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- [Man] Go.

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Go.

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- Oh, um, hi.

4
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Uh, my name is Mary
O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea

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and, uh--

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- [Man] Don't be nervous.

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- Somewhere out there

8
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is the island my friend Muffy owns.

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It's spring break,

10
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and she's invited us
there for the weekend.

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We're waiting for the ferry

12
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to take us there and, uh,

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I don't know what else to say.

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- [Man] Why don't you tell
us something about yourself?

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- Oh.

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All right.

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Something about myself.

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Um, I want to work with
handicapped children,

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and my parents are my best friends.

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Oh, and I start convent
school next semester.

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And I fuck on the first date.

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(all laughing)

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April Fool's.

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- [Man] Nikki, baby, you're outrageous.

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Get out of here, you knucklehead.

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All right.

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Uh, Kit,

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how about you?

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- I pass.

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- [Man] Uh, Arch, Skip.

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Where are you?

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Come on.

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- Uh, yeah.

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- Yeah.

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Sure, uh-huh.

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I fuck on the first date.

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(laughing)

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We did, on the first date.

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Didn't we, honey?

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He's an animal.

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- [Clara] Need any help down there?

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- No, Clara.

43
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Thanks.

44
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I'm just doing some last minute
straightening up down here.

45
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I don't think I've worked
so hard in my life.

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- You're sure you don't want me to stay?

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There's gonna be nobody
around here to help

48
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till the first ferry
back, Monday, you know.

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- No.

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Clara, you're a peach.

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This one's mine.

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I told my father I'd do it

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and I will, my way.

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We don't want him to have any excuses.

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- [Clara] All right, then.

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Have a nice party.

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- Nice?

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It's going to be better than nice.

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It's going to be bloody unforgettable.

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- Good luck.

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(light orchestral music)

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(vocalizing)

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(growling)
(screaming)

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(laughing)

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- [Man] Here comes the ferry.

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(boat horn blowing)

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- Is this the ferry to the St. John house?

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- Yeah, any second now.

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- Oh, thank goodness!

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I didn't know if I was
on the right road or not.

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- [Kit] Let me help you.

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Kit Graham.

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- Nan Youngblood.

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- Hi.

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That's Nikki Brashears.

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- Are you planning on staying a while?

77
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- No, it's just some work
for finals when we get back.

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You don't know how far behind I am.

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- Hi!

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How's it going?

81
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I got it.

82
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Hi, Arch Cummings.

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I've seen you around.

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Jewett Hall, right?

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- Chaz Vyshinsky.

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You've got great legs.

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- Chaz, Arch already has her bags.

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- I only met Muffy this term.

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In Drama Society.

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I volunteered to do their costumes.

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I like to sew.

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Did you see her in "Ghosts"?

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- No.

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- Oh, she was wonderful.

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She's so talented.

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- Yeah, she is.

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(chuckling)

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- Guy, your fly is open

99
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and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.

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- Come on if you're coming!

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- Excuse me, sir, but we're
still waiting for someone.

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- This is Friday, my last run of the week.

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I don't get paid overtime.

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- But you have to wait because they said

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this is the only way over

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and if he misses this one, how is he--

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(car horn honking)

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- Wait up!

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- Go, go, go!

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- Sorry, guys.

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Nik, Chaz, hi.

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Rob Ferris.

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- Hi.

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- Hi.

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(yelling)

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- Hi.

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Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr.

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But please, call me Hal.

119
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Only my folks call me Harve
and I just can't stand it.

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Sure is pretty here, isn't it?

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- You're friends with Muffy St. John?

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- Sure am.

123
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We sit together in Econ 3.45.

124
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I let her copy my marginal utility curves.

125
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- Oh, I get it.

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That's a joke.

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- [Skip] Harve.

128
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- Hal Springsteen!

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Still the boss!

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(laughing)

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- Okay, let's go-

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We don't have all day.

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- [Hal] You all buddies?

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- Except for Skip and Nan.

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Them we just met.

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- But we will be.

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- Careful what you say to him, though.

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He's Muffy's cousin.

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- [Hal] Oh, no kidding!

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- Distant.

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Over the horizon.

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Otherwise I wouldn't have been invited.

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Old money never mixes family with friends.

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- This is true, as long as I've known her.

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- To protect her family, I guess.

146
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- No, to keep her friends.

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Choose your weapons, big guy.

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- Hey, what's this?

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- [Skip] You up for a game of Stretch?

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- Okay-.

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- Skip, your fly's open.

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- [Skip] Eat it!

153
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- Ah, Rob!

154
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Your fly is open.

155
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Okay, don't believe me.

156
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- Oh, nice.

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(engine revving)

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- We're off.

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- Bye.

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(laughing)

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- [Skip] First round, the Champ!

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- You know what I find amazing?

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Muffy's her real name.

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I mean, my name's Harvey,
but they call me Hal.

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So I figure Muffy must
stand for something.

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Muffin?

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- Muff-child, Moffo the
Muffster, Muffin' Stuff--

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- Muff dive.

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(chuckling)

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00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:28,580
(coughing)

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- Hi, what are you reading?

172
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- Milton's "Paradise Lost".

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For Professor Russo's
course on English Epic.

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- Mmm.

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- You know, it's a shame.

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It's a dying form.

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- Dying.

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- Not too many people read
it nowadays, even in college.

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- Really?

180
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- What about you?

181
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:51,650
- Oh, er,

182
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"Treasure Island: The History
of Pornography in America".

183
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- I'm a state university boy.

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I don't have the perks

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Like some of you private college kids.

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- No, no, no.

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Don't give me that.

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00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,200
- First of all, I'm hoping to interview

189
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,370
with her daddy's company,
Southern Regional Sales,

190
00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:08,200
next year before graduation.

191
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,830
You know, he's worth more than
50 million over the counter.

192
00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,380
But I don't think that's
why she invited me, do you?

193
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,380
- I mean, my God, we're not going to be

194
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sheltered little college
kids our whole life.

195
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:22,760
Wake up!

196
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,010
Smell the bacon, Nan!

197
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,350
It's research I can do all on my own.

198
00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:36,900
And this is the best part,
I never get tired of it.

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00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,740
You want to take a look?

200
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,570
(sniffing)

201
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,460
- Bruce's car was in the shop.

202
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:58,340
- That's not my point.

203
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,220
- Oh, my God.

204
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:10,060
(mysterious orchestral music)

205
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,060
We're going to spend a weekend there?

206
00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,400
- [Skip] What are you a fucking wimp?

207
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,440
- I'm really not that interested anymore.

208
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,360
- Come on, man!

209
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,400
Just one more.

210
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Double or nothing.

211
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,240
- Enough's enough.

212
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,080
- What?

213
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080
Are you scared?

214
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,620
- Hey, I said give it a rest.

215
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,040
- Oh, fuck!

216
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,330
(screaming)

217
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,210
- I'll get him!

218
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,250
I'll get him!

219
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,760
(water splashing)

220
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,970
- [Arch] Where is he?

221
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,470
- All right!

222
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,850
What you're looking for?

223
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:56,890
(laughing)

224
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:57,690
- We got them!

225
00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,520
We got them!

226
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,070
Did we nail them?

227
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,070
- Ha ha ha.

228
00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:02,900
April Fool's.

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00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,860
Very funny.

230
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,240
What the hell is wrong with you guys?

231
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,490
Somebody could have gotten
very hurt out there.

232
00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,530
- At least we don't go in for
this shoe-lace-is-untied crap.

233
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,620
You know that.

234
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,500
(laughing)

235
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,330
- That was great!

236
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,120
Shit!

237
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,590
- Okay, Buck, come on out of there.

238
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,750
Come on, I'm gonna need some help up here.

239
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,590
- Why?

240
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I'll just do it from here.

241
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,510
Throw me a line.

242
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:28,640
- [Kit] This one?

243
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,470
- That's the one.

244
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,930
That'll work.

245
00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:31,720
Thank you.

246
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,600
- Some hero you were.

247
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,180
- Look, I took off my jacket and shoes.

248
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,350
What the fuck do you want from me?

249
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,480
There were three guys in the water.

250
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,520
At least I'm not all wet.

251
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,770
- Chaz, I'm only kidding.

252
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,280
- Nikki, can we borrow your towel?

253
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,110
- [Nikki] Yeah.

254
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:48,820
(ominous orchestral music)

255
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:53,200
- Hey, you guys have got to
admit, it was a hell of a trick.

256
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,040
- I loved it.

257
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,250
(laughing)

258
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:18,600
- Buck!

259
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,690
Look out!

260
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,980
(screaming)

261
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,610
(wood crunching)

262
00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,830
(screaming)

263
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,700
Shit.

264
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,000
(screaming)

265
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,130
- [Chaz] Calm him down!

266
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,250
Calm him down!

267
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:49,550
You've got to get him to a doctor.

268
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,380
- Cal!

269
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,970
(screaming)

270
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:53,800
- Cal!

271
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,140
- Get in the boat!

272
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,680
(all shouting)

273
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,690
- [Buck] They did it!

274
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,070
They did it!

275
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:10,360
(screaming)

276
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,410
- What's going on?

277
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:18,660
Sam, what happened?

278
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,790
- Tricks.

279
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,830
Pranks.

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00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,080
Ask your friends.

281
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,670
Is your dad around?

282
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:26,840
- No, he's in Sutton Place.

283
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,670
Why?

284
00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:29,420
- You haven't heard
from him or anyone else?

285
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,220
- No.

286
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,050
- Look, I'm gonna have to borrow

287
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,550
your boat to get back to shore.

288
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,060
- We keep all the keys
on board in the kitchen,

289
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,770
but I think there's an extra
one under the cushion there.

290
00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:48,070
- Look, you people, stay put, all of you.

291
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,070
If anything else happens,

292
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,650
or if anything happens to Buck,

293
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,530
I want to know just where to find you.

294
00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,250
- Skip, it's not your fault.

295
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,120
It was an accident.

296
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,000
You didn't know.

297
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,540
- Sure.

298
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,550
Did you see his face?

299
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,760
Muffy.

300
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,970
Nothing bad ever happens to her.

301
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,020
- There's an awful lot to
be done with this place.

302
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,150
- You sound as if you own it.

303
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,690
- I will, if all goes well.

304
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:36,190
Next month when I turn 21, it's
my first stage inheritance.

305
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,660
- First stage?

306
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,280
What's your second?

307
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,120
- Texas.

308
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,500
You may be talking to
your future boss, Harve.

309
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,170
(gasping)

310
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,330
- Nikki, burn my bags, baby!

311
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,920
I am home!

312
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,670
Oh, yeah!

313
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,720
I could get really used to this.

314
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,180
- We used to spend all our summers here

315
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,220
before my mother died.

316
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,100
It's a very special place to me.

317
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,100
- [Kit] It's like a dream.

318
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,560
- [Muffy] On a clear day,
you can see the Kennedys.

319
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,430
- Wow!

320
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,940
You guys, look at this!

321
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,440
(humming)

322
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,530
Oh, Muffers, our very own place settings!

323
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,740
With our very own place cards

324
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,410
and here's our own little dolly!

325
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,500
- It's just like an Agatha Christie.

326
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,250
<i>- [Arch] And sparks!</i>

327
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,080
- Sporks?

328
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,460
- And napkins with bunnies on them.

329
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,300
Gee, Muffy, you really spared no expense.

330
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,840
- How do you think Daddy made his money?

331
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,920
- The old fashioned way.

332
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,590
He inherited it.

333
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,720
- I used to have all her outfits.

334
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,850
- Hold it!

335
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,300
Don't anybody move!

336
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,770
But before this night is
over, somebody in this room

337
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:48,270
(laughing manically)

338
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,230
will pull his wang.

339
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,150
- "My first experience was,
A, painful and degrading,

340
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,910
"B, not so hot, but I
really cared about him,

341
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:03,410
“C, I was ready to try again

342
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:06,700
"or D, wildly exciting.

343
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,710
"I had an orgasm.“

344
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,920
- A and part of B.

345
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,590
- A and B, "Painful and
degrading, not so hot,

346
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,430
"but I really cared about him."

347
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,180
That's so sweet.

348
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,720
- I'll take B.

349
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,930
- [Nikki] "Not so hot, but
I really cared about him."

350
00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:28,940
Was it Rob?

351
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:33,060
- Oh, no, it wasn't Rob.

352
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,440
What about you, Nikki?

353
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,780
- A and D, "Painful and degrading.

354
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,740
"Wildly exciting.

355
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,450
"I had an orgasm.“

356
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,660
(laughing)

357
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,240
Anyway, “The one thing I haven't tried yet

358
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,790
"but am intensely curious about is,"

359
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,630
"A, oral sex,"

360
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:56,090
"B, anal entry,"

361
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,380
"C, SandM,

362
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,800
"D, group sex,"

363
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,340
"E, lesbian sex,"

364
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,010
"or F, all of the above."

365
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,140
- What was C?

366
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:12,020
- Hi, my name is Mary
O'Toole O'Reilly O'Shea.

367
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:17,110
I want to go to convent
school, and things like that.

368
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:18,110
Welcome.

369
00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,940
Welcome to my home

370
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:23,280
and "Lifestyles of the
Rich and Undeserving".

371
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,200
My name's Arch Cummings
and I'm on a mission here,

372
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,700
I'm on a mission to bed as
many women as humanly possible.

373
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,330
Nan's out, to be honest.

374
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:38,460
She likes the theater,
you know what I'm saying.

375
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,550
Yeah, she's out of those
first round draft choices,

376
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,630
if you know what I mean.

377
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,350
(mysterious orchestral music)

378
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,250
- A poor boy can say, fuck you, Dad.

379
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,800
I'm my own person.

380
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,880
What's his father going to do?

381
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,170
Kick him out of the house?

382
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:07,550
Disinherit him?

383
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,260
His life won't change much.

384
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,440
He's got nothing to lose.

385
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,940
- His father's love.

386
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,360
(chuckling)

387
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,780
- That was lost a long, long time ago.

388
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:33,490
- [Nan] Skip, blaming yourself
won't make Buck any better.

389
00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:37,000
- Hi.

390
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:42,590
- Ta-da.

391
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,380
- Boy, Muffy, you sure know how

392
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:47,170
to make a guy look forward to dessert.

393
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,590
- Please God, let it be ding dongs.

394
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:52,970
- St. John hospitality,
taken to the extreme.

395
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,600
- [Arch] Well, I think it's real friendly.

396
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,100
Makes me feel right at home.

397
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,850
- [Nikki] How are we going
to feel after these beans?

398
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,310
(Whoopee Cushion farting)

399
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:05,940
(Whoopee Cushion farting)

400
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,200
- You guys!

401
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,070
(all laughing)

402
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,530
- Nan, do you want some beans?

403
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,740
(laughing)

404
00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:25,300
(howling)

405
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,320
(water splashing)

406
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,780
- [Chaz] I wonder how Buck's doing.

407
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,490
- You think we should call or something?

408
00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,200
- I'll call later.

409
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,030
- I'm sure he's getting

410
00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,910
the best medical care available, right?

411
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,750
- Guys, let's change the subject.

412
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,870
- Well,

413
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,250
Harve's got his job
interview all figured out.

414
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,130
What about the rest of us?

415
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,590
Does anyone know what they're gonna be

416
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:09,970
doing after graduation?

417
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,430
(all laughing)

418
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:21,270
- Good choice, Arch.

419
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,190
- This is incredible.

420
00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:25,690
Here we are, privileged, independent,

421
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:28,190
the hope for the future
right at this table.

422
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:30,190
Not one of us knows what we're gonna do

423
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:31,950
with the rest of our lives.

424
00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:32,780
- Rob knows.

425
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,570
- Kit, come on.

426
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,330
- Rob is going to medical school.

427
00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:37,160
- No shit.

428
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,830
You got early acceptance?

429
00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,750
- We can talk about
this at some other time.

430
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,580
- Why?

431
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,080
You've already had the meeting
with your counselor, right?

432
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,790
- Kit, I don't think he
wants to talk about it

433
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,710
in front of everybody.

434
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:48,130
- [Rob] No, no, I don't mind.

435
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,670
- [Kit] Hey, we're all
friends here, right?

436
00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,470
- Sort of.

437
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,930
- He said to forget it.

438
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,760
He said that my grades might be okay,

439
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:03,270
but basically I possess an
essential lack of seriousness.

440
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,480
And that's what they look for.

441
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,320
- Him too.

442
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,030
That's what my guy said.

443
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,530
I said you've got to be kidding.

444
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,860
How can anyone be serious about anything

445
00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,070
when some moron can steal a bomb

446
00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:15,910
Or push a button

447
00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:18,030
and nuke us all until our shadows glow?

448
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,700
He wasn't impressed with that.

449
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,790
(laughing)

450
00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:24,000
- Oh, what's this?

451
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,170
Dom Perignon sparkling rosé?

452
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,500
- Smells like Ripple.

453
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,590
- [Nikki] Outdone yourself again, St John.

454
00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:33,010
- Can I make a toast?

455
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,050
Well,

456
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,220
someone once said to me

457
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:44,350
to cherish the friends
you make in college.

458
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:47,400
- [Arch] I try to cherish
all the friends I make.

459
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,230
- Stop it!

460
00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,400
- Because, because they'll be the friends

461
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,570
you cherish most for
the rest of your life.

462
00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:59,070
So, well, here's to us.

463
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,500
And here's to my life, because
I'm very glad to be here

464
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,210
and to be a part of all of you.

465
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,080
- Muffy, anything you want to add to that?

466
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,590
- Why me?

467
00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,510
- [Nan] Because you're the hostess.

468
00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:18,140
(all laughing)

469
00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:23,640
- Okay.

470
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,900
In his "Life of Johnson",
James Boswell said,

471
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:32,400
"We cannot predict the precise moment

472
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,780
"when friendships are formed.

473
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,780
"As in filling a vessel drop by drop,

474
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:41,740
"there is at last one
which makes it run over

475
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:42,870
(snoring)

476
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:45,910
"so in a series,

477
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:48,540
"so in a series of kindnesses,

478
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,880
"There is at last one which
makes the heart run over."

479
00:25:56,380 --> 00:26:00,880
So, with this toast,
may our hearts run over

480
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,350
and our friendships be formed.

481
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,560
- All right.

482
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,350
- [All] Cheers!

483
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,480
- [Arch] Going down!

484
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,600
- Okay.

485
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,440
- Mmmm.

486
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,400
All over myself!

487
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,690
(all laughing)

488
00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:14,320
- Muffy!

489
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,530
(laughing)

490
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:18,530
- April Fool!

491
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,090
- Wow!

492
00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:41,180
Is this the bridal suite?

493
00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:42,220
- You like it?

494
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:44,180
I thought you needed the room.

495
00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:45,390
- I'll find a use for it.

496
00:26:48,810 --> 00:26:49,600
Muffy?

497
00:26:51,730 --> 00:26:55,270
I know you and Arch had
something going before I met him.

498
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:58,360
- Arch is sweet, but he
only has two expressions,

499
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,150
collar up and collar down.

500
00:27:00,150 --> 00:27:01,990
- Yeah, I found that out.

501
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,330
I guess what I'm trying to say now is,

502
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,000
you always seem to get there first,

503
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,330
but this time, Chaz is mine, okay?

504
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,580
- What about Hal?

505
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:15,210
- Harvey?

506
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,250
Mr Junior Achievement?

507
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,340
Oh, please!

508
00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:20,880
Yuck!

509
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,680
- Don't try to tell me you hadn't thought

510
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,810
of me in that way, Muffy.

511
00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:29,520
Why, I felt a spark between us

512
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,270
the first time we laid eyes on each other

513
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,900
in Econ 3.45.

514
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,110
Why, just think of it, Muffy.

515
00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:44,740
With my, my talent

516
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:45,530
and your

517
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,950
money.

518
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,500
No.

519
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,840
- All right.

520
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,550
We're going to have some privacy.

521
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,760
(clearing throat)

522
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,970
You've got to be kidding.

523
00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:12,470
- Unless Muffy knows
something about us we don't.

524
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:14,810
- Hold me, big fella!

525
00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:15,650
Hold me!

526
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:16,730
- Just holster it, cowboy!

527
00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,110
- Let's play Hide the Sausage.

528
00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:22,030
(laughing)

529
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:24,570
- Pick it up!

530
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,200
- [Arch] Hold me like a
man can hold another man!

531
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,120
- Why, just think of it, Muffers.

532
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,040
With my raw, driving talent

533
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:39,960
and Your!

534
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:44,720
your--

535
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:49,260
(ominous synth music)

536
00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:07,660
(door clicking)

537
00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:20,420
- Wrong room.

538
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,470
(banging)

539
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,880
- [Hal] Shit.

540
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,050
(spitting)

541
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,770
(gasping)

542
00:30:10,550 --> 00:30:11,680
- Oh, come on!

543
00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:38,040
(water running)

544
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,460
(baby crying)

545
00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:36,510
(ominous synth music)

546
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,170
- Rob

547
00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:10,800
Are you still angry with me?

548
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:13,930
About dinner?

549
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:16,260
- No.

550
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,180
I'm sorry.

551
00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:20,020
I'm not angry at you.

552
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,430
I'm just,

553
00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:22,520
just angry.

554
00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:02,470
(laughing)

555
00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,820
Ow, Jesus!

556
00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:17,030
(laughing)

557
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,710
Very funny.

558
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:29,920
(laughing)

559
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,430
(laughing)

560
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,410
(yelling)
(gasping)

561
00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,200
- Muffy!

562
00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:01,160
- Arch!

563
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,790
- Hi, Muff!

564
00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:05,580
Hi.

565
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,250
- Do you know what time it is, love?

566
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,090
- Mm-hmm.

567
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,380
(squealing)

568
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,880
- Goodnight.

569
00:34:21,850 --> 00:34:23,970
(signing)

570
00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:34,860
(laughing)

571
00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:29,750
- Real funny, you guys!

572
00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:33,790
Better ride than you could give me.

573
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,530
(chuckling)

574
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:52,580
(mysterious orchestral music)

575
00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:55,170
- Hello?

576
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,680
Shit.

577
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:14,060
(clattering)

578
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,020
Who's there?

579
00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:22,860
(cat meowing)

580
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:24,490
Fuck!

581
00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:25,530
Jesus Christ!

582
00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:27,570
Fucking cat!

583
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,910
Oh, God.

584
00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:39,250
(intense orchestral music)

585
00:38:05,610 --> 00:38:07,820
(grunting)

586
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,450
(grunting)

587
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:21,540
- Morning.

588
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,050
- A nightmare about
Buck and I don't know--

589
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,470
- [Rob] Good morning.

590
00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,980
- I was just hungry.

591
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:39,890
I must look a mess.

592
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,070
(gasping)

593
00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:45,070
- Morning, Muff.

594
00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,490
- [Muffy] I forgot to get dressed.

595
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:53,490
- So who made her night?

596
00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:54,490
(laughing)

597
00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:55,700
- I don't know.

598
00:38:57,790 --> 00:38:58,870
- Where's Skip?

599
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,250
- That depends what he's on.

600
00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:03,460
- You guys have got to be kidding.

601
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:04,290
Have fun.

602
00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:05,920
- Hey, Nan, what about it?

603
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,210
Come on.

604
00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:08,260
- No, thanks.

605
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,510
Besides, I thought I'd wait to
see what Muffy wanted to do.

606
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:18,220
- Chaz.

607
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,770
(laughing)

608
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:22,230
(all shouting)

609
00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:23,190
Wedgie.

610
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:24,610
(laughing)

611
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:25,820
- Oh, oh, oh.

612
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:27,150
- Chaz comes down.

613
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,860
He comes down with it.

614
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:32,030
- That's my bad knee!

615
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:38,700
- I've got Nikki, I've got
Nikki, you get the ball.

616
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,620
I'm covering Nikki.

617
00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:44,330
I've got her.

618
00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:45,290
She's covered.

619
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:46,460
- [Chaz] Harvey, Harvey!

620
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,050
Good one, Harve!

621
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,510
Good one!

622
00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:52,720
(grunting)

623
00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,580
(signing)

624
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,960
- Hey, Rob, what's wrong?

625
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:31,590
- I'm just thinking

626
00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:35,470
about that meeting I had with my adviser.

627
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:40,010
I feel like I'm going nowhere.

628
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,140
- [Kit] He only said you
weren't serious enough.

629
00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:48,150
- Kit, maybe it's crazy you
investing so much energy in me.

630
00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:54,240
Oh yeah, sure, you feel
this way about me now.

631
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,200
What about a year from now,
when I'm a TV repairman

632
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,070
and all those other guys are--

633
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,700
- Rob, you're right.

634
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:02,410
- I know.

635
00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:03,250
I told you.

636
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,040
I'm right.

637
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,620
- You're right.

638
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,460
- I know.

639
00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,290
I'm right.

640
00:41:08,290 --> 00:41:09,670
- I said I'm right.

641
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,880
- There's no question.

642
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,760
- [Rob] I'm right.

643
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,840
- [Kit] You're a jerk.

644
00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:18,340
- [Rob] Oh, God!

645
00:41:19,350 --> 00:41:20,140
I am.

646
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,120
- Come here, baby.

647
00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,330
(gasping)

648
00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:15,570
(ominous orchestral music)

649
00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:17,860
(screaming)

650
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,620
- Skip, you son-of-a-bitch!

651
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,330
Skip!

652
00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:28,120
Skip!

653
00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,090
- Respectable young Quaker couple

654
00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:35,880
returning from a quiet
afternoon of non-violent sex.

655
00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:37,880
- So how was it?

656
00:42:39,010 --> 00:42:40,180
- Where's Skip?

657
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,180
Anybody seen him?

658
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,260
- [Nikki] Who wants to know?

659
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,770
- God damn it, can't you just
give me a straight answer!

660
00:42:45,770 --> 00:42:47,140
- We just saw him down at the boat house,

661
00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,770
he was drifting by in a boat.

662
00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:50,650
He wasn't moving.

663
00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:52,440
He looked dead, unless he was joking.

664
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,270
- [Chaz] Well, if it was Skip--

665
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,900
- I saw his face, Chaz.

666
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:57,610
- Look, has anybody seen
him since last night?

667
00:43:02,950 --> 00:43:04,030
Jesus Christ!

668
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:06,240
- [Arch] Well we'll look for him.

669
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,080
I'll go with you.

670
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:07,910
Come on.

671
00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:09,870
- [Chaz] I'm coming, too.

672
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:12,380
- What's happening?

673
00:43:15,090 --> 00:43:15,960
Is something wrong?

674
00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:18,880
- Skip!

675
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,590
Hey, asshole!

676
00:43:21,590 --> 00:43:22,550
- Hey, Skip!

677
00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:23,340
- Wait a minute.

678
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,470
Look at this.

679
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,560
Skip's knife.

680
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,230
- Think it was that guy on the ferry?

681
00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:37,360
- I don't know.

682
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,740
I don't know what to think.

683
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,570
- I say we go looking for them.

684
00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:42,530
Him or Skip, one of them's

685
00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:43,660
got to be around here somewhere.

686
00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:44,950
- You mean split up?

687
00:43:44,950 --> 00:43:45,780
- Yeah.

688
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,620
- That's not--

689
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,740
- No sucker's taking me yet.

690
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,070
- I know why you're avoiding me.

691
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,860
This is your idea of a joke.

692
00:44:25,070 --> 00:44:27,280
That's why you invited me here, isn't it?

693
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,080
Isn't it?

694
00:44:28,990 --> 00:44:29,830
How did you find out?

695
00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:31,040
From one of his preppy friends?

696
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,460
- I don't know what you're talking about.

697
00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,670
- You mean the tape just got there?

698
00:44:38,670 --> 00:44:39,750
Just appeared?

699
00:44:41,170 --> 00:44:43,380
You know, I thought you
wanted to be friends.

700
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:02,610
- Skip!

701
00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:16,620
(suspenseful orchestral music)

702
00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:19,500
Skip?

703
00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,780
(branch cracking)

704
00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:45,450
Skip?

705
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,490
(rustling)

706
00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:10,760
(screaming)
(suspenseful orchestral music)

707
00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:28,240
(gasping)

708
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,450
- Any sign of Skip?

709
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,200
- No luck here.

710
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,160
- Where's Arch?

711
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,370
- [Chaz] He was with you.

712
00:47:21,290 --> 00:47:22,080
- Shit!

713
00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:24,000
That's it!

714
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,960
- I don't like this.

715
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,920
I definitely don't think I like this.

716
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,010
- It's time to call the police.

717
00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:30,840
- 8248.

718
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,680
Constable Potter has
an office at his home.

719
00:47:35,010 --> 00:47:36,140
Who wants tea?

720
00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,680
It'll relax our nerves.

721
00:47:43,190 --> 00:47:45,150
- [Chaz] Is she kidding?

722
00:48:39,830 --> 00:48:40,830
- I didn't know what kind anybody

723
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:43,160
would like so I brought them all.

724
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:45,630
- Here, let me help you.

725
00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:46,790
I'll get some water.

726
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,590
- Has he reached the constable?

727
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:56,260
- We haven't be able to get
through to the mainland yet.

728
00:49:00,390 --> 00:49:02,600
- Oh, the main.

729
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,890
It's probably broken.

730
00:49:04,810 --> 00:49:06,310
- There's no water?

731
00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:07,150
- What's happening?

732
00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:08,310
- [Kit] There's no water!

733
00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:09,900
- What?

734
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,190
- It happens sometimes.

735
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:14,900
But there's still the well.

736
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,030
- [Nikki] Jesus, I'll go.

737
00:49:16,030 --> 00:49:18,070
Just point me in the right direction.

738
00:49:18,070 --> 00:49:19,530
- Not without me.

739
00:49:24,370 --> 00:49:28,870
- I'm not worried about those two.

740
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,130
Skip and Art.

741
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:35,720
They're probably playing
some kind of stupid trick.

742
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,470
- Yeah.

743
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,430
Probably.

744
00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,150
- Is that it?

745
00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,570
When she said well, she really meant well.

746
00:49:56,570 --> 00:49:57,410
Who dug this thing?

747
00:49:57,410 --> 00:49:58,200
Pocahontas?

748
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,530
- Here, let me do that.

749
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,660
I've probably had more
experience than you.

750
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,290
- You mean back home on the farm?

751
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:13,000
- I know you think I'm a hick,

752
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,710
but I'd like to change
your mind about that

753
00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:16,550
if you'd give me a chance.

754
00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:17,680
- [Nikki] Why?

755
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,060
- Because I would really
like to plow your field.

756
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:28,020
- Draw me some water.

757
00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,280
- Oh, crap!

758
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,400
- What happened?

759
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,240
- [Hal] I lost the bucket.

760
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,280
- Harve.

761
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,820
- Hal!

762
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:42,740
The rope was rotten.

763
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,990
Any fool could have seen that.

764
00:50:44,990 --> 00:50:45,910
- You didn't.

765
00:50:45,910 --> 00:50:47,080
- Would you shine the light down there.

766
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,290
So I can get a fix on it.

767
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,710
- Oh.

768
00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:54,500
- [Hal] Nice going.

769
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,590
- Okay, so I spazzed out.

770
00:50:55,590 --> 00:50:56,840
Now we're even.

771
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,670
(signing)

772
00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:58,470
- What do we do now?

773
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,430
- Look, there are little
rungs leading down the side.

774
00:51:06,470 --> 00:51:07,270
- So?

775
00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:09,810
- So you better get a move on.

776
00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:11,100
- Are you crazy?

777
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,560
- I don't exactly relish the idea

778
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,730
of spending the entire rest
of the weekend without water.

779
00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:16,690
- Well, I'm not going down there.

780
00:51:18,110 --> 00:51:18,950
- Okay, fine.

781
00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:21,530
- Whoa, wait a minute!

782
00:51:21,530 --> 00:51:22,700
What are you doing?

783
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:24,280
- [Nikki] What does it
look like I'm doing?

784
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,200
- I don't think you ought to do this.

785
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,990
Nikki.

786
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,160
- Harvey, I'm a big girl now.

787
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,790
I think I can handle a
few spiders and frogs.

788
00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:36,670
- [Hal] Just be careful
down there, all right.

789
00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:38,300
Watch what you're doing.

790
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,510
- [Nikki] Oh, watch what I'm doing?

791
00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:40,760
That's a hot one!

792
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,220
I can barely see a thing.

793
00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:48,220
- Well just, just watch out anyway, okay?

794
00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,430
Just be careful.

795
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,390
(gasping)

796
00:51:51,390 --> 00:51:54,020
Nikki!

797
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:55,480
Nikki!

798
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,320
Nikki!

799
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,110
Hey, answer me!

800
00:51:58,150 --> 00:51:59,820
- I'm fine, I'm fine.

801
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,780
(screaming)

802
00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:06,830
- Nikki!

803
00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:07,620
Nikki!

804
00:52:11,290 --> 00:52:13,290
(ominous orchestral music)

805
00:52:13,290 --> 00:52:14,130
(screaming)

806
00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:14,920
Answer me!

807
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,210
Nikki!

808
00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:20,090
(screaming)

809
00:52:20,090 --> 00:52:20,880
Help!

810
00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:22,970
Nikki!

811
00:52:22,970 --> 00:52:24,050
Nikki!

812
00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:24,840
Answer me!

813
00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:28,350
Help!

814
00:52:28,350 --> 00:52:29,520
Rob, Kit!

815
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,140
Help!

816
00:52:31,140 --> 00:52:33,560
Nikki, damn it, answer me!

817
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,350
Nikki!

818
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,230
Nikki!

819
00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:39,020
Shit!

820
00:52:43,570 --> 00:52:45,860
(screaming)

821
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,080
- [Nikki] Oh, my God!

822
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,370
(screaming)

823
00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:54,750
- [Hal] Come on!

824
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,380
Come on, reach!

825
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:02,760
Damn it, come on!

826
00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:08,510
(screaming)

827
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:10,810
(screaming)

828
00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:18,190
- It's okay now.

829
00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:21,530
With the others, they were outside,

830
00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:25,150
but see, we're inside, so we're safe now.

831
00:53:25,150 --> 00:53:25,990
- [Nikki] It's all because of

832
00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:28,240
what happened on the ferry, isn't it?

833
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:29,080
- It was an accident.

834
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,450
Christ, don't they know that?

835
00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:35,500
- Muffy, where do you keep your guns?

836
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,420
- Guns?

837
00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:40,920
We don't keep guns in this house.

838
00:53:45,630 --> 00:53:46,470
Here.

839
00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:48,140
- God, not the water!

840
00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:48,970
- It's all right.

841
00:53:48,970 --> 00:53:49,930
It's Perrier.

842
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,560
- Here.

843
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,810
(phone ringing)

844
00:53:55,810 --> 00:53:57,690
- Hello.

845
00:53:57,690 --> 00:54:01,190
Constable Potter, listen
man, you've got to help us.

846
00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:02,690
Arch, Skip and Nan--

847
00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:03,530
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

848
00:54:03,530 --> 00:54:04,690
What are you talking about?

849
00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:08,570
That ain't possible.

850
00:54:10,030 --> 00:54:10,870
I'm telling you,

851
00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:12,990
I'm at the hospital
right now visiting Buck.

852
00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:23,840
(ominous orchestral music)

853
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,880
- With Muffy?

854
00:54:31,550 --> 00:54:33,180
What are you saying?

855
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,430
Yeah, all right, all right, all right.

856
00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:38,690
Just please, please get here, okay?

857
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:44,650
He's on his way.

858
00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:49,030
He wants us to wait
here and stay together.

859
00:54:49,030 --> 00:54:50,320
- What about the ferryman?

860
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,120
- [Rob] Wasn't him.

861
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,530
They've been together all day.

862
00:54:53,530 --> 00:54:54,490
- What?

863
00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:55,830
- [Kit] I don't understand.

864
00:54:57,870 --> 00:54:58,660
- I don't either.

865
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,540
He's gonna send up a flare as
soon as he's nearing the dock.

866
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:06,000
Then we go down as a
group to meet him there.

867
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,550
In the meantime, we just wait here.

868
00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:15,200
(light orchestral music)

869
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,250
- It's my father's study.

870
00:56:25,790 --> 00:56:30,290
- I just came in to make sure
that everything was secure.

871
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,720
I had to lock those windows.

872
00:56:33,970 --> 00:56:34,760
- Good idea.

873
00:56:36,350 --> 00:56:39,470
Sometimes, with the tides,

874
00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:40,850
it could take somebody all night

875
00:56:40,850 --> 00:56:43,520
to get here from the mainland.

876
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,230
And even then, sometimes,
they don't make it.

877
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,030
(mysterious orchestral music)

878
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:58,950
- Yeah.

879
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:32,030
- [Rob] What is taking him so long?

880
00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:35,450
- Maybe it's the tides.

881
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:37,570
- Wait a minute.

882
00:57:37,570 --> 00:57:40,490
Aren't we supposed to be staying together?

883
00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:42,200
What about Rob and Muffy?

884
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,710
- Rob's out back checking the doors.

885
00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:45,660
- What about Muffy?

886
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,960
- She's acting less than normal anyway.

887
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,090
- [Kit] What do you mean?

888
00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:52,000
- You mean all day and
you haven't noticed?

889
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:52,920
- Well, who isn't?

890
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,470
- Those nurse's shoes.

891
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:55,920
- What nurse's shoes?

892
00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:58,550
- The clodhoppers she's been
walking around in today.

893
00:57:58,550 --> 00:58:00,100
I mean crepe soles?

894
00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:05,480
- She was arguing with Nan in the hall

895
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,020
before you and Rob came
back alone from the woods.

896
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,480
About something Nan found in her room.

897
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,030
Something--

898
00:58:15,030 --> 00:58:15,820
- [Chaz] What?

899
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:18,910
- Something about an abortion.

900
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:23,540
- I found something in my room, too.

901
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:27,540
But I don't think it was intended for me.

902
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:28,620
- Oh, really?

903
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:30,290
- Oh, fuck you, Chaz.

904
00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:31,290
- What did you find?

905
00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:35,260
- I didn't find anything.

906
00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:37,590
- Uh-huh, and we're just
supposed to believe that, right?

907
00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:38,720
- That's right.

908
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,050
I spent the night with Nikki, Harve.

909
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:41,970
What about you?

910
00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:42,930
- What about me?

911
00:58:42,930 --> 00:58:44,770
- [Chaz] What's your little secret, huh?

912
00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,520
- I don't know what you're talking about.

913
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,600
- Oh, come on, sport-o.

914
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,270
I came into your room last night.

915
00:58:50,270 --> 00:58:52,610
You were jumping around
like your ass was on fire.

916
00:58:52,610 --> 00:58:53,440
- That was nothing!

917
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,530
It was just some newspaper
clippings of some car accidents.

918
00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:57,950
- Nothing personal in that I suppose?

919
00:58:57,950 --> 00:58:58,780
- No!

920
00:58:58,780 --> 00:58:59,740
Who hasn't had a car accident?

921
00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:00,660
That's a common thing.

922
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:01,490
- I haven't.

923
00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:03,200
- Oh, knock it off, Chaz!

924
00:59:13,790 --> 00:59:14,800
See what I wanna know

925
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,010
is how did Muffy find out
about this stuff and why--

926
00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:17,840
- Stop it!

927
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,630
Just stop it, you guys!

928
00:59:19,630 --> 00:59:21,340
What's wrong with us?

929
00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:22,640
What happened to our talk

930
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,100
about friendship and undying loyalty?

931
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:27,720
Do you know what we're saying?

932
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:28,810
We're actually sitting here,

933
00:59:28,810 --> 00:59:29,980
discussing the possibility

934
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:32,480
that Muffy, a good friend of all of ours,

935
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,440
Has invited us all here this weekend to--

936
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,070
(clock chiming)

937
00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:43,820
- I'm going upstairs.

938
00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:45,990
- Muffy, listen, we
should all stay together.

939
00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:48,790
- This is my home!

940
00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:51,080
I'll be in my room.

941
01:00:05,430 --> 01:00:07,600
(dramatic orchestral music)

942
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,930
- She does have a point there.

943
01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:11,690
We're all starting to get
on each other's nerves.

944
01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:13,560
- As long as we all just stay

945
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,570
within shouting distance of each other.

946
01:00:16,570 --> 01:00:17,400
- Are you coming?

947
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:27,990
- I'm gonna find a way up to the attic.

948
01:00:27,990 --> 01:00:29,080
- Why?

949
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,290
- I can probably see the
constable better from up there.

950
01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:33,370
- It's all right.

951
01:00:33,370 --> 01:00:35,420
I can keep watch on the stairs.

952
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,230
(mysterious orchestral music)

953
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,710
- [Chaz] Nikki, come on!

954
01:01:13,710 --> 01:01:14,960
- [Nikki] "Nikki, come on!"

955
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,380
Don't give me any of
this "Nikki, come on".

956
01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:20,460
- [Chaz] What are you doing?

957
01:01:20,460 --> 01:01:21,920
- What does it look like I'm doing?

958
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,510
Look, stay if you like.

959
01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:26,430
Lock your door, dig a trench, hang out.

960
01:01:26,430 --> 01:01:30,180
But once I leave this place,
I'm never coming back.

961
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:32,140
- [Chaz] We're supposed
to all stay together.

962
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:34,640
- [Nikki] Oh yeah, that
has been real effective.

963
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,520
- What are you going to do, huh?

964
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,610
Waltz down to the end
of the pier by yourself?

965
01:01:39,610 --> 01:01:41,070
Check your bags with the porter

966
01:01:41,070 --> 01:01:43,150
and wait for a stray
ocean liner to happen by

967
01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:43,990
and pick you up?

968
01:01:43,990 --> 01:01:46,110
(yelling)

969
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,990
- I can't stay here any more.

970
01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:56,000
- What if the constable never even shows?

971
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,500
- Then I'll swim all the way back

972
01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,130
to the mainland if I have to.

973
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:02,500
- Okay, you relax.

974
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,010
- Oh great, three people are dead

975
01:02:04,010 --> 01:02:05,880
and you are telling me to relax.

976
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,380
- Nikki, just wait a minute, okay, Nikki?

977
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,800
Look at me.

978
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,930
Nikki, look at me!

979
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,560
Now, I know you've been through a lot.

980
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,100
We've all been through a lot.

981
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:19,940
Am I nervous?

982
01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:20,770
Yes.

983
01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:21,610
Am I a little bit scared?

984
01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:22,610
Yes.

985
01:02:22,610 --> 01:02:23,480
But am I running around like a chicken

986
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,280
with its head cut off?

987
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,400
- Oh, nice image.

988
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,860
- No!

989
01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:31,200
I mean, you've got to just
lighten up a little bit.

990
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,330
Come on.

991
01:02:35,330 --> 01:02:39,830
Hey, would the birdman of SandM worry?

992
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,250
- Very funny, Chaz.

993
01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:45,130
- You gotta look at the
bright side of things.

994
01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:46,170
Everything's going to be okay.

995
01:02:46,170 --> 01:02:48,260
- Would you take that thing off?

996
01:02:49,590 --> 01:02:50,800
- Okay, okay.

997
01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:52,680
Ah!

998
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,470
How about this one, huh?

999
01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,730
- You are such a jerk.

1000
01:02:59,730 --> 01:03:02,810
- [Chaz] Oh, this is
turning you on, I can tell.

1001
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,480
Kiss me, you savage she-devil!

1002
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,030
- Get away from me!

1003
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,070
- [Chaz] Ooh, stop it stop it some more!

1004
01:03:09,070 --> 01:03:11,490
I love it when you're rough.

1005
01:03:11,490 --> 01:03:13,700
Of course, it would help
if I could breathe in here

1006
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:14,830
just a little.

1007
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:16,500
Nikki?

1008
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,330
Come and get it!

1009
01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:26,170
(mysterious orchestral music)

1010
01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:26,960
Nikki?

1011
01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:47,440
- Oh, very subtle, Chaz.

1012
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,030
What am I supposed to do?

1013
01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:52,740
Just throw off my clothes
and jump on top of you?

1014
01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:55,870
Just wind her up and watch her go!

1015
01:03:55,870 --> 01:03:58,450
You have got a lot to learn, buddy.

1016
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,460
What is this, show and tell?

1017
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:07,550
You show me yours and
I get to show you mine?

1018
01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:08,340
Well, forget it!

1019
01:04:11,090 --> 01:04:12,590
You can just take that thing

1020
01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:15,050
and shove it right back
in your pants, kiddo.

1021
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:19,430
Chaz.

1022
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,600
Chaz!

1023
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,360
Oh, come on, Chaz.

1024
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,570
Just say something.

1025
01:04:27,570 --> 01:04:31,110
(ominous orchestral music)

1026
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,640
- No one's been up here in years.

1027
01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:06,440
Do you see him?

1028
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,480
- [Rob] No.

1029
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,860
He must not have a light on his boat.

1030
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,990
- [Kit] Or maybe he's
chosen not to use it.

1031
01:05:14,110 --> 01:05:18,610
- Kit, he said something else
about Muffy, on the phone.

1032
01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:19,530
- [Kit] What?

1033
01:05:20,490 --> 01:05:21,410
- He said not to trust anyone.

1034
01:05:21,410 --> 01:05:24,210
That's why we were
supposed to stay together.

1035
01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:26,420
No one was to be left
alone with anyone else.

1036
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:29,340
And he said especially not with Muffy.

1037
01:05:30,710 --> 01:05:32,000
- What did he mean by that?

1038
01:05:32,010 --> 01:05:32,840
- I don't know.

1039
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,670
He wouldn't explain.

1040
01:05:33,670 --> 01:05:34,510
- That's ridiculous.

1041
01:05:34,510 --> 01:05:35,630
- Is it?

1042
01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:36,470
Think about it.

1043
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:38,090
He's known her a lot longer than we have.

1044
01:05:45,810 --> 01:05:47,100
- [Nikki] Wait, wait, Rob.

1045
01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:49,860
What's that?

1046
01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:54,570
- [Rob] Just the dolls.

1047
01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:57,240
- [Nikki] Rob, she's been up here.

1048
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,030
- [Rob] So?

1049
01:06:12,090 --> 01:06:12,880
- [Nikki] Rob!

1050
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,600
- [Rob] Jesus!

1051
01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,100
- [Nikki] Rob.

1052
01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:30,190
- It's Arch, Skip and Nan.

1053
01:06:30,190 --> 01:06:31,770
What are the two over there?

1054
01:06:38,570 --> 01:06:41,660
(flare firing)

1055
01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:42,620
He's here.

1056
01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:43,410
Come on.

1057
01:06:46,790 --> 01:06:47,580
Harvey!

1058
01:06:50,380 --> 01:06:51,170
- Nikki!

1059
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:54,590
Nikki!

1060
01:06:57,670 --> 01:06:58,880
- [Rob] Harvey!

1061
01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:04,260
Harvey!

1062
01:07:32,790 --> 01:07:36,340
(ominous orchestral music)

1063
01:07:55,770 --> 01:07:58,570
(handle thudding)

1064
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,080
- Rob!

1065
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:47,910
- I can't find Harvey.

1066
01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:48,950
- I can't find anyone.

1067
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,290
Nikki's door is locked.

1068
01:08:58,170 --> 01:08:59,750
Rob, it was locked.

1069
01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:05,930
(ominous orchestral music)

1070
01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:07,300
(gasping)

1071
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:08,390
- What about Muffy?

1072
01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:09,220
- Forget her!

1073
01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:10,560
- She's my friend!

1074
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,600
Muffy!

1075
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,060
Muffy!

1076
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,310
Muffy, open the door!

1077
01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:17,400
(screaming)

1078
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,610
(shouting)

1079
01:09:25,110 --> 01:09:25,910
- Come on!

1080
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,340
Constable Potter?

1081
01:09:54,430 --> 01:09:55,810
Constable Potter?

1082
01:09:57,650 --> 01:09:58,440
Constable Potter?

1083
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,370
- [Nikki] Hey, wait, Rob.

1084
01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:18,420
Don't go in there.

1085
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:24,420
- If there's another flare, we can signal.

1086
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,600
- Maybe he already went
back up to the house.

1087
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:35,470
(suspenseful orchestral music)

1088
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,570
- Shit, there's no key.

1089
01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:49,490
- Oh, damn!

1090
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,290
Wait, wait, Rob.

1091
01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:03,210
- "State Hospital.

1092
01:11:03,210 --> 01:11:05,500
"Pursuant to our previous communications,

1093
01:11:05,510 --> 01:11:07,720
"please be advised that the
patient under discussion

1094
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,840
"has still not been found
and returned to custody"

1095
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:11,970
"and is now believed to be attempting

1096
01:11:11,970 --> 01:11:14,140
"to return to her home
in your jurisdiction.

1097
01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,600
"If encountered, exercise extreme caution

1098
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,850
"and notify us immediately

1099
01:11:18,850 --> 01:11:22,060
"as Miss St John has been a
patient here for three years"

1100
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:24,270
"and is still considered
incorrigibly unstable

1101
01:11:24,270 --> 01:11:25,860
"and extremely dangerous."

1102
01:11:27,070 --> 01:11:28,030
- Miss St. John?

1103
01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:31,820
Muffy hasn't been in an
institution for three years.

1104
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:32,950
She's been at Vassar.

1105
01:11:34,830 --> 01:11:37,370
- We've got to get this boat started.

1106
01:11:37,370 --> 01:11:38,160
- How?

1107
01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:42,130
- Oh.

1108
01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:43,380
The house.

1109
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:45,090
Didn't Muffy say there
was a key in the kitchen,

1110
01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:45,920
back in the house?

1111
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,460
- Oh, Rob, I can't go back up there.

1112
01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:48,470
I can't go back there.

1113
01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:50,550
- Kit, we've got no choice.

1114
01:11:50,550 --> 01:11:51,550
We've got to go back.

1115
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:00,940
- Rob, look.

1116
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,440
The doors.

1117
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,060
They've been closed.

1118
01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:15,450
- There.

1119
01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:20,410
That's how we're going in.

1120
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:25,670
Here, hold this.

1121
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,510
Here.

1122
01:12:36,470 --> 01:12:38,180
Where are the stairs?

1123
01:12:39,390 --> 01:12:40,520
- What's that?

1124
01:12:46,310 --> 01:12:47,110
Rob, look.

1125
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:52,110
(suspenseful orchestral music)

1126
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:17,050
Oh, my God!

1127
01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,220
It's Muffy's clothes!

1128
01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:22,100
- [Rob] I don't get it.

1129
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:27,770
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1130
01:13:27,770 --> 01:13:28,690
- What?

1131
01:13:28,690 --> 01:13:29,820
- What's that?

1132
01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:32,190
- I don't know.

1133
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:43,620
- Oh, my God!

1134
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,790
The picture of the girls in the study,

1135
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:48,840
that letter,

1136
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,130
And what the constable
was trying to tell you!

1137
01:13:53,130 --> 01:13:54,130
It's not Muffy!

1138
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,340
It's her twin sister, Buffy!

1139
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:57,430
She's got a twin sister!

1140
01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:58,760
Rob, don't you see?

1141
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:00,510
Rob!

1142
01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:04,640
Oh, my God!

1143
01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:20,280
Rob, I can't--

1144
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,490
- Pull it away.

1145
01:14:29,630 --> 01:14:34,130
(intense orchestral music)
(screaming)

1146
01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:48,810
The boat key?

1147
01:14:48,810 --> 01:14:49,650
It's got to be here.

1148
01:14:49,650 --> 01:14:50,770
- Where is it?

1149
01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:53,070
- The wall!

1150
01:14:53,070 --> 01:14:54,190
The key board?

1151
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:56,610
(screaming)

1152
01:14:56,610 --> 01:14:57,610
Jesus!

1153
01:14:57,610 --> 01:14:59,700
Look in the cupboards!

1154
01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,160
- I can't find it!

1155
01:15:03,450 --> 01:15:04,240
- Damn it!

1156
01:15:08,830 --> 01:15:09,670
Where is it?

1157
01:15:09,670 --> 01:15:10,460
Kit!

1158
01:15:16,090 --> 01:15:17,380
Let me out, Kit!

1159
01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:21,340
(screaming)

1160
01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:22,800
- Let me out, Kit.

1161
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:24,850
- No!

1162
01:15:26,890 --> 01:15:27,680
Rob!

1163
01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:33,190
(screaming)

1164
01:15:33,190 --> 01:15:33,980
Buffy!

1165
01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:37,110
- Run, Kit, run!

1166
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,990
Please, just leave us alone, okay?

1167
01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:45,740
Please, we're just going to go home now.

1168
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:54,290
Enough!

1169
01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,270
Stop!

1170
01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:10,230
- [Rob] Babe!

1171
01:16:10,230 --> 01:16:12,440
- Please just let us leave.

1172
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:16,610
Buffy, you can stop now.

1173
01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:20,740
Stop!

1174
01:16:22,070 --> 01:16:23,200
No, Buffy, no!

1175
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:26,030
- I love you, Kit!

1176
01:16:26,030 --> 01:16:26,830
- Please.

1177
01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:28,700
No.

1178
01:16:28,700 --> 01:16:31,000
Please, just leave us alone!

1179
01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:37,000
Please.

1180
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,880
Just let us go, please.

1181
01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:43,180
No!

1182
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:45,600
No!

1183
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,640
No!

1184
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,930
(screaming)

1185
01:16:51,270 --> 01:16:53,890
(clock ticking)

1186
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,470
Oh, ha ha!

1187
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,470
Ha ha ha!

1188
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,440
That's really funny, you guys!

1189
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:36,900
Really funny!

1190
01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:37,690
Fuck you!

1191
01:17:38,650 --> 01:17:41,190
(all laughing)

1192
01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:45,910
- Kit, I love you!

1193
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:47,950
Kit!

1194
01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:50,490
I love you!

1195
01:17:50,490 --> 01:17:51,330
(screaming)

1196
01:17:51,330 --> 01:17:52,160
- I love you, too, babe.

1197
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,460
(screaming)

1198
01:17:56,290 --> 01:17:58,540
(screaming)

1199
01:18:02,050 --> 01:18:03,920
- [All] April Fool!

1200
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,430
(all laughing)

1201
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,930
(screaming)

1202
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,350
- Kit, Kit!

1203
01:18:22,190 --> 01:18:24,740
(all laughing)

1204
01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:33,410
(screaming)
(all laughing)

1205
01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:42,250
- You guys are so terrific.

1206
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,130
I love you all.

1207
01:18:43,130 --> 01:18:45,920
I want to thank you from
the bottom of my heart

1208
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,680
for being such good sports.

1209
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:48,510
- Oh yeah, sure.

1210
01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:49,340
Quite welcome.

1211
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:50,300
Any time.

1212
01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:51,970
(all laughing)

1213
01:18:51,970 --> 01:18:55,680
- Rob, you and Kit, you two were the best.

1214
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:58,060
You figured it all out.

1215
01:18:58,060 --> 01:18:59,400
The clues.

1216
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,770
They really worked.

1217
01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:02,270
- What clues?

1218
01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,820
- What's this all about?

1219
01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,480
And don't anyone say April Fool's again

1220
01:19:05,490 --> 01:19:06,940
or I'll rip them apart.

1221
01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:07,780
(all laughing)

1222
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,410
- [Both] April Fool.

1223
01:19:10,530 --> 01:19:12,160
- I tell ya.

1224
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,080
It's a script for a weekend special.

1225
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,000
It's going to help me keep the house.

1226
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,210
Look, next month I get the house

1227
01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:20,630
as part of my mother's inheritance.

1228
01:19:20,630 --> 01:19:21,630
It's true.

1229
01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:23,500
But only if I could show my father

1230
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:24,880
that it could carry itself,

1231
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,550
What with taxes and expenses and all.

1232
01:19:27,550 --> 01:19:30,180
Otherwise, he's gonna
sell out of the family.

1233
01:19:30,180 --> 01:19:33,550
So I decided to turn
it into a country inn.

1234
01:19:33,550 --> 01:19:37,470
But not just a stuffy old,
run-of-the-mill country inn.

1235
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:40,440
One that specializes in offering

1236
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:44,060
a once-in-a-lifetime whodunnit weekend.

1237
01:19:45,940 --> 01:19:47,230
I needed a rehearsal.

1238
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,280
I had to try my idea out on somebody.

1239
01:19:53,450 --> 01:19:55,030
- So you guys all had
a part in this, right?

1240
01:19:55,030 --> 01:19:56,160
- Don't look at me.

1241
01:19:56,160 --> 01:20:00,160
- No, we got sucked into this
just as badly as you did.

1242
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,000
- Once you were all killed off, yes.

1243
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,540
But everybody had to co-operate

1244
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:05,040
or none of it would have worked.

1245
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:08,880
- So I guess there's no
twin sister, Buffy then?

1246
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,420
- There is a crazy twin, all right,

1247
01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:12,260
But his name isn't Buffy.

1248
01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:13,090
- His name?

1249
01:20:13,090 --> 01:20:14,390
- Skip?

1250
01:20:14,390 --> 01:20:16,010
- He's your brother?

1251
01:20:16,010 --> 01:20:17,560
- You bastard!

1252
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,020
You were in on the whole deal too!

1253
01:20:19,020 --> 01:20:20,180
- Only the set up.

1254
01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:21,600
Muffy told me to say I was her cousin

1255
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,150
so we could pull the prank on the ferry.

1256
01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:25,570
And I had no idea what
was gonna happen to Buck.

1257
01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:29,900
- Buck Williams, make-up
artist par excellence.

1258
01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:30,990
- I've got something for you, big guy.

1259
01:20:30,990 --> 01:20:32,240
(laughing)

1260
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:33,070
Here, catch!

1261
01:20:33,070 --> 01:20:33,910
(gasping)

1262
01:20:33,910 --> 01:20:34,780
(all laughing)

1263
01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:36,620
These were just old props that I redressed

1264
01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:38,660
with some of the help
from Muffy's photographs.

1265
01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,000
- Sure fooled me.

1266
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,710
- So, I take it this isn't the constable.

1267
01:20:42,710 --> 01:20:46,460
- Kit Graham, I want you to
meet my uncle, Frank St. John,

1268
01:20:46,460 --> 01:20:48,420
Of St. John et Fréres, Wall Street.

1269
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:49,260
- Hi.

1270
01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:50,420
Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr.

1271
01:20:50,420 --> 01:20:51,630
Pleased to meet you, sir.

1272
01:20:53,090 --> 01:20:54,590
- How did I do?

1273
01:20:54,590 --> 01:20:56,510
I've never done no acting before.

1274
01:20:56,510 --> 01:20:57,350
(laughing)

1275
01:20:57,350 --> 01:20:58,350
I was really shaking!

1276
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,430
- Oh.

1277
01:21:00,430 --> 01:21:02,270
Cal is our regular ferryman

1278
01:21:02,270 --> 01:21:05,190
between the mainland and
the islands around here.

1279
01:21:05,190 --> 01:21:07,570
But I thought he was up
to the dramatic challenge.

1280
01:21:07,570 --> 01:21:08,520
- Argh!

1281
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,070
(all laughing)

1282
01:21:11,070 --> 01:21:12,400
- Muff, you were so lucky.

1283
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,030
You could have gotten yourself killed.

1284
01:21:14,030 --> 01:21:17,700
- Well, I nearly did
with Harve over there.

1285
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:20,240
And who could have known about the snake

1286
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,910
in the woods with Arch?

1287
01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:24,540
But with the paying guests,

1288
01:21:24,540 --> 01:21:26,290
they're gonna know what they're in for

1289
01:21:26,290 --> 01:21:29,300
and the scenario won't
be nearly so extreme.

1290
01:21:29,300 --> 01:21:31,090
I do regret

1291
01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:33,880
some of the fake clues that
I put into the bedrooms

1292
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:38,050
were taken a bit too seriously,
and I'm sorry about that.

1293
01:21:39,470 --> 01:21:41,520
But we had fun, didn't we?

1294
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,640
Come on!

1295
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:45,480
I'm never gonna forget this
weekend as long as I live.

1296
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,810
(all laughing)

1297
01:21:46,810 --> 01:21:47,900
- You're telling me.

1298
01:21:47,900 --> 01:21:48,730
When I was out there
swinging in the woods,

1299
01:21:48,730 --> 01:21:50,820
I nearly crapped my pants!

1300
01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,400
- What do you mean, nearly?

1301
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,690
I was there, remember?

1302
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,240
- Arch, you browned your trousers?

1303
01:21:59,990 --> 01:22:03,120
- Well, you know, I was--

1304
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,460
- It's all right, Arch.

1305
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:06,080
They'll be out of the dryer soon.

1306
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,330
(all laughing)

1307
01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:09,590
♪ Mama told me not to come ♪

1308
01:22:09,590 --> 01:22:12,300
(all laughing)

1309
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,670
♪ Mama told me not to come ♪

1310
01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:14,880
- Drink, drink.

1311
01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:19,760
(all laughing)

1312
01:22:35,610 --> 01:22:38,660
- Meet a good friend of mine.

1313
01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:40,410
(all shouting)

1314
01:22:40,410 --> 01:22:44,120
♪ Mama told me not to come ♪

1315
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,830
♪ Mama told me not to come ♪

1316
01:22:46,830 --> 01:22:49,080
(all chanting)

1317
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:53,050
♪ That ain't the way to have fun ♪

1318
01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:57,050
♪ That ain't the way to have fun ♪

1319
01:22:58,510 --> 01:23:01,390
(light jazz music)

1320
01:23:44,060 --> 01:23:47,850
(mysterious orchestral music)

1321
01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:48,490
(music box music)

1322
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,280
(gasping)

1323
01:25:29,290 --> 01:25:30,620
(screaming)

1324
01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:31,500
- Oh God!

1325
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,790
(screaming)

1326
01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:36,000
No!

1327
01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:47,970
(laughing)

1328
01:25:47,970 --> 01:25:48,970
- April Fool.

1329
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,490
(upbeat music)

1330
01:26:05,490 --> 01:26:08,410
♪ Too bad you're crazy ♪

1331
01:26:08,410 --> 01:26:11,200
♪ Too bad you're loony as hell ♪

1332
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:15,700
♪ So long, it could've
been swell together ♪

1333
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,580
♪ Too bad you're wacko ♪

1334
01:26:19,590 --> 01:26:22,460
♪ How sad your marbles are gone ♪

1335
01:26:22,460 --> 01:26:25,050
♪ We could be dancing till dawn ♪

1336
01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:28,390
♪ But you're too weird for words ♪

1337
01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:31,100
♪ How did you get so strange ♪

1338
01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:33,850
♪ You were such a beautiful kid ♪

1339
01:26:33,850 --> 01:26:36,390
♪ Now you are so deranged ♪

1340
01:26:36,390 --> 01:26:38,060
♪ Was it mom and daddy ♪

1341
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:39,860
♪ Something they did ♪

1342
01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:42,150
♪ Too bad you're loco, too bad ♪

1343
01:26:42,150 --> 01:26:44,900
♪ You should be locked in a cell ♪

1344
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,530
♪ How sad you're great ♪

1345
01:26:46,530 --> 01:26:47,700
♪ But, hey, what the hell ♪

1346
01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:51,240
♪ You're crazy ♪

1347
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,660
♪ You're off the deep end, bon voyage ♪

1348
01:26:53,660 --> 01:26:56,790
♪ Your life's a practical
joke, till damage ♪

1349
01:26:56,790 --> 01:26:58,870
♪ I'd bail you out, but I'm broke ♪

1350
01:26:58,870 --> 01:27:02,250
♪ Your brain's completely fried ♪

1351
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:05,130
♪ Life's just a party trick to you ♪

1352
01:27:05,130 --> 01:27:08,050
♪ Clown jokes and lots of whoop-de-doo ♪

1353
01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:10,840
♪ It's time to put that on the shelf ♪

1354
01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:13,720
♪ Loving you is a three-ring circus ♪

1355
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:16,560
♪ You do look fetching, too bad ♪

1356
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:19,310
♪ It could be catching, egads ♪

1357
01:27:19,310 --> 01:27:22,020
♪ I'm a little bit crazy my ♪

1358
01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:24,770
♪ Just a little bit crazy my ♪

1359
01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:28,740
♪ I'm a little bit crazy myself ♪