1 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,291 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,442 Next. 3 00:00:35,576 --> 00:00:39,780 Hey I'm uh Evan Kleinman reading for the role of Jose Perez. 4 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,286 Oh... 5 00:00:44,418 --> 00:00:46,454 Cristina I, uh... 6 00:00:48,223 --> 00:00:51,960 I really like you and I've been waiting to do this for 7 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,898 some time... 8 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:04,307 Well, the kiss? 9 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,974 Go. 10 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,177 Just kiss her, come on. 11 00:01:12,248 --> 00:01:13,215 Um... 12 00:01:13,349 --> 00:01:14,783 Go 13 00:01:14,917 --> 00:01:18,186 Kiss her, come on. 14 00:01:20,256 --> 00:01:21,789 Okay uh, thank you. 15 00:01:21,924 --> 00:01:23,625 Can I just go out and come back in? 16 00:01:23,757 --> 00:01:25,560 No. That's not gonna work. Nah I'm sorry, 17 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:28,998 We're not gonna call you, it's not gonna happen. I'm sorry. 18 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,132 Yeah, that wasn't good. 19 00:01:54,956 --> 00:01:57,558 You made out with someone who had herpes? 20 00:01:57,692 --> 00:02:02,164 Hahahaha! You loser! 21 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,733 Has this happened to you? 22 00:02:04,865 --> 00:02:06,700 Actually sir can you just drop me off right here 23 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:09,637 on this corner. Yeah, thank you. 24 00:02:09,771 --> 00:02:13,175 Yeah you know what sir I'm actually gonna get out too. 25 00:02:16,978 --> 00:02:18,579 What kind of car do you drive? 26 00:02:18,712 --> 00:02:20,883 This is not suitable for Gluber pool. 27 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,218 It says here your drop off is in the valley. 28 00:02:24,786 --> 00:02:27,855 I'm just gonna walk up Laurel Canyon drive. 29 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:31,026 Just please give me five stars. Please? 30 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,000 Hey dad. 31 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:39,435 What's up, son? 32 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:41,069 Uh, I just got out of an audition. 33 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,406 Actually, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a callback. 34 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,473 What's the pay? 35 00:02:45,606 --> 00:02:46,876 Copy, credit, meal... 36 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:48,510 Listen! It's not good enough. 37 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:51,046 We've been through this a million times! I'm an actor! 38 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:54,283 Why don't you come back home and work with your old man? 39 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,683 Mom and I cannot see you struggling like that. 40 00:02:56,817 --> 00:03:01,289 I love you. I gotta go. Okay? Oh, one last thing! 41 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:04,026 Can you wire me some money? 42 00:03:04,159 --> 00:03:06,661 I have a couple bills I need to take care of. 43 00:03:06,794 --> 00:03:09,899 Listen and listen good! This is the last time. 44 00:03:10,032 --> 00:03:12,033 Of course, of course Dad. 45 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:15,236 Thank you so much. I love you. 46 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:21,443 Hey guys! Evan here. I just got out of an audition and 47 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:26,314 it went amazing! I'll keep you guys posted if I got it. 48 00:03:26,449 --> 00:03:28,783 Evan out! 49 00:04:16,499 --> 00:04:18,632 Oh, about time! 50 00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:22,170 Hello Evan. 51 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:28,177 VR mode starting. 52 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,144 My God... 53 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,350 Oh Evan... 54 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:38,653 I'm so horny. 55 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:47,728 Before we start making out, do you wanna dance? 56 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,999 I'd love to. 57 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:18,427 Let me make you happy. 58 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,095 Yes. 59 00:05:46,187 --> 00:05:49,557 The country of Allur was founded in 1894 60 00:05:49,692 --> 00:05:51,326 by two hot people. 61 00:05:51,459 --> 00:05:54,230 No one is certain of its exact geographical location 62 00:05:54,362 --> 00:05:57,399 but many speculate it is in the Middle East. 63 00:05:57,533 --> 00:06:01,202 The kingdom of Allur was in such financial crisis that 64 00:06:01,336 --> 00:06:05,839 the royal guards had to wear Halloween costumes. 65 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:10,678 The kingdom of Allur. A naturally beautiful country. 66 00:06:10,812 --> 00:06:13,548 From its scenic views and flowing rivers 67 00:06:13,682 --> 00:06:15,483 to its gorgeous natives. 68 00:06:15,617 --> 00:06:18,887 Our land will transport you to a world rich with romance 69 00:06:19,021 --> 00:06:23,024 and passion all provided by Zuku Zuku. 70 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:27,096 For decades Allur has been the leader in the sacred art 71 00:06:27,228 --> 00:06:31,934 of love making. Not even the Kama Sutra knows of such lust. 72 00:06:32,701 --> 00:06:37,771 Allur, the land of Zuku Zuku. Travel packages now available. 73 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,244 Cut! 74 00:06:45,146 --> 00:06:50,519 This is what we do? This is shit! This is purely shit! 75 00:06:51,853 --> 00:06:56,257 Calm down! Imagining a big lollypop! 76 00:06:56,391 --> 00:06:57,259 Lollypop? 77 00:06:57,393 --> 00:06:58,226 Lollypop! 78 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,360 Did you guys like it? 79 00:06:59,495 --> 00:07:00,663 I loved it! it's great! 80 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,665 Yes it is fantastic work! 81 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,634 But we are going with the other plan. 82 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:08,269 You know the Zuku Zuku doesn't work well anymore anyways. 83 00:07:08,403 --> 00:07:10,605 All these western hipsters care about these days is 84 00:07:10,738 --> 00:07:12,740 quick bang bang sploosh! 85 00:07:14,942 --> 00:07:18,012 Your royal highness, Prince Ahmed and Prince Ali! 86 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,949 Mommy. 87 00:07:21,082 --> 00:07:23,052 Father. 88 00:07:24,752 --> 00:07:28,690 Khalid, Khalid! You made sure my third son is 89 00:07:28,822 --> 00:07:30,158 occupied during this meeting? 90 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:33,362 Oh yes your majesty, nothing to worry about. 91 00:07:41,302 --> 00:07:42,971 Darwin Coming! 92 00:07:43,105 --> 00:07:48,177 Darwin you are so brave, why don't I just untie you 93 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,178 and we go back to bed? 94 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:54,316 If we ever get out of this, that villain is going to pay! 95 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:59,387 Oh Mister Darwin! You are so handsome! 96 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,192 Oh ok, tea time! 97 00:08:03,324 --> 00:08:06,327 Just come lay with me! 98 00:08:06,461 --> 00:08:09,531 Our time for today is over. I have a family meeting. 99 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:10,531 I gotta go! 100 00:08:10,665 --> 00:08:12,067 Where's the mirror? 101 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,471 There are no mirrors here. Let me tell you my story. 102 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:20,074 Once upon a time I was born, like I am now, I was 103 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,543 incredibly handsome... 104 00:08:23,778 --> 00:08:26,749 It must never leave the palace 105 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:31,420 What is this? This is dangerous. 106 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:32,888 Is it a baby? 107 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:37,759 In fact a witch decreed that if I ever saw myself in the mirror 108 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,427 I would turn ugly. 109 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,230 We made this? 110 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:43,365 That's why there are no mirrors here. 111 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:46,735 How unlucky it is that you'll never be able to witness 112 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:48,169 your own beauty? 113 00:08:48,302 --> 00:08:51,572 And what is more important than being handsome? 114 00:08:51,706 --> 00:08:53,107 Nothing my prince. 115 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,809 The prince must go now. 116 00:08:54,942 --> 00:08:56,979 It has been decided. We will complete a two billion dollar 117 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:59,280 deal with hip new energy out in California. 118 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,650 Prince Ali and Prince Ahmed will leave tomorrow to seal the deal 119 00:09:02,784 --> 00:09:05,254 and deliver the bags of money to Los Angeles. 120 00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:06,989 Why don't you wire the money? 121 00:09:07,121 --> 00:09:09,625 Because they want to charge me a thirty dollar wiring fee! 122 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,125 What a rip off! 123 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:14,495 Sons, this is our last resort to save the country. 124 00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:19,333 I trust you to take care of this. Good day. 125 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,804 The royal Highnesses, Prince Fahad! 126 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,606 What is this father? I'm hearing about Los Angeles. 127 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,876 I have been asking years to send me to Hollywood. 128 00:09:28,009 --> 00:09:31,013 I'm sending your brothers Ali and Ahmed to California 129 00:09:31,145 --> 00:09:33,081 to invest in new forms of energy. 130 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:35,884 Energy is our business after all. 131 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:38,352 I have been wasting my talents here. 132 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:40,822 Your only talent is having sex and watching 133 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,558 that stupid Darwin action movie! 134 00:09:43,692 --> 00:09:44,625 Darwin action films! 135 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:45,626 Silence! 136 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,995 Please father. 137 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,465 Enough! You're forbidden to leave this palace. 138 00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:52,433 The world is full of mirrors Fahad, and you know what 139 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:54,168 happens when you look into one. 140 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,437 I know what's gonna happen. I will become ugly 141 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,307 and I will be sent to live with the cows. 142 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,311 Exactly, you have no self control. You can't be trusted. 143 00:10:02,443 --> 00:10:04,480 This is for your own safety. 144 00:10:04,613 --> 00:10:06,916 We are simply trying to protect you, Fahad. 145 00:10:07,048 --> 00:10:10,818 Protect me from what my mom? I'm wasting my time here. 146 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:15,524 Meeting adjourned! 147 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,461 Khalid! Khalid! 148 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,332 Yes, your majesty. 149 00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,335 I have an important job for you. 150 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,036 Right hand man kind of important? 151 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,338 I need you to keep Prince Fahad safe. 152 00:10:30,471 --> 00:10:33,207 Of course your majesty, that has always been my job. 153 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,345 You understand he's always been different. 154 00:10:36,477 --> 00:10:39,948 It is true. The Prince marches to the beat of his own drum. 155 00:10:40,081 --> 00:10:42,518 He's damned ugly! 156 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:44,820 Oh yes, that. 157 00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:47,755 Don't let him ruin the opportunity to save the country. 158 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,290 I will not fail you my king. 159 00:10:49,423 --> 00:10:51,692 Of course you won't. Otherwise you will be hung. 160 00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:53,562 Wait, I thought we don't do that anymore! 161 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,865 You're right. We will cut off your testicles. 162 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,767 Both of them? 163 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:00,568 Both of them! 164 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,620 Oh my god... 165 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,092 Oh! What? 166 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,932 What is that? 167 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,731 Oh you found the new prototype. 168 00:11:30,865 --> 00:11:33,701 Yeah, I'm testing out this new hydrocarbon silicone 169 00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:35,470 polymer composite. 170 00:11:35,604 --> 00:11:38,472 Wait, so it's a head that gives head? 171 00:11:38,606 --> 00:11:39,841 That's the idea. 172 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:41,442 Is this a sex toy? 173 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,610 Mhm. 174 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,745 Dude you can make a full robot of her. 175 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,082 I would so love that. I mean, just imagine. You and me, we'll 176 00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:50,418 be able to get with the most beautiful women in the world 177 00:11:50,552 --> 00:11:53,621 even if we look like bridge trolls, which we don't 178 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:54,755 by the way. 179 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,825 And the sex will be real. 180 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,927 It's sex and the future! 181 00:11:59,062 --> 00:12:03,698 So this is your plan? Your plan to finally lose your virginity. 182 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:06,434 Nice work buddy. I'm proud of you. 183 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:09,972 But it's complicated. I'm low on funds. 184 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,975 So how was last night with that chick from your acting class? 185 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,643 Am I good or am I good? 186 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:18,447 Ah man, the file, it skipped a little bit, but otherwise 187 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,049 incredible. Barry you're a genius. 188 00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:24,519 Just wait once I figure out this sex-bot thing. All I need is 189 00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:27,154 one pathetic rich guy who's willing to cough over some 190 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,490 major mulah... 191 00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:32,760 Ah! 192 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:58,955 You poisoned them? 193 00:12:59,087 --> 00:12:59,956 They are asleep. 194 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,355 You took my Xanax. 195 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,491 Khalid we must go, quickly. 196 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,159 But I have to speak to your father 197 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,528 and brothers before their flight. 198 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,263 They are not going. We are. 199 00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:09,498 No we cannot! 200 00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:11,000 Khalid. 201 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,501 The jet is ready for take off. I am going, either you are going 202 00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:16,038 with me or you will be hung. 203 00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:42,831 Follow your partner. 204 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,769 Watch them. Connect. 205 00:13:47,903 --> 00:13:51,941 Feel the flow. 206 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:55,077 This is the best acting class. 207 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:59,780 You should be honored that I share my time with you. 208 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:04,485 Stephanie and Evan focus! 209 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,725 You haven't paid me for this class or the last one. 210 00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:14,663 Yeah about that. My dad's going to pay, tomorrow? 211 00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:15,764 Your father? 212 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,432 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soon, very soon. 213 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,403 Daddy's gonna pay it soon! 214 00:14:22,803 --> 00:14:26,240 Back when I was doing a production of 11th Night... 215 00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:27,943 I wish I was a millionaire. 216 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,979 Can you imagine yourself as a millionaire? 217 00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:31,846 You'd be cocky and unbearable. 218 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:34,816 Yeah I know I would and I'd like to try it anyway. 219 00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:39,287 Switch partners. Rachel you're with Evan. 220 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,158 Stephanie you are with Aaron. 221 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:48,663 And everyone on their feet. Come on. Let's go. Breathing. 222 00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:51,866 Very important. Breathing. 223 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,972 Harrumph! 224 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,639 Evan? 225 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:03,410 Evan? What is this? 226 00:15:03,544 --> 00:15:05,714 Did I ask you to do this? What is this? 227 00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:10,019 This is not part of the breathing exercise. Ready? 228 00:15:10,153 --> 00:15:11,953 Ready, yeah. 229 00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:19,827 Where did you pick up that bad habit? 230 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,029 Um.. 231 00:15:21,163 --> 00:15:22,630 Yo, that teacher's a dick. 232 00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,666 Yeah he made you cry dude. 233 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:29,638 I'm over it. Yo Throw rooftop tonight? All the celebrities are 234 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:32,640 gonna be there. Rachel's gonna come with us. 235 00:15:32,774 --> 00:15:33,674 Sweet. 236 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,376 Oh yeah, I've been there. 237 00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:37,711 Is there something going on tonight? 238 00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:40,950 Depends, how many followers do you have? 239 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:45,452 Um.. like 20... 240 00:15:47,788 --> 00:15:49,356 20,000 isn't enough. 241 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,859 Bro, you need 100,000. 242 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,561 Oh. 243 00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:55,663 I got 110. She's got 300. She's blowing up. 244 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:58,633 Yeah, Let's ditch this loser. 245 00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:12,681 She's cute. 246 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,783 That's my mom. 247 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:17,751 At least you know your followers are real. 248 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:20,388 Ten of them are bots, actually. 249 00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:26,028 I better go, bro. See ya... 250 00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:43,711 Who the hell are these guys? 251 00:16:45,114 --> 00:16:48,017 Woo! Lets go lets go! Fast Fast. 252 00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:51,753 We don't have time. Yeah this one. 253 00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:57,759 Okay! Okay! I'm going. Okay! 254 00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:06,701 Let's go! We are here! Woohoo! Go fast! 255 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,471 What brings you to LA? 256 00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:12,740 We are here to begin my acting career. 257 00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:16,144 No way, that's interesting. Actually... 258 00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:17,913 I do a little acting myself. 259 00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:23,019 That's interesting. Do you know Darwin? The action star. 260 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:26,755 Um, no, no. Can't say that I do. 261 00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:28,023 Haven't had the pleasure yet. 262 00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:29,057 Fahad! 263 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:30,557 Khalid! We are in America! 264 00:17:30,692 --> 00:17:33,962 Do not call me Fahad. Call me Darwin. 265 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,298 So mister actor driver. 266 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,731 It's Evan. 267 00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:42,038 Yes Evan, you are an actor and an Uber driver? 268 00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:43,872 Yeah, yeah that's right. 269 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,041 Have you been in anything we might have seen? 270 00:17:46,174 --> 00:17:47,842 No. No. 271 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:51,980 I'm still trying to get thing on track. 272 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:55,784 But I do take classes down at Tantrum Acting Studios though. 273 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:58,452 Thats amazing. Khalid write this down. 274 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,454 Write it down. We're gonna go to this class. 275 00:18:00,587 --> 00:18:01,455 Fahad. 276 00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:02,959 Darwin. Darwin. Darwin. 277 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:06,127 Darwin, we must prioritize, first securing the 278 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:08,931 investment before we enroll you in any classes. 279 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:12,666 What's this investment you guys are talking about? 280 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,538 Tech. So what is hot out here in LA? 281 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:20,442 The women. That's the hottest thing. 282 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,112 Oh and vegan cheese. 283 00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:25,413 What? That's disgusting. 284 00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,349 Ew. 285 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:38,094 Wow, wow this is just the beginning! 286 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:44,165 Thank you so much Mr. Actor Evan Driver. Here you go. 287 00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:48,371 Thank you. Oh I'm so sorry if I offended you. 288 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,905 Please take this as well! 289 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:53,909 Thank you. 290 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:54,910 Thank you. 291 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:57,046 Thank you. 292 00:18:58,314 --> 00:19:00,048 Fahad! 293 00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:15,297 Woohoo! 294 00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,066 Wow! 295 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,068 Darwin!! Woohoo!!! 296 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:24,073 Yeah. Yeah. Freeze! 297 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,708 It is I Darwin! 298 00:19:37,185 --> 00:19:42,391 Okay, alright. Alright. Yes. 299 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:47,163 Oh it feels so good. 300 00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:56,538 Where did it go? It's gone, they'll chop my head off! 301 00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:58,207 Fahad! 302 00:19:58,339 --> 00:20:03,112 Fahad! Where are you? Fahad! There was another bag like this, 303 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,113 did you see it? 304 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,448 What? 305 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,781 There was another bag like this, did you see it? 306 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,286 I only remember bringing one. 307 00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:19,161 Fahad, where is that bag? 308 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:21,130 Fahad that bag had a lot of money in it. 309 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,566 The money your brothers were going to use to secure that deal 310 00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:26,234 they had in place. The deal that would have saved our 311 00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,471 country and bought us time out here! 312 00:20:30,637 --> 00:20:33,740 What's going on there? Why am I looking at the sky? 313 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,643 Your majesty, it's so good to see you again. 314 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,513 You promised me quick returns on my energy investment deal. 315 00:20:38,645 --> 00:20:41,349 Why is hip new energy calling me about the money? 316 00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,552 Uh, your majesty it's very early morning out here and people in 317 00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:46,188 LA go hiking. 318 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:50,459 All you had to do was hand them the money and sign the papers! 319 00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,897 You hung up on the king? 320 00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:00,102 You hung up on the King? 321 00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:02,971 You hung up on- You Hung up on the King! 322 00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:05,607 Relax Khalid. Everything will be fine. We're going to do the 323 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,844 investment and I will be a movie star. Someone will find the 324 00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:12,646 money and bring it back. I am sure about that. 325 00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:31,534 A suitcase, let's see if there's some dirty panties. 326 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,338 The actor driver! 327 00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:06,800 This is it? 328 00:22:06,935 --> 00:22:09,904 Yes this is the acting school. 329 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:17,212 Your headshot needs to say everything about you in one 330 00:22:17,346 --> 00:22:22,750 quick glance. It needs to say you're young but old at the same 331 00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:27,755 time. You're elegant, yet you're mean. 332 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,059 You're mean, yet educated. 333 00:22:31,192 --> 00:22:34,096 Sneaky, but educated. 334 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,132 But mentally ill! Very important! 335 00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:41,069 Wait outside, wait outside! 336 00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:46,642 Excuse me. 337 00:22:46,976 --> 00:22:48,711 My client wants to take your class but he 338 00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:50,246 does not like mirrors. 339 00:22:50,378 --> 00:22:54,383 Listen pal this is the world's greatest acting class 340 00:22:54,516 --> 00:22:57,952 taught by the world's greatest acting teacher. 341 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,022 You think you can just waltz... 342 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,294 Carry on! 343 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:06,461 You wait right here. 344 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:11,000 Headshots. Evan, your headshot? 345 00:23:13,701 --> 00:23:16,704 Mr. Evan actor driver sir did we happen to leave a bag of money 346 00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:18,007 in your car? 347 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:21,644 Uh I don't think so, no. I'm sorry. 348 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:23,878 Who is your agent? 349 00:23:24,012 --> 00:23:27,115 Oh, you mean FBI agent? I don't think so. 350 00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:28,483 How'd you find him? 351 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,118 Oh, my father hired him. 352 00:23:30,251 --> 00:23:31,252 Who's your friend? 353 00:23:31,386 --> 00:23:33,454 Oh I'll introduce you, come on. 354 00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:35,723 Hey! I'm Steph. 355 00:23:35,856 --> 00:23:36,924 Hi, nice to meet you. 356 00:23:37,058 --> 00:23:38,460 Nice to meet you too. 357 00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:41,930 Wow. Wow. Woo. 358 00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:45,833 Hi, my name is Darwin. You can call me 359 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:49,738 D-R-O-O-N-S-N-Y-O 360 00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:52,141 Okay, Hi Darwin. 361 00:23:52,273 --> 00:23:55,144 Okay party people back to the headshots! 362 00:23:55,277 --> 00:23:56,744 Come Fahad we must go! 363 00:23:56,878 --> 00:23:58,681 Darwin! Call me Darwin! 364 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,148 Darwin we must go find the money! 365 00:24:00,281 --> 00:24:01,683 I'm not going anywhere, you can go. 366 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:05,453 You did pay for it. I'm gonna take this class. Just go. 367 00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:08,589 Did you bring a headshot? 368 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:09,892 What does that mean? 369 00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:11,693 A headshot. A picture of yourself 370 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,461 Oh, no. 371 00:24:26,307 --> 00:24:29,377 So remember keep working on your scenes privately 372 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:34,215 with your partners an as a special bonus I have a casting 373 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,585 director from a major major 374 00:24:36,719 --> 00:24:39,387 major studio coming to see your final presentations. 375 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:46,194 And one last thing. My new all organic vegan 376 00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:48,797 gluten free diet has become very expensive, so effective 377 00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:54,169 immediately the prices for these classes has gone up 60%. 378 00:24:55,002 --> 00:24:58,773 Beat it! Get out of here. 379 00:24:58,906 --> 00:25:03,545 And Evan this might be a good time to call daddy. 380 00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:09,218 And Fahad great work! I'm very impressed! 381 00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:10,818 Is Khalid coming back? 382 00:25:10,952 --> 00:25:11,819 I don't think so. 383 00:25:11,953 --> 00:25:13,622 Okay. 384 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,425 I've learned so much already today and scene! 385 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,494 Woohoo! I love it! 386 00:25:19,627 --> 00:25:22,230 Well Tommy is the greatest actor of all time 387 00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:23,898 as he constantly reminds us. 388 00:25:24,031 --> 00:25:25,701 We're doomed! 389 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,569 Oh, wow, this guys looks like he needs a drink. 390 00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:29,704 Yeah 391 00:25:29,837 --> 00:25:30,939 I agree with you. 392 00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,106 You guys wanna go to my place? 393 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,709 Yeah let's go. 394 00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:35,411 Cool. Follow me. 395 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,795 Barry! We have company! 396 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,663 Come on in. 397 00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:59,934 Oh. Hello hello! 398 00:26:00,067 --> 00:26:01,636 Ugh, Barry. 399 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,471 How are you? 400 00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:08,477 You look awfully familiar. Have we met? 401 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:09,778 Oh no no no. 402 00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:11,480 It's not who you think it is. No it's not her. 403 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,281 You're the chick from the VR machine! 404 00:26:13,414 --> 00:26:16,285 No, no, that's not her! Barry just let that one go. 405 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:17,886 Just be quiet. Rachel, Steph. 406 00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:19,954 Do you guys mind giving me a few minutes you guys can 407 00:26:20,087 --> 00:26:21,289 wait in my room. Thank you! 408 00:26:21,423 --> 00:26:22,758 Evan, I'm like 99.9 percent sure. 409 00:26:22,892 --> 00:26:24,492 It's not her. Let it go. 410 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,864 Jeez Evan. 411 00:26:31,432 --> 00:26:36,171 Oh my God. You think he likes himself? 412 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,409 He's so pretty. 413 00:26:41,877 --> 00:26:43,545 What is this? 414 00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:47,048 It's like VR. It's like a video game. 415 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,657 Dude you got her to move. 416 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,660 Yeah, she even talks. 417 00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:01,096 Are you the head that gives head? 418 00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,865 I certainly am. Would you like a blowjob now? 419 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:06,667 Yeah, so I solved all the complexities and just built her. 420 00:27:06,801 --> 00:27:07,669 What do you think? 421 00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:08,871 Spectacular. 422 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:10,605 Would you like a blowjob now? 423 00:27:10,739 --> 00:27:15,376 Yes, I want one. It's been two days without any romance. Wow! 424 00:27:15,777 --> 00:27:18,346 I think she's my soulmate. I'm in love! 425 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,681 Come on man. Don't be stupid. 426 00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,784 You can't fall in love with a robot. 427 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:30,424 Oh, Evan I'm so glad you're here. 428 00:27:30,558 --> 00:27:32,493 Oh my God! 429 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,430 I'm so horny. 430 00:27:35,564 --> 00:27:37,532 What? 431 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:42,237 Oh my. Oh my. Oh my god. 432 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,373 How much will you need for full body prototypes? 433 00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,541 Oh, I'll take over from here. No, I got this. I got this. 434 00:27:46,674 --> 00:27:50,578 Um as the spokesperson for, uh, Evan Advanced 435 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:54,383 Robotics Corporation. We'll need a minimum investment of ten 436 00:27:54,516 --> 00:27:58,686 million dollars for a single prototype and a retainer fee for 437 00:27:58,819 --> 00:28:00,087 further production. 438 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,589 I have an idea. I'm going to call the king. 439 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:02,391 Deal! 440 00:28:02,523 --> 00:28:03,926 Beautiful. Thank you! 441 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:05,059 What is this? 442 00:28:05,192 --> 00:28:06,394 No, Rachel, take that off! 443 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:09,631 Hey turn it off, turn it off! Is it off? 444 00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:14,002 It's for acting class I'm a method actor. 445 00:28:14,135 --> 00:28:15,671 What? 446 00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:18,839 It's not real. Just go back to my room. Back to my room. 447 00:28:18,974 --> 00:28:21,076 I knew it was her! 448 00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,980 Can you believe they made me park my boat on the 449 00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:29,885 other side of the port? I had to walk 30 meters to my golf cart. 450 00:28:30,652 --> 00:28:33,188 Tell me about it, my son just spent a fortune on 451 00:28:33,322 --> 00:28:37,692 sex robots. Can you believe that? Sex robots. 452 00:28:37,826 --> 00:28:39,161 Sex robots? 453 00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:40,862 I am truly embarrassed. 454 00:28:40,997 --> 00:28:43,967 I have been very interested in artificial intelligence for some 455 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,802 time now. The implications. 456 00:28:48,971 --> 00:28:51,373 They are sending me a prototype. 457 00:28:53,808 --> 00:28:58,579 Can you tell your son to send two. Twenty! 458 00:29:05,653 --> 00:29:07,556 Khalid had found a way to save 459 00:29:07,689 --> 00:29:10,893 his ass from losing that briefcase. 460 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:16,798 Well, well wow. Wow! 461 00:29:16,932 --> 00:29:19,334 Barry! Barry! 462 00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:20,801 What are you working on buddy? 463 00:29:20,936 --> 00:29:25,339 Just this new prototype. Hi everyone. 464 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,342 This place is... 465 00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:29,011 Where stars are born! 466 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,855 Everything's okay! 467 00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:42,490 This is very unprofessional in my opinion. 468 00:29:42,624 --> 00:29:46,662 Don't use the jacket. We paid good money for that! 469 00:29:46,962 --> 00:29:49,197 Khalid, should we run? 470 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:50,699 You run. I stay. 471 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:54,201 I'm running. 472 00:30:48,656 --> 00:30:52,259 Welcome to Evanbots! This is the assembly room where every part 473 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,197 is hand assembled. 474 00:30:54,362 --> 00:30:57,833 First here at our nail painting station is my buddy Barry. 475 00:30:57,967 --> 00:31:01,702 After assembly every part then moves on to 476 00:31:01,836 --> 00:31:05,974 rigorous testing for movement. This here is my buddy Dale, 477 00:31:06,108 --> 00:31:10,078 our handshake specialist manning the hand job. 478 00:31:10,212 --> 00:31:13,115 Thank you sir. Up next 479 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:16,518 we go to our breast augmentation station. We have over 1500 480 00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:21,156 different types of boobs for your choosing. How are you sir? 481 00:31:21,288 --> 00:31:22,924 You're doing great pal. 482 00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:25,460 Now I'd like for you to follow me to quality control. 483 00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,528 Come this way. 484 00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:28,797 This is a private testing area. 485 00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:32,467 I've got 10 more of these to test today! 486 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,369 You get the idea. Quality control. 487 00:31:35,503 --> 00:31:39,775 At Evanbots, we love you and our robots do too. 488 00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:43,145 Here at Evanbots even you can get laid. 489 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:46,615 At Evanbots satisfaction guaranteed. 490 00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:49,085 The customer comes first. 491 00:31:49,218 --> 00:31:54,156 Women aren't robots. They're not sex toys. 492 00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,490 They're thinking, feeling people. 493 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,826 Don't you see the damage this does to people? 494 00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,061 They are just dolls. 495 00:32:00,195 --> 00:32:02,497 With perfect bodies, willing to do anything 496 00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:05,201 they're programmed by a man to do. 497 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,402 I see what you're saying. 498 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,105 Do you? 499 00:32:09,238 --> 00:32:12,909 Barry how smart is the artificial intelligence 500 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,643 of these robot women. 501 00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:17,279 Pretty smart, I programmed them so they learn at 502 00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:21,650 a high level. The idea is they evolve and the sexual experience 503 00:32:21,782 --> 00:32:23,652 are new and more satisfying every time. 504 00:32:23,785 --> 00:32:27,422 Wow, that's amazing! High five. 505 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:30,592 Alright see you. Wow. 506 00:32:32,228 --> 00:32:33,095 Sex sound. 507 00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:39,867 Fahad waited like a creep until everyone left 508 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,336 the factory that night. 509 00:32:41,469 --> 00:32:46,540 Well, well, well. Woo! Wow. I love that. 510 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:48,911 WOO! Hoo, Hoo. Bark, Bark! 511 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,546 Time to put the final ingredient together. 512 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,548 Ladies and gentlemen. 513 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:57,652 Haha there are no gentlemen. Ladies, 514 00:32:57,786 --> 00:33:01,022 You are going to my home the kingdom of Allur. 515 00:33:01,156 --> 00:33:05,260 You might be aware of our tradition of zuku zuku. Zuku 516 00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:10,598 zuku is more than love. Zuku zuku is more than romance. 517 00:33:10,932 --> 00:33:13,667 Zuku zuku is more than sex. 518 00:33:13,835 --> 00:33:17,538 1,000 orgasms working as one. 519 00:33:17,906 --> 00:33:19,174 Zuku Zuku! 520 00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:20,910 Zuku Zuku! 521 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,211 Wow, Zuku Zuku. 522 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:24,412 Zuku Zuku! 523 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:26,883 Lets do it! 524 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,791 Wow, Wow. Woo Hoo, hoo! 525 00:34:25,572 --> 00:34:27,108 Good evening. I'm Talia Kaplan. 526 00:34:27,242 --> 00:34:29,244 Joining us tonight is Evan Kleinman, the 527 00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:33,014 CEO of Evan Advanced Robotics corporation, which is now 528 00:34:33,148 --> 00:34:36,217 bringing the tiny kingdom of Allur back from bankruptcy. 529 00:34:36,351 --> 00:34:40,588 Thank you very much for joining us. So why sex robots and why 530 00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,123 only the kingdom of Allur? 531 00:34:42,257 --> 00:34:43,525 Okay, First, things first. 532 00:34:43,657 --> 00:34:45,393 Is my Instagram handle down there? 533 00:34:45,527 --> 00:34:46,929 Yeah, it is? 534 00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:51,032 I'm sorry, what was your question? Right. Sex robots. 535 00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:53,867 Of course. Um, yeah sex robots. It 536 00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:56,271 was an idea that I've had brewing in the back of my head 537 00:34:56,405 --> 00:35:00,943 for, gosh, quite some time and it's a concept I've come back 538 00:35:01,077 --> 00:35:05,347 to over and over again. You know something I really believed in. 539 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,184 You build all your robots right here in Los Angeles yet you ship 540 00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:12,820 every single one to the kingdom of Allur. Why? 541 00:35:12,954 --> 00:35:14,521 Well you know I thought it would be a 542 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:17,659 good place to start. I saw their country really struggling and 543 00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:20,829 this was an opportunity to get them back on track. 544 00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:23,231 You know at Evanbots we're all about giving back. 545 00:35:23,365 --> 00:35:25,833 Alright, well when do you plan to expand and when will you 546 00:35:25,967 --> 00:35:28,570 start selling these robots right here in the United States. 547 00:35:28,702 --> 00:35:29,704 Soon, very soon. 548 00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,672 The contracts are in place and 549 00:35:31,806 --> 00:35:34,576 soon we will have worldwide distribution. 550 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,277 Alright, well that's all the 551 00:35:36,411 --> 00:35:38,746 time we have for tonight thank you very much Evan Kleinman. 552 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,250 Hold on, is my Instagram handle down there? Yeah? 553 00:35:41,384 --> 00:35:43,119 Can you confirm, is it there? 554 00:35:43,251 --> 00:35:44,853 Alright, well everybody have a good 555 00:35:44,987 --> 00:35:47,956 night. Thank you so much for joining us. 556 00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:52,559 Wow, I love that. 557 00:35:55,965 --> 00:35:59,367 Yo that was awesome! Did you guys see me! My followers 558 00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:01,036 are going through the roof. 559 00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:02,938 Barry we gotta start production on 560 00:36:03,072 --> 00:36:04,838 these beautiful babies immediately. 561 00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:07,876 You completely left me out. You gave me no credit at all. 562 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:11,179 Dude, I didn't wanna complicate things, okay? 563 00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:13,215 We know you're the real deal. Let the people think what they 564 00:36:13,349 --> 00:36:16,318 want. We're gonna need 10,000 of these by the end of the month. 565 00:36:16,452 --> 00:36:17,420 Can you make that happen? 566 00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,420 Wait, wait, 10,000? 567 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:19,454 Yes. 568 00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:20,855 Allur already has enough. 569 00:36:21,956 --> 00:36:23,224 You weren't serious about what you said on the TV 570 00:36:23,358 --> 00:36:24,826 show right? We're not expanding to America. 571 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,362 If we bring the robots here then what makes 572 00:36:26,494 --> 00:36:28,164 Allur so special, what brings in the tourists? 573 00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:30,632 Look you didn't think we could limit this to just one 574 00:36:30,764 --> 00:36:32,300 dinky little country did you? 575 00:36:32,434 --> 00:36:35,036 If we don't make and sell these here somebody else will. 576 00:36:35,170 --> 00:36:39,942 Believe me, and what good does that do Allur? Right? 577 00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:44,179 Okay, I saved your kingdom dude. You're welcome. 578 00:36:44,313 --> 00:36:45,246 Thank you. 579 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,614 Just trust me. 580 00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:53,788 I often ask myself: is technology enough? 581 00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:56,125 If it isn't human... 582 00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:59,394 If it doesn't touch you... 583 00:36:59,527 --> 00:37:01,829 If it doesn't feel you up... 584 00:37:01,963 --> 00:37:06,601 and down, then what is technology? 585 00:37:06,733 --> 00:37:08,702 But one more gizmo 586 00:37:08,836 --> 00:37:13,242 on the road to a cold hard gizmo-ocracy. 587 00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,610 Let me put it this way. 588 00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:20,349 Sexual satisfaction. What is it? 589 00:37:21,317 --> 00:37:24,954 Can you touch it? Can you hold it? 590 00:37:25,086 --> 00:37:29,657 You sure as hell can! Ladies and gentleman introducing the 591 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,262 Evanbots for the American marketplace! 592 00:37:41,436 --> 00:37:43,972 And just like that the robots 593 00:37:44,106 --> 00:37:48,309 were sweeping horny Americans all over the country. 594 00:37:48,443 --> 00:37:51,846 Yo I hear those robots perform that zuku zuku shit man. 595 00:37:51,981 --> 00:37:55,317 This is what we needed in America. 596 00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:24,445 Cheers to Evanbots and me finally moving out of Barry's 597 00:38:24,579 --> 00:38:25,880 crappy apartment. 598 00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,217 Hey! Why would you say that? 599 00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:30,452 I'm Evan! 600 00:38:30,585 --> 00:38:32,288 Oh. 601 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:33,521 What's your name? 602 00:38:33,655 --> 00:38:35,623 I don't know. 603 00:38:35,757 --> 00:38:37,159 You don't know your own name? 604 00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:40,563 No, I don't know if I want to tell you my name. 605 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:43,431 Oh, well maybe you do. I'm Evan 606 00:38:43,565 --> 00:38:47,235 of Evanbots and we're kind of a hot company right now. 607 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:50,405 Well, what do you do, or make, or whatever? 608 00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,307 We make sex robots! 609 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,344 Ew. 610 00:38:58,646 --> 00:39:01,217 What did you tell her? 611 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:03,251 I don't know. 612 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:07,523 Anyway, Steph you want to run lines with me tomorrow? 613 00:39:07,655 --> 00:39:09,391 Sorry, I got a protest to 614 00:39:09,525 --> 00:39:12,327 attend outside your factory tomorrow. 615 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,329 Steph, come on. 616 00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:17,333 Okay, Wednesday! 617 00:39:18,534 --> 00:39:22,905 Oh, hey! Got here quicker than I expected. 618 00:39:25,206 --> 00:39:28,809 Guys this is my cousin Vanessa. Here have a seat. 619 00:39:29,478 --> 00:39:31,480 This is Evan. 620 00:39:33,215 --> 00:39:34,617 Well I have to go. I have some 621 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,286 coding to get through before I call it a night. 622 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,887 Okay good night. Oh, I gotta go to 623 00:39:40,021 --> 00:39:42,757 I'll see you guys. Good night. 624 00:39:54,969 --> 00:39:57,505 What's your name? 625 00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:58,641 Vanessa. 626 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,041 What is it? 627 00:40:00,175 --> 00:40:01,710 Vanessa. 628 00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,978 Oh. 629 00:40:04,913 --> 00:40:09,585 Although he was now rich, Evan was still a bitch. 630 00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:12,387 We are better than this as a society. 631 00:40:14,255 --> 00:40:16,324 When men and women aren't equal this 632 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:20,561 kind of grotesque objectification will not stand! 633 00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:27,135 We aren't against sex. We aren't against sexuality but we insist 634 00:40:27,268 --> 00:40:29,070 on two consenting adults to 635 00:40:29,204 --> 00:40:32,907 equal consent. Don't go! Shit! 636 00:40:36,277 --> 00:40:39,315 Wow, Steph, Steph. Steph. 637 00:40:39,447 --> 00:40:42,684 Again where are all the protestors? 638 00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:44,219 It's not that funny. 639 00:40:44,353 --> 00:40:46,954 We are providing maximum pleasures to people who have 640 00:40:47,088 --> 00:40:49,023 difficulty finding pleasure. 641 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:52,695 It's for poor man who is suffering from anxiety and 642 00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:55,264 doesn't have confidence and good looks. 643 00:40:55,396 --> 00:40:56,532 What? 644 00:40:56,664 --> 00:40:58,367 It's for man who want to have sex with women! 645 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,869 And by the way no one has good looks like me. 646 00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,706 It's a blessing from God! 647 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,375 Hey Fahad! 648 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:10,045 I got to go and good luck with the protestors! 649 00:41:12,981 --> 00:41:15,751 Things were going great for Evanbots. 650 00:41:15,884 --> 00:41:17,452 They got a Jew and an Asian guy 651 00:41:17,585 --> 00:41:20,188 with a gray wig to give them additional funding for 652 00:41:20,322 --> 00:41:22,257 mass production across the world. 653 00:41:41,744 --> 00:41:44,380 Barry look at the ratio here. It's a bar 654 00:41:44,512 --> 00:41:48,550 full of women. How is it possible, you're alone again? 655 00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:53,422 Look, do you plan on being a virgin for the rest of your 656 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:56,358 life? 657 00:41:56,992 --> 00:41:59,360 God. 658 00:41:59,494 --> 00:42:04,132 You know you have really nice eyes. 659 00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:07,235 Nice eyes? That's all? 660 00:42:07,369 --> 00:42:11,639 Oh, and the bags underneath them. 661 00:42:11,773 --> 00:42:13,242 Oh. 662 00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:16,077 I'm sorry I'm just not used to being around somebody 663 00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:18,179 so beautiful. 664 00:42:18,313 --> 00:42:19,681 You know. You're a lot more 665 00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:22,016 charming than you give yourself credit for. 666 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:24,318 Evan, I'm so glad you made it. 667 00:42:24,452 --> 00:42:25,153 Hey! 668 00:42:25,286 --> 00:42:26,221 Isn't this place awesome? 669 00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:28,556 Yeah, yeah it's incredible. 670 00:42:28,690 --> 00:42:30,291 I'm Rachel, who are you? 671 00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:32,693 Vanessa. 672 00:42:32,927 --> 00:42:34,596 You lucky girl. Evan must have 673 00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:36,798 shown you his VR toy in his bedroom. 674 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,701 Oh no, no, no, no. That's just... 675 00:42:39,835 --> 00:42:43,271 Yeah, uh anyway, good seeing you and sorry for 676 00:42:43,405 --> 00:42:46,275 interrupting, but a bunch of us are going golfing tomorrow with 677 00:42:46,407 --> 00:42:47,809 the real stars of Instagram and 678 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:50,612 since you're way over 500k, would you want to come? 679 00:42:50,746 --> 00:42:53,014 Yes! That would be awesome. 680 00:42:53,148 --> 00:42:54,615 Vanessa will join me. 681 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,353 Yeah. Yeah. 682 00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,891 Yo bro. I love your robots! 683 00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,259 Thank you! 684 00:43:04,393 --> 00:43:05,793 Dude, four hours last night with one. 685 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:08,163 We aim to please. It's in our mission statement. 686 00:43:08,297 --> 00:43:09,465 Do you follow me on Instagram? 687 00:43:09,597 --> 00:43:11,032 Of course I follow you on Instagram. 688 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,701 Wait for the updates on the future bots. 689 00:43:12,835 --> 00:43:14,802 It's gonna blow your mind. 690 00:43:14,938 --> 00:43:16,505 Dude I love your selfies! 691 00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:17,706 Thank you. 692 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,173 Evan Kleinman! 693 00:43:19,307 --> 00:43:21,175 Show him the present. 694 00:43:22,777 --> 00:43:25,646 Um, we baked you a special cupcake. 695 00:43:27,148 --> 00:43:31,219 Um, thank you? 696 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,322 Yeah, thanks. 697 00:43:33,454 --> 00:43:36,525 You're welcome bro. Let's get out of here. 698 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,126 See you guys. 699 00:43:40,461 --> 00:43:42,264 Do you want to get out of here? 700 00:43:42,396 --> 00:43:44,032 Yes. 701 00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:12,226 That special cupcake had LSD, 702 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,565 CBD, Propecia and Viagra in it. 703 00:44:40,521 --> 00:44:42,391 Hey Virgin. 704 00:44:43,157 --> 00:44:44,927 What? 705 00:44:45,059 --> 00:44:50,132 Virgin! Virgin! Virgin! 706 00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:54,603 Virgin Virgin Virgin! 707 00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:56,804 I said stop it! 708 00:45:13,922 --> 00:45:15,757 Hey Mate, you got a light? 709 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,561 Hey mister, I don't bite. 710 00:45:29,972 --> 00:45:31,974 Mate you alright? 711 00:45:32,106 --> 00:45:34,175 You don't bite? 712 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,451 Looks like you need a little BP. Barry Penis. 713 00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,318 Say hello to little Barry. 714 00:45:48,456 --> 00:45:50,391 Come to the Barry. 715 00:46:03,271 --> 00:46:04,739 This is unacceptable. 716 00:46:04,873 --> 00:46:08,476 My client is clearly guilty! I mean innocent! 717 00:46:08,610 --> 00:46:10,478 You need to resign immediately otherwise the 718 00:46:10,612 --> 00:46:12,179 entire company will be in jeopardy. 719 00:46:12,313 --> 00:46:14,615 I didn't know what was going on, I don't remember any of this. 720 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:17,887 It's all over Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat. 721 00:46:18,021 --> 00:46:19,286 I mean even Twitter. 722 00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:21,222 Someone's out to get me. Evan just tell the media 723 00:46:21,356 --> 00:46:22,925 someone's out to get me. 724 00:46:23,059 --> 00:46:24,659 Well I'm afraid that's not going to cut it. 725 00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:28,898 Khalid, tell them this isn't me. Tell them! 726 00:46:29,231 --> 00:46:31,233 It looks like you. 727 00:46:31,365 --> 00:46:32,300 Fahad? 728 00:46:32,434 --> 00:46:34,202 Not you, definitely not you. 729 00:46:34,335 --> 00:46:36,204 Evan will vouch for me, won't you Evan? 730 00:46:36,338 --> 00:46:38,706 You sexually assaulted a paparazzo, bro! 731 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,043 I created this! 732 00:46:41,777 --> 00:46:44,346 Look, we got a golf game to get to. 733 00:46:44,478 --> 00:46:48,849 Get rid of him. Do it quick. Nothing personal, Barry. 734 00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:53,221 That's not cool! 735 00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,824 Don't touch me! 736 00:47:20,681 --> 00:47:24,552 Freeze! Darwin here. 737 00:47:26,688 --> 00:47:29,690 Oh, will you marry me Maria? 738 00:47:29,824 --> 00:47:32,994 My name isn't Maria, but yes. 739 00:47:33,128 --> 00:47:34,563 Yes. 740 00:47:40,568 --> 00:47:45,773 And last but not least, Steph and Evan. 741 00:47:57,518 --> 00:47:59,454 You had your chance Jonathan. 742 00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:01,789 I've moved on. 743 00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:07,929 One last time Elizabeth, that's all I ask. Do the snake 744 00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:11,465 dance for me and I'll leave you alone forever. 745 00:48:14,170 --> 00:48:18,373 One last time. 746 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,362 Wow, Bravo! Bravo! 747 00:48:41,862 --> 00:48:45,432 Okay, apparently Evan decided to 748 00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:49,137 take the knee on tonight's performance. 749 00:48:49,271 --> 00:48:51,106 But one more question before we conclude our 750 00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:55,409 evening of horrible theatre. How many people here noticed 751 00:48:55,543 --> 00:48:58,512 that I've lost weight? 752 00:49:04,786 --> 00:49:08,023 How could he do this to me? 753 00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:10,927 Steph, the scene is over. 754 00:49:11,059 --> 00:49:13,594 And remember, you have an opportunity 755 00:49:13,728 --> 00:49:17,132 to get back at him on national TV tomorrow. 756 00:49:17,266 --> 00:49:19,367 Oh shit, the debate is tomorrow. 757 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:20,735 Yes! 758 00:49:20,869 --> 00:49:21,735 Screw it. 759 00:49:21,869 --> 00:49:22,536 What? 760 00:49:22,670 --> 00:49:23,538 I want to get drunk. 761 00:49:23,672 --> 00:49:26,074 Oh. Oh, no no. 762 00:49:32,081 --> 00:49:35,217 You're kinda cute, you know that? 763 00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,085 Yes I know that. 764 00:49:37,219 --> 00:49:39,088 You do? 765 00:49:39,222 --> 00:49:41,090 Of course I do. 766 00:49:42,724 --> 00:49:47,429 Do you maybe want to come back to my place? 767 00:49:47,561 --> 00:49:50,664 Steph, you have tremendous talent but 768 00:49:50,798 --> 00:49:52,034 Fahad needs to be with the 769 00:49:52,168 --> 00:49:56,005 prettiest girl in the world! I'm sorry. 770 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,043 You're talking about yourself in the third person now? 771 00:50:02,177 --> 00:50:03,811 It's the king. Fahad, we must go at once. 772 00:50:03,945 --> 00:50:06,349 Oh, the king, okay. Take revenge! 773 00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:11,286 Oh, okay the king. Cheerio, governor, pinkies up! Pip pip. 774 00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:17,626 Welcome to access Taliwood with my co-host Rick Rainbow. 775 00:50:17,791 --> 00:50:19,295 Hi! 776 00:50:19,427 --> 00:50:22,864 Today show is solely dedicated to talking about Evan Kleinman. 777 00:50:22,998 --> 00:50:26,434 That Evan Kleinman is so hot right now. 778 00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:29,972 Yeah and guys he is blowing up on social media. 779 00:50:30,106 --> 00:50:33,074 I just want to gobble him up. Yum yum yum yum. 780 00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:37,179 This is great news! Are you guys seeing this? This is incredible. 781 00:50:37,313 --> 00:50:38,746 Alright, I got to go. 782 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,317 Wait a minute. I want to talk to you about Steph. 783 00:50:41,449 --> 00:50:43,550 She's the only thing on my mind right now, okay? 784 00:50:43,684 --> 00:50:45,353 But you stood her up at the showcase. 785 00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:47,023 And she'll get over it. 786 00:50:47,155 --> 00:50:50,960 Oh really? You can really be a dick sometimes. Asshole! 787 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,195 So rude. 788 00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:55,130 You know what makes me the most mad? Is that at the 789 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,166 end of this I'm the stupid one because I thought I'd give him 790 00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,800 him a chance to actually come back and apologize 791 00:50:58,934 --> 00:51:00,702 and maybe try to talk things out, but no, I'm 792 00:51:00,835 --> 00:51:02,972 the stupid one. He's late to his own stupid show that 793 00:51:03,105 --> 00:51:03,804 I agreed to be on. 794 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:04,974 He's coming. 795 00:51:05,106 --> 00:51:06,976 Unbelievable. 796 00:51:07,108 --> 00:51:08,010 Hey! 797 00:51:08,143 --> 00:51:09,978 Hey? Where were you yesterday? 798 00:51:10,112 --> 00:51:11,246 Look, Steph. 799 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:13,382 You know how important that showcase was to me. 800 00:51:13,514 --> 00:51:16,184 I know and I'm sorry. Okay? 801 00:51:16,318 --> 00:51:18,652 Look I have a million other things that are 802 00:51:18,786 --> 00:51:21,023 more important on my plate right now. 803 00:51:21,190 --> 00:51:23,125 Other things like your new friends? 804 00:51:23,259 --> 00:51:26,027 I was playing golf with the real stars of Instagram. Me! 805 00:51:26,161 --> 00:51:29,164 Think about that for a second. How incredible is that? 806 00:51:29,297 --> 00:51:30,632 Wow that's just... 807 00:51:30,764 --> 00:51:31,833 You're an asshole! 808 00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:33,802 And I fell asleep. I had a snooze. 809 00:51:33,936 --> 00:51:35,737 That's your excuse? Fatigue? 810 00:51:35,869 --> 00:51:38,074 Look the whole world doesn't revolve around 811 00:51:38,206 --> 00:51:40,742 you and your stupid little theatre scene. Okay? 812 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:42,411 And in case you haven't noticed. Wait! 813 00:51:42,543 --> 00:51:43,811 I don't even show up to that anymore! 814 00:51:43,945 --> 00:51:45,347 We used to be friends, remember? 815 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,614 Yeah, when I was nobody. 816 00:51:46,748 --> 00:51:48,483 Oh, you are somebody, alright! 817 00:51:48,615 --> 00:51:50,152 I have followers now! 818 00:51:50,286 --> 00:51:53,322 Yeah, you have herpes following you from your little girlfriend. 819 00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:57,826 Good evening and thank you for watching talking with Talia. 820 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,063 Joining us tonight is Evan Kleinman the CEO of Evan 821 00:52:01,197 --> 00:52:04,432 Advanced Robotics Corporation and we also have Sarah 822 00:52:04,565 --> 00:52:06,534 Stein-Goldberg, the president of the 823 00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:09,871 feminist empowerment mission advanced level experience, aka 824 00:52:10,005 --> 00:52:13,108 female. Thank you both so very much for joining us. 825 00:52:13,242 --> 00:52:17,179 You, a man, don't have the right to say that your robot girl toys 826 00:52:17,313 --> 00:52:18,713 aren't sexist. 827 00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,849 We're providing entertainment. 828 00:52:20,983 --> 00:52:23,452 For men. And what kind of real man would prefer a 829 00:52:23,585 --> 00:52:25,987 doll to a living breathing woman? 830 00:52:26,121 --> 00:52:29,690 Me! That'd be awesome. 831 00:52:29,992 --> 00:52:33,094 There's one guy. You know you wouldn't believe 832 00:52:33,228 --> 00:52:36,530 how realistic the breathing in our products are. 833 00:52:36,664 --> 00:52:39,867 Ugh, aren't you afraid these plastic computers are going to 834 00:52:40,001 --> 00:52:42,405 get hacked, jeopardizing the lives of millions? 835 00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:45,739 No our servers are triple secure 836 00:52:45,873 --> 00:52:49,077 and besides there's a kill switch. 837 00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:50,378 A kill switch? 838 00:52:50,512 --> 00:52:51,646 That's right, with one click of a button we can 839 00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,148 shut them all down. 840 00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:57,318 So if your hotbots aren't sexist, why do you only 841 00:52:57,452 --> 00:52:59,221 manufacture female robots, huh? 842 00:52:59,355 --> 00:53:02,057 Why not make male robots for the females to enjoy? 843 00:53:02,190 --> 00:53:05,894 You're right, you're right! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 844 00:53:06,027 --> 00:53:07,896 We will immediately begin development on 845 00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:09,731 male bots for the market. 846 00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:12,599 Follow me on Instagram at Evan the CEO 847 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,969 for updates on male bots! 848 00:53:15,103 --> 00:53:17,907 Ah, I'll definitely be trying one of those! Well that's all 849 00:53:18,039 --> 00:53:20,342 the time we have for tonight folks. Thank you for watching 850 00:53:20,476 --> 00:53:21,608 and have a good night. 851 00:53:21,742 --> 00:53:22,911 Thank you Steph! 852 00:53:23,045 --> 00:53:24,280 Why did you say that? 853 00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:26,916 We never discussed making male robots and 854 00:53:27,048 --> 00:53:28,918 that's the sort of thing you need to take to the- 855 00:53:29,050 --> 00:53:33,088 Shut up! Alright you work for me! Look, I was challenged 856 00:53:33,222 --> 00:53:36,925 and I took up that challenge. My followers demand it. 857 00:53:37,059 --> 00:53:38,327 This is way too complicated. 858 00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:40,128 The job description said all we'd have to do 859 00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:42,864 is have sex with robots. 860 00:53:42,998 --> 00:53:46,135 You know, Barry never really told us what he was up to. 861 00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:49,237 He didn't exactly share. 862 00:53:49,405 --> 00:53:51,806 What the hell am I paying you guys for? 863 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,643 Maybe it is in our best interest in bringing Barry back. 864 00:53:56,077 --> 00:54:00,115 I agree. One hundred percent. 865 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:05,353 That Evan Kleinman is so hot right now! 866 00:54:05,487 --> 00:54:09,157 Yeah, and guys he is blowing up on social media. 867 00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:13,195 I just want to gobble him up. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 868 00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:25,206 Hello? 869 00:54:28,978 --> 00:54:32,181 No, I'd love to come back. 870 00:54:50,498 --> 00:54:52,534 This or this? 871 00:54:52,666 --> 00:54:55,170 Do you think he's going to come? 872 00:54:55,637 --> 00:54:58,139 I don't know. We'll see. 873 00:55:12,153 --> 00:55:14,088 Thanks for coming man, I appreciate it. 874 00:55:14,222 --> 00:55:16,090 No Problem. 875 00:55:16,224 --> 00:55:20,028 I bet you're still mad at me, huh? 876 00:55:20,161 --> 00:55:24,400 I understand. It wasn't personal. 877 00:55:24,731 --> 00:55:28,170 Exactly, it wasn't. So let's get back to work man! 878 00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,239 You got a company to build. Let's go. 879 00:55:30,371 --> 00:55:32,307 Let's! 880 00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:41,951 Yeah. 881 00:55:49,391 --> 00:55:51,059 I have never felt 882 00:55:51,193 --> 00:55:54,563 so uncomfortable making a bot before. 883 00:55:54,697 --> 00:55:58,099 Especially the genitals. 884 00:55:58,733 --> 00:56:01,135 Would you like a massage? 885 00:56:11,413 --> 00:56:14,748 This is what we needed in America! 886 00:56:21,389 --> 00:56:22,925 That's what I'm saying. 887 00:56:23,057 --> 00:56:24,893 All he does all day is pay attention to me. 888 00:56:25,027 --> 00:56:27,295 It's creeping me out! 889 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:28,896 Hello. 890 00:56:29,030 --> 00:56:31,300 I gotta go. 891 00:56:34,702 --> 00:56:35,836 What? 892 00:56:35,971 --> 00:56:38,306 Do you need a hug? 893 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,108 I do not. 894 00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:43,711 Do you want to tell me fascinating stories about the 895 00:56:43,844 --> 00:56:48,449 good times you've had with your female friends. I'm all ears. 896 00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:50,918 No I want you to ignore me. 897 00:56:51,052 --> 00:56:54,255 Go watch football on TV, away from me. 898 00:56:54,389 --> 00:56:57,126 But I'm designed to only look at you. 899 00:56:57,259 --> 00:56:59,628 I give you the night off! You are free to go. 900 00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:03,666 Go have fun with your friends, get drunk, come home late. 901 00:57:03,797 --> 00:57:06,034 Oh, you want to have sex? 902 00:57:06,168 --> 00:57:08,269 No. Oh my god. Where's the box. 903 00:57:08,403 --> 00:57:11,373 I'm sending you back. I need my money back. 904 00:57:11,507 --> 00:57:14,876 80 percent of the man bots are being returned! I need a real 905 00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:18,681 man! That's what she says, I need a real man. 906 00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:20,148 Don't they work right? 907 00:57:20,282 --> 00:57:21,884 I've heard the sex is fantastic. 908 00:57:22,016 --> 00:57:23,351 They work fine! 909 00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:25,954 The sex is fine! It's not a technical issue. 910 00:57:26,088 --> 00:57:27,489 It's their attitude. 911 00:57:33,161 --> 00:57:37,166 Okay, I get it. I get it! The man bots were a bust. 912 00:57:37,298 --> 00:57:39,168 You know, Steph knew this would happen. 913 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:40,501 She tricked me into this. 914 00:57:40,635 --> 00:57:43,371 Hey! Don't blame this on Steph, okay? 915 00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:44,972 Right, We gotta go. 916 00:57:45,106 --> 00:57:46,742 Where are you going? 917 00:57:46,873 --> 00:57:50,778 The big show. Couple of the year. Homosapian magazine! 918 00:57:52,581 --> 00:57:55,983 Homo... Sapians. 919 00:57:56,117 --> 00:57:58,186 You'll all be watching. I hope. 920 00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,954 Okay good luck. 921 00:58:00,088 --> 00:58:04,025 Oh, Barry, what are you doing? 922 00:58:04,326 --> 00:58:06,661 Figuring out how to be able to remotely access 923 00:58:06,795 --> 00:58:09,697 neuro-structures of mammals to be able to send customized 924 00:58:09,831 --> 00:58:11,733 signals spinally and ultimately 925 00:58:11,865 --> 00:58:13,902 modify the hypothalamus! 926 00:58:17,871 --> 00:58:19,742 Control their minds. 927 00:58:19,873 --> 00:58:21,009 Control their minds? 928 00:58:21,143 --> 00:58:22,344 Hhm, hmmm. 929 00:58:22,478 --> 00:58:25,514 Wow. Okay, I gotta go to meet Steph. 930 00:58:25,646 --> 00:58:28,083 I'll see you. 931 00:58:46,902 --> 00:58:47,936 Hello! 932 00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:48,936 Hey! 933 00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:50,438 Welcome, come on in. 934 00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,974 Wow. Cool place. 935 00:58:53,108 --> 00:58:55,510 Oh, thank you. Woo. 936 00:58:57,846 --> 00:58:59,947 Hey, I really enjoyed your script by the way. 937 00:59:00,081 --> 00:59:02,251 Oh, thank you, I owe it to myself. 938 00:59:02,384 --> 00:59:04,152 By the way, Evan and Vanessa are on 939 00:59:04,286 --> 00:59:05,853 TV, we should probably watch them. 940 00:59:05,987 --> 00:59:07,155 Ugh, do we have to? 941 00:59:07,289 --> 00:59:09,925 Yes it's background noise. 942 00:59:10,057 --> 00:59:14,630 Fine, but the second he gets obnoxious we turn it off right? 943 00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:26,742 Oh, we're gonna miss it. 944 00:59:26,876 --> 00:59:30,144 Right, um, that way? 945 00:59:30,278 --> 00:59:31,480 The TV is this way. 946 00:59:31,612 --> 00:59:32,347 Cool. 947 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:35,150 Okay. I'll be back! 948 00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:43,659 Dang, swanky place. 949 00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:45,360 I wish my parents could get me something 950 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:50,498 like this. What's this? A big ass photo of you. 951 00:59:51,632 --> 00:59:53,735 Oh. 952 01:00:00,442 --> 01:00:03,512 Hey Steph, here is our scene. 953 01:00:06,215 --> 01:00:09,318 Oh. Ohhhh. 954 01:00:11,987 --> 01:00:14,556 Fahad, something wrong? 955 01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:18,693 Is this a mirror? 956 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,195 Fahad, are you okay? 957 01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:21,530 Is this a mirror? 958 01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:22,931 Uh, yeah? 959 01:00:23,065 --> 01:00:25,032 Is this my face? 960 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:26,668 You're joking right? 961 01:00:26,802 --> 01:00:27,936 Is this me? 962 01:00:28,070 --> 01:00:30,539 Uh, yeah? 963 01:00:30,672 --> 01:00:32,740 No! It's not me! 964 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:36,644 No. Is it a mirror? 965 01:00:36,777 --> 01:00:38,213 Are you okay? 966 01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:40,047 It's not me. No it cannot be. 967 01:00:40,181 --> 01:00:41,717 Are you like having a stroke or something? 968 01:00:41,849 --> 01:00:42,885 This me? 969 01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:44,219 Fahad, what is it? 970 01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:48,023 No! What did you do? 971 01:00:48,155 --> 01:00:49,557 That mirror was covered for a reason! 972 01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:51,559 What? I didn't know! 973 01:00:54,096 --> 01:00:56,231 Fahad, Fahad we have to talk. 974 01:00:56,364 --> 01:00:58,733 There is nothing you can say. 975 01:00:59,367 --> 01:01:02,371 I will never star in any action movies! 976 01:01:02,503 --> 01:01:07,010 Fahad, we need to talk. You have always looked this way. 977 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:10,177 No! My mom told me that my father told me that. Everyone 978 01:01:10,311 --> 01:01:12,713 told me do not look in mirror. 979 01:01:12,847 --> 01:01:17,385 Look at me now. I cannot believe this is my face. 980 01:01:17,518 --> 01:01:19,755 Fahad you have always looked this way. 981 01:01:19,889 --> 01:01:23,291 The mirror did not make you ugly. It's just a mirror. 982 01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:25,226 There is no curse. 983 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,030 No curse? This is me? Is this me? 984 01:01:28,163 --> 01:01:30,498 It's always been me? 985 01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:33,335 No, no, no! 986 01:01:33,467 --> 01:01:34,938 No, no Fahad. No, no, no! 987 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:38,139 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you from all my heart! 988 01:01:38,273 --> 01:01:39,407 Fahad? 989 01:01:39,541 --> 01:01:40,742 He looked in the mirror its not my fault! 990 01:01:40,876 --> 01:01:41,945 I swear it's not my fault! 991 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:43,778 You lied to me, why? 992 01:01:43,913 --> 01:01:48,416 You are beautiful on the inside. 993 01:01:48,550 --> 01:01:50,719 Fahad, we were trying to protect you. 994 01:01:50,851 --> 01:01:53,422 Your mother, she wanted you to be happy. 995 01:01:53,554 --> 01:01:57,025 By hiding me from my own image? Screw everything. Screw the 996 01:01:57,159 --> 01:01:59,760 Screw the company. Screw the kingdom. 997 01:01:59,896 --> 01:02:04,266 Do not ever call me again. Do not call me. 998 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,704 Never. Do not call me! 999 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,585 Come on Evan, pick up! 1000 01:02:23,719 --> 01:02:27,456 Evans phone here. Do you follow me on Instagram? 1001 01:02:27,588 --> 01:02:32,793 If you don't I will not call you back. At Evan the CEO. 1002 01:02:36,530 --> 01:02:40,635 Despite the companies failure with the manbots, Evan's stardom 1003 01:02:40,768 --> 01:02:45,139 and relationship with Vanessa rose to new levels of fame. 1004 01:02:45,273 --> 01:02:48,476 Good evening everyone! And thank you for watching goodnight with 1005 01:02:48,610 --> 01:02:53,016 Talia. We have a fantastic guest for you tonight, Evanessa! 1006 01:02:53,148 --> 01:02:54,483 Couple of the year, 1007 01:02:54,615 --> 01:02:57,887 welcome, welcome. Hi, nice to meet you. 1008 01:02:58,021 --> 01:03:01,489 Nice to see you again. Thank you for being here and folks 1009 01:03:01,623 --> 01:03:04,760 we are breaking every records rating for a Tuesday night in 1010 01:03:04,893 --> 01:03:08,030 July. Congratulations on being named couple of the year. 1011 01:03:08,163 --> 01:03:09,032 Thank you. 1012 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:10,900 Please have a seat. 1013 01:03:11,034 --> 01:03:12,867 So tell me Evan how did you guys first meet? 1014 01:03:13,001 --> 01:03:15,905 Well we actually met through her cousin, Barry. 1015 01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:20,307 Probably the strangest, funniest looking little guy I've ever 1016 01:03:20,442 --> 01:03:23,612 known and he's Vanessa's cousin and we were at 1017 01:03:23,744 --> 01:03:26,514 Throw rooftop lounge one night and she was there to meet 1018 01:03:26,648 --> 01:03:28,717 him and we've hit it off ever since. 1019 01:03:28,849 --> 01:03:30,786 Oh, how romantic. 1020 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,855 Well, your robots, they are so real why date a 1021 01:03:33,989 --> 01:03:35,389 real woman, no offense. 1022 01:03:35,523 --> 01:03:38,460 Well, yes our robots are perfect, 1023 01:03:38,592 --> 01:03:41,262 I mean perfection personified but, uh- 1024 01:03:42,065 --> 01:03:44,465 it's Vanessa's flaws that I'm in love with. 1025 01:03:44,599 --> 01:03:46,534 Ohhhh.... 1026 01:03:46,668 --> 01:03:48,836 Well, how does it feel to be so famous, so 1027 01:03:48,971 --> 01:03:53,240 beautiful, so successful, toast of the town. Couple of the year. 1028 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:55,077 It feels sensational Tamara. Just- 1029 01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:56,445 Talia. 1030 01:03:56,577 --> 01:03:59,014 Whatever, Tamara. It's sensational and it 1031 01:03:59,148 --> 01:04:01,550 feels really, really good. 1032 01:04:01,682 --> 01:04:04,219 Yeah and there's a lot of people I'd like to thank, uh, 1033 01:04:04,351 --> 01:04:07,222 starting with, um, 1034 01:04:07,355 --> 01:04:09,057 whatever, it doesn't matter I don't remember their names 1035 01:04:09,192 --> 01:04:14,596 anyways. But there is one thing I would like to add. 1036 01:04:15,396 --> 01:04:18,967 Vanessa, you would be the perfect addition- 1037 01:04:19,101 --> 01:04:20,902 to my portfolio. 1038 01:04:21,036 --> 01:04:24,773 Oh my goodness, it appears we have a proposal. 1039 01:04:24,907 --> 01:04:26,108 What do you say? 1040 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,610 Will you marry me? 1041 01:04:29,177 --> 01:04:30,579 Buenisimo. 1042 01:04:30,711 --> 01:04:32,114 Oh, you speak Spanish. 1043 01:04:32,246 --> 01:04:35,449 Suburashi. Zeh Tov Maod! 1044 01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:38,586 Marhabban Marhabban Marhabban. 1045 01:04:38,719 --> 01:04:42,023 Yes proceed to the route. In and Out burger. 1046 01:04:42,157 --> 01:04:43,291 Should we go to the sahara tent? 1047 01:04:43,425 --> 01:04:44,358 Vanessa, the whole world is watching. 1048 01:04:44,492 --> 01:04:45,393 What are you doing? 1049 01:04:45,527 --> 01:04:47,896 Pie equals 3.14159265359. 1050 01:04:48,030 --> 01:04:50,099 Baby, baby, baby... 1051 01:04:51,934 --> 01:04:53,936 Vanessa. Vanessa. 1052 01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:58,672 Oh, my goodness! Breaking news Vanessa is a robot! 1053 01:05:00,242 --> 01:05:03,277 No! No! 1054 01:05:03,411 --> 01:05:06,114 Evan, you're a cheat. You're a fraud. 1055 01:05:06,248 --> 01:05:08,150 No, no, no, no, no. Get that off! 1056 01:05:08,282 --> 01:05:10,219 You saw it here first guys. 1057 01:05:10,351 --> 01:05:12,820 No! Vanessa, hey! 1058 01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:15,056 Can you believe it? 1059 01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:18,393 She was a robot and he didn't even notice it. 1060 01:05:18,527 --> 01:05:21,862 What an idiot! 1061 01:05:24,132 --> 01:05:27,835 Ooh. Ooh. 1062 01:05:31,773 --> 01:05:36,844 Señorita? Uh, hello? Help! Help! 1063 01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,483 Hello, anyone? Help? 1064 01:05:48,456 --> 01:05:50,893 All around the world the robots were shutting 1065 01:05:51,027 --> 01:05:52,894 off, but who did it? 1066 01:05:53,028 --> 01:05:54,996 Even the few remaining male bots 1067 01:05:55,130 --> 01:05:57,599 were shutting down as well. 1068 01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:40,442 It doesn't sicken you to sit with someone so ugly? 1069 01:06:40,574 --> 01:06:42,710 You're not ugly. 1070 01:06:42,844 --> 01:06:46,715 Thank you, but you are wrong about that. 1071 01:06:47,949 --> 01:06:49,717 Looks aren't everything. Haven't you ever heard 1072 01:06:49,851 --> 01:06:51,585 don't judge a book by it's cover. 1073 01:06:51,719 --> 01:06:54,891 Writers say this, publishers know it's not true. 1074 01:06:55,023 --> 01:06:57,726 Well, your script has nothing to do with looks and 1075 01:06:57,858 --> 01:07:01,197 it's very good. Beautiful in fact. 1076 01:07:01,329 --> 01:07:05,101 What is this? Why you didn't tell me I was ugly? 1077 01:07:05,233 --> 01:07:08,336 Why? Why! What is this? 1078 01:07:08,469 --> 01:07:11,039 You didn't ask. 1079 01:07:14,210 --> 01:07:18,146 I was attracted to you because of your attitude anyway. 1080 01:07:20,081 --> 01:07:22,885 Confidence is hot. 1081 01:07:24,186 --> 01:07:28,422 Really? I like that. 1082 01:07:29,090 --> 01:07:30,858 I like this. 1083 01:07:31,893 --> 01:07:33,963 What is this? What is this? 1084 01:07:45,106 --> 01:07:47,742 Hey, Good morning. 1085 01:07:50,012 --> 01:07:51,380 Morning. 1086 01:07:51,512 --> 01:07:53,581 Son, did you sleep well? 1087 01:07:53,715 --> 01:07:56,184 Do you still fit into your bed? 1088 01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:58,420 Yeah. 1089 01:07:58,552 --> 01:08:02,224 Listen, you know we're very proud of you. 1090 01:08:03,590 --> 01:08:05,126 Don't be. 1091 01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:08,396 What are you talking about? You made so much money and you went 1092 01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:09,797 after what you wanted. 1093 01:08:09,931 --> 01:08:11,800 Yeah, I abandoned all my friends 1094 01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:16,404 to fall in love with a robot and now I'm left with nothing. 1095 01:08:16,537 --> 01:08:19,474 I know that this is what you don't want to be right now, 1096 01:08:19,606 --> 01:08:23,811 back home with your parents. What you had is what you wanted, 1097 01:08:23,945 --> 01:08:27,216 were you ever actually happy? 1098 01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:32,988 Yeah, I thought I was, you know. 1099 01:08:33,122 --> 01:08:35,957 But looking back at it, Vanessa, just 1100 01:08:36,091 --> 01:08:39,996 did whatever I wanted and agreed with everything I said. 1101 01:08:40,128 --> 01:08:42,697 And you know she never did fart. 1102 01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:45,734 Farting is not good for relationships. 1103 01:08:45,867 --> 01:08:47,403 Listen to me, 1104 01:08:47,534 --> 01:08:51,439 I know that you and I haven't seen eye to eye and I know I've 1105 01:08:51,573 --> 01:08:53,242 been very tough on you, but this 1106 01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:56,744 is the best advice I can give you right now. 1107 01:09:05,186 --> 01:09:06,488 Listen to me, 1108 01:09:06,621 --> 01:09:10,557 fame and success can give you a sense of false confidence. 1109 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:14,997 Here you have the fame. Here you have the success. 1110 01:09:15,131 --> 01:09:17,731 You have an opportunity here! 1111 01:09:17,865 --> 01:09:19,868 Which is what? 1112 01:09:20,336 --> 01:09:23,637 From everything bad something good comes out. 1113 01:09:23,771 --> 01:09:26,608 Use your notoriety for good things. 1114 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:29,345 Heal your inner wounds. 1115 01:09:29,478 --> 01:09:32,081 Amend your wrong doing. 1116 01:09:32,213 --> 01:09:35,885 And make it up to your friends by doing something good. 1117 01:09:36,018 --> 01:09:41,090 Isn't that all what the bots are about, helping lonely men? 1118 01:09:41,789 --> 01:09:45,994 I mean, Yeah I guess. In a way, sure. 1119 01:09:51,033 --> 01:09:54,436 Oh my God, I hate my life. 1120 01:10:05,779 --> 01:10:09,385 Ah! I can't feel the zuku zuku with you. 1121 01:10:09,518 --> 01:10:11,353 Excuse me, the what? 1122 01:10:11,487 --> 01:10:16,292 I would love to be alone, would you please just leave? 1123 01:10:17,126 --> 01:10:20,195 My pleasure. 1124 01:10:22,064 --> 01:10:24,300 I know you are a hot girl... 1125 01:10:26,268 --> 01:10:28,369 Sorry. 1126 01:10:29,371 --> 01:10:31,306 Hey! Fahad around? 1127 01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:32,707 Oh, that looks good. 1128 01:10:32,841 --> 01:10:35,676 I know. Just don't touch. 1129 01:10:35,978 --> 01:10:40,648 I'm so beautiful, woohoo! 1130 01:10:41,449 --> 01:10:42,817 So beautiful! 1131 01:10:42,952 --> 01:10:45,154 Someone's feeling better. 1132 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,355 Oh guys, I have news from Allur. 1133 01:10:47,489 --> 01:10:50,493 With the robots gone, tourism is back up a tad, but- 1134 01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:52,494 it's still a bad situation. 1135 01:10:52,694 --> 01:10:56,265 My movie could have saved Allur, but we don't have money. 1136 01:10:56,398 --> 01:10:58,333 No money. No honey. 1137 01:10:58,466 --> 01:10:59,701 No. 1138 01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:02,104 No? We didn't lose all that money? 1139 01:11:02,238 --> 01:11:04,974 Do you think I'm some kind of dummy? I cashed in our 1140 01:11:05,106 --> 01:11:07,708 investment after we made a killing on the American Launch. 1141 01:11:07,841 --> 01:11:10,712 Wow! Wow! Wow! So amazing! 1142 01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:13,047 Man you are so beautiful. 1143 01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:14,483 So are you. 1144 01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:17,319 So Khalid if you guys sold your stake in Evanbots like forever 1145 01:11:17,453 --> 01:11:19,587 ago, what were you guys still doing there? 1146 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,657 I liked having friends. 1147 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:25,426 Plus it was a way to keep Fahad away from mirrors. 1148 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:29,331 Yeah. I know who's going to be the star in my movie. 1149 01:11:29,465 --> 01:11:32,534 Well. You're going to have talk to my agent about that. 1150 01:11:32,699 --> 01:11:34,203 I thought you were my agent too. 1151 01:11:34,336 --> 01:11:36,404 I'm nobody's agent. 1152 01:11:39,806 --> 01:11:43,179 Bye Fahad! 1153 01:11:45,346 --> 01:11:46,381 Who's this? 1154 01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:50,319 She is no one. 1155 01:11:50,452 --> 01:11:51,886 Where are you going? 1156 01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:54,323 Hey come on Steph! 1157 01:11:55,224 --> 01:12:00,029 What did I do, what with all the girls. Oh my... 1158 01:12:01,497 --> 01:12:03,364 Oh, she brought this for me? 1159 01:12:03,498 --> 01:12:07,069 Uh huh, enjoy. 1160 01:12:07,368 --> 01:12:09,037 Wow, Steph! 1161 01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:11,706 You know just last week I was having a heart to 1162 01:12:11,838 --> 01:12:16,912 heart with my weed smoking construction working dad the 1163 01:12:17,046 --> 01:12:20,615 other day and it made me realize 1164 01:12:20,747 --> 01:12:25,819 that what I thought I wanted wasn't in fact true. 1165 01:12:25,954 --> 01:12:28,056 I was just seeking fame for all the wrong 1166 01:12:28,189 --> 01:12:32,927 reasons and I realized that I, me, myself. 1167 01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:34,930 Was enough and I didn't 1168 01:12:35,064 --> 01:12:38,266 need Instagram followers to feel 1169 01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:42,938 complete and um, you know I quickly realized 1170 01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:46,175 that farting in relationships that was important, 1171 01:12:46,307 --> 01:12:49,743 not the fame, not the followers. 1172 01:12:49,877 --> 01:12:54,416 And I really owe my dad for that one. Even if he is a stoner. 1173 01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:59,555 Thank you so much, I'll take any questions you might have. 1174 01:12:59,688 --> 01:13:01,289 Yeah, you in the front. 1175 01:13:01,422 --> 01:13:04,426 Um, what was it like when you realized you hit your lowest. 1176 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,729 My lowest? 1177 01:13:07,229 --> 01:13:10,966 I'm horny! 1178 01:13:11,233 --> 01:13:15,170 Um that's not really a question, but okay. You there! 1179 01:13:15,304 --> 01:13:17,171 I'm horny, too! 1180 01:13:17,305 --> 01:13:19,375 Babe what are you doing? We just got back from Cabo. 1181 01:13:19,507 --> 01:13:22,411 Also not a question. These aren't questions! 1182 01:13:22,543 --> 01:13:25,046 Fahad! Get out of here! 1183 01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:27,181 Fahad! The warehouse! 1184 01:13:27,315 --> 01:13:30,519 I'm horny! I'm horny. I'm horny. 1185 01:13:38,627 --> 01:13:41,262 Hi Steph. 1186 01:13:42,597 --> 01:13:46,001 I liked the cake. 1187 01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:49,971 You probably think I'm a sexist asshole. 1188 01:13:51,006 --> 01:13:55,277 Steph when I found out I was ugly, 1189 01:13:55,411 --> 01:13:58,146 I wasn't sure if I could be attractive anymore. 1190 01:13:58,279 --> 01:14:01,317 So you had to get your dick wet to test it out. 1191 01:14:01,716 --> 01:14:03,918 Yes. 1192 01:14:04,153 --> 01:14:06,854 How'd that work out for you? 1193 01:14:06,988 --> 01:14:09,358 Terrible. 1194 01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:11,359 Good. 1195 01:14:11,493 --> 01:14:13,362 Steph, 1196 01:14:15,064 --> 01:14:18,634 I feel different when I'm around you. 1197 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:20,368 You do? 1198 01:14:20,502 --> 01:14:24,806 Yes, I do. Because you accepted me for who I am and 1199 01:14:24,939 --> 01:14:30,244 allowed me to accept myself. You make me feel like I'm enough. 1200 01:14:34,182 --> 01:14:38,087 That eyebrow is enough. 1201 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:49,698 I'm so horny. I'm so horny. 1202 01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,399 I'm so horny. I'm so horny. 1203 01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:52,533 No, no, no, no! 1204 01:14:52,667 --> 01:14:53,569 Woah, woah, woah. 1205 01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:54,936 I'm so horny. So horny. 1206 01:14:55,069 --> 01:14:57,038 No, no, no, no! Woah, woah, woah! 1207 01:14:57,171 --> 01:14:58,806 So horny. So horny! 1208 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:00,408 It's not the right place. 1209 01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:02,543 Oh, huh, ho. 1210 01:15:02,677 --> 01:15:04,747 What are you doing? It's not the right place. 1211 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,280 Oh! 1212 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:09,417 Quite the overactive hypothalamus she has there. 1213 01:15:09,551 --> 01:15:11,252 Barry, 1214 01:15:11,386 --> 01:15:14,957 Barry, to the warehouse. Barry- 1215 01:15:15,090 --> 01:15:16,291 Barry! 1216 01:15:16,425 --> 01:15:18,226 Fahad help! 1217 01:15:18,359 --> 01:15:22,564 You go save yourself, it's too late for me! 1218 01:15:24,099 --> 01:15:25,600 State and local officials are warning 1219 01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:28,904 everyone to stay inside lock your doors and close your 1220 01:15:29,037 --> 01:15:32,573 windows. Or don't. 1221 01:15:33,175 --> 01:15:37,578 Ooh, It's getting hot in here. Ooh. 1222 01:15:37,712 --> 01:15:38,846 You know what? 1223 01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:41,315 That's all the time we have for- 1224 01:15:41,449 --> 01:15:43,051 Gotta go! 1225 01:15:56,265 --> 01:16:00,868 Barry! Barry! Barry! The switch. Barry! 1226 01:16:01,002 --> 01:16:02,337 You! What are you doing here? 1227 01:16:02,470 --> 01:16:03,572 Darwin. 1228 01:16:03,704 --> 01:16:05,340 Do not call me Darwin. I am not Darwin anymore. 1229 01:16:05,474 --> 01:16:06,742 Okay! Douchebag! 1230 01:16:06,876 --> 01:16:09,944 I knew that you were causing all these problems. 1231 01:16:10,078 --> 01:16:11,078 Me? Yes, you! 1232 01:16:11,212 --> 01:16:12,448 Me? Yes, you! 1233 01:16:12,581 --> 01:16:14,216 You're the one who destroyed this company, 1234 01:16:14,349 --> 01:16:16,717 ruined my life by hitting the kill switch and now 1235 01:16:16,851 --> 01:16:17,886 you want to torment me further? 1236 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:18,921 I didn't do that. 1237 01:16:19,054 --> 01:16:19,889 It was you. 1238 01:16:20,021 --> 01:16:21,622 No! Darwin, It was you. 1239 01:16:21,756 --> 01:16:25,929 You and your disgusting moles and stupid singular eyebrow. 1240 01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:27,762 Hey guys. 1241 01:16:42,444 --> 01:16:45,113 Long time, no see my friends! 1242 01:16:45,247 --> 01:16:47,181 Welcome back to Evanbots. 1243 01:16:47,315 --> 01:16:50,618 Or should I say Barry Bots. 1244 01:16:50,752 --> 01:16:54,823 The company, The company that I created! 1245 01:16:54,957 --> 01:16:56,524 Oh you have nothing to say? 1246 01:16:56,658 --> 01:16:57,525 Oh, oh. 1247 01:17:00,462 --> 01:17:02,530 You didn't tell me Vanessa was a robot. 1248 01:17:02,663 --> 01:17:04,934 Whoah! 1249 01:17:05,868 --> 01:17:08,737 I created Vanessa to amp up your self esteem. 1250 01:17:08,871 --> 01:17:10,939 Hey! You're welcome. 1251 01:17:11,073 --> 01:17:15,344 Also you said no one could ever fall in love with a robot. 1252 01:17:15,476 --> 01:17:18,313 Well you did, didn't you. 1253 01:17:18,447 --> 01:17:19,113 Boop! 1254 01:17:19,247 --> 01:17:20,414 Ah go to Hell. 1255 01:17:20,548 --> 01:17:22,818 I thought we were friends. 1256 01:17:22,952 --> 01:17:25,889 And then you kicked me out of my own company! 1257 01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:28,222 And because you two ruined me 1258 01:17:28,356 --> 01:17:31,560 I was the one who shut everything down. 1259 01:17:31,693 --> 01:17:34,363 What? You didn't do it? 1260 01:17:34,496 --> 01:17:37,099 I just told you, I didn't do this. 1261 01:17:37,466 --> 01:17:41,336 Shhhh. 1262 01:17:42,837 --> 01:17:44,974 I wanted you two to witness me losing my 1263 01:17:45,106 --> 01:17:47,542 virginity first hand. 1264 01:17:47,676 --> 01:17:48,810 Drumroll please. 1265 01:17:48,944 --> 01:17:50,444 Oh! 1266 01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:52,079 Wooo!! 1267 01:17:52,213 --> 01:17:54,582 I created a bioweapon 1268 01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:57,386 that affects the neurons in women and 1269 01:17:57,519 --> 01:18:01,622 allows me to control them. 1270 01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:08,796 Barry! Barry Barry Barry Barry! 1271 01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:16,738 Holy shit. 1272 01:18:16,872 --> 01:18:20,475 Yes! Every woman in the world now wants to have sex 1273 01:18:20,609 --> 01:18:25,814 with me. Real women, not rubber. 1274 01:18:25,981 --> 01:18:30,987 No no no no, No! Oh fudge. 1275 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,854 Enjoy the show boys. 1276 01:18:40,628 --> 01:18:43,731 Barry! Barry! Barry. Barry. 1277 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,507 Darwin. 1278 01:18:53,641 --> 01:18:54,676 I'm not Darwin. 1279 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:58,113 You are Darwin. You've always been Darwin. 1280 01:18:58,246 --> 01:19:00,984 Darwin, think! 1281 01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:02,317 Hi. I'm Steph. 1282 01:19:02,451 --> 01:19:03,452 Steph, nice to meet you. 1283 01:19:03,585 --> 01:19:05,020 Nice to meet you too. 1284 01:19:05,153 --> 01:19:08,091 I was attracted to you because of your attitude anyway. 1285 01:19:08,222 --> 01:19:10,926 I feel different when I'm around you. 1286 01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:13,828 Wow. Bravo, bravo. 1287 01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:17,265 STEPH; Your kinda cute you know that. 1288 01:19:22,470 --> 01:19:26,009 It is I, Darwin to the rescue. 1289 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:28,377 Now bite the rope off. 1290 01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:29,810 Why am I doing the biting? 1291 01:19:29,945 --> 01:19:31,913 Because you have those nice American teeth. 1292 01:19:32,047 --> 01:19:32,981 Do it! 1293 01:19:33,115 --> 01:19:35,283 Alright, alright! 1294 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:38,787 Oh no! Noooo! 1295 01:19:38,921 --> 01:19:43,457 Barry! Barry! Barry! 1296 01:19:49,331 --> 01:19:51,600 Woooohooo! 1297 01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:55,302 Yes, Untie me. Darwin untie me. Go! 1298 01:19:56,171 --> 01:19:57,706 Darwin Save us! 1299 01:19:57,838 --> 01:20:01,376 What if? What if? 1300 01:20:07,515 --> 01:20:11,219 What happened? What's going on? What? 1301 01:20:13,454 --> 01:20:14,722 Where are you going? 1302 01:20:14,855 --> 01:20:15,524 Where are we? 1303 01:20:15,657 --> 01:20:16,926 Who the hell are you? 1304 01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:18,793 Ew, what a creep. Let's get out of here. 1305 01:20:18,927 --> 01:20:20,328 Come back! 1306 01:20:20,462 --> 01:20:23,065 Barry! Of course it was you. You and your virginity. 1307 01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:24,067 Evan. 1308 01:20:24,198 --> 01:20:25,068 I knew it was you. 1309 01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:26,069 I didn't mean to do it. 1310 01:20:28,203 --> 01:20:29,738 Steph? 1311 01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:30,939 Where's Fahad? 1312 01:20:31,073 --> 01:20:31,940 In here. 1313 01:20:32,074 --> 01:20:33,876 Fahad! 1314 01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:36,645 Fahad! Fahad! 1315 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,550 Oh my God. I'm so glad you're okay. 1316 01:20:41,682 --> 01:20:45,753 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm so happy to see you. 1317 01:20:45,887 --> 01:20:48,489 I'm so happy too. 1318 01:20:48,622 --> 01:20:51,859 Don't move. It's over. 1319 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,563 Hey you guys! Oh my god I'm so happy to 1320 01:20:54,695 --> 01:20:57,100 see you. Look I was such a dick and 1321 01:20:57,231 --> 01:21:00,469 I'm sorry I can see that now. Okay, the fame, it just, 1322 01:21:00,601 --> 01:21:02,137 it went to my head. 1323 01:21:02,270 --> 01:21:05,207 Alright? I don't know how else to put this, but you guys are my 1324 01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:07,076 best friends. Will you forgive me? 1325 01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:09,610 Oh Fahad. I love you buddy. 1326 01:21:09,744 --> 01:21:11,948 You are beautiful. Thank you so much. 1327 01:21:12,081 --> 01:21:13,983 Don't be a dick sometimes. 1328 01:21:14,117 --> 01:21:15,051 I love you. 1329 01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:17,418 It's good to have you back. 1330 01:21:17,551 --> 01:21:19,055 Darwin you saved us. 1331 01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:21,923 I'm not Darwin. I'm Fahad. 1332 01:21:22,390 --> 01:21:23,993 I love you guys. 1333 01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:25,994 We love you too. 1334 01:22:02,097 --> 01:22:04,065 I don't get it. Aren't they like royal? 1335 01:22:04,199 --> 01:22:05,902 Why are they getting married in her backyard? 1336 01:22:06,034 --> 01:22:09,939 It's a jewish wedding. The bride side pays for everything. 1337 01:22:10,105 --> 01:22:13,574 We are gathered here today to witness the generic 1338 01:22:13,707 --> 01:22:18,579 non-denominational union of two beautiful people, Fahad and 1339 01:22:18,712 --> 01:22:23,051 Steph, who I had the great pleasure to meet just last week. 1340 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:27,354 Oh father! 1341 01:22:27,488 --> 01:22:28,355 Fahad! 1342 01:22:28,489 --> 01:22:29,724 What are you doing here? 1343 01:22:29,858 --> 01:22:31,827 You saved the kingdom! Everybody wants to come 1344 01:22:31,961 --> 01:22:35,230 to Allur to see famous action Hollywood movie star 1345 01:22:35,363 --> 01:22:37,431 Fahad Bin Alawi! 1346 01:22:37,565 --> 01:22:38,699 The country is abuzz. 1347 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:41,002 Tourism is back and stronger than ever. 1348 01:22:41,136 --> 01:22:42,337 Woo! That's incredible! 1349 01:22:42,470 --> 01:22:44,105 Fahad, you're incredible. 1350 01:22:44,239 --> 01:22:46,876 Thank you. Thank you. 1351 01:22:47,009 --> 01:22:49,011 Kiss the bride. 1352 01:22:49,145 --> 01:22:51,579 You may now kiss the bride. 1353 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:57,220 And so Fahad did it. He became a famous action movie 1354 01:22:57,351 --> 01:23:01,890 star and he saved his country all at the same time. 1355 01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:05,493 Life was good for the ugly fellow. 1356 01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:12,033 Hello. 1357 01:23:12,167 --> 01:23:13,903 Hi, Congratulations. 1358 01:23:14,036 --> 01:23:15,104 Thank you. 1359 01:23:15,238 --> 01:23:16,704 Where are you two going on your honeymoon? 1360 01:23:16,837 --> 01:23:19,707 Oh, we are going to North Dakota. 1361 01:23:19,841 --> 01:23:22,711 Oh yes, the obvious choice of course. 1362 01:23:22,844 --> 01:23:24,779 For the opening of Sex Action the movie. 1363 01:23:24,913 --> 01:23:26,715 Oh, we won't be there for a long time because 1364 01:23:26,847 --> 01:23:29,918 we are going to open movie studios in Allur. 1365 01:23:30,051 --> 01:23:33,587 You're saying there's going to be a sequel to the remake of 1366 01:23:33,721 --> 01:23:35,489 the adaptation of the television show? 1367 01:23:35,623 --> 01:23:37,059 Absolutely. 1368 01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,726 Well who's going to be in it except for you, of course. 1369 01:23:38,859 --> 01:23:40,729 Oh, you will have to ask my agent. 1370 01:23:40,862 --> 01:23:42,730 No, no, no. My client deserves 10 times that 1371 01:23:42,863 --> 01:23:44,733 amount are you crazy? 1372 01:23:44,865 --> 01:23:47,369 I will tell you one thing. There will be a big 1373 01:23:47,534 --> 01:23:50,471 part for my friend Evan! 1374 01:23:52,173 --> 01:23:56,279 Fahad, no no no. I'm done with the spotlight man. 1375 01:23:56,411 --> 01:23:57,479 It's over. 1376 01:23:57,612 --> 01:24:00,547 Is that Darwin? Hi! 1377 01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:02,817 Hi ladies. How you doing? 1378 01:24:02,952 --> 01:24:04,953 My God, sorry. Can we take a picture with you? Please... 1379 01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,221 Yeah, of course. 1380 01:24:06,354 --> 01:24:07,622 Oh my God. I can't believe this is happening. 1381 01:24:07,756 --> 01:24:10,059 Thank you so much! 1382 01:24:10,192 --> 01:24:12,295 Darwin! Wow, Wow, Wow!! 1383 01:24:12,426 --> 01:24:14,296 Darwin here. I can't believe it! 1384 01:24:14,429 --> 01:24:17,666 Fahad, I'm so proud of you, you showed the world that you can be 1385 01:24:17,798 --> 01:24:20,403 not hot and still be an action movie star. 1386 01:24:20,534 --> 01:24:21,970 Yes. 1387 01:24:23,570 --> 01:24:25,873 That's awesome, Darwin! 1388 01:24:29,979 --> 01:24:30,845 Hey. 1389 01:24:30,979 --> 01:24:31,645 Hi. 1390 01:24:31,779 --> 01:24:32,846 How's it going? 1391 01:24:32,981 --> 01:24:33,681 Good. 1392 01:24:33,814 --> 01:24:34,849 Pretty good wedding, huh? 1393 01:24:34,984 --> 01:24:36,850 Mhm, yeah. 1394 01:24:37,353 --> 01:24:38,619 Um- 1395 01:24:38,752 --> 01:24:40,922 Before we flirt any further, 1396 01:24:41,056 --> 01:24:45,328 you, you aren't a robot by chance are you? 1397 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:46,860 No. 1398 01:24:46,996 --> 01:24:47,862 No? 1399 01:24:47,997 --> 01:24:49,398 No. 1400 01:24:49,530 --> 01:24:50,432 Do you want to dance? 1401 01:24:50,564 --> 01:24:51,832 Yeah. 1402 01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:55,470 Thank you. Meet me on the dance floor. Come on. 1403 01:30:02,131 --> 01:30:03,817 Subtitles by explosiveskull