1 00:00:00,859 --> 00:00:04,780 Theorizing that one could time-travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:04,863 --> 00:00:08,117 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,077 and vanished. 4 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,501 He woke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:20,671 facing mirror images that were not his own, 6 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,048 and driven by an unknown force 7 00:00:23,132 --> 00:00:25,634 to change history for the better. 8 00:00:26,051 --> 00:00:28,470 His only guide on this journey is Al, 9 00:00:28,554 --> 00:00:30,556 an observer from his own time 10 00:00:30,681 --> 00:00:32,850 who appears in the form of a hologram 11 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,477 that only Sam can see and hear. 12 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:39,773 And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 13 00:00:39,857 --> 00:00:42,776 striving to put right what once went wrong, 14 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:45,904 and hoping each time that his next leap 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,323 will be the leap home. 16 00:00:50,492 --> 00:00:52,870 Gordon? Gordon? 17 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:56,039 Gordon, will you listen to me? Are you there, Gordon? 18 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:59,126 Listen, will you pick up the phone and talk to me? Right now. 19 00:00:59,209 --> 00:01:00,919 Oh, God, please help, help! 20 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,713 Someone help me, please! Please! 21 00:01:02,754 --> 00:01:06,425 I'm being kidnapped! He's my ex-husband. 22 00:01:06,508 --> 00:01:08,177 He's gonna kill me! Please! Please! 23 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,678 Ex-husband? What? 24 00:01:09,761 --> 00:01:11,847 - What are you... - Let her go, boy! 25 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:14,138 - Gordon? - Oh, boy. 26 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:31,260 Looks like we done caught us a kidnapper. 27 00:02:31,343 --> 00:02:33,470 You think maybe there's a reward out for him? 28 00:02:33,595 --> 00:02:34,763 There should be. 29 00:02:34,846 --> 00:02:36,348 What he done to me is criminal. 30 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:39,059 You're not in any danger, and I'm not a criminal. 31 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,187 - Will you let me go? - No! He'll kill me! 32 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:44,231 - I'm not going to kill you. - Liar! 33 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:46,441 He's been threatening me for years. 34 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,610 When... when he wasn't trying to beat me. 35 00:02:49,861 --> 00:02:51,488 I don't know what I would've done 36 00:02:51,613 --> 00:02:56,118 if you two handsome gentlemen hadn't come along and rescued me. 37 00:02:56,994 --> 00:02:58,745 Yeah. It's a pleasure, ma'am. 38 00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:00,414 Look, I'm sure there's... 39 00:03:01,456 --> 00:03:03,709 I'm sure that there's been some mistake. 40 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:06,086 Pipe down, wife beater! 41 00:03:06,295 --> 00:03:08,255 - You're the one who made a... - We'll get the Sheriff. 42 00:03:08,338 --> 00:03:10,132 No, I don't want to cause any trouble. 43 00:03:10,215 --> 00:03:11,800 We don't allow such treatment here. 44 00:03:11,883 --> 00:03:15,012 If... if you'd just be so kind as to reach into that pocket 45 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,222 and grab that key... No, the other one. 46 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:18,515 What's this? 47 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,891 Oh, p-p-please just get the key! 48 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:21,435 It says here it's an arrest warrant. 49 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,603 Well, that's a phony. 50 00:03:22,728 --> 00:03:24,187 - Who's it for? - It's for her. 51 00:03:24,313 --> 00:03:25,814 I'm telling you it's fake! 52 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,650 Says here you're wanted by the authorities in Arkansas for... 53 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:31,737 Embezzlement? She's a... a crook! 54 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:33,363 What do you know? 55 00:03:33,655 --> 00:03:35,449 She's a fugitive from justice. 56 00:03:35,574 --> 00:03:37,326 Well, that makes you, uh, one of them, uh... 57 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,078 What d'you call it, uh, law, uh, uh... 58 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:43,665 Bounty hunter! 59 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,250 - Yeah, a bounty hunter! - Bounty hunter? 60 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:48,211 What'd you do, grow up around a nuclear reactor? 61 00:03:49,087 --> 00:03:51,548 Well, I guess you gentlemen can let me go now. 62 00:03:51,673 --> 00:03:53,091 Hey, we're real sorry, mister. 63 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:54,593 Yeah, well... 64 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,970 Looks like you're going to jail, little lady. 65 00:03:57,095 --> 00:03:58,430 Oh, that's what you think. 66 00:03:58,555 --> 00:03:59,931 Come on, Bill. 67 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,101 Gordon? 68 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:05,937 What are you doing? 69 00:04:06,063 --> 00:04:07,105 Will you cut it out? 70 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,733 What is all... Gordon, will you please get on the phone? 71 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:11,485 This is Sheriff Michaels. 72 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:14,738 Gordon, will you listen to me? Gordon? 73 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,741 Yeah? Operator? 74 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:21,578 This is not the doggone operator, it's Sheriff Michaels. 75 00:04:21,787 --> 00:04:23,747 You had me worried, boy. 76 00:04:23,955 --> 00:04:26,083 Tell him we'll meet him at the station. Right. 77 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:27,918 I'll meet you at the bus station. 78 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,004 W-W-Wait, w-w-w-which one? 79 00:04:31,129 --> 00:04:32,964 The Decatur bus station. 80 00:04:33,131 --> 00:04:35,425 L-Look, uh, are you sure you're okay? 81 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:37,177 I... I can call the local sheriff. 82 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,388 No, no. I'm fine. I... 83 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,682 Okay, Decatur bus station. 84 00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:43,058 We'll be there. 85 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,893 Not according to Ziggy. 86 00:04:46,395 --> 00:04:48,063 Pretend you're still talking on the phone. 87 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,272 That way, we can talk. 88 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:52,317 This is terrible. I've been beat up, kicked... 89 00:04:52,442 --> 00:04:53,694 Wimp. 90 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,407 What am I doing here? 91 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,576 You're Gordon O'Reilly, bounty. 92 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,161 Hunt... bou... hunt... hunt... 93 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:05,122 Bounty hunter. Oh, you're a bounty hunter! 94 00:05:05,247 --> 00:05:06,373 I know. 95 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:08,375 And that's Diane Frost, who... 96 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:11,294 Come on, come on, hurry up. My feet hurts. 97 00:05:11,753 --> 00:05:13,171 Caramba! 98 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,006 What? 99 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:17,884 She looks exactly like Maxine, 100 00:05:18,009 --> 00:05:21,263 my fifth... Fifth? Yeah, fifth wife. 101 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,140 Did I ever tell you how I met her? 102 00:05:23,265 --> 00:05:26,601 It was in a tattoo parlor in Jersey City, she was getting a... 103 00:05:26,685 --> 00:05:27,728 Al. Al! 104 00:05:27,853 --> 00:05:28,979 Ah, oh, sorry. 105 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,348 Uh, I don't believe this! 106 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,401 - What? - Well, this Diane was arrested 107 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:38,488 for forging her boss's name to $1 million worth of checks. 108 00:05:38,613 --> 00:05:41,700 She jumped bail and went on the lam for four days. 109 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:43,785 She... she looks so innocent. 110 00:05:44,453 --> 00:05:47,664 And you're the... you're the third bounty hunter on this case. 111 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,374 What happened to the other two? 112 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:54,171 Well, the first one's got a dislocated shoulder from falling off a cliff. 113 00:05:54,838 --> 00:05:59,134 And the other one is in the Fort Worth General Hospital in a body cast. 114 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,886 Accidents happen. 115 00:06:01,887 --> 00:06:03,555 Doesn't sound like an accident to me. 116 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,266 Well, the good news is that both of them heal their wounds 117 00:06:06,391 --> 00:06:09,811 and they go on to lead an... an almost full life. 118 00:06:10,687 --> 00:06:11,938 Almost? 119 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:15,108 Yeah. And... and your job is to make sure that she doesn't escape. 120 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:16,485 So far, so good. 121 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,029 Al, this is a very dangerous woman. 122 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:22,324 What, this dainty little thing here? 123 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:23,575 Yeah. Ow! 124 00:06:23,658 --> 00:06:25,410 Get out of here. You can handle her. 125 00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:28,246 Hurry up. The sun is giving me liver spots. 126 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:31,166 Now, as soon as Ziggy gets more data on Maxine, I'll... 127 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:35,212 I mean Diane, uh, I'll be back. 128 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:38,340 In the meantime, get her on the bus to Decatur. 129 00:06:57,108 --> 00:06:58,401 Hi, ma'am. 130 00:06:58,735 --> 00:06:59,778 Hi. 131 00:06:59,945 --> 00:07:02,030 - Not so fast! - Will you cut it? 132 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,448 Oh, mercy! 133 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,450 I'm really sorry, ma'am. It was an accident. 134 00:07:05,575 --> 00:07:07,953 I... Really, I'm sorry. What are you doing? 135 00:07:08,078 --> 00:07:09,454 Hey, bub. 136 00:07:09,579 --> 00:07:12,332 Couldn't help but notice that trouble follows you around. 137 00:07:12,457 --> 00:07:13,708 Over there, and now here. 138 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,377 Yeah, you're telling me. 139 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,254 If there's any commotion, 140 00:07:17,712 --> 00:07:20,173 - I'll throw you off. You got it? - Yes, sir. 141 00:07:20,257 --> 00:07:22,759 Don't worry, sir, I... I won't give him any more trouble. 142 00:07:22,884 --> 00:07:24,219 Here you go. 143 00:07:26,888 --> 00:07:28,348 Thank you. 144 00:07:29,891 --> 00:07:31,518 I'm... I'm sorry. 145 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,603 I behaved badly. 146 00:07:34,646 --> 00:07:37,357 I guess I deserve what's coming to me. 147 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:40,610 Y'all have to change buses... 148 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,238 Have a nice trip. 149 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,496 I think I'm gonna throw up. 150 00:07:51,621 --> 00:07:53,456 I have this thing about buses. 151 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:54,875 Yeah, okay all right. 152 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,459 They make me sick. I need fresh air. 153 00:07:56,585 --> 00:07:57,961 That's just too much, okay? 154 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,588 That's just too much. 155 00:07:59,671 --> 00:08:03,049 Wait a minute. Wait, uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh... 156 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:07,137 Get some air. There, okay? Better? 157 00:08:13,184 --> 00:08:15,562 Please. Please. 158 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,648 You just... you just stay by the window there, get some air, 159 00:08:18,773 --> 00:08:20,650 and I'm gonna go take a little walk. 160 00:08:20,775 --> 00:08:23,361 Stretch my legs, you know. You okay? 161 00:08:26,698 --> 00:08:28,658 I'm feeling better already. 162 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,202 - I don't believe it. - Okay, I... 163 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,288 Hi, Sam. 164 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,750 This way. 165 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,936 Now, listen, Al... 166 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:44,132 Maxine, Maxine, Maxine. 167 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,468 Do you mind? 168 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,873 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. 169 00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:51,249 Maxine. 170 00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:52,641 Her name is Diane, not Maxine. 171 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,352 Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I know that. 172 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:59,189 Her resemblance to Maxine just blows my mind. 173 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:00,815 What else have you found out? 174 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:05,528 Well, uh, Diane is innocent and... and you have to clear her name. 175 00:09:05,654 --> 00:09:07,197 And that's what Ziggy said? 176 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,742 Uh, that's the way I interpret the data. 177 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,995 Al, just tell me what Ziggy said. 178 00:09:16,581 --> 00:09:22,170 Ah, he says there's a 99.9% chance that Diane stole the money. 179 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,255 I knew it! 180 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,465 But she's innocent, just like Maxine. 181 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,883 Maxine? 182 00:09:27,008 --> 00:09:30,345 Yeah, the reason I divorced my wife, Maxine, 183 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,139 was because I was 99.9% sure 184 00:09:33,264 --> 00:09:35,767 that she was cheating on me with another guy. 185 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:37,060 And a Marine. 186 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,311 Oh, and don't tell me. 187 00:09:38,436 --> 00:09:41,314 After you got divorced from her, you found out that she was innocent. 188 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:43,441 Yeah, she was. And so is Diane. 189 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:45,443 That is the stupidest thing I ever heard. 190 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,195 Sam 191 00:09:47,404 --> 00:09:49,280 I can see it in her eyes. 192 00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:51,074 You do not. 193 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,327 You may feel it in your loins but you definitely do not see it in her eyes. 194 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:56,121 - Sam! - What? 195 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,416 I feel it in my loins. 196 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:00,875 Yeah. 197 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:02,961 Uh-oh. 198 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:06,297 Sam, Ziggy says tonight you and Diane get killed. 199 00:10:07,132 --> 00:10:08,174 How? 200 00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:13,888 Well, the official history is that she shot Gordon, 201 00:10:13,972 --> 00:10:15,682 - uh, that's you, - Yeah? 202 00:10:15,807 --> 00:10:19,811 ...and then she was running away, and she got killed trying to escape. 203 00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:22,230 But that doesn't make sense. 204 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,149 She doesn't seem the cold killer type. 205 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:26,359 That shows how much you know. 206 00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:29,279 Yeah, but she must have been framed. 207 00:10:29,654 --> 00:10:32,115 Al, I don't care. I don't have time to find out. 208 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,493 I got to get her to the Decatur sheriff before she kills me. 209 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:37,245 Now, will you excuse me? 210 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,040 OK, fine. I'll get out of here. See you. 211 00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:56,056 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 212 00:10:56,181 --> 00:10:57,432 Hey, watch my hat. 213 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,142 Just go to sleep. I'm sorry. 214 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,727 - Come on. - Sorry, sir. 215 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,729 - No... no... no... no... no! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 216 00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:04,022 What did you do that for? 217 00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:05,607 Get your hands off him! He was right! 218 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:06,858 About what? 219 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,235 He said any man with a head that fat and a wife that ugly 220 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,904 doesn't deserve such a nice hat. 221 00:11:11,029 --> 00:11:12,572 No, no, no, no. I didn't say that... 222 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,202 Hey, there's a man back here molesting an old woman! 223 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,662 Hey, what's that racket back there? 224 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,164 Pipe down! 225 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,086 I thought I told you to knock it off! 226 00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:32,842 Who started this? 227 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,818 This is great. 228 00:11:49,901 --> 00:11:51,236 Sure is. 229 00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:54,447 You want to throw my hat, too? 230 00:11:59,828 --> 00:12:01,412 I'm stuck out here in the middle of nowhere 231 00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:03,832 handcuffed to a woman who wants to kill me 232 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,084 and my best friend is trying to work through guilt 233 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,669 about his fifth wife. 234 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,045 What? 235 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,798 Can life get any worse than this? 236 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,561 It's freezing. 237 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,687 Take my jacket. 238 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,105 I don't want your jacket. 239 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,400 Don't argue with me about it. If you're freezing, you're freezing. 240 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,119 Thank you. 241 00:12:42,036 --> 00:12:43,621 You're welcome. 242 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:49,043 Must be an old abandoned stable or something. 243 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:52,547 No kidding. 244 00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:55,550 You get an advanced degree to do this job? 245 00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:59,721 As a matter of fact, yes, I did. 246 00:13:00,054 --> 00:13:02,640 Was it one of those mail-order deals? 247 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,976 Have you always been this mean? 248 00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:08,062 No, just recently. 249 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,606 My luck. 250 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,902 Look, I haven't slept in a week. 251 00:13:13,985 --> 00:13:16,154 I'm tired and wet. 252 00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,448 I'm only human. 253 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,158 That's a matter of opinion. 254 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,203 - I guess I deserved that. - Yeah, I guess you did. 255 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:25,997 You think that doesn't hurt? That I don't have feelings? 256 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,584 No, I didn't... 257 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,754 Well, you're wrong. I am a woman, damn it, and I feel things. 258 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:37,425 Like your hand next to mine. 259 00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:43,723 Well, it's handcuffs, you know? I mean, it's nothing. 260 00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:45,642 - It's just, uh, handcuffs. - Is it? 261 00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:48,228 On the bus I felt your leg rubbing against me. 262 00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:50,271 Now, come on, I fell... I fell asleep. 263 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,357 Well, we were crammed like sardines in there, 264 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,108 and... and I probably just... 265 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,069 Don't pretend you don't feel something, too. 266 00:13:56,194 --> 00:13:59,364 What I feel is... is m-my skin crawling. 267 00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:01,699 The way you watch me... 268 00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,493 Come on, you're my prisoner. 269 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:08,164 You make me feel so vulnerable. 270 00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:15,713 You got the gun and the handcuffs. 271 00:14:16,798 --> 00:14:18,967 It's the middle of the night. 272 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,303 We're all alone. 273 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,308 If I were to cry out for help, nobody would help me. 274 00:14:30,311 --> 00:14:32,438 But I wouldn't cry out. 275 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,692 For help, that is. 276 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,237 No! 277 00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:40,905 No! 278 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,407 What? 279 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:46,536 I'm gonna put you on this end of the barn, and I'm going on the other. 280 00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:50,540 Did you think I was stupid enough to fall for that, huh? 281 00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,086 Gordon. Gordon. 282 00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,629 Look, come on, I don't... 283 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,760 You're so predictable! 284 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,012 I'm predictable? 285 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:08,391 Well, I'm gonna predict that you're gonna spend the next 15 to 20 years 286 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:11,102 - in the state pen! - Don't bet the farm on it! 287 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,986 Are you okay? Gordon? 288 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,989 What am I doing? 289 00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:25,950 Sam, what are you doing down there? 290 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,577 This is no time to take a snooze. 291 00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,829 Hurry up and get up. She's trying to get away! 292 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:32,040 Look, look, she's trying to get out the door! 293 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,334 Oh, it's locked. Hurry up, Sam. 294 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,420 Look, here she comes! Grab her, grab her, grab... 295 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,672 Grab her, grab her! 296 00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:42,175 Look, she's going up the ladder, Sam! 297 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,720 Sam! Oh, wait, I got an idea! 298 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,472 Pull the ladder away from there, 299 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,141 and then she's gonna be stuck up on top. 300 00:15:54,228 --> 00:15:55,772 Rats! 301 00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:00,193 She's trying the windows. They don't work. 302 00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:03,696 As she comes down the ladder, you'll be able to catch her. 303 00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:06,199 Here she comes. Catch her, get her, get her! 304 00:16:07,158 --> 00:16:09,035 Hurry, Sam! 305 00:16:10,912 --> 00:16:12,413 Oh, man! 306 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,723 What is this stuff? 307 00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,228 Manure. 308 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,695 Boy, I'm glad I'm a hologram, and I don't have to smell you. 309 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,614 You must really reek. 310 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,325 - I stink. - You can say that again. 311 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,910 You stink. 312 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:53,538 You don't think you overdid it on the ropes around her? 313 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:54,914 No, I don't. 314 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,999 My nose itches. It's killing me! 315 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,459 Good. 316 00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:04,173 Al, I've been lied to, punched, kicked, 317 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,468 thrown off a bus, flipped, kicked again, and knocked out, 318 00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:08,803 and the worst thing is, 319 00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:10,304 I can't breathe around my own self. 320 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,223 This is the leap from hell. When will it end? 321 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,183 - I've never seen you act so weird. - Weird? 322 00:17:14,308 --> 00:17:16,436 Yeah, you're fighting all the time with her, 323 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,219 just like I used to fight with... with Max... 324 00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:19,843 Maxine? Oh, don't tell me. 325 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,457 - Bingo! I got it! - What? 326 00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,693 You're falling for her, big time. 327 00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,069 Get out of town! 328 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,946 Admit it. You're falling in love with her. 329 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:28,281 That's ridiculous. 330 00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:30,324 In love with her? I can't stand the sight of her. 331 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,034 I can't stand the sight of you. 332 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,327 She wants to kill me. 333 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,829 It's a textbook example of love, 334 00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:37,165 and you are in the first stage: Denial. 335 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,500 - First stage? - There are five stages of love. 336 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,586 The first is denial, then the second is sex, 337 00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:44,130 then there's acceptance, then there's divorce 338 00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:46,132 and then there's more sex, if you're lucky. 339 00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:48,676 Who wrote this textbook, you or Zsa Zsa? 340 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:50,678 Well, it's not a book, 341 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,514 it's... it's a theory of mine, and it's a darn good one, too. 342 00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:57,310 And in my estimation, you are on the verge of the second stage. 343 00:17:57,435 --> 00:17:59,479 - Sex? - Ha! 344 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,897 Please. 345 00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:02,190 See? She wants it, too. 346 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:04,275 Al, I don't want to talk about this anymore, okay? 347 00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:07,278 We're stuck here tonight, but tomorrow we're gonna hitchhike 348 00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:09,780 to the nearest town, I'll call the Decatur sheriff 349 00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:11,782 and have him come and take her away. 350 00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:13,409 Don't do it, Sam. 351 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:15,912 - Don't do what? - Don't turn her in. 352 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,705 Don't start. 353 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,790 - Sam, I'm right about this. - Don't start. 354 00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,125 I can feel it in my gut. 355 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,878 My gut, plus the bump on my head, and the cracks in my ribs 356 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,463 tell me that she's guilty! 357 00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,256 Now unless you come up with hard-line proof 358 00:18:27,381 --> 00:18:29,675 then Ziggy, for the first time in his life, 359 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:32,136 is right about this, and she belongs in jail. 360 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:35,181 - You are wrong. - Oh, Al, I'm not... 361 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:38,100 You're wrong about all of this, and I'm gonna prove it to you. 362 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:41,354 Okay, fine, go ahead. Prove me wrong. 363 00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,813 Okay, I will. 364 00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:44,089 Okay, I will. 365 00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:53,491 You want to sleep in your chair or in the hay? 366 00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:55,076 Hay. 367 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:03,084 Hey! Oh, come on! 368 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,837 Don't do this, Gordon. 369 00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:10,174 Don't leave me tied up like this. 370 00:19:28,442 --> 00:19:31,988 Even though it kind of seems like I'm a ruthless criminal, 371 00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:36,200 I just want you to know that I didn't steal that money. 372 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,327 Right. 373 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,205 Rodney, my boss, 374 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:44,166 he was running this phony gold-share scheme. 375 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:47,169 He knew I was on to him. 376 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,841 I was framed. 377 00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,719 I'm really innocent. 378 00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:59,056 Yeah, well, that's something for a judge and jury to decide. 379 00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:05,855 In Decatur, Rodney owns the judge and jury. 380 00:20:13,988 --> 00:20:16,741 Yeah, well, okay. 381 00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,076 So now I know. 382 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,416 Good night. 383 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,544 Night. 384 00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:34,383 Here you go. 385 00:20:34,508 --> 00:20:35,384 Thanks. 386 00:20:35,509 --> 00:20:37,136 You threw them off? 387 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:40,806 Section 503P of the regulation book. 388 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:44,435 If it looks like I'm gonna die, I can throw people off, 389 00:20:44,518 --> 00:20:45,853 don't matter where. 390 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,313 Damn! 391 00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,440 Simmer down, Rodney. It wasn't his fault. 392 00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:50,809 He was just doing his job. 393 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,235 That's right. Y'all have a good day. 394 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,737 Much obliged. 395 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:59,659 Sheriff, that woman's got a million dollars of my money 396 00:20:59,784 --> 00:21:01,452 stashed away somewhere. 397 00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:03,037 I know that. 398 00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:07,166 Well, she'd do anything to eliminate that bounty hunter to get to my money. 399 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:10,503 I wouldn't be surprised if she was in Rio de Janeiro by now. 400 00:21:10,628 --> 00:21:12,797 Well, that seems a little far to go in one night. 401 00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:15,383 Probably just got a little sidetracked, that's all. 402 00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:18,010 They'll show up. You just give them a couple of hours. 403 00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:20,513 Are you just gonna sit here and do nothing? 404 00:21:20,638 --> 00:21:23,432 No, no, no. I... I was thinking about getting a haircut. 405 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,559 What do you think, just... just a little off the sides? 406 00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:27,812 - Sheriff... - Oh, all right, all right. 407 00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:30,856 I'll ask Florence to call down to the Arkansas State Police. 408 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,066 Thank you. 409 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,443 Then you and I are gonna get some breakfast. 410 00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:41,492 This is Sheriff Michaels, Florence. Do you read me? 411 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:44,537 I read you, Sheriff, loud and clear. 412 00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:53,462 Oh, well. Here comes another one. 413 00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:05,307 It's the handcuffs. No one will pick us up if they see them. 414 00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:11,772 All right, I'm gonna take them off. 415 00:22:12,273 --> 00:22:14,608 But don't even think about bolting. 416 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,902 Frankly, I don't have the strength. 417 00:22:17,027 --> 00:22:19,780 I didn't get any sleep last night, thanks to you. 418 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,031 Me? 419 00:22:21,115 --> 00:22:23,701 Do you know that you grind your teeth when you sleep? 420 00:22:23,784 --> 00:22:25,369 I thought I was in a saw mill. 421 00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:26,746 Well, you snore. 422 00:22:26,871 --> 00:22:29,081 I thought I was sleeping next to the hogs. 423 00:22:30,624 --> 00:22:32,835 That's what my mama says. 424 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,087 Oh, we both smell like hogs. 425 00:22:35,212 --> 00:22:37,214 What I wouldn't give for a shower. 426 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,717 You live with your mother? 427 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,287 Yeah, the last couple of years, 428 00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:44,013 after my daddy had a stroke, she needed some help. 429 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:46,849 Here comes another one. 430 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,733 You've never done this before, have you? 431 00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:56,817 Huh? 432 00:22:56,901 --> 00:22:59,153 Oh, yeah. I used to... 433 00:22:59,361 --> 00:23:00,696 That's what I thought. 434 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,740 Maybe there's something wrong with my thumb. 435 00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:05,701 It has nothing to do with your thumb. 436 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,828 It's your style, it's your charisma, 437 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,747 it's the way you present yourself that says: 438 00:23:09,872 --> 00:23:11,999 "I am worthy of a ride to the next town." 439 00:23:12,082 --> 00:23:14,168 Are you kidding me? Charisma? 440 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:15,711 Seriously. 441 00:23:16,212 --> 00:23:18,589 Like you would know about charisma. 442 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,809 Last one there's a rotten egg! 443 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:32,686 Howdy, ma'am. 444 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,897 It's my ex-husband. He's gonna kill me! 445 00:23:35,439 --> 00:23:36,857 Rotten egg! 446 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:41,779 Step on it. 447 00:23:41,862 --> 00:23:43,447 Yes, ma'am. 448 00:23:56,877 --> 00:23:59,129 Sam? Sam? 449 00:23:59,213 --> 00:24:01,841 Sam! Get up out of there! 450 00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:05,052 Up, up, up, up, up, up, up! Come on! 451 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,806 If she gets away, you both die. 452 00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:12,268 I don't know what's happening to me on this leap. 453 00:24:12,726 --> 00:24:14,395 You know, I'm like... 454 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,814 I'm screwing everything up. 455 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,774 It's Diane, you know. 456 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:20,568 She drives me crazy. 457 00:24:20,651 --> 00:24:23,070 Hey, nobody said this was gonna be easy, you know. 458 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,990 Give yourself a break. You're closer than you think. 459 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,950 Okay. 460 00:24:28,117 --> 00:24:31,078 Okay, Al. You have Gushie 461 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,249 center you on Diane. 462 00:24:35,332 --> 00:24:38,002 Okay. Gushie, center me on Diane! 463 00:24:43,757 --> 00:24:47,678 Sam, she's here! She's here! Get up out of the mud! 464 00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:50,180 She's hiding around the corner, Sam! 465 00:24:50,306 --> 00:24:51,807 Hurry up! 466 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,143 Oh, no. 467 00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:58,314 Hush, Sam, hush. Quiet, quiet! 468 00:24:58,439 --> 00:24:59,940 She's right here behind the tree. 469 00:25:00,024 --> 00:25:02,776 The guy that picked her up must've smelled that manure all over 470 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,653 and threw her out. Couldn't blame him. 471 00:25:04,778 --> 00:25:06,655 She's hitchhiking. Get her! 472 00:25:07,323 --> 00:25:09,325 No! No! 473 00:25:09,992 --> 00:25:12,953 All right. Now watch out for that bush behind you, it's full of... 474 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,539 Ow! Thorns! All right. 475 00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:18,500 What do you have, a homing device in your pocket? 476 00:25:18,626 --> 00:25:20,210 No. Ow! 477 00:25:28,886 --> 00:25:30,679 That does it. 478 00:25:31,055 --> 00:25:32,848 Sheriff Michaels is gonna be on his way. 479 00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:34,642 What now? 480 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:39,063 Well, he said he's not gonna be here for an hour, so... 481 00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:42,608 And we're both tired. Excuse me. 482 00:25:45,903 --> 00:25:48,197 And need to wash up. 483 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:51,533 You're getting us a motel room? 484 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:54,536 Diane, if you were the last woman in the world, I wouldn't come near you. 485 00:25:54,703 --> 00:25:55,996 I can't wait to get rid of you! 486 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,373 Well, the same goes here! 487 00:25:57,498 --> 00:25:59,375 - Well, fine! - Fine! 488 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:06,757 Howdy. 489 00:26:06,882 --> 00:26:08,467 I'm hungry. 490 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,637 I'll get you something to eat when I get you to the room. 491 00:26:11,762 --> 00:26:14,890 I have this hypoglycemic thing. If I don't eat, I get faint. 492 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,850 All right, all right. 493 00:26:16,934 --> 00:26:18,978 Could you get us a room, please? 494 00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:21,123 And, uh, what kind of sandwich do you want? 495 00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:22,815 Tuna, extra pickles. 496 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,029 Here you go. And one for you. 497 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:33,075 And some cola. 498 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,076 Yeah. 499 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:36,578 And some toothbrushes. 500 00:26:37,037 --> 00:26:41,625 Some toothpaste, some bandages, antacid. 501 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,711 Okay, okay. That's fine. 502 00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:45,754 Oh, now, here we go. 503 00:26:45,879 --> 00:26:47,047 Thank you. 504 00:26:47,131 --> 00:26:51,010 All right, let's see, we've got, uh, the key, 505 00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:54,513 and we've got two sandwiches, two bottles of soda, 506 00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:57,725 some bandages, toothbrush, and liniment. 507 00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,185 Liniment? 508 00:27:00,477 --> 00:27:05,274 Now that comes to $9.25, plus $16.50 for your room, 509 00:27:05,399 --> 00:27:07,401 so that'll be $25.75. 510 00:27:07,609 --> 00:27:10,404 Poor baby. Did I work you over hard? 511 00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:12,698 I can take it. 512 00:27:12,823 --> 00:27:15,909 Aw, honeymooners. 513 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:20,372 Here you go, sir. 514 00:27:28,964 --> 00:27:31,258 I just love this Bionic Woman. 515 00:27:31,925 --> 00:27:34,094 It's my favorite TV show. 516 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:36,096 Ain't that something to aspire to? 517 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:37,514 Oh, really? 518 00:27:37,931 --> 00:27:40,225 I would've thought the demolition derby was more your style. 519 00:27:40,309 --> 00:27:42,603 Howdy, pards! This is your old friend... 520 00:27:42,848 --> 00:27:44,585 I always thought it would be kind of neat 521 00:27:44,646 --> 00:27:47,566 to be one of those undercover agents like Lindsay. 522 00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:51,153 What? 523 00:27:51,487 --> 00:27:53,489 Well, the way I understand it, if you're a crook, 524 00:27:53,614 --> 00:27:56,075 it's kind of hard to pursue a career in law enforcement. 525 00:27:56,158 --> 00:27:58,452 I am not a crook. 526 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,371 Are you saying you didn't forge $1 million worth of checks? 527 00:28:01,538 --> 00:28:03,499 No, I admit I forged Rodney's signature. 528 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,875 Am I missing something here? 529 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,294 It all ties in with that phony gold shares scheme. 530 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,338 The phony gold shares scheme, right. 531 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,174 He preyed on all these old people 532 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:15,552 who trusted him with their retirement money. 533 00:28:16,345 --> 00:28:18,639 And my mama was one of them. 534 00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:22,768 Want your pickle? 535 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,896 No, you can have it. 536 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:28,357 I was his accountant, anyway 537 00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:30,692 and I sold the shares, even. 538 00:28:30,818 --> 00:28:32,111 You knew they were phony? 539 00:28:32,194 --> 00:28:33,195 No! 540 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,489 But when I found out, I realized these people were ruined. 541 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,449 I mean, suicide time. 542 00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:39,326 I couldn't just stand by and do nothing. 543 00:28:39,409 --> 00:28:41,286 So you forged the checks. 544 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:44,248 I had to do something brave. 545 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,667 It was the first time in my life 546 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:49,044 I ever had a chance to make a difference. 547 00:28:50,212 --> 00:28:52,214 Only I did it badly. 548 00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:54,508 So here we are. 549 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,510 Why didn't you go to the police? 550 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,596 I told you, Rodney owned the police. 551 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,015 But even if he didn't, it'd be one, maybe two years 552 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,308 before it came to trial, 553 00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:05,394 and by then, the money would be long gone. 554 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,187 Where is the money? 555 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,315 It's hidden. I was about to give it back... 556 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:11,942 Yeah, when I caught up with you. 557 00:29:12,067 --> 00:29:15,988 You know, I got a feeling that the money is already long gone. 558 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,741 You don't believe me. 559 00:29:19,867 --> 00:29:22,911 Look, Diane, it doesn't matter if I believe you or not. 560 00:29:23,036 --> 00:29:26,623 If you escape, you're gonna be hunted down and killed. 561 00:29:27,124 --> 00:29:28,959 If you take me back to Decatur, 562 00:29:29,084 --> 00:29:31,879 I'm as good as dead anyway, so what's the difference? 563 00:29:32,754 --> 00:29:34,298 Oh, man. 564 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,677 Better get out that liniment. 565 00:29:57,905 --> 00:29:59,615 Oh, darn it. 566 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,159 Let me help. 567 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:04,620 It's fine, I can do it myself. Thank you. 568 00:30:04,745 --> 00:30:07,039 Why? You afraid I'm going to bite you? 569 00:30:07,164 --> 00:30:08,665 Bite me? 570 00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,542 No, I'm not afraid you're gonna bite me. 571 00:30:10,626 --> 00:30:12,753 You've already kicked me and punched me, 572 00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:14,296 thrown me into a pile of manure, 573 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,131 and bashed my head in with the side of a car door. 574 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,300 Why would I worry about you biting me? 575 00:30:19,009 --> 00:30:22,512 Let me help you. I can see you're in pain. 576 00:30:22,596 --> 00:30:25,057 I feel bad. It was my fault. 577 00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:28,727 Okay. 578 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:32,189 Okay, but only because I can't reach. 579 00:30:33,273 --> 00:30:34,900 Come to mama. 580 00:30:41,698 --> 00:30:43,158 What are you doing? 581 00:30:43,283 --> 00:30:45,160 Moving away any possible weapons. 582 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:48,080 It is a terrible thing not to trust. 583 00:30:50,165 --> 00:30:51,917 You're unbelievable. 584 00:31:08,725 --> 00:31:10,060 How's this? 585 00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:11,728 It's okay. 586 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:25,033 How about that? 587 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:28,620 It's fine. 588 00:31:29,371 --> 00:31:30,831 You are such a liar. 589 00:31:30,914 --> 00:31:32,291 You should talk. 590 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:33,917 Cut it out! 591 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:36,753 Okay? 592 00:31:43,093 --> 00:31:45,012 Maybe we ought to, uh, cool this, huh? 593 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,555 Absolutely. 594 00:32:16,918 --> 00:32:18,962 Still think I'm a crook? 595 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,799 I don't know. 596 00:32:26,094 --> 00:32:28,055 As soon as I start to trust you... 597 00:32:28,638 --> 00:32:30,015 I clobber you. 598 00:32:30,098 --> 00:32:31,433 Yeah, you... 599 00:32:32,309 --> 00:32:34,019 You clobber me. 600 00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:46,323 Maybe you're right. 601 00:32:48,283 --> 00:32:50,535 I'll go see if my dress is dry. 602 00:33:14,684 --> 00:33:16,937 Oh, man. 603 00:33:53,348 --> 00:33:55,350 What am I, crazy? 604 00:34:26,173 --> 00:34:27,924 How could you do this? 605 00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:31,178 I trusted you. Don't you have a conscience? 606 00:34:31,261 --> 00:34:33,430 I am a criminal, remember? 607 00:34:33,597 --> 00:34:35,098 I knew from the very first time... 608 00:34:35,223 --> 00:34:36,600 Put them up. 609 00:34:38,226 --> 00:34:39,603 Turn around. 610 00:34:39,936 --> 00:34:41,771 I'm not afraid to use this. 611 00:34:43,607 --> 00:34:45,358 What're you gonna do, shoot me in the back? 612 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,027 I wouldn't put it past you. 613 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:49,738 You're hurting my feelings. Over there. 614 00:34:50,864 --> 00:34:54,951 Get out your handcuffs. On the trellis. 615 00:34:55,076 --> 00:34:56,953 Don't do this, Diane. 616 00:34:57,954 --> 00:34:59,915 - Your life depends on it. - Shut up. 617 00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:06,004 Higher! Higher! 618 00:35:09,299 --> 00:35:11,092 Please, Diane, you got to believe me. 619 00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:12,928 Be quiet. 620 00:35:16,056 --> 00:35:17,766 That's not my gun. Where'd you get that? 621 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,309 That's it. 622 00:35:20,393 --> 00:35:21,561 Smoke? 623 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,314 Isn't that great? 624 00:35:24,439 --> 00:35:26,191 It's got a thousand and one uses. 625 00:35:26,316 --> 00:35:29,277 You can take it camping, you can light your cigarette. 626 00:35:29,986 --> 00:35:31,738 Stick up a convenience store. 627 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:34,115 Oh, make that a thousand and two. 628 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,451 Got it at the motel gift shop. 629 00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:38,411 I did not acquire it honestly, 630 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,997 so I guess now I really am a crook. 631 00:35:41,957 --> 00:35:44,751 I don't know how I'm gonna be able to live with myself. 632 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,711 Have a nice day. 633 00:35:56,513 --> 00:35:59,724 Oh, here, this is for the lighter. 634 00:36:01,017 --> 00:36:04,187 Oh, you are the bounty hunter from hell! 635 00:36:04,437 --> 00:36:06,231 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 636 00:36:06,356 --> 00:36:08,066 You were paying for the gun, weren't you? 637 00:36:08,191 --> 00:36:09,568 What of it? 638 00:36:09,693 --> 00:36:12,988 Well, well, well, ain't you two a pretty sight? 639 00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:19,911 Got a little sidetracked, huh, boy? 640 00:36:20,036 --> 00:36:21,246 Yeah, well... 641 00:36:21,329 --> 00:36:23,748 Now, don't you worry. I... I'll take over now. 642 00:36:24,124 --> 00:36:26,209 I'll see that you get paid for this. 643 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:29,170 Expect you're pretty happy to see the end of this little lady, huh? 644 00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:30,422 Come on. 645 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,133 Yeah, happy. 646 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:37,053 Where's she going? 647 00:36:37,137 --> 00:36:38,221 What difference does it make? 648 00:36:38,346 --> 00:36:40,473 I did what I was supposed to do. She's still alive. 649 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,435 What difference does it... Yeah, but not for long. 650 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,479 She dies in 20 minutes. 651 00:36:57,782 --> 00:37:02,162 Sam, Ziggy says that she gets shot trying to escape. 652 00:37:02,245 --> 00:37:04,164 But that doesn't make any sense, 653 00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:06,625 because she's already in custody. 654 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,295 Where's Diane's boss? 655 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,047 Rodney Owens? 656 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:13,048 Yeah. 657 00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:16,343 Look, Al, have Ziggy center you on Diane. Find out where she's going. 658 00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:19,220 I have a terrible feeling that, wherever the Sheriff is taking her, 659 00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:20,889 Rodney is gonna be close by. 660 00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,349 Okay. 661 00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:24,142 I got the... 662 00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:40,992 How much is he paying you, Sheriff? 663 00:37:41,076 --> 00:37:42,952 That's none of your business, darlin'. 664 00:37:43,078 --> 00:37:44,663 I'm not your darling. 665 00:37:45,622 --> 00:37:48,500 Hey! You slimy punk! 666 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,002 Come on, Rodney, don't hit her. 667 00:37:51,127 --> 00:37:52,712 That's telling him, Sheriff. 668 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:53,963 You knock her out, 669 00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:55,882 she won't be able to tell us where she hid the money. 670 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,384 You scum. 671 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,344 That's telling him, Diane. 672 00:37:59,594 --> 00:38:03,431 All right, Diane, I'm gonna ask you once, nicely. 673 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,725 Where's the money? 674 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,187 You said nicely, you rat! 675 00:38:09,312 --> 00:38:11,940 Why should I tell you? You're just gonna kill me! 676 00:38:12,065 --> 00:38:14,734 Diane, sugar, I give you my word of honor. 677 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:17,070 Tell us where you hid the money and we'll let you go. 678 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,739 Yeah, right into a speeding bullet. 679 00:38:21,783 --> 00:38:23,827 Stop, stop. I'll talk! 680 00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:25,286 All right, she'll talk. 681 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,330 I said I'll talk! 682 00:38:31,835 --> 00:38:34,129 You promise you'll let me go? 683 00:38:34,254 --> 00:38:36,256 - Yeah. - Word of honor. 684 00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,341 Don't tell them, Diane. 685 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:40,927 Travel Town. 686 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,221 Travel Town? Whereabouts? 687 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,348 In a train. 688 00:38:45,807 --> 00:38:47,308 Which one? 689 00:38:48,476 --> 00:38:51,104 There's so many, I don't remember exactly. 690 00:38:51,646 --> 00:38:54,774 You don't remember where you hid $1 million? 691 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:57,777 Silly me, I was in such a rush. 692 00:38:58,445 --> 00:39:00,530 I guess I'll just have to show you. 693 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:03,742 Okay. 694 00:39:04,868 --> 00:39:08,037 Hang in there, Diane. I'll bring help. 695 00:39:11,374 --> 00:39:13,042 She's in real trouble, Sam. 696 00:39:13,126 --> 00:39:14,169 How close am I? 697 00:39:14,294 --> 00:39:17,255 They're about three and a half miles ahead of you, so step on it, Sam. 698 00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:19,466 - How's Diane? Is she all right? - Yeah, she's okay. 699 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:21,676 But that Rodney almost twisted her arm off. 700 00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:23,052 What? Damn it! 701 00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:24,763 She told them where she hid the money. 702 00:39:24,888 --> 00:39:27,015 Some place called Travel Town. 703 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:28,975 So I guess you were right, Sam. She's a crook. 704 00:39:29,058 --> 00:39:30,560 No, no. She's not. 705 00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:33,062 - But she just... - No, she took the money. 706 00:39:33,188 --> 00:39:35,273 But she took it in order to give it back 707 00:39:35,398 --> 00:39:37,108 to the people that Rodney swindled. 708 00:39:37,358 --> 00:39:38,193 I hope. 709 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:40,445 But how do you know that she didn't take it for herself? 710 00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:43,907 Because she couldn't even steal a toy gun. She paid the owner. 711 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,742 That's not something that a crook would do. 712 00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:49,078 See, I told you! And she didn't kill that bounty hunter, either. 713 00:39:49,204 --> 00:39:50,872 It's all starting to make sense now. 714 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:52,457 Gordon must've been on 715 00:39:52,582 --> 00:39:54,417 to whatever Sheriff Michaels and Rodney were up to 716 00:39:54,501 --> 00:39:55,877 and he followed them to Travel Town. 717 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:59,172 That's where they killed him and made it look like Diane did it. 718 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:02,425 And she gave the money, and they killed her. 719 00:40:04,093 --> 00:40:07,055 - Except... Except this time... - What are you doing? 720 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:08,640 ...you're not Gordon now, you're Sam. 721 00:40:08,665 --> 00:40:09,790 What are you doing over there? 722 00:40:09,849 --> 00:40:12,477 And you're gonna get killed unless you think of something. 723 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,036 I don't suppose you care about those people you ripped off. 724 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:33,081 They knew their investment was highly speculative. 725 00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:35,124 Everyone was aware of the risks. 726 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,668 Mrs. Bridges and Mr. Henderson weren't. 727 00:40:36,793 --> 00:40:38,336 My mother wasn't. 728 00:40:38,753 --> 00:40:40,088 Oh, closed Monday. 729 00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:41,965 I guess we'll have to come some other time. 730 00:40:42,090 --> 00:40:43,633 I don't suppose we'll get arrested for trespassing, 731 00:40:43,758 --> 00:40:45,510 do you, Rodney? Up you go. 732 00:40:45,549 --> 00:40:46,594 Upsy-daisy! 733 00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,054 All right, all right. 734 00:40:49,806 --> 00:40:54,853 Now, where did I put that silly money? 735 00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:58,106 Now, Diane, don't be wasting our time. 736 00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:01,109 I remember now. 737 00:41:01,484 --> 00:41:03,611 It's... it's, um, right up here. 738 00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:07,657 In the boiler thing. 739 00:41:11,578 --> 00:41:14,914 Hey, Rodney, you follow her! I'll go this way. 740 00:41:26,259 --> 00:41:28,011 Hold it right there! 741 00:41:29,429 --> 00:41:31,264 That was none too smart, missy. 742 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:33,892 You're forcing me into doing something I don't want to do. 743 00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:35,935 Go ahead, kill me. I don't care. 744 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,438 Well, then, how about your mama? I could kill her. 745 00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,732 You leave my mother out of this! 746 00:41:41,357 --> 00:41:42,901 I'll be glad to. 747 00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:45,028 Just show me where the money is. 748 00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:51,367 Al! 749 00:41:52,201 --> 00:41:54,996 Have Ziggy center you on Diane. When you find her, call out 750 00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:56,497 and I'll follow your voice. 751 00:41:56,623 --> 00:41:59,167 All right. Hurry, up. You've only got about two minutes. 752 00:42:01,711 --> 00:42:04,130 Sam, over here! 753 00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:07,383 - Can you hear me? - Here it is. 754 00:42:07,467 --> 00:42:09,427 She's only got about 20 seconds! 755 00:42:15,475 --> 00:42:17,226 Sam! 756 00:42:17,644 --> 00:42:19,646 You promised to let me go. 757 00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:21,439 - Only about 10 seconds! - Is that right? 758 00:42:21,522 --> 00:42:23,149 That's right. 759 00:42:23,858 --> 00:42:25,485 Well, who's stopping you? 760 00:42:25,902 --> 00:42:27,278 Five. 761 00:42:28,863 --> 00:42:30,323 Sam! 762 00:42:43,544 --> 00:42:46,714 All right, all right, hold it! 763 00:42:49,175 --> 00:42:51,552 I never thought I'd be so glad to see you. 764 00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:52,720 You okay? 765 00:42:52,845 --> 00:42:54,305 That's it, Sam, you did it. 766 00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:55,974 You saved their lives. 767 00:42:58,851 --> 00:43:00,311 Now the odds are dropping down 768 00:43:00,395 --> 00:43:01,604 the other way for some reason. 769 00:43:01,688 --> 00:43:04,357 That's not a gun, it's a lighter. 770 00:43:09,865 --> 00:43:13,616 Wow! Thank God my wife Maxine couldn't kick like that. 771 00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:21,666 I'm holding $1 million here. 772 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:24,460 Don't even think of taking even one dollar. 773 00:43:26,421 --> 00:43:30,425 Look, this may be hard for you to believe, 774 00:43:31,384 --> 00:43:33,302 but I'm not here for the money. 775 00:43:35,888 --> 00:43:39,559 Okay. I trust you. 776 00:43:46,816 --> 00:43:48,359 Tell you what. 777 00:43:50,278 --> 00:43:53,614 There are gonna be a lot of happy people when they open up their mailboxes. 778 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,410 Better than a letter from Publisher's Clearing House. 779 00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:02,206 See, I told you. From the start, I told you she was innocent. 780 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,585 Boy, she looks a lot like my fifth wife, Maxine. 781 00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:13,801 Well, that does it. Ready to turn myself in. 782 00:44:15,303 --> 00:44:17,889 Maybe I'll get better treatment from the State Police. 783 00:44:17,972 --> 00:44:20,558 You've done it, Sam. The charges against Diane get dropped, 784 00:44:20,641 --> 00:44:23,853 and Sheriff Michaels and Rodney get 15 years in the pen. 785 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:29,233 Well, I guess this is it. 786 00:44:31,027 --> 00:44:32,570 Yeah, this is it. 787 00:44:34,447 --> 00:44:36,407 I hope you're not sore for too long. 788 00:44:36,532 --> 00:44:39,160 Yeah, well, me... me, too. 789 00:44:40,453 --> 00:44:43,372 Well, goodbye, then. 790 00:44:50,379 --> 00:44:52,131 Oh, man! 791 00:44:57,345 --> 00:44:58,763 So long. 792 00:45:01,015 --> 00:45:02,934 - Why haven't I leaped? - Did you say something? 793 00:45:03,017 --> 00:45:05,728 Well, you've got some unfinished business with Diane. 794 00:45:05,853 --> 00:45:07,772 Diane, uh... 795 00:45:12,401 --> 00:45:14,112 Are you gonna be okay? 796 00:45:14,904 --> 00:45:16,989 Yeah, I'm gonna be okay. 797 00:45:17,615 --> 00:45:20,118 I just got to figure out what I'm gonna do. 798 00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:24,247 Well, you know, after seeing some of the tricks 799 00:45:24,372 --> 00:45:26,290 you pulled on me the last couple of days, 800 00:45:26,374 --> 00:45:29,168 you know, maybe you ought to be a bounty hunter or something. 801 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:30,253 A bounty hunter? 802 00:45:30,378 --> 00:45:31,796 Well, you know. 803 00:45:31,879 --> 00:45:33,881 I could be a bounty hunter. 804 00:45:34,715 --> 00:45:36,801 No, I... I... I was just kidding. 805 00:45:36,884 --> 00:45:39,554 What's the matter, you couldn't stand the competition? 806 00:45:47,436 --> 00:45:49,188 She does okay, Sam. 807 00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:53,818 She becomes one of the best bounty hunters in the business. 808 00:46:13,713 --> 00:46:15,089 Wait... wait... wait a minute. 809 00:46:15,131 --> 00:46:17,300 Wait a minute, there's been some kind of a mistake. 810 00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:20,136 You're the one who made the mistake, Jesus. 811 00:46:20,219 --> 00:46:21,470 No. Jesus? No. 812 00:46:21,554 --> 00:46:24,140 Just try to think of some place far away. 813 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:30,605 Let it be known 814 00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:33,816 that on May 12, 1971, 815 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:36,235 in the presence of these witnesses, 816 00:46:36,319 --> 00:46:40,114 that Jesus Ortega was condemned by the State of Florida 817 00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:42,867 to death by electrocution. 818 00:46:44,285 --> 00:46:45,995 Oh, God!