583 that you're not sure how "real" is Heise's life. 956 01:30:40,667 --> 01:30:45,417 If anyone knows how to host, this is her. 957 01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:48,542 since he passed is the only housewife at home. 958 01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:50,000 Mom! - Shut up. 959 01:30:50,830 --> 01:30:52,583 I worked very hard 960 01:30:52,667 --> 01:30:57,333 because i believed that a woman should be independent. 961 01:30:57,417 --> 01:30:59,667 Meanwhile she was doing everything, 962 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:02,917 so that her sister could to go to school with a braid 963 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,167 and we all took our vitamins. 964 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:09,625 He changed the sheets every week. He did everything 965 01:31:11,830 --> 01:31:13,833 which I didn't do. 966 01:31:13,917 --> 01:31:16,625 She is also pregnant. 967 01:31:16,708 --> 01:31:19,420 What more do you want? 968 01:31:21,833 --> 01:31:27,458 I'm sorry about that. - I just need a minute. 969 01:31:27,542 --> 01:31:31,625 Hold it. These are his toys. 970 01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:35,292 It's a rocket. Just remove the batteries. 971 01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:39,458 I'm Mary Poppins' sister. 972 01:31:39,542 --> 01:31:41,792 It will only take you two minutes. 973 01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:43,833 Let's talk about "Happy Home". 974 01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:47,333 Of course no one has to use all these devices. 975 01:31:47,417 --> 01:31:51,417 But that's not what it's about. Household is like life itself - 976 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:54,792 fixing one side the other is already a mess. 977 01:31:54,875 --> 01:31:57,830 Well said. - Shut up, mom. 978 01:31:57,167 --> 01:32:00,583 Shouldn't your brand to represent the idea 979 01:32:00,667 --> 01:32:03,875 that there can be a world no messy socks? 980 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:06,417 And that it all works out in the end? 981 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:10,750 You don't think we all wear bras like Doutsen Cruz? 982 01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:14,792 Or that if we depilate your private parts 983 01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:19,830 won't grow as long how much does it say on the package? 984 01:32:19,167 --> 01:32:22,667 I'm like sandpaper the very next day. 985 01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:28,000 But that doesn't matter but we buy the dream. 986 01:32:28,830 --> 01:32:31,917 That's what we want. This is our dream. This is what we do all our lives. 987 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:36,625 We just need a little understanding. 988 01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:43,000 Understanding. And a house that understands us. 989 01:32:43,830 --> 01:32:48,292 This makes us very happy. 990 01:32:48,375 --> 01:32:51,250 "Happy Home" - the house that understands us. 991 01:32:58,208 --> 01:33:00,208 Is that Dominic? 992 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,875 Don't point! 993 01:33:10,542 --> 01:33:14,830 You did well. - Their expressions were... priceless. 994 01:33:14,167 --> 01:33:19,208 I don't know if it was on time? - Mom, you were great. 995 01:33:19,292 --> 01:33:21,917 It was great. 996 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,333 Enough! Mom! Come on! 997 01:33:25,417 --> 01:33:28,167 Mom? - What's going on? 998 01:33:28,250 --> 01:33:32,417 Mom, are you okay? I'll call an ambulance. 999 01:34:08,830 --> 01:34:12,125 It's all right. I removed it. 1000 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:15,830 Can I have a moment? - Yes, I'm coming. 1001 01:34:15,167 --> 01:34:18,833 You may see her. It's in the fourth room. 1002 01:34:22,830 --> 01:34:28,000 Hello! - Here's grandma. 1003 01:34:34,830 --> 01:34:37,830 Mom, I'm sorry. 1004 01:34:48,292 --> 01:34:51,830 I'm sorry. 1005 01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:57,000 Who would have thought that you can get pregnant again? 1006 01:34:57,830 --> 01:34:59,333 It was a fibroid. 1007 01:35:02,625 --> 01:35:05,583 They put her in a jar. - God! 1008 01:35:05,667 --> 01:35:08,500 If we plant it now, it will bloom in the spring. 1009 01:35:11,250 --> 01:35:14,833 Mom, I'm sorry. 1010 01:35:14,917 --> 01:35:17,500 She was so happy. 1011 01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:21,250 Perhaps from the idea that it is still possible. 1012 01:35:21,333 --> 01:35:24,542 I already have the most wonderful children. 1013 01:35:24,625 --> 01:35:28,542 School mom. - Who started her own business. 1014 01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:32,583 And a lonely woman got pregnant by accident. 1015 01:35:32,667 --> 01:35:36,375 Damn, I turned into you. 1016 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:38,417 You will be better than me. 1017 01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:41,333 How else? - That's right. 1018 01:35:43,875 --> 01:35:47,000 Sorry about our house. 1019 01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:51,208 I'm sorry. Indeed. 1020 01:36:00,792 --> 01:36:02,917 Excuse me. 1021 01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:10,420 Yes, I am. Yes. 1022 01:36:12,792 --> 01:36:14,583 What? 1023 01:36:14,667 --> 01:36:18,792 I'm putting you on speaker. 1024 01:36:18,875 --> 01:36:23,208 "Shine" remains our client. They reconsidered their decision 1025 01:36:23,292 --> 01:36:26,583 and consider the concept "Happy Home" for proof, 1026 01:36:26,667 --> 01:36:30,830 that they understand their customers. 1027 01:36:30,167 --> 01:36:32,292 Congratulations, partner. 1028 01:36:32,375 --> 01:36:34,833 Partner! 1029 01:36:34,917 --> 01:36:38,500 So the house... 1030 01:36:39,917 --> 01:36:41,917 Oh dear! 1031 01:36:54,583 --> 01:36:56,583 Jasper! 1032 01:37:00,792 --> 01:37:02,875 I was in your office. 1033 01:37:02,958 --> 01:37:07,250 They said they took you away in an ambulance. 1034 01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:09,500 Myoma. 1035 01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:16,875 Hey Jasper! 1036 01:37:26,958 --> 01:37:29,458 So you're still pregnant. 1037 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:33,250 Yes. 1038 01:37:34,958 --> 01:37:37,875 Thank God! - What? 1039 01:37:38,792 --> 01:37:40,958 I want you to be happy. 1040 01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:48,830 Jasper, you deserve one, who is not a germophobe. 1041 01:37:48,167 --> 01:37:49,875 I like the cleanliness. 1042 01:37:49,958 --> 01:37:54,000 You have to do your thing. To play the flight simulator. 1043 01:37:54,830 --> 01:37:56,333 I'm afraid of heights. 1044 01:37:59,292 --> 01:38:00,917 I'm always working. - No problem. 1045 01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:03,000 Towel sex. 1046 01:38:08,292 --> 01:38:10,167 I like how it rubs against my ass. 1047 01:38:10,250 --> 01:38:12,417 I snore. - It's cute. 1048 01:38:18,420 --> 01:38:20,500 Listen. 1049 01:38:20,583 --> 01:38:22,667 An emergency. 1050 01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:27,420 I know you're the size of a pea 1051 01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:29,917 but i will love you very much 1052 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:33,250 And I don't want to live without your mother. 1053 01:38:33,333 --> 01:38:36,417 Pea, will you take me for a father? 1054 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:43,792 Will you take me for a father? - Yes. 1055 01:38:56,500 --> 01:39:00,420 You can think all kinds of things, but there is only one thing for sure. 1056 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:03,750 Things always happen differently. 1057 01:39:03,833 --> 01:39:07,000 It's not important to achieve the planned 1058 01:39:07,830 --> 01:39:10,000 what are you doing if things don't go according to plan. 1059 01:39:10,830 --> 01:39:13,420 We often say, "All or nothing." 1060 01:39:13,125 --> 01:39:16,667 But it's often all or nothing. Something different. 1061 01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:20,750 Life is like a bag of garbage. There's always room for something more. 1062 01:39:20,833 --> 01:39:23,875 Hold on! 1063 01:39:34,792 --> 01:39:36,875 What are we going to eat today? 1064 01:39:36,958 --> 01:39:40,830 Today it's my turn to cook. Pork chops. 1065 01:39:46,417 --> 01:39:51,500 Mom, what time should I be home? tomorrow night? 1066 01:39:51,583 --> 01:39:55,208 Can I have a salami sandwich? - No. 1067 01:40:02,458 --> 01:40:04,958 Heise? 1068 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:08,000 Come on, come on. 1069 01:40:08,830 --> 01:40:09,792 Your articles are wonderful. 1070 01:40:09,875 --> 01:40:14,208 All struggles, deprivations. I recognize myself in that. 1071 01:40:14,292 --> 01:40:15,917 Do you recognize yourself? 1072 01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,875 It's not about that. 1073 01:40:18,958 --> 01:40:22,000 I want you to write articles for our Sunday edition. 1074 01:40:22,830 --> 01:40:23,500 Can I come back to the office? 1075 01:40:23,583 --> 01:40:29,458 No, write your articles from home. 1076 01:40:29,542 --> 01:40:32,417 Does he cry a lot? 1077 01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:34,375 Not much. 1078 01:40:34,458 --> 01:40:37,542 It's a great baby, isn't it? 1079 01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:43,958 It's incredible how much he looks like his father. 1080 01:40:56,167 --> 01:40:59,292 Why is the door locked? Open it! 1081 01:40:59,375 --> 01:41:01,375 Open it yourself! - Mom! 1082 01:41:18,458 --> 01:41:22,375 When we come in, act natural. 1083 01:41:22,458 --> 01:41:24,792 Aren't I always natural? - No! 1084 01:41:36,792 --> 01:41:38,708 Hey! 1085 01:41:38,792 --> 01:41:42,333 Aren't you forgetting something, Cross, Cass... 1086 01:41:44,167 --> 01:41:46,500 You're forgetting something. 1087 01:41:46,583 --> 01:41:50,833 Cross, Cas... What's his name? 1088 01:41:52,417 --> 01:41:55,542 God, kid, I don't know his name. 1089 01:41:58,958 --> 01:42:01,167 I'm sorry. 1090 01:42:08,625 --> 01:42:12,292 Kids, this is the bear. 1091 01:42:12,375 --> 01:42:15,542 Okay kids, this is… 1092 01:42:18,333 --> 01:42:21,542 Okay kids, this is… 1093 01:42:24,830 --> 01:42:26,830 Damn it! 1094 01:42:48,500 --> 01:42:52,167 Cheers. - I haven't poured yet. 1095 01:42:55,667 --> 01:42:58,167 Nasty! 1096 01:43:00,458 --> 01:43:03,167 Translation MILENA KARANIKOLOVA 1097 01:43:03,250 --> 01:43:10,170 Web rip subtitles by JJD @ 2019 YavkA.net