1 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,160 One dollar is worth eight hryvnias... 2 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,240 He's delirious. 3 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,080 He's delirious after reading your book. 4 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,040 PLUTARCH'S LIVES 5 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,400 You don't say, Herodotus! 6 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,280 The lad is flustered. 7 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,000 The whole nation has been entrusted to him. 8 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:35,600 He should be happy. 9 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,200 His children and their children will be rich! 10 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,800 Listen, he's an honest person. 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,880 That's going to be a problem. 12 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,280 He wants to serve and better the nation. 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,280 A reformer? 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,920 That's his doom. 15 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,320 Demos Russos... 16 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,880 The euro at five hryvnias, and only at five... 17 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,760 What does he want to change? What kind of social order do they have? 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,640 A democracy. 19 00:00:59,120 --> 00:00:59,920 Well... 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,840 They call it a democracy. 21 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:02,920 And what's his goal? 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,920 Anarchy? 23 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,040 Centralism? 24 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,680 Centralism... 25 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,560 Federalization? 26 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,800 What the heck are you doing? Let go of him! 27 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,400 The moonlight night, starry and clear... 28 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,360 Shining a brilliant gleam like the light of day... 29 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,000 Listen, Plutarch, was living under socialism that bad? 30 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,920 -Watch what you say! -Oh, right. 31 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,240 Autocracy should be the choice for change. 32 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,040 Tsar Holoborodko. 33 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,840 You see, he also likes it. 34 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,680 Do your math. 35 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,200 The tsar can't steal from his own. 36 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,440 But the others... They come, steal and leave. 37 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,760 Then successors come and steal some more. 38 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,320 Kings for a day. 39 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,680 What about now? Do the people live a poor life? 40 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,880 Well! 41 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,960 They lead the world in oil production. 42 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,200 -Olive oil? -Sunflower oil. 43 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,680 -Right. There is such a thing. -I see. 44 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,280 The world's third largest grain producer. 45 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,160 That's right. 46 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:12,640 They also make airplanes, combine harvesters, cars... 47 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,840 -Cars? Not really... -Tractors! 48 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,120 Right, tractors. That's good... 49 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,680 So what needs changing? They've got paradise. 50 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,160 But the country is facing default. 51 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,720 How is that possible? 52 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,840 Where's all the wealth going, then? 53 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,000 Into people's pockets. 54 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,480 -Pilfering. -Got it? 55 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,400 He has to do something, then. 56 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,680 They all steal... They steal... 57 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,000 -Change is needed. -That's what he wants. 58 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,960 Yes, it's quite a prickly situation. 59 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,320 Here, look... 60 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,160 Listen, Plutarch... 61 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,760 -This is Ukraine, right? -So? 62 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,160 -The center of Europe. -So? 63 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,720 Then I know what needs to be done. 64 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,560 Brilliant! Vasya, get up. 65 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,800 Vasya! 66 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,880 Rise, Vasya! Wake up! 67 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,320 -Awaken, Vasya! -Vasya, get up! Vasya! 68 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:07,880 Get up. 69 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,920 What needs to be done? 70 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,240 Get up, dear. It's already 7:30 a.m. 71 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,640 PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION OF UKRAINE 72 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,400 -Oops, sorry. -Morning, Uncle Vasya. 73 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,640 The bathroom is all yours. 74 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,520 Thanks. 75 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:52,840 And my shirt... 76 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,040 Here are your shirts. 77 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,800 -Good morning, son! -Hi, Mom. 78 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,600 I didn't know what you'd wear, so I'm ironing them all. 79 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,920 Thanks very much. 80 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,440 And your patient? 81 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,920 Oh, please. No one's ever died from neuralgia. 82 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,840 Vasya! 83 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,760 That's a one-color shirt. 84 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,200 It doesn't matter. Thanks. 85 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,040 I didn't know which pair you'd wear, so I polished them all. 86 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,120 -Thank you. -Vasya! 87 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,720 Your coffee is getting cold. 88 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,360 Thanks, Dad. 89 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,280 Some tea, maybe? There's a fresh pot. 90 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,440 No. I thought beggars don't have servants. 91 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,600 Well, as the phrase goes, what you do today improves tomorrow. 92 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,040 I'll get the door. 93 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,400 -I'll answer it! -I will. 94 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,840 I'm perfectly capable of opening the door. 95 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,920 Does little Natasha live here, 96 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,920 who had a birthday yesterday? 97 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,240 Hi, baby sister. 98 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,600 "Hi, sister." Why are you such a killjoy? 99 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,200 Can't you joke around with me? 100 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,760 -Hold this. -Sure. 101 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,600 Take a hike downstairs. 102 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,040 I left two crates of strawberries there. 103 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,200 -I'll go. -No way! 104 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,640 Let this moocher be of some use. Off you go! 105 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,640 Before they get stolen. Give that to me. 106 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,600 Hi, Dad. 107 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,160 What's with the scary people outside, all in black? Did someone die? 108 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,160 Sveta! 109 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,400 What's wrong with your phone? We called you. 110 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,520 What's wrong with my phone? It broke. Why did you call? Did you miss me? 111 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,280 Sweetie, haven't you watched the news? 112 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,560 There's only one bit of news - a train driver got Vika pregnant. 113 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,400 -Mommy! -Honey! 114 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,840 What a nice polka dot dress. 115 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,520 Look who else is here. 116 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,240 Whose birthday was it yesterday? 117 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,640 I wanted to buy you a Dzidzio CD, but I couldn't find one anywhere. 118 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,520 It turns out the whole country listens to that rubbish. 119 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,600 You're still here? I told you, the berries could get stolen. 120 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:41,680 Am I not being clear? 121 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:43,880 Good morning. 122 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,440 Morning. 123 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,080 Thanks and goodbye. 124 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,120 Goodbye! 125 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:53,520 Dzidzio. 126 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,480 Good morning! 127 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,080 -These belong to you, right? -I'll take them! 128 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,000 Here you are. 129 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,360 Mr President, the limousine awaits. 130 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,360 If you're ready, we can go now. 131 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,240 Thanks. 132 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,920 Fine, Yuriy Ivanovich. 133 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,080 You explain it to her. 134 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:09,960 Later. 135 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,480 We must leave. 136 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,000 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 137 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:14,920 Bye-bye. 138 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,560 So, we have to start preparing for the inauguration soon. 139 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,680 Regarding my speech, 140 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,280 I thought I'd... 141 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,320 There's no need. 142 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,760 I mean, it's good that you're thinking about it, 143 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,120 but we have special people for that. 144 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,840 So you don't have to clutter your mind with minutia. 145 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,320 You think it's minutia? 146 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:53,480 Well, I mean that the head of state shouldn't clog his priceless mind 147 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,640 with all sorts of trivialities. 148 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,840 You should have a cool head, 149 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,480 clear mind, clear thoughts 150 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,400 and, finally, a clean body. 151 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,480 Don't you agree? 152 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,240 -I suppose. -That's wonderful. 153 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,840 Then let me show you the Department of Health and Beauty. 154 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,280 Is this really necessary? 155 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,720 Oh, yes. On inauguration day, you should display to everyone 156 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,720 that our country is worth investing in. 157 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,640 Alright. 158 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,000 Right, this is Andre. 159 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,520 -The barber. -How do you do? 160 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,600 Vasyl Petrovych. 161 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,520 Yulian, the make-up artist. 162 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,400 Vasyl Petrovych. Vasya. 163 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,600 Valdemar, the beautician. 164 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,040 Mario, the wardrobe master. 165 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,360 -Stylist. -Stylist. 166 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,880 Excuse me. The stylist. 167 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,840 This is Sergio, the peeling master. 168 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:39,200 -Peeling? What? -Skin cleansing. 169 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,159 This is Rosario, architect of the tan. 170 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,080 Nice to meet you. 171 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:44,120 And this is... 172 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,000 The fitness trainer? 173 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:48,880 Wrong. 174 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,640 This is Lyosik. 175 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,880 He's the inspiration for the whole department. 176 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,440 You see, they don't have stimuli without Lyosik. 177 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:58,720 I understand. 178 00:08:58,800 --> 00:08:59,600 Let's go. 179 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,560 Vasyl Petrovych, your manly, penetrating gaze indicates 180 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,720 that the country chose a worthy leader. 181 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,160 -Fedya, your personal motivator. -Motivator? 182 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,240 Yes, he raised the self-esteem of your predecessor. 183 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,840 By the way, how is yours? 184 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,840 How is my what? 185 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,880 Your self-esteem. 186 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,520 Oh, my self-esteem is okay. 187 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,760 My good man, 188 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,400 your services aren't needed. 189 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,200 And here we have... 190 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,840 the magic touch of Thailand. 191 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,320 Yun, Dao, Lao, Chun-Chian. 192 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,040 In short, back, neck, legs and earlobes. 193 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,120 Earlobes? 194 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,520 And he massages the... 195 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,800 But you don't need it yet. 196 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,400 -And the other remarkable specialists... -Great. 197 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,800 Well, miracle workers, shall we start fine-tuning the president? 198 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,000 In one hour, you'll feel like a million bucks. 199 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,680 Get down to it. 200 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,280 Pictured is Vasyl Petrovych Holoborodko, 201 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,040 born in 1978, 202 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,480 and a native of Kiev. 203 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,880 Ethnicity is Ukrainian. 204 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,760 He was raised in a working class family. 205 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,640 His father was a builder. His mother is a neurologist. 206 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:06,080 His grandmother was quite well-known as a doctor of historical studies, 207 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,000 a professor, a publicist, a laureate of scholarly prizes. 208 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,160 The apartment the family currently occupies was given to her 209 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,680 for her great scholarly work. 210 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,960 He was summa cum laude as a high school graduate in 1997. 211 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,960 He enrolled in law school, but soon withdrew. 212 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,600 To get our subject into the school, his father bribed them. 213 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,840 When our subject found out, 214 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,760 he made a big fuss and enrolled at the history department. 215 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,400 He was a group president and captain of the college soccer team. 216 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:38,760 A bright student, 217 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,560 he lead student protests against a crooked professor. 218 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,120 He even went on hunger strike. 219 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,960 After 12 days, the professor resigned, 220 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,800 and the subject was hospitalized for malnutrition. 221 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,880 He's known for having staunch and strong moral qualities, 222 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:56,000 a Nordic temper, and for being ironclad and brave. 223 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,080 He graduated with honors. 224 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:04,960 The same year, he married Olga Mischenko. A year later, their son, Dima, was born. 225 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,000 That summer, they vacationed in Berdyansk. 226 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,720 For the record, the subject has never travelled abroad. 227 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,000 Two years later, the couple got a divorce. 228 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,720 Neighbors said they argued constantly over their difficult financial situation. 229 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,320 The subject left the flat to his wife and child. 230 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,040 He lives with his parents. 231 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,880 He's been successfully employed at school number 521 for 12 years. 232 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,080 He's never had any arguments at work. 233 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,440 According to students, the subject is simply a saint. 234 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,120 He has no assets, 235 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,440 including a bank account. 236 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,520 He took out a loan to buy a microwave oven 237 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,800 and makes monthly payments of 74 hryvnias. 238 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,160 He's not a member of any political party, 239 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,000 hasn't taken part in paid-for rallies, 240 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,800 and doesn't have any bad habits. 241 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,520 Vasyl Petrovych! 242 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,200 You look incredible. 243 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,600 You'll outshine everybody. 244 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,200 Even Michelle Obama. 245 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,160 That's who he is - 246 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,400 Vasyl Petrovych Holoborodko. 247 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,080 Kiev is preparing to host big-name guests. 248 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:29,640 Envoys of 47 countries voiced their intent to attend Holoborodko's inauguration. 249 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,000 Meanwhile, 250 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:35,400 the online community is cheerfully talking about mishaps in previous inaugurations, 251 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,520 and is wondering how the women of the Holoborodko family will be dressed. 252 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,320 Regarding who sets the attire standards on such events, 253 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,720 we have this report. 254 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,320 The USA's first lady is considered the premiere fashion icon. 255 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,720 Michelle Obama's wardrobe 256 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,120 is always grand. 257 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:56,000 She effortlessly combines chic with austerity, and elegance with luxury. 258 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,360 Honey! 259 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,680 What if I wear this? 260 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,440 Absolutely divine, Mom. 261 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,240 That's only fit for a Tony Bennett concert. 262 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,040 We'll match. 263 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,000 Mom! 264 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,800 I only have my graduation dress. 265 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:19,840 Nice bow. 266 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,560 Girls, 267 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,600 we need to go shopping, now. 268 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,680 I know a place that sells fake brand name clothes. 269 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,560 But we need money for that. 270 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,440 Don't worry. 271 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,200 -Dad! -What? 272 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,400 Do you really need an inflatable boat? 273 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,600 I saved for two years for it! 274 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,560 Don't moan. 275 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,640 ...for the river! 276 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,720 Do you want us to go dressed in rags and embarrass Vasya? 277 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,000 I couldn't care less. 278 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,640 Wow, you're so tight! 279 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,560 Would you say a few words...? 280 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,080 I, as the president's family member... 281 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,000 Papa! No comment! 282 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,920 -A few words, please. -No comment. 283 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,280 Smile, honey. 284 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,720 Does the president have phobias? A mid-life crisis? 285 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,440 -Does the president like to swim? -Please, answer. 286 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,600 Attention! 287 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,200 Dear journalists... 288 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,960 Take note of this cute silver-haired person. 289 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,720 He's the president's godfather. 290 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,080 He'll gladly answer all your questions. Go ahead! 291 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,000 No, no, no! 292 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:28,960 That's not me. 293 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,160 Well, Vasyl Petrovych, meet the cogs in the state's machine. 294 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,040 Greetings. 295 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,800 -Valentina Nikolaevna, press attaché. -Pleasure. 296 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,800 Kirill Ivanovich. 297 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,000 Department of Foreign Policy. 298 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:43,880 Nice to meet you. 299 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,080 Tatiana Pavlovna, Department of Humanitarian Policy. 300 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:52,600 And this is Viktor Olegovich, Department of Foreign Humanitarian Policy. 301 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,240 It's all so confusing. 302 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,920 Don't you think some departments should be reformed? 303 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,160 We've thought plenty. 304 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,320 And we came up with the Reform Department. 305 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,080 Here's the department head, 306 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,120 Igor Alexeevich. 307 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,720 Now let's move on. 308 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,080 Anna Petrovna, your psychologist. 309 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,280 Sure thing. 310 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,040 Nina Vladimirovna. Anna Petrovna's psychologist. 311 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,440 No surprise there. 312 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,000 After what Anna Petrovna hears, she herself needs psychological aid. 313 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,880 Onward, Vasyl Petrovych. 314 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,680 Andrei Georgievich, Information Department. 315 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,560 And this is Grisha. 316 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,920 Hi, Vasyl Petrovych. 317 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,680 Hi. 318 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,640 The fine work by surgeon Livschits. 319 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,840 Do you like it? 320 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,600 In place of you, Grisha will open memorials, 321 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,600 drink with Lukashenko and die from sniper bullets. 322 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,640 But I think it won't come to that. 323 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,200 Anatoliy Semenych, Monitoring Department. 324 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,040 Petr Innokentyevich, Regional Policy Department. 325 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:45,920 This is Fedya. 326 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,640 And here's Karl Ignatyevich... 327 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,360 Fedya! 328 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,840 You're still here? 329 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,880 Mr President, it's amply clear 330 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,800 that an alpha-leader like you doesn't need a third-rate motivator like me, 331 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,960 but I trust you're wise and far sighted, 332 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,360 and you won't toss aside valued personnel. 333 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,560 I promise to think about it. 334 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,600 Take Fedya away. 335 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,080 No... But, Mr President... 336 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,640 Mr President! 337 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,640 I trust that you'll make the right choice with your kind heart and great mind. 338 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,040 He has a huge US dollar loan, so he's impossible to get rid of. 339 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,320 Well now, you're acquainted with the main personnel. 340 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,440 Yes, it looks like now we can get ready for the inauguration. 341 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,920 Certainly, but first I'd like to introduce you 342 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,680 to the presidential advisers and authorized agents. 343 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:30,960 Please. 344 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,080 Unfortunately, some are still on vacation. 345 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,800 Now what? 346 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,160 -What's our next move? -Who knows? 347 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,680 This Holoborodko is some kind of a holy being. 348 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,880 It's as if he makes bad things disappear. 349 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,880 My sentiment, too. 350 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,000 It'll be tough to get things done with him. 351 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,160 We must do something. 352 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,560 Gentlemen, let's not panic prematurely. 353 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,360 Let's wait and see. 354 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,400 Let this Holoborodko live the high life and see what being a president entails. 355 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,240 We'll just keep our eye open and... 356 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,960 -You think he'll change? -I don't think. I know. 357 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,280 Even honest folks, when given the chance, like to live at the expense of the state. 358 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,240 Can you please find a parking spot? 359 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:25,000 -Can you? You're going in circles. -Can you see a spot? 360 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:27,240 -Pull over here. Let them pass you. -Here! 361 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,200 Yeah! 362 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,440 Look... Forget it. It's too late. 363 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,080 There's not a single space left. 364 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,640 All the spots are filled, there's nowhere to park. 365 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,080 Yet there's an economic crisis. 366 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,640 Everybody's tight belts split, so they they're buying new ones. 367 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,520 Pop! 368 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,280 Unbelievable. 369 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,040 Okay, Papa. Drop us off and circle around. 370 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,560 No problem. Get out. 371 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,560 But don't take as long as you usually do. 372 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,400 With your 5,000 hryvnias, we won't be long, don't worry. 373 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,040 No slowing down. Follow me! 374 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,640 Natasha, stay with us. 375 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,760 Who are they? 376 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,200 The new president's family. 377 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,720 I'm famished. 378 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,160 And here's our breadwinner. 379 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,920 Greetings. 380 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,520 Officer Panko. 381 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,640 How are you, sir? 382 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,960 What's wrong, officer? 383 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,920 Did I break any laws? 384 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,840 Negative. 385 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,520 Then why did you pull me over? 386 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,720 There's a... There's a "Do Not Enter" sign. 387 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,720 Back there? 388 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,280 Sorry, officer. Somehow I didn't notice. 389 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,000 No worries. Forget about it. 390 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,160 The sign is just... 391 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,000 We're piloting it. 392 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:57,360 You know, whether the sign is needed there or not. 393 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,400 So what do you think? 394 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,040 Now it's clear 395 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,560 that it has no place whatsoever being there. 396 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,040 Wouldn't you say so? 397 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,560 I would. 398 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,880 May I go? 399 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,560 Sure. 400 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,640 Thanks. 401 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,960 No, it's absolutely impossible to work here. 402 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,840 Not to worry. We'll go home and prepare there. 403 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,760 How do you feel? Are you tired? 404 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,760 To be honest, yes. My head is spinning. 405 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,400 How can you know all their names? 406 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,000 They're mostly my relatives. Just kidding. 407 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,800 Acclimatize, Petrovych. 408 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,320 A politician loses as much weight in one hour as a blacksmith in one shift. 409 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,040 I'm not sure all of our politicians would qualify. 410 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,840 I like your sense of humor. 411 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,000 I think we'll use it in the inauguration. 412 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,120 By the way, about the inaugural speech... 413 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,200 I have an idea. 414 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,920 Just one? That's reassuring. 415 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,280 -So here it is... -Vasyl Petrovych, not now. 416 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,960 Don't rush ahead of people who know better. 417 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:54,840 After you. 418 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,760 -And you... -The other side. 419 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,080 Also, if it's not too much trouble, 420 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,920 please look into upgrading our motor-vehicle pool. 421 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,520 We've got nothing but junk. 422 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,000 I'll pass everything on to the president. 423 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,880 And personally, from me, please ask Vasyl Petrovych 424 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,360 to do something about that 95th Quarter show. 425 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,440 We've had enough of their traffic police jokes. 426 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,040 -I'll do what I can. -Thank you. 427 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,800 -I'll try. -Thank you. 428 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,080 Thanks very much! 429 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,160 Why are you standing there gawping? Open the trunk! 430 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,720 Sweet Jesus! Did you find a sack full of cash? 431 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,880 All that for 5,000? 432 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,000 Yeah, right. 433 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,240 Take your 5,000 back. 434 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,520 Get this, Grandpa. Sales everywhere! 100% discounts! 435 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,640 -Hurry, hurry! -It's an awkward feeling. 436 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,000 Perish the thought. 437 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,000 It's an honor to dress the family 438 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,280 of the president. 439 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,480 -Thank you! -Thanks! 440 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,320 Still standing? Get in. 441 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,560 -Thank you very much. -Let's go, Grandma. 442 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,400 Sveta! 443 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,800 Well, if the sale isn't over yet, 444 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,880 why don't I quickly dash in and buy a boat? 445 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:28,120 Relax, reindeer! There's your boat floating this way. 446 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,600 Take it while it's here. 447 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,000 You have nothing to say? 448 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,040 Do you have the same model, but in navy blue? 449 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,600 Tired, Vasyl Petrovych? 450 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,480 No. 451 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,240 -Do you like it here? -Very much. 452 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,160 Wow, is that the local history museum? 453 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,520 How silly. That's your home, Mr President. 454 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,400 Really? 455 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,480 Not on paper, but that hasn't stopped anyone before. 456 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,600 -That's all for now. We're here. -Thanks. 457 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,720 Careful. 458 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:08,880 Right this way. 459 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,640 The public servant's servants. 460 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,520 Greetings. 461 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,840 Hello, Mr President. 462 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,280 Shall I introduce them? 463 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,760 I don't remember all of them. 464 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,000 I'll introduce those I do. 465 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,040 -Yakov, the chef. -Hello. 466 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,080 -Svetlana, the food tester. -Yes. 467 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,320 -Boryslav, the butler. -Hello. 468 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,480 -And here's Silantyi, the stableman. -Stableman... 469 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,080 Tikhon the Fourth, the forest ranger. 470 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,240 Why the fourth? 471 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,200 Because not all presidents shoot accurately. 472 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,360 -Kidding. He's part of a dynasty! - Ah, a dynasty. 473 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,560 Mikhail Yurievich. 474 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,080 -Commander of the Brigantine. -Hi. 475 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,120 This is Liubomyr, the ostrich keeper. 476 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200 The ostrich keeper? 477 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,280 Yes, of course. 478 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:54,160 He also cares for the coatis, platypuses and a hamadryas baboon. 479 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,200 What can we do? He combines jobs and we have to cut costs. 480 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,080 Understood. 481 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,040 And this is... 482 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,400 Kolya the shaman. 483 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,920 Do your knees hurt? 484 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,960 No. And yours? 485 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,280 My ailment differs... 486 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,120 Too early for you... A sedentary job, you see? 487 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,880 Stepan, the gardener. 488 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,280 Aksinia, the dish washer. 489 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,080 This is Fed... You again, Fedya? 490 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,960 Mr President! 491 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,840 Servicing the president's fleet! 492 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,400 From now on, the presidential ship's deck will shine like gold bars. 493 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,880 Alright, I get it. 494 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,400 Yuryi Ivanovich, Fedya needs some kind of job. 495 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,160 Thanks, Mr President! You have affirmed your reputation as a wise leader. 496 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,880 I'm bored! Vasyl Petrovych. 497 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,840 If you have no special wishes, 498 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,520 I propose that you eat and sleep. 499 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,080 -We'll continue tomorrow morning. -Okay. 500 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,840 -Goodbye! -Goodbye, Mr President. 501 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,120 -What's planned? -The inauguration rehearsal. 502 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,720 -We've barely worked. -Work isn't going anywhere. 503 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,040 -We have a bear here. It's white. -White? 504 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,480 And a grey one, too. 505 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,480 Like in that song about two happy bears. 506 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,800 -They were geese. -The geese flew away. 507 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,280 -To the south? -To Russia. 508 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,600 To Rostov... 509 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,680 Translated by Mark P. Raczkiewycz