1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:04,696 Theorizing that one could time-travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:08,033 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator 3 00:00:08,117 --> 00:00:09,827 and vanished. 4 00:00:14,665 --> 00:00:17,459 He woke to find himself trapped in the past 5 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,796 facing mirror images that were not his own, 6 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,090 and driven by an unknown force 7 00:00:23,132 --> 00:00:25,676 to change history for the better. 8 00:00:26,135 --> 00:00:28,512 His only guide on this journey is Al, 9 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,597 an observer from his own time, 10 00:00:30,681 --> 00:00:32,808 who appears in the form of a hologram 11 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:35,519 that only Sam can see and hear. 12 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:39,815 And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,776 striving to put right what once went wrong, 14 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:45,821 and hoping each time that his next leap 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,490 will be the leap home. 16 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:01,086 Open the window! 17 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,300 I wish I could go with you, honey. 18 00:01:06,383 --> 00:01:09,470 But your daddy'd go crazy if I left him here alone with the twins. 19 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:11,722 I'm just so dang proud of you. 20 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,335 Oh, wait. Oh, tarnation, I almost forgot! 21 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:16,504 - All aboard! - Come get this stuff. 22 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,146 Open that door! Yoo-hoo! 23 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,773 If you would have forgotten this, 24 00:01:21,857 --> 00:01:23,984 you would have looked pretty foolish. 25 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:28,447 These are my favorite earbobs. 26 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,991 Wouldn't do for my baby girl to go off 27 00:01:31,116 --> 00:01:33,368 to the biggest beauty contest in the South 28 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:38,582 without her crown and her sash, now would it? 29 00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:44,254 Oh, darling! 30 00:01:46,465 --> 00:01:49,426 Oh, boy! 31 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,103 Yoo-hoo, Miss Sugar Belle. 32 00:03:23,312 --> 00:03:26,398 What in the name of heaven do you think you're doin'? 33 00:03:26,481 --> 00:03:27,733 I'm sorry? 34 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:31,653 Well, you're never gonna become Miss Deep South, movin' like that. 35 00:03:31,737 --> 00:03:33,989 Like what? 36 00:03:34,406 --> 00:03:36,700 Like a man. 37 00:03:37,326 --> 00:03:41,204 Oh, didn't anyone ever teach you the proper way to walk? 38 00:03:41,496 --> 00:03:42,873 Was I doing it wrong? 39 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,250 Not if you plan on becoming a truck driver. 40 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,753 Here, you watch me. 41 00:03:49,087 --> 00:03:52,007 And, remember, we step and glide, 42 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,925 and step and glide 43 00:03:54,051 --> 00:03:56,428 and glide and step. 44 00:03:57,095 --> 00:03:59,931 All right? Now you try it, go on. 45 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,100 You... you, uh, you mean right here? 46 00:04:02,184 --> 00:04:03,268 Right now? 47 00:04:03,393 --> 00:04:05,187 Well, you could try it tomorrow night 48 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,147 but it might be a little late, don't you think? 49 00:04:07,272 --> 00:04:08,899 Yeah, well, I suppose. 50 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:11,217 - Could I ask you something? - Of course. 51 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,354 Who are you? 52 00:04:12,396 --> 00:04:16,031 Oh, well, I'm Peg Myers. I'm the pageant director. 53 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,950 I'm also a former Miss Orange Blossom, 54 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,619 Miss Wisteria, 55 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:24,164 and second runner-up in the Miss Praline Pageant 56 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:26,249 which I would've won, had it not been for the fact 57 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:28,877 that one of my batons failed to ignite. 58 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,547 And of course, Miss Deep South 1946. 59 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,965 Hmm. 60 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:35,926 So... 61 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,354 That's it, now step and glide 62 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:51,566 and step and glide, and glide and... 63 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:58,240 Well, you've still got 24 hours. 64 00:04:58,657 --> 00:05:00,200 Don't give up. 65 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:16,925 Oh! 66 00:05:17,008 --> 00:05:19,344 Oh, I'm really sorry. 67 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,555 I... I didn't see you standin' there. 68 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,056 Did I hurt you? 69 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:26,101 No, no. I'm... I'm... I'm fine. 70 00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:31,273 Oh, what's this? 71 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,359 It's my little sister's. 72 00:05:34,484 --> 00:05:35,694 Hmm. 73 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,823 I-I'm Connie. 74 00:05:40,615 --> 00:05:42,367 - Uh, Darlene. - Oh. 75 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,954 That's quite a grip you got there, Darlene. 76 00:05:46,288 --> 00:05:47,414 Oh. 77 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,959 Oh, "Miss Sugar Belle." 78 00:05:51,835 --> 00:05:54,337 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah and... 79 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,422 Oh. 80 00:05:55,505 --> 00:05:58,300 You're Miss Corn Muffin. 81 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,594 It isn't that bad. 82 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:03,180 I mean, I wouldn't be here if it hadn't been for this. 83 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:06,016 Believe me, I wanted to be here real bad. 84 00:06:06,224 --> 00:06:09,019 Well, it's all kind of a new experience for me. 85 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,395 Oh. 86 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:15,984 Being Miss Deep South would be a dream come true. 87 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,987 It'd be an honor and a privilege 88 00:06:19,104 --> 00:06:21,866 and I'd do my best to wear the crown 89 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:24,868 with pride and dignity. 90 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:27,913 That didn't sound too rehearsed, did it? 91 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,207 No! No, it sounded... It was very natural. 92 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:33,376 Oh, good. You never know when you might need to be spontaneous. 93 00:06:33,585 --> 00:06:36,171 Would you mind moving your Little Miss Muffet's tuffet? 94 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:37,839 Cute. 95 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,634 You got your teddy bear in there, too? 96 00:06:42,427 --> 00:06:44,179 Don't let her bother you. 97 00:06:44,513 --> 00:06:46,890 - You know her? - I know the type. 98 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,391 They're just bark. 99 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:51,228 The one thing to remember about the beauty queens 100 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:53,772 it's the nice ones you gotta keep your eye on. 101 00:06:53,897 --> 00:06:55,273 Smile. 102 00:06:57,067 --> 00:07:00,612 Got it. Another candid pageant moment. 103 00:07:01,738 --> 00:07:03,657 I'm Clint Beaumont. 104 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,408 I'm the pageant photographer. 105 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:09,037 Oh, hi, I'm Connie. Oh, this is Darlene. 106 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,623 Nice to meet you. 107 00:07:11,957 --> 00:07:13,416 Have we ever met before? 108 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:15,210 I... I don't think so. 109 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:18,004 Well, have you ever been to Buford City? 110 00:07:18,088 --> 00:07:20,841 Buford City? I think I'd remember that. 111 00:07:21,925 --> 00:07:25,679 Have you ever done any print, or runway work? 112 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:28,849 Modelin'? Oh, I wish. 113 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,562 Careful, what you wish for, 114 00:07:33,895 --> 00:07:35,522 you just might get. 115 00:07:39,484 --> 00:07:41,027 I'll see you. 116 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,864 He kind of has a nice smile, doesn't he? 117 00:07:43,947 --> 00:07:46,074 First of all, I wanna welcome you all 118 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,077 to the 35th annual Miss Deep South Pageant. 119 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,538 Oh, it warms my heart to look out and see 120 00:07:51,663 --> 00:07:54,583 all your hopeful, optimistic faces. 121 00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:56,918 Remember, there are no losers here. 122 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,254 Every one of you brings something special 123 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,423 to the pageant, something unique. 124 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,675 Something none of the other girls have. 125 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:07,220 Yeah, like jockey shorts. 126 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:12,100 That's very funny, Al. I'm a beauty queen. 127 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,728 Hey, did I ever tell you I once had a fling with a beauty queen? 128 00:08:14,853 --> 00:08:16,354 No, and I don't wanna know. 129 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:21,610 I was in flight school and she was Miss Tail Gunner, 1955. 130 00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:24,696 I tell you, she had a major league set 131 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,656 of gun turrets. 132 00:08:27,616 --> 00:08:28,950 That was a compliment. 133 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,118 On what planet? 134 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,287 Watch out, you're gonna ruin your chances 135 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,956 at being voted Miss Congeniality. 136 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:37,542 Just tell me what I'm doin' here. 137 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,586 Well, we're not sure. 138 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:41,713 Uh, Ziggy's still running the program. 139 00:08:41,796 --> 00:08:44,841 "Your name is Darlene Monty 140 00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:48,053 "and you earned your way into the Miss Deep South Pageant 141 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:51,222 by, oh, becoming Miss Sugar Belle." 142 00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:52,766 That's nice. 143 00:08:52,849 --> 00:08:54,601 And you come in third. 144 00:08:54,684 --> 00:08:56,519 I don't care about finishing at all, Al. 145 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:59,356 I just wanna fix whatever it is and get out of here. 146 00:08:59,481 --> 00:09:03,485 Well, just... just don't worry, and maintain a low profile 147 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,445 and nobody will pay any attention to you. 148 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:07,906 Learn a little more about each other. 149 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,908 Keep a low profile? 150 00:09:09,991 --> 00:09:12,243 How can I keep a low profile? This is a beauty contest. 151 00:09:12,327 --> 00:09:15,163 It appears that Miss Monty has a lot to say, 152 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:17,207 so why don't we start with her? 153 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,875 Miss Monty. 154 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,296 What? 155 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:25,423 I asked if you'd mind standin' and tellin' us 156 00:09:25,548 --> 00:09:28,718 what becomin' Miss Deep South means to you? 157 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:31,304 Go ahead. 158 00:09:31,388 --> 00:09:34,975 Um, uh, I'm gonna, uh, go and see if I can speed up Ziggy. 159 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,768 So hang in there, Sam. 160 00:09:36,851 --> 00:09:39,771 And remember, smile. 161 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,649 Smile. 162 00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:51,616 Well, I... I don't really know where to start. Uh, 163 00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:57,455 winning this contest would be, uh, 164 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:02,502 well, it would be p-p-pretty darn nice. 165 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,546 That's for sure. 166 00:10:05,046 --> 00:10:07,382 Could you be a little more specific? 167 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:12,303 Specific? Oh, well, 168 00:10:13,722 --> 00:10:15,098 um, 169 00:10:15,974 --> 00:10:17,976 being Miss Deep South 170 00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:28,486 would be like a dream come true. 171 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,907 It would be an honor and a privilege. 172 00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:35,368 And I would do my best 173 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:38,121 to wear the crown with pride and dignity. 174 00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:41,207 Well, that was very nicely put. 175 00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:45,462 Look, Connie, I'm really sorry. 176 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:47,213 I didn't mean to steal your speech. 177 00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:48,715 Oh, it's all right, you were nervous. 178 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,675 Terrified is more like it. 179 00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:52,969 It's funny, isn't it? I mean, 180 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,005 we just met and we end up being roommates. 181 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:56,098 Yeah. 182 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,016 Sort of like we were meant to be together. 183 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,434 Uh, 184 00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:02,604 Yeah, Connie. Funny, isn't it? 185 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,738 Oh, would you look at this room? 186 00:11:12,030 --> 00:11:14,449 I've heard about places like this, but I never 187 00:11:14,532 --> 00:11:16,951 thought I'd actually be staying in one. 188 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,704 They even have a television set. 189 00:11:20,205 --> 00:11:22,040 Don't you have a TV at home? 190 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,875 Oh, we got a radio. 191 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:27,295 And I go to picture shows in Chattanooga on the weekends. 192 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,256 Here. Here. Here. 193 00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:36,387 Hey, Beaver, Mom and Dad don't want you to eat with your face in the plate. 194 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,599 But there's nobody here. 195 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:41,518 Well, I'm here. 196 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:45,480 I haven't seen a black-and-white set like this since I was a little girl. 197 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,817 I'm not gonna waste any manners on you. 198 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:52,570 Boy, you wouldn't get away with eating like that in high school. 199 00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:55,365 Connie, you said that 200 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:59,994 winning the pageant would be like a dream come true. 201 00:12:00,161 --> 00:12:02,038 Well, they make you learn etiquette. 202 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,374 What's that? 203 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,084 What kind of a dream? 204 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,336 That kind. 205 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,880 I didn't know they picked on you that much when you were in high school. 206 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,800 Well, yeah, they're real strict about that kind of stuff. 207 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:23,935 You wanna be the Beaver? 208 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,270 No. 209 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:28,148 I wanna be on television, or the movies. 210 00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,191 That's why I got into this in the first place. 211 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,318 To get enough money to go to Hollywood. 212 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,113 Hollywood is a long way from Buford City. 213 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:38,199 Don't get me wrong. I love my family. It's just... 214 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,785 My mama's 36 years old. She's got eight kids. 215 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,704 The youngest one's still in diapers. 216 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,539 The most excitin' thing in her life 217 00:12:44,622 --> 00:12:47,292 is getting the new Sears and Roebuck catalog. 218 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:50,461 I just don't want the same thing to happen to me. 219 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,755 Yeah, but why Hollywood? 220 00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:55,592 Oh, we did this play in school last year, Our Town. 221 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,093 I got the lead. 222 00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:00,096 And when I was on that stage, 223 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,998 I felt alive. 224 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:05,351 Like I had electricity shootin' all through my body. 225 00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:06,811 You ever felt that way? 226 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,813 Yeah, once or twice. 227 00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:11,149 But gettin' into show business isn't easy. 228 00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:13,568 Neither is watchin' the world pass you by. 229 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,195 I may not make it, 230 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,447 but there's gotta be somethin' more to life than 231 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,449 kids and catalogs. 232 00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:26,873 What do you think of him? 233 00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:29,250 - Who? - Clint Beaumont. 234 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,711 Oh, I... I don't know. 235 00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,214 He... he's okay, I guess. 236 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,551 Why? 237 00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:39,844 Uh, no reason. 238 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:42,764 Oh, will you unzip me? I wanna try on my formal. 239 00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:46,935 Sure. Yeah. 240 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,645 Sure. 241 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,648 I'm so excited. 242 00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:53,566 Okay. 243 00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:58,154 You know, zippers were a brilliant invention. 244 00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:00,990 Buttons were okay, but... 245 00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:04,452 All right. In the bathroom. 246 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,292 Al. 247 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,335 What? 248 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,838 I'll be back out in a... a couple of minutes. 249 00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:20,260 You know, you're really a prude. 250 00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:26,307 It's a good thing I'm not here to win this thing. She could be tough to beat. 251 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,935 Well, don't start writing her acceptance speech. 252 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,270 Connie's the reason I'm here? 253 00:14:30,353 --> 00:14:32,480 We don't have the details yet. 254 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:34,983 She's not gonna win, is she? 255 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,985 She's not gonna be around to win. 256 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,212 What do you mean? 257 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,781 Well, according to Ziggy, she doesn't even finish the contest. 258 00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:45,994 So there must be something terrible that happens between now and tomorrow night, 259 00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,871 because she disappears 260 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,999 and no one ever sees her again. 261 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,391 All right, girls, let's try it one more time. 262 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:11,102 Remember, now, lots of smiles, lots of energy, 263 00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:13,688 Music and step, 264 00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:15,398 step, step, 265 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,234 ball-change, good. 266 00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:21,612 That's it. Oh, now watch out for those parasols. 267 00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:24,824 That's it. Now like ladies. That's it. 268 00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:28,077 And shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. That's it. 269 00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:29,495 The parasols, now. 270 00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:32,832 Keep those parasols. Keep spinnin'. Keep spinnin'. 271 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,208 That's it. 272 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,754 And up and sway. 273 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:41,758 Keep swayin', girls. Keep swayin'. That's it. 274 00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,634 And number one, go! 275 00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:47,847 Hi! I'm Cheryl Lynn Birch, Miss Mason Dixon Line. 276 00:15:47,972 --> 00:15:50,808 My goals are to become a professional secretary 277 00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:52,810 and to have many children. 278 00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:55,021 Number two, go! 279 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:59,692 Hi, I'm Victoria Jenkins, Miss Confederacy! 280 00:15:59,817 --> 00:16:01,694 My goals include helpin' the needy 281 00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:04,113 and singin' in the church choir. 282 00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,367 Number three, go! 283 00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:10,745 Hi, I'm Miss Darlene Monty. 284 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,830 Uh, Miss Sugar Belle. 285 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,874 And my goals include... 286 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:20,004 My goals, they... they... 287 00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:22,256 Stop, stop! 288 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,801 Is there a problem, Miss Monty? 289 00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:29,351 No. I... I just can't get my parasol closed. 290 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,599 Seems to be workin' now. 291 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:33,643 I'll get it right the next time. 292 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,145 Well, there isn't any more time. 293 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,022 It's time for your pre-pageant interviews. 294 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:40,066 So everybody go on back to your rooms, 295 00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:42,485 I'll come and get you when it's your turn. 296 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:47,240 It's just... It-it jammed up on me and... 297 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,451 How did you ever get here? 298 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,542 Oh! 299 00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,377 Huh! 300 00:17:00,461 --> 00:17:01,629 You see that? 301 00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:05,049 Even as a hologram, I've got it! 302 00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,760 Don't tell me, let me guess. 303 00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:10,054 Scarlett O'Hara on steroids. 304 00:17:10,805 --> 00:17:12,849 It's not working, Al. I'm messin' everything up. 305 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:13,975 Ohh. 306 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,727 Don't worry about it. You'll do great tonight. 307 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,647 Yeah, I wouldn't bet on it. 308 00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,149 Guess we oughta go get changed. 309 00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:23,609 - Oh, I'll catch up with you later. - Where you goin'? 310 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,736 Oh, Clint wants to talk to me about takin' some pictures. 311 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,406 He says he knows some Hollywood people, movie producers, 312 00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:31,075 they're lookin' for some new talent and he thinks I might be perfect. 313 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,786 - When did this come up? - Oh, before rehearsal. 314 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,831 Darlene, this is just what I wanted. 315 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,583 Wish me luck. 316 00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:41,878 She's gonna need more than luck. 317 00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:43,546 What do you mean by that? 318 00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:47,967 Uh, I think you better sit down, Sam. 319 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,513 I think you better sit down, Sam. 320 00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:04,108 I think you better stand up, Sam. 321 00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:06,486 Come on Al, 322 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,655 just tell me why she doesn't finish the pageant. 323 00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:11,407 In about a month, 324 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,203 some photographs of Connie turn up on a calendar. 325 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,246 You know, the kind you see 326 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,624 in the better muffler shops across the country. 327 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,001 Oh, come on, Al. Connie's not the kind of girl 328 00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:24,003 who would pose for that kind of a picture. 329 00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:26,589 People do a lot of things when they're desperate. 330 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,718 Clint. 331 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,012 He takes the pictures, doesn't he? 332 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:34,388 Yeah. 333 00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,182 Yeah. And the poor kid, 334 00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:38,893 when she realized what he was gonna do with them, 335 00:18:38,976 --> 00:18:41,270 she got so ashamed she couldn't go home. 336 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,191 I gotta go find Myers. 337 00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:47,360 Why? What are you gonna tell her? 338 00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,946 You're gonna tell her that your holographic friend 339 00:18:50,071 --> 00:18:53,449 told you about some photographs that haven't even been taken yet? 340 00:18:55,076 --> 00:18:57,036 Okay. All right. 341 00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:59,789 I-I'm gonna stick with Connie until the pageant starts. 342 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,792 And then she'll still be here, and I'll be able to leap out. 343 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,670 Mmm-mmm, no, wait. Yeah, stick with Connie 344 00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:07,588 but, see, what you gotta realize 345 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,507 is that you used, I mean, 346 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:12,218 Darlene used the money that she won in this contest 347 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:13,553 to go to college. 348 00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:18,724 And she went on to become one of the first female cardiologists in this country. 349 00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:21,519 So you have to keep her chances alive 350 00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:23,312 so she can come in third. 351 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,817 She saved a lot of people's lives, Sam. 352 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,027 So you keep your eye on Connie, 353 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,154 but as far as you're concerned, 354 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,366 you're Miss Sugar Belle. 355 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:39,120 He's sure he can get me a meeting with his friends. 356 00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:42,164 The movie producers? 357 00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:45,793 They're not all producers. Some of 'em are writers and directors. 358 00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:47,795 Will you tie me up? 359 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,390 Tie you up? 360 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:55,511 Oh. Oh, your hair, huh. 361 00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:57,888 Yeah, I can do that. 362 00:19:58,139 --> 00:20:00,766 Clint says they're gonna be starting a new picture next month. 363 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,685 And he's sure once they see the pictures he's gonna take, 364 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,312 that they'll be interested. 365 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,106 How much do we really know about this Clint guy? 366 00:20:07,898 --> 00:20:08,983 What do you mean? 367 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,402 Well, I mean, isn't it kind of strange 368 00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:13,070 that he'd know all these big show biz types 369 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,822 and still be workin' here? 370 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,325 You think he's lyin'? 371 00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:20,286 I just think you should be careful. 372 00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:24,081 Darlene, Clint's just tryin' to help me, that's all. 373 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,334 Hmm, maybe he's tryin' to help himself. 374 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,086 - You're jealous. - Jealous? 375 00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:30,254 That's right. 376 00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:33,090 You can't stand the fact that he picked me and not you. 377 00:20:33,215 --> 00:20:35,426 - You know that isn't true. - Do I? 378 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,511 I should've known after what you did at the orientation. 379 00:20:37,595 --> 00:20:38,888 I explained that. 380 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,097 You're like the rest of 'em. 381 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:42,808 Believe me, Connie, I'm not. 382 00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:45,394 Look, I... I know how badly you wanna change your life, 383 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,854 but Clint is not the answer. 384 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,024 How do you know? Can you see the future? 385 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,610 Connie, I just... 386 00:20:52,693 --> 00:20:54,403 I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life 387 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,032 scratchin' in a piece of dirt and have 10 kids hangin' from my skirt. 388 00:20:58,115 --> 00:20:59,659 I can't! 389 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,037 Connie. 390 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,623 Connie, wait. 391 00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:08,751 Connie! 392 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,797 Well, just the person I was looking for. 393 00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:14,674 It's time for your pre-pageant interview. 394 00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,092 Right now? 395 00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:18,552 I mean, i-i-is it absolutely necessary? 396 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,762 Well, yes. 397 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,973 Unless you wanna throw away every chance you have of winnin'. 398 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:27,269 So, uh, what are your measurements? 399 00:21:29,814 --> 00:21:31,107 Why? 400 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,484 Beg your pardon? 401 00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:36,612 N-no offense, but, uh, 402 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,906 why do you wanna know what my measurements are? 403 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:43,577 Well, just because we, uh, we have to know, that's all. 404 00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:49,125 I don't see where the size of a person's body 405 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:51,460 has anything to do with who they are. 406 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,546 I don't either! 407 00:21:53,671 --> 00:21:55,589 - Thelma! - Well... 408 00:21:57,341 --> 00:21:58,676 Well, I don't! 409 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,594 Well, I, uh, 410 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:05,558 I suppose we can, uh, skip this for now and, uh, 411 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,811 if you'll just sign this, we'll move right on. 412 00:22:14,358 --> 00:22:15,443 What is this? 413 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,863 It's just a standard declaration of purity contract. 414 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,906 Purity? 415 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:23,242 It's nothing to get your back up about, Miss Monty. 416 00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:27,288 We just wanna verify the fact that you are still a virgin. 417 00:22:28,789 --> 00:22:30,207 Great. 418 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,627 Now the people that I know, 419 00:22:34,503 --> 00:22:37,757 they're lookin' for a particular kinda girl. 420 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,884 A special kinda look. 421 00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:42,928 Okay, just relax. 422 00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,181 Ready? 423 00:22:46,223 --> 00:22:47,558 Good. 424 00:22:48,058 --> 00:22:49,435 Let's see. 425 00:22:49,727 --> 00:22:51,312 Why don't we, uh, 426 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:53,731 just loosen this up, just a little bit. 427 00:22:53,814 --> 00:22:55,149 W-what are you doin'? 428 00:22:55,232 --> 00:22:57,026 Oh, relax. 429 00:22:57,401 --> 00:23:00,404 I was just tryin' to set the mood, that's all. 430 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,116 Uh, I don't know if I should be doin' this. 431 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,993 Then maybe you shouldn't. 432 00:23:06,577 --> 00:23:09,789 Connie, I'm gonna be very honest with you. 433 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:13,250 I think that you can go to the top. I really do. 434 00:23:13,751 --> 00:23:18,214 But you gotta give me somethin' in order to get there. 435 00:23:19,924 --> 00:23:22,384 - What? - You. 436 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,889 Now, you know what sells in Hollywood today? 437 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,432 Sex appeal. 438 00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:31,811 And honey, you got it. 439 00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:33,646 And it's up to me to get it on film. 440 00:23:33,771 --> 00:23:35,689 And when those movie people see pictures of you, 441 00:23:35,773 --> 00:23:39,944 they're gonna be stepping all over themselves to sign you up. 442 00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:44,448 But you're gonna have to help me out. 443 00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:47,243 Do you know what I mean? 444 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,416 You... you want me to take my clothes off, don't you? 445 00:23:56,794 --> 00:23:58,337 I want you 446 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:01,298 to do whatever you wanna do. 447 00:24:02,383 --> 00:24:04,343 But I gotta tell you, if you don't, 448 00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:07,263 there's a hundred other girls out there that will. 449 00:24:07,638 --> 00:24:10,140 So what's it gonna be? 450 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,726 Are you gonna go back to Buford City 451 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:16,063 And wonder "what if" for the rest of your life? 452 00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:18,983 Or do you wanna see the world? 453 00:24:25,155 --> 00:24:29,410 That's lovely. Don't be afraid. That's good. 454 00:24:32,288 --> 00:24:34,248 I knew you were the kinda girl 455 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,001 I was looking for when I first saw you. 456 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,964 You won't regret this. 457 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:45,926 Trust me. 458 00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:50,055 Relax now. 459 00:24:51,307 --> 00:24:54,184 I won't shoot anything that will embarrass you. 460 00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:57,688 That's lovely. 461 00:25:03,485 --> 00:25:05,362 I'm looking at a star. 462 00:25:06,822 --> 00:25:09,533 Give me a big smile. That's right. 463 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,619 Pearly whites. Lovely. 464 00:25:20,711 --> 00:25:22,087 What happened? 465 00:25:22,296 --> 00:25:24,506 Carmen Miranda have a garage sale? 466 00:25:25,299 --> 00:25:27,259 - Who? - Carmen Miranda. 467 00:25:27,343 --> 00:25:30,095 She put fruit on the map. Ah, it was before your time. 468 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:33,182 Al, give me a break, would you? T-this is my costume. 469 00:25:33,307 --> 00:25:36,769 Darlene must have sent it before she left home. 470 00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:54,161 Thank you. Monty. 471 00:25:54,411 --> 00:25:56,455 Darlene Monty, you're next. 472 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,377 I-I'm just gonna need a few more minutes. 473 00:26:03,712 --> 00:26:05,005 Next! 474 00:26:06,256 --> 00:26:09,301 Did you see this? Jerry Lee Lewis is gonna be here next week. 475 00:26:09,385 --> 00:26:11,220 So am I, if I don't find Connie. 476 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,098 Come on. You'll find her, but just remember... 477 00:26:14,223 --> 00:26:16,517 I know. I know. I gotta keep Darlene in the contest. 478 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,977 I know that. 479 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:29,488 Thank you. Thank you very much. 480 00:26:31,115 --> 00:26:32,825 Thank God it's just a rehearsal. 481 00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:35,369 But I never even heard of this song Cuando le gusta, Al. 482 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,287 That's okay. You learn... Did you learn the lyrics? 483 00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:38,362 Well... 484 00:26:38,405 --> 00:26:40,833 It's all right. I'll be there to help you through. 485 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,501 As always. 486 00:27:15,909 --> 00:27:17,494 Now a big smile. 487 00:27:17,619 --> 00:27:19,580 Thank you. Thank you. 488 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:25,127 That was the most humiliating experience of my life. 489 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:28,130 Well. I thought she should have at least let us finish. 490 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,563 We were doin'... We were doin' fine. 491 00:27:30,591 --> 00:27:31,800 - Finish? Finish? - Yeah. 492 00:27:31,925 --> 00:27:34,678 Al, we were finished before we even started. 493 00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:37,264 Now, I gotta find Connie or I'm never gonna leap. 494 00:27:37,347 --> 00:27:40,476 And if I don't leap, Darlene is never gonna finish third. 495 00:27:40,601 --> 00:27:42,019 All right, all right. 496 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:45,147 Ziggy says that Connie's in your room, 497 00:27:45,355 --> 00:27:49,151 So why don't you... you... Oooh. 498 00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,779 Why don't you, uh, go and make sure that 499 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,281 Connie isn't doing anything that she'll regret? 500 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,950 And I'll go downstairs, just in case 501 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,369 Clint is trying to take advantage of 502 00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:01,705 any other young, 503 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,792 beautiful, soft... 504 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,460 Going down? 505 00:28:22,518 --> 00:28:23,977 It's me! 506 00:28:27,356 --> 00:28:29,024 Thought I lost you. 507 00:28:32,528 --> 00:28:34,029 Connie, uh, 508 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:38,784 look, I... I know you were upset earlier 509 00:28:39,076 --> 00:28:40,744 and I'm sorry about that, 510 00:28:42,162 --> 00:28:43,747 but I just feel like, 511 00:28:44,414 --> 00:28:46,500 maybe we should talk about things. 512 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,087 Hey! 513 00:28:52,714 --> 00:28:54,883 Be careful, you're gonna shrivel up! 514 00:29:01,515 --> 00:29:03,100 Connie? 515 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,272 You okay? 516 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,619 How are you feeling? 517 00:29:22,911 --> 00:29:24,538 Stupid. 518 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:28,542 How long were you in there? 519 00:29:28,917 --> 00:29:32,462 I don't know. An hour, maybe more. 520 00:29:33,088 --> 00:29:35,007 Oh, I felt so dirty. 521 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:38,760 I thought I could wash it off, but I couldn't. 522 00:29:42,723 --> 00:29:45,100 - He didn't... - No. 523 00:29:46,059 --> 00:29:48,437 But it wasn't because he didn't try. 524 00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:52,608 I'm so stupid! 525 00:29:52,816 --> 00:29:54,568 It's not your fault. 526 00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:56,820 But you tried to warn me, and I didn't listen. 527 00:29:56,945 --> 00:29:59,198 I thought I could just do it and forget it. 528 00:29:59,489 --> 00:30:01,450 What am I gonna do, Darlene? 529 00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:05,621 Well, first off, we gotta get the film. 530 00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,165 Yeah. 531 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,125 Maybe I could talk to him 532 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,836 and ask him to give the pictures back. 533 00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:15,422 Tell him I changed my mind. 534 00:30:18,842 --> 00:30:21,845 He's not gonna use those pictures to help me, is he? 535 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,723 I gotta get out of here. Where's my case? 536 00:30:24,848 --> 00:30:26,016 I gotta get out of here. 537 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:28,560 Uh, Connie. Connie, just stop, stop. 538 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:34,316 Now, listen, you can't run away from your mistakes. 539 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,153 Trust me, I know. 540 00:30:38,862 --> 00:30:41,365 I'll get the pictures back. But you have to promise 541 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:43,617 you'll stay and finish the pageant. 542 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,953 Why are you doin' this? 543 00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:50,249 Why do you care? 544 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:53,543 Hey! 545 00:30:58,298 --> 00:31:01,468 We... we farm girls, we gotta stick together, right? 546 00:31:02,678 --> 00:31:03,971 Right. 547 00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:07,307 It's... it's okay, it's okay. It's all right. 548 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:08,642 Who is it? 549 00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:10,310 It's Peg Myers. 550 00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,277 Hi. 551 00:31:19,486 --> 00:31:21,113 Is everything all right? 552 00:31:21,238 --> 00:31:23,490 We missed you at the talent rehearsal, Miss Duncan. 553 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:24,908 Well, I was, uh... 554 00:31:24,992 --> 00:31:26,410 She's not really feeling very well. 555 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,912 You know, I think it might be a better idea if she would just 556 00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:31,623 stay here and rest until the pageant starts. 557 00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,920 All right, if you think that's best. 558 00:31:37,421 --> 00:31:41,091 But I'll expect to see you in 10 minutes for photos down by the pool. 559 00:31:41,216 --> 00:31:43,468 - Okay. - In your bathing suit. 560 00:31:48,974 --> 00:31:50,350 Bathing suit! 561 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:08,243 Nice suit. 562 00:32:08,368 --> 00:32:10,579 Come with a bucket and shovel? 563 00:32:10,746 --> 00:32:12,873 They're all yours, Mr. Beaumont. 564 00:32:13,206 --> 00:32:16,960 All right, ladies, let's take some pictures. 565 00:32:25,886 --> 00:32:27,512 That's good. 566 00:32:36,229 --> 00:32:37,981 Okay, ladies, why don't you all relax? 567 00:32:38,106 --> 00:32:40,150 We'll get individual shots. 568 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:57,209 Pretty as a picture. 569 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:59,419 Why don't we take some? 570 00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:03,090 I think maybe you should start with somebody else. 571 00:33:03,465 --> 00:33:05,842 Don't worry, I won't bite. 572 00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:10,222 Just be yourself. It's all right. 573 00:33:10,347 --> 00:33:12,140 Stand right over there. 574 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:15,852 Good. 575 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,646 Ready? 576 00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:23,443 Sweetheart, I can't get a good shot 577 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,404 unless you cooperate. 578 00:33:25,529 --> 00:33:28,323 I guess some people are easier to control than others. 579 00:33:28,949 --> 00:33:31,201 Well, I usually get what I want. 580 00:33:31,326 --> 00:33:33,870 Especially if the girl is desperate enough. 581 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,706 What kind of lies did you tell her? 582 00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:38,166 Well, why don't you ask her? 583 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,252 You know, you can't use people and expect to get away with it. 584 00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:41,503 Who's gonna stop me? 585 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,713 - You're lookin' at him. - Him? 586 00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:46,967 Sweetheart, you're more confused than I thought. 587 00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:50,554 Besides, I've already gotten away. 588 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:53,014 Maybe not. 589 00:33:53,223 --> 00:33:55,058 Give me the bag. 590 00:33:55,976 --> 00:33:58,395 - What's goin' on here? - Ask him. 591 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,105 She's lost her mind. 592 00:34:00,188 --> 00:34:01,565 Give him the bag, Darlene. 593 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:04,484 Ask him about the private photo sessions in his room. 594 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,112 Uh, I have no idea what she's talking about. 595 00:34:07,154 --> 00:34:08,989 Just please take a look at the film. 596 00:34:09,072 --> 00:34:11,575 This is insane. You're not gonna believe her. 597 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:14,161 I don't care if you believe me or not, just look at the film. 598 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,997 It's your job to protect the contestants, isn't it? 599 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,208 Give me the bag. 600 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,793 What the hell are you doing? 601 00:34:21,918 --> 00:34:25,338 Would you wait for me in the pageant hall, Mr. Beaumont? 602 00:34:26,882 --> 00:34:28,341 Please? 603 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:35,432 I'm sorry. I feel really bad 604 00:34:35,515 --> 00:34:37,267 about putting you in the middle of all this. 605 00:34:38,435 --> 00:34:41,813 Not as bad as the person on this film is gonna feel. 606 00:34:42,355 --> 00:34:43,857 What do you mean? 607 00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:46,485 Well, if what you say is true, the person in these pictures 608 00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:49,237 will have to be disqualified from the pageant. 609 00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:58,663 At least stick around until the pageant's over. 610 00:34:58,747 --> 00:34:59,915 It's already over. 611 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,374 Look, we can try and get the pictures. 612 00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:03,084 Myers wouldn't use them against you. 613 00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:04,753 Darlene, I've ruined things for myself! 614 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,755 I'm not about to let you see you hurt your chances to win. 615 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,381 Look, Connie. 616 00:35:08,465 --> 00:35:10,300 - Look, at least... - Hey! 617 00:35:12,552 --> 00:35:14,638 One good thing will come out of this. 618 00:35:16,473 --> 00:35:19,017 Clint Beaumont won't be around 619 00:35:19,601 --> 00:35:24,105 to ruin any more chances for any dumb country girls 620 00:35:24,272 --> 00:35:26,441 too blind to see the real truth. 621 00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:29,319 I wouldn't be too sure about that. 622 00:35:31,279 --> 00:35:34,449 Put your hand up on there. Yeah. There you go. 623 00:35:35,492 --> 00:35:36,993 Don't go anywhere. 624 00:35:37,118 --> 00:35:38,495 My bus leaves in 10 minutes. 625 00:35:38,578 --> 00:35:39,704 So you'll get the next one. 626 00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:41,790 - But what... - Give me 10 more minutes. 627 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:44,960 All right. 628 00:35:46,294 --> 00:35:47,754 Stay with her, Al. 629 00:35:47,837 --> 00:35:50,549 Like white on rice, little darlin'. 630 00:35:51,299 --> 00:35:53,885 Why did you kick Connie out and let Beaumont stay? 631 00:35:54,010 --> 00:35:56,638 Mr. Beaumont has been with this pageant for 12 years. 632 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,390 He used her! 633 00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:01,309 She didn't have to let him photograph her naked. 634 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,978 What? 635 00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:04,688 Well, she obviously went along with it. 636 00:36:04,813 --> 00:36:06,815 She made a mistake. You sometimes do that at 19. 637 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,233 And you're avoiding my question. 638 00:36:08,358 --> 00:36:09,609 Why is Beaumont still here? 639 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,904 I'm not about to change photographers on the night of the pageant. 640 00:36:12,988 --> 00:36:14,322 You're ruining Connie's life. 641 00:36:14,447 --> 00:36:16,074 Oh, don't be so melodramatic. 642 00:36:16,157 --> 00:36:17,367 Her life isn't ruined. 643 00:36:17,492 --> 00:36:19,995 What would have happened to you if you'd been kicked out of a pageant? 644 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:26,459 My God! 645 00:36:28,003 --> 00:36:30,714 You posed nude for him when you were a contestant, didn't you? 646 00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,007 Don't be absurd. 647 00:36:32,132 --> 00:36:35,176 How could you let him do that to other girls after being through it yourself? 648 00:36:35,302 --> 00:36:37,470 Or was posing naked your idea? 649 00:36:37,637 --> 00:36:39,097 No. 650 00:36:41,224 --> 00:36:42,809 No. 651 00:36:44,894 --> 00:36:47,022 It just happened. 652 00:36:51,318 --> 00:36:53,236 First it was, uh: 653 00:36:53,903 --> 00:36:55,989 "Let me see some shoulder." 654 00:36:57,032 --> 00:37:00,785 And then, "Drop that strap down a little lower, it's in my shot." 655 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:06,458 And then it was, "You're so beautiful. 656 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,377 "Don't be afraid. Just relax. 657 00:37:10,045 --> 00:37:13,381 "I won't shoot anything that will embarrass you." 658 00:37:16,926 --> 00:37:21,556 And then before you realize it, you're naked 659 00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,687 and it's all too late. 660 00:37:31,399 --> 00:37:34,694 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about what happened. 661 00:37:34,811 --> 00:37:37,739 That's because those pictures would be worth a hell of a lot more if she'd won. 662 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:41,242 It doesn't matter. At least you won't have my pictures anymore. 663 00:37:44,371 --> 00:37:45,789 You don't have 'em. 664 00:37:45,914 --> 00:37:47,999 Okay. I don't have 'em. 665 00:37:48,124 --> 00:37:49,334 You dog! 666 00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:51,252 She wouldn't give it back to you. 667 00:37:51,461 --> 00:37:54,089 She would, and she did. 668 00:37:54,214 --> 00:37:56,341 Well, I don't believe you. 669 00:37:57,133 --> 00:38:00,679 Well, I'll send you a copy of the calendar, in a month or two. 670 00:38:01,096 --> 00:38:02,931 Mr. Beaumont! 671 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:08,269 I'd do anything to get those pictures back. 672 00:38:08,353 --> 00:38:09,854 Oh, no, no, no, no! 673 00:38:09,938 --> 00:38:12,273 Well, why don't we talk about this over a drink, 674 00:38:12,357 --> 00:38:14,526 - No, no, no. - ...in my room? 675 00:38:15,235 --> 00:38:18,071 Sam, Clint is taking Connie to his room. 676 00:38:18,154 --> 00:38:20,156 The scuzz wants to make a trade for the film. 677 00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:21,950 - Trade? - Trade? 678 00:38:22,075 --> 00:38:24,160 Yeah, trade. You know, "trade"? Trade, trade. 679 00:38:24,285 --> 00:38:26,579 Room 318. Hurry up. 680 00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:34,170 Just hang in there, Connie, the cavalry's coming. 681 00:38:35,088 --> 00:38:36,423 Clint! 682 00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:38,842 Not you again. 683 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,343 Leave her alone. 684 00:38:40,427 --> 00:38:44,180 Who the hell do you think you are, her guardian angel? 685 00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:46,182 - I guess so. - Ow! 686 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,809 I'm sorry, was that your foot? 687 00:38:49,185 --> 00:38:50,645 I'm sorry. 688 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:52,480 You okay? 689 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,399 Yeah. Where did you learn to hit? 690 00:38:54,524 --> 00:38:57,902 Um, the 4-H Club. 691 00:38:59,279 --> 00:39:01,856 - Oh, Sam, get the film. - Oh. 692 00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,284 Where's the film? 693 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:06,202 Film? What film? 694 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,079 The film. 695 00:39:08,204 --> 00:39:10,415 I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. I'm sorry. 696 00:39:10,498 --> 00:39:11,958 What are you doing? 697 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:13,668 - Ow! - Oh, watch your head. 698 00:39:13,793 --> 00:39:15,044 Ow! 699 00:39:15,336 --> 00:39:16,703 What are you doing? 700 00:39:17,172 --> 00:39:18,548 You're nuts! 701 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,134 Uh-huh. Where's the film? 702 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,136 It's under the mattress. 703 00:39:23,219 --> 00:39:24,929 Look under the mattress. 704 00:39:25,013 --> 00:39:28,266 Let me in, crazy girl, let me in. You're gonna kill me. 705 00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:30,101 I got it. 706 00:39:30,185 --> 00:39:31,269 Ah! 707 00:39:31,394 --> 00:39:33,855 Oh, watch your head. There you go. There you go. 708 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,398 Oh. 709 00:39:35,565 --> 00:39:36,941 Uh, 710 00:39:38,651 --> 00:39:40,278 here you go. 711 00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:47,076 Well, there's always next year. 712 00:39:47,202 --> 00:39:48,953 Not for you. 713 00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:54,042 I'm gonna see that you never do another beauty pageant. 714 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:55,919 You got too much to lose. 715 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:58,296 I've already lost. 716 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:02,967 At least I can make sure no other young girl makes the same mistake. 717 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,221 You're all right. Peg, you're all right. 718 00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:10,225 Now, you two girls better go get changed, 719 00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:13,311 you have a beauty pageant to finish. 720 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:22,111 I can't believe this, Al. Why am I still here? 721 00:40:22,237 --> 00:40:25,156 Relax. Uh, I just had a look at the judges' scorecards. 722 00:40:25,281 --> 00:40:27,367 And you're hanging on to a solid fourth. 723 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:28,785 - Fourth? - Yes. 724 00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:30,578 I'm supposed to finish third, aren't I? 725 00:40:30,703 --> 00:40:32,288 Yes, third. I know, but look at it this way, 726 00:40:32,413 --> 00:40:36,042 you haven't even started the talent contest yet, and... 727 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:39,045 Okay, we're in a little bit of trouble. 728 00:40:39,963 --> 00:40:42,966 What we have to do is figure out something else for you to do. 729 00:40:43,216 --> 00:40:44,342 Like what? 730 00:40:44,467 --> 00:40:45,677 I don't know. 731 00:40:45,802 --> 00:40:47,428 I don't know. But whatever it is, 732 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:50,682 you gotta go out there and set the place on fire. 733 00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:07,532 This isn't on the program. 734 00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,576 What the heck is she doin' up there? 735 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,244 Lighten up, Arlen. 736 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:14,455 It's rock 'n' roll, and I like it! 737 00:42:44,879 --> 00:42:46,881 That was third place. 738 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:50,009 Finishing third, second runner-up 739 00:42:50,843 --> 00:42:53,972 With a scholarship of $500, 740 00:42:54,681 --> 00:42:57,016 ...Cheryl Lynn Birch. 741 00:43:02,397 --> 00:43:05,900 I blew it, Al. Darlene's never going to become a doctor. 742 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,987 Hey, Sam, you did the best you could. 743 00:43:10,863 --> 00:43:12,740 The first runner-up 744 00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:15,868 with a $1,000 scholarship, 745 00:43:16,953 --> 00:43:19,414 ...Vicky Jenkins. 746 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,836 What happens to Connie? 747 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:28,131 Uh, she's fine. She goes home. 748 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:30,216 Uh, she starts a little community theater 749 00:43:30,299 --> 00:43:32,093 and she leads a good life. 750 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:35,513 This is the moment we've all been waiting for. 751 00:43:36,472 --> 00:43:40,852 The winner of a $2,000 scholarship 752 00:43:40,977 --> 00:43:44,689 and the new Miss Deep South: 753 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,900 Darlene Monty! 754 00:43:50,403 --> 00:43:52,030 You did it, you won! 755 00:43:52,113 --> 00:43:54,323 Darlene's gonna be a doctor! 756 00:44:10,965 --> 00:44:12,592 Ladies and gentlemen, 757 00:44:12,633 --> 00:44:15,845 I'm proud to present your new queen, 758 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:21,976 1959's Miss Deep South. 759 00:45:00,264 --> 00:45:02,934 How does it feel to be Miss Deep South? 760 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,062 Are you okay? 761 00:45:07,730 --> 00:45:10,399 I just wish Katey could be here to see this. 762 00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:12,527 Oh, Sam. 763 00:45:44,021 --> 00:45:46,065 Frank, no!