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Theorizing that one could
time-travel within his own lifetime,

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Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into
the Quantum Leap Accelerator

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and vanished.

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He woke to find himself
trapped in the past,

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facing mirror images
that were not his own,

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and driven by an unknown force

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to change history
for the better.

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His only guide
on this journey is Al,

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an observer from his own time,

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who appears in the form
of a hologram

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that only Sam can see and hear.

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And so Dr. Beckett finds himself
leaping from life to life,

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striving to put right
what once went wrong,

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and hoping each time
that his next leap

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will be the leap home.

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Eddie! Come on, man,
duck and cover!

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Get down, put your mask on!

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Why?

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The Russkies just lobbed
the bomb on New York City.

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What?

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It's World War III.

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Get down, right now!

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Come on, now.

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Oh, boy.

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<i>Quantum leaping around in time,
I'm used to getting my atoms smashed</i>

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<i>in an explosion
of blinding white light.</i>

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<i>But not even that
could prepare me for this.</i>

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<i>This has been a test of the
Colorado Emergency Broadcast System.</i>

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<i>This was only a test.</i>

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Come, honey, it's a test.

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Come on up now, Uncle Eddie.

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You okay, buddy?

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Yeah, I'm fantastic.

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Come on, Sam.

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What?

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You can come out now.
Nobody's gonna hurt you.

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Well, I, uh, I...

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Oh, that's my boy, Sam.

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Come here, Sam, come on.

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Did we do okay, Dad?

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Oh, you did real good, son.

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If those Russkies attack,
we're gonna be ready for 'em.

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Maybe we should all just go out
and get some fresh air, huh?

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That's exactly
what were gonna do.

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Come on, kids.
Up, up, up. Let's go.

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Eddie, come on.

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Enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock!

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Wait for me, you pig,
or I'll turn you into a frog.

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Come on.

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I just hate putting 'em
through these drills

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over and over again,
every day. I, uh...

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Why's that, honey?

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Mac, I don't know why you
have to scare 'em like that.

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Hey, hey, it's better
they know the truth.

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We may all have to stay down there a
week or two until the fallout clears.

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Fallout?

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Don't worry, Eddie.
You'll be protected.

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Along with all the other
folks smart enough to buy

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an Ellroy Super Deluxe
shelter from us.

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See, one thing you gotta
remember when you're selling...

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Atom bomb shelters?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You're selling the best.
The best.

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Hey, there's Burt the Turtle.

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Burt the Turtle?

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Yeah. Yeah, some nickname
my kids gave him.

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His wife, uh, left him for the
pool man a couple of years ago.

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Hey Burt, you havin' a party?

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Khrushchev said
he might be dropping in.

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Khrushchev. Come on.

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Hey, Burt, come on over here.

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I want you to meet
my kid brother, Eddie.

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- Eddie's in college.
- Yeah?

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First one in our family.
Oklahoma State.

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He's just takin' some time off to
make money sellin' shelters for me.

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- How're you doin'?
- Uh, okay, Burt.

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Yeah, I guess this whole
crisis isn't hurting you guys.

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Well, we can't complain, huh?

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You know, I heard the Navy's gonna intercept
those Soviet missile ships in 23 hours.

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You know what that means?

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The Cuban Missile Crisis.

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What?

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What?

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Uh, the Cuban Missile Crisis.
I was just saying, that,

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you know, it'll probably
be over any day now.

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Of course, you never know.

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No. You never do. That's what I've
been tellin' Burt for three years.

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But he had to go and get...

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A pool is a better investment
for when I sell.

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Sell? Sell what?
There'll be nothin' left.

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You'll be back-strokin'
in fallout

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while we're safe below
in our Super Deluxe.

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I told you, Homestead's only
200 miles away from Havana.

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Hell, they could...
they could lob one in here in 40 seconds.

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You really think
these things work?

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Yeah, sure, I mean...

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They're guaranteed.

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You wouldn't mind
giving me a quick look?

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Hey, no problem.

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Eddie, here, will give you
the special VIP tour, right?

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Oh, hey, now. Wait a minute,
I-I think I need a little more time to...

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Come on, you got to do this.

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Time is running out.

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Welcome to
the Ellroy Super Deluxe

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Atom Bomb Shelter.

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Uh, designed to give you
the most modern

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space-age... space-age
conveniences

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to protect you and yours
well into the '60s.

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Uh, each shelter comes standard

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with, uh, two plush bedrooms
for your sleeping pleasure.

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See, this is one, and...
and then this would be two, here.

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Oh, uh, yes, the, uh,
chemical toilet mark 234 model.

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Ahem, yeah. Yes.
And this is the other bedroom.

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And, since you're on your
own, Burt, you could make this

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into a lovely rumpus room
for billiards or pinball,

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or just about anything to keep you
amused while the fallout clears.

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And... and... and...
and each shelter comes equipped with

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uh, a second
standard emergency exit.

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Yeah, that's so if the
main hatch is covered up

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with dirt and debris
after the blast,

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why, you can still get out.
See? Come on.

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Watch... Watch your head, there.

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Comes furnished with all the,
uh, supplies and equipment

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that you'll need
to survive in style.

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Survive in style?

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Here, your battery,
portable three-way radio, there,

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pre-set to both
CONELRAD channels

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To keep you informed
on your fallout info.

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You get your Geiger counter

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to tell you how contaminated
you are after the blast.

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Oh, Burt, Burt, look at this.
Look at this.

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Your own protective
radiation-proof poncho.

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Ah, it's got
shredded lead sewn inside.

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- Makes it resistant to atomic rays.
- Hmm.

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Handsome, huh?

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It's you.

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Thank you.

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Hmm.

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Now, give him the big finish.

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Big finish.

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Uh, each shelter,
uh, is decorated

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with plush carpeting and...
and, uh, a special coat of paint

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so that w-with the
Ellroy Super Deluxe,

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uh, there's no reason
to sit in a drab shelter

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when you can survive...

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Survive in style.

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Right. Now, normally
this would go for $3,000.

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But since you're
a neighbor and all

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I'm gonna give you
a 20% VIP discount.

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Twenty percent? $2,400?
No, I... I don't know.

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This whole Cuba thing
could just be a scare.

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What if it's over in a few days?

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What if it's not?

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Now, I've got 10 crews working
overtime, but I can bulldoze tomorrow

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and have your ground water
out by Monday

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and have the whole damn thing
set up by Wednesday.

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And that will be
before we intercept

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those Russkie cargo ships
loaded with missiles.

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No, I have to think about it.

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You know, the longer
you wait on this

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the longer it takes us to build.

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I... I gotta go
put my milk away.

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Two years,
I still haven't sold him.

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You better bone up
on that brochure,

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'cause I'm gonna need someone
up there selling for me.

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This whole crisis
could go on for weeks.

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Okay.

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See you at topside.

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Yeah. Yeah, see you.
See you at topside.

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Jeez, look at this place.

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I can't believe people actually
used to build these shelters.

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What's wrong with this picture?

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That's better.

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Al, I'm
an atom bomb shelter salesman.

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Well, actually,
you're a junior at Oklahoma State.

176
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Eddie Ellroy.

177
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Yeah, apparently, uh,
you lost your basketball scholarship

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when you wrecked your knee.

179
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Yeah, Mac said something about
I'm here sellin' bomb shelters

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to make money to finish school.

181
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Well, you know,
that's a good business to go into.

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This October 26, 1962,
is right at the height...

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Cuban Missile Crisis.
I know.

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That's... that's right.

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I know, look at this place.

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I mean, you got gas masks...

187
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Look at this thing.
It's a radiation chart.

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And they got atomic rumpus rooms,
but there's no nuclear war.

189
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Yeah, but people
didn't know that then.

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We all thought maybe it
was the end of the world.

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We?

192
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Y-yeah. Well, see, you're
Swiss-cheese, or too young to remember

193
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what the Cuban Missile Crisis
really was like.

194
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Look, Elk Ridge, Indiana,
wasn't exactly ground zero.

195
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I can barely remember
what happened.

196
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Except for my mom, 'cause she
was like canning food like crazy.

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But we didn't live
near a big city.

198
00:11:01,978 --> 00:11:03,855
So, you know,
it didn't seem so scary.

199
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Plus, I was only eight.

200
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- Didn't seem scary.
- No.

201
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Well, you weren't flying
reconnaissance flights over Cuba.

202
00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:10,737
You flew reconnaissance flights?

203
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I was in an F-4 Phantom escort.

204
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One of our U-2s got shot down
photographing the missile bases.

205
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And my squadron
went in then after that.

206
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And, Sam, I gotta tell you,
you don't realize

207
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how close we came
to World War III.

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I mean total annihilation.

209
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But Kennedy doesn't attack Cuba.

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And Khrushchev removes
all the missiles, right?

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That's right.

212
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But, uh, another kind of bomb
goes off in this backyard.

213
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You see that gun?

214
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Someone in the family gets shot?

215
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No, the neighbor.
Burt Rosegran.

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00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,439
Ziggy says
there's a 99 percent chance

217
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that you're here to keep
him from getting blown away.

218
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,026
How does it happen?

219
00:11:50,151 --> 00:11:52,904
Well, Ziggy's still trying to get
into the... the court transcripts

220
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but an old newspaper article
said that Mac shot Burt

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when Burt tried to break into
this shelter tomorrow night.

222
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No.

223
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Mac gets 20 years,
Kate and the kids lose the business,

224
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the house, the cars,
and worst of all, Mac...

225
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,169
It still doesn't make any sense.

226
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I mean, why would somebody go
and shoot their neighbor?

227
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It was the Cuban Missile Crisis.

228
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What does that
have to do with anything?

229
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,386
Sam, you don't remember,
but people then,

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normal people,
ordinarily normal people,

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stocked their shelters
with weapons.

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They even said they'd shoot their
friends to protect their families.

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That's insane.

234
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Well, what's gonna happen here
tomorrow night is insane.

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Unless I can stop Mac, I know.

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I'll do it.

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Good.

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Somehow.

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<i>Wow! Look at those fighters.
There, they go!</i>

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<i>They'll stop those Russkies.</i>

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And if they don't,
then we'll duck and cover.

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Then we'll hide
in the bomb shelter.

243
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After that, the Russians are gonna
come down and attack our city.

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What's gonna happen to us?

245
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,314
Well, they'll try to kill us.
Little girls first.

246
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,400
Stop that, Stevie!
You liar.

247
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:14,360
Don't worry.
Me, Dad and Uncle Eddie

248
00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,487
will fight 'em off.
Right, Uncle Eddie?

249
00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:18,781
Why do they want to kill us?

250
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,491
Well, they don't.

251
00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:22,118
Yes, they do.

252
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:25,538
No, Stevie,
the Russians are just like us.

253
00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:27,165
But they're evil.

254
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,625
No, they're not.

255
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,835
See, they've got families

256
00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:33,713
and... and kids and they got
dogs just like you guys do.

257
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:35,673
All the children go to school.

258
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,842
Yeah, to teach them to kill us.

259
00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:40,678
No, look, the Russian people
want peace.

260
00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:43,932
Dad, Uncle Eddie said
the Russians aren't evil.

261
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,351
No, I just said that I don't
think the Russian people

262
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,228
are that different from us.

263
00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:51,522
Well, how come they're, uh,
building a nuclear missile base

264
00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:53,942
not more than 200 miles
from our backyard?

265
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,320
Well, I... I got a feeling that
Khrushchev's probably gonna dismantle

266
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,988
the whole thing
in a couple of days.

267
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,949
- You don't know that.
- Well, I do. I got this feeling.

268
00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:03,576
No, you don't, not even Kennedy
or Khrushchev knows that.

269
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:07,205
Dad, how far is 200 miles?

270
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,042
It's a long, long way, son.

271
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:14,003
I'm sorry. I just... I was just trying
to make the kids feel less afraid.

272
00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:16,756
Well, you're doing
a hell of a job, you know?

273
00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:18,549
Hey, come on.

274
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,551
Let's go get some dinner.
What do you say?

275
00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:22,595
- Good, I'm starving.
- Let's go.

276
00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:24,430
Full speed ahead, Dad.

277
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,394
<i>What're you doin'?</i>

278
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:32,772
<i>Oh, just, uh, just thought
I'd drop in, say hello.</i>

279
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,524
<i>That's nice.</i>

280
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:37,777
<i>You know, I'm very flattered
that I'm the only human being</i>

281
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,654
<i>that you picked on to talk to.</i>

282
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:44,742
<i>We interrupt our regularly scheduled
program for this special bulletin.</i>

283
00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:48,496
<i>The Pentagon has just reported that U.S.
Naval vessels intercepted</i>

284
00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:51,165
<i>a Russian cargo ship
headed for Cuba.</i>

285
00:14:51,249 --> 00:14:54,294
<i>The vessel was later allowed
to pass through the blockade</i>

286
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,379
<i>when a visual inspection
determined that</i>

287
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,923
<i>no offensive missiles
were hidden on board.</i>

288
00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:01,551
<i>However,
the clock is ticking down</i>

289
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,846
<i>as the armada of U.S.
Destroyers and aircraft carriers</i>

290
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,974
<i>are 18 hours from a showdown
with Soviet freighters...</i>

291
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:11,102
Okay, kids,
pigs-in-a-blanket time.

292
00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:12,895
Come on. Come on.

293
00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,481
<i>We now return to our
regularly scheduled program...</i>

294
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,903
Daddy, I'm too scared
to go to bed.

295
00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:24,073
Well, I'll come tuck you in
in a minute. Okay, hon'?

296
00:15:24,198 --> 00:15:25,491
Go on.

297
00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:28,161
Don't worry, Dad.
I'll protect us.

298
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:31,205
I know you will, partner.
I know you will.

299
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,875
- Go on.
- Good night, Stevie.

300
00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:35,496
- Good night.
- Come on.

301
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,799
You know, I was in the shelter
today, I was...

302
00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:48,014
I was kinda wondering about
the shotgun and the kids and...

303
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:50,350
Oh, it's locked.
I got the only key.

304
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,379
Well, it's still dangerous
having it around 'em.

305
00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:55,169
Well, it's dangerous not to have it
around 'em. I've gotta protect my family.

306
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,397
From what?

307
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,483
Russkies, looters.

308
00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:00,902
Neighbors?

309
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,572
Well, if a nuclear war started

310
00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:06,491
and someone tried breaking
into my shelter

311
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,409
he might expose
my family to radiation.

312
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,538
I wouldn't have much choice now,
would I, if I wanted us to survive.

313
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,879
A lot of people think that the world
couldn't survive a nuclear war.

314
00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,464
What? Is that what those

315
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,175
pinko eggheads been teachin'
you in college, huh?

316
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,635
What else did they tell you?

317
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,847
That a nuclear blast would kick
up so much earth and debris

318
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:33,518
that it would block out the sun
entirely, creating a nuclear winter.

319
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,228
Nuclear winter?

320
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,605
And everything would die.

321
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,985
Huh, no, not everything.

322
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,571
We'd survive, Eddie.

323
00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:49,450
Just like we survived
Cimarron County in '35.

324
00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,536
The Dust Bowl?

325
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:53,996
See, you... you weren't even
born yet, you don't...

326
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,166
you don't remember what it was like.
I'll never forget.

327
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,920
That afternoon
there was no wind.

328
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:03,131
It was just sunny and still.

329
00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:04,757
Uh,

330
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:09,137
me and Pa were walkin'
a team of horses home,

331
00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:13,933
when thousands of these birds
came flying by from the north.

332
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:16,310
We looked back

333
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,856
and we seen it comin'.

334
00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:25,862
This huge, rollin',
tidal wave of earth spread across the sky.

335
00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:30,116
It drifted in like... like...
like dark snow, blacking out the sun,

336
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,742
makin' day darker than night.

337
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,453
It was like
the end of the Earth.

338
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:35,496
Pa grabbed me,
we held on to his horse's bit,

339
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,206
we weren't more than
100 yards off,

340
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,959
and we still could not find
our way home.

341
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:42,503
It covered the farm in dust.

342
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:46,007
Everything we worked for died.

343
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:50,720
And I remember seein'
the look in Pa's face.

344
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:55,516
Somethin' in him
died that day, too.

345
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,104
You never knew
what he was really like.

346
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:02,106
God. Hmm.

347
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:05,985
No, I... I didn't, Mac.

348
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,325
We survived that,
and we're gonna survive this.

349
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:40,228
Hey, what are you doing up?

350
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,273
I thought
I heard something outside.

351
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,614
Nothing out there, huh?

352
00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:55,868
You ought to get back to bed.

353
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,703
I can't.

354
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,957
I keep wondering
how far 200 miles is.

355
00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:06,420
Stevie,

356
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,092
there's not gonna be a war.

357
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,678
The TV said there was.

358
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:18,891
Have you ever been
this scared before?

359
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:22,061
Yeah, I guess,

360
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,523
when my mom was in the
hospital for an operation.

361
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,900
I was afraid she might die.

362
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,196
If you look back
on that time now,

363
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,740
you can see that you
were worried about

364
00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:36,951
something bad that didn't
happen, right?

365
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:38,786
Yeah.

366
00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:43,708
Well, let's...
let's just pretend

367
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,876
that you could travel
into the future

368
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,713
and look back
on this time right now.

369
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:53,759
You'll see that the Russians
never hurt you or your family.

370
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:58,472
And you'll see that you were spending
a lot of your time and energy

371
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,809
being afraid of something bad
that never happened.

372
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,437
So, being afraid is stupid?

373
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,649
No, no. There's nothing
wrong with being afraid.

374
00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:13,154
Sometimes it just
doesn't do you any good.

375
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:15,823
So, come on, what do you say?

376
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,076
Let's pretend that we've
traveled into the future,

377
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:22,496
and everything
back here is okay,

378
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:25,541
and then you're
not scared anymore.

379
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,336
Okay.

380
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,845
Give me a hug.

381
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,423
I love you, Uncle Eddie.

382
00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:34,050
I love you, too.

383
00:20:34,175 --> 00:20:38,262
Good night, Stevie.
See you in the morning.

384
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:47,647
<i>I have dood it.</i>

385
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,482
<i>I have done dood it.</i>

386
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,734
<i>Ja, I, Professor
Grosselschiffer,</i>

387
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:55,071
<i>have invented
the time tunnel. Oh, boy!</i>

388
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:02,161
<i>We interrupt our program
for this special bulletin.</i>

389
00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:05,539
<i>The Pentagon has just revealed
the identity of a U-2 pilot</i>

390
00:21:05,623 --> 00:21:08,918
<i>presumed missing after being
shot down over Cuba yesterday.</i>

391
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,379
<i>Major Rudolf Anderson, Jr.,
35,</i>

392
00:21:11,462 --> 00:21:13,005
<i>from Greenville, South Carolina,</i>

393
00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:15,216
<i>was flying
a reconnaissance U-2 mission,</i>

394
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,969
<i>when he was shot down by Cuban
anti-aircraft guns. His wife...</i>

395
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,306
All right, you two,
go outside and play.

396
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:24,892
You hear? Go on.

397
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:29,480
Hey, Dad, why do they keep having
these stupid special bulletin things?

398
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:32,066
Oh, well, you know,
it's just the news.

399
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,359
Go on.

400
00:21:33,484 --> 00:21:34,527
Oh, jeez.

401
00:21:34,652 --> 00:21:36,529
Mac, look who's here.

402
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,155
Oh.
Good morning.

403
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,657
Good morning,
Mrs. Klingman.

404
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,992
Uh, this is my kid brother,
Eddie, from Oklahoma.

405
00:21:42,076 --> 00:21:43,744
- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.

406
00:21:43,953 --> 00:21:46,414
I thought the kids had their
piano lesson on Monday.

407
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:49,959
Mrs. Klingman wants to talk
to you about buyin' a shelter.

408
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,752
Oh, nothing too fancy.

409
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,588
I... I thought with all
this craziness in Cuba,

410
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,883
I should look-see, yes.
You understand?

411
00:21:58,008 --> 00:22:01,137
Oh, sure, yeah.
Uh, I gotta go,

412
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,013
but Eddie, here, can help you.

413
00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:10,604
There you have it,
the, uh, Ellroy Super Deluxe.

414
00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:14,275
Designed to let you
sit back, relax,

415
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,153
and survive in style.

416
00:22:18,529 --> 00:22:21,282
So, uh, what do you think?

417
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,660
I think your pitch needs work.

418
00:22:24,785 --> 00:22:27,663
Yeah, well,
I'm not really much of a salesman.

419
00:22:27,788 --> 00:22:29,540
It's kinda my first day here.

420
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,792
No, we don't need so much space.

421
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,836
It's only me and my husband.

422
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,255
We only have so much
from his pension

423
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,966
and what I make teaching piano.

424
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,679
Mrs. Klingman,

425
00:22:45,556 --> 00:22:48,768
you don't have to worry.
They're not going to attack us.

426
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,362
What? What is it?

427
00:23:02,198 --> 00:23:05,910
Here, sit down, sit down,
what's wrong?

428
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:09,079
Are you okay?

429
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,254
I'm... I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to...

430
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:22,593
It was a long time ago.

431
00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:24,637
Whatever I said to upset you,
I'm really sorry.

432
00:23:24,762 --> 00:23:27,848
No, no, no, no.
No, it was the words.

433
00:23:28,682 --> 00:23:33,145
"Don't worry.
They're not going to attack us."

434
00:23:35,439 --> 00:23:37,733
I heard those words before.

435
00:23:37,858 --> 00:23:41,111
I believed
and look at what happened.

436
00:23:41,946 --> 00:23:44,365
Dachau, Buchenwald...

437
00:23:47,409 --> 00:23:49,745
Now it is happening
all over again.

438
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,832
This time there will be
no survivors.

439
00:23:53,457 --> 00:23:55,960
Then why waste your money
on a shelter?

440
00:24:03,384 --> 00:24:05,094
You're right.

441
00:24:06,887 --> 00:24:09,515
You're not much of a salesman.

442
00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:20,317
Watch your step.

443
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:26,115
I'll, uh, I'll...
I'll be right up, Mrs. Klingman.

444
00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:29,159
Oh, jeez, Al.

445
00:24:31,579 --> 00:24:33,372
How long have you been here?

446
00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:37,418
Long enough to see
that you're a real <i>mensch.</i>

447
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,669
<i>Mensch?</i>

448
00:24:38,752 --> 00:24:41,922
<i>Mensch</i> means good guy.

449
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:45,092
It's a word that my fourth wife,

450
00:24:45,259 --> 00:24:49,221
third, fourth,
third or fourth wife Ruthie used to use.

451
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:52,349
- She never used it about me, though.
- Hmm.

452
00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:58,647
Hi.

453
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,401
I... I thought
you were going out?

454
00:25:02,526 --> 00:25:04,236
I thought you were
gonna sell her a shelter.

455
00:25:04,361 --> 00:25:07,781
Well, you know, I...
I showed her around, but...

456
00:25:08,449 --> 00:25:10,326
You told her not to buy one.

457
00:25:10,784 --> 00:25:14,330
Look, Mac, she really
doesn't have very much money.

458
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,665
Eddie, I don't know what
the hell's gotten into you?

459
00:25:16,999 --> 00:25:19,960
I brought you out here to
earn money to finish school.

460
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,833
But you're driving my customers
away, you're upsetting my kids.

461
00:25:22,872 --> 00:25:24,757
Mac, it's not...

462
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,342
I'm not doing it on purpose.

463
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:30,554
Little brother or not,
you pull this one more time,

464
00:25:31,055 --> 00:25:33,641
and I'm sending you
back to Oklahoma.

465
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:43,484
<i>The Strategic Air Command's
intercontinental bombers are on alert.</i>

466
00:25:43,817 --> 00:25:47,571
<i>Three Polaris submarines,
each carrying 16 nuclear missiles,</i>

467
00:25:47,696 --> 00:25:50,115
<i>leave their Holy Loch,
Scotland base,</i>

468
00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:52,451
<i>and disappear into the Atlantic.</i>

469
00:25:52,576 --> 00:25:55,871
<i>1,000 tactical bombers
are poised in Florida</i>

470
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:59,333
<i>minutes from their Soviet
missile sights in Cuba.</i>

471
00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:12,638
<i>Hey, Mac, are you down in there?</i>

472
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:20,813
You know what the hell
is happening out there?

473
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,606
What?

474
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:26,568
It's nuts.
The stores are empty.

475
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:29,780
T-T-T-here's no eggs,
milk, light bulbs,

476
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,491
and driving home I got
stopped for three hours.

477
00:26:32,574 --> 00:26:34,368
They blocked off the road

478
00:26:34,451 --> 00:26:37,246
for a convoy of armed troops
going down the Dixie Highway.

479
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,164
This Cuba thing
is really gonna happen.

480
00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:41,333
Burt, now, just take it easy.
Everything's gonna be okay.

481
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:42,918
No, it's not!

482
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,713
There were miles of troops,
all armed.

483
00:26:46,922 --> 00:26:48,674
I've gotta get a shelter.

484
00:26:49,466 --> 00:26:51,093
If you just wait
a few more days, Burt.

485
00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:53,095
I only hope we have
a few more days.

486
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:03,230
All right, little brother,
all right!

487
00:27:06,734 --> 00:27:08,819
Hey, do you know
what this means? Huh?

488
00:27:08,902 --> 00:27:09,903
No.

489
00:27:09,987 --> 00:27:11,947
You just made yourself $120.

490
00:27:12,072 --> 00:27:15,200
Hell, I think you might make
yourself enough to go to grad school.

491
00:27:15,325 --> 00:27:17,202
Hey, give me
a hand here, will you?

492
00:27:17,286 --> 00:27:18,287
Yeah.

493
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,497
I knew you could do it.
I did.

494
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:30,049
Hey, honey,
guess who Eddie here sold?

495
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:33,218
<i>I'm out here on the porch,
honey.</i>

496
00:27:57,159 --> 00:27:59,995
<i>Sundays, holidays,
vacation time,</i>

497
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:03,207
<i>we must be ready
every day, all the time,</i>

498
00:28:03,332 --> 00:28:06,710
<i>to do the right thing
if the atomic bomb explodes.</i>

499
00:28:07,336 --> 00:28:08,962
<i>Duck and cover!</i>

500
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,465
<i>This family knows what to do.</i>

501
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:13,425
<i>Just as your own family should.</i>

502
00:28:51,421 --> 00:28:55,467
...to do: Duck and cover.

503
00:28:55,551 --> 00:28:58,387
Duck and cover.

504
00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:00,347
Hey, Uncle Eddie.

505
00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,723
Hey.

506
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,308
What are you doing?

507
00:29:04,059 --> 00:29:05,310
Nothing.

508
00:29:05,727 --> 00:29:06,937
What are you doing?

509
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,189
Nothing.
Wanna join me?

510
00:29:10,065 --> 00:29:11,441
Maybe later.

511
00:29:13,277 --> 00:29:15,279
- Oh, Eddie...
- Uh-huh?

512
00:29:15,571 --> 00:29:17,072
Congratulations.

513
00:29:18,115 --> 00:29:20,868
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

514
00:29:54,283 --> 00:29:55,986
You seen my keys?

515
00:29:56,445 --> 00:29:57,821
You scared me.

516
00:29:57,905 --> 00:30:00,616
Uh, you want me to
help you look for 'em?

517
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:02,242
Yeah.

518
00:30:03,118 --> 00:30:05,120
Yeah, I know... I know I...
I left 'em around here.

519
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,830
Maybe over here on
the table somewhere.

520
00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:07,956
Okay.

521
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,833
Oh, oh. Wait. There they are.

522
00:30:11,084 --> 00:30:12,377
You passed right by 'em.

523
00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:14,755
Oh, sorry, I-I, poof...

524
00:30:14,838 --> 00:30:17,007
- I'll see you at dinner.
- Okay.

525
00:30:21,678 --> 00:30:24,431
If you go into the future,
the Russians don't attack us.

526
00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:26,475
And you won't be scared anymore.

527
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:31,313
But, how does the future
know it won't happen?

528
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:34,441
Well, it doesn't for sure,
I mean...

529
00:30:34,858 --> 00:30:37,402
Jeez, he explained it
better last night.

530
00:30:37,486 --> 00:30:39,446
Hey, Uncle Eddie.
Tell her what you told me

531
00:30:39,529 --> 00:30:41,573
about the Russians
and the future.

532
00:30:41,657 --> 00:30:46,411
Well, uh, I was just
telling Stevie that

533
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:51,625
things aren't always as bad
as they seem at the time.

534
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:53,710
What about the Russians?

535
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,630
Well, i-it's just that right now

536
00:30:56,713 --> 00:30:59,675
you're hearing a lot about the
Russians wanting to hurt us.

537
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:01,927
But they do, don't they?

538
00:31:02,010 --> 00:31:04,680
Well, no, I don't think so.

539
00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:07,224
But my daddy says they do.

540
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,101
I... I... I know he did,
but...

541
00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:11,270
But my daddy's not a liar.

542
00:31:11,645 --> 00:31:13,063
Honey, I'm not saying
that he is...

543
00:31:13,146 --> 00:31:14,439
Yes, you are.

544
00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:17,025
My daddy wouldn't lie to me.

545
00:31:17,859 --> 00:31:19,278
Kimberly...

546
00:31:20,070 --> 00:31:21,488
What's the matter?

547
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,116
Uncle Eddie said
that daddy's a liar.

548
00:31:24,241 --> 00:31:25,534
What?

549
00:31:26,743 --> 00:31:28,370
Daddy wouldn't do that.

550
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:30,706
Oh, honey.
No, shh, shh.

551
00:31:30,831 --> 00:31:33,208
No, Kate,
that's not what I meant.

552
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,335
What on earth did you tell her?

553
00:31:35,419 --> 00:31:38,672
Nothing. I just told her the
Russians weren't gonna hurt her.

554
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,382
She felt like I was
contradicting Mac...

555
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:42,426
Yeah, well, have you
watched the news lately?

556
00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,594
Mommy, stop.

557
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:48,432
Yes, dear, look.
See? I'm almost done.

558
00:31:49,224 --> 00:31:50,517
There.

559
00:31:50,684 --> 00:31:54,855
But If you don't let me finish
sewin' on all these sequins,

560
00:31:55,105 --> 00:31:58,442
you're not gonna get to be a
fairy princess for Halloween.

561
00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:00,485
- So let me finish, okay?
- Okay.

562
00:32:00,610 --> 00:32:03,655
Now, go on and play.
When I'm done, I'll let you try it on.

563
00:32:17,294 --> 00:32:19,796
Look, uh,
I just... I just

564
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,256
I was just trying to
let 'em know

565
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,675
that everything was gonna be
okay, you know.

566
00:32:24,134 --> 00:32:25,761
Well, I wish I knew that.

567
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,137
Uh, I do.

568
00:32:27,637 --> 00:32:30,849
I know that we're not gonna be
hiding in bomb shelters forever.

569
00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:35,854
If there wasn't all this talk
about fallout and radiation...

570
00:32:37,105 --> 00:32:40,484
I have never been so scared
in my whole life.

571
00:32:43,904 --> 00:32:47,157
Not so much for me,
but for them.

572
00:32:49,117 --> 00:32:54,581
I mean, I'm making that
for her next week.

573
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,377
She may never get to wear it.

574
00:33:01,463 --> 00:33:03,423
You listen to me.

575
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:07,552
I want you to finish this
dress, okay?

576
00:33:08,345 --> 00:33:09,554
Why?

577
00:33:10,097 --> 00:33:14,935
Because you're gonna have a very angry
little girl on Halloween if you don't.

578
00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:29,491
<i>I knew there wasn't
gonna be a nuclear war,</i>

579
00:33:29,699 --> 00:33:32,160
<i>but I couldn't seem
to convince anybody else,</i>

580
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,454
<i>Or stop them from being afraid.</i>

581
00:33:34,996 --> 00:33:38,375
<i>Kimberly was crying at night,
Stevie couldn't sleep,</i>

582
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,086
<i>and Kate was frightened
for her family's future.</i>

583
00:33:47,384 --> 00:33:49,344
Annuals or perennials?

584
00:33:49,553 --> 00:33:51,430
Do you have to sneak up on me?

585
00:33:51,555 --> 00:33:54,057
Well, what, you expect
a hologram to knock?

586
00:33:54,683 --> 00:33:55,684
What are you doin'?

587
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,144
Burying the shotgun shells.

588
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,687
Oh, that's a good idea.

589
00:33:58,812 --> 00:34:00,564
Well, you gotta make sure
the kids don't see you.

590
00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:03,400
Oh, don't worry. They're probably
still inside watching <i>Duck and Cover.</i>

591
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,026
Yeah, <i>Duck...</i>

592
00:34:05,152 --> 00:34:07,612
<i>Duck and Cover?</i> Oh, <i>Duck and Cover.</i>
I remember that.

593
00:34:07,696 --> 00:34:09,948
Isn't that like an air
raid drill for kids?

594
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:12,033
Yeah, it teaches 'em if you
hide under a picnic blanket

595
00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,327
it works wonders
against atom bombs.

596
00:34:15,036 --> 00:34:16,872
Well, it gives 'em
something to do.

597
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,123
What?

598
00:34:18,206 --> 00:34:22,878
You know, then they can feel they have
some control over the uncontrollable.

599
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:26,339
It gives 'em a feeling that
they can survive a nuclear war.

600
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,925
If they carry that feeling
with 'em as they grow up...

601
00:34:29,009 --> 00:34:32,679
Sam, we're talking kids, here.
They need something to do

602
00:34:32,762 --> 00:34:35,432
so they don't feel so afraid.

603
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,978
Yeah, you're right.

604
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,986
Well, at least I'm gonna
leap out of here soon, right?

605
00:34:48,195 --> 00:34:49,529
Eddie!

606
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,031
Wrong.

607
00:34:51,406 --> 00:34:52,991
Get in here.

608
00:34:55,368 --> 00:34:58,747
Burt still gets shot and
Mac still goes to prison.

609
00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:12,594
What's up, Mac?

610
00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:16,890
Kate and Stevie say you got Kimberly
all upset by callin' me a liar.

611
00:35:17,098 --> 00:35:19,017
That doesn't sound like
the Sam Beckett I know.

612
00:35:19,142 --> 00:35:20,810
That's not exactly
how it happened.

613
00:35:20,894 --> 00:35:23,104
Well, what exactly did happen?

614
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:26,191
Well, I... I can
explain that, see, um...

615
00:35:26,316 --> 00:35:27,400
Sam!

616
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,653
Now we're in deep trouble.

617
00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:33,031
Come here, boy. Come here, Sammy.
Come here, Sam.

618
00:35:33,114 --> 00:35:35,867
If he bites real hard
that shell could explode.

619
00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:39,246
Stay out of the room! Stay out of the room!
Get out of the room.

620
00:35:40,121 --> 00:35:41,498
Kate, get the kids outta here.

621
00:35:41,581 --> 00:35:42,624
Sam's got bullets!

622
00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:43,875
Stevie, get back!

623
00:35:43,959 --> 00:35:45,085
Sam's gonna get hurt.

624
00:35:45,168 --> 00:35:46,336
Here, Sam, come here.

625
00:35:46,419 --> 00:35:47,837
Come, g-give it to me.

626
00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:49,798
Sam, do something.

627
00:35:52,676 --> 00:35:54,052
Come on, come here.

628
00:35:54,177 --> 00:35:55,971
Sam, Sam.

629
00:35:58,932 --> 00:36:00,350
Come on, get it, get it.

630
00:36:13,196 --> 00:36:15,115
These are from my shotgun.

631
00:36:16,116 --> 00:36:18,827
You stole my keys,
so you could take these, right?

632
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:20,954
I just didn't want to see
anybody get hurt.

633
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,956
Yeah, well, my kids almost did!

634
00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:25,917
Uh, here it comes, Sam.
You better say something.

635
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,210
I'm sorry, Mac.

636
00:36:27,294 --> 00:36:29,754
I want you out of my house, now!

637
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,766
<i>Mac and I argued
for over an hour.</i>

638
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,435
<i>I wasn't getting anywhere.</i>

639
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,188
<i>But at least it kept me with the
family and Mac away from his gun.</i>

640
00:36:47,522 --> 00:36:50,817
All right, that's it,
I told you I want you out of my house.

641
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,362
<i>Man, this is
brand new territory.</i>

642
00:36:54,487 --> 00:36:55,905
<i>I better get to work.</i>

643
00:36:56,323 --> 00:36:57,490
Come here.

644
00:36:57,574 --> 00:37:00,660
Mac, I can't explain to you
how I know this thing, but...

645
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:10,462
<i>We interrupt our regularly scheduled
program for this special bulletin.</i>

646
00:37:10,879 --> 00:37:12,631
<i>One moment, please.</i>

647
00:37:14,049 --> 00:37:17,469
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States.</i>

648
00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:24,934
<i>I have a preliminary statement.</i>

649
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,688
<i>There has been
a great deal of talk...</i>

650
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:30,815
Dad, what happened
to the lights?

651
00:37:30,899 --> 00:37:31,941
What's goin' on?

652
00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:33,693
It's just a blackout.
Shut up!

653
00:37:34,527 --> 00:37:36,071
Shut up!

654
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,118
My God, it's happening.

655
00:37:42,243 --> 00:37:44,245
Come on, in the shelter.
Let's go. Move!

656
00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:46,039
Are they gonna
drop the bomb on us?

657
00:37:46,122 --> 00:37:47,165
What's gonna happen?

658
00:37:47,248 --> 00:37:48,917
No, not the bomb shelter.

659
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,294
It's not World War III.

660
00:37:51,378 --> 00:37:52,545
There are no missiles coming.

661
00:37:52,629 --> 00:37:55,090
It's just another drill.
It's just another drill.

662
00:37:56,216 --> 00:37:57,801
It's not an air raid.

663
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,844
It it's gonna happen,
it's going to be all right.

664
00:37:59,969 --> 00:38:01,763
Get in there, right now.

665
00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:03,640
Listen to me,
it's not an air raid.

666
00:38:03,765 --> 00:38:05,183
Come on!
Get out of my way!

667
00:38:05,266 --> 00:38:07,018
Don't go down there.

668
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:12,607
You stay out of my way or I'm leavin' you
up here. Now, you get in there. Go on!

669
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:15,735
Sam! Sam!

670
00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,488
Mac, get down here!

671
00:38:22,742 --> 00:38:24,285
Dad, we've gotta find Sam!

672
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:25,578
He'll be okay.

673
00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,956
Don't, Daddy,
you gotta find him!

674
00:38:28,123 --> 00:38:29,916
He's gonna die out there.

675
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,168
Listen to me,
it's just a false alarm, okay?

676
00:38:33,169 --> 00:38:34,921
You don't have to
worry about the dog.

677
00:38:35,004 --> 00:38:37,465
Get the kids in the back
bedroom, will you, please?

678
00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:39,592
Get the kids in
the back bedroom.

679
00:38:39,676 --> 00:38:43,513
Turn on the radio,
see if we can get the emergency broadcast.

680
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:49,602
You gotta get him!
You gotta get Sam!

681
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:53,064
Stop, stop.
It's okay, it's okay. Shh.

682
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,775
Now, just stay right here.
I'll be right back.

683
00:38:55,859 --> 00:38:57,986
Tell Dad to get Sam.
Please tell him to get Sam.

684
00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,362
Listen to me, will you?

685
00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:00,905
What? You I've had
enough of, Eddie.

686
00:39:00,989 --> 00:39:02,907
- I've had enough of you.
- No, listen to me.

687
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,540
Mac, Mac!

688
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,792
Thank God you heard me.
Let me in.

689
00:39:12,876 --> 00:39:13,877
No!

690
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,211
Please!
You gotta let me in.

691
00:39:15,295 --> 00:39:16,421
Mac, let me in.

692
00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:17,630
Burt.

693
00:39:18,631 --> 00:39:20,467
Lock the back hatch now!

694
00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,098
Don't worry.

695
00:39:27,182 --> 00:39:29,100
There's not gonna be an attack.

696
00:39:29,184 --> 00:39:30,185
There's not...

697
00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:31,895
Please, I gave you
all my money. Let me in.

698
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:34,105
<i>Burt, just go home.</i>

699
00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:36,399
<i>There comin' over any second!</i>

700
00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,401
<i>I swear to you.</i>

701
00:39:39,903 --> 00:39:41,362
<i>Get out of here.</i>

702
00:39:41,488 --> 00:39:42,864
Mac, what are you doin'?

703
00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:44,032
Nothing. Nothing.

704
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,366
Mac, what are you doin'?

705
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:46,618
Burt's up there.
Burt's up there.

706
00:39:46,701 --> 00:39:47,911
Are you gonna shoot Burt?

707
00:39:48,036 --> 00:39:49,412
Relax, will you?

708
00:39:53,374 --> 00:39:56,503
Russians. I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.

709
00:39:56,586 --> 00:39:57,587
Shh.

710
00:39:57,712 --> 00:39:59,047
Mac, stop it.

711
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,132
- Just give me the gun.
- Mac, stop it.

712
00:40:01,257 --> 00:40:03,384
- Let go!
- Give me the gun.

713
00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:18,942
Stevie, where are you going?

714
00:40:19,526 --> 00:40:21,319
Shh, I've gotta stop
the Russians.

715
00:40:25,949 --> 00:40:27,200
Let go!

716
00:40:27,784 --> 00:40:29,869
Mac, stop!
Please, stop.

717
00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:34,791
What's happening?

718
00:40:34,874 --> 00:40:35,917
It's the war!

719
00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,669
No, it's just a power blackout.

720
00:40:37,794 --> 00:40:39,337
Some civil defense yahoo.

721
00:40:39,462 --> 00:40:41,256
He panicked
and started a false alarm.

722
00:40:41,381 --> 00:40:42,423
Give me the gun!

723
00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:43,675
Let go!

724
00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:46,761
Mac! Please!

725
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,276
Burt wasn't shot with a shotgun.

726
00:41:01,401 --> 00:41:03,319
I said let go.
I'm only trying to scare him.

727
00:41:03,403 --> 00:41:04,320
What?

728
00:41:04,445 --> 00:41:06,614
Ziggy said he
was shot by a .38!

729
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:14,163
Sam, it's Stevie.
He's got the .38!

730
00:41:14,247 --> 00:41:16,916
Stevie, it's me, Burt.
Oh, God. Don't shoot.

731
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,710
Stevie's up there.

732
00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:23,298
He's up there
with your .38.

733
00:41:31,514 --> 00:41:32,891
Stevie.

734
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,977
Stevie, put the gun down.

735
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,563
Stevie, put down the gun.

736
00:41:38,688 --> 00:41:41,274
Look out, Uncle Eddie.
It's the Russians!

737
00:41:45,028 --> 00:41:47,238
Burt, put down the shovel
really slow.

738
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,449
Burt, put the shovel...

739
00:41:50,658 --> 00:41:53,703
Stevie, come on, now.

740
00:41:54,537 --> 00:41:56,414
It's just Burt,
your neighbor Burt, right?

741
00:41:56,539 --> 00:41:59,751
Yeah. Stevie, it's me.

742
00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:02,003
You remember him, look at him.

743
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,838
Burt the Turtle.

744
00:42:04,797 --> 00:42:06,299
Sam, he's gonna shoot again.

745
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:09,385
It's a bomb! Stevie, quick!
Duck and cover! Duck and cover!

746
00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:13,598
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die.

747
00:42:13,723 --> 00:42:15,516
Give me the gun.
Give me the gun.

748
00:42:16,392 --> 00:42:18,895
Give me the gun. It's okay.
Everything's okay.

749
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:20,396
It's all right.

750
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,190
Stevie, boy, Stevie.

751
00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:29,322
Sam, it was Stevie
who shot him all along.

752
00:42:29,530 --> 00:42:32,825
Mac must have felt so guilty
that he took the blame himself.

753
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:39,666
<i>The Soviet missile bases
in Cuba are being dismantled.</i>

754
00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:43,336
<i>Their missiles and related
equipment are being crated</i>

755
00:42:43,503 --> 00:42:47,715
<i>and the fixed installations at
these sites are being destroyed.</i>

756
00:42:48,758 --> 00:42:50,677
What does that mean, Dad?

757
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:56,683
Oh, well, uh,
it means it's over.

758
00:42:57,433 --> 00:43:00,311
No more bombs, no more Russians.

759
00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:04,190
You two kids don't have
anything to be scared of now.

760
00:43:04,357 --> 00:43:07,235
Good. I'm sick
of being scared.

761
00:43:08,569 --> 00:43:13,241
You know, you were right,
about a lot of things.

762
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,829
That was Burt.

763
00:43:24,752 --> 00:43:27,463
Yeah, he just
cancelled his check.

764
00:43:27,797 --> 00:43:29,924
He doesn't want to buy
a shelter now.

765
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:32,969
You know, Sam,
you can't really blame him.

766
00:43:33,094 --> 00:43:35,179
I mean, they almost
turned him into a colander.

767
00:43:35,471 --> 00:43:38,558
Mac, that makes
five cancellations today.

768
00:43:38,641 --> 00:43:40,101
I know. I know.

769
00:43:40,977 --> 00:43:42,562
Uh, make that six.

770
00:43:42,645 --> 00:43:44,063
Make that six.

771
00:43:44,147 --> 00:43:45,857
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

772
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:49,027
I have all my crews
and bulldozers.

773
00:43:51,404 --> 00:43:53,239
You can always do what Burt did.

774
00:43:53,573 --> 00:43:54,741
What's that?

775
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:56,617
We'll put in pools.

776
00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,494
Swimming pools?

777
00:43:58,619 --> 00:43:59,662
Swimming pools?

778
00:43:59,746 --> 00:44:02,707
Yeah, I mean, come on, you already
got the crews and all the equipment.

779
00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:06,461
You could sell fun
instead of fear.

780
00:44:06,586 --> 00:44:10,715
Sell fun instead of fear.
That's great, Sam.

781
00:44:12,175 --> 00:44:13,468
Swimming pools?

782
00:44:13,926 --> 00:44:16,054
Hey, that's good,
Sam, you changed history.

783
00:44:16,137 --> 00:44:18,556
Eddie graduates from college
and he helps Mac

784
00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:22,018
build the biggest swimming
pool company in South Florida.

785
00:44:22,852 --> 00:44:24,771
I'll think about it.

786
00:44:39,202 --> 00:44:41,162
Hey, what's going on here?

787
00:44:41,996 --> 00:44:45,833
Nobody punches me and gets away with
it, you hear me? Nobody.

788
00:44:48,503 --> 00:44:49,712
Butch?

789
00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:52,215
What are you doing?

790
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:56,302
Dr. Masters wanted me to calm him
down, so I'm gonna calm him down.

791
00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:59,305
You're not giving him
shock treatment?

792
00:44:59,388 --> 00:45:00,598
Shock?

793
00:45:00,723 --> 00:45:02,183
You watch me.

794
00:45:02,642 --> 00:45:04,602
Wait a minute,
you know the rules.

795
00:45:04,685 --> 00:45:06,813
Only a doctor's allowed
to administer shock.

796
00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:09,649
A doctor told me to do it
and that's close enough.

797
00:45:09,732 --> 00:45:13,069
Just wait a second,
I want to go get Dr. Masters, okay?

798
00:45:14,821 --> 00:45:16,447
No, you can't do that.

799
00:45:16,531 --> 00:45:17,865
That's too high.
You'll kill him!

800
00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,408
Oh, boy!
