1 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:10,311 Roland: Hey Ronnie, I need the combination to the safe. 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,480 It's your safe. You have the combination. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,216 Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith. 4 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,085 - I used a guy this weekend. 5 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,421 Yeah, Gwen locked me out. 6 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,755 By accident. 7 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,092 Roland, why do you need the safe? 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,527 I've just been to the baby doctor, 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,330 and I have some top secret information 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,532 about whether it's a boy or a girl. 11 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,601 Joce and I wanna keep it a surprise. 12 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,436 Your wife's pregnant in her 40's. 13 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,571 How many surprises do you need? 14 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:43,244 Uh, it's kind of a Schitt family tradition there, Ronnie. 15 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,479 Okay, I guess I just gotta crack this myself. 16 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:49,049 It's either my birthday, or Gloria Estefan's. 17 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,486 - Mucho dias, mes amis. - Morning! 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,457 Anyway, moral of the story, I got a new keychain, 19 00:00:56,490 --> 00:01:02,363 and I keep a sleeping bag in the car. 20 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,702 Okay, turns out it's Gloria's, September 1, 57. 21 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,472 Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk? 22 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,176 I can't believe you opened that! 23 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,677 - It was on my desk. 24 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,646 That's the sonogram of our baby! 25 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,414 I've been tryin' not to look at it. 26 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,216 We don't wanna know what we're having. 27 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,252 Roland, you couldn't possibly discern... 28 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,819 oh no, it tells you here at the bottom. 29 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,456 - Don't say a word. - That's not fair! 30 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,225 Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered 31 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,527 with this emotional cargo? 32 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,701 Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie, 33 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,604 might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room? 34 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,906 No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one. 35 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,875 - No, I assure you. 36 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:51,912 I assure you it's a salacious bit of Council-related news. 37 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,315 Oh. 38 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,286 Robert? 39 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,288 Thank you. 40 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:05,826 ♪♪♪ 41 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,543 Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've been open for 3 hours now, 42 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,313 and not a single customer's walked through that door. 43 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,916 Well, I mean, I heard that there was a storm warning 44 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,552 for today, so. - Oh. 45 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,288 - How do you explain yesterday? 46 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,857 Maybe the storm warning was for yesterday. 47 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,792 So then how do you explain today? 48 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,728 Okay, I don't have all the answers. 49 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,763 Um, have we checked to see if the door is unlocked? 50 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,798 I think that we need to be a little more proactive 51 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,934 about this. We can't just wait for people to come in. 52 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,403 We have to find better ways to engage with the community. 53 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,239 Or, hey, just like a way. 54 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,840 Just one way to engage with the community. 55 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:57,478 Well, there's someone... that...is going to the café. 56 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,981 You know why people are always in the café? 57 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,850 Because they feel at home there, 58 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,353 it feels like... comfortable. 59 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:11,459 Okay, are you saying that I don't make people feel at home? 60 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,926 - Um... 61 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,528 - Okay. 62 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,297 You remember our opening day here? 63 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:19,533 Yes! It was opening day, and there was booze. 64 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:23,404 And people are drunks. - Yes but they still showed up. 65 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,439 We need to do something to make this store 66 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,007 feel a little bit more accessible, 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,578 a little bit more inclusive. 68 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:34,415 Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions. 69 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,016 What if we hosted an open mic night? 70 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,552 - I am open to suggestions. 71 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,521 I actually used to host one in high school. 72 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,790 There was a little café around the corner from my house, 73 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,292 it had a little stage in the back. 74 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,694 Drew a pretty big crowd. 75 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,728 - Okay. 76 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,431 So there was a point at which you, 77 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,966 and some of your fellow amateur singer songwriters 78 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,770 would gather and perform poetry and songs? 79 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,272 - Yeah. - For one another? 80 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,508 - Mhm. That's right. - Oh god. 81 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,410 The occasional improve troupe would stop by. 82 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:07,481 I'm um...I'm feeling kind of ill. 83 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,916 - David, you can laugh now, 84 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,752 but an open mic night can be a surprising amount of fun. 85 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,021 Worst case scenario, we get some people in the store. 86 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:18,759 Okay, no, worst case scenario, I watch improv. 87 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,336 Okay, so first of all, I would like to thank you both 88 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,903 for meeting with me today. 89 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,672 - Was this really necessary? 90 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,408 That's a good question, and the answer is, yes. 91 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,476 Um, I'm just gonna say it. 92 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,078 this place needs a ton of work, like top to tail. 93 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,649 We're talking serious, but manageable, fixes. 94 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,385 I think what you mean to say is proposed improvements? 95 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,920 No, I mean like full-blown things that need fixing. 96 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,088 - Oh. 97 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,524 Um, the comment cards, for example, 98 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,961 It's become very clear to me that you don't read them. 99 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,696 - They're just a placebo effect 100 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,665 for people who feel the need to complain. 101 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,033 Uh, you have to take those with a grain of salt, honey. 102 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,102 Those cards are written by embittered people 103 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,505 with way too much time on their hands. 104 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,006 - A lot of these are from Mom. 105 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,576 Um, but some of them are from people 106 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,378 who are trying to point out things like, 107 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,979 you don't even have a website. 108 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,715 - We have a website. - No. I looked it up, 109 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:18,719 and it's just like a cartoon of a construction worker 110 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:22,456 holding a sign that says "we'll be right back". So. 111 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,392 - It's under construction. 112 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,361 And the phone booking system works just fine. 113 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:31,499 Um, actually the phone booking system is confusing, 114 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:35,469 and the woman's voice was aggressive and off-putting. 115 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:41,709 - I had strep at the time. - Okay. 116 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:46,480 I'm gonna offer you both a PR and marketing strategy, 117 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,148 pro bono. 118 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,518 And if you're into it, we'll pull the trigger, 119 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,586 we'll work on my contract and my salary, 120 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,522 and then we'll get things going from there. 121 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,124 Well, now's not the time to take our foot off the gas, Stevie, 122 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,593 and if we have a publicist at our disposal. 123 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,595 Would we call her a publicist? 124 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,030 Um, I actually prefer to be called 125 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,666 a freelance brand invigorator. Stevie: Hmm. 126 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,536 And I also have a super easy multi-step plan in place 127 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,070 for the motel. 128 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,973 - That sounds intense. 129 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:17,478 Um, maybe we should take a minute and think about this. 130 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,113 Well, I don't think there's any harm 131 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,517 in exploring Step 1 of the plan. 132 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,887 That's great, because Step 1 of the plan 133 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,490 was this presentation, and we nailed it. 134 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:33,861 So, as your new VP of Marketing and Communications, 135 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,597 I'd say we're off to a great start. 136 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,499 - Yeah. 137 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,734 - I'll pass. 138 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,577 - Don't worry, Moira, 139 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,712 I'm not gonna ask you whether I'm having a boy or a girl. 140 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,146 - Wonderful. 141 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,048 Roland told me what happened today, 142 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,018 I just feel terrible that you are in this sticky situation. 143 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,187 Don't worry, I've propelled it to the back of my brain. 144 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,989 You must think that this is silly, 145 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,624 but keeping the gender of the baby a secret 146 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,759 is a bit of a tradition in Roland's family. 147 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,495 - I believe he said so, yes. 148 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,630 It goes way back. Way, way back. 149 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,599 Salem, Massachusetts, actually. 150 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,467 Yeah, his great-great-great great-grandmother 151 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,803 accurately guessed the sex of her daughter's baby, 152 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,638 and then was put on trial for witchcraft, 153 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:21,475 so, you would see why. - Toil and trouble. 154 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,911 Roland never should've left that envelope on your desk. 155 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,014 And now look at you, burdened with this secret. 156 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,882 I mean, you must just wanna shout out 157 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,919 "it's a boy!" Or, "it's a girl!" 158 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,655 Is it a girl? - Valiant attempt, Jocelyn. 159 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,190 - I was just testing you. 160 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,627 I mean, I wouldn't wanna break the Schitt family tradition. 161 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,895 Stupid witch! 162 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:45,065 - Oh Jocelyn, look at yourself. 163 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,935 I know. I'm embarrassed by my behaviour. 164 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,737 And you are being so strong, Moira. 165 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,940 I can't imagine just holding all that information, 166 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,942 keeping it to yourself. 167 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,545 - Veronica! 168 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,882 She just have forgotten her handbag. 169 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,753 I'm sorry, you were talking about something? 170 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,891 Someone took a long coffee break. 171 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,760 Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the evening rush? 172 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:15,062 Uh, yes, one customer came in, 173 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,565 who was asking for directions. 174 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,932 - Well, I have good news. 175 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,835 I got us a permit for tomorrow night, 176 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,672 and Ronnie says that we can get around the liquor license 177 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,640 if we just charge people cover at the door, so. 178 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,842 - What's the permit for? 179 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,778 - The open mic night. 180 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,780 - Oh! 181 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,784 So we're moving forward with the open mic night, then. 182 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,018 Yeah! We're moving forward with it. 183 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,620 People are pretty excited about it, too. 184 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,689 Did you know Bob does beat poetry in his spare time? 185 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,757 - No. 186 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,662 Oh god. Um... what's that-what's that? 187 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,098 This is called an acoustic guitar. 188 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,101 - Right. Okay, 189 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,036 when we were talking about the open mic night, 190 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,871 I thought that you would be hosting it, 191 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,674 not performing at it. 192 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,044 Well, traditionally the host plays at least one song, so. 193 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,346 - Right. Okay. 194 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,017 So then you will be...playing your acoustic guitar 195 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,352 in front of people then, in public. 196 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,622 - And singing a song. - And singing a song. 197 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,323 I was thinking about singing an original song. 198 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,759 - An original song? - But then I thought you know, 199 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,794 it's probably best just to stick with a classic. 200 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,864 - Yeah. Classic. 201 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,034 So I'm sensing some apprehension. 202 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,170 No, I think it's, you know, it's... 203 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,372 it's not scary or embarrassing 204 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,042 for the person you're dating to sing at you 205 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,944 with an acoustic guitar in front of people. 206 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,846 I think that's cool. 207 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,748 - David, you're gonna be fine. 208 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,683 It's just a way to get some people in the store, okay? 209 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,685 - Yeah. Yes, for sure. 210 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,353 I mean, if you are, confident, 211 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,355 to put yourself and our relationship at risk 212 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:52,025 like that, then I am... 87% behind you. 213 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,928 Good to know. So now the only question is, 214 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,964 do I wear my fringed vest? - Okay. 215 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,901 Or more importantly, do I wear anything under it? 216 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,836 Okay. 217 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,318 - Okay, hi, hi. 218 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,221 This image is gonna be used as the key art 219 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,991 for the new website, so it has to be like, on message. 220 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,093 - Yes, uh, Stevie, Mr. Rose, 221 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,395 the motivation here is two small-town friends 222 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,998 welcoming guests to their humble motel. 223 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,333 Oh. Should I be holding a key? 224 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,670 No, Mr. Rose, unless you wanna look really, really corny. 225 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,039 Yeah, like really, really cheesy, and off-brand. 226 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,208 - All right, no key. No key. 227 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,011 Just look at the camera like uh, it's a guest. 228 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,981 If the camera was your guest, how would you greet her? 229 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,719 - I don't know. 230 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,988 Um, welcome to the Schitt's Creek Motel. 231 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,323 I'm Johnny Rose. 232 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,259 Um, yes, but no, don't use your mouth. 233 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,461 Uh, um, talk to the guests with your face. 234 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,797 Smile with your eyes. 235 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,800 - What the fuck does that mean? 236 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,937 Okay, Johnny, what are we doing with our hands? 237 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,472 Alexis, I don't love you calling me Johnny. 238 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,142 - Okay, are we done here? - Okay, it's probably my fault, 239 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,144 but I don't think I've gotten a good photo yet. 240 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,047 Yeah, something about this is just not working for me. 241 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,150 Um, like can you... 242 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,153 - Okay, um, Mr. Rose, 243 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,822 would you mind taking one step to your left? 244 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:35,062 Okay now, three more steps to your left. 245 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,234 - So Stevie, one other angle 246 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,937 that I'm playing is focusing just on you. 247 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,472 You're the hook. 248 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,208 Pretty country girl who doesn't care about big city things 249 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:52,012 like dressing well, or how she looks. 250 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,984 We could rename the motel like, Stevie's Place. 251 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,288 Stevie's Place sounds like a shelter for battered men. 252 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,424 Okay, well the name was just a jumping off point. 253 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,027 Um, we could use your last name, 254 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,129 and call it the Budd Inn. 255 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,765 And now that I'm saying that out loud, 256 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,033 obviously we're not gonna do that. 257 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,168 But I do wanna focus on you. 258 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,838 Is this a team meeting, 'cause I'm part of the team. 259 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:21,074 Uh, no we're good, we're gonna focus on a solo shot. 260 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,443 - Solo? 261 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,378 Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose, 262 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,781 it's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands. 263 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,449 Or maybe it's because your face looked like 264 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,052 it tasted something sour. Or maybe... 265 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,855 - Thank you, Ray, I get it. 266 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,426 Okay, actually, I'm really not good with this. 267 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,061 Okay, Stevie, you need more confidence, 268 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,831 because this is all you. 269 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,338 Like literally anything. 270 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,908 - Okay, I'm gonna need a minute. 271 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,410 We didn't budget for that, but sure. 272 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,214 Attention everyone, after much, much discussion, 273 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,184 and a brief seance, Roland and I have decided... 274 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,486 We wanna know the sex of our baby, Moira! 275 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:10,958 Oh boy. Uh, could we hold off until I get Gwen on the phone? 276 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,461 Are we really still talking about this? 277 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,263 Ronnie, you don't have to stick around 278 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,266 if you don't want to. - No, no I'm in it now. 279 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,268 - Well, I'm not so sure I am. 280 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,203 Knowing everything your great grandmother went through, 281 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,572 I would... no, I will not be held accountable 282 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,274 for invoking a coven. 283 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,310 Uh, Gwen has stopped her Pilates tape for this, 284 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,280 so uh, can we get a move on here? 285 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,983 - Very well, then. 286 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,921 It's a girl. 287 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,292 Tammy! 288 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,527 - Or a boy. - Huh? 289 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,597 - Perhaps it's a boy. - Wait, which one is it? 290 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,465 All of a sudden, expected attention 291 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,535 has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper. 292 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,206 No. No, I very clearly remember, 293 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,541 an M and an F, 294 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,644 just can't recall which one was circled. 295 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,380 - Well, could you try? - It's your fault! 296 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,316 You told me to keep it a secret, 297 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,352 and that's exactly what I did, even from myself. 298 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,254 - Okay, well nobody panic. 299 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,456 Where did you put the sonogram? 300 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,025 - In the safe. 301 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,393 And I wrote down the new combination on a sticky note. 302 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,330 Perfect, so where's the sticky note? 303 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,099 Well, the sticky note, I believe, 304 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,368 is also in the safe. 305 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,472 Well that, I will admit, is my blunder. 306 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,975 - Gwen, you still there? Hello? 307 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,378 - I'm goin' home. 308 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,521 - Hey, so no presh, 309 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,524 but the hot 10 I've given you has turned into a very hot 20. 310 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,994 Yeah, I'm just a little overwhelmed right now. 311 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,496 - Okay, um, babe, I get it. 312 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,465 You're probably thinking like, oh, 313 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,500 is my foundation off by a shade? 314 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,402 Am I wearing the wrong top? 315 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,504 And the bottom line is, maybe. 316 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,040 But you know what? 317 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,043 So, I'm playing around with Ray, 318 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,612 we took some shots with my hands outta my pockets, 319 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,182 and he thinks with a little photoshopping, 320 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,350 they may turn out okay. 321 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,354 Everything good here? - Um, Stevie has cold feet. 322 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,227 Okay, Stevie, I know this is a little overwhelming, 323 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,362 but if you wanna grow the business, 324 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,231 you gotta play the game. 325 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,565 Maybe I don't wanna play the game. 326 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,968 Maybe I don't wanna grow the business. 327 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,571 Okay, Stevie, as VP, and CEO of In-House publicity, 328 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,174 growing the business is generally considered 329 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,609 to be a good thing. 330 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,644 Right, but the more we grow the business, 331 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,446 the more money we make. And the more money we make, 332 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,081 the more likely you are to take off, 333 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,682 and then I will be left here stuck with 334 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,252 way more responsibility than I ever asked for. 335 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,154 What would make you think I would walk away 336 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,388 from this business? 337 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,224 Aside from the fact that your wife 338 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,293 talks about leaving every day? - Okay, sorry to jump in again, 339 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,495 but this conversation seems like something 340 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,164 we should have had before the photo shoot. 341 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,766 Stevie, whatever decisions we make, 342 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,535 we make them together. 343 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,370 Nobody's gonna leave you behind. 344 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:14,141 - Can I get that in writing? 345 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,247 - Yeah. We can do that. 346 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,417 Okay, this is cute. This is cute. 347 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,786 Ray should be seeing this. 348 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,322 Ray! You should be seeing this. 349 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,193 Johnny's looking half-normal. 350 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,796 ♪♪♪ 351 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,404 - Hi. - You see? 352 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,306 You see what I told you? 353 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,441 This is all it took to get people out on a work night. 354 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,643 Yup, a lot of people are shopping and drinking. 355 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,046 I don't even know if we need to do the open mic part. 356 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,781 - Oh, we need the open mic part. 357 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,249 - Do we? - Yeah. 358 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:59,319 Okay. 359 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,123 Hey, I think we're going to uh, get things started here. 360 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,392 How's everybody doin'? 361 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,394 Awesome. 362 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,596 Thanks so much for coming to uh, 363 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,232 what I hope will be the first of many open mic nights 364 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,101 here at the Rose Apothecary. 365 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,803 Um, David and I are so excited you could all come. 366 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,672 I see everybody's loaded up on drink tickets. 367 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,441 - Oh yeah. 368 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,642 - That's good news. 369 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,245 I'm going to uh, I guess I'm gonna get the party started, 370 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,813 right after I tune up this little baby. 371 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,549 Oh dear, you're awfully brave allowing your beau 372 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,551 to indulge himself like this. 373 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,321 - Okay, this was not my idea. 374 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,257 - All right, um... 375 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,160 I would like to dedicate this song 376 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:44,331 to a very special someone in my life. 377 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,167 David Rose. - Okay. 378 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,371 There he is, right there. That's him. Can't miss him. 379 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,806 You'll let me know if I should pull the fire alarm? 380 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,208 - Yes. 381 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,552 ♪ I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire ♪ 382 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,858 ♪ You come to me wild and wired ♪ 383 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,562 ♪ You come to me 384 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,465 ♪ And give me everything I need ♪ 385 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,568 ♪ Give me a life time of promises ♪ 386 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,736 ♪ And a world of dreams 387 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:29,609 ♪ Speak the language of love like you know what it means ♪ 388 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,580 ♪ And it can't be wrong 389 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,716 ♪ Take my heart and make it strong, babe ♪ 390 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,286 ♪ 'Cause you're simply the best ♪ 391 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,755 ♪ Better than all the rest 392 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,791 ♪ Better than anyone 393 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,195 ♪ Anyone I've met 394 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,198 ♪ And I'm stuck on your heart 395 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,201 ♪ I hang on every word you say 396 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,569 ♪ Tear us apart 397 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,173 ♪ Baby, I'd rather be dead 398 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,808 ♪ In your heart I see 399 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,910 ♪ The start of every night and every day ♪ 400 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,345 Moira? 401 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,647 Oh, you two, I told you I don't know. 402 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,816 But we do. We called the doctor. 403 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,451 - You did? Lovely. 404 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,453 Don't you wanna know what it is? 405 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,488 - I'll give you three guesses. 406 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,291 - Moira, we're having a boy. 407 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,793 A boy, I believe I told you that. 408 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,562 How wonderful! 409 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,398 My boy right now is being serenaded 410 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,568 by his butter-voiced beau. 411 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,470 ♪ In your heart I see 412 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,772 ♪ The start of every night and every day ♪ 413 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,378 ♪ In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away ♪ 414 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,615 ♪ Just as long as I'm here in your arms ♪ 415 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,552 ♪ I can be in no better place 416 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,455 ♪ You're simply the best 417 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,724 ♪ Better than all the rest 418 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,394 ♪ Better than anyone 419 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,430 ♪ Anyone I've met 420 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,367 ♪ Oh, you're the best 421 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,909 Thank you. 422 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,311 Thank you! 423 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,754 Okay, I'm so excited for you to see this. 424 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,656 This would've been much more of a surprise, 425 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592 if I hadn't heard the construction all morning. 426 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,994 Okay, Stevie, you can take the blindfold off. 427 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,963 - In 10...9... 428 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,466 Okay, just take the blindfold off. 429 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,639 See Stevie, we're both up there, now. 430 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,542 - Why isn't it just Rose Motel? 431 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,678 The Rosebud makes it a sad stunted thing. 432 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,815 Okay, it's just that Budd is Stevie's last name. 433 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,551 - Oh, oh that's nice then. 434 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,888 Yeah, except it's Budd, with two d's, but... 435 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,858 Okay, well that would just look insane. 436 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,628 Also, I didn't know that. 437 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,963 - Can we have breakfast now? 438 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,032 Yeah, let's celebrate. Come on! 439 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,902 Oh, um, not to brag, but this rebrand got me 77% 440 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,604 on my final marketing exam. 441 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,906 Okay, have you ever gotten an A? 442 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,508 - Enough, David.