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<i>It all started when a time travel
experiment I was conducting...</i>

2
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<i>went... a little caca.</i>

3
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<i>In the blink of a cosmic clock,
I went from quantum physicist...</i>

4
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<i>To air force test pilot,</i>

5
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<i>which could have been fun
if I knew how to fly.</i>

6
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<i>Fortunately, I had help...
an observer from the project named Al.</i>

7
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<i>Unfortunately, Al's a hologram,
so all he can lend is moral support.</i>

8
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<i>Anyway, here I am,
bouncing around in time,</i>

9
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<i>putting things right
that once went wrong...</i>

10
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<i>a sort of time-traveling Lone Ranger
with Al as my Tonto,</i>

11
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<i>and I don't even need a mask.</i>

12
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Oh, boy.

13
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<i>This quantum leaping through time
is a lot like going on a blind date.</i>

14
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<i>You never know who
you'll end up with.</i>

15
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<i>Fortunately, I have Al
as my chaperone...</i>

16
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<i>to help me figure out what time I'm in
and when it's time to go.</i>

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<i>Thanks, Frankie.
You was terrific.</i>

18
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If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

19
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As Al would say, timing is everything.

20
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What did she call me?
Terrific.

21
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No, dummy.
Frankie was terrific.

22
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That's it... Frankie.
She called me Frankie.

23
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Frankie what?

24
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Frankie who?

25
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Frankie. Wow.

26
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Whatever I was here to improve,
it wasn't Frankie's looks.

27
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Aha! So that's what you're
supposed to look like in a tux.

28
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Eat your heart out, Al.

29
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Okay, you got a job to do,
so whatever it is...

30
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Let's get to it, killer.

31
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Mama, how you like Angela's hair?

32
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Dibs on winners.

33
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Oh, hey, Teresa, I don't know.

34
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What, afraid I'm gonna
beat your pants off?

35
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You can beat my pants off
any time you like, Teresa.

36
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You should be so lucky, Segundo.

37
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Ain't that calamari tasty, Nonna?

38
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Tastes like a rubber.

39
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Scusa.

40
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Give me that.

41
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Who's playing with smooth balls?

42
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Your point, Tony.

43
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Sorry, Gino.

44
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We could've worked this out
for ourselves, Teresa.

45
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How? It's Tony's point, but no one's
gonna say so 'cause they're afraid of you.

46
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If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

47
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Come on.

48
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Buon giorno.

49
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I thought when you showed up
at my daughter's wedding,

50
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you want to be friends again.

51
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I'm here because Angela
asked me to be her beautician.

52
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Now I think you come
to embarrass me.

53
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You're the godfather, Gino.
You don't need to cheat at "bocci".

54
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That's what I like about you.

55
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You talk to me like
I'm some ordinary "gibbone".

56
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Why don't you meet me
at our old place tonight?

57
00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:05,400
No.
Ah, come on.

58
00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:08,405
I'll talk dirty to you.
We'll have a good time.

59
00:06:13,712 --> 00:06:16,146
You got somebody, don't you?

60
00:06:16,214 --> 00:06:20,048
Yeah. I got a guy who wants to
commit suicide. Who could I have?

61
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Everybody in Brooklyn knows you'll hit
any man over 14 who says hello to me.

62
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Why don't I believe you?
Why start now?

63
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You didn't believe me when I said we
were through either. We're not through.

64
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Not until I say so.
Capisce?

65
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You're a piece of work, Teresa.

66
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A real piece of work.

67
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Oh, boy. I'm supposed
to speak Italian.

68
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Bingo?

69
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Hey, Frankie, Papa wants you to meet
our cousins from Philadelphia.

70
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They're all doctors.
And Primo wants you to sing.

71
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Si...
Sing?

72
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Yeah, sing.
Hey, che cosa, Nonna?

73
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Don't you "che cosa" me, Segundo.

74
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That's the only thing you know
in Italian.

75
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Why you don't speak-a good
like your brother Francesco?

76
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I let my lips do the talking, Nonna.

77
00:08:02,521 --> 00:08:05,456
Let's go. Hurry up. Come on.
Primo's waiting. Everybody's waiting.

78
00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:10,154
Hey, everybody! My brother Frankie
gonna sing at my wedding!

79
00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:18,427
So, what do you want him to sing,
babe? You name it, you got it.

80
00:08:18,503 --> 00:08:20,437
Right, Frankie?
Uh-huh.

81
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"Volare. " Please, Frankie.
You sing "Volare" better than Modugno.

82
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Oh, I don't know about that.
Oh, "Volare."

83
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Come on, baby!

84
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Al.

85
00:08:42,861 --> 00:08:45,523
Just sing the song.
We'll go somewhere private.

86
00:08:45,597 --> 00:08:48,532
Then these people won't see you
talking to yourself like a lunatic.

87
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Sing?
Make a noise with your voice.

88
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- I can sing?
- Trust me.

89
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- I don't know the words.
- "volare"

90
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- <i>volare</i>
- "Oh, oh."

91
00:09:04,883 --> 00:09:08,011
<i>Oh, oh</i>

92
00:09:08,086 --> 00:09:10,520
Cantare, oh, oh, oh, oh.

93
00:09:10,589 --> 00:09:13,854
<i>Cantare, oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

94
00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,586
"Nel blu dipinto di blu."

95
00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,185
<i>In the blue painted blue</i>

96
00:09:18,263 --> 00:09:21,596
“Happy to be up there.”

97
00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:25,568
"And I flew, I flew
happy higher."

98
00:09:25,637 --> 00:09:29,733
"Of the sun and even higher".

99
00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:38,939
"Sweet music was playing
just for me."

100
00:09:39,017 --> 00:09:42,282
<i>Sweet music... for me</i>

101
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- "fly" again.
- <i>fly</i>

102
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<i>Oh, oh</i>

103
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I got it.

104
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<i>Sing</i>

105
00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:58,067
<i>Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh</i>

106
00:09:59,671 --> 00:10:03,107
<i>In the blue, painted blue</i>

107
00:10:03,174 --> 00:10:05,574
<i>Happy to be up there</i>

108
00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:09,102
<i>fly</i>

109
00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:13,378
<i>Oh, wo-oh-oh-oh, yeah</i>

110
00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:16,249
<i>Sing</i>

111
00:10:16,321 --> 00:10:19,882
<i>Wo-oh-oh-oh</i>

112
00:10:21,126 --> 00:10:24,289
<i>Your love has given me wings</i>

113
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:27,388
Teresa gave me the slip
for 20 minutes.

114
00:10:27,465 --> 00:10:32,334
<i>Vooooo...</i>

115
00:10:32,404 --> 00:10:35,430
One, two, one, two, three!

116
00:10:35,507 --> 00:10:39,136
See what happens when a
puttana like Teresa walks out on you?

117
00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,144
You lose respect.

118
00:10:41,212 --> 00:10:45,308
And when you lose respect,
you lose fear.

119
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,443
That's not true, Don Gino.
Now he tells me I'm wrong.

120
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:53,457
<i>Vo-o-o-olare</i>

121
00:10:53,525 --> 00:10:56,858
- You want me to put Frankie on it?
- No, no. I can handle this, Don Gino.

122
00:10:56,928 --> 00:11:00,557
I swear it. Whoever she's with
is dead meat.

123
00:11:00,632 --> 00:11:04,830
I don't want him dead meat.
I want him singing soprano.

124
00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,877
Why do you have to know exactly where?

125
00:11:17,949 --> 00:11:20,042
I don't have to know, pal.

126
00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:22,780
But Ziggy has to know
if you want us to retrieve you.

127
00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:25,186
You're gonna try again? When?

128
00:11:25,256 --> 00:11:28,191
As soon as Ziggy has
the data that he needs.

129
00:11:28,259 --> 00:11:30,819
And I hope it happens
before I melt.

130
00:11:30,895 --> 00:11:35,195
Exactly where did you find yourself
when you popped into '65?

131
00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:38,463
Sixty-five? This is 1965?

132
00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:43,166
Sixty-five!
L. BJ.'s president. Vietnam.

133
00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:46,039
Don't remind me.
But think of the bright side!

134
00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:48,875
Sandy Koufax pitches
a perfect game.

135
00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:55,777
I'm 10, in the fourth grade.

136
00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:59,348
Marcia Green
sits right in front of me.

137
00:11:59,424 --> 00:12:02,416
And you used to dip her pigtails
into the inkwells.

138
00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:05,054
We didn't have inkwells.
Oh, we did.

139
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,496
I used to dip
Hanna Gretz's pigtails.

140
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:11,695
That was until I discovered it was a lot
more fun to take Hanna into the cloakroom.

141
00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:15,763
In the fourth grade?
I was... socially advanced.

142
00:12:17,308 --> 00:12:19,868
I'm so hot.

143
00:12:19,944 --> 00:12:25,883
Sam, I'm sweating off pounds here
I can't afford to lose.

144
00:12:27,952 --> 00:12:31,388
Now, where did you pop in?

145
00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:39,628
Hmm. Was it here?

146
00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:42,894
Hmm. What were you doing, Sam?

147
00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:46,266
Why are you so hot?
It's cold in here.

148
00:12:46,337 --> 00:12:48,271
I'm a hologram, remember?

149
00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:51,103
In an imaging chamber
a couple of decades ahead of here.

150
00:12:51,176 --> 00:12:54,236
The imaging chamber
is air conditioned. Isn't it?

151
00:12:54,312 --> 00:12:55,973
Well, not anymore.

152
00:12:56,047 --> 00:13:00,245
Ziggy has shut down
all non-vital electrical systems.

153
00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:04,652
And since he's a computer,
that means no human comforts...

154
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:09,091
no air conditioning, no TV,
no microwaved taco chips and cheese.

155
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:09,742
Why?

156
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:12,823
Because his ego is bigger
than his memory banks.

157
00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:16,264
Ziggy refuses to accept responsibility...

158
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,928
for not being able to get you back.

159
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:23,770
Sam, it looks like you popped in
just a tad late, huh?

160
00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:26,606
Sort of. How'd you know?

161
00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:30,136
Well, Frankie's condition when
he appeared in the waiting room...

162
00:13:30,215 --> 00:13:32,683
left very little to the imagination.

163
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,684
Who's Frankie?

164
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,982
Frankie...
he's a... he's a hit man.

165
00:13:37,055 --> 00:13:40,115
A what?

166
00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:42,591
A hit man. You know,
bang-a, bang-a, bang-a.

167
00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:48,189
Hey, I didn't say you were a hit man.

168
00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:50,700
It doesn't make me feel any better.

169
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:54,128
Who's the girl?

170
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,366
Girl? What girl?

171
00:13:58,109 --> 00:13:59,804
The girl.

172
00:13:59,878 --> 00:14:03,678
Oh. Oh, no data. Uh, could have been
any one of a dozen.

173
00:14:03,748 --> 00:14:07,309
Now, Frankie, he's a very
good-lookin' stud, as you know.

174
00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:10,286
Take it from someone who knows.
When you're a good-lookin'stud...

175
00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:13,381
Al. Al. Al! You're gonna have a lot
of girls eating right out of...

176
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,723
What? I'm in trouble here. I'm a Mafia hit man.

177
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:19,627
- No, you're not. Frankie is.
- You know what I mean.

178
00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:24,333
What, uh...

179
00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:27,337
What am I here to do?

180
00:14:27,405 --> 00:14:30,772
Well, I don't know.
We only did a top line on Frankie.

181
00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:33,902
We didn't have any time
for in-depth research.

182
00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:37,209
Uh, it's on Ziggy's
nonessential electrical use list.

183
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:39,216
Nonessential?

184
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:43,482
Look, God or time or whoever the hell it is
leaping me around from one year to another...

185
00:14:43,555 --> 00:14:47,166
is gonna do it again as soon as I change
whatever happened in Frankie's life in '65,

186
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,356
or someone around him, right?

187
00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:51,259
- Correct.
- Wouldn't it be nice to know what that is?

188
00:14:51,329 --> 00:14:53,695
Not necessarily.

189
00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:56,666
Because Ziggy is 97.3% sure...

190
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:59,225
that he can leap you back
if both of us...

191
00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:01,864
pay attention to his instructions
down to the decimal point.

192
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:05,239
What instructions?
Well, you're supposed to do...

193
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:09,679
whatever Frankie would do
until we receive further instructions.

194
00:15:09,747 --> 00:15:13,478
Uh, oh, by the way,
this, I think, is yours.

195
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:29,092
What if I'm supposed to use this?

196
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,795
Make sure you take the safety off.

197
00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:36,101
That's not funny, Al.

198
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,609
Al?

199
00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,580
Okay, come on.

200
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:54,489
I don't understand you.
Who, me?

201
00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:58,757
You just got married yesterday.
Yeah. So?

202
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,321
Didn't Angela want a honeymoon?

203
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:05,028
Let me tell you something.
I gave her her honeymoon last night.

204
00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:12,003
You're sick.
I am? Hey, I look sick?

205
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:14,636
You're hung-over.

206
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,545
Don't you love her?
Who?

207
00:16:17,615 --> 00:16:19,549
Angela.

208
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:23,212
Oh. Well, yeah, I like her.

209
00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:27,190
If you only like her,
why did you marry her?

210
00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:30,284
Because you told me
it'd be a good thing to do.

211
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,330
Oh.

212
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:36,765
Hey, hey, hey! You animal!
Get outta the street!

213
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,826
Up yours.! Hey, don't
you remember you and Pop said...

214
00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:41,997
that if Primo
was the don's son-in-law,

215
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:44,200
we could move on the Carlucci's,
no problem?

216
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:47,403
Yeah.
Huh? What, did you change your mind?

217
00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:52,412
Well, I... I...

218
00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:53,780
Hello!

219
00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:59,990
You know, I could use a haircut.
Maybe she's got an opening.

220
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:03,516
What, you're gonna get
your hair cut from Teresa?

221
00:17:03,594 --> 00:17:07,462
Teresa. Yeah.

222
00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:12,462
<i>I had the sudden feeling that in '65...</i>

223
00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:15,028
<i>men weren't having
their hair styled by women.</i>

224
00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,802
<i>At least not in South Brooklyn.</i>

225
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,274
<i>Maybe I'm here to start
the unisex revolution.</i>

226
00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:22,342
Can I get a trim?

227
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:27,010
If you have the time,
uh, a little bit off the ears.

228
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:32,654
This is nice.
It's round and full.

229
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,919
Kind of "beehivey."

230
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:45,435
Want to give me
a shampoo first?

231
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,544
Hello.

232
00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:57,412
Hey.

233
00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:09,612
Thank you.

234
00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:13,353
Frankie, what are you trying to
do, get us killed or something?

235
00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:18,801
Trust me, in a year, men everywhere
will be getting their hair styled in salons.

236
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:23,170
Your father may have saved his life,
and Primo may be his son-in-law,

237
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:26,142
but if Gino finds out about us,
you'll be feeding the fishes...

238
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,144
and I'll be wearing
concrete undies.

239
00:18:28,212 --> 00:18:30,271
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

240
00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:33,840
Gino? Like in Don Gino?

241
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,580
Come on, Frankie, be serious.

242
00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:40,954
Look, I wanna be able to lead a normal life
with you too, but this is stupido.

243
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:43,687
I can see that.
Then why did you do it?

244
00:18:43,761 --> 00:18:48,198
Well, I... I saw you in the window,
and it seemed like a good idea.

245
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:52,396
You mean you got the hots for me
so bad, you don't care?

246
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:56,803
Well, uh...
Oh, oh, Frankie.

247
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,707
I feel the same way.

248
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:04,646
I got the hots for you the...
the minute I laid my eyes on you.

249
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:08,378
You were standing outside
Luigi's Fish Market...

250
00:19:08,453 --> 00:19:11,354
with that big '45 in your hand,

251
00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:15,051
blowing holes
in the Giacanni brothers.

252
00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:19,893
And when you noticed that I was hiding
behind the salted cod and winked,

253
00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:22,899
ah, I knew it was kismet.

254
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,731
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

255
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:50,389
My condolences on the loss
of your eldest son, paisan.

256
00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:54,324
But, Gino, this is my idea.

257
00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:57,595
Well, you know how women,
they talk in the beauty parlors.

258
00:19:57,668 --> 00:20:02,332
I mean, they say things to each other that they
wouldn't tell their priest on their deathbed.

259
00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:06,502
I figure, well, Frankie goes in there,
maybe gets a haircut from Teresa.

260
00:20:06,577 --> 00:20:11,378
She may for one split second forget
that he's a man, and let something slip.

261
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:16,109
You live long enough,
you see everything.

262
00:20:16,187 --> 00:20:20,351
Even your most trusted paisan
trying to slip you the salami. No.

263
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:22,858
No?

264
00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:26,385
You think for one moment
that if Frankie was boffin' Teresa...

265
00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:29,160
that he would be sitting
in that chair in that window?

266
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:34,000
Gino, I swear
on my firstborn grandchild...

267
00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:37,438
Angela told you?

268
00:20:40,611 --> 00:20:44,172
Frankie is not the one
you want singing soprano.

269
00:20:45,883 --> 00:20:50,013
Swearing on Primo and Angela's
firstborn touches me, Tony.

270
00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:52,954
It's very Sicilian. I like that.

271
00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:55,925
So, I'm gonna give Frankie a chance.

272
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,295
Mille grazie, Godfather.

273
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:07,531
I'm gonna ask him why he's getting his
hair cut in a woman's beauty parlor.

274
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:11,507
And he better tell me
it was your idea.

275
00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:16,571
Now who's stupido?

276
00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:18,979
And don't talk with your hands.

277
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:28,947
Woops. Sorry.

278
00:21:31,696 --> 00:21:33,926
Gino! What a surprise.

279
00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:37,229
This is a surprise.

280
00:21:37,301 --> 00:21:39,462
It does seem to attract attention.

281
00:21:39,537 --> 00:21:41,437
Give me a razor, Teresa.

282
00:21:41,505 --> 00:21:44,167
A razor?

283
00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:52,349
You know, the haircut
looks great, Teresa. I...

284
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:55,283
You haven't had your shave yet.

285
00:21:57,088 --> 00:22:00,182
Actually, I shaved this morning.

286
00:22:00,257 --> 00:22:02,657
Always shave in the morning.

287
00:22:02,727 --> 00:22:05,560
It's kind of a habit, I guess.

288
00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,757
You got 5:00 shadow.

289
00:22:07,832 --> 00:22:10,801
Women don't like men
with 5:00 shadow.

290
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:12,836
Well, th-that depends.

291
00:22:12,903 --> 00:22:14,837
On what?

292
00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:16,839
The date?

293
00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:21,810
How about November the 9th, 1965?

294
00:22:23,114 --> 00:22:25,275
Well, see, you got me.

295
00:22:25,349 --> 00:22:28,910
5:00 shadow, uh...
wasn't big in '65.

296
00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:33,184
I meant a straight razor, Teresa.

297
00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:35,885
This ain't a barbershop, Gino.

298
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,928
Go tease some hair.

299
00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,800
Frankie.
Uh-huh.

300
00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:46,496
I'm gonna ask you a question.

301
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:50,836
If you answer correctly, all that
happens is you get a good shave.

302
00:22:50,908 --> 00:22:54,173
Why do I feel like
I better answer it correctly?

303
00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:58,545
'Cause if you don't, I'm gonna slice
your throat and cut off your naso.

304
00:22:58,616 --> 00:23:01,050
I was afraid of that.

305
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:03,609
You ready?

306
00:23:03,688 --> 00:23:05,622
No.

307
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:08,181
I'm gonna ask anyway.

308
00:23:17,101 --> 00:23:20,093
<i>Oh, God, he's asking me in Italian.</i>

309
00:23:35,753 --> 00:23:39,519
<i>Teresa? He wants to know if she's giving
Frankie more than a shampoo and a trim.</i>

310
00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:41,251
<i>What would Frankie say?</i>

311
00:23:41,325 --> 00:23:44,260
- No.
- No?

312
00:23:51,669 --> 00:23:54,729
<i>Maybe that isn't what Frankie would say.</i>

313
00:23:54,805 --> 00:23:57,467
<i>Frankie would say something in Italian.</i>

314
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,635
Volare.

315
00:24:00,711 --> 00:24:03,077
- Volare?
- Hmm.

316
00:24:03,147 --> 00:24:06,776
- Sam.
- Al!

317
00:24:06,851 --> 00:24:09,081
Don't look at me.
Look at him.

318
00:24:09,153 --> 00:24:11,087
You just told him to fly away.

319
00:24:11,155 --> 00:24:14,488
- Che Al?
- I know what he wants to hear,

320
00:24:14,558 --> 00:24:16,753
so you repeat after me.

321
00:24:16,827 --> 00:24:20,285
Albert.

322
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:44,754
No, don't...
Repeat after me, Sam.

323
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,489
- No.
- No.

324
00:25:28,566 --> 00:25:31,797
No.

325
00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:56,982
No? Too much for you, huh?
Okay, just say...

326
00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:07,201
That's it.

327
00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:26,818
Getting your hair cut by a woman
is one thing, but by Teresa!

328
00:26:26,891 --> 00:26:30,691
Marrone! Frankie, what
were you thinking about?

329
00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:32,854
It was getting a little long
around the ears.

330
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:36,093
I don't know, Pop. Frankie's
hair's looking really good.

331
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:38,657
Better than the haircuts
you get at Angelo's.

332
00:26:38,736 --> 00:26:41,569
You don't get your throat cut
at Angelo's.

333
00:26:43,073 --> 00:26:45,371
Ah, well, that was business.

334
00:26:45,442 --> 00:26:49,139
Anyway, I know the godfather
like a brother.

335
00:26:49,213 --> 00:26:53,172
The only reason why he believed you today
is because of the bullet I took for him.

336
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:56,879
Now, until you find the "stugazzo"
that Teresa is cheating with,

337
00:26:56,954 --> 00:27:00,117
Don Gino's gonna be watching you
with a Sicilian eye.

338
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:03,990
The "stugazt" she's cheating with?
What about the cheating that he's doing?

339
00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:06,689
What cheating?
On his wife.

340
00:27:06,764 --> 00:27:09,426
What is he talking about?
Beats me, Pop.

341
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,991
All right, look, just forget it.

342
00:27:14,038 --> 00:27:17,735
Just find the "stugazzo",
and everything will be "va bene"?

343
00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:19,833
Capisce?

344
00:27:21,211 --> 00:27:23,145
Capisce.

345
00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:27,075
Take me home.

346
00:27:27,151 --> 00:27:29,142
What?
Come here.

347
00:27:29,219 --> 00:27:31,744
You make the collections.

348
00:27:31,822 --> 00:27:36,191
And don't forget, you're supposed
to take Nonna to the bingo tonight.

349
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:39,354
Humor her. She hasn't
won a game in three years,

350
00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:41,523
and she thinks you're lucky.

351
00:27:41,598 --> 00:27:44,431
"Stugazt," bingo. Got it.

352
00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:47,766
Frankie, you okay?

353
00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:52,474
I'm fine, Papa.

354
00:27:54,511 --> 00:27:56,445
Come on. Let's go.

355
00:27:56,513 --> 00:27:58,913
Andiamo. Let's go.

356
00:27:58,983 --> 00:28:02,680
Pop, I've been thinking:
Since Gino's my father-in-law,

357
00:28:02,753 --> 00:28:06,018
I don't think he'd mind
if Teresa gave me a haircut.

358
00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:08,320
Don't think, Primo.
Don't think. It's not for you.

359
00:28:08,392 --> 00:28:11,054
You know, he probably wouldn't care
if you got a perm and a set.

360
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:14,063
Hey, I got your perm and set right here. Where?

361
00:28:14,131 --> 00:28:16,065
Right here.
Aaah!

362
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:19,625
My old man was Italian. From Abruzzi.

363
00:28:19,703 --> 00:28:22,467
A regular Hop along "Cassaditch."

364
00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:25,372
I remember when I was a kid,
my dad and his girlfriend...

365
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:27,967
used to sneak me out of the orphanage
on Saturday nights...

366
00:28:28,045 --> 00:28:30,639
for a little homemade risotto
and Chianti.

367
00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:33,808
One night, he brought along
this extra girl, and he says to me,

368
00:28:33,884 --> 00:28:36,478
"Son, I think it's about time..."
Al,

369
00:28:36,553 --> 00:28:39,954
I don't have time to hear your stories
about your Hop along Cassidy father.

370
00:28:40,024 --> 00:28:43,391
Cassaditch. Hop along Cassaditch. It's
an expression that goes way back... Al!

371
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:47,590
Al, I'm in trouble here. I gotta leap
out of here before Gino finds out...

372
00:28:47,664 --> 00:28:50,599
that Frankie's the guy beating
his time with Teresa. Capisce?

373
00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,033
Look at me.
I'm talking like them.

374
00:28:53,103 --> 00:28:56,129
Teresa! This is the little lady...

375
00:28:56,206 --> 00:28:59,664
you were bingo-bango-bongoing
up in the attic, huh?

376
00:28:59,743 --> 00:29:02,439
Teresa is the lady that Frankie was...

377
00:29:02,513 --> 00:29:04,447
whatever in the attic.

378
00:29:04,515 --> 00:29:08,451
Oh, this is going to make retrieving
you tonight very interesting.

379
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:12,455
Tonight? You're leaping me out
tonight? At 22:28 Greenwich Mean Time.

380
00:29:12,523 --> 00:29:14,457
Great.
Provided...

381
00:29:14,525 --> 00:29:17,255
Here it comes.
You follow Ziggy's program.

382
00:29:17,327 --> 00:29:22,697
One: At 22:15 Greenwich Mean Time,

383
00:29:22,766 --> 00:29:26,793
you must plug in
a thousand-watt hair dryer...

384
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:29,930
in a house located
at 111 Erie Drive, Buffalo, New York.

385
00:29:30,007 --> 00:29:33,534
What? Two: At the designated retrieval time...

386
00:29:33,610 --> 00:29:36,374
22:28 Greenwich Mean Time,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

387
00:29:36,447 --> 00:29:40,713
You got that. You must be at the exact
same location arrived at yesterday.

388
00:29:40,784 --> 00:29:42,911
Don Gino's attic.
Don Gino's attic?

389
00:29:42,986 --> 00:29:46,046
Whatever.
How can I be in Buffalo at 22:15...

390
00:29:46,123 --> 00:29:48,591
and back in Brooklyn 13 minutes later?

391
00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:50,718
I never said it would be easy.

392
00:29:50,794 --> 00:29:53,991
Okay, okay. Um,

393
00:29:54,064 --> 00:29:57,056
I'll get Primo and Segundo
to go to Buffalo.

394
00:29:57,134 --> 00:30:00,228
You'd trust your leap to them?
I'm trusting you and Ziggy.

395
00:30:02,106 --> 00:30:05,200
Three: You must duplicate...

396
00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:08,802
the event that was occurring
when you arrived.

397
00:30:08,879 --> 00:30:13,248
In other words, you have to be with
whomever was present in that attic.

398
00:30:13,317 --> 00:30:18,186
Teresa. And engaged in whatever
activity was taking place.

399
00:30:21,191 --> 00:30:23,921
Geez, I'm hot.

400
00:30:26,663 --> 00:30:29,154
Thanks a lot.
I'll return it to you tomorrow.

401
00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:31,360
Come on, hurry up, Primo.

402
00:30:31,435 --> 00:30:35,394
You know, hitting Buffalo I understand.

403
00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:38,532
A hair dryer in Buffalo, non capisco.

404
00:30:38,609 --> 00:30:41,134
Hey, Frankie says we do it,
we do it.

405
00:30:41,211 --> 00:30:44,908
If Frankie says you jump off
the Brooklyn Bridge, would you jump?

406
00:30:44,982 --> 00:30:48,611
No. That'd be stupid.

407
00:30:51,421 --> 00:30:53,412
Yah!

408
00:30:55,526 --> 00:30:58,359
- Teresa.
- Uh, hi.

409
00:30:58,428 --> 00:31:00,953
Frankie!

410
00:31:01,031 --> 00:31:04,694
Teresa, I need to see you tonight.

411
00:31:04,768 --> 00:31:07,396
You mean, after today
you still want to make it with me?

412
00:31:10,274 --> 00:31:13,471
More than ever. But you gotta meet me
by 4:00, 4:30 at the latest.

413
00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,478
I don't close till 5:00.

414
00:31:15,546 --> 00:31:18,879
Teresa, this is important.

415
00:31:18,949 --> 00:31:22,077
It has to do with the future.

416
00:31:22,152 --> 00:31:24,985
You think we got one?

417
00:31:25,055 --> 00:31:27,148
Of course we got one.

418
00:31:27,224 --> 00:31:30,022
Oh, Frankie!
Where you wanna meet, hon?

419
00:31:30,093 --> 00:31:33,995
- Don Gino's attic?
- Where!

420
00:31:36,967 --> 00:31:39,868
Now, don't panic. Don't panic.
We can sneak up the trellis.

421
00:31:39,937 --> 00:31:42,371
No one will ever know we're there.
I'll know!

422
00:31:42,439 --> 00:31:46,307
Teresa, you said I was terrific
in the attic.

423
00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:51,006
Frankie, you're terrific anywhere. But why go
somewhere as stupido as Gino's attic?

424
00:31:51,081 --> 00:31:53,049
Because...

425
00:31:54,818 --> 00:31:57,753
you were terrific in the attic.

426
00:31:57,821 --> 00:32:01,086
In Gino's attic, you were
better than anywhere else.

427
00:32:02,626 --> 00:32:04,560
I was?

428
00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:08,725
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

429
00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:10,790
Better than anywhere?

430
00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:13,267
Anywhere.

431
00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:18,701
Better than under the table
at the Sons of Italy?

432
00:32:18,775 --> 00:32:22,006
Under the table...

433
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:25,640
Uh... yeah.

434
00:32:25,716 --> 00:32:30,483
Better than...
beneath the West End El?

435
00:32:32,489 --> 00:32:34,889
Definitely.

436
00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:37,654
Or behind the furnace
at St. Francis?

437
00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:41,596
Behind the furnace?
Uh-huh.

438
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:47,566
Teresa, you were awesome
behind the furnace.

439
00:32:47,638 --> 00:32:49,230
Awesome?

440
00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:52,104
Uh, it's an expression.

441
00:32:52,175 --> 00:32:55,440
Oh. Awesome.

442
00:32:57,347 --> 00:32:59,747
I like it.

443
00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:01,943
Let's be awesome.

444
00:33:04,988 --> 00:33:08,082
In my attic? In my attic!

445
00:33:08,158 --> 00:33:11,594
Si, Don Gino. I watched them
climb up there with my own eyes.

446
00:33:11,662 --> 00:33:14,256
My wife lives there.
My daughter...

447
00:33:14,331 --> 00:33:17,266
Some people,
they got no respect.

448
00:33:17,334 --> 00:33:20,030
Oh, they gonna have respect.

449
00:33:20,103 --> 00:33:23,163
If I don't teach them
anything else tonight,

450
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,504
I'm gonna teach 'em respect.

451
00:33:31,615 --> 00:33:34,641
What's the matter with these
people? Don't they pay electric bills?

452
00:33:34,718 --> 00:33:37,346
This is fraternity row, you idiot.
Their folks pay the bills.

453
00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:40,356
All right. It should be the last one
on the right. That one.

454
00:33:40,424 --> 00:33:42,016
Where?
There.

455
00:33:42,092 --> 00:33:45,391
AandP has a fraternity!

456
00:33:45,462 --> 00:33:49,228
That's Alpha Rho, you idiot!
Primo, it's Greek!

457
00:33:49,299 --> 00:33:53,793
No kidding. I didn't know
AandP supermarkets were Greek.

458
00:33:53,870 --> 00:33:57,135
- Come here.
- What?

459
00:33:57,207 --> 00:33:59,141
What time is it?

460
00:34:00,577 --> 00:34:02,511
"What time is it"?

461
00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:05,844
I'm hotter than your old man's pepe rosa,
and you wanna know the time?

462
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:09,784
It's... critical to our future.

463
00:34:09,853 --> 00:34:14,790
Oh, you mean like... like the stars
gotta be in the right place or something?

464
00:34:14,858 --> 00:34:17,122
Yeah.

465
00:34:17,194 --> 00:34:19,890
Yeah, yeah,
that's exactly what I mean.

466
00:34:19,963 --> 00:34:23,558
Betelgeuse in Orion has to be aligned
with the North Celestial Pole.

467
00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:26,693
I didn't know
you knew the stars.

468
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:28,795
Neither did I.

469
00:34:28,872 --> 00:34:32,603
So, where is this Betel...
Betelgeuse.

470
00:34:32,676 --> 00:34:35,406
Yeah. Star.
There, in Orion's shoulder.

471
00:34:35,479 --> 00:34:39,779
Frankie, I wouldn't know Orion's
shoulder from his culo.

472
00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:43,411
It's that bright red star
just above the trees.

473
00:34:43,487 --> 00:34:47,514
See it?
Oh. Huh.

474
00:34:47,591 --> 00:34:51,789
It's real pretty... like a diamond.

475
00:34:51,862 --> 00:34:56,765
So, what time do these stars
have to get... aligned?

476
00:34:56,833 --> 00:35:00,166
22:28 Greenwich Mean Time.

477
00:35:00,237 --> 00:35:02,501
Huh?

478
00:35:02,572 --> 00:35:05,234
5:28 Eastern Standard Time.

479
00:35:06,576 --> 00:35:10,603
It's a quarter after.
Shouldn't we be getting started?

480
00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:15,211
Come on, Primo.
It's almost 5:15.

481
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:19,981
Hey, what the hell
you think you're doing?

482
00:35:20,056 --> 00:35:22,047
I'm lookin' for a plug.

483
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:24,719
For what?
For this.

484
00:35:24,795 --> 00:35:27,423
You from the Beta house?

485
00:35:27,497 --> 00:35:31,490
No, Brooklyn. You know
where I can plug this in?

486
00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:34,696
Yeah, I'll show you
where you can plug it.

487
00:35:35,906 --> 00:35:39,842
You can... You can plug it in
right here.

488
00:35:50,687 --> 00:35:52,154
Primo, come on!

489
00:35:55,025 --> 00:35:56,083
Hurry up!

490
00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:17,808
Wow!

491
00:36:21,117 --> 00:36:24,280
Did you hear that?
That was my zipper.

492
00:36:29,893 --> 00:36:33,192
What now?

493
00:36:33,263 --> 00:36:36,391
You know I'm supposed to meet
Nonna at bingo.

494
00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:38,866
You're thinking about bingo?

495
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:41,130
Well, it just crossed my mind.

496
00:36:41,204 --> 00:36:45,698
I'm about to be awesome, and you're worried
about putting the arm on Father Sebastian?

497
00:36:45,775 --> 00:36:47,709
What?

498
00:36:47,777 --> 00:36:50,541
Well, ain't that what you're
doing so Nonna can win?

499
00:36:50,614 --> 00:36:52,707
Coerce a priest?

500
00:36:52,782 --> 00:36:56,274
Frankie, what the hell
is going on here?

501
00:36:56,353 --> 00:36:59,015
Nothing.
That's for sure.

502
00:36:59,089 --> 00:37:03,958
I risk life and limb to come up here,
and you're acting like a pinocchio.

503
00:37:04,027 --> 00:37:05,961
Teresa...

504
00:37:08,565 --> 00:37:10,897
I'm not the Frankie you know.

505
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,162
Boy, is that ever right.

506
00:37:13,236 --> 00:37:15,466
I could never...

507
00:37:15,539 --> 00:37:19,475
I could never stand outside
of Luigi's Fish Market...

508
00:37:19,543 --> 00:37:22,512
blowing holes
in the Giacanni brothers.

509
00:37:22,579 --> 00:37:25,571
Or make love to you
behind the furnace at St. Francis...

510
00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:27,583
or even cheat at bingo.

511
00:37:27,651 --> 00:37:32,588
And if I can't do any of those things,
I can't lie to you either.

512
00:37:32,656 --> 00:37:34,624
Why stop now?

513
00:37:34,691 --> 00:37:37,319
What do you mean?

514
00:37:37,394 --> 00:37:40,795
Frankie, I know you lie to me.

515
00:37:40,864 --> 00:37:44,163
All men lie to me.
They always have.

516
00:37:44,234 --> 00:37:47,635
They tell me what I want to hear
so they can get what they want.

517
00:37:47,704 --> 00:37:50,036
That's life.

518
00:37:52,175 --> 00:37:56,407
That's wrong. You deserve
better than that, Teresa.

519
00:37:56,479 --> 00:37:58,811
Why? 'Cause I can cut hair?

520
00:37:58,882 --> 00:38:01,180
For starters.

521
00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:05,085
It's a gift, a talent
that makes you special.

522
00:38:05,155 --> 00:38:08,613
You got a lot of things that make you
special, Teresa. You're pretty, you're sweet...

523
00:38:08,692 --> 00:38:12,753
No, Frankie. Don't say it
unless you mean it.

524
00:38:14,998 --> 00:38:17,057
Look, I don't know
about the old Frankie,

525
00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:20,864
but this Frankie is telling you...

526
00:38:20,937 --> 00:38:23,497
you're special, Teresa.

527
00:38:23,573 --> 00:38:25,803
Very special.

528
00:38:29,145 --> 00:38:31,807
God help me, I believe you.

529
00:38:47,564 --> 00:38:49,998
Holy hell!
We just lost Niagara Falls!

530
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:53,502
Automatic circuits have switched over
to Rochester to pick up the load.

531
00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:55,731
Rochester can't handle it.
Override!

532
00:38:55,805 --> 00:38:58,968
It's too late.
There goes Toronto.

533
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:14,022
Scusi.

534
00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:17,787
How is it possible...

535
00:39:17,861 --> 00:39:21,524
that two of mine...

536
00:39:21,598 --> 00:39:24,396
do something
as dishonorable as this?

537
00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:29,628
There goes Massachusetts.

538
00:39:39,716 --> 00:39:43,550
My God! We're losing
the whole East Coast.

539
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:47,818
It was all...
It was all my fault, Don Gino.

540
00:39:47,891 --> 00:39:53,386
That's nice. I like a man
who faces his death with honesty.

541
00:39:55,598 --> 00:39:58,761
I lied to Teresa...

542
00:39:58,835 --> 00:40:02,066
to get her...
to get her up here with me.

543
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:07,337
I, uh... I wanted to make love to her,
but she refused.

544
00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:15,509
Is that so, Teresa?

545
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:18,554
No. Frankie's lying
to protect me.

546
00:40:18,621 --> 00:40:21,454
But you don't own me.
I can be with who I want to be with.

547
00:40:21,524 --> 00:40:24,550
And I wanted to be with Frankie.

548
00:40:25,795 --> 00:40:30,061
But he wouldn't look at me.
He said it was disrespectful to you,

549
00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:32,294
so I tricked him
into coming up here.

550
00:40:37,774 --> 00:40:41,266
Frankie!

551
00:40:58,528 --> 00:41:01,554
Oh, God.
Now I'm Don Gino.

552
00:41:01,631 --> 00:41:04,293
Frankie, are you all right, hon?

553
00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:07,234
Teresa, hey, you talk
about your earth moving.

554
00:41:07,303 --> 00:41:09,965
- Oh, God.
- Don Gino!

555
00:41:10,039 --> 00:41:12,200
What's happening?

556
00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:14,300
Happening?
Nothings happening.

557
00:41:14,377 --> 00:41:17,141
We was, uh...
We was looking for a suitcase.

558
00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:19,579
Uh, Primo wanted us to get
a suitcase for the honeymoon.

559
00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:22,277
Were we hit by lightning?

560
00:41:23,386 --> 00:41:25,547
Something like that.

561
00:41:25,622 --> 00:41:27,996
It's night time.
What happened to the wedding?

562
00:41:27,997 --> 00:41:29,080
That was yesterday.

563
00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:32,458
Yesterday?
You got a concussion.

564
00:41:32,529 --> 00:41:34,759
Lightning can do that.

565
00:41:34,831 --> 00:41:37,095
<i>Either Ziggy's blown it again,</i>

566
00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:40,534
<i>or whoever's bouncing me around in time
isn't letting me off the hook.</i>

567
00:41:40,603 --> 00:41:42,812
<i>I was put here to do something,
and now that I was Don Gino,</i>

568
00:41:42,813 --> 00:41:44,667
<i>I finally knew what it was.</i>

569
00:41:45,341 --> 00:41:49,471
Teresa, do you love Frankie?

570
00:41:52,115 --> 00:41:54,049
Yeah.

571
00:41:54,117 --> 00:41:56,347
And Frankie, do you love Teresa?

572
00:41:56,419 --> 00:41:58,444
Love Teresa?

573
00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:01,513
Godfather, anyone even
looks at Teresa, it's...

574
00:42:01,591 --> 00:42:05,118
What if it wasn't...
Do you love her?

575
00:42:08,031 --> 00:42:12,559
With all due respect, Godfather,
I love her so much it hurts.

576
00:42:12,635 --> 00:42:15,832
Oh, Frankie.
Terrific.

577
00:42:15,905 --> 00:42:18,840
What's best for all of us
is for you two to be together.

578
00:42:18,908 --> 00:42:21,843
The trouble is as soon as I put
you together, I'm outta here,

579
00:42:21,911 --> 00:42:24,641
the old Gino is back,
and you end up like Jimmy Hoffa.

580
00:42:24,714 --> 00:42:27,239
Running the Teamsters?

581
00:42:27,317 --> 00:42:29,649
Wow!

582
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,485
I gotta find a way to let all of Brooklyn
know that I approve of your liaison...

583
00:42:33,556 --> 00:42:35,751
a way that Gino can...

584
00:42:38,728 --> 00:42:41,856
a way that Gino can't back out of.

585
00:42:41,931 --> 00:42:43,865
Relax.

586
00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:56,708
Banns of marriage, they
have to be formally announced.

587
00:42:56,779 --> 00:42:59,339
I understand. But, uh,
couldn't you sort of formally...

588
00:42:59,415 --> 00:43:01,883
announce it informally now?

589
00:43:03,786 --> 00:43:06,016
At bingo?
Please.

590
00:43:10,026 --> 00:43:13,894
I have an announcement to make.

591
00:43:15,665 --> 00:43:19,863
Don Gino Frascotti
wishes it to be known that...

592
00:43:21,604 --> 00:43:25,540
Frankie La Palma and Teresa Pacchi...

593
00:43:27,176 --> 00:43:31,272
are to be married...
with his blessing.

594
00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:37,684
Gino, grazie. Mille grazie.

595
00:43:37,754 --> 00:43:40,416
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.
I'm dyin'.

596
00:43:40,490 --> 00:43:43,721
One more thing.

597
00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:46,227
From now on, you're
out of the family business.

598
00:43:46,296 --> 00:43:48,890
I don't care what you do.
Have Teresa teach you how to cut hair.

599
00:43:48,965 --> 00:43:52,230
- But no more banga-banga. Capisce?
- Capisce.

600
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,714
Congratulations, Don Gino.

601
00:44:29,272 --> 00:44:33,333
Ladies, if you'll take your seats
now, we'll finish this card.

602
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:36,276
- Didn't work, huh?
- My idea or Ziggy's?

603
00:44:36,346 --> 00:44:39,315
The both of them
were "flopperoonis."

604
00:44:41,584 --> 00:44:44,382
Are you warm enough?

605
00:44:44,454 --> 00:44:48,390
Yeah, well, you know... the desert. You
burn up in the daytime. You freeze at night.

606
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:52,724
It's gonna warm up though, because
Ziggy's gonna turn the support systems back on.

607
00:44:52,795 --> 00:44:55,127
He gave up on me, did he?

608
00:44:55,198 --> 00:44:59,294
Well, he blames you for not following
his instructions down to the decimal.

609
00:44:59,369 --> 00:45:02,031
There's more to it than that.
I'll say there is.

610
00:45:02,105 --> 00:45:05,802
Who ever heard of one lousy hair dryer
blacking out all of the East Coast?

611
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:08,537
No, that's not what I mean.
Or maybe it is what I mean.

612
00:45:08,611 --> 00:45:11,409
Look, whatever I was put here
to do didn't get done.

613
00:45:11,481 --> 00:45:13,847
And now that I've leaped
from Frankie to Gino,

614
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:16,384
maybe it can't be done.

615
00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:21,446
Al, what... what if I have to live
the next 40 years as a Mafia don?

616
00:45:21,524 --> 00:45:23,685
No chance, no chance.
How do you know?

617
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,218
Because Gino gets knocked off
by the Carluccis in April.

618
00:45:27,296 --> 00:45:31,130
- <i>And we have an I-22.</i>
- Relax. I know what you're here to do.

619
00:45:37,507 --> 00:45:40,704
Yeah.

620
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,559
Be my guest.

621
00:46:15,144 --> 00:46:17,772
Bingo!

622
00:46:21,284 --> 00:46:23,218
Bingo.