1 00:00:01,348 --> 00:00:04,181 (twinkling music) 2 00:00:16,609 --> 00:00:19,692 (tuning instruments) 3 00:00:24,404 --> 00:00:25,237 - [Voiceover] One, two. 4 00:00:25,237 --> 00:00:27,820 (upbeat music) 5 00:02:09,598 --> 00:02:11,174 - Back in a few days, love. 6 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,494 All right? 7 00:02:12,494 --> 00:02:14,033 Mind yourself. 8 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:16,037 And don't get carried away at the shops. 9 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:17,347 I'm not made of money, you know. 10 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:18,886 - Of course, love. 11 00:02:18,886 --> 00:02:21,229 Jimmy, you bring that trophy back, 12 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:25,396 and I'll get a place ready for it on top of the telly. 13 00:02:29,189 --> 00:02:31,939 - And take it handy with the car. 14 00:02:34,802 --> 00:02:36,635 It's not paid for yet. 15 00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:45,091 Hey, how are you lads? 16 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:46,046 All right? 17 00:02:46,046 --> 00:02:47,046 - Look good. 18 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:50,111 - [Voiceover] One, two. 19 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:53,694 (upbeat, fast-paced music) 20 00:03:08,198 --> 00:03:09,811 - Woah, woah, hold it, hold it. 21 00:03:09,811 --> 00:03:11,646 Woah, woah, woah, woah, hold it. 22 00:03:11,646 --> 00:03:12,920 Hold it. 23 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,164 What the, 24 00:03:14,164 --> 00:03:15,504 you. 25 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:17,573 Louis fucking Stronghelm. 26 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:18,406 - Who, me? 27 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,312 - Yes, you, you pillock. 28 00:03:19,312 --> 00:03:21,197 What the fucking hell you think you're doing? 29 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:22,628 - Playing a tune. 30 00:03:22,628 --> 00:03:24,628 - You were playing jazz. 31 00:03:26,154 --> 00:03:28,836 In case you haven't noticed, this is a ceili band. 32 00:03:28,836 --> 00:03:32,111 There's no fucking jazz in ceili music. 33 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:32,967 Play the tune. 34 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:35,007 - I was playing the tune. 35 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:35,840 - No you weren't. 36 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,695 You were playing around the tune. 37 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,206 There's a difference. 38 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:41,025 Stick to the melody. 39 00:03:41,025 --> 00:03:42,185 - Just adding a bit of spice. 40 00:03:42,185 --> 00:03:43,056 You know. 41 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,041 - It doesn't need spice. 42 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:48,729 You want spice, go down to a curry house. 43 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,327 Now this is the last practice we're going to have 44 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:51,541 before we get in the ferry tonight, 45 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:54,611 so I would appreciate a bit of concentration. 46 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:55,796 It's gonna be rough out there 47 00:03:55,796 --> 00:03:57,984 and I don't just mean the Irish Sea. 48 00:03:57,984 --> 00:04:00,775 The competition is going to be good. 49 00:04:00,775 --> 00:04:01,813 - Sorry, Jim. 50 00:04:01,813 --> 00:04:03,353 - You don't understand, son. 51 00:04:03,353 --> 00:04:05,056 We're not playing games here. 52 00:04:05,056 --> 00:04:07,405 This is serious stuff. 53 00:04:07,405 --> 00:04:09,561 - I just want to play music, Jimmy. 54 00:04:09,561 --> 00:04:11,249 It's all I've ever wanted to do. 55 00:04:11,249 --> 00:04:13,642 - And play music you shall, son. 56 00:04:13,642 --> 00:04:14,647 You're a brilliant musician. 57 00:04:14,647 --> 00:04:16,470 You're one of the best I've ever heard. 58 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:17,966 But we are not playing jazz. 59 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,036 Leave that to the Beatles. 60 00:04:20,036 --> 00:04:20,869 Right. 61 00:04:22,001 --> 00:04:24,534 From the top maestros. 62 00:04:24,534 --> 00:04:26,590 Clive, are you ready? 63 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:28,786 - Go on ahead, Jimmy. 64 00:04:28,786 --> 00:04:31,077 I'll be there in a minute. 65 00:04:31,077 --> 00:04:33,653 - Oh, for fuck's sake. 66 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:36,236 (upbeat music) 67 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:19,695 (upbeat music) 68 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,030 - Anne. 69 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,612 - That's grand. 70 00:06:24,612 --> 00:06:27,296 Well, it's a start anyway. 71 00:06:27,296 --> 00:06:28,819 Pint, Patsy, please. 72 00:06:28,819 --> 00:06:30,987 - Right John Joe. 73 00:06:30,987 --> 00:06:32,460 - Beautiful playing, Anne. 74 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,877 - [Pat] John Joe. 75 00:06:34,973 --> 00:06:36,412 - What now, Pat? 76 00:06:36,412 --> 00:06:37,787 - What am I doing wrong? 77 00:06:37,787 --> 00:06:40,316 - You mean apart from playing the accordion? 78 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,633 - Must be something. 79 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:45,307 You never remark on my playing like you do Anne's. 80 00:06:45,307 --> 00:06:48,147 - Well that's because her music comes from the gods, Pat. 81 00:06:48,147 --> 00:06:49,719 Yours, however, like mine, 82 00:06:49,719 --> 00:06:52,018 is significantly more Earth bound. 83 00:06:52,018 --> 00:06:53,736 No remarks necessary. 84 00:06:53,736 --> 00:06:55,724 - Why do we only play Clare tunes? 85 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:58,038 Why can't we mix it up a bit? 86 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:01,842 - Because we're musicians from County Clare. 87 00:07:01,842 --> 00:07:04,675 (plays accordion) 88 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:09,249 - Does that mean we're not going to play any polkas? 89 00:07:09,249 --> 00:07:10,517 - You do and I'll put your balls 90 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,800 in that thing and slap it shut. 91 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,961 Let's just stick to the sets we know. 92 00:07:14,961 --> 00:07:16,892 Leave the carry tunes to the carrymen. 93 00:07:16,892 --> 00:07:17,973 - [Voiceover] Now, John Joe. 94 00:07:17,973 --> 00:07:19,665 - Our stuff was good enough to win last year. 95 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:21,376 And it'd be good enough to win this year, too. 96 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:23,316 - I heard maybe there's a band coming from Liverpool 97 00:07:23,316 --> 00:07:25,066 to compete this year. 98 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:30,009 - Well, then again, maybe there isn't. 99 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:34,257 ♫ Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on ♫ 100 00:07:34,257 --> 00:07:35,222 - For fuck's sake, Tell, 101 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,186 you're not driving your old man's zimmerframe. 102 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:38,930 The ferry's gonna leave without us. 103 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:40,271 Drop the fucking piano, will ya? 104 00:07:40,271 --> 00:07:41,353 - Hey, hey, 105 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:42,735 can't chuck the fucking piano from the van 106 00:07:42,735 --> 00:07:43,947 without telling me. 107 00:07:43,947 --> 00:07:44,845 - Piss off, Roger. 108 00:07:44,845 --> 00:07:46,204 Step on it. 109 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,559 - Be there quicker than you can say, "Nat's knickers." 110 00:07:49,559 --> 00:07:51,756 - Careful, you'll miss the turn for the ferry. 111 00:07:51,756 --> 00:07:53,334 - There, there, turn. 112 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:55,334 (yells) 113 00:07:57,524 --> 00:07:58,357 Knickers. 114 00:08:05,355 --> 00:08:08,605 - Make sure they don't make it on time. 115 00:08:10,143 --> 00:08:11,665 Here's your money. 116 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,248 - Consider it done. 117 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:18,114 - Hos-gaw label, please. 118 00:08:18,114 --> 00:08:18,947 Large. 119 00:08:19,914 --> 00:08:23,581 (incomprehensible chitchat) 120 00:08:30,657 --> 00:08:31,657 Lads, gents. 121 00:08:33,831 --> 00:08:35,272 Lads. 122 00:08:35,272 --> 00:08:36,172 A moment. 123 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:37,089 Lads, lads. 124 00:08:41,115 --> 00:08:42,759 Just so you know, 125 00:08:42,759 --> 00:08:46,475 we are going to bring back something special from this trip. 126 00:08:46,475 --> 00:08:47,702 - Yeah, Teddy's virginity. 127 00:08:47,702 --> 00:08:48,569 Still intact. 128 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,081 (laughs) 129 00:08:51,081 --> 00:08:53,136 - The Irish ceili band trophy. 130 00:08:53,136 --> 00:08:54,732 - [All] Victory. 131 00:08:54,732 --> 00:08:55,885 - Eh, Jimmy. 132 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,415 Do you really think we're gonna win? 133 00:08:57,415 --> 00:08:58,718 - Put it this way, Roger, 134 00:08:58,718 --> 00:08:59,846 if we lose, 135 00:08:59,846 --> 00:09:01,846 you're all walking home. 136 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:09,161 - Lex. 137 00:09:09,161 --> 00:09:10,220 - What? 138 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,520 - Is he serious? 139 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,353 - About what? 140 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:16,047 - You know, us walking home if we lose. 141 00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:20,214 - Didn't you bring your (mumbles inaudibly)? 142 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,473 - Here, puss. 143 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:36,185 Puss, puss, puss, puss. 144 00:09:36,185 --> 00:09:37,352 Where the cat? 145 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:40,107 Puss, puss, puss, puss. 146 00:09:41,325 --> 00:09:42,158 Johnny. 147 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:43,026 Johnny cat. 148 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:44,254 Where are you? 149 00:09:44,254 --> 00:09:45,375 Come on. 150 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,463 Where are you? 151 00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:48,690 Puss, puss, puss, puss. 152 00:09:48,690 --> 00:09:49,607 Johnny cat. 153 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:52,575 Hi. 154 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,666 Piss on your own bed, you moldy ower. 155 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:18,015 (laughs) 156 00:10:28,841 --> 00:10:30,591 - How long's it been? 157 00:10:32,872 --> 00:10:34,672 - On 20 years. 158 00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:37,045 - You're doing well, Finch. 159 00:10:37,045 --> 00:10:39,271 - That's why I left. 160 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,596 Move meself up in the world. 161 00:10:41,596 --> 00:10:42,513 - 20 years. 162 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:44,829 It's a long time. 163 00:10:46,032 --> 00:10:46,989 - Yeah. 164 00:10:46,989 --> 00:10:47,989 A long time. 165 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:52,651 - I'll bet nothing's changed. 166 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,547 - Well, we'll see, won't we? 167 00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:56,797 - Want a drink? 168 00:10:58,495 --> 00:10:59,762 - No. 169 00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:01,310 No, I'll just finish this, 170 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,085 put me head down. 171 00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:05,835 But you go ahead, enjoy yourself. 172 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:09,516 Oh and, 173 00:11:11,886 --> 00:11:12,958 keep an eye on the lads. 174 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:14,217 Make sure they don't drink too much. 175 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:15,575 - No problem dear, Jimmy. 176 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,795 They're a good bunch. 177 00:11:16,795 --> 00:11:18,238 - Even so. 178 00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:20,706 Need to be at our best. 179 00:11:20,706 --> 00:11:22,671 You set an example. 180 00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:24,463 - Know what you mean, Jimmy. 181 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:25,630 Right you are. 182 00:11:36,076 --> 00:11:37,204 - Fucking out. 183 00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:39,843 Fucking (mumbles audio) 184 00:11:39,843 --> 00:11:40,943 - Oh yes. 185 00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:45,110 Everyone gets that after 20 pints, George, don't worry. 186 00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:08,235 - There's nothing any bloody soap in any of these? 187 00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:09,235 - Oh, Jesus. 188 00:12:11,437 --> 00:12:12,270 - Ugh. 189 00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:16,128 Better you than me. 190 00:12:19,684 --> 00:12:22,427 (gagging noises) 191 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:24,927 (flute music) 192 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,247 (snoring) 193 00:12:53,825 --> 00:12:55,436 - Morning, lads. 194 00:12:55,436 --> 00:12:56,418 You sleep well? 195 00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:59,585 - Oh, luxurious accommodations, Jimmy. 196 00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:02,907 - Here, I'll have that. 197 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,990 Get yourself another one. 198 00:13:06,556 --> 00:13:07,500 Morning, Rog. 199 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,366 - Morning. 200 00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:09,199 - Sleep? 201 00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:10,032 - Like a baby. 202 00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:12,115 (laughs) 203 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,353 - Rog? 204 00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:16,186 - Mm-hm. 205 00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:18,924 - I rescued these for you last night, mate. 206 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,012 Member? 207 00:13:20,012 --> 00:13:21,363 - They're not mine. 208 00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:22,196 No. 209 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:23,091 I got mine. 210 00:13:23,091 --> 00:13:23,924 See. 211 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:35,778 What's the matter with him? 212 00:13:35,778 --> 00:13:37,397 - Dunno. 213 00:13:37,397 --> 00:13:39,397 (meows) 214 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,973 (calming music) 215 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:15,932 - Customs, sir. 216 00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:17,242 Pull over there. 217 00:14:17,242 --> 00:14:19,742 - What do you mean, pull over? 218 00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:31,483 - Morning, sir. 219 00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:32,325 - Morning. 220 00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:33,545 - Have you anything to declare? 221 00:14:33,545 --> 00:14:34,413 - No, nothing. 222 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:35,313 We're just visiting. 223 00:14:35,313 --> 00:14:36,182 - Visiting. 224 00:14:36,182 --> 00:14:37,582 I see. 225 00:14:37,582 --> 00:14:40,992 And, what's the purpose of your visit? 226 00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:42,702 - The all-island finals. 227 00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:44,281 - Football or Hornet? 228 00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:45,763 - Music. 229 00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:46,596 Pillock. 230 00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:50,118 - You would've music and instruments 231 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:51,442 would ya then, sir? 232 00:14:51,442 --> 00:14:52,809 - Of course, we have instruments. 233 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,748 How the fuck do you want to play music 234 00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:56,001 without fucking instruments? 235 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:58,013 - I'm only doing my job, sir, you see. 236 00:14:58,013 --> 00:15:01,180 We got a report of stolen instruments. 237 00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:03,807 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you 238 00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:05,959 to unload everything. 239 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:07,154 - Unload everything? 240 00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,613 - That's right, sir. 241 00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:11,058 Everything and if you'd bring it in there. 242 00:15:11,058 --> 00:15:13,242 That's if you don't mind. 243 00:15:13,242 --> 00:15:14,355 - We're fucked now. 244 00:15:14,355 --> 00:15:18,022 - We'll never get there in time to register. 245 00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:20,821 - Morning, sir. 246 00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:21,738 - John Joe. 247 00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:36,605 - Tell me you bring good fortune, John. 248 00:15:36,605 --> 00:15:38,635 - Well, I'll let you know, John Joe, huh? 249 00:15:38,635 --> 00:15:40,091 - Ah the creamery, J. 250 00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:42,049 Would have been a long, dry weekend without it. 251 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,152 - Who do you know in Africa? 252 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,239 - Africa? 253 00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:46,072 Nobody. 254 00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:50,051 - Aye. 255 00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:51,008 - Come on John Joe. 256 00:15:51,008 --> 00:15:52,032 - [Driver] Time to go. 257 00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:53,064 - Better be off. 258 00:15:53,064 --> 00:15:53,897 - Look. 259 00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:55,397 - It's in the bag. 260 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,208 (horn honks) 261 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:12,632 - I always thought I was good at getting around 262 00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:14,503 the serve officials, though. 263 00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:16,230 I mean, sure you don't become a millionaire, 264 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:20,592 building contractor by not knowing how to grease palms. 265 00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:23,175 (angry banter) 266 00:16:28,245 --> 00:16:29,245 - All right. 267 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:34,348 Nearly an hour without at word from you. 268 00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:35,848 What's the matter? 269 00:16:36,819 --> 00:16:37,819 - The usual. 270 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:42,287 She treats me like some precious Ming vase. 271 00:16:42,287 --> 00:16:44,504 - She only wants the best for you. 272 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,402 - I'll never meet anyone. 273 00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:49,070 - (laughs) Of course you will. 274 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:52,237 (low, dramatic music) 275 00:16:53,898 --> 00:16:56,148 - [Man In Car] That's them. 276 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,888 - Do you ever get lonely, John Joe? 277 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:16,557 Living on your own? 278 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,974 - Lonely, me, no. 279 00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:20,325 Far too busy. 280 00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:24,529 Oh but you know, the farm and the music. 281 00:17:24,529 --> 00:17:25,926 - Yeah, but all the same, 282 00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:28,244 but you never think of marrying when you were younger? 283 00:17:28,244 --> 00:17:30,624 - When I was younger? 284 00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:32,187 I can hardly remember what I did last night, 285 00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:34,266 than mind when I was younger. 286 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:36,683 - Did you never fancy my mom? 287 00:17:39,044 --> 00:17:41,127 You both seem very close. 288 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,979 - Any man would. 289 00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:47,588 She's a beautiful woman. 290 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,005 She passed it on. 291 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:53,476 - You always say nice things to me. 292 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:55,493 - Hey, Michael, 293 00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:56,508 we should break the journey. 294 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:57,817 We have plenty of time. 295 00:17:57,817 --> 00:17:59,650 - [Michael] Right, so. 296 00:18:17,507 --> 00:18:20,198 - [John] Nice to be home again, Jimmy? 297 00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:21,966 - Put it this way, Johnny, 298 00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:23,472 I'll be happy when I'm back on the ferry 299 00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:24,953 with a trophy in me hand. 300 00:18:24,953 --> 00:18:26,467 - Ah, look on the bright side, 301 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:28,586 it's a sunny day, 302 00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,608 we're men of the open road, 303 00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:33,161 with nobody wanting what time we're gonna be home, 304 00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:36,278 nobody nagging, nobody asking to be bought chip suppers, 305 00:18:36,278 --> 00:18:38,537 nobody telling you you've had enough to drink, 306 00:18:38,537 --> 00:18:39,370 nobody... 307 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:42,474 - Nobody telling you to shut the fuck up and watch the road. 308 00:18:42,474 --> 00:18:43,807 Come on, Jimmy Shand. 309 00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:45,560 We have to be there in time for registration today 310 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,977 and not tomorrow. 311 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,373 (upbeat music) 312 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:19,159 - You know, John Joe, we should be going. 313 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,281 We haven't much time to spare 314 00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:22,311 if we want to make the registration. 315 00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:23,988 - You're probably right there Michael. 316 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,732 Thank you, missus. 317 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,732 - Thank you. 318 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:49,937 - A hammer. 319 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:52,278 I'm telling you, you need a fucking hammer. 320 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,471 - I wouldn't be needing a fucking hammer 321 00:19:53,471 --> 00:19:55,337 if you knew how to drive properly. 322 00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:56,448 - A couple of hard belts with a hammer, 323 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:58,948 straighten that up in no time. 324 00:20:00,979 --> 00:20:02,562 - Woah, woah, woah. 325 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,625 - Oh, look, cows. 326 00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:10,078 Christ. 327 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,231 Never seen cows before. 328 00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:13,398 This is great. 329 00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:17,910 - You've never seen them before? 330 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,243 How'd you know they're cows? 331 00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:23,183 - I don't understand it, 332 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:24,255 they were on the bus when we parked. 333 00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:26,744 We were only in here, what, two hours. 334 00:20:26,744 --> 00:20:27,659 Who'd want four wheels? 335 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:28,847 Doesn't make sense. 336 00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:29,680 - How long have we got? 337 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,591 What time is it? 338 00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:32,234 - Oh, it's 25 to six. 339 00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,797 If we don't register for the competition before eight, 340 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,740 we're out. 341 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,244 You know how strict they are. 342 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:38,970 You'd have to be a priest to get around the rules. 343 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:39,865 You know that. 344 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:40,948 - I do, I do. 345 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,944 Hey, missus. 346 00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:48,060 Is anywhere around here where we can get four wheels? 347 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:48,893 - No. 348 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:53,257 - Is there a garage handy? 349 00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:54,090 - No. 350 00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:58,462 - Well, that's it. 351 00:20:58,462 --> 00:20:59,295 We're out. 352 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,862 - So, what's the story then? 353 00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:08,510 - You're amazing. 354 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:10,230 We're in deep trouble. 355 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,529 We've about 50 miles to go. 356 00:21:12,529 --> 00:21:16,112 And we're to register before eight o'clock. 357 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:19,323 We'll never make it in time. 358 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:21,447 - Hey. 359 00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,590 I think we're like lost. 360 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,246 We're musicians. 361 00:21:30,712 --> 00:21:32,105 - Musicians, you say? 362 00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:33,134 - Yeah. 363 00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:36,204 - Yeah, we all play the bad-ron. 364 00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:38,170 - (laughs) The bodran. 365 00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,580 - Yeah, the bad-ron. 366 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,747 - And I'll bet you know all the tunes. 367 00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:48,544 - We need directions for the music festival. 368 00:21:48,544 --> 00:21:52,137 - And no better man to give them to you. 369 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:54,554 I'm a walking map of Ireland. 370 00:21:55,443 --> 00:21:57,602 If there were you two map reading on D-Day, 371 00:21:57,602 --> 00:21:59,945 you'd have invaded the fucking Arakanese. 372 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:02,684 I mean, how hard can it be to find a big fucking town? 373 00:22:02,684 --> 00:22:03,977 - It's the sign posts, Jimmy. 374 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:04,894 - What's wrong with them? 375 00:22:04,894 --> 00:22:07,054 - There aren't any. 376 00:22:07,054 --> 00:22:08,010 - Oh, for fuck's sake. 377 00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:09,279 Come on, just drive, will you? 378 00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:10,729 Go, go, go. 379 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,396 (engine clicks) 380 00:22:14,475 --> 00:22:15,605 (horn honks) 381 00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:17,743 - [Voiceover] Will Pat Lynne from Vermoy please 382 00:22:17,743 --> 00:22:21,910 go to the county hotel where his mother is waiting. 383 00:22:24,071 --> 00:22:25,571 - Okay, good luck. 384 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:29,621 - Thanks a billion. 385 00:22:29,621 --> 00:22:31,290 - Think we can play some tunes together later? 386 00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,457 Good luck now. 387 00:22:35,243 --> 00:22:36,076 - Hello. 388 00:22:36,961 --> 00:22:39,544 (upbeat music) 389 00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:46,879 - We've no more rooms available. 390 00:22:46,879 --> 00:22:48,492 - I'm just here to register. 391 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,909 - Go there, fine. 392 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:56,448 - No way through here. 393 00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:57,708 No way through here. 394 00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:58,993 No, no. 395 00:22:58,993 --> 00:23:00,271 Stop the vehicle. 396 00:23:00,271 --> 00:23:01,104 No. 397 00:23:10,001 --> 00:23:13,028 - Use the plane tomorrow at 2:30. 398 00:23:13,028 --> 00:23:15,156 - Many people entering? 399 00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:18,430 - Hundreds come now the competition's together. 400 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,720 - How many ceili bands this year? 401 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,720 - 15 so far. 402 00:23:22,831 --> 00:23:25,075 - Any from Liverpool? 403 00:23:25,075 --> 00:23:25,908 - No. 404 00:23:26,817 --> 00:23:28,067 Good luck then. 405 00:23:30,016 --> 00:23:31,515 Well, that about does it. 406 00:23:31,515 --> 00:23:33,348 - Where do I register? 407 00:23:35,073 --> 00:23:36,063 Am I too late? 408 00:23:36,063 --> 00:23:37,646 - No, just in time. 409 00:23:38,536 --> 00:23:39,369 - What the hell are you doing here? 410 00:23:39,369 --> 00:23:42,566 - What the fuck are you doing here? 411 00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:44,185 - Sign here, please. 412 00:23:44,185 --> 00:23:47,639 - [Woman] Is there John Joe McMahon here? 413 00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:49,520 - I'm John Joe McMahon. 414 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,603 - There's a call for you. 415 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:02,296 - [Voiceover] John Joe. 416 00:24:02,296 --> 00:24:03,434 Hello? 417 00:24:03,434 --> 00:24:04,267 Hello? 418 00:24:05,994 --> 00:24:07,173 - Hello. 419 00:24:07,173 --> 00:24:08,408 - [Voiceover] John Joe. 420 00:24:08,408 --> 00:24:09,241 - Who's this? 421 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,074 - It's Jerry. 422 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:10,907 Amertime. 423 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:13,023 Your brother is on his way. 424 00:24:13,023 --> 00:24:15,846 - Don't you think I don't know that? 425 00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:17,860 I thought you were supposed to delay him at the customs. 426 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:20,756 - Oh I did, I did, I did. 427 00:24:20,756 --> 00:24:22,839 But you don't understand. 428 00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:26,587 - Believe me, I do. 429 00:24:29,529 --> 00:24:30,822 (dramatic music) 430 00:24:30,822 --> 00:24:33,893 - Delay me at the customs, eh? 431 00:24:33,893 --> 00:24:37,485 - And I suppose you know nothing about missing bus wheels? 432 00:24:37,485 --> 00:24:39,366 - Bus wheels? 433 00:24:39,366 --> 00:24:40,790 What are you talking about? 434 00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,244 - What's the matter with you? 435 00:24:43,244 --> 00:24:45,674 Did you think you could beat me fair and square? 436 00:24:45,674 --> 00:24:47,385 - Fair and square? 437 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:49,071 What were you afraid of, eh? 438 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,847 Competition? 439 00:24:50,847 --> 00:24:52,344 Big brother. 440 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:54,930 Still worried that I'm better than you are? 441 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:55,763 24 years. 442 00:24:57,401 --> 00:25:00,151 24 years and not a word from you. 443 00:25:01,821 --> 00:25:05,619 - Well at least I made something of meself. 444 00:25:05,619 --> 00:25:08,327 And look at the state of that suit, huh? 445 00:25:08,327 --> 00:25:10,773 I swear it's the same one you went to England in. 446 00:25:10,773 --> 00:25:11,952 - No. 447 00:25:11,952 --> 00:25:12,785 It's not. 448 00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:16,076 That one wore out eight years ago. 449 00:25:16,076 --> 00:25:18,826 - Oh, two suits in 20 years, huh? 450 00:25:19,898 --> 00:25:21,731 I buy 20 suits a year. 451 00:25:22,991 --> 00:25:24,619 - Who cares? 452 00:25:24,619 --> 00:25:26,044 - That's typical. 453 00:25:26,044 --> 00:25:28,877 Drag everything down the bog road. 454 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:32,885 You were jealous then and you're jealous now. 455 00:25:32,885 --> 00:25:33,718 - Well, 456 00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:38,735 you're not in a land of 20 suits now. 457 00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:40,486 You're on my turf. 458 00:25:40,486 --> 00:25:42,320 - It's mine, too, remember. 459 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,300 - Not anymore. 460 00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:47,139 You gave it up to better yourself. 461 00:25:47,139 --> 00:25:50,217 Well, we'll see how much better you are. 462 00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:52,475 Because if there's anywhere where 20 suits counts 463 00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:55,634 for nothing, it's on the bandstand. 464 00:25:55,634 --> 00:25:57,204 Do you think the judges or the 465 00:25:57,204 --> 00:25:59,787 dancers care about your lapels? 466 00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:02,441 No, they don't. 467 00:26:03,612 --> 00:26:05,831 It's about the music. 468 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:08,540 And you had bad rhythm then. 469 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:10,807 And I'll bet you have bad rhythm yet. 470 00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:12,140 - I do not. 471 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:13,980 - If you think you can just turn up 472 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:15,961 after all these years and become 473 00:26:15,961 --> 00:26:20,715 Menuhin Paganini, then you've another thing coming. 474 00:26:20,715 --> 00:26:22,298 - Alberto Paganini. 475 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:27,983 And you know full well this isn't just about the music. 476 00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:32,216 - Well, we'll see about that. 477 00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:43,240 (inaudible mumbled background talk) 478 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,935 - Eh, Jimmy. 479 00:26:44,935 --> 00:26:46,571 Total success, boss. 480 00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:48,264 We robbed the wheels off the mini bus. 481 00:26:48,264 --> 00:26:52,798 They're stuck miles away. (laughs) 482 00:26:52,798 --> 00:26:55,115 - You fucking idiots. 483 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,198 You're fired. 484 00:26:58,471 --> 00:27:01,054 (upbeat music) 485 00:27:18,732 --> 00:27:19,565 - Hey. 486 00:27:22,012 --> 00:27:24,205 (honks) 487 00:27:24,205 --> 00:27:25,368 - [Voiceover] Hey, John Joe. 488 00:27:25,368 --> 00:27:26,922 - Hey, I'll see you in pokers. 489 00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:28,505 Watch you go again. 490 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,084 (low-key music) 491 00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,491 - So, we were lucky, really. 492 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,445 Caught the four wheels for 20 pounds. 493 00:27:42,445 --> 00:27:43,509 They're as good as my own. 494 00:27:43,509 --> 00:27:44,426 Very lucky. 495 00:27:45,646 --> 00:27:49,288 - They were your own wheels, Michael. 496 00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:50,522 - My own wheels? 497 00:27:50,522 --> 00:27:51,733 I don't understand. 498 00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:52,708 - It was Jimmy. 499 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:53,791 He organizes. 500 00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:57,003 - What do you know about? 501 00:27:57,003 --> 00:27:59,086 - 'Cause he's my brother. 502 00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:03,269 - Jimmy? 503 00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:04,352 Jimmy's here? 504 00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:07,295 - He is, yes he is. 505 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:10,825 - Oh. 506 00:28:16,431 --> 00:28:17,264 - Maisie. 507 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:26,773 Maisie. 508 00:28:28,313 --> 00:28:29,146 Maisie. 509 00:28:32,658 --> 00:28:35,252 - Why didn't you tell me Jimmy was home? 510 00:28:35,252 --> 00:28:38,730 - I didn't really know myself until yesterday. 511 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:41,365 - I'm going to go home John Joe. 512 00:28:41,365 --> 00:28:42,937 - But you can't. 513 00:28:42,937 --> 00:28:44,132 We need you. 514 00:28:44,132 --> 00:28:45,892 The band needs you. 515 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:48,059 - I don't want to see him. 516 00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:51,790 - Where am I going to get another piano player 517 00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,010 at this stage? 518 00:28:53,010 --> 00:28:54,261 - Anne can play. 519 00:28:54,261 --> 00:28:55,693 She's far better than I am anyway. 520 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,986 - Then we'll be shot at fiddles. 521 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,153 - Play louder. 522 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:06,407 - Leaving won't change anything. 523 00:29:11,177 --> 00:29:12,010 Come on. 524 00:29:13,361 --> 00:29:15,944 Your sis has got the kettle on. 525 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,030 - She's always got the kettle on. 526 00:29:22,215 --> 00:29:25,570 But promise me you won't dig up the old business. 527 00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:27,338 - [John Joe] All right, I promise. 528 00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:29,051 - Gene Krupa, what a drummer. 529 00:29:29,051 --> 00:29:31,071 Oh, the stories I could tell you. 530 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:33,124 Did you know he played Carnegie Hall? 531 00:29:33,124 --> 00:29:35,791 It was back in 1940 something... 532 00:29:38,389 --> 00:29:40,806 - What's the matter with you? 533 00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:47,197 Ah, and there I was thinking football was your only love. 534 00:29:51,484 --> 00:29:54,415 Come on Casanova, let's go and show your fluffe. 535 00:29:54,415 --> 00:29:55,248 Come on. 536 00:30:02,138 --> 00:30:05,475 Excuse me, do you mind if we sit in? 537 00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:06,867 - No. 538 00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:07,700 Please. 539 00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:29,911 - So, you don't mind us walking you home, then? 540 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:30,744 - No. 541 00:30:30,744 --> 00:30:31,752 - Where are you staying? 542 00:30:31,752 --> 00:30:32,652 - My aunt's. 543 00:30:32,652 --> 00:30:33,765 Where are you staying? 544 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,614 - A tent, just by the river there. 545 00:30:35,614 --> 00:30:36,800 I'm Alex, by the way. 546 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,633 - So he says. 547 00:30:37,633 --> 00:30:40,983 - And the handsome chatterbox there is Teddy. 548 00:30:40,983 --> 00:30:42,537 - You told me. 549 00:30:42,537 --> 00:30:44,231 - I'm from Liverpool. 550 00:30:44,231 --> 00:30:46,236 - And there I was thinking you were from Bombay. 551 00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:47,218 (laughs) 552 00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:48,051 - Bombay. 553 00:30:49,109 --> 00:30:50,672 The nearest we've been to Bombay is totally the 554 00:30:50,672 --> 00:30:52,504 chicken in the loo that they send down at the 555 00:30:52,504 --> 00:30:54,396 El Morocco sister loo. 556 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,270 (laughs) 557 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,627 Little Chinese place down by the docks. 558 00:30:57,627 --> 00:30:58,839 So you competing this weekend? 559 00:30:58,839 --> 00:31:00,435 - Yes. 560 00:31:00,435 --> 00:31:01,702 - So are we. 561 00:31:01,702 --> 00:31:03,658 In the ceili band competition. 562 00:31:03,658 --> 00:31:04,853 - Are you now? 563 00:31:04,853 --> 00:31:06,342 - Yep. 564 00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:07,880 - Fraternizing with the enemy? 565 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,463 What will they say? 566 00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:12,128 This is where I'm staying. 567 00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:12,961 - Goodnight. 568 00:31:12,961 --> 00:31:14,869 - Goodnight, Teddy. 569 00:31:14,869 --> 00:31:16,119 - Night, night. 570 00:31:18,232 --> 00:31:19,476 - Come on, Romeo. 571 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:22,154 We've got a tent to put up. 572 00:31:22,154 --> 00:31:24,951 (low-key music) 573 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,824 - [Voiceover] Anne, is that you? 574 00:31:26,824 --> 00:31:27,657 - Yes. 575 00:31:31,163 --> 00:31:32,291 Aunt Bernie. 576 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,429 - Look at you. 577 00:31:33,429 --> 00:31:34,596 Oh, a picture. 578 00:31:35,475 --> 00:31:36,636 - There's a cup of tea made. 579 00:31:36,636 --> 00:31:38,109 - I think I'll go straight to bed. 580 00:31:38,109 --> 00:31:39,298 - You're in your usual room. 581 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,131 - Thank you. 582 00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:41,079 See you in the morning. 583 00:31:41,079 --> 00:31:42,079 - Goodnight. 584 00:31:42,937 --> 00:31:45,106 - She looks happy. 585 00:31:45,106 --> 00:31:47,503 - She is beautiful. 586 00:31:47,503 --> 00:31:49,043 - Oh, you noticed? 587 00:31:49,043 --> 00:31:50,499 Well, a word of advice. 588 00:31:50,499 --> 00:31:51,850 Forget it, son. 589 00:31:51,850 --> 00:31:54,509 Because behind every Irish girl is a disapproving mother 590 00:31:54,509 --> 00:31:55,621 who'll put your balls in a mangler 591 00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,398 if you try and get too close. 592 00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:59,804 Now, we're only here for a couple of days, so, 593 00:31:59,804 --> 00:32:01,887 go for the foreign babes. 594 00:32:02,896 --> 00:32:05,188 One of the gallantly off lute, get in there son. 595 00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:06,021 (laughs) 596 00:32:06,021 --> 00:32:07,348 - All sex with you, isn't it? 597 00:32:07,348 --> 00:32:09,100 You think of nothing else, do you? 598 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,054 - Well, hands of the little put a pain home are away. 599 00:32:12,054 --> 00:32:14,137 (laughs) 600 00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:20,369 (slow, dramatic music) 601 00:32:24,435 --> 00:32:27,176 - [Voiceover] The under 16 fiddle has been moved 602 00:32:27,176 --> 00:32:30,556 from the town hall to the priest's house. 603 00:32:30,556 --> 00:32:33,889 That's the under 16, the fiddle at 2:30, 604 00:32:35,466 --> 00:32:39,633 be moved from the town hall to the priest's house. 605 00:32:40,655 --> 00:32:43,238 (exotic music) 606 00:32:52,732 --> 00:32:54,732 (gulps) 607 00:33:03,621 --> 00:33:05,182 - Ted, Ted, wake up. 608 00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:06,432 Teddy, wake up. 609 00:33:09,366 --> 00:33:10,199 Wake up. 610 00:33:10,199 --> 00:33:12,034 There's a bird swimming naked in the sea. 611 00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:12,867 - Wha? 612 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:14,950 - She's in the sea naked. 613 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:24,916 - Fucking, (mumbles inaudibly) bastard. 614 00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:30,223 - Hi. 615 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,218 (mumbles shyly) 616 00:33:45,486 --> 00:33:47,236 - Very fucking funny. 617 00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:49,412 - Foreign birds. 618 00:33:49,412 --> 00:33:51,140 I'm telling you, Ted. 619 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,307 Foreign birds. 620 00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:03,243 - Morning, Jimmy. 621 00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:04,743 - All right, here. 622 00:34:07,892 --> 00:34:10,053 Look a bit delicate. 623 00:34:10,053 --> 00:34:10,970 - Bad pint. 624 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,897 - I never touch the stuff meself. 625 00:34:13,897 --> 00:34:15,438 Top shelf only. 626 00:34:15,438 --> 00:34:17,122 Powers Gold Labor. 627 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:19,324 The Manchester life of whiskeys. 628 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:23,416 Now get some breakfast in you, you'll feel better. 629 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:24,282 - Just in time. 630 00:34:24,282 --> 00:34:25,865 What can I get you? 631 00:34:26,983 --> 00:34:29,150 - Just a pint of Guinness. 632 00:34:31,296 --> 00:34:35,379 It's not good to eat on an empty stomach. 633 00:34:35,379 --> 00:34:37,962 (upbeat music) 634 00:34:39,949 --> 00:34:41,598 - [Voiceover] Is this on? 635 00:34:41,598 --> 00:34:44,105 A child has been found in Torpee's bar. 636 00:34:44,105 --> 00:34:46,052 A little girl called Feema. 637 00:34:46,052 --> 00:34:48,492 Red skirt and a point bland. 638 00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:50,575 Anyone missing a child... 639 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,374 - Good morning, Teddy. 640 00:35:03,374 --> 00:35:04,207 - Woah. 641 00:35:04,207 --> 00:35:05,040 Good, 642 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:05,873 woah, ahh. 643 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,637 (laughs) 644 00:35:09,637 --> 00:35:12,220 (fiddle music) 645 00:35:33,058 --> 00:35:34,058 - Thank you. 646 00:35:36,037 --> 00:35:37,011 - You did your best, Joe. 647 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:38,248 Winning isn't everything. 648 00:35:38,248 --> 00:35:39,646 - There'll be no cake and ice cream for you, 649 00:35:39,646 --> 00:35:41,135 that serves you. 650 00:35:41,135 --> 00:35:43,718 (fiddle music) 651 00:35:52,102 --> 00:35:54,519 (harp music) 652 00:36:01,570 --> 00:36:04,237 (whistle music) 653 00:36:09,564 --> 00:36:12,397 (accordion music) 654 00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:17,009 (upbeat music) 655 00:36:42,927 --> 00:36:44,589 - I do play with ya. 656 00:36:44,589 --> 00:36:46,651 I mean, you know, last night. 657 00:36:46,651 --> 00:36:47,484 The music. 658 00:36:48,655 --> 00:36:51,488 - I enjoyed playing with you, too. 659 00:36:53,155 --> 00:36:55,022 - I started the piano with accordion, 660 00:36:55,022 --> 00:36:57,174 but then we all make mistakes. 661 00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:58,812 It's what me dad used to play. 662 00:36:58,812 --> 00:37:00,729 - Never knew my father. 663 00:37:01,773 --> 00:37:03,361 - Did he walk out? 664 00:37:03,361 --> 00:37:04,980 - What makes you say that? 665 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:07,511 - Well just because my dad walks out so often 666 00:37:07,511 --> 00:37:10,309 that the whole carpet needs replacing twice a month. 667 00:37:10,309 --> 00:37:11,675 (laughs) 668 00:37:11,675 --> 00:37:14,073 - No, my mother never talks about it. 669 00:37:14,073 --> 00:37:15,570 But doesn't really matter to me. 670 00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:19,424 He'd be like a complete stranger anyway. 671 00:37:19,424 --> 00:37:21,757 What's it like in Liverpool? 672 00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:25,243 - Same as any dump. 673 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,962 We've got all the usual things. 674 00:37:26,962 --> 00:37:28,545 The Beatles, riots. 675 00:37:29,662 --> 00:37:32,018 What's it like where you're from? 676 00:37:32,018 --> 00:37:33,330 - It's nice. 677 00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:34,931 It's quiet. 678 00:37:34,931 --> 00:37:37,009 - You can never accuse Liverpool of being quiet. 679 00:37:37,009 --> 00:37:38,556 You should visit some day. 680 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:41,273 I could show you the sights. 681 00:37:41,273 --> 00:37:42,509 - Are there any? 682 00:37:42,509 --> 00:37:45,005 - Not that I know of. 683 00:37:45,005 --> 00:37:46,193 - Maybe I will. 684 00:37:46,193 --> 00:37:48,189 - It's a date then. 685 00:37:48,189 --> 00:37:49,907 - Oh my God, what time is it? 686 00:37:49,907 --> 00:37:51,200 - It's nearly two. 687 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,665 - We're playing at 2:30. 688 00:37:52,665 --> 00:37:54,319 - Well, can I see you later? 689 00:37:54,319 --> 00:37:55,831 - If you like. 690 00:37:55,831 --> 00:37:56,914 - Yeah, I do. 691 00:37:58,549 --> 00:38:01,132 (upbeat music) 692 00:38:07,878 --> 00:38:09,678 (whistles) 693 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:10,946 - Hello, mate. 694 00:38:10,946 --> 00:38:11,920 - Did you score? 695 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,000 - It's not like that. 696 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,891 - Oh, no, not love. 697 00:38:14,891 --> 00:38:15,724 - What about you? 698 00:38:15,724 --> 00:38:16,797 Did you score? 699 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:17,904 - I paley, mate. 700 00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,539 - Kevin Keegan. 701 00:38:19,539 --> 00:38:20,971 - That hippie girl thinks 702 00:38:20,971 --> 00:38:24,489 that I'm the best thing since Sergeant Pepper. 703 00:38:24,489 --> 00:38:25,643 Who's Kevin Keegan? 704 00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:27,922 - The hoop (mumbles incoherently) from Scunthorpe. 705 00:38:27,922 --> 00:38:28,819 - Scunthorpe? 706 00:38:28,819 --> 00:38:30,447 They must be fucking mad. 707 00:38:30,447 --> 00:38:32,951 Nothing's come out of there that's any good. 708 00:38:32,951 --> 00:38:33,784 I mean, what's he like? 709 00:38:33,784 --> 00:38:34,617 - Keegan? 710 00:38:34,617 --> 00:38:35,450 - Yeah. 711 00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:36,371 - No idea, probably useless. 712 00:38:36,371 --> 00:38:37,264 - What did they get for him? 713 00:38:37,264 --> 00:38:38,264 - Tech years. 714 00:38:51,773 --> 00:38:53,058 - Where the hell is she? 715 00:38:53,058 --> 00:38:54,220 - She'll be here. 716 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:55,872 And stop pacing like that. 717 00:38:55,872 --> 00:38:57,918 You'll give yourself a heart attack. 718 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,501 (upbeat music) 719 00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:28,959 - Thank God. 720 00:39:30,686 --> 00:39:31,559 Where've you been? 721 00:39:31,559 --> 00:39:32,441 - What does it matter? 722 00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:33,818 She's here. 723 00:39:33,818 --> 00:39:35,735 I'll talk to you later. 724 00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:43,778 - Ready? 725 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,552 One, two. 726 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,135 (upbeat music) 727 00:41:01,268 --> 00:41:04,935 (upbeat music and clapping) 728 00:41:27,936 --> 00:41:29,057 - So? 729 00:41:29,057 --> 00:41:31,217 What's the story, Jimmy? 730 00:41:31,217 --> 00:41:32,495 - Oh, 731 00:41:32,495 --> 00:41:33,578 they're good. 732 00:41:34,778 --> 00:41:36,135 But we can bake them. 733 00:41:36,135 --> 00:41:38,885 - [All] (cheers) 734 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,225 - Good luck now. 735 00:41:45,225 --> 00:41:46,740 - Good luck now. 736 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:48,916 And remember, winning isn't everything. 737 00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:49,833 - Fuck off. 738 00:41:51,837 --> 00:41:53,170 - Cheeky fucker. 739 00:41:57,189 --> 00:41:58,662 - [Bartender] Pint of red wine. 740 00:41:58,662 --> 00:41:59,850 - Yep, that's me. 741 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,485 - Right, what are you all having? 742 00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:02,565 - I'll have a vodka and lemonade. 743 00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:03,398 And you? 744 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:04,231 - Pint please. 745 00:42:04,231 --> 00:42:05,398 - A baby sham. 746 00:42:20,258 --> 00:42:21,525 - What the hell are you doing? 747 00:42:21,525 --> 00:42:23,525 - I've taken care of it. 748 00:42:27,819 --> 00:42:29,448 - Now, listen lads. 749 00:42:29,448 --> 00:42:32,041 I want you to keep it tight and steady, right? 750 00:42:32,041 --> 00:42:33,393 And you, 751 00:42:33,393 --> 00:42:35,651 none of that fucking jazz, do you hear me? 752 00:42:35,651 --> 00:42:38,984 - I'll play it safe, Jimmy, don't worry. 753 00:42:43,236 --> 00:42:44,153 - What the? 754 00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:49,366 Where the hell did you get that? 755 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,543 - I pinched it back at the customs. 756 00:42:51,543 --> 00:42:53,210 My contingency plan. 757 00:42:54,742 --> 00:42:55,909 - Are you mad? 758 00:42:57,622 --> 00:42:59,539 What were you thinking? 759 00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:03,668 Who do you think he's going to blame? 760 00:43:06,690 --> 00:43:07,857 He'll kill me. 761 00:43:08,849 --> 00:43:11,266 - I'm gonna fucking kill him. 762 00:43:13,253 --> 00:43:14,170 - Right lads. 763 00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:16,297 We're ready for you. 764 00:43:16,297 --> 00:43:17,459 Come on, okay? 765 00:43:17,459 --> 00:43:18,497 - All right then boys. 766 00:43:18,497 --> 00:43:19,439 This is what we worked for. 767 00:43:19,439 --> 00:43:20,272 Come on. 768 00:43:30,654 --> 00:43:33,412 - You know why, just snagging tights 769 00:43:33,412 --> 00:43:34,245 just before we ran money, 770 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,341 don't think the judge saw that do you? 771 00:43:36,341 --> 00:43:38,232 - Lend me your fiddle, will you? 772 00:43:38,232 --> 00:43:39,149 - Fuck off. 773 00:43:54,819 --> 00:43:56,348 - New fiddle, Jim? 774 00:43:56,348 --> 00:43:57,598 - It's a spare. 775 00:44:02,404 --> 00:44:03,730 Clive, you ready? 776 00:44:03,730 --> 00:44:04,563 - Yeah. 777 00:44:09,111 --> 00:44:10,327 One, two. 778 00:44:10,327 --> 00:44:12,910 (upbeat music) 779 00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,939 (yells) 780 00:44:57,331 --> 00:44:59,081 - What are you doing? 781 00:45:11,062 --> 00:45:14,581 - You don't take a man's fiddle from its case like that. 782 00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:15,766 What were you thinking? 783 00:45:15,766 --> 00:45:17,993 - I was only trying to help the cause. 784 00:45:17,993 --> 00:45:20,039 - Well, I tell what you can do to help the cause, 785 00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:23,090 you can leave town now before you do anymore damage. 786 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:26,429 - If you feel that way about it, sorry. 787 00:45:26,429 --> 00:45:28,346 - Say no more about it. 788 00:45:31,972 --> 00:45:34,722 - Oh, I've something to tell you. 789 00:45:37,847 --> 00:45:39,213 - I want a word with you. 790 00:45:39,213 --> 00:45:40,915 - And before you say anything, 791 00:45:40,915 --> 00:45:42,381 it wasn't me. 792 00:45:42,381 --> 00:45:43,214 It was him. 793 00:45:43,214 --> 00:45:44,047 - What? 794 00:45:44,047 --> 00:45:45,163 - Acting for you. 795 00:45:45,163 --> 00:45:47,996 - Oh, no, I was acting for myself. 796 00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:52,053 - I've already had this out with him. 797 00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:53,108 Apologize. 798 00:45:53,108 --> 00:45:54,852 - John Joe, I'm very sorry. 799 00:45:54,852 --> 00:45:56,326 - Not to me you idiot. 800 00:45:56,326 --> 00:45:57,159 Him. 801 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,138 - All right. 802 00:46:00,138 --> 00:46:01,138 I apologize. 803 00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,501 - That's low. 804 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:09,639 Even for you. 805 00:46:09,639 --> 00:46:11,532 Taking a man's fiddle. 806 00:46:11,532 --> 00:46:12,994 - Look, junior, I've already told you... 807 00:46:12,994 --> 00:46:14,516 - Don't call me that. 808 00:46:14,516 --> 00:46:15,907 It's Jimmy. 809 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:17,511 - You're junior to me. 810 00:46:17,511 --> 00:46:19,557 And you always will be. 811 00:46:19,557 --> 00:46:21,602 Besides it was my fiddle anyway. 812 00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,763 - You lost it in a bet, remember? 813 00:46:23,763 --> 00:46:25,959 - Oh is it a bet, you call it? 814 00:46:25,959 --> 00:46:27,749 - It's not my fault if you're too blind 815 00:46:27,749 --> 00:46:29,672 to see the obvious. 816 00:46:29,672 --> 00:46:32,045 - The obvious, and what's that? 817 00:46:32,045 --> 00:46:34,051 Going behind your own brother's back? 818 00:46:34,051 --> 00:46:35,318 - You had your chance. 819 00:46:35,318 --> 00:46:36,817 She wasn't interested. 820 00:46:36,817 --> 00:46:38,853 - [John Joe] You went behind my back. 821 00:46:38,853 --> 00:46:40,426 - [Jimmy] She wasn't spoken for. 822 00:46:40,426 --> 00:46:41,414 - Stop it. 823 00:46:41,414 --> 00:46:42,497 Just stop it. 824 00:46:49,475 --> 00:46:51,642 You promised me, John Joe. 825 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,270 - I'm sorry, Maisie. 826 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,520 - You promised. 827 00:46:58,019 --> 00:46:59,352 - Hello, Maisie. 828 00:47:05,768 --> 00:47:06,601 - Jimmy. 829 00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:09,573 - You're looking well. 830 00:47:16,216 --> 00:47:17,254 Maisie. 831 00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:19,259 - I don't want to hear it. 832 00:47:19,259 --> 00:47:21,092 Not a word out of you. 833 00:47:22,313 --> 00:47:23,901 Look at you. 834 00:47:23,901 --> 00:47:25,487 You're children. 835 00:47:25,487 --> 00:47:26,944 You've learned nothing. 836 00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:28,694 Like two little boys. 837 00:47:40,283 --> 00:47:41,116 - Junior. 838 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:44,183 Must be 50 if he's a day. 839 00:47:46,109 --> 00:47:46,942 - Mommy, 840 00:47:46,942 --> 00:47:47,811 mom, hold on. 841 00:47:47,811 --> 00:47:49,342 Wait. 842 00:47:49,342 --> 00:47:50,831 Mommy. 843 00:47:50,831 --> 00:47:53,033 What was all that about? 844 00:47:53,033 --> 00:47:54,603 - Nothing. 845 00:47:54,603 --> 00:47:56,714 It's stupid of me. 846 00:47:56,714 --> 00:47:58,908 It all happened a long time ago. 847 00:47:58,908 --> 00:48:01,886 - Has this to do with my father? 848 00:48:01,886 --> 00:48:04,211 - What made you say that? 849 00:48:04,211 --> 00:48:05,986 - I don't know. 850 00:48:05,986 --> 00:48:07,583 You never talk about it. 851 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:09,833 I just all, please tell me. 852 00:48:11,281 --> 00:48:12,794 - Has John Joe been telling you things? 853 00:48:12,794 --> 00:48:13,627 - No. 854 00:48:14,661 --> 00:48:15,744 Mom, tell me. 855 00:48:16,652 --> 00:48:18,187 Please. 856 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:19,686 - It was all a long time ago. 857 00:48:19,686 --> 00:48:20,871 - Please. 858 00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:23,034 - He promised he'd take care of me. 859 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:25,437 He didn't keep his promise. 860 00:48:25,437 --> 00:48:26,535 That's all. 861 00:48:26,535 --> 00:48:28,035 - Is he my father? 862 00:48:31,387 --> 00:48:32,720 Is he my father? 863 00:48:52,574 --> 00:48:54,349 - You played great, Anne. 864 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:55,423 - What? 865 00:48:55,423 --> 00:48:56,576 Oh, thanks, Pat. 866 00:48:56,576 --> 00:48:57,659 You did, too. 867 00:49:02,721 --> 00:49:05,234 - Is everything all right? 868 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:06,484 - I'm not sure. 869 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,215 But I think I need a drink. 870 00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:13,066 Will you take me somewhere? 871 00:49:13,066 --> 00:49:14,733 - Wherever you want. 872 00:49:23,105 --> 00:49:26,043 - I can't believe you're still angry. 873 00:49:26,043 --> 00:49:28,654 - Well, what'd you expect? 874 00:49:28,654 --> 00:49:31,436 Two brothers up and leave me to run a farm on my own. 875 00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:32,959 - You could have left as well. 876 00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:33,940 - I did, remember? 877 00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:35,634 - Ah, two weeks hardly counts. 878 00:49:35,634 --> 00:49:37,696 - I would have stayed longer but for you. 879 00:49:37,696 --> 00:49:38,980 - You're never gonna forget that. 880 00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:40,480 - Well, how can I? 881 00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:45,010 I'm reminded of it on a daily basis. 882 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,719 - I'm sorry. 883 00:49:59,996 --> 00:50:02,168 Did we hear from Padjo? 884 00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:04,418 - Not a word since he left. 885 00:50:06,996 --> 00:50:09,336 He's a missionary somewhere. 886 00:50:09,336 --> 00:50:11,931 It's about all I know. 887 00:50:11,931 --> 00:50:13,707 - [Voiceover] Will the owner of the white van 888 00:50:13,707 --> 00:50:17,168 with Patsy's porcupine's written on the side, 889 00:50:17,168 --> 00:50:18,585 please move it... 890 00:50:24,903 --> 00:50:27,486 (upbeat music) 891 00:50:34,421 --> 00:50:36,504 (laughs) 892 00:50:38,734 --> 00:50:39,567 - Okay. 893 00:50:41,459 --> 00:50:43,209 - You've a good band. 894 00:50:44,456 --> 00:50:46,539 That flute player, Teddy, 895 00:50:49,705 --> 00:50:51,689 doesn't get any better than that. 896 00:50:51,689 --> 00:50:53,260 - No, he's my best player. 897 00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:54,544 The fucking genius. 898 00:50:54,544 --> 00:50:58,759 He'd give the Beatles a run for their money. 899 00:50:58,759 --> 00:50:59,592 No. 900 00:51:01,369 --> 00:51:02,202 The girl. 901 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,480 - Her name's Anne. 902 00:51:07,214 --> 00:51:08,047 - Anne. 903 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,566 Anne. 904 00:51:12,892 --> 00:51:13,725 She's good. 905 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:15,392 - Best I ever heard. 906 00:51:17,818 --> 00:51:20,151 She's her mother's daughter. 907 00:51:22,352 --> 00:51:23,579 - What about me? 908 00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:25,496 - Well, what about you? 909 00:51:26,443 --> 00:51:28,874 No matter what nature might say about it, 910 00:51:28,874 --> 00:51:30,510 you've still got bad rhythm. 911 00:51:30,510 --> 00:51:31,967 - I do not. 912 00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:33,317 - Still, speeding up. 913 00:51:33,317 --> 00:51:34,210 - I'm not. 914 00:51:34,210 --> 00:51:35,723 - Yes you are. 915 00:51:35,723 --> 00:51:37,293 - Jesus. 916 00:51:37,293 --> 00:51:39,618 Still picking on me after all these years. 917 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:42,271 - Just stating a fact. 918 00:51:42,271 --> 00:51:43,938 - You may not have noticed, but I'm not wearing 919 00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:45,739 short fucking trousers. 920 00:51:45,739 --> 00:51:46,572 - No. 921 00:51:48,246 --> 00:51:50,862 But I fetch you 20 pairs at home 922 00:51:50,862 --> 00:51:52,945 (laughs) 923 00:52:01,672 --> 00:52:03,333 - Come on. 924 00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:05,416 (laughs) 925 00:52:07,032 --> 00:52:08,563 Come on. 926 00:52:08,563 --> 00:52:10,146 - I'm okay, thanks. 927 00:52:14,937 --> 00:52:17,851 - Come on, handsome, Teddy. 928 00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:20,028 You're no fun anymore. 929 00:52:20,028 --> 00:52:21,001 - Oh. 930 00:52:21,001 --> 00:52:23,168 (screams) 931 00:52:27,679 --> 00:52:29,262 - Anne, Anne, Anne. 932 00:52:33,104 --> 00:52:34,528 Anne. 933 00:52:34,528 --> 00:52:35,361 Anne. 934 00:52:41,811 --> 00:52:42,891 Help! 935 00:52:42,891 --> 00:52:44,788 Somebody, help. 936 00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:45,656 Help. 937 00:52:45,656 --> 00:52:46,827 - Are you looking for me? 938 00:52:46,827 --> 00:52:48,317 Teddy? 939 00:52:48,317 --> 00:52:50,234 Are you looking for me? 940 00:52:54,175 --> 00:52:56,491 - I though that you drowned. 941 00:52:56,491 --> 00:52:57,324 - No. 942 00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:01,482 But I did drink a lot of water. 943 00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:03,528 (laughs) 944 00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:05,861 My knight in dripping armor. 945 00:53:12,252 --> 00:53:13,085 Oh my God. 946 00:53:20,705 --> 00:53:23,740 - Well, I put the kettle on. 947 00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:24,624 - Sorry? 948 00:53:24,624 --> 00:53:25,565 - The kettle. 949 00:53:25,565 --> 00:53:27,407 I'm putting the kettle on. 950 00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:28,642 What about food? 951 00:53:28,642 --> 00:53:30,909 They'll be hungry. 952 00:53:30,909 --> 00:53:34,076 - Eating is the last thing on my mind. 953 00:53:37,357 --> 00:53:39,738 - What's the matter? 954 00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:40,571 - Nothing. 955 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,716 - In the pig's eye. 956 00:53:47,898 --> 00:53:49,886 - I met Jimmy. 957 00:53:49,886 --> 00:53:50,719 - Ah. 958 00:53:51,735 --> 00:53:52,735 - I hit him. 959 00:53:53,707 --> 00:53:54,540 Hard. 960 00:53:55,843 --> 00:53:58,413 I might never play the piano again. 961 00:53:58,413 --> 00:54:00,330 - A price worth paying. 962 00:54:01,172 --> 00:54:02,422 He deserved it. 963 00:54:04,363 --> 00:54:05,196 - Did he? 964 00:54:06,981 --> 00:54:08,756 Maybe I expected too much. 965 00:54:08,756 --> 00:54:10,704 - Expecting honesty? 966 00:54:10,704 --> 00:54:11,818 - We were so young. 967 00:54:11,818 --> 00:54:15,985 - All the more reason not to have left you in the lurch. 968 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:24,191 I'll make sandwiches for them. 969 00:54:24,191 --> 00:54:25,271 - Yeah. 970 00:54:25,271 --> 00:54:26,104 I'll help. 971 00:54:29,403 --> 00:54:32,161 - Is there a Mrs. Junior? 972 00:54:32,161 --> 00:54:33,495 - Don't call me that. 973 00:54:33,495 --> 00:54:34,995 Makes me feel old. 974 00:54:36,048 --> 00:54:37,465 - Well, is there? 975 00:54:39,591 --> 00:54:41,258 - There's, uh, four. 976 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:43,953 - Four? 977 00:54:48,168 --> 00:54:49,706 - Going on five. 978 00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:51,327 - Five wives? 979 00:54:51,327 --> 00:54:53,994 There's no hairs growing on your knees, 980 00:54:53,994 --> 00:54:55,327 that's for sure. 981 00:54:57,824 --> 00:54:59,584 - How about you? 982 00:54:59,584 --> 00:55:01,188 - No women left. 983 00:55:01,188 --> 00:55:03,188 You cornered the market. 984 00:55:06,302 --> 00:55:08,552 - Did you and Maisie never? 985 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:10,556 - No. 986 00:55:12,587 --> 00:55:13,420 No. 987 00:55:16,376 --> 00:55:17,530 Ah, Pat. 988 00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:18,445 What now? 989 00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:20,805 - You'll never believe the tunes I've just heard John Joe. 990 00:55:20,805 --> 00:55:21,884 Incredible. 991 00:55:21,884 --> 00:55:22,816 - Really? 992 00:55:22,816 --> 00:55:24,469 That's just fine, lad. 993 00:55:24,469 --> 00:55:27,386 You can teach them to us back home. 994 00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:49,485 - What? 995 00:55:49,485 --> 00:55:50,787 God, what happened? 996 00:55:50,787 --> 00:55:52,652 - She had a little bit too much to drink 997 00:55:52,652 --> 00:55:53,709 and fell in the river. 998 00:55:53,709 --> 00:55:54,700 - She did what? 999 00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:55,984 - I'm fine. 1000 00:55:55,984 --> 00:55:57,350 I just need to change. 1001 00:55:57,350 --> 00:55:58,619 - Oh my God, what's... 1002 00:55:58,619 --> 00:55:59,470 - What are you doing? 1003 00:55:59,470 --> 00:56:00,320 - Just walking. 1004 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,530 She tripped and fell. 1005 00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:03,864 - Don't make such a fuss. 1006 00:56:03,864 --> 00:56:04,697 - You, 1007 00:56:04,697 --> 00:56:06,294 go upstairs now. 1008 00:56:06,294 --> 00:56:07,538 - And you, 1009 00:56:07,538 --> 00:56:08,784 go back to Liverpool with you. 1010 00:56:08,784 --> 00:56:09,903 You're nothing but trouble. 1011 00:56:09,903 --> 00:56:11,441 - I haven't done anything wrong. 1012 00:56:11,441 --> 00:56:12,832 - It's not Teddy's fault. 1013 00:56:12,832 --> 00:56:14,207 - Well, if he hasn't done anything wrong, 1014 00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:17,006 why are you in that state? 1015 00:56:17,006 --> 00:56:17,839 Now! 1016 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,994 - Stop treating me like I'm a child. 1017 00:56:29,994 --> 00:56:31,304 - How do you expect me to treat you 1018 00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:32,458 when you behave like this? 1019 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,569 - Behave like what? 1020 00:56:33,569 --> 00:56:35,754 The minute I meet anyone, you step in and stop us. 1021 00:56:35,754 --> 00:56:36,794 - I know his type. 1022 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:38,218 - What type? 1023 00:56:38,218 --> 00:56:39,610 What the hell is his type? 1024 00:56:39,610 --> 00:56:40,887 - He'll charm you into bed 1025 00:56:40,887 --> 00:56:42,014 and you'll never hear from him again. 1026 00:56:42,014 --> 00:56:43,053 - Teddy's not like that. 1027 00:56:43,053 --> 00:56:44,224 - They're all like that. 1028 00:56:44,224 --> 00:56:46,032 - Is all this because it happened to you? 1029 00:56:46,032 --> 00:56:46,941 - I beg your pardon? 1030 00:56:46,941 --> 00:56:47,899 - It is, isn't it? 1031 00:56:47,899 --> 00:56:49,649 That's the reason. 1032 00:56:49,649 --> 00:56:52,202 - What happened to me is of no concern of yours. 1033 00:56:52,202 --> 00:56:53,102 - Who was it? 1034 00:56:53,102 --> 00:56:54,763 Was it that man? 1035 00:56:54,763 --> 00:56:56,513 Tell me mom, tell me. 1036 00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:00,158 - Tell her. 1037 00:57:03,341 --> 00:57:04,600 She's a right to know why you've been 1038 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,426 so crabby all these years. 1039 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:07,464 - Crabby? 1040 00:57:07,464 --> 00:57:08,766 I've not been crabby. 1041 00:57:08,766 --> 00:57:10,026 - You have. 1042 00:57:10,026 --> 00:57:11,109 Now tell her. 1043 00:57:13,438 --> 00:57:15,021 Tell her or I will. 1044 00:57:37,225 --> 00:57:39,142 - I was about your age. 1045 00:57:40,906 --> 00:57:43,239 And I thought I was in love. 1046 00:57:44,736 --> 00:57:46,585 I didn't know what love was. 1047 00:57:46,585 --> 00:57:47,585 - Who is he? 1048 00:57:48,492 --> 00:57:50,506 - He's John Joe's brother. 1049 00:57:50,506 --> 00:57:51,339 Jimmy. 1050 00:57:53,820 --> 00:57:55,570 - And he's my father? 1051 00:57:57,420 --> 00:58:00,611 - I was just another conquest to him. 1052 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,494 I promised to marry him and when I told him 1053 00:58:02,494 --> 00:58:03,744 I was pregnant, 1054 00:58:05,218 --> 00:58:08,271 he was already engaged to somebody else. 1055 00:58:08,271 --> 00:58:10,154 A night club singer. 1056 00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:13,002 So, I came home after you were born. 1057 00:58:13,002 --> 00:58:16,717 And people chose to believe I was a widow. 1058 00:58:16,717 --> 00:58:20,089 And I tried to make the best life I could for you. 1059 00:58:20,089 --> 00:58:20,922 For us. 1060 00:58:22,534 --> 00:58:25,117 - But why did you never tell me 1061 00:58:26,013 --> 00:58:27,763 I still had a father? 1062 00:58:28,968 --> 00:58:30,849 - Because you didn't. 1063 00:58:30,849 --> 00:58:34,156 He might as well have been dead for all I knew. 1064 00:58:34,156 --> 00:58:37,133 - And because of your mistake, 1065 00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:39,139 you don't want me seeing Teddy. 1066 00:58:39,139 --> 00:58:40,741 - I just don't want you to ruin your life 1067 00:58:40,741 --> 00:58:42,598 the way I did. 1068 00:58:42,598 --> 00:58:44,613 - But it's my life. 1069 00:58:44,613 --> 00:58:45,677 My life. 1070 00:58:45,677 --> 00:58:46,684 - Anne. 1071 00:58:46,684 --> 00:58:48,131 Please. 1072 00:58:48,131 --> 00:58:50,631 - I'm so sorry I ruined yours. 1073 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:03,230 - Not one of your better ideas. 1074 00:59:03,230 --> 00:59:04,730 - On the contrary. 1075 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,247 The last person in the world to hear 1076 00:59:07,247 --> 00:59:09,451 about your scarlet past 1077 00:59:09,451 --> 00:59:13,618 is the one person you should have told from the beginning. 1078 00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:26,534 (moaning) 1079 00:59:49,222 --> 00:59:51,700 (upbeat music) 1080 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,566 - You should tell her you're sorry. 1081 00:59:53,566 --> 00:59:55,760 - Do you think I haven't wanted to? 1082 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,379 - And you should tell her about the five wives. 1083 00:59:58,379 --> 00:59:59,492 - Yeah. 1084 00:59:59,492 --> 01:00:02,396 I might be stupid, but I'm not suicidal. 1085 01:00:02,396 --> 01:00:05,850 - Make her see how lucky she was. 1086 01:00:05,850 --> 01:00:08,517 Having a child out of wedlock's one thing, 1087 01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:10,850 but getting divorced, 1088 01:00:10,850 --> 01:00:15,211 Jesus, the parish priests would have her excommuni-ated. 1089 01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:16,628 - Excommunicated. 1090 01:00:18,894 --> 01:00:22,144 - Well, he'd certainly take a dim view. 1091 01:00:24,025 --> 01:00:24,942 - Guinness. 1092 01:00:36,196 --> 01:00:38,400 - On second thoughts, maybe you should 1093 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,567 leave the wives out of it. 1094 01:00:41,767 --> 01:00:43,519 Impressed by the suits, were they? 1095 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:44,936 The five of them. 1096 01:00:48,289 --> 01:00:49,122 - Jimmy. 1097 01:00:52,259 --> 01:00:53,092 - Maisie. 1098 01:00:54,353 --> 01:00:57,045 - I want to apologize for hitting you. 1099 01:00:57,045 --> 01:00:58,485 - I want to apologize, too. 1100 01:00:58,485 --> 01:01:00,041 - Please, let me finish. 1101 01:01:00,041 --> 01:01:01,285 - Sorry. 1102 01:01:01,285 --> 01:01:03,429 - What happened is past. 1103 01:01:03,429 --> 01:01:05,973 But I'm worried about Anne. 1104 01:01:05,973 --> 01:01:07,964 I've told her everything. 1105 01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:08,911 - Maisie, I... 1106 01:01:08,911 --> 01:01:10,229 - I don't want her having anything to do with 1107 01:01:10,229 --> 01:01:11,479 that young man. 1108 01:01:14,664 --> 01:01:17,340 I don't want her to make the same mistakes I did. 1109 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,369 - But he's a good lad. 1110 01:01:19,369 --> 01:01:21,350 I've known him for years. 1111 01:01:21,350 --> 01:01:23,536 - She's a grown girl, Maisie. 1112 01:01:23,536 --> 01:01:24,844 She can make her own decisions. 1113 01:01:24,844 --> 01:01:27,177 - Keep out of this John Joe. 1114 01:01:31,144 --> 01:01:33,445 You owe me that much. 1115 01:01:33,445 --> 01:01:35,285 As her father, you owe me that. 1116 01:01:35,285 --> 01:01:37,241 If she comes to you, 1117 01:01:37,241 --> 01:01:39,824 I want you to put her straight. 1118 01:01:40,818 --> 01:01:43,068 She won't listen to me now. 1119 01:01:44,328 --> 01:01:46,495 - If that's what you want. 1120 01:01:47,784 --> 01:01:48,617 - It is. 1121 01:01:50,998 --> 01:01:53,081 That's all I came to say. 1122 01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:55,612 - Go on. 1123 01:01:59,067 --> 01:01:59,900 - Maisie. 1124 01:02:05,965 --> 01:02:06,798 I'm sorry. 1125 01:02:08,441 --> 01:02:10,858 (soft music) 1126 01:02:22,820 --> 01:02:24,955 - [Boy Hippie] Hey, Candy. 1127 01:02:24,955 --> 01:02:26,404 - Hey. 1128 01:02:26,404 --> 01:02:28,286 - There you are. 1129 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,481 - Where have you been? 1130 01:02:29,481 --> 01:02:30,731 - Hello ladies. 1131 01:02:32,157 --> 01:02:33,687 - What the fuck happened to your shirt? 1132 01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:36,770 Looks like someone puked all over it. 1133 01:02:46,552 --> 01:02:48,885 - Testing, testing, testing. 1134 01:02:49,857 --> 01:02:53,066 Town of Ness is a terrible place. 1135 01:02:53,066 --> 01:02:55,723 Kilkaka's just as bad. 1136 01:02:55,723 --> 01:02:58,310 But of all the towns I was ever in, 1137 01:02:58,310 --> 01:02:59,643 fuck me Canigat. 1138 01:03:05,675 --> 01:03:07,842 Peter Piper packed a pick. 1139 01:03:09,325 --> 01:03:10,888 Peter Piper picked a. 1140 01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:13,228 No, that's not right. 1141 01:03:13,228 --> 01:03:15,061 Pickle Peter, oh fuck. 1142 01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:18,113 How's that? 1143 01:03:18,113 --> 01:03:19,863 - Never heard better. 1144 01:03:31,804 --> 01:03:32,637 - Anne. 1145 01:03:35,289 --> 01:03:36,372 Don't forget, 1146 01:03:38,489 --> 01:03:41,322 winner pays for the ceili tonight. 1147 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,270 - What the fuck have you been doing? 1148 01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:07,832 You can't go up on stage looking like that. 1149 01:04:07,832 --> 01:04:10,222 - I don't know what happened, Jim. 1150 01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:11,063 - Here. 1151 01:04:11,063 --> 01:04:13,684 There's a spare shirt up in my room, come on. 1152 01:04:13,684 --> 01:04:15,184 You fucking idiot. 1153 01:04:25,405 --> 01:04:26,238 - Hello. 1154 01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,071 - Hello. 1155 01:04:29,849 --> 01:04:31,962 I put your fiddle away. 1156 01:04:31,962 --> 01:04:33,270 I was gonna bring it around to the house, 1157 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,192 but I had second thoughts. 1158 01:04:35,192 --> 01:04:36,968 I'm too young to die yet. 1159 01:04:36,968 --> 01:04:37,801 (laughs) 1160 01:04:37,801 --> 01:04:39,318 - Thanks. 1161 01:04:39,318 --> 01:04:41,814 - Your mom's mad at me. 1162 01:04:41,814 --> 01:04:43,089 - It's not you. 1163 01:04:43,089 --> 01:04:45,676 She's mad at everyone. 1164 01:04:45,676 --> 01:04:50,160 - It's nice to know you're not alone in the world. 1165 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,077 - I'm sorry 1166 01:04:52,582 --> 01:04:54,082 for what happened. 1167 01:04:54,931 --> 01:04:57,706 (laughs) 1168 01:04:57,706 --> 01:04:59,789 You've got a clean shirt. 1169 01:05:00,954 --> 01:05:03,599 - Actually it's Alex's. 1170 01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:06,167 Went round the tent but I couldn't get in. 1171 01:05:06,167 --> 01:05:07,334 Lost the keys. 1172 01:05:09,816 --> 01:05:11,078 - Come on are you stuck to those fucking stools. 1173 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,681 Are you stuck to those stools or what? 1174 01:05:12,681 --> 01:05:14,464 Come on, let's inside down the hall. 1175 01:05:14,464 --> 01:05:15,831 Come on. 1176 01:05:15,831 --> 01:05:17,498 - Can I go with you? 1177 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,646 - Yeah. 1178 01:05:20,646 --> 01:05:22,561 Yeah of course. 1179 01:05:22,561 --> 01:05:24,378 - [Voiceover] Extra car parking space can 1180 01:05:24,378 --> 01:05:27,531 be found at the back of the Wheelie's farm 1181 01:05:27,531 --> 01:05:29,240 on the side street. 1182 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,536 That's extra car parking space can be 1183 01:05:32,536 --> 01:05:36,703 found at the back of Wheelie's farm on the side street. 1184 01:05:52,369 --> 01:05:54,137 - All right? 1185 01:05:54,137 --> 01:05:55,742 - Nice shirt, mate. 1186 01:05:55,742 --> 01:05:57,618 - Yeah, Jimmy gave it to me. 1187 01:05:57,618 --> 01:05:59,220 Said I was a disgrace. 1188 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:01,387 - Nothing gets past Jimmy. 1189 01:06:10,225 --> 01:06:12,308 - I there are the others. 1190 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:19,937 - So, what happens now? 1191 01:06:21,113 --> 01:06:22,691 - They announce the winner. 1192 01:06:22,691 --> 01:06:24,951 And then we go up on stage and play. 1193 01:06:24,951 --> 01:06:27,111 - You do, do you? 1194 01:06:27,111 --> 01:06:29,861 - That's what happened last year. 1195 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,421 And the year before. 1196 01:06:33,421 --> 01:06:34,673 - Good evening, 1197 01:06:34,673 --> 01:06:36,508 ladies and gentlemen. 1198 01:06:36,508 --> 01:06:39,591 You're all welcome here tonight for the ceili 1199 01:06:39,591 --> 01:06:43,077 and to dance to the music of this year's winning ceili band. 1200 01:06:43,077 --> 01:06:46,244 (applause and cheers) 1201 01:06:48,913 --> 01:06:52,905 All the prizes for the solo competitions have been awarded 1202 01:06:52,905 --> 01:06:55,822 and what competitions they've been. 1203 01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:01,735 The standard has been the highest we've seen here since, 1204 01:07:01,735 --> 01:07:03,224 well, since last year. 1205 01:07:03,224 --> 01:07:05,307 (laughs) 1206 01:07:07,495 --> 01:07:10,311 And the judges found it very hard, 1207 01:07:10,311 --> 01:07:12,021 in particular, 1208 01:07:12,021 --> 01:07:16,188 to select the winner of the ceili band competition. 1209 01:07:17,405 --> 01:07:20,106 But in the end, they did. 1210 01:07:20,106 --> 01:07:22,356 (applause) 1211 01:07:23,429 --> 01:07:25,303 There's a winning ceili band ready 1212 01:07:25,303 --> 01:07:27,929 and bursting to entertain you all. 1213 01:07:27,929 --> 01:07:30,781 And without further ado, I'd like to call up 1214 01:07:30,781 --> 01:07:33,375 the chairman of the committee 1215 01:07:33,375 --> 01:07:36,458 to announce the winner and to present 1216 01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,497 the trophy. 1217 01:07:39,497 --> 01:07:42,664 (cheers and applause) 1218 01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:55,255 - Thank you ladies and gentlemen. 1219 01:07:55,255 --> 01:07:57,719 It's a great pleasure for me to be associated 1220 01:07:57,719 --> 01:07:59,052 with this event. 1221 01:07:59,978 --> 01:08:03,054 And the name McMahon has been long 1222 01:08:03,054 --> 01:08:04,739 associated with it. 1223 01:08:04,739 --> 01:08:05,632 This year... 1224 01:08:05,632 --> 01:08:06,835 - Here? 1225 01:08:06,835 --> 01:08:08,825 - It's a McMahon that has triumphed again. 1226 01:08:08,825 --> 01:08:10,263 - I was trying to tell you. 1227 01:08:10,263 --> 01:08:13,463 - I'm delighted to announce the winning band. 1228 01:08:13,463 --> 01:08:14,904 They were late arrivals, 1229 01:08:14,904 --> 01:08:18,137 but we're very glad that they made it. 1230 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,011 So, ladies and gentlemen, 1231 01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:20,460 would you please put your hands together 1232 01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:25,141 and give a very warm welcome to from across the water, 1233 01:08:25,141 --> 01:08:27,580 Father Padjo McMahon and 1234 01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:31,369 his South African Township Ceili Band. 1235 01:08:31,369 --> 01:08:35,536 (applause) (upbeat music) 1236 01:08:36,755 --> 01:08:39,172 - [Jimmy And John Joe] Padjo? 1237 01:08:40,346 --> 01:08:43,480 - I thought you said he was some kind of missionary. 1238 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:44,313 - I did. 1239 01:08:46,197 --> 01:08:50,247 - He could have picked another fucking mission. 1240 01:08:50,247 --> 01:08:52,376 - Not bad, are they John Joe? 1241 01:08:52,376 --> 01:08:53,487 Saw them earlier on. 1242 01:08:53,487 --> 01:08:54,987 Tried to tell you. 1243 01:08:59,912 --> 01:09:00,745 - Dance? 1244 01:09:00,745 --> 01:09:01,578 - Dance. 1245 01:09:30,271 --> 01:09:32,677 - Maybe we should congratulate him. 1246 01:09:32,677 --> 01:09:34,207 - He'll find us. 1247 01:09:34,207 --> 01:09:36,707 You can bet your life on that. 1248 01:10:10,196 --> 01:10:11,446 - [Jimmy] Here. 1249 01:10:12,611 --> 01:10:14,353 - What's this? 1250 01:10:14,353 --> 01:10:16,293 - My one should have it anyway. 1251 01:10:16,293 --> 01:10:17,724 Take it. 1252 01:10:17,724 --> 01:10:19,557 The da left it to you. 1253 01:10:23,968 --> 01:10:25,836 Marry on who takes the girl home 1254 01:10:25,836 --> 01:10:28,526 at the end of the night. 1255 01:10:28,526 --> 01:10:31,193 It's not something I'm proud of. 1256 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,404 - Now, do you mean it? 1257 01:10:33,404 --> 01:10:35,237 You really want to give me back my fiddle? 1258 01:10:35,237 --> 01:10:36,404 - You take it. 1259 01:10:40,179 --> 01:10:42,262 - Don't know what to say. 1260 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:48,825 - [Jimmy] Same again always works for me. 1261 01:10:50,050 --> 01:10:52,717 (clears throat) 1262 01:11:00,475 --> 01:11:02,905 - You've a great band. 1263 01:11:02,905 --> 01:11:05,155 - And a trophy to prove it. 1264 01:11:06,018 --> 01:11:08,188 (laughs) 1265 01:11:08,188 --> 01:11:09,021 - Padjo. 1266 01:11:10,962 --> 01:11:13,605 - It's the ugliest fucking thing I ever seen. 1267 01:11:13,605 --> 01:11:14,438 Padjo. 1268 01:11:16,682 --> 01:11:19,265 (upbeat music) 1269 01:11:39,882 --> 01:11:41,760 - [Anne] When are you going? 1270 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,843 - [Teddy] In the morning. 1271 01:11:44,816 --> 01:11:47,680 - [Anne] Wish I was going with you. 1272 01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:48,680 - You could. 1273 01:11:49,955 --> 01:11:52,705 Well, you know, if you wanted to. 1274 01:11:53,622 --> 01:11:54,955 To come with us. 1275 01:11:55,857 --> 01:11:58,230 You could get on the bus. 1276 01:11:58,230 --> 01:11:59,730 Come to Liverpool. 1277 01:12:00,627 --> 01:12:03,391 I'll show you the sights. 1278 01:12:03,391 --> 01:12:05,757 - What are you saying? 1279 01:12:05,757 --> 01:12:06,590 Teddy? 1280 01:12:08,228 --> 01:12:09,895 What are you saying? 1281 01:12:11,952 --> 01:12:13,202 - I don't know. 1282 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:18,023 But I've never felt like this before. 1283 01:12:37,067 --> 01:12:39,650 (fiddle music) 1284 01:12:56,575 --> 01:12:57,901 - Still speeding up. 1285 01:12:57,901 --> 01:12:59,055 - I am not. 1286 01:12:59,055 --> 01:13:01,034 - He's right, you are. 1287 01:13:01,034 --> 01:13:04,534 - Will the pair of you stop picking on me? 1288 01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:24,069 (soft music) 1289 01:14:00,028 --> 01:14:02,528 - Next year, we play straight. 1290 01:14:03,612 --> 01:14:05,494 No funny business. 1291 01:14:05,494 --> 01:14:06,460 No games. 1292 01:14:06,460 --> 01:14:08,105 - No funny business, eh? 1293 01:14:08,105 --> 01:14:09,022 - Them all. 1294 01:14:09,979 --> 01:14:12,562 - All right, band against band. 1295 01:14:14,653 --> 01:14:17,130 Will you be back next year, Padjo? 1296 01:14:17,130 --> 01:14:20,098 - Well, they're posting me in South America. 1297 01:14:20,098 --> 01:14:21,080 - Where? 1298 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:21,913 - Brazil. 1299 01:14:21,913 --> 01:14:23,781 - Oh, where the nuts come from, eh? 1300 01:14:23,781 --> 01:14:25,777 (laughs) 1301 01:14:25,777 --> 01:14:27,904 - You song and done of them play the fiddle. 1302 01:14:27,904 --> 01:14:30,205 - Well, if they do, I'll be bringing them back next year. 1303 01:14:30,205 --> 01:14:32,288 (laughs) 1304 01:14:41,484 --> 01:14:42,317 - Anne? 1305 01:14:53,511 --> 01:14:55,098 Where did you stay last night? 1306 01:14:55,098 --> 01:14:56,681 - I was with Teddy. 1307 01:14:58,282 --> 01:14:59,853 - Oh, I see. 1308 01:14:59,853 --> 01:15:01,310 - I'm going with him. 1309 01:15:01,310 --> 01:15:03,227 I'm going to Liverpool. 1310 01:15:04,952 --> 01:15:06,776 - Anne, don't. 1311 01:15:06,776 --> 01:15:07,791 - I love him. 1312 01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:09,330 - But you hardly know him more than a day. 1313 01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:11,163 - Long enough to know. 1314 01:15:13,691 --> 01:15:15,434 - Has he promised you the world? 1315 01:15:15,434 --> 01:15:16,612 - Nothing. 1316 01:15:16,612 --> 01:15:17,996 He's promised me nothing. 1317 01:15:17,996 --> 01:15:19,010 - But how will you live? 1318 01:15:19,010 --> 01:15:21,177 What can you do for money? 1319 01:15:22,316 --> 01:15:23,593 - I'll get a job. 1320 01:15:23,593 --> 01:15:26,539 - And when he leaves you for somebody else? 1321 01:15:26,539 --> 01:15:28,103 - He won't. 1322 01:15:28,103 --> 01:15:29,976 - Let him come to you. 1323 01:15:29,976 --> 01:15:32,112 Don't go running after him. 1324 01:15:32,112 --> 01:15:34,575 He'll only break your heart, Anne. 1325 01:15:34,575 --> 01:15:36,588 If he loves you, 1326 01:15:36,588 --> 01:15:38,255 let him come to you. 1327 01:15:39,731 --> 01:15:41,211 - Just because it happened to you, 1328 01:15:41,211 --> 01:15:44,085 doesn't mean it's going to happen to me. 1329 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:46,252 I'm going to start a life. 1330 01:15:48,151 --> 01:15:50,484 I can get to know my father. 1331 01:15:52,865 --> 01:15:54,782 - Anne, please, listen. 1332 01:15:55,860 --> 01:15:58,110 - What are you going to do? 1333 01:15:59,158 --> 01:16:01,228 Keep me locked up 1334 01:16:01,228 --> 01:16:04,561 til I become a bitter old maid like you? 1335 01:16:07,136 --> 01:16:07,969 - No. 1336 01:16:19,886 --> 01:16:22,219 (low music) 1337 01:16:28,687 --> 01:16:30,649 - Coming home with the milk? 1338 01:16:30,649 --> 01:16:33,232 I haven't done that in a while. 1339 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:37,777 I thought Miko had the bus over at Bernie's. 1340 01:16:37,777 --> 01:16:40,470 - I'm going to England with Teddy. 1341 01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,460 - Don't do this out of punishment. 1342 01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:44,316 - I don't care about her. 1343 01:16:44,316 --> 01:16:48,011 - I don't believe that for a second. 1344 01:16:48,011 --> 01:16:48,844 - Well, 1345 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:53,016 you'll have to find another fiddle player. 1346 01:16:53,016 --> 01:16:53,849 Bye, then. 1347 01:16:56,056 --> 01:16:56,889 - Wait. 1348 01:17:00,261 --> 01:17:04,042 See if you can do something about Jimmy's, 1349 01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:06,727 your father's, fiddle playing. 1350 01:17:06,727 --> 01:17:10,894 He's still inclined to speed up on the change overs. 1351 01:17:12,364 --> 01:17:14,679 - Is that all you ever think about? 1352 01:17:14,679 --> 01:17:15,512 Music? 1353 01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:18,714 - Well, when you got the music, 1354 01:17:18,714 --> 01:17:20,797 you got friends for life. 1355 01:17:21,643 --> 01:17:23,893 That's why I'm never alone. 1356 01:17:27,069 --> 01:17:28,236 Remember that. 1357 01:17:45,359 --> 01:17:47,937 (horns honk) 1358 01:17:47,937 --> 01:17:49,336 - Nice and tight now. 1359 01:17:49,336 --> 01:17:50,919 - Right, son, yeah. 1360 01:17:51,964 --> 01:17:53,624 - That's it Jimmy. 1361 01:17:53,624 --> 01:17:54,524 - Everyone here? 1362 01:17:54,524 --> 01:17:55,834 - Yes, Jimmy. 1363 01:17:55,834 --> 01:17:57,159 - Better get a move on. 1364 01:17:57,159 --> 01:17:59,853 Tide and ferries wait for no man. 1365 01:17:59,853 --> 01:18:01,309 - [Voiceover] A concertina has been found 1366 01:18:01,309 --> 01:18:04,573 in the public toilet seat and the football ditch. 1367 01:18:04,573 --> 01:18:07,208 I reiterate, a concertina has been 1368 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:09,625 found in the public toilet... 1369 01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:12,437 - I'm coming with you. 1370 01:18:19,975 --> 01:18:21,892 - Welcome aboard, love. 1371 01:18:25,098 --> 01:18:26,619 - Plenty of room next to me. 1372 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:29,869 (mumbles incoherently) 1373 01:18:34,295 --> 01:18:35,128 - Jimmy. 1374 01:18:45,064 --> 01:18:47,396 - None of this is my idea. 1375 01:18:47,396 --> 01:18:48,229 - I know. 1376 01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:52,988 There's just something I wanted to say. 1377 01:18:52,988 --> 01:18:54,032 - What? 1378 01:18:54,032 --> 01:18:57,355 - If as much as a hair on that child's head is harmed, 1379 01:18:57,355 --> 01:18:59,836 I'm coming to Liverpool 1380 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:01,669 to cut your balls off. 1381 01:19:05,571 --> 01:19:06,488 That's all. 1382 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:11,887 - That's fair, love. 1383 01:19:12,969 --> 01:19:14,469 The circumstances. 1384 01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:51,799 - So, 1385 01:19:51,799 --> 01:19:53,882 she really has gone then? 1386 01:19:56,177 --> 01:19:59,344 - I'm never going to see her again. 1387 01:19:59,344 --> 01:20:00,844 - Worse than that. 1388 01:20:01,856 --> 01:20:04,523 Jimmy's poached our best player. 1389 01:20:12,126 --> 01:20:14,327 - Not so fucking fast. 1390 01:20:14,327 --> 01:20:16,309 You know we're catching today's ferry, Einstein, 1391 01:20:16,309 --> 01:20:17,642 not yesterday's. 1392 01:20:19,352 --> 01:20:20,375 - Look. 1393 01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:21,661 Sheep. 1394 01:20:21,661 --> 01:20:22,535 - Slow down. 1395 01:20:22,535 --> 01:20:23,557 - Sheep. 1396 01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:24,557 - Slow down. 1397 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:30,310 - Jimmy? 1398 01:20:30,310 --> 01:20:32,727 (soft music) 1399 01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:07,967 I'm so sorry. 1400 01:21:07,967 --> 01:21:08,800 - No. 1401 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,616 I'm the one who's sorry. 1402 01:21:10,616 --> 01:21:13,570 - I said terrible things to you. 1403 01:21:13,570 --> 01:21:15,977 You'll never forgive me. 1404 01:21:15,977 --> 01:21:18,210 - There's nothing to forgive. 1405 01:21:18,210 --> 01:21:19,043 Nothing. 1406 01:21:36,852 --> 01:21:39,019 - You all right, John Joe? 1407 01:21:40,657 --> 01:21:41,990 - I am now, Pat. 1408 01:21:43,906 --> 01:21:44,739 I am now. 1409 01:21:54,913 --> 01:21:55,746 - Cheers. 1410 01:22:03,521 --> 01:22:05,412 - Don't worry mate. 1411 01:22:05,412 --> 01:22:07,727 Put it down to romanolody. 1412 01:22:07,727 --> 01:22:09,102 - Nope. 1413 01:22:09,102 --> 01:22:10,755 We weren't anywhere near it. 1414 01:22:10,755 --> 01:22:12,338 - No, Gregory Peck? 1415 01:22:13,209 --> 01:22:14,929 Seen in the pictures, 1416 01:22:14,929 --> 01:22:17,039 goes to Rome and falls for 1417 01:22:17,039 --> 01:22:18,569 what's her name, 1418 01:22:18,569 --> 01:22:20,452 anyway, turns out that she's a princess or something 1419 01:22:20,452 --> 01:22:21,510 so he fucked. 1420 01:22:21,510 --> 01:22:23,593 (laughs) 1421 01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:26,497 - So, what happens? 1422 01:22:26,497 --> 01:22:27,584 - He doesn't get his end away, you know, 1423 01:22:27,584 --> 01:22:29,254 'cause she's royalty. 1424 01:22:29,254 --> 01:22:31,201 - You think of nothing else, do you? 1425 01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:32,179 - What else is there? 1426 01:22:32,179 --> 01:22:34,222 - I love her, Lex. 1427 01:22:34,222 --> 01:22:35,939 - You think you do. 1428 01:22:35,939 --> 01:22:36,922 You think you do now, but that's 1429 01:22:36,922 --> 01:22:38,370 your shit dick talking, mate. 1430 01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:40,335 Trust me, I know. 1431 01:22:40,335 --> 01:22:41,692 Every time I fancy a girl, 1432 01:22:41,692 --> 01:22:45,998 the big fun and all and I'll tell you that she's the one. 1433 01:22:45,998 --> 01:22:47,748 Forget about her Ted. 1434 01:22:48,724 --> 01:22:50,882 Besides, we play at Chelsea at on tune. 1435 01:22:50,882 --> 01:22:55,770 So, that means Dolly Baiser from the smoke and all that. 1436 01:22:55,770 --> 01:22:56,603 - Yeah. 1437 01:22:58,382 --> 01:22:59,585 Yeah, maybe you're right. 1438 01:22:59,585 --> 01:23:01,843 - Yes, I am right. 1439 01:23:01,843 --> 01:23:05,028 Would I steer my best mate wrong? 1440 01:23:05,028 --> 01:23:05,861 Would I? 1441 01:23:23,326 --> 01:23:26,409 (tuning instruments) 1442 01:23:44,229 --> 01:23:45,103 - Right. 1443 01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,609 Everybody here? 1444 01:23:46,609 --> 01:23:47,918 - I've never heard you sounding better. 1445 01:23:47,918 --> 01:23:49,342 Do you know that? 1446 01:23:49,342 --> 01:23:51,265 If only you played like that all the time. 1447 01:23:51,265 --> 01:23:52,343 (laughs) 1448 01:23:52,343 --> 01:23:53,176 - John Joe. 1449 01:23:53,176 --> 01:23:54,009 - Yeah, hi. 1450 01:23:54,009 --> 01:23:55,009 Hey, Maggie. 1451 01:23:58,461 --> 01:23:59,294 - Hey John Joe. 1452 01:23:59,294 --> 01:24:00,204 - Hey you all. 1453 01:24:00,204 --> 01:24:01,121 - John Joe. 1454 01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:10,246 - What the hell's Pat up to? 1455 01:24:10,246 --> 01:24:12,250 - He's getting ready for next year. 1456 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:13,707 He thinks we should surprise the Africans 1457 01:24:13,707 --> 01:24:17,013 with a taste of their own medicine. 1458 01:24:17,013 --> 01:24:20,430 - Looks it's him that needs the medicine. 1459 01:24:23,158 --> 01:24:24,747 Mine too. 1460 01:24:24,747 --> 01:24:27,790 If we can battle him, we make ourselves a fortune. 1461 01:24:27,790 --> 01:24:28,790 - Oh surely. 1462 01:24:31,706 --> 01:24:33,956 - Shame he left the fiddle. 1463 01:24:37,524 --> 01:24:38,357 Red fit. 1464 01:24:43,759 --> 01:24:44,880 Ready? 1465 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,231 One, two. 1466 01:24:46,231 --> 01:24:48,814 (upbeat music) 1467 01:25:00,389 --> 01:25:03,556 (chime on door rings) 1468 01:25:29,865 --> 01:25:31,448 - Mind if I sit in? 1469 01:25:44,774 --> 01:25:48,694 - It's better to gain a musician than to lose a daughter. 1470 01:25:48,694 --> 01:25:49,777 I always say. 1471 01:25:52,285 --> 01:25:53,561 - And what would Jimmy say? 1472 01:25:53,561 --> 01:25:55,264 - Fuck him. 1473 01:25:55,264 --> 01:25:56,105 Ready? 1474 01:25:56,105 --> 01:25:57,252 One, two. 1475 01:25:57,252 --> 01:25:59,835 (upbeat music) 1476 01:26:11,483 --> 01:26:13,566 - No funny business, huh? 1477 01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:19,910 This means war. 1478 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:24,970 ♫ As I was goin' over 1479 01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:27,154 ♫ The far famed Kerry mountains 1480 01:26:27,154 --> 01:26:28,766 ♫ I met the captain Farrell 1481 01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:31,172 ♫ And his money he was counting 1482 01:26:31,172 --> 01:26:33,250 ♫ I first produced me pistol 1483 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,199 ♫ Then produced me rapier 1484 01:26:35,199 --> 01:26:37,302 ♫ Saying "stand and deliver" 1485 01:26:37,302 --> 01:26:39,216 ♫ For he were a bold deceiver 1486 01:26:39,216 --> 01:26:42,023 ♫ Which your whack for the da-da-lay 1487 01:26:42,023 --> 01:26:43,987 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1488 01:26:43,987 --> 01:26:45,648 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1489 01:26:45,648 --> 01:26:48,750 ♫ There's whiskey in the jar 1490 01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:52,648 ♫ I counted out me money and it made a pretty penny 1491 01:26:52,648 --> 01:26:54,264 ♫ I put it in my pocket 1492 01:26:54,264 --> 01:26:56,778 ♫ And I gave it to my Jenny 1493 01:26:56,778 --> 01:26:58,702 ♫ She sighed and she swore 1494 01:26:58,702 --> 01:27:00,732 ♫ She never would deceive me 1495 01:27:00,732 --> 01:27:02,514 ♫ The devil take the women 1496 01:27:02,514 --> 01:27:04,732 ♫ For they never can be easy 1497 01:27:04,732 --> 01:27:07,351 ♫ Which your whack for the da-da-lay 1498 01:27:07,351 --> 01:27:09,380 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1499 01:27:09,380 --> 01:27:10,951 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1500 01:27:10,951 --> 01:27:14,257 ♫ There's whiskey in the jar 1501 01:27:14,257 --> 01:27:15,943 ♫ I went to my chamber 1502 01:27:15,943 --> 01:27:18,071 ♫ All to take a slumber 1503 01:27:18,071 --> 01:27:19,756 ♫ Dreamt of gold and jewels 1504 01:27:19,756 --> 01:27:22,153 ♫ And for sure was no wonder 1505 01:27:22,153 --> 01:27:24,145 ♫ For Jenny took the charges 1506 01:27:24,145 --> 01:27:26,198 ♫ Filled them up with water 1507 01:27:26,198 --> 01:27:27,974 ♫ And sent for Captain Farrell 1508 01:27:27,974 --> 01:27:30,344 ♫ To be ready for the slaughter 1509 01:27:30,344 --> 01:27:32,784 ♫ Which your whack for the da-da-lay 1510 01:27:32,784 --> 01:27:34,862 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1511 01:27:34,862 --> 01:27:36,254 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1512 01:27:36,254 --> 01:27:39,609 ♫ There's whiskey in the jar 1513 01:27:39,609 --> 01:27:41,418 ♫ 'Twas early in the morning 1514 01:27:41,418 --> 01:27:43,410 ♫ Before I rose to trouble 1515 01:27:43,410 --> 01:27:45,427 ♫ The guards were all around me 1516 01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:47,440 ♫ And likewise Captain Farrell 1517 01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:49,396 ♫ I then produced me pistol 1518 01:27:49,396 --> 01:27:51,483 ♫ They stole away me rapier 1519 01:27:51,483 --> 01:27:53,225 ♫ But I couldn't shoot the water 1520 01:27:53,225 --> 01:27:55,353 ♫ So a prisoner I was taken 1521 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,792 ♫ Which your whack for the da-da-lay 1522 01:27:57,792 --> 01:27:59,788 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1523 01:27:59,788 --> 01:28:01,367 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1524 01:28:01,367 --> 01:28:04,723 ♫ There's whiskey in the jar 1525 01:28:04,723 --> 01:28:06,558 ♫ If anyone can aid me 1526 01:28:06,558 --> 01:28:08,538 ♫ It's me brother in the army 1527 01:28:08,538 --> 01:28:10,173 ♫ I think that he is stationed 1528 01:28:10,173 --> 01:28:12,538 ♫ In Cork or in Killarney 1529 01:28:12,538 --> 01:28:14,551 ♫ And if he'll come to join me 1530 01:28:14,551 --> 01:28:16,556 ♫ We go roving in Killkenny 1531 01:28:16,556 --> 01:28:18,250 ♫ I swear he'll treat me fair 1532 01:28:18,250 --> 01:28:20,565 ♫ Than me darling sporting Jenny 1533 01:28:20,565 --> 01:28:22,987 ♫ Which your whack for the da-da-lay 1534 01:28:22,987 --> 01:28:25,100 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1535 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,523 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1536 01:28:26,523 --> 01:28:28,679 ♫ There's whiskey in the jar 1537 01:28:28,679 --> 01:28:30,738 ♫ Which your whack for the da-da-lay 1538 01:28:30,738 --> 01:28:33,111 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1539 01:28:33,111 --> 01:28:34,529 ♫ Whack for the day-de-lo 1540 01:28:34,529 --> 01:28:38,904 ♫ There's whiskey in the jar, oh ♫ 1541 01:28:38,904 --> 01:28:41,987 (soft low-key music)