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What if I were to tell you that there was
a huge online trade in illegal drugs...
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...marketplace where people can
buy and sell goods and services.
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...the most advanced website
for selling hard drugs...
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Thousands of users
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use the impossible-to-trace website
which sells drugs.
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It took us only ten minutes
to order online…
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From his computer he achieved
every drug dealer's dream.
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Purchases are made using Bitcoins.
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…situation they haven't thought through.
Unless they slip up somehow...
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He's anonymously built
an enormous drug shop.
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No one can stop him.
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At some point, someone wrote,
'You need a name.
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Something other than "admin".'
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-Who is M1000?
-He's not afraid of the consequences.
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He's an online superstar,
and he can't talk to anyone about it.
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He's an icon!
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[speaks Swedish]
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Obviously, he's trying to get rich.
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But for him,
it's also about achieving something great.
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Something that will change the world.
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He's becoming the idol of a generation.
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[echoing]
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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[upbeat music plays]
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The idol of an entire generation.
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We had one million euros, age 17.
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300,000 for each of us.
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Yeah, and then, uh...
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We just got out. That's it.
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End of story.
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[inhales]
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[upbeat music plays]
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[Moritz] Oh no, stop.
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It's all coming back to me now.
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That's not how it was.
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[classical music plays in background]
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To the first million, and to getting out
of international drug trafficking!
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Bitcoin is really volatile right now.
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We have 141, so strictly speaking,
we only have...
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€994,000.
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-Okay then.
-2002? That's older than us.
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-How much was it?
-[sighs]
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[Lenny] Moritz...
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Why are we even here?
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Well, to celebrate
our first million euros.
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-And getting out of international drug--
-Yeah, I know that, but why are we here?
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[Moritz] In a fucking indoor ski centre?
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-[whooping]
-Hey, you lot!
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-Me and--
-It was my idea.
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-Yeah, but--
-At home, on my own.
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[pop music plays in background]
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I love mountains.
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Mountains are your thing, right?
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Mountains, and... steps.
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Dan and I met up without you yesterday.
Sorry.
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At least no one's gonna bother us.
Nobody ever comes here.
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It's embarrassing.
Heard of a carbon footprint?
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-We thought about it. You and your girl--
-Stop.
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You know the rule. Work-life balance.
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I don't discuss
my relationship in meetings.
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Good. Nobody wants to hear about it.
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Okay, guys.
Let's move on to item two of the agenda.
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What was item one?
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-Celebrating the million.
-[exclaims]
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[Moritz] Could we focus on ending MyDrugs?
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-[Dan sighs]
-[Lenny] Right.
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"Ideas of how to use my third
of the MyDrugs cash after MyDrugs ends."
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Maybe you shouldn't write "MyDrugs"
in your Notes app. Twice, as well.
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-Also, I still think lists are stupid.
-Because you don't have any ideas.
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[Lenny] Don't you want to get out, Moritz?
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BUSINESS IDEAS
NEW ENTRY
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Of course I have ideas.
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But I still don't understand
why he gets a third.
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We talked about this.
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[electro music plays]
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Shipping!
400 orders a week, that's impossible.
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Dan is your employee!
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What more do you want?
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Let's be honest, Moritz. We're 17.
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What do you need the money for?
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Dan's also a lot stronger than you,
Moritz.
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Fuck off, Tobi!
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We all have dirt on each other.
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Let's just split it
before he causes any trouble.
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And we need a blonde guy on our team,
you know? Moritz?
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Diversity and stuff.
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[pop music plays in background]
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Okay. Forget the lists.
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You're going to Rotterdam
to tell the Dutch we're done.
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It costs €350?!
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What? It's that cheap online?!
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[gasps, grunts]
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-And how are you going to pay for that?
-[scoffs]
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Yeah, I... got myself one of these.
For my Bitcoins.
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Please tell me his name isn't on it.
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-Your name is Daniel "Pirmin" Riffert?
-Pirmin.
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You are so fucking stupid.
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You have no idea
how Bitcoin works, do you?
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Pirmin?
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Do you realise this links every
MyDrugs transaction back to your name?
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Lenny, when did you last use a coin mixer?
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Day before yesterday, I reckon.
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Don't worry about it.
I'm the CTO. I'll take care of it.
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-Sorry.
-It's okay.
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You realise this won't be over
just because we stop, right?
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We can't just drive to the teachers'
car park in a Lamborghini Aventa-whatever
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and say we were doing
a paper round in the holidays.
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Can you please focus, Daniel!
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[shouting, laughing]
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Dan!
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-[boys laugh and shout]
-Hey!
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-What are you doing here?
-Right back at you, man!
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-[camera clicks]
-[Felix] Is this volunteer work?
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Or are these losers
programming your fitness app?
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Yeah! The best part is you can
take the piss in front of them.
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They're awkward and only speak HTML.
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-[Dan laughs]
-Nice one, Dan.
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We're going to the après-ski bar.
You coming?
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Okay! I'll just let them know.
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One, one, zero, one.
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[boys laugh]
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[Felix] Let's go!
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Come on, mate!
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[boys shout]
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[yelling, echoing]
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Daniel. Fucking. Pirmin. Fucking. Riffert.
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[Moritz] Before you get the idea that
Daniel was as important for MyDrugs
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as Lenny and I...
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LOGISTICS
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Don't.
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-[droning]
-[door opens]
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[Moritz] He is to MyDrugs
what Hawkeye is to the Avengers.
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It would work just as well without him,
but he showed up,
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and we couldn't get rid of him.
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And that's fine.
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At least this way,
the CEO can focus on the important things.
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[tense music plays]
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[yelling resumes]
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[Moritz] Fucking idiot.
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HELLO FROM ME AND THE SQUAD
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You're still doing that?
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I don't discuss my relationship
during meetings.
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Sending a stranger from the internet
pictures of a guy with a BMI of 18
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and also quite clearly an IQ of 18,
isn't exactly a relationship.
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But it's okay to stalk your girlfriend's
location in the Friends app?
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I do that to protect her from MyDrugs.
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HI FROM THE COUCH
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What protects MyDrugs from her,
who can always see where you are?
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And the fact that you're shagging
on top of kilos of drugs?
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Well firstly, I get an alert
whenever Lisa is near our office.
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-And secondly--
-You never shag?
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We never hang out at my house.
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And at least she isn't
some suspicious stranger from Discord,
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who might be a chatbot for all we know!
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[boys shout outside]
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I don't think
it'll last much longer anyway.
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-She thinks I'm being distant.
-Really?
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-Who thinks that?
-[squeaking]
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Hey... I had to do that
so we didn't blow our cover, you know?
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[squeaking]
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Yeah...
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Right! What were you just talking about?
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-[Lenny inhales]
-Private matters between Lenny and me.
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Nerd stuff.
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One, zero, zero, one.
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It was about a girl from Discord.
She keeps messaging me.
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Well, she's been wanting to meet me
for a long time, but...
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Totally ghosting her.
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What are you doing? It's locked.
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-Yeah, so?
-[gasps]
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[phone chimes]
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-No! Wait a second! What are you doing?
-I'm just getting you a date!
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Don't scroll up.
There's... pictures of my peen!
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[sighs] Too late!
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God. Now that MyDrugs is over, you
need something else to do. Here you are.
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DINNER TOMORROW? IN REAL LIFE?
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[Moritz] Fuck! She's typing!
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FINALLY! CAN'T WAIT!
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What have you done?
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Lenny's meeting a girl who wants
to meet him. What's the problem?
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You're the fucking problem!
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Hey, like, you can just cancel.
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-Uh-huh.
-Say you have diarrhoea!
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Do not cancel.
You have fantastic digestion.
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You think?
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Figure this out yourselves, yeah?
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I've got to go. Work-life balance.
Make sure we don't blow our cover.
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-See you tomorrow.
-What do you mean, tomorrow?
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-You're going to Rotterdam--
-[Moritz] I'll take care it.
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€437.40.
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So can I still pay with this?
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[Moritz] I mean,
one sled ride down the slope
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and your carbon footprint is the same as
it is for a flight to Bali. It's absurd.
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Typical symptom of
an underdeveloped region.
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Imagine you were a ski centre investor.
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-Where would you build it?
-In a place with nothing?
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Right. Not even a fucking hill.
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-Fucking Rinseln.
-Fucking Rinseln.
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[Moritz] To be clear,
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in case anyone thought
that me and Gerda got together,
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we had one date.
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[slurps]
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[splutters, coughs]
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[Moritz] We were looking for
something else.
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It's not easy balancing
your private and professional life.
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To make it work, you must be
strict about separating them.
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Until 6 p.m. all my time is allocated
to MyDrugs. Well, and a bit of school.
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And after 6 p.m.
my time is allocated to Lisa.
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One can't have anything
to do with the other.
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There can't be any crossover.
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Never.
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I read an article yesterday
that really made me think of you.
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[Moritz] Mm-hm.
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Here. About...
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MyDrugs.
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[tense music plays]
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This is the shop that Gerda ordered her
drugs from. Like Amazon, but for drugs.
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-You've heard about this, right?
-Hm.
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He's some young start-up nerd.
It's a weird story.
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He even talks a little bit like you.
Wait, here it is.
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Growth rate... vanity metrics...
customer development...
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[chuckles awkwardly]
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I mean, he's probably a fucking genius.
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But he could have invented
something useful.
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Now he can't really
look anyone in the eye anymore.
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Mm... [sighs]
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Yeah, but the website's usability
is really impressive.
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What?! [laughs, mocking] "The website's
usability is really impressive!"
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Well the idea's not all that bad.
You can get drugs without the internet,
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but on the internet, at least
you don't get stabbed by a junkie.
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-[Lisa gasps]
-[Moritz groans]
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[laughs] No! Don't die!
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HEY, AFTER ROTTERDAM
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WE'LL DO SOMETHING REALLY COOL
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FINALLY GET MYTEMS GOING AGAIN
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Not now!
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[soft electro music plays]
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Are you okay?
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About tomorrow.
I might not be able to make it on time.
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By six, I mean. Because of MyTems.
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No big deal.
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I'll just come to your place,
and wait for you.
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[alarm rings]
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[Dan whoops softly]
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[Lisa] We haven't been to yours in ages.
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And I really don't have any problem
with the size of your...
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room!
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00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,200
Not my place. Um...
249
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:21,920
Tomorrow's not good.
250
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,120
[sighs] My dad's new girlfriend
is coming over at six.
251
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,920
Come, so I won't have to
listen to them fucking on my own.
252
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:31,920
[groans]
253
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,480
I need you!
254
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,560
-Mm-hm! [laughs]
-[Moritz groans]
255
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,640
[mellow electro music plays]
256
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,400
[Moritz] If your work-life balance
tips in one direction,
257
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,680
you have to ask yourself two questions.
258
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,960
First, are both things
still equally important to you?
259
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,560
I NEED YOU
SEE YOU IN ROTTERDAM
260
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,640
[Moritz] And second, how far are you
willing to go to balance them out again?
261
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,680
I FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE!
LET'S MEET AT 8.
262
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,200
[sighs]
263
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,360
[upbeat music plays]
264
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,360
[automated voice] ...when I can
no longer fulfil my duties as CEO.
265
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,040
Unfortunately, this day has now come.
266
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,440
-So it is... [continues]
-[slurping]
267
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,400
[quietly] So it is with a heavy heart
268
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,480
that I inform you that I will not be
continuing with MyDrugs.
269
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,880
-[automated voice continues]
-I've always said...
270
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,800
-[inhales] Should the day ever come...
-[phone vibrates]
271
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,320
[Lenny] I'm so screwed with this
Kira thing. I've no idea what to do.
272
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,480
Either I cancel and lose her forever,
or I tell her the truth,
273
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,640
and lose her forever.
274
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,520
[sighs]
275
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,160
YEP. A CLASSIC LOSE-LOSE SITUATION.
276
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,240
YEP. A CLASSIC LOSE-LOSE SITUATION.
277
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,320
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
TELL DAN THE TRUTH, OR WHAT?!
278
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,720
[mellow electro music plays]
279
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,280
[automated voice resumes]
280
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,680
[muffled voice] M1000? Um...
281
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,720
[woman] M1000?
282
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,320
That's a good alias.
283
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,720
Thanks.
284
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,120
You really are a...
285
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:21,880
Uh...
286
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,200
What is it you say in German? Ein Genie?
287
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,960
-[woman] Can you say that?
-Yes, definitely.
288
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,560
In German.
289
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,320
I think that's
the word you were looking for.
290
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,840
Mia.
291
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,560
M1000.
292
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,360
[laughs] Everyone here
knows your name is Moritz.
293
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,120
You're kind of a celebrity.
294
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,520
[soft electro music plays]
295
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,240
[slurps]
296
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,240
3, 7, 8...
297
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,720
In case you're here
more often in the future.
298
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,400
Is this the Wi-Fi password?
299
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,360
[laughs]
300
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,000
[Maarten laughs]
301
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,200
[rhythmic electro music plays]
302
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,160
[Maarten] Moritz!
303
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,800
-57, 58...
-[doorbell rings]
304
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,400
[Melanie] Hey, get the door!
It'll be one of your little friends.
305
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,720
60, 61...
306
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,640
-[Melanie] Hello? Who is it?
-Hey.
307
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,160
-Yeah, it's Lenny. I'm here to see, uh--
-[Melanie] See? I was right!
308
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,480
Hi.
309
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,080
Come on, spit it out.
It can't be that bad.
310
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:46,960
I...
311
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,320
You fancy me, huh?
312
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,320
Yeah, I knew it.
313
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,600
What? What... You knew it?
314
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:10,280
You're constantly taking sneaky photos
of me, you've never had a girlfriend...
315
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,040
And, well, your taste in films.
316
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,240
Huh? What's wrong with
my taste in films, man?
317
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,080
For the last time,
Call Me By Your Name is an amazing film!
318
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,520
It doesn't even matter if you're...
Oh, fuck it.
319
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,720
Actually, I did want to talk
about the photos.
320
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,760
The girl you set me up with...
I sent her a picture of you.
321
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,360
And because I wanted to
keep talking to her...
322
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,480
I sent her a few more pictures.
323
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,720
[Lenny] Like, six...
324
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,200
...ty.
325
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,520
[Lenny] And now she thinks I'm you.
[chuckles nervously]
326
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:51,480
[laughs loudly]
327
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,400
That's... That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
328
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,560
-It's catfishing. People do it online.
-There's a word for it?
329
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,360
-And a subreddit.
-Hey. If you want my advice...
330
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,360
Just go there and tell her the truth.
331
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,080
It's you she's chatting with.
332
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,720
It's you she likes,
for who you are, not your looks.
333
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,320
It happens to me all the time.
334
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,120
Come on Dan,
this isn't a fucking fairy tale.
335
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,400
Think about it. Who would want to date me?
336
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,440
[Lenny] A guy in a wheelchair
with a fat arse and a fatal tumour.
337
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,240
-[soft music plays]
-[Dan sighs]
338
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,160
I get that you don't understand. But...
339
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:28,920
For me...
340
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,800
It's enough just to chat.
341
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,960
[Lenny] I thought,
if you could just got there as me...
342
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,000
Okay, I'll help you.
343
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,600
-Yeah?
-Yeah. I think it's a stupid idea, but...
344
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,080
-Fuck it! [laughs]
-Thanks, man!
345
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,560
-I can't wait to finally see her.
-[gurgles]
346
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,400
-What?
-You're coming with me?
347
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,360
-Course! I'll get a table nearby.
-Creepy.
348
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,680
-So creepy!
-Got a pen?
349
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,080
Without some nerd knowledge,
you'll never survive the date.
350
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,720
[mellow electro music plays]
351
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,320
Right, best game of the year.
Write it down!
352
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,280
Best game of the year: God of War.
Why? It's just perfect.
353
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:08,000
Biggest disappointment: Fallout 76.
Why? It's complete, utter shit.
354
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,680
The thing is full of bugs.
What were they thinking?
355
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,240
And it looks ten years old.
356
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,680
Could we stop by the hairdresser's first?
357
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:19,040
She really prefers your hair a bit
shorter. And if I were you, I'd shower.
358
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,040
Come on, we don't have long.
359
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,160
[Lenny] Death Stranding: masterpiece.
Left Alive: atrocious.
360
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,800
The Outer Worlds: unbelievable.
361
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,880
Anthem: I can't believe how bad it was.
362
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,160
[Beeke] We're very excited about
how our collaboration has developed.
363
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,640
And the potential is incredible!
364
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,720
[Beeke] Cheers.
365
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,000
[Maarten] Cheers.
366
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:46,520
Ah, but you... You said that there's
something you wanted to discuss with us?
367
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,520
I, uh...
[muttering] It is a with a heavy heart
368
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,760
that I must inform you
we will not be continuing with MyDrugs.
369
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,520
-I have always said...
-Excuse me?
370
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,760
...the day ever came...
371
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,080
[chuckles]
372
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,520
I have a question.
373
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,080
What would you say, if...
374
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,720
If, let's say, at some point,
we didn't feel...
375
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,720
like continuing, with...
376
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,800
with MyDrugs.
377
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,160
Would that be...
378
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,840
Be a big problem?
379
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,680
In Holland, we have a saying, you know?
380
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,800
[speaks Dutch, chuckles]
381
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,560
So that translates as, as...
382
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,920
-You can't force the horse to...
-[Beeke] Yeah.
383
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,480
You can pull the horse to the water...
384
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,600
Yeah, but you can't force it to drown.
385
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,120
Not drown. Drink! It's drink.
386
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,560
Force it to drink.
You can't force it to drink.
387
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,520
Force it to swallow.
You can't force the horse to swallow.
388
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,040
[speak Dutch]
389
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,760
[slurps]
390
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,520
-[speak Dutch]
-Okay, whatever.
391
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,320
You can get out any time you'd like.
392
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,840
-Yeah.
-Any time.
393
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,800
But we would take over
the running of MyDrugs.
394
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,200
-[Marlene] You wouldn't mind, would you?
-[Beeke] Is that why you're here today?
395
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,000
[tense music plays]
396
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,480
[gulps]
397
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,560
[softly] I...
398
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,000
MYXXX-RESIGNATION
399
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,520
I'm here, um...
400
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,760
IDEAS FOR MYXXX
401
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,920
OPTIMISE LANDING PAGE
CONTENT MARKETING...
402
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,480
I'm here today
to discuss our future together.
403
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,040
[upbeat electro music plays]
404
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,800
[clears throat] I have a few ideas
about our customer development to share.
405
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,280
I analysed the user data
and it turns out we have
406
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,000
a lot of growth potential
among 16- to 20-year-olds.
407
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,080
Look at our vanity metrics: it's clear
our engagement rate could be improved.
408
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,400
Maybe a loyalty programme,
subscriptions...
409
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,600
Friend referrals, a seal of quality,
and gender demographics.
410
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,120
We need some outreach work.
411
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,360
"Girls Day", Instagram,
Facebook, Twitter...
412
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,000
With our growth rate and my new ideas,
within two years,
413
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,960
we could become the largest supplier
of ecstasy in the world.
414
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,400
[chatter in Dutch]
415
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,960
ONE NEW MESSAGE
416
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,720
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT I FOUND ON DAD'S PHONE.
417
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,000
I have to get going.
I have another meeting.
418
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,800
I can drive you, if you want.
419
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,000
Yeah! Thanks.
420
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,920
Hey. I'm not wearing
your chemistry T-shirt.
421
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,480
-That's physics.
-Whatever!
422
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,680
What do you have against my dating shirt?
423
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,240
I dunno. It just makes...
424
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,160
You're blurry.
425
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520
What the fuck?
426
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,600
Man, just go inside!
If she sees us, we're screwed.
427
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,800
Yeah.
428
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,360
[retro electro music plays]
429
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,040
-[wheelchair rattles]
-[music stops]
430
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,920
[Kira] Lenny!
431
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,720
Hey, Kira!
432
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,640
-So I didn't fall for a chatbot after all!
-[Dan chuckles]
433
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,120
Crazy!
434
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,960
This is the first time in internet history
435
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,040
that somebody looks better
in real life than in their photos.
436
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,880
[Kira] Mm!
437
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,080
[music plays softly in background]
438
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,240
-[Kira] What have you been doing today?
-Gaming, of course.
439
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,160
Not on Discord.
440
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,000
Ah, it doesn't always
have to be on there... Right?
441
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,240
So what did you play?
442
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,960
Um...
443
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,080
Definitely not God of War, right?
[chuckles]
444
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:06,840
Why not?
445
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,920
It's totally buggy.
Do you think we could order here, or...?
446
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,040
[Dan] Excuse me!
447
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,160
Am I making you nervous?
448
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,960
-[clattering]
-[chuckles nervously]
449
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,560
Why?
450
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,560
You looked as though I'd started dissing
your beloved vi again.
451
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,440
Hm? [chuckles]
452
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,680
My vi...
453
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,200
No, no way! I mean, you can't!
454
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,840
Come on...
You can't just do that to my vi!
455
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,160
Is everything okay?
456
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,160
I'll get us something to drink.
457
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,880
[Kira] Hey, Lenny! What is this?
458
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,440
Come back here.
459
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,720
[audio distorts, echoes]
460
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,840
-You have to ask me what I want first.
-[chuckles]
461
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,200
-Cherry-banana juice.
-Coming right up!
462
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,120
That's the effect I have on women.
463
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,000
[Dan] Should we abort this?
464
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,080
[gasps]
465
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,880
[music grows louder]
♪ Here comes my baby ♪
466
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,680
♪ Where do you belong ♪
467
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:28,040
♪ My sugar baby ♪
468
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,160
[Kira] Lenny!
469
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,040
Are you going to come over
so we can start the real date?
470
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,240
♪ Oh baby ♪
471
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,160
Are you coming?
472
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,040
[traffic rushes by]
473
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,440
[car chimes]
474
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,560
[chuckles]
475
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,480
[horn sounds]
476
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,720
If you keep going, you'll have
one of these in your garage soon.
477
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,000
Yeah. An A-level student with a Tesla.
478
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,440
That's why we have the lemonade business!
479
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,200
So no one is surprised
that I have a car like this one.
480
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,560
[Maarten] You guys need one too.
A fake business.
481
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,480
You should come up with an idea
before our next meeting.
482
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,160
And if we don't like it,
then we'll have to kill you.
483
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:13,920
[gulps]
484
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,800
[chuckles]
485
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,360
[both laugh]
486
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,200
And if you can't think of anything,
487
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,120
well, we have a few backup ideas,
if you want them.
488
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,040
Yeah. We'll figure something out.
489
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,160
["Wonderful Days" by
Charly Lownoise and Mental Theo plays]
490
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,720
MORITZ! HOW WAS ROTTERDAM?
491
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,400
[humming to music]
492
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,160
[car beeps softly]
493
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,960
[truck horn sounds]
494
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,120
[inaudible shouting]
495
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,120
Could we drive a little bit faster?
496
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,920
I'm kind of in a hurry.
497
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,280
If I go any faster,
the battery won't last for the drive back.
498
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,200
[car beeps]
499
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,800
ARE WE OFFICIALLY OUT?
500
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,680
HEY. YOU COMING? IT'S ALMOST 6...
DAD'S GIRLFRIEND IS HERE
501
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,000
I'M RUNNING LATE...
502
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,880
[phone chimes]
503
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:06,880
[phone chimes]
504
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,600
[horn sounds]
505
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,440
-What are you doing?
-I've only got 5%.
506
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,400
No! That's using up far too much energy.
Take it out. Hup!
507
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,040
Hup!
508
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,680
[car chimes]
509
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,240
And that is 2% less.
510
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,600
Thanks a lot.
511
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,480
[horn blares]
512
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,680
-But I never told you my surname.
-Yeah, but where you live.
513
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,400
So I just put in "Lennard" and "Rinseln",
514
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:42,160
and crossed my fingers that you
weren't a fifty-year-old funeral director.
515
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,800
Well, he's actually quite cute.
516
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,040
This woman's even smarter than you.
517
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,360
There's absolutely nothing
I could have done.
518
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,800
Even with vi and yada yada.
519
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,760
The editors thing? On our first date?
520
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,640
Yeah! Until you finally get it!
521
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,400
Vi has two modes:
"non-stop beep" and "break everything".
522
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,520
Is that so? EMacs is much better - until
your hands fall off from the shortcuts.
523
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,400
You're lucky you're cute. I don't normally
even talk to vi users, actually.
524
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,480
[Dan] Okay freaks, I'll leave you to it.
525
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,720
I'll pick you up in two hours.
I saw a McFit.
526
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,680
Make it three.
527
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,560
Okay, then. I'll go to Vapiano, too.
Do I get a kiss goodbye?
528
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,520
That was actually pretty hard to do.
529
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,160
Have fun!
530
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,320
[country music plays]
531
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,560
[slurps]
532
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,080
Ah, nice, man. Posh area.
533
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,520
-Doesn't your girlfriend live near here?
-Uh... mm-mm.
534
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,120
-Uh-oh!
-[tense music plays]
535
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,560
Here. You wanted to expand, right?
536
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,400
Compliments from the chef.
537
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,680
[Maarten] Yeah. I never travel empty.
538
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,160
[exhales]
539
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,360
[dog barks in distance]
540
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,800
[doorbell rings]
541
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,320
[music plays inside]
542
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,640
[Alexa] Can I help you?
543
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,520
Um...
544
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,240
I'm Moritz, Lisa's boyfriend.
545
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,920
I can vouch for him.
546
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,720
-[Michail] Come in, Mo.
-[Alexa giggles]
547
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,200
[imitating] "Oh, you hot stud...
I had a dream about you!"
548
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,120
[Lisa, imitating] "I could barely stop
myself from touching myself all day."
549
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,040
[mellow music plays]
550
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,200
"What were you dreaming of?"
551
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,440
"What do you think I was dreaming of, hm?"
552
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,600
"Tell me, then."
553
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,240
"Well, first,
554
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,600
we went shopping...
555
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,320
And on the escalator,
you touched me between my legs.
556
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,520
Then I was standing
in the muesli aisle..."
557
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,440
-[groans] Boring. Go to page four.
-Where did you get this?
558
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,800
His phone was on the kitchen table.
And, so, page four...
559
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,480
-Okay. "We need eggs and..."
-Oh Mo, after that.
560
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,760
[Lisa] The bit he wrote.
561
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,600
Moritz?
562
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,680
[groans]
563
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,760
Forget it. I am not reading that!
564
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,880
Do it!
565
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,600
Okay, so... "I'd lick you senseless."
566
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,760
"Oh, yeah, lick me, Superman.
I want to come so bad."
567
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,920
It's worse than Jeff Bezos's sexts
with that Fox host.
568
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,000
Oh, man. This is shit.
569
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,360
You wait your whole life to grow up,
570
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,040
trying to make sense
of the chaos in your head,
571
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,320
only to find out that
you're just going to go even more crazy.
572
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,440
[shrieks, laughs]
573
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,160
-[laughing and whooping from outside]
-[sighs]
574
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,400
Do you sometimes wish
that none of it had happened?
575
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,760
-Hm?
-The divorce and all that.
576
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,000
What can I do? Run away?
577
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,520
I can't believe how well you handle it.
578
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,840
How strong you are,
579
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,680
to be able to handle it all.
580
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,840
[soft music plays]
581
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,840
All this shit at home,
and at school, and all that...
582
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,080
I think about it sometimes.
583
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,320
How it's all too much for me,
and I... I don't know.
584
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,240
I'd understand if you wanted to get away.
585
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,240
But not too far.
586
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:41,600
["Wann Strahlst Du?"
by Erobique and Jacques Palminger plays]
587
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,160
[phone vibrates]
588
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,240
WE'RE OUT NOW, RIGHT?
589
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,360
WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?
590
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,120
EVERYTHING OKAY?
591
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,040
WHY DON'T WE...
592
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,600
TOMORROW 11 A.M. STAIRWELL
593
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,760
[Alexa] Morning.
594
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,160
[toothbrush vibrates]
595
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,400
They'll kill us if we stop now.
596
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,920
-[gulps]
-[wheezes]
597
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,280
They said that?
598
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,240
Word for word.
599
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,080
-[retches]
-[gulps]
600
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,680
I have to work for them
for the rest of my life?
601
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,120
And I won't get any money,
602
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,960
because it's too hard
to convert Bitcoins into cash!
603
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,840
-Fuck my life!
-What should we do now? [coughs]
604
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Well they said until
we hit the five million mark.
605
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,360
[sighs]
606
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,360
Now you tell us!
607
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,200
Well, five each. 15 in total.
608
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,000
[retching]
609
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,200
-Guys, I did the maths. If we...
-[Lenny retches]
610
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,120
If we expand
and implement some of my new ideas
611
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,600
we can get there easily
by the time we graduate.
612
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,120
The Dutch, they had one more condition.
613
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,400
They want us
to come up with a fake business.
614
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,240
To launder the money.
615
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,880
That way we can spend some, right?
616
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,040
[whimpers]
617
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,480
[sobs]
618
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,560
[crying] I really didn't want this either.
619
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,560
-[Moritz sobs]
-[sighs] Hey.
620
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,600
Hey, Mo! Mo.
621
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,840
-Yeah?
-We're a team, okay?
622
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,680
[bumps heads] We're a team, okay?
623
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,120
[whimpers]
624
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,240
Yeah, we're all in this together.
625
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,720
You won't have to do this alone.
626
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Next time, we'll all go and see them.
627
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,800
-No, I can go, I'll be alright.
-[Lenny] No, Dan's right.
628
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,440
[sighs] I guess we'll have to
make a few more million, hm?
629
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,640
To MyDrugs.
630
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,160
Yeah. Let's do this.
631
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,720
-[slurps]
-[alert chimes on phone]
632
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,640
[phone chimes, vibrates]
633
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,320
[school bell rings]
634
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,760
[mid-tempo music plays]
635
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,120
[Moritz] Just between us:
always telling the truth is for cowards.
636
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,080
Lying takes courage.
637
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,200
Lies are simply
an investment in your future.
638
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,640
And like any good investment,
nothing can go wrong,
639
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,600
as long as you stay on top of things.
640
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,240
Come on, Dad! We're gonna be late!
641
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,800
Marie is going horse-riding.
642
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,480
That's nice.
643
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,440
Yeah. You know, at that farm
with the mum of the crazy guy
644
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,080
that shot himself the other day.
645
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,400
[gunshot echoes]
646
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,640
She's really nice!
But do you know what's even better though?
647
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,480
Lisa is moving in with us.
648
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,560
You said I shouldn't go too far away.
649
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:16,000
[ominous music plays]
650
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,000
I'll just go tidy my room.
651
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:22,480
Oh...
652
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,120
[electronic music plays]