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[man] Straight through
to the conservatory.

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[woman] One always expected Mike to get
the nod after a lifetime’s loyal service.

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That's not to take away
from CBEs and OBEs.

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Of course, any Order of the British Empire
is a huge achievement.

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No...

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Uh, yes, that's for the kitchen.

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Didn't Luke's school dinner lady
get an MBE a couple of years ago?

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Yes. MBEs tend to be for more...

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-hands on service.
-Hmm.

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So, will you be expecting us to call you
Lady Abbott from now on?

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[chuckles] Not necessarily,
but it does have a rather nice ring to it.

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Come on. Let's have a naughty sherry.

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-[Sandra] Not over there!
-[man] Sorry, Ma'am.

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[Mike] During my four decades on the beat,
I’ve worked with some fantastic people.

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I've also had the pleasure

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of working with a number
of great partners.

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-[peop|e] Aw.
-[camera shutter clicks]

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-Not in the biblical sense of course.
-[all laugh]

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Joking aside,

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there's been one very special person

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who has walked the thin blue line with me
every step of the way,

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throughout every trial, case and verdict,

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and that is my wife of 35 years,
Lady Sandra Abbott.

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[all] Aw.

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[Mike] Thank you.

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[speaking Welsh]

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[gentle classical music]

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Are you losing sleep about what's going
to be happening from here on in?

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No, thank you. What do you mean?

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When Hugo retired,

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l was on the verge of getting
a part-time job in Waitrose

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just to get away from him.

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I'm not concerned about that, Janet.

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I've been planning our retirement
for the last 35 years.

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Oh, well, good for you, darling.

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-Top up?
-Oh, lovely. l'll spend a penny.

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-Oh, are you enjoying it?
-Marvellous!

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[glass shatters]

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[glass scraping on floor]

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[sighing and moaning]

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[door unlocking]

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[smooching]

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-[switch clicks]
-[gasps]

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What the hell's going on?

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We were just...

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It's not what it looks like, Sandra.

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Sandra?

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Sandra!

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Sandra!

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-Sandra, wait!
-Get off me!

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-How long has it been going on?
-Let's not do this here.

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-How long, Mike?
-Since we all went to Sorrento.

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Oh, bloody hell.

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That's nearly five years ago.

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I've had enough of all this
hide-and-seek, Mike.

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How could you do this to me?

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You're supposed to be my friend.

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We even took you to the Palace.

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l... I didn't mean for this
to happen, Sandra.

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Oh, really? You knew precisely
what you were doing!

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Now, please calm down, Sandra.
Remember where you are.

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I know exactly where I am.
I'm in my own bloody home.

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[murmuring]

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l have spent my entire married life
putting you and your career first,

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and what got me through was knowing
that when you retired,

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we would share our golden years together.

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But instead,

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you've traded me in for a newer model.

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Let me tell you, Mike,

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she's had more than one previous owner!

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-[al| exclaiming]
-And, and her bodywork is mainly filler!

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Mum!

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-Dad, what have you done?
-[woman] Sandra...

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[Mike] Sandra?

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-Sandra!
-[guests murmuring]

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[sniffling]

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-[knocking]
-[gasps]

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[Mike] Sandra?

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-Sandra!
-[knocks]

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Please, let me explain.

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The last thing I wanted to do
was to hurt you.

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I know it must seem like I've behaved
in a terrible way, but...

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Look, one thing led to another and...

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Oh, you know how it is.

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-Hello, Emma.
-Hi.

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-[chuckles]
-Ooh!

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Woo-hoo!

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[laughing]

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Excuse me!

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lt's women only in here.

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Oi!

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That's my handbag!

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Come back here, you... Wait!

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[boat engine chugging]

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-[creaking]
-Gotcha.

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Charlie!

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Yeah, all ready to go this end, Ted.

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-Bilge filter.
-Check!

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Rodding junction.

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-Check.
-Pump outlet.

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Oil filter tank? Discharge connection?

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Check, check, check!

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Then we're good to go.

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I'll start her up.

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[motor running]

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-She's sounding good, Charlie.
-Yeah.

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What's that?

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Jubilee clip.

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Where from?

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[both] Oh, bollocks.

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Stop! Stop! Oh!

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-[mobile phone ringing]
-Flipping hell!

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-Turn it off.
-l'm trying.

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-[mobile phone continues ringing]
-[sighs]

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Hello?

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Charlie? lt's Bif.

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Is now a good time?

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Uh, [sniffles] couldn't be better.

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Some chancer took a fancy to my handbag.

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Would you be a love
and drop off my spare keys?

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Yeah, I'll be there right away.

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Thank you, Pru.

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I really must get around
to buying one of these.

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[sarcastically] Why, when you can
just borrow other people's.

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Did you get a good look at him?

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No. [sniffs]

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By the time I made it to the top
of the hill, l was seeing double.

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Say when.

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Woo-hoo-hoo! When! When! When!

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Shame about the bag, though.
I got it in Italy years ago.

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Hmm.

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What's that for?

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Oh, it's to cover your pension.

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-Put it away, Charlie.
-Oh, Bif.

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-Please, please.
-No, come on.

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I lost my bus pass and a couple
of sachets of laxatives.

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All right.

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Does make you wonder
why they go to all that bother, though.

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Well, constipation. It's a terrible thing.

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[both laugh]

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Right, we're here, love. You all right?

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[bottles clinking]

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Yes.

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That'll be £37.50.

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Right.

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Keep a pound for yourself.

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I should really charge you corkage,
you know.

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Would you be so kind as to carry my bags
up to the door?

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Do me a favour, darling,
I'm a cab driver, not a footman.

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Please.

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[dog growling]

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Thank you, excuse me.

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Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

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[clatters]

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[boy laughing]

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Any chance you could fix the front
window lock for me before you go?

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-l'd leave it.
-Why?

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With a bit of luck,
somebody might climb in and take the lot.

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[chuckling]

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[kids yelling]

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Elizabeth, it's Sandra.

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Sandra! What a lovely surp...
What are you doing here?

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Mike's been having an affair
with Pamela Harper so I've left him.

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I tried calling your landline, but
apparently, you've changed your number.

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-Years ago.
-You might have let me know.

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I expect it's been cut off anyway, now.

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Or perhaps you've buried it.

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I can only imagine what everyone
is saying back home.

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Now I know we weren't exactly
in our honeymoon period,

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but I just imagined his libido
had naturally declined with age,

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but it turns out he's been bonking her
behind my back

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-for over five years.
-Oh.

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I mean, what has she got
that I haven't got?

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She's a mistress, Sandra.

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-|t's a fantasy.
-|t's not a bloo... This is bloody real.

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[sighs] Aren't you going
to offer me a drink?

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Oh, sorry.

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Um, well,

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I've got

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-Peach brandy or grappa?
-Yes, please.

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[Charlie] Well, that should stop
anybody rummaging in your drawers.

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I should be so lucky.

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-Hello.
-Charlie,

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this is my little sister, Sandra.

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Oh, it's nice to meet you.

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-Lady Abbott.
-Oh.

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Honoured even.

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All right, well, uh,

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sounds like you've got
a lot of catching up to do.

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Uh, I'll see you on Thursday,
dear, all right?

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Bye.

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Lady Abbott?

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[panting]

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[chattering]

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I know it doesn't feel like it
at the moment,

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but this could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.

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A chance to finally step out
from Mike's shadow.

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What do you mean?

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Excuse me.

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Do you have, er, spoons or forks,

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anything that resembles
actual cutlery here?

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Another one of those.

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I always found him overbearing,
smug and self-important.

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Classic case of small-man syndrome.

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My husband doesn't have a small penis.

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[cutlery clanking]

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I wasn't actually referring
to his genitalia, Sandra.

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| just wondered why a man of his size

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got into the police force
in the first place.

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There was a minimum height amnesty
for a couple of years.

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That still doesn't excuse you
from sleeping with the enemy.

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The whole point of us
going to Greenham Common

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was to stand side by side
in female solidarity.

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You dropped your knickers at the first
suggestive glance through the fence.

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Mike was only doing his job.

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Guarding a bloody nuclear weapon.

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It was the height of the Cold War,
people were scared

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and they had every right to believe
that they needed a nuclear deterrent.

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-Poppycock.
-Can you not appreciate

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that not everyone is as brave
and self-sufficient as you?

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Some of us need to feel safe and secure
which is exactly what Mike offered me.

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Until he decided to press the red button.

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I knew it was a mistake coming here.

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How could I have expected you
of all people to understand?

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You've never stuck at a relationship
in your life because it takes you away

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from your devotion to yourself
and your latest crackpot cause.

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There's nothing crackpot
about trying to safeguard the planet.

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Oh, right, so what would happen
to the human race

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if everyone was too busy saving the planet
to make time to procreate?

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Oh, so the universe should be grateful
that you and Mike had a knee trembler?

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Ladies, could you please quieten down?

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You're upsetting the other customers.

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We're upsetting them?

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How about the lifetime
of heartbreak and betrayal

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that is inevitably coming their way?

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Not that I would expect you to understand
with your cultural concubines

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and polygamy.

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I'm going to have to ask you to leave!

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I beg your... How dare...

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[customers exclaiming]

242
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Officers, there's been
a terrible misunderstanding.

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l was simply having
a very nice conversation

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-with the young manager there.
-Keep going.

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And when the, uh, my hand
inadvertously slipped...

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-Will you get your hands off me?
-All right, madam, calm down.

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[Sandra] I do hope you know
who you're dealing with.

248
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I'm married to the former
Chief Constable of Surrey Police.

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[siren wailing]

250
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Her husband's been cheating on her.

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I'm not surprised.

252
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,370
[Bit] What did they charge you with?

253
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,918
Racial aggravation
or drunk and disorderly?

254
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,962
Could we discuss this
in a less public forum?

255
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,962
Sure, I'm coming down.
Chuck this in the bins, will you?

256
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,005
[sighs]

257
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,805
[people talking loudly in flats]

258
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,889
[sighs in disgust]

259
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,643
I came down to the station, [chuckles]
but they said you were sleeping it off.

260
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,141
This isn't funny, Bif.

261
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,688
If you hadn't been bullying me,
I wouldn't have got so upset

262
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,645
and thrown the onion bhaji at that woman.

263
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,698
It was a man and you assaulted him
with a prawn dumpling.

264
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,241
Why are you being so pernickety?

265
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,786
Listen, why don't you have
an Alka-Seltzer, have a lie down,

266
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,325
and I'll be back this afternoon.

267
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,077
-Why? Where are you going?
-Dancing.

268
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,337
[Chantilly Lace playing]

269
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,843
[instructor] Very good! Good, good, good!
And turn!

270
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,220
Turn! Flick! Flick!

271
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,225
-F|ick! Flick! Flick!
-F|ick!

272
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,020
-Sorry, Corrinna.
-Oh, no worries. You're with Ted.

273
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,818
I've worked out some new moves for us.

274
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,940
Uaughs]

275
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,113
Might want to put
your crash helmet back on.

276
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,322
Very nice.

277
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,202
Good, good! Sheila, great!

278
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,585
[snoring]

279
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,294
[mobile phone ringing and vibrating]

280
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,711
[93595]

281
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,136
Hello?

282
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,729
Sandra, it’s me.

283
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,893
Oh, yes. [hiccuping]

284
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,647
Pamela's asked me to move in with her.

285
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,524
She wants us to make
a fresh start together.

286
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,738
I thought it through,

287
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,909
and I've decided
it's in everyone's best interest.

288
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,031
How very bloody thoughtful of you.

289
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,451
Sandra, I hope that with time,

290
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,917
you'll understand that
I never set out to hurt you.

291
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,455
Hurt me? How about bloody destroyed me?

292
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,081
[mobile phone clatters]

293
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:09,920
[sobbing]

294
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,258
[lively music continues]

295
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,274
-[music ends]
-[cheering, laughter]

296
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,523
Okay, everyone, let's take a break.

297
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,529
-Oh, I'll never get it.
-Yeah. Here you go, Ted.

298
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,913
Payment for your labour the other day.

299
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,742
What? Danger money, you mean.

300
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,623
Oh, put it away.

301
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,581
How did your Internet date go
at the weekend?

302
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,090
Well, Iet'sjust say,
I got more than I bargained for.

303
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,965
-Ooh, lucky you.
-No, he showed up with his wife in tow.

304
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,094
Turns out I'd clicked swinging
instead of swimming on my list of likes.

305
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,470
[chuckles]

306
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,647
[shuddering]

307
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,735
Ooh.

308
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,237
[panting]

309
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,997
[Charlie] These old locks are a bloody...

310
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,921
[Bit] You don't fancy changing the one
on my front door, do you?

311
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,622
[both chuckling]

312
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,297
Oh, how you and Her Majesty are sisters,

313
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,594
I'll never know.

314
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,547
Well, she used to be fun.

315
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,303
Oh, yeah? What happened?

316
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,968
She married a tosser,

317
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,229
and then became obsessed
with keeping up with all the tossers.

318
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,522
[both chuckle]

319
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,855
When was the last time
you saw one another, then?

320
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,359
Erm, it's nearly ten years.

321
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,943
I was protesting against
the Newbury bypass.

322
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,614
Uaughs]

323
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,034
-Yeah?
-I failed to turn up

324
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,411
-to her 50th birthday...
-Oh, dear. [chuckles]

325
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,868
-And it was a murder mystery party...
-Oh!

326
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,670
...and I was the one
who ended up getting killed off.

327
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,247
Yeah. [chuckles]

328
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,963
Ah, I've got it, that's it.

329
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:22,173
Well, you know, maybe this is
an opportunity for you to get to know

330
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,891
one another again, eh?

331
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,890
Ah, I think we're too stubborn,

332
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,812
and set in our ways.

333
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,025
You? Stubborn? Oh...

334
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,568
[both laughing]

335
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,107
-Here you are.
-No, thanks. I've had enough.

336
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,611
[mobile phone ringing]

337
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,026
Oh.

338
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,446
-|t's ringing.
-Yeah, they do that.

339
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,865
-Uh, can you, erm...
-What?

340
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,367
-How does it go...
-What? What is it?

341
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,959
-Uh...
-That up there.

342
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,833
-Okay.
-Well, speak into it.

343
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,129
What? Okay.

344
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,626
He... Yes, hello?

345
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,840
Yes?

346
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:58,922
Oh.

347
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,214
Okay. Um, well,
thanks for letting me know.

348
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,387
I'm on my way.

349
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,511
-What?
-Sandra's in hospital.

350
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,727
I'm not surprised
you're having panic attacks.

351
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,943
-What, with the stress of everything.
-It wasn't a panic attack.

352
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,146
I'm not that sort of a person.
ljust had a bit of a turn.

353
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,527
Ready to board the fun bus?

354
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,828
-Er, you go first, Sandra.
-Please come, come, come. This way.

355
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,122
Um, shall I get in first?

356
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,996
-'Cause there's no seat.
-In you go. Help yourself.

357
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,543
Shut the door. Let's get off.

358
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,245
[Bif chuckling]

359
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,831
Right.

360
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,759
Slide her across.

361
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,720
[engine starting]

362
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,015
[Charlie] Off we go. Oops.

363
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,843
Are you both high?

364
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,308
As kites.

365
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,856
[Charlie and Bif laughing]

366
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,569
Ooh! Sorry.

367
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,405
[gears grind]

368
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,819
I can't believe
you still smoke wacky baccy.

369
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,529
Oh, what's the big deal?

370
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,161
There's really not that much difference
between a bag of weed

371
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,867
and a bag of pharmaceuticals.

372
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:16,125
There is a big difference between
licensed medicines and prohibited drugs.

373
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,920
Yeah, well, my crop
has medicinal benefits, you know.

374
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,921
-You should try it for your anxiety.
-[horn honking]

375
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,627
[honking] Oh, mate, mate, come on.

376
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,964
My only anxiety
is whether we make it back alive.

377
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,142
And I have no intention of taking
any medication, legal or othenNise

378
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,639
for a one-off incident.

379
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,430
Well, actually,

380
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,351
I was put on anti-depressants
a while back,

381
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,233
when I was going through
a bit of a difficult time.

382
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,358
Hmm.

383
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,611
Well, actually, I... lthink it worked.

384
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,192
-I mean, if you were...
-[van clatters]

385
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,367
If you break your leg, you don't limp
around like a stray dog, do you?

386
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,289
I mean, you'd do something
about it, right?

387
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,709
Perhaps, I should check myself
into Battersea Dogs Home.

388
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,251
-Well, it's a thought, you know.
-[laughs]

389
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,764
-Thanks, Charlie. Bye.
-All right, bye, Bif, yeah.

390
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,938
Do me a favour, Lady Abbott,
next time you're in need of a lift,

391
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,266
get Smithers to pick you up
in the Bentley.

392
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,268
How rude!

393
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,399
Perhaps if you'd said thank you.

394
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,024
What for?
The insults and psychiatric evaluation?

395
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,404
Who the hell do you think you are, Sandra?

396
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,953
Maybe your money and title
mean something where you live,

397
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,576
but around here, nobody gives a shit.

398
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,248
Clearly, you were out of options

399
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,166
or you wouldn't have turned up
on my doorstep.

400
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:40,458
Get off your high horse and start treating
other people with some common manners.

401
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,367
[deep breath]

402
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,458
Here we go.

403
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,379
For Christ's sake, don't be such a prude.

404
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,331
I've seen them before. [chuckles]

405
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,380
Not in this condition, you haven't.

406
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,887
Gravity hits us all, Sandra.

407
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,973
The challenge is to make sure
our spirits don't drop quite as far.

408
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,433
Look,

409
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,225
I want to help you get back on your feet,
but you're making it very difficult.

410
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,855
I'm not like you, Bif.

411
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,446
I can'tjust...

412
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,445
Open up like a lotus flower.

413
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,956
I know when we were growing up,
showing emotions was seen as a weakness,

414
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,330
but in my experience,
bottling them up gets you nowhere.

415
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,838
This is like a bad dream
that I can't wake up from.

416
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:11,254
Mike and I were supposed to be setting off
on a cruise around the Adriatic tomorrow.

417
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,975
Why don't you come down with me
to my dance class next Thursday?

418
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,268
It might cheer you up.

419
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:23,020
I've been made to feel
enough of a fool already, thank you.

420
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,310
[laughs] What are you talking about?

421
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,110
You're a great dancer.

422
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,146
That was a lifetime ago.

423
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,161
[Sandra] Where did you get this?

424
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,704
I had Dad's Super-8 film
transferred to DVD a few years ago.

425
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,379
I meant to send you a copy.

426
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:52,837
Do you remember Mum sewing all
that stiff, nasty net onto the petticoat?

427
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,047
Mmm. I remember it. It was like...

428
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,882
dancing in a cheese grater.

429
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:57,807
Uaughs]

430
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,687
What was his name again?

431
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,769
Gregory Powell.

432
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,443
I bumped into him a few years ago
in Guildford.

433
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,438
Camp as Christmas.

434
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,573
[Bit] No surprises there, though.

435
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,156
I look so happy.

436
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,662
[Bit] You were.

437
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:32,964
flhud]

438
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,966
[Sandra sobbing]

439
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,196
Come on, we're gonna miss the warm up.

440
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,706
I'd be happy to miss
the whole bloody thing!

441
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,791
[indistinct chattering]

442
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,169
[Bit] Morning, everyone. Sorry we're late.

443
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,585
Oh, here she is. Lady Never Shit.

444
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,300
You didn't tell me he'd be here.

445
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,886
Corrinna, this is my sister, Sandra.

446
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,717
She's going to be joining us today,
is that all right?

447
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,144
[Corrinna] Yeah, of course.
Find a space, ladies.

448
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,311
Uaughs]

449
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,767
-Hello, I'm Jackie.
-Oh, nice to meet you.

450
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,152
-You staying with Bif?
-Yes.

451
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,146
-How long?
-Not really sure,

452
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,697
just taking one day at a time.

453
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,570
Sandra's marriage has just collapsed.

454
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,242
Jackie's a veteran where affairs
of the heart are concerned.

455
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,539
Been married five times.

456
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,326
First one broke down
for religious reasons.

457
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,791
He thought he was God. I didn't.

458
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,295
[Corrinna] Okay, everyone,
time to get rid of the cobwebs.

459
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,884
It's the only thing
that's holding Ted together.

460
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,836
Yeah, that and this bloody Lycra.

461
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,088
[laughter]

462
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,890
All right. Okay, everyone, form a circle.

463
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,933
And everyone hold hands
with their neighbour.

464
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,561
-Sandra?
-[Corrinna] There we go.

465
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,693
All right, I think we all know what to do.

466
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,270
[muttered responses]

467
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:17,231
J‘ You put your left leg in J‘

468
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,237
J‘ Your left leg out J‘

469
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,949
J‘ In out in out you shake it all about J‘

470
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,699
J‘ You do the Hokey Cokey
And you turn around J‘

471
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,793
J‘ And that’s what it’s all about J‘

472
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,294
J‘OiJ‘

473
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:34,794
J‘ Whoa the Hokey Cokey J‘

474
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,343
J‘ Whoa the Hokey Cokey J‘

475
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,423
J‘ Whoa, the Hokey Cokey J‘

476
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,306
J‘ Knees bend all stretch
Ra re re J‘

477
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,014
[Corrinna] Okay, everybody,
find your partners.

478
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,566
Charlie, where are you, Charlie?

479
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,484
It's time to waltz.

480
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:55,811
Zach!

481
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,730
I'll be the guy, you be the girl.

482
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,535
["Where do you go to my lovely"
playing]

483
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,405
[Bit] One, two, three.

484
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,074
One, two, three, two, two...

485
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,661
One, two, three, two, two...

486
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,580
One, two, three, two, two...

487
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,248
I can count, Bif.

488
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,628
[laughs] I know.

489
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,175
Again.

490
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,016
What is it, Ted?

491
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,510
Just give me a minute, will you?

492
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,770
-Ted?
-lt's all right. I've got it.

493
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,985
[sighing]

494
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,156
That was our wedding tune, Charlie.

495
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,907
[sobs]

496
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,205
Sets me... Sets me off every time.

497
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:54,704
You're spinning me too fast.
I'm getting disorientated.

498
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:55,708
I can tell.

499
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,297
Where are you going? Sandra?

500
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,966
It's just some days, I...

501
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,341
I wish we'd gone together. [sobbing]

502
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,889
Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

503
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,686
I know. I know. I know.

504
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,275
Oh, I... just wanted to spend a penny.

505
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,062
Spend as much as you like.

506
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,693
Bog's down there.

507
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,913
Oh, man. All right, mate.

508
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,874
Come on.

509
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:37,000
All right, darling,
I'll see you on Saturday.

510
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,839
Okay, bye.

511
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,957
-Who is that?
-Nicola.

512
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,886
-Huh?
-My daughter, your niece.

513
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:46,429
-Oh, of course.
-Where did I put my drink?

514
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,175
She's gonna bring Luke, my grandson,
up to visit me,

515
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,261
-so you can finally get to meet him.
-Oh, I'd love to,

516
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,517
but it'll have to be another time.
I've already got plans.

517
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,270
-Like what?
-I'm going on a date.

518
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,192
Aren't you past all that?

519
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,488
Last time I checked, there wasn't
an age limit for getting your leg over.

520
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,573
Can I borrow your phone a minute?

521
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,159
[muffled ringing]

522
00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:15,625
There you are. [chuckles]

523
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:44,192
Cor, you've...
a bit of a tangle here, Lil.

524
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,398
[chuckles]

525
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,444
What is it, love?

526
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,030
Hey.

527
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,536
Do you want something?

528
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,494
I want to see Charlie.

529
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,835
You're looking at him, love.

530
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,792
I am Charlie.

531
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,257
Don't touch me.

532
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,173
All right, love. Um...

533
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,268
Why don't we, erm, go for a walk, eh?
Get a bit of air?

534
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,557
Eh?

535
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,896
Get off me.

536
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,397
Leave me alone.

537
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,571
That's a very snazzy hat Luke's wearing.

538
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,201
Pamela bought it for him.

539
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,663
Why is she buying him presents?

540
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,081
Mum.

541
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,252
I wish I could change what's happened
but I can't.

542
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,754
I know you're hurting, but...

543
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,166
I just want to have a nice day with you.

544
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,591
Grandma, can you push me?

545
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,431
I can. Yes.

546
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,104
Why aren't you living
with grandpa any more?

547
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,442
Um...

548
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,653
Remember when

549
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,652
Oscar broke your new Transformer
and you said you never wanted

550
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,735
-to speak to him again?
-Yeah.

551
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,574
Well, that's sort of what's happened
with me and grandpa.

552
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:19,408
So, you'll come back
if he buys you a new Transformer?

553
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,707
Maybe.

554
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,046
[man] You're not going to leave me
out here in the...

555
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,051
[laughing]

556
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,724
No, no, let's go in here.

557
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,644
[Bit and Gerald giggling]

558
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,319
[Bit] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, one sec. One sec.

559
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,649
[I want to wake up with you playing]

560
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,530
[kissing]

561
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,202
[giggling]

562
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,046
What are you doing?

563
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,389
Warming you up.

564
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,057
Don't worry about that.

565
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,976
I'm armed and dangerous. [chuckles]

566
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,899
Thirty minutes and I'll be good to go.

567
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,234
[softly] I'll get you there in ten.

568
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,064
[laughs] Yeah.

569
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,900
[muffled music playing]

570
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,201
[sighs]

571
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,662
[laughter]

572
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,501
[Gerald] Oh.

573
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,382
[sighs]

574
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,215
-Ahh.
-[both laughing]

575
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,314
Gerald?

576
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,317
[exclaims] Gerald?

577
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,441
Gerald!

578
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,619
-You all right?
-l'm fine.

579
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,955
But I don't think Gerald is.

580
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,209
He was a lovely fella.

581
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,875
Funny, kind...

582
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,002
-Hung like a...
-Please.

583
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,462
-Too much information.
-[laughs]

584
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,598
I can't believe you're laughing about him,
poor man.

585
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,011
Gerald clocked-off with a smile
on his face, Sandra.

586
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,970
That's all any of us can hope for.

587
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,482
Aren't you [stutters] scared of dying?

588
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,443
What's there to be frightened of?

589
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,733
Well, the fact that...

590
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:56,944
that that's it.

591
00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,488
As Mark Twain said,

592
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,371
I was dead for billions of years
before I was born and had not suffered

593
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,494
the slightest inconvenience from it.

594
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,452
Slow, slow,

595
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,545
quick, quick, slow,

596
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,294
side together.

597
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,546
Slow, slow,

598
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,419
quick, quick, slow,

599
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,587
side together.

600
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:23,801
Okay, has everyone got that?
Yeah? All right, find a partner.

601
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,261
Oh, um, Charlie.

602
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,731
Can... You know it, don't you?
Can you be with Sandra, please?

603
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,942
Yep, thank you.

604
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,485
Zach, music.

605
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,565
[Taking a chance on love playing]

606
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,327
[Corrinna] Five, six, seven, eight.

607
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,663
Okay, turn, turn.

608
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,117
Slow, side, together.

609
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,704
Yep.

610
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,672
Uh, look,

611
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:57,716
I know this goes against every instinct,

612
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,591
but, er, it might help if you...

613
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,217
let me lead?

614
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,515
-Yes, I would.
-All right. Yeah?

615
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,092
-Yes.
-Yeah?

616
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:07,848
[Corrinna] Hands higher.

617
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,778
There, we made it.

618
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,409
Yes.

619
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,158
[Corrinna clapping]
Great, lovely, everyone.

620
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,079
Can you make your way up here, class?

621
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:12,371
Before we go onto the next dance,

622
00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:15,374
Jackie has come up with a rather fun idea

623
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,127
of how we can challenge ourselves
this winter.

624
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,050
I'm not tobogganing down
Parliament Hill again.

625
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,048
[Charlie] You're just a sore loser.

626
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,014
Throughout the winter,
every seven minutes,

627
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,218
an elderly person dies from cold.

628
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,929
Now Age UK are trying to change that

629
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:36,392
by raising funds for their new campaign
called, "Spread the Warmth."

630
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:40,941
I think we're probably passed
our ice bucket challenge days,

631
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,774
but one thing we all can do
is shake a leg or two.

632
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:47,736
So how about we put on
a dance performance in public,

633
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,162
and pass the hat around?

634
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,489
Oh, yes.

635
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,620
What dance were you thinking?

636
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:55,160
Well, how about a bit of everything?

637
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,836
Yeah, like a mash-up.

638
00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,583
So who's gonna join us?

639
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,169
[Bit] I am.

640
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,132
-Oh, come on, it's Christmas.
-Come on!

641
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,630
Yes.

642
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,221
[Bit] Come on.

643
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,057
Sandra, have you actually ever seen
a central heating bill?

644
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,308
Don't be so patronising.

645
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,141
I would happily make a generous donation.

646
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,064
I do not want to embarrass myself
in public.

647
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:25,065
Surely one of the perks of being old
is it doesn't matter any more.

648
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,366
Well, it does to me.

649
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:31,113
You know, it's one thing being scared
of dying, Sandra,

650
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,157
it's a whole different matter
being scared of living.

651
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,335
That's it. Nearly there.

652
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,206
All right. Oh, there we go, love.

653
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,125
What're you doing?

654
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,636
Having tea with you.
Same as every Thursday.

655
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,507
Here you are.

656
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,263
It's your favourite, love. It's chicken.

657
00:37:58,485 --> 00:37:59,975
Well, it was chicken.

658
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,985
Oh, it's all right, Lilly,

659
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,108
it's okay, love. Calm down, love.

660
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,737
It's all right, it's all right,
it's all right, Lilly. It's all right.

661
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,410
-It's all right. It's your husband.
-Lilly.

662
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,532
It's Charlie.

663
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:12,783
[screams] Liar!

664
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,705
[Lilly sobbing]

665
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,250
[nurse] It's all right.
It's all right, Lilly.

666
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,830
[crying]

667
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:40,814
Hiya!

668
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:42,774
Hello.

669
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,906
I take it you've not seen daylight today?

670
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:51,534
I've just been checking up
on some important emails.

671
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:54,037
Virtual curtain twitching, you mean.

672
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:57,373
Just because you choose
not to do social media...

673
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,827
How do you expect
to take control of your life

674
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,129
when you're so obsessed
with everyone else's?

675
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:07,175
Why don't you take the bike out?
Go for a ride?

676
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,010
Get some fresh air.

677
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,053
I can think of easier ways to kill myself.

678
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,677
Clearly.

679
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:17,597
[sighs]

680
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,554
[Le freak playing]

681
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,417
[muttering]

682
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,131
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

683
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,338
[Ran kan kan playing]

684
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,854
Okay, stop, stop, stop!
This really is a mash-up.

685
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:04,478
All right, look, don't get disheartened.

686
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:05,979
We will get there.

687
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,810
Yeah, if I don't have a coronary first.

688
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:12,240
But you must practise these steps at home.
It's the only way we're gonna remember.

689
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,409
I can't even remember my own name.

690
00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,281
Okay, are we ready to go again?

691
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:17,657
-Yes.
-[all] Yeah.

692
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,330
Okay. Zach, music.

693
00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:29,340
What the hell have you done?

694
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,462
Tidied up.

695
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,212
Well, how am I supposed
to find anything now?

696
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,387
Just trying to help.

697
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,220
All this food is way
past its sell-by date.

698
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:42,433
Please don't tell me you subscribe
to the "Best Before" conspiracy?

699
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,639
You won't be saying that
when you're struck down with botulism.

700
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,100
"Best before 19..."

701
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,526
Oh, blimey.

702
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,786
[Ran kan kan playing]

703
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:13,384
It's left foot back, feet together,
right foot fonNard, feet together.

704
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,219
Argh.

705
00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:18,715
You're losing your balance because
you're setting off on the wrong foot.

706
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,096
Easy for you to say
from the comfort of the sofa.

707
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,845
-Just trying to help.
-Well, don't!

708
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,606
Hi, Charlie.

709
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:35,861
She's in the day room.

710
00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,568
-Oh, I've come to see you, actually.
-Oh.

711
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:44,620
Charlie, most of the time,
she's in a comfortable routine.

712
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,499
Well, then that's the way
I want her to be all the time.

713
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,879
Uh, I've been thinking, um...

714
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,425
Maybe it's better for Lilly if I, er...

715
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,098
don't come any more.

716
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,514
Is that a bad idea?

717
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,981
[sighs]

718
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,563
There's no right or wrong
in these situations.

719
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:17,274
Look, you sold your house
to care for her, Charlie.

720
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:20,192
No one could have done anything more.

721
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:46,681
Hello, love.

722
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:01,109
Huh. [laughs]

723
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,464
Take care, love.

724
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,770
[cycle bell rings]

725
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,533
Charlie?

726
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,824
Charlie?

727
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:53,335
I was just passing and I thought maybe...

728
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,964
Oh, wish you'd get
this bloody door sorted.

729
00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,045
[chuckles]

730
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,551
[sighs]

731
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:02,594
What's up?

732
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:04,847
[sniffles]

733
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,892
Er, it was time to say goodbye.

734
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,309
I'm so sorry, Charlie.

735
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,103
Thanks, uh...

736
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,817
[sniffles] Me too.

737
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,271
You know, I...

738
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,825
I spent my whole life

739
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,862
fixing things, Bif, you know?

740
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:30,911
Uh...

741
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,583
Pretty good at it.

742
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:38,752
But there's nothing...

743
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:44,003
abs... absolutely nothing,

744
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,463
nothing I could...

745
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,512
[sobbing] I can do to fix... fix her.

746
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,979
I'm sorry.

747
00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,690
[woman] How dare you do this to me?
I hate you so much!

748
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,112
[whirring]

749
00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,740
[Salsa music playing on speakers]

750
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:19,664
[humming]

751
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,849
[muffled music playing]

752
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,239
[chuckles]

753
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,161
Aah!

754
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,167
[Sandra humming]

755
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,788
Oh, didn't hear you come in.

756
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:03,295
Just walked in the door. I got us a curry.

757
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,094
You seem more upbeat today.

758
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:11,052
Oh, I just got this annoying tune
going round in my head.

759
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:14,844
[sighs]

760
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,982
[humming]

761
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,704
Hmm, this one's for you.

762
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:35,914
Hmm.

763
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:37,666
Oh.

764
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:40,540
More bills.

765
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,209
What's the matter?

766
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,430
Divorce petition.

767
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,057
Well, weren't you expecting that?

768
00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,267
What did you think was gonna happen?

769
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:03,730
Well, I thought he would come
to his senses and

770
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:08,030
phone me up and beg me to come home and

771
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,365
so I could get on with my life.

772
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,576
Oh, surely you wouldn't have gone?

773
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,488
I know you think I'm mad, Bif, but I've...

774
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,324
I've loved Mike for most of my life
and whatever he's done,

775
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,034
those feelings don't just...

776
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:23,253
Go away.

777
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:24,876
[sighs] Nor this.

778
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,046
You need to get an expert opinion.

779
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,970
What about him selling the house?

780
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,506
Well, if the bastard wants to sell it,
let him.

781
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,392
Then Sandra could buy
something smaller with her share.

782
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,971
and live comfortably
off the remaining equity.

783
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:43,891
The good news is,
you get first dibs of the contents.

784
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,186
All he's requested
is the Elizabethan dining table,

785
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:50,569
six cut glass tumblers,
and his tennis trophies.

786
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:53,989
35 years of marriage,
and that's all he values?

787
00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:57,697
I'm sorry, Sandra,
that was shockingly clumsy of me.

788
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,783
But I can still keep my title?

789
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,789
I'm afraid it's not your title, Sandra.

790
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:06,498
When the marriage is dissolved, it will
be transferred to his chosen consort.

791
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:13,929
Surely becoming a free woman
is better than being a kept lady.

792
00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:26,942
Good God, this place is obscene.

793
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,154
-Did you have staff?
-You're looking at her.

794
00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:31,313
Oh.

795
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:34,359
When we bought this house,
I thought we'd be here forever.

796
00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:38,529
Janet

797
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,743
What are you doing here?

798
00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:43,417
Sandra, what a surprise!

799
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:46,917
No, I was just collecting some spare balls
from your court.

800
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:50,340
I thought you wouldn't mind,
for the annual tennis tournament,

801
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,417
this afternoon.

802
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,673
Janet, this is my sister, Elizabeth.

803
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,924
Bif, hi.

804
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,222
How long are you back for?

805
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,349
Just the day,
I'm collecting some personal things

806
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,302
from the house
before it's shown to buyers.

807
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:05,561
I know. We saw it had gone on the market.
Such a shame.

808
00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:08,734
After all that work you'd done
with the patio.

809
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,902
But still, you know, life goes on.

810
00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:16,325
Maybe I'll find a minute to pop over and
say hello to the gang, before we leave.

811
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,527
Oh, that would be a bit awkward.

812
00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:20,905
Mike is coming.

813
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:22,990
And Pamela.

814
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:27,162
Sadly, as much as one loves playing
with balls, one's rather pressed for time.

815
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:36,091
No wonder you stuck it out for so long.
You must have barely seen one another.

816
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:39,473
And what's with all this silvenNare?

817
00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,594
It's like a bloody shrine.

818
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:47,515
I used to spend hours polishing those.

819
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,769
And I think...

820
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,611
Yes, from that tournament on,
he was sleeping with her.

821
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,948
Well, he doesn't deserve
any prizes for that.

822
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,077
-[machine whirring]
-[exclaiming]

823
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:07,618
Uaughs]

824
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,749
-Come on, your turn!
-No, I can't!

825
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,205
Just do it.

826
00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:14,257
Go on, Sandra. Give it to him.

827
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,429
-[shrieking]
-[exclaiming]

828
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,890
How does that make you feel?

829
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,182
Well, I was gonna... I was gonna say
better than sex, but it's been so long,

830
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:26,557
I've forgotten what it's like.

831
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,809
Uaughs]

832
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,190
Was Mike a good lover?

833
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,692
I... lthink so.

834
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:36,154
Please tell me there was life before Mike?

835
00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:42,737
No wonder you put all that crap
on a pedestal.

836
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,614
Uaughs]

837
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:47,540
-Hello.
-Hi.

838
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,251
What are they doing here?

839
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,953
Well, you needed a man with a van.

840
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,663
I got you two for the price of one.

841
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,422
Charlie, I think I owe you an apology.

842
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,099
I must have come across

843
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:06,473
quite rude when we first met.

844
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:08,603
Ah, it's already forgotten.

845
00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:12,938
Anyway, I know
how disorientating it can be

846
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:14,768
when you find yourself on your own.

847
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,483
Does it get any easier?

848
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,028
I hope so.

849
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:23,740
Oi! Are Ted and I the only ones
working around here?

850
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:24,946
Oh, sorry.

851
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:27,949
I'll need to report you
for an unscheduled rest break, Charlie.

852
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,079
-You grass!
-BuggeH

853
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,626
-Oh, er, hang on.
-Okay.

854
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,708
[Bif panting]

855
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:36,214
Perhaps we should take
a bit of a tea break, eh?

856
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,917
-Yeah.
-Obviously with

857
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,253
-Comrade Ted's permission here.
-Da.

858
00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:41,632
Any chance of something stronger?

859
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,800
[laughter]

860
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,178
Ow! Ooh.

861
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,430
Are you all right?

862
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,893
-I don't fancy being Fred without Ginger.
-What?

863
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,524
At the mash-up
if you can't flippin' dance.

864
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,226
The last thing I want to miss is the fun.

865
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:58,403
-Worst case, maybe someone else...
-Not happening.

866
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:00,364
-No.
-Why?

867
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,282
[Ted] She won't have time
to learn it, anyway.

868
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:04,906
-[Bit] She knows it better than I do.
-What difference does that make?

869
00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,203
[lively chatter]

870
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,996
No, it's all right. My treat.

871
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,407
Thank you.

872
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:10,866
It's my round.

873
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,494
-What do you fancy?
-Yes, ladies.

874
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:15,454
-Erm, a half of lager, please.
-Half a lager.

875
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,414
-Okay, I'll have a gin and tonic.
-G and T.

876
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:18,589
Sandra?

877
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,711
What are you doing here?

878
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:25,340
Just picking up a few souvenirs
from our life together.

879
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,017
Come on, Mikey, let's go.

880
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,811
That's right, run along,
pretend that nothing's happened.

881
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,810
Let's not cause another scene, Sandra.

882
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:36,267
Heaven forbid.
Perfectly all right to destroy a marriage,

883
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,102
not okay to talk about it.

884
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,482
Home wrecker.

885
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,980
Home maker, more like.

886
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,987
You may look as if you're in some

887
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:49,448
washing powder commercial, but underneath,
you'll always be a grubby little bitch.

888
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:50,826
-[crowd gasping]
-Come on, Pamela, let's go.

889
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:52,158
Come on, leave it.

890
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:53,617
[all exclaiming]

891
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,543
[Charlie] Whoa! Well, that's her told!

892
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,087
This one's on the house.

893
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:58,963
-[applause]
-[Bit] Well done!

894
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,087
Touche.

895
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,310
[whirring]

896
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:27,075
[horn honking]

897
00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:30,154
-Here she is!
-Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my keys.

898
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,035
-Come on, Bif.
-[Charlie] Come on, you lot.

899
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,242
-Are you sure you're up to this?
-[Charlie] Shake a leg! Crack on!

900
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:37,453
-I better be. [groans]
-[Ted] Yes. Move along, get inside.

901
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:38,788
[lively chatter]

902
00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,085
Go! Let's go!

903
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:47,638
-l'm bloody terrified.
-You'll be fine.

904
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:48,931
Ihope.

905
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,382
[banging]

906
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,934
Charlie, hang on.

907
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,604
-Room for a small one?
-[all] Yay!

908
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,058
So, you changed your mind, lass.

909
00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:01,940
[sighs] About a lot of things,
actually, Ted.

910
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,489
[all] J‘ One two three o’clock
four o’clock rock! J‘

911
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:15,536
J‘ Five six seven o’clock,
eight o’clock rock!

912
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:16,662
[Big Ben chiming]

913
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,086
J‘ Nine ten eleven o’clock
twelve o’clock rock! J‘

914
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,460
-[Rock around the clock playing]
-[crowd cheering]

915
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,773
[Rockin’ robin playing]

916
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,791
[Le freak playing]

917
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:36,948
[Ran kan kan playing]

918
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:56,596
[all] Hey!

919
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,187
[yelling]

920
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,613
[crowd cheering, applauding]

921
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:23,998
Gramps, look what grandma sent me.

922
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:26,330
It's gone viral.

923
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:29,674
Tsk, she looks ridiculous.

924
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:32,127
She's had her hair done.
It's knocked years off her.

925
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:33,921
-[car tyres screech]
-flhud]

926
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:36,097
-[Mike] Ooh!
-[Pamela] Sorry. Foot slipped.

927
00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:41,603
[lively chatter]

928
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,305
-Come on, Bif!
-What?

929
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,981
We're in danger of sobering up?

930
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,308
Not on my watch.

931
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:47,692
Try.

932
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:50,945
Mmm, lethal.

933
00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:52,819
-|sn't that the point?
-[chuckles]

934
00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:54,487
Yes.

935
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,532
[chatter and music]

936
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,287
Charlie?

937
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,495
Ah! Refreshments!

938
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,080
Lovely!

939
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,171
-Cheers, buddy!
-Right, that looks a bit tasty!

940
00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:16,338
Listen. Oh, look! Listen, listen.

941
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,515
LondonYouth14 commented,

942
00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:22,186
"They may be clapping,
but these old peeps are banging!"

943
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:23,853
[all] Whoo-hoo.

944
00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:25,188
In English, please.

945
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:28,813
He's saying despite being old,
and a little frayed,

946
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,395
these elderly people are rather good.

947
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:33,026
[cheenng]

948
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,822
Who's gonna argue with that?

949
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,696
[cheenng]

950
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,496
[chuckles]

951
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:46,368
Oh, hello.

952
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:47,707
Hiya.

953
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:51,248
I can't believe how...

954
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,585
how homely your barge is.

955
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,841
Mmm. You sound surprised.

956
00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,591
Well, I suppose I've never really thought
of a boat as a place to live.

957
00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:02,342
-Want to...
-Oh, yes, thanks.

958
00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:05,304
So how long have you had it? Uh, her?

959
00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:07,188
Oh, it's...

960
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:11,769
coming up to about five years, I think,
since I sold the house.

961
00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,898
Everybody advised me to, you know,

962
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,365
stay on the property ladder,
keep my money in bricks and mortar.

963
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:24,198
Yeah, they say the same thing to me
about my share of the sale.

964
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:29,916
Well, you know, this country's obsessed
with home ownership, isn't it?

965
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:30,962
Hmm.

966
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:36,051
You know, I suppose it makes people
feel independent.

967
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:38,632
But I see it differently.

968
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,052
It's like a trap.

969
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:48,556
Plus |, uh,
I had to free up a bit of capital.

970
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:54,979
Well, I can certainly see the advantage
of being able to change your neighbours

971
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:56,313
whenever you feel like it.

972
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,991
-I won't tell Ted you said that.
-[both laugh]

973
00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,655
So do you...

974
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,287
see yourself living like this forever?

975
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,167
No.

976
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,496
No, no.

977
00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:16,876
When the time's right,
I plan to take on a bigger adventure.

978
00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:20,462
You know, sail across the Channel.

979
00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:24,971
Slowly work my way down through France
to the Camargue.

980
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:29,979
That sounds idyllic.

981
00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:31,807
Yeah.

982
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,318
As long as the pump on the toilet
doesn't pack up.

983
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,858
[both laugh]

984
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:40,399
Well, you know...

985
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,244
Here.

986
00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:48,703
Can you remind me exactly
why we're doing this?

987
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:50,125
Because swimming's good for you.

988
00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:51,873
Not in the middle of winter.

989
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:52,998
Do shut up.

990
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,671
Morning, Pru, what's the water like?

991
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,667
Very cold. Not that you'd notice.

992
00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:00,718
What's wrong with her?

993
01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:03,047
We had a thing once, didn't last.

994
01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:04,472
You...

995
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,016
You swing both ways?

996
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,514
Sure, sometimes.

997
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,563
You should try it.
Doubles your chances on Saturday night.

998
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,018
-Hello.
-Hi.

999
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,276
You and Charlie
seem to be getting on better.

1000
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:19,521
Well, he's... He's a very good host.

1001
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:23,200
I noticed some guests
got more attention than others.

1002
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:25,906
Last one in is a sissy.

1003
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,030
chountyouin.

1004
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,242
Ten, nine, eight...

1005
01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:32,371
[sh rieks]

1006
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,503
[grunting]

1007
01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:38,791
Are you afraid to warm up?
You should start moving. Come on!

1008
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,750
-[Sandra gasping]
-[Bif laughs]

1009
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:44,466
Ow! Ooh.

1010
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:45,888
What's the matter?

1011
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,887
My bloody back's playing up again.

1012
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,843
-Ow!
-Serves you right.

1013
01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:02,064
I can't believe you still make these.

1014
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,947
I remember mum teaching us to do them
like it was yesterday.

1015
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:07,994
I think she regretted it, though.

1016
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,410
We used to drive her mad squabbling over
the glitter, didn't we?

1017
01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:17,295
My favourite Christmas treat was being
taken up to London to see the lights.

1018
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,962
Apart from that time when we went
to see Santa at Selfridges,

1019
01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:23,714
and you peed yourself
when you sat on his knee.

1020
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:27,297
I don't know who was more upset,
me or him.

1021
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:29,674
Him probably.

1022
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:32,890
Shall we go tomorrow?

1023
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:35,351
Huh? What? To see the lights?

1024
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:36,560
Why not?

1025
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:38,267
Okay.

1026
01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,943
We could do a bit of shopping,
'cause I need to get something for Luke.

1027
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,190
Hmm. All right, well, you do that first
and then I'll meet you later.

1028
01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:45,899
-Wait, I'm gonna help you down.
-Help you down?

1029
01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:47,484
-Or I'll go down.
-No, no, no, no. Come on.

1030
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,874
Hello, Sandra.

1031
01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:00,839
Oh, Charlie.

1032
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:05,385
[Sandra] Well, Bif didn't say
you were coming.

1033
01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:08,384
No, no, she didn't say
you were coming either, is she here?

1034
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,091
All right, um...

1035
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,344
I'll, I'll just call her.

1036
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,061
All right, yeah, yeah.

1037
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,065
[mobile phone ringing]

1038
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:22,561
[beep]
-Sandra, hi.

1039
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:26,819
[laughs] Oh, I'm so sorry.

1040
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:30,953
I ran into an old flame this afternoon,
I completely lost track of time.

1041
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,159
-[whispers] Sorry, we're ready.
-What?

1042
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,701
[beeping]

1043
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:36,991
Didn't I mention he was joining us?

1044
01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:38,208
[beeping]

1045
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,503
Yeah. Listen, I've got to go.

1046
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:41,875
I'll see you back at home.

1047
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,381
Okay, bye.

1048
01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:47,798
[man] Standard! Standard!

1049
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,304
She's not coming, is she?

1050
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:51,889
Nope.

1051
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:59,848
Well, it'd be a shame not to see
the lights...now we're here.

1052
01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:01,353
Hmm?

1053
01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,771
-Right.
-Shall we? Yeah.

1054
01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:08,565
[chatting indistinctly]

1055
01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,224
I don't know.
What was wrong with a Satsuma

1056
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,393
and a couple of walnuts in a stocking?

1057
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:38,686
I wanted to make up for not being there.

1058
01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:41,097
-Here, let me take that.
-Oh, thank you.

1059
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,853
Makes it a bit easier for you, yeah.

1060
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:47,567
Actually, this will be the first year
I won't see my grandson

1061
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,067
open his stocking.

1062
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,031
Christmas without any children
is going to feel very strange.

1063
01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:58,160
Yeah. We tried for kids, but...

1064
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:00,746
it just didn't happen.

1065
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,418
Oh, I'm sorry.

1066
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:07,712
Oh, it's okay. No. In some ways, it...
it brought us closer together.

1067
01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:13,297
Anyway, Lilly always said I was
enough trouble to look after, you know?

1068
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:14,847
Uaughs]

1069
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,809
[indistinct chatter]

1070
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:44,661
Yeah.

1071
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:47,005
Tonight's been a trip down memory lane.

1072
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:51,711
I once stood on this corner with 300 girls
queuing around the block.

1073
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,753
Yeah? For what?

1074
01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:57,344
Waiting to audition for Chorus Line.

1075
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,973
You're a dark horse, aren't you?

1076
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:04,139
I had a feeling you had a bit of form!

1077
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,599
[both laugh]

1078
01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:06,933
Did you make the cut?

1079
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:10,107
Well, sort of. Erm, I got through
the second round

1080
01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,735
but then I discovered lwas pregnant.

1081
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,613
So, I embraced a different role.

1082
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:17,242
Motherhood.

1083
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,578
Ever fancy giving it another go?

1084
01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:23,750
Mike had a rather traditional view
of family life,

1085
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:26,795
and being a West-End Wendy
didn't really fit into that.

1086
01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:29,080
[truck beeping]

1087
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:32,254
That's your van, isn't it?

1088
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:34,465
Oh, no. No.

1089
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:37,551
Hey, excuse me, mate, I say, excuse me!

1090
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:41,806
You've gotta be kidding me.
I mean, I've paid till 11 o'clock.

1091
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,433
Not to park on a motorbike bay,
you didn't.

1092
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,936
Yeah, but it's gotta be
a matter of inches, isn't it?

1093
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,982
Come on, where's your Christmas spirit?

1094
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,652
I drive a tow truck, mate,
not Santa's sleigh.

1095
01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:54,151
How much is the fine, anyway?

1096
01:05:54,242 --> 01:05:57,575
£280 for moving it,
plus the parking ticket of 65 quid.

1097
01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:00,324
Then, 40 quid a day storage after that.

1098
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:04,704
Surely, in a situation like this, where
someone has made a genuine mistake...

1099
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,955
You are breaking my heart, lady.

1100
01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:09,412
Ah, well, as a matter of fact,
I happen to be... Ooh!

1101
01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:11,372
-[engine starting]
-[Driver] Oi!

1102
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,424
What the hell are you doing?

1103
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:15,794
You coming?

1104
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,171
Oi.

1105
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:21,640
Oi! You can't do that!

1106
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:23,764
Grinch!

1107
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,265
Maniacs!

1108
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:28,185
[tyres screeching]

1109
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,527
[both laughing]

1110
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:43,913
[laughs] Okay. Keep your eye out
for the wanted posters.

1111
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:58,553
Thank you for the door-to-door service.

1112
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,679
[speaks French]

1113
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:13,226
-Goodnight, Charlie.
-Yeah, goodnight.

1114
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,787
How long had you been planning
that little stunt?

1115
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,285
At our stage of life,

1116
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,338
why waste time waiting for things
to take their natural course?

1117
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,131
-So, did you?
-No!

1118
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:41,631
He didn't try to kiss me or get his leg
over or anything else untoward.

1119
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,840
-He was a perfect gentleman.
-I need to have a word with him.

1120
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,516
No, you need to leave it alone.

1121
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:47,719
You've meddled quite enough,
thank you very much.

1122
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,141
Tell me you at least had fun.

1123
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,604
-Yes, I did.
-[chuckles]

1124
01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:57,108
-[chatter and laughter]
-[all] Cheers.

1125
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,444
[cheenng]

1126
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:06,237
Before you go off
and join the queue for Santa's grotto,

1127
01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,197
I've got an early Christmas present
for you all.

1128
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,533
We've been talent spotted.

1129
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:13,836
The artistic director of the Rome Biennale

1130
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:18,462
has invited us to perform,
after seeing our flash mob online.

1131
01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:23,388
We leave on the 10th of February,
for two nights, all expenses paid.

1132
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:25,010
[cheenng]

1133
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,013
[Sandra] We're going to Rome!

1134
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,390
This hotel better have satellite TV.

1135
01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,642
I cannot miss Arsenal
beating the Spurs again.

1136
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,066
Oh, Ted, we're going to Rome,
City of Lovers!

1137
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:37,565
Exactly! The only question
you should ask yourself

1138
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,737
is whether you can upgrade
to a bigger bed!

1139
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:41,447
[laughter]

1140
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:45,276
Come on, come on! Go fast, go faster!

1141
01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:48,158
Go faster!

1142
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,364
On three. One, two...

1143
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,290
[all cheering]

1144
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:54,164
-We've all got one!
-Ooh, a little frame.

1145
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,837
Hang on, let's have a look here.
Oh, here we are.

1146
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,165
What's this? Oh... Okay, all right.

1147
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,466
All right, erm...

1148
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:04,721
"Which, er, playwright
was terrified of Christmas?"

1149
01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:05,755
Don't know.

1150
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,427
Noel Coward!

1151
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:09,600
-[all groan]
-Ha-ha-ha!

1152
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:11,435
Okay, okay, okay.

1153
01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:14,397
"What do you get if you eat
Christmas decorations?"

1154
01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:16,437
[all] Tinsel-itis.

1155
01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,360
Bif, what have you got?

1156
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,481
You know how they say,
you can't choose your family

1157
01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:24,323
-but you can choose your friends?
-[all] Yeah.

1158
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:27,994
Well, I couldn't have chosen
a better bunch than you lot.

1159
01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,328
Aw!

1160
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:32,623
And Sandra, over the last few months,

1161
01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:35,710
I've realised I've got my sister back.

1162
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:41,508
And that's the most precious
Christmas gift I could have wished for.

1163
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:43,964
Aw, good.

1164
01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:45,261
[laughter]

1165
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,009
-[Charlie] To family and friends.
-Yeah.

1166
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,215
-To family and friends.
-[all] Cheers!

1167
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:54,934
[Charlie] Now, does anybody fancy
another one of these rissoles?

1168
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,060
Rissoles are cheap today!

1169
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,982
[chatter continues]

1170
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,230
It’s been a disaster from start
to finish, Mum.

1171
01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:05,815
It’s the worst Christmas ever!

1172
01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,113
-What happened?
-Lunch was inedible.

1173
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,450
It all came out of a packet
and Pamela still managed to burn the lot.

1174
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,324
Luke wasn’t even allowed to play
on her new carpet

1175
01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:16,034
with the remote-control jeep you bought.

1176
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:19,663
And then, she and Dad got drunk
on mulled wine and had a blazing row.

1177
01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:21,672
So the day got better then?

1178
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:24,042
-Mum!
-[chuckles] Sorry, sorry.

1179
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:27,216
I'll take some of these pies back home.

1180
01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:29,046
-Oh, that's a good idea.
-Shame to let them go to waste!

1181
01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,098
Can you pick up a couple of glasses
from in there?

1182
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,471
Yeah, let's get this carnage cleared up.

1183
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,344
[Sandra] Shh, shh, shh, she's asleep.

1184
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:36,971
[music playing]

1185
01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:40,311
She's out for the count.

1186
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,563
To be honest,
I was really dreading Christmas this year,

1187
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,820
but it has been one
of the most enjoyable I can remember.

1188
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:48,990
Yeah, me too.

1189
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,527
Yeah, I'm...

1190
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:53,366
Although, I'll tell you,

1191
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,495
I'll be pleased not to have to listen to
any more Christmas tunes until next year.

1192
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,746
[both laugh]

1193
01:10:59,338 --> 01:11:02,455
What, er... What music are you into, then?

1194
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:04,294
Er...

1195
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,338
This sounds terrible,
but I'm not really sure.

1196
01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:11,131
Mike used to play drive time compilations
in the car, but we didn't really

1197
01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:13,008
have any in the house.

1198
01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:15,768
How can a couple
not have music in their lives?

1199
01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:19,104
I mean, the pressure on conversation
isinsane.

1200
01:11:19,233 --> 01:11:20,439
[both laughing]

1201
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,642
[upbeat music playing]

1202
01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:24,935
Now that's more like it.

1203
01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:34,112
Well, what, don't you know this one?

1204
01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:35,662
[Sandra] No.

1205
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,039
Yeah, it's, er,
it's called the Harlem Shake.

1206
01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:44,964
-Come on, give it a go.
-No, I'll just do this lot.

1207
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,667
Come on, come on, come on, they're not
going to go anywhere, are they?

1208
01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:50,048
Come on, come on, right,
so it's all about the hips, right?

1209
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,596
It's in the hips and the shoulders, so...

1210
01:11:53,851 --> 01:11:55,307
Right, so hips...

1211
01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:59,724
-I don't know what kind...
-Come on, what's going on down here?

1212
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,647
I thought you were supposed to be a pro
or something.

1213
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:04,066
I mean, you look like you're trying
to crack a walnut down there!

1214
01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,643
Thank you! Charming!

1215
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,444
Come on, you're gonna
have to loosen up a little bit.

1216
01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:09,068
Shake it out a little bit, all right?

1217
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,447
Yeah...

1218
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:13,359
Oh, now you look like
you're trying to hump the wall!

1219
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,578
[both laughing]

1220
01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,075
Okay, all right.

1221
01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,379
[Bif coughing]

1222
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:30,092
Are you all right? What's the matter?

1223
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:33,179
Can you get my inhaler?
It's in my cardigan.

1224
01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:34,802
[panting]

1225
01:12:34,892 --> 01:12:35,847
All right?

1226
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:38,638
-There you go.
-Thanks.

1227
01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:41,388
-I didn't know you had asthma.
-[inhales deeply]

1228
01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:44,769
Okay?

1229
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:47,734
Mmm... It flares up from time to time.

1230
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,397
It's fine now.

1231
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,983
I'm sorry for being such a bad host.

1232
01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:54,859
Falling asleep on the job.

1233
01:12:54,954 --> 01:13:00,039
Don't worry about it. Don't apologise.
You left me in very capable hands.

1234
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,120
[panting] I'm fine now.

1235
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,665
-All right?
-Mmm.

1236
01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:08,832
[Bif coughing]

1237
01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:14,212
Oh...

1238
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:16,805
Use your inhaler!

1239
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,222
[whispers] Oh.

1240
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,345
-[coughing continues]
-Mmm...

1241
01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,658
-Morning.
-Mmm.

1242
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,652
Oh, I'm starving.

1243
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,910
What are all those?

1244
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,869
They're for the asthma.

1245
01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:51,711
I'm dying.

1246
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:55,677
There had better be
a good punchline to this.

1247
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,095
How about Stage 4 lung cancer?

1248
01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:06,104
They referred me to an oncologist,

1249
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:09,521
when they couldn't make out
why my back wasn't mending.

1250
01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:15,190
And then I got the result of a scan,
a couple of weeks ago.

1251
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:20,994
[exhales sharply]

1252
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,664
Why didn't you tell me?

1253
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:28,078
Well, I needed the time,
just to get my head around everything.

1254
01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:36,252
So when do you start chemo?

1255
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:40,635
I'm not going to put myself
through all of that.

1256
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,724
You have to.

1257
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,636
No, I don't.

1258
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,907
[Sandra sobs]

1259
01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:15,924
I don't want any tears, Charlie.

1260
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:20,758
You aren't getting any.

1261
01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,640
Oh.

1262
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,352
Purely medicinal purposes.

1263
01:15:33,779 --> 01:15:35,861
-Mmm.
-Can I have a puff?

1264
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,072
[both chuckle]

1265
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,536
You're the only people I'm telling.

1266
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,670
I couldn't bear everyone else to start
treating me like a sick old woman.

1267
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:56,507
What about Jackie and Ted?

1268
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:03,055
What I need most
are things to look toward to.

1269
01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:07,097
And if I tell everyone,
it will spoil Rome.

1270
01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,348
You're not still thinking of going?

1271
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:10,847
No.

1272
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:13,228
I thought I'd just sit here
and wait to die.

1273
01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:16,269
[both laugh]

1274
01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:18,236
[coughing]

1275
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,414
-Buongiorno, madame.
-Buongiorno.

1276
01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,916
[speaking Italian]

1277
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,095
[Jackie] Did you know
she could speak Italian?

1278
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:49,973
-[Sandra] Not a clue!
-[Bit] Okay, everybody, let's get

1279
01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:53,056
our glad rags on.
It's called the Eternal City for a reason.

1280
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,854
-I'II take it.
-lt's all right, Sandra.

1281
01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,651
I've got cancer, I'm not an amputee!

1282
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:01,234
[church bells tolling]

1283
01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:13,791
[Charlie] Stunning!

1284
01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:18,498
-Thank you.
-Oh, I meant the view.

1285
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,793
-Oh, yes.
-No, no, I'm onlyjoking.

1286
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,002
Of course, I am.

1287
01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:26,881
Oh, no, you look bellissimo.

1288
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:32,762
Look, Sandra,

1289
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:34,934
I know it's difficult...

1290
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:38,483
But Bif's made her choice.

1291
01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:42,233
I'm trying to be strong for her,

1292
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,275
but we're out from different cloth.

1293
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:49,700
You two are more similar than you realise.

1294
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,865
[Italian song playing]

1295
01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:56,835
[indistinct chatter]

1296
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:01,961
[laughter]

1297
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:23,692
[song continues]

1298
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:05,071
Ah, it's a good job we don't have
a bloody matinee tomorrow.

1299
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:06,980
We do.

1300
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,576
What can you do? Signore!

1301
01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:14,913
[Bit] That's exactly
what the doctor ordered.

1302
01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:17,116
[Sandra] I've eaten so much,
I think I might need a doctor!

1303
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:18,246
[Bif laughs]

1304
01:19:19,546 --> 01:19:21,662
[Bit] Oh, I love this city.

1305
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,502
[Sandra] And it seems to love you.

1306
01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,710
| first came here in 1969,

1307
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,256
when I hitch-hiked across Europe
with Polly Watkins.

1308
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,466
-I don't remember that.
-No, well, you were still at school.

1309
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:36,344
By day, I was a chambermaid,

1310
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,020
and by night, I was Audrey Hepburn,

1311
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,599
looking for my own Roman Holiday.

1312
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:45,937
That's when I met him.

1313
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,194
Which "him" is this?

1314
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:51,908
His name was Gino.

1315
01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:55,992
A group of us used to hang out
at his parents' restaurant

1316
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,746
after closing time and eat huge feasts
of all the leftovers.

1317
01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,420
He called me his little pattumiera.

1318
01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,839
-Huh?
-Little dustbin. [chuckles]

1319
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:08,333
Because I'd eat anything he cooked.

1320
01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:10,294
He had a way with words, then.

1321
01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:12,675
He had a way with most things.

1322
01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:15,299
Look at this.

1323
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,393
We were madly in love,

1324
01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:21,225
and planned to spend our lives together.

1325
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:26,276
His parents gave us their blessing.

1326
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,109
And then,

1327
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:32,654
two weeks before
I was supposed to move here,

1328
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,864
he was killed in a stupid car cash.

1329
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,365
No.

1330
01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:44,837
And when I finally got myself
back in one piece,

1331
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:48,674
I vowed I wouldn't ever let myself
feel that pain again.

1332
01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:51,255
And I haven't.

1333
01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:53,883
But you know what?

1334
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:59,343
Being back here now,

1335
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,265
I regret it.

1336
01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:03,226
Regret what?

1337
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,729
Never falling in love again.

1338
01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:08,898
[Charlie] Oi, come on, you two!

1339
01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:10,855
Big day tomorrow.

1340
01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:14,321
Time to go up
the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.

1341
01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:16,117
Come on.

1342
01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:19,450
-Come on.
-Yeah.

1343
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:26,753
[mobile phone ringing]

1344
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:36,922
Oh...

1345
01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:39,016
Hello, Nicola.

1346
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,435
Is everything all right?

1347
01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:42,682
[Nicola] Yes, great.

1348
01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:45,264
Dad’s left Pamela. He’s going to call you.

1349
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,023
[sighs]

1350
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,900
Really? What's he expecting?

1351
01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:52,442
Me to come running back
now he's had his fun.

1352
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,273
/ don ’t know.
Will you at least speak to him?

1353
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:55,574
It's not that simple.

1354
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,485
Besides,

1355
01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:00,362
I'm in Rome.

1356
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,040
Rome? What are you doing there?

1357
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:04,909
[yawns] I'm dancing.

1358
01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:06,872
At a festival.

1359
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,246
You don ’t like dancing.

1360
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,547
There are a lot of things I forgot I liked
whilst I was with your father.

1361
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:18,430
Listen, darling, I've got to go,

1362
01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:21,391
'cause we're on stage in about...

1363
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,968
Oh, shit!

1364
01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:38,283
-Buongiorno, madame.
-Buongiorno.

1365
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:40,326
-Are you enjoying your morning?
-Oh, lovely, thank you!

1366
01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,324
[music playing]

1367
01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:46,579
What do you think, Charlie?

1368
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:49,085
Not bad for a warm-up act.

1369
01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:01,347
How's your head?

1370
01:23:02,519 --> 01:23:04,350
Thumping in time with the beat.

1371
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,685
[woman] All right, guys? Come.

1372
01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:16,571
[music ends]

1373
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,658
[cheering and applause]

1374
01:23:24,124 --> 01:23:25,989
-[indistinct announcements]
-[inhales]

1375
01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,199
I'm here.

1376
01:23:27,794 --> 01:23:30,331
-[Bit] Oh! Thank goodness!
-[Corrinna] Oh, here she is!

1377
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:35,003
Oh, here she is.
Okay, guys, it's show time.

1378
01:23:35,135 --> 01:23:37,626
Just remember, if you enjoy it,
they'll enjoy it.

1379
01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:39,837
-You'll be fabulous.
-Break a leg, everyone.

1380
01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:41,763
[Announcement in Italian]

1381
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:48,595
[Sisters playing]

1382
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,757
[audience murmuring]

1383
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,012
[Chantilly Lace playing]

1384
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:44,734
[Stomp playing]

1385
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,777
[Waltz playing]

1386
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:48,931
[In the mood playing]

1387
01:26:24,137 --> 01:26:25,252
Well done.

1388
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,506
[cheering and applause]

1389
01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:32,300
[man 1] Bravo!

1390
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:35,645
[man 2] Bravo!

1391
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,270
Whoo!

1392
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:42,019
[man 3] Bravo!

1393
01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,190
[man 4] Bravo!

1394
01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,701
[Bif coughing]

1395
01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:55,783
-Look out.
-Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1396
01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:56,912
Whoa!

1397
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:58,284
[chuckles]

1398
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:01,955
Now, you sure you don't want me
to stay in with you tonight?

1399
01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:04,632
We could order up room service,
anything you fancy?

1400
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,835
Definitely not.

1401
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,638
All the excitement has taken it out of me.
I just need to rest.

1402
01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:12,553
You go and enjoy yourself with Charlie.

1403
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:14,510
Mmm.

1404
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:20,274
Promise me, you won't make
the same mistake I did.

1405
01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:27,609
Ever trust anyone again, really.

1406
01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:34,363
Sometimes,
you just need to take a leap of faith.

1407
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,094
Yes, bullseye! Right.

1408
01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:54,008
"First one guarantees
that you will return to Rome."

1409
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,683
Okay, and what's this one for?

1410
01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:59,179
No, I'm not telling you
till you've thrown it.

1411
01:28:03,653 --> 01:28:07,362
Yes! Bosh! Right. Yeah, right.

1412
01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:10,608
It says that the second one...

1413
01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:14,445
Leads to new romance.

1414
01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:19,203
What's the third one for?

1415
01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:24,454
It's... Marriage.

1416
01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,921
One sec. Sandra, erm...

1417
01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:35,424
There's something I need...

1418
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,343
Well, you're not going to tell me
you're married?

1419
01:28:44,110 --> 01:28:45,316
What...

1420
01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:50,610
Yeah, Lilly's in the advanced stage
of Alzheimer's.

1421
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:52,190
I thought you told me your wife had died.

1422
01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:54,025
No, no, I never said that.

1423
01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:57,579
She's been in a care home
for the past five years.

1424
01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,202
She doesn't recognise me.

1425
01:28:59,709 --> 01:29:03,247
She doesn't remember anything
about our life together any more.

1426
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:04,544
Does Bif know?

1427
01:29:06,383 --> 01:29:08,874
-Yeah.
-Well, why wouldn't she have told me?

1428
01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:12,882
Well, perhaps she wanted us both
to be happy again.

1429
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:16,215
Oh, I... I can't do this.

1430
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:22,350
Sandra, Sandra, Sandra,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1431
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:24,396
Please, please, listen, just listen.

1432
01:29:27,988 --> 01:29:29,819
I didn't imagine for a minute

1433
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:31,734
that I would be able to move on.

1434
01:29:32,742 --> 01:29:34,983
-But then you come into my life...
-I wouldn't have dropped my guard

1435
01:29:35,078 --> 01:29:36,193
if I'd known the truth.

1436
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:38,653
But I promise you,

1437
01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,322
I didn't set out to deceive you.

1438
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,535
I've grown really fond of you, Charlie.

1439
01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:47,666
But after what I've been through,

1440
01:29:48,174 --> 01:29:50,165
I can't be the other woman.

1441
01:29:51,887 --> 01:29:52,967
Sorry.

1442
01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:07,231
[mobile phone vibrating]

1443
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,325
[sighs]

1444
01:30:30,550 --> 01:30:32,381
[indistinct chatter]

1445
01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,101
Bif.

1446
01:30:54,366 --> 01:30:55,731
[m utters]

1447
01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:00,739
Jackie, was Bif at breakfast?

1448
01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,245
I'm not sure but I'm not
at my best this morning.

1449
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:06,496
Ted and I stayed up until 3:00
testing various Grappas.

1450
01:31:06,586 --> 01:31:08,326
-Do you want me to go and check?
-No, no, she's probablyjust having

1451
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,999
a lie in, it's fine.

1452
01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:18,753
-[Sandra] Thank you, grazie.
-Prego.

1453
01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:21,218
Morning.

1454
01:31:22,185 --> 01:31:24,892
Did you hear me?
I've been knocking for ages.

1455
01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:29,431
Come on, we're gonna miss
the best of the day.

1456
01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:31,982
Hmm?

1457
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,450
Oh...

1458
01:31:43,289 --> 01:31:44,278
No.

1459
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,576
Oh... [sobs]

1460
01:31:52,465 --> 01:31:53,420
Bif.

1461
01:32:00,265 --> 01:32:01,846
[crying]

1462
01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:39,842
Growing up with Bif as my big sister,

1463
01:32:39,929 --> 01:32:44,593
I inherited my very own
alternative life coach.

1464
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:47,475
I learned the ways of the world

1465
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,224
through her example,
and as you can imagine,

1466
01:32:51,107 --> 01:32:53,098
it wasn't all textbook stuff.

1467
01:32:55,945 --> 01:33:00,484
The one thing she wasn't able to teach me
was how to say her name properly,

1468
01:33:01,701 --> 01:33:04,238
which is how she ended up
being known as Bif,

1469
01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:08,076
due to my inability
to pronounce Elizabeth.

1470
01:33:12,295 --> 01:33:13,751
My biggest regret

1471
01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:16,708
is that over the years we grew apart,

1472
01:33:17,801 --> 01:33:20,383
and it was only
when we reconnected last summer,

1473
01:33:21,346 --> 01:33:23,803
that I realised quite how much I missed...

1474
01:33:25,725 --> 01:33:27,215
Her guiding hand.

1475
01:33:31,564 --> 01:33:33,976
Her lust for life was contagious.

1476
01:33:35,527 --> 01:33:38,394
And being around her again
forced me to wake up

1477
01:33:38,488 --> 01:33:40,274
and start making the most of it.

1478
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:49,988
My sister was loyal,

1479
01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:51,990
fun,

1480
01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:53,867
challenging,

1481
01:33:54,838 --> 01:33:58,672
mischievous, generous, loving
and stubborn as a mule.

1482
01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:00,335
[mild laughter]

1483
01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:05,421
She quite simply refused to be defined
by convention, or more recently,

1484
01:34:05,890 --> 01:34:07,050
iHness.

1485
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:13,428
She was truly a one-off.

1486
01:34:16,317 --> 01:34:20,151
The world is going to be a duller place
without you, Bif.

1487
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:35,874
[ducks quacking]

1488
01:34:47,182 --> 01:34:48,888
[whispers] Last one in is a sissy.

1489
01:34:58,109 --> 01:34:59,519
[applause]

1490
01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:04,820
[indistinct chatter]

1491
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,320
-You did very well.
-Are you coming aftenNards?

1492
01:35:12,415 --> 01:35:13,996
Yes, I'll see you back up there.

1493
01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,047
Sandra.

1494
01:35:25,094 --> 01:35:25,958
I, er...

1495
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:27,801
Can we talk?

1496
01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:30,259
About what?

1497
01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:31,260
[Nicola] Mum.

1498
01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,264
-About how you're coping...
-Mum?

1499
01:35:37,774 --> 01:35:39,480
-I...
-I'm going to go ahead and get the car.

1500
01:35:39,609 --> 01:35:40,689
Okay.

1501
01:35:43,196 --> 01:35:45,278
-You look shattered.
-l'm fine.

1502
01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:46,571
No, you're not.

1503
01:35:47,533 --> 01:35:48,818
We're not.

1504
01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:51,492
Please come home, Mum.

1505
01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:55,287
I want to have you with us
for your big birthday.

1506
01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:58,950
There's nothing keeping you here,
any more.

1507
01:36:00,630 --> 01:36:01,915
I'll see you at the top.

1508
01:36:10,515 --> 01:36:12,972
[sighs] Sandra.

1509
01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:17,393
-I know there's no point in...
-No. None at all, Mike.

1510
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,896
I know I behaved like a complete idiot.

1511
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:22,349
Whatever gave you that idea.

1512
01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:27,233
But sometimes the wrong turns in life
bring us to the right place.

1513
01:36:29,701 --> 01:36:33,034
I'd do anything, and everything

1514
01:36:33,663 --> 01:36:37,952
to take away the pain and humiliation
my stupidity has caused you.

1515
01:36:38,209 --> 01:36:41,326
I realise now how much
I really do love you,

1516
01:36:41,421 --> 01:36:42,786
have always loved you.

1517
01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:48,083
Give me... Us, a second chance,

1518
01:36:49,178 --> 01:36:52,796
and I promise,
I won't take you for granted ever again.

1519
01:36:58,730 --> 01:36:59,685
Hmm.

1520
01:37:06,362 --> 01:37:07,772
[Ted] Is that the lot, Sandra?

1521
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:10,150
Yep, that's it.

1522
01:37:11,784 --> 01:37:13,945
Well, the charity shops
will not know what hit them.

1523
01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:16,028
Half of most of it came
from there in the first place.

1524
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:17,157
[chuckles]

1525
01:37:22,587 --> 01:37:24,498
-Good luck, Sandra.
-Thank you.

1526
01:37:31,763 --> 01:37:33,674
I really do hope it works out for you.

1527
01:37:35,391 --> 01:37:37,256
Well, everyone deserves a second chance.

1528
01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:39,554
Even my husband.

1529
01:37:40,897 --> 01:37:42,512
And I hope he knows how lucky he is.

1530
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,145
[door opens and shuts]

1531
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:00,534
[exhales]

1532
01:38:59,350 --> 01:39:01,966
Welcome home, love. [chuckles]

1533
01:39:03,646 --> 01:39:05,386
I went to Marks and did
a bit of a food shop.

1534
01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:08,314
I got the veal and ham pie we like
for tea.

1535
01:39:08,401 --> 01:39:10,062
Er, I couldn't find your pickle.

1536
01:39:10,361 --> 01:39:12,773
As you know,
I'm a bit of a stranger to the larder.

1537
01:39:13,197 --> 01:39:15,028
I had a whisk round with the hoover.

1538
01:39:15,324 --> 01:39:18,066
But I fear my efforts
will not pass muster.

1539
01:39:18,369 --> 01:39:19,529
Uaughs]

1540
01:39:45,354 --> 01:39:46,935
[whirring]

1541
01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:55,520
[whirring stops]

1542
01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:11,915
[Charlie] Dear Sandra,

1543
01:40:12,965 --> 01:40:17,174
I wanted to let you know that Lilly
has sadly passed away.

1544
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:21,421
Now that she has reached the end
of her journey,

1545
01:40:22,308 --> 01:40:25,971
it feels like the right time
to embark on a new one of my own.

1546
01:40:27,563 --> 01:40:30,600
I’m setting sail for France on the 15th,

1547
01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:34,149
from my moorings in Paddington
to make the tide.

1548
01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:38,028
So if you’re life is still without music,

1549
01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:41,528
and you fancy a decent croissant or two...

1550
01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:51,913
[girl] Give it to me.

1551
01:40:52,755 --> 01:40:53,915
Stop it.

1552
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:56,372
Slower.

1553
01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:58,253
-[clinks glass]
-[feed back whines]

1554
01:40:58,344 --> 01:41:02,383
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
and those of you who are undecided.

1555
01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:03,721
[laughter]

1556
01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:07,346
We're gathered here today to celebrate
the birthday of my wonderful wife.

1557
01:41:08,229 --> 01:41:11,187
Like a fine wine,
she only grows better with time,

1558
01:41:11,816 --> 01:41:15,024
and I'm looking toward to sharing
many more vintage years with her.

1559
01:41:15,111 --> 01:41:16,942
-[crowd] Aw!
-Happy birthday, my love.

1560
01:41:18,281 --> 01:41:21,318
[all singing] J‘ Happy birthday to you J‘

1561
01:41:21,659 --> 01:41:24,822
J‘ Happy birthday to you J‘

1562
01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:25,985
Come on.

1563
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:29,163
J‘ Happy Birthday, dear Sandra J‘

1564
01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:34,411
J‘ Happy birthday to you J‘

1565
01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:36,337
[all cheering]

1566
01:41:37,383 --> 01:41:38,714
[music playing]

1567
01:41:41,846 --> 01:41:43,882
God, look what Gloria is wearing.

1568
01:41:45,141 --> 01:41:49,635
Do you remember
that time in Claridge's when,

1569
01:41:50,605 --> 01:41:52,436
when we told her to get the sommelier,

1570
01:41:53,107 --> 01:41:55,598
and she tried to order two bottles of it?

1571
01:41:56,193 --> 01:41:57,478
[giggles]

1572
01:41:57,570 --> 01:41:58,605
Do you remember?

1573
01:41:59,071 --> 01:42:01,733
Oh, was it Claridge's? My memory.

1574
01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:02,859
Uaughs]

1575
01:42:03,367 --> 01:42:05,153
Granny, can you teach me how to dance?

1576
01:42:05,244 --> 01:42:07,235
Oh, I'm in the middle of a story!

1577
01:42:07,622 --> 01:42:09,237
Of course, I can, darling. Come on.

1578
01:42:09,498 --> 01:42:10,533
Oh!

1579
01:42:14,003 --> 01:42:16,665
-I want you to take your shoes off.
-Okay.

1580
01:42:21,093 --> 01:42:23,129
Now, Iwant you to put your feet on mine.

1581
01:42:28,142 --> 01:42:30,884
This is really boring.
Can't we do Gangnam Style?

1582
01:42:31,687 --> 01:42:32,893
Oh, I don't think I know that.

1583
01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:35,267
Wait, wait, wait, stay there, stay there.

1584
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:38,566
Excuse me, excuse me.

1585
01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:44,275
[upbeat instrumental music playing]

1586
01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:24,354
Who fucking cares?

1587
01:43:24,448 --> 01:43:27,030
I do. You've had too much to drink,
let's get you a coffee.

1588
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:28,991
Come on. Come on.

1589
01:43:29,870 --> 01:43:32,282
The last thing I need is a bloody coffee.

1590
01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:36,289
I'm stone-cold sober, Mike.

1591
01:43:38,003 --> 01:43:41,336
You know, I didn't think anything
could be worse than being betrayed by you.

1592
01:43:41,841 --> 01:43:47,131
But actually, I've realised I've spent
the last 35 years betraying myself.

1593
01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:53,391
I want you to remember
that granny loves you very much.

1594
01:43:57,606 --> 01:43:59,312
I love you, too, darling.

1595
01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:02,816
-l'll keep in touch.
-Mum, where are you going?

1596
01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:07,606
To see the world. It's bigger than this.

1597
01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:27,796
[Ted] Charlie, where'd you want the bait?

1598
01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:31,049
Yeah, just there by the hatch,
mate, thanks.

1599
01:44:40,274 --> 01:44:42,515
Hey, Ted, if you change your mind, mate,

1600
01:44:43,068 --> 01:44:45,150
plenty of room in here for a stowaway.

1601
01:44:45,362 --> 01:44:48,775
Aye, if it wasn't for the grand kids,
I'd love to be your cabin boy.

1602
01:44:53,788 --> 01:44:56,325
Hey, why don't you give Jackie a ring, eh?

1603
01:44:56,999 --> 01:44:58,409
Ask her out for a drink.

1604
01:44:58,501 --> 01:45:00,662
-You think so?
-Mind you, if it goes anywhere,

1605
01:45:00,753 --> 01:45:02,618
make sure you get a prenup. [chuckles]

1606
01:45:04,548 --> 01:45:05,913
I'm going to get out here.

1607
01:45:08,093 --> 01:45:11,051
[song playing]

1608
01:45:27,530 --> 01:45:28,485
Sandra?

1609
01:45:28,864 --> 01:45:29,819
What are you doing here?

1610
01:45:30,074 --> 01:45:32,360
-Where's Charlie?
-He left a few minutes ago.

1611
01:45:32,576 --> 01:45:33,531
Oh!

1612
01:45:34,245 --> 01:45:35,200
Wrong way.

1613
01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:37,987
Oh. Wrong way. Thank you.

1614
01:45:38,374 --> 01:45:39,534
[panting]

1615
01:45:47,424 --> 01:45:48,288
Charlie.

1616
01:45:50,219 --> 01:45:51,334
Charlie!

1617
01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:54,091
[song continues]

1618
01:46:37,683 --> 01:46:38,672
Charlie!

1619
01:46:39,768 --> 01:46:40,928
Sandra!

1620
01:46:41,437 --> 01:46:42,847
I didn't think you'd come!

1621
01:46:43,397 --> 01:46:45,308
Neither did I, but you're right,

1622
01:46:45,774 --> 01:46:48,561
it's impossible to find
a decent croissant in Surrey.

1623
01:46:50,112 --> 01:46:51,227
What are you doing?

1624
01:46:52,990 --> 01:46:54,981
I'm taking a leap of faith!