1 00:01:57,547 --> 00:02:00,233 Oh... Sorry, I fell asleep. 2 00:02:00,278 --> 00:02:02,269 It's so restful back there. 3 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:14,681 Pick me up tomorrow on your way to the parlor. 4 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:19,892 Best car pool I've ever been in. 5 00:02:47,653 --> 00:02:50,153 Oh, it's only you, Lily. 6 00:02:50,194 --> 00:02:52,594 I thought it was something scary. 7 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,565 Herman, come with me. 8 00:03:10,781 --> 00:03:14,460 Oh, what's the happy occasion? 9 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:17,450 - The reading of a will. - Oh, goody! 10 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:20,421 That sounds like a fun thing. 11 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:23,655 Herman, an uncle of yours, 12 00:03:23,694 --> 00:03:27,687 Kavanagh Munster from England, has passed on. 13 00:03:27,732 --> 00:03:31,634 To coin a phrase, he went out like a light. 14 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,637 Uncle Kavanagh? 15 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,335 I didn't know there were English Munsters. 16 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:39,680 Marilyn, no matter where you go, 17 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:41,476 you can always dig up our relatives. 18 00:03:41,899 --> 00:03:43,707 Come on! Let's open the will... 19 00:03:43,748 --> 00:03:47,150 and see what kinda loot we got. 20 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:52,111 Now, I want us all to remain calm, 21 00:03:52,156 --> 00:03:53,749 no matter what this says. 22 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:55,289 Proceed, Lily. 23 00:03:55,326 --> 00:04:01,656 As usual, we will be the soul of propriety and decorum. 24 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:06,666 "I, Lord Kavanagh Munster, fourth Earl of Shroudshire, 25 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:12,233 hereby bequeath unto my beloved nephew Herman Munster, 26 00:04:12,276 --> 00:04:15,507 my entire estate, lands and properties, 27 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:19,346 thereby investing him with the charter, duties 28 00:04:19,383 --> 00:04:24,286 and title of Lord Munster, fifth Earl of Shroudshire." 29 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:27,550 I'm rich... 30 00:04:27,491 --> 00:04:28,685 I'm rich. 31 00:04:29,293 --> 00:04:32,194 I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! 32 00:04:32,229 --> 00:04:34,629 I'm a lord! I'm a lord! 33 00:04:41,872 --> 00:04:43,631 Yes, Grandpa? 34 00:04:43,774 --> 00:04:46,943 I thought there'd always be an England. 35 00:04:46,977 --> 00:04:50,370 But now I'm not so sure. 36 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:12,463 Hurry up, Grandpa, or we'll miss the boat. 37 00:05:12,503 --> 00:05:17,330 I'll be right with you. I'm finishing an experiment. 38 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,779 Boy, that's good booze! 39 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,190 Well, I guess I'm ready. How do I look? 40 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,763 - Er... - Oh, fine, Marilyn. Just fine. 41 00:05:47,171 --> 00:05:49,139 Well, I'm all set. 42 00:05:49,173 --> 00:05:51,539 I'll just check my portable laboratory. 43 00:05:54,612 --> 00:05:57,775 I can't go anywhere without my goodies. 44 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:01,917 Come on. I've got my surfboard. Let's go. 45 00:06:04,288 --> 00:06:07,649 I wish there was some way to help Marilyn. 46 00:06:07,691 --> 00:06:09,582 Poor unfortunate thing! 47 00:06:09,627 --> 00:06:13,495 Well, don't look at me. She's your sister's kid. 48 00:06:13,531 --> 00:06:18,530 No one on my side of the family ever looked like that. 49 00:06:18,569 --> 00:06:22,835 Maybe she'll meet some nice boy on the ship and fall in love. 50 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:27,660 Yeah, we could use some fresh blood in the family. 51 00:06:30,981 --> 00:06:32,578 Goodbye, Spot. 52 00:06:32,616 --> 00:06:35,414 Don't eat anybody till we get back. 53 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:47,523 Herman, don't forget to lock the door. 54 00:06:53,737 --> 00:06:57,906 Oh, Herman, I'm just so thrilled about going to England! 55 00:06:57,942 --> 00:07:00,135 I've got vulture bumps all over. 56 00:07:27,104 --> 00:07:30,267 Alfie, no need to go all weak-kneed... 57 00:07:30,307 --> 00:07:33,470 every time we're here at Munster Hall. 58 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:36,575 If it gives you the shivers, don't look at it. 59 00:07:36,614 --> 00:07:39,606 Well, it makes me skin crawl, Joey. 60 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:43,211 Me mum says they have a murder every week. 61 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:46,218 Just like changing films at the cinema. 62 00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:10,742 - Herman? - Hmm? Yes, dear. 63 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,579 Do you feel like we're being stared at? 64 00:08:13,617 --> 00:08:15,840 I don't know why. 65 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,316 I've gone to great lengths to remain incognito. 66 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:28,828 Emily? Emily? 67 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:31,257 Emily? Where are you, Emily? 68 00:08:40,277 --> 00:08:42,268 Beg your pardon. 69 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,391 Can I do anything else, sir? 70 00:08:57,428 --> 00:08:59,726 For me? Oh, thank you. 71 00:09:00,564 --> 00:09:02,540 Grandpa! 72 00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:06,650 It's OK, kid... I'll catch you later. 73 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:11,573 Grandpa, your room's right next door. 74 00:09:11,608 --> 00:09:13,806 Marilyn, yours is across the hall. 75 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,912 Good. I'll go and unpack. 76 00:09:16,346 --> 00:09:22,852 If you meet any strange men, be sure and speak to them. 77 00:09:22,886 --> 00:09:24,717 That's right. 78 00:09:24,755 --> 00:09:27,952 Don't let your unattractiveness make you self-conscious. 79 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:30,991 Yes, Uncle Herman. 80 00:09:33,764 --> 00:09:37,933 Hey, Mom, look at this neat place for me to sleep. 81 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,334 Oh, yes, Eddie. 82 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:45,535 It's mahogany and even has handles on it. 83 00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:48,568 At night you'll feel right at home. 84 00:09:48,612 --> 00:09:51,581 Mom, how come Pop inherited an English title? 85 00:09:51,615 --> 00:09:54,490 I thought he was made in Germany. 86 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,143 Well, at an early age, 87 00:09:56,186 --> 00:09:59,530 he left Dr Frankenstein's lab in Germany. 88 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,118 That's right. 89 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,957 Then he arrived in England 90 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:08,863 and was adopted by the Munster family, who gave him their name. 91 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,235 Oh, Emily. 92 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:24,745 Oh, you've been drinking too much. You look awful. 93 00:10:24,782 --> 00:10:26,943 I beg your pardon? 94 00:10:29,152 --> 00:10:33,721 I always hated you anyway, you old bag! 95 00:10:33,757 --> 00:10:36,191 Oh, hi, Emily! 96 00:10:36,226 --> 00:10:38,217 I wonder who she was? 97 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:45,433 All ashore that's going ashore. 98 00:10:47,838 --> 00:10:52,502 Oh, Herman, I do hope we don't have a rough crossing. 99 00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:55,239 A bit of rough weather would quicken the pulses 100 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,276 of an old salt like me. 101 00:10:58,315 --> 00:11:02,100 Like the Viking, I'm looking forward to the spray, 102 00:11:02,152 --> 00:11:05,280 the white caps, the rolling blue waters 103 00:11:05,322 --> 00:11:09,383 and the rise and fall of a great ship. 104 00:11:09,426 --> 00:11:12,361 Heave-ho on the bounding main! 105 00:11:21,438 --> 00:11:23,133 Help... Help! 106 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:27,471 - Herman, what's the matter? - We're moving, dear. 107 00:11:27,711 --> 00:11:30,111 Let me lie down, my stomach... 108 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,377 I'm dying! 109 00:11:33,851 --> 00:11:36,643 Grandpa, what's wrong with Pop? 110 00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:38,490 What's wrong? 111 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,385 The mighty Viking is about to heave-ho! 112 00:11:52,136 --> 00:11:56,172 Herman, you've been in bed now for two days. 113 00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:58,103 You're not going to die. 114 00:11:58,242 --> 00:12:02,201 I know I'm not. I'm not strong enough to die. 115 00:12:05,147 --> 00:12:07,910 Relax, Herman. 116 00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:11,387 Eddie and Marilyn are in the hold now, 117 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:14,879 getting my portable laboratory out of our car. 118 00:12:14,925 --> 00:12:18,684 I'll whip up a potion and have you on your feet... 119 00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:21,727 before you can say Jack the Ripper. 120 00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:48,617 - What's the matter? - Get out. It's not your car... 121 00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:50,388 and you're acting very childish. 122 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:54,227 But, gee, this car's wild. You get in and try. 123 00:12:54,264 --> 00:12:57,859 Don't be silly. I'm much too old for that. 124 00:12:59,269 --> 00:13:01,362 Take this to Grandpa. He needs it. 125 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,529 OK. 126 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,737 Since turning 19, you don't have any fun at all. 127 00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,749 - May I see your license? - Oh! 128 00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:52,582 Excuse me, is this your car? 129 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,189 Well, I really have no business in here. 130 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:03,222 I was getting something and my cousin was fooling around, 131 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:08,260 and I told him not to, and then I got in and... 132 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:11,638 - Oh... How do you get out? - It sticks. 133 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,744 - There you are. - Thank you. 134 00:14:27,624 --> 00:14:30,752 A girl has trouble getting out of these things. 135 00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:34,200 Yes, the Italians design them that way. 136 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,259 I've been racing in America. 137 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:39,530 - What do you think of it? - It's cute. 138 00:14:39,569 --> 00:14:45,667 My dear, one does not refer to a Ferrari GT Spider as cute. 139 00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:51,614 Formidable, magnificent, sexy, perhaps-- but never cute. 140 00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:56,510 - Oh, well, I'm sorry. - Do you want to see the motor? 141 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,487 - If I'm not keeping you. - Not at all. 142 00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:23,413 Freddie Munster! 143 00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:27,420 Stop throwing those tantrums on that cold floor. 144 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,350 Get up. Come over here and behave yourself. 145 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,414 I won't! I won't! I won't! 146 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,621 Freddie, you insufferable idiot! 147 00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:41,654 - Do what Mum says. - I won't! I won't! 148 00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:49,801 Mumsy, this American rotter sends us this wireless, 149 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,271 says he's coming on Wednesday with his family... 150 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:57,269 and he has the audacity to sign it Lord Munster. 151 00:15:57,314 --> 00:15:59,748 But, my love, he is Lord Munster. 152 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:03,310 You said I'd be Lord Munster. You promised! 153 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,685 Stop snivelling, you clot! 154 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:09,618 Father hated you and took revenge on all of us... 155 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:12,226 by willing everything to this American. 156 00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:17,361 Well, I say we should have hired someone to do him in. 157 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:21,731 Like bashing him on the cranium with something jagged. 158 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,842 Freddie, we will do nothing so rash... as bash. 159 00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:31,209 I have contacted our leader... 160 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,476 The Gryphon. 161 00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:37,800 What does he, she or it have to suggest? 162 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,557 Sometimes I think there's no such person as The Gryphon. 163 00:16:41,892 --> 00:16:45,157 It's just a phantom you conjured to threaten us with. 164 00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:49,188 Oh, no, Grace. There is a Gryphon. 165 00:16:49,232 --> 00:16:53,965 It has supplied the answer to getting rid of these Munsters. 166 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,598 And the answer is... 167 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,106 Fear. 168 00:17:00,343 --> 00:17:02,140 - Fear? - Fear? 169 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,575 Fear. 170 00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:07,412 They sound like ordinary people. 171 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:08,883 They should frighten easily. 172 00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:15,415 So... we are to allow them to come and then-- 173 00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:19,861 I bash them with something jagged. Mumsy, how wizard! 174 00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:24,665 There will be no bashing! 175 00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:27,363 We'll merely frighten them away. 176 00:17:27,404 --> 00:17:28,928 Yes, Mumsy. 177 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,673 You rang, madam? 178 00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:40,911 Yes, Cruikshank. Run along now, children. 179 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,450 Mumsy. 180 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,450 Oh, Freddie! 181 00:17:46,489 --> 00:17:49,219 Put that battle-axe back where it belongs. 182 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,250 Yes, Mumsy. 183 00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:54,188 There's a love. 184 00:17:57,601 --> 00:18:00,468 Ah, the poor dears. 185 00:18:00,503 --> 00:18:04,269 They don't really believe that there is The Gryphon. 186 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:07,276 But we know better, Cruikshank, do we not? 187 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:11,338 Indeed we do, madam. Indeed we do. 188 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,412 I don't believe this Gryphon rot. 189 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,678 So I've taken matters into my own hands. 190 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,857 What have you done, you horrid gap-toothed gilp? 191 00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:27,557 I've had a little bon voyage package sent to Cousin Herman. 192 00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:30,464 I think my scheme will bear fruit. 193 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,901 Bear fruit... 194 00:18:33,937 --> 00:18:36,599 Bear fruit? I don't get it. 195 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,631 No, but he will. 196 00:18:46,781 --> 00:18:49,110 The old medicine man is here again. 197 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,614 I not gonna take a pill. Not! Not! Not! Not! 198 00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:57,115 Lily, you married the original chicken-of-the-sea. 199 00:18:57,694 --> 00:18:59,821 Herman, you've been seasick three days. 200 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,254 You're spoiling the trip. 201 00:19:02,299 --> 00:19:04,324 You take the pill this minute! 202 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,232 No! 203 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,499 Not unless he takes one first. 204 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:13,542 All right, junior. Watch... 205 00:19:18,214 --> 00:19:22,275 See, stupid? I been prescribing these for centuries. 206 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:23,786 Without my pills, 207 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,560 Columbus would have discovered America hanging over the rail. 208 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,882 - Grandpa! - What? 209 00:19:28,925 --> 00:19:31,860 Look at your hand. 210 00:19:34,597 --> 00:19:36,895 Mama mia! 211 00:19:40,703 --> 00:19:42,235 You see, Herman? 212 00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:45,298 You made me take a wolf pill by mistake. 213 00:19:50,513 --> 00:19:52,708 You dumb, old mad scientist, you! 214 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:56,250 Grandpa, what are you gonna do? 215 00:19:56,286 --> 00:19:58,379 I'm gonna hide. 216 00:19:58,421 --> 00:20:00,512 I hope I can make it to my cabin in time. 217 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,432 Hey, there's a dog. Let's grab it. 218 00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:24,438 Er, do you have a leash I could borrow? 219 00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:29,384 I'm sorry. All pets must be confined while on board. 220 00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:31,460 Oh, dear. 221 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,885 He'll miss the Captain's party tonight. 222 00:20:35,492 --> 00:20:38,359 Well, we'll get him when we dock tomorrow. 223 00:20:38,395 --> 00:20:40,989 I'm afraid that's impossible. 224 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:45,729 English law requires pets to be quarantined for six months. 225 00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:52,730 Oh, quiet, Father. 226 00:20:52,108 --> 00:20:54,542 I'm trying to think. 227 00:21:12,829 --> 00:21:14,694 You heard me, Herman. 228 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,561 You're going right now to get Grandpa out that kennel. 229 00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:22,265 But, gee, tonight's the Captain's party, dear. 230 00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:25,169 And I've got my sea legs now. 231 00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:29,208 I want to go and... put on funny hats... 232 00:21:29,245 --> 00:21:33,477 be obnoxious... talk too loud and get stoned... 233 00:21:33,516 --> 00:21:35,814 Uphold the American image abroad. 234 00:21:35,852 --> 00:21:37,547 Never mind that. 235 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:42,616 You can make a fool of yourself in England. 236 00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:46,651 OK. If that's a promise. 237 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:50,496 But, gee, this is my last chance 238 00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:53,661 to meet Marilyn's boyfriend and have fun. 239 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:57,730 Now I gotta go get that party pooper out of the clink. 240 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,200 On your way! 241 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,875 We're not going to Munster Hall... 242 00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:04,539 while my father rots in quarantine. 243 00:22:04,581 --> 00:22:07,490 Even if I do get Grandpa, 244 00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:09,483 how will we get him through customs? 245 00:22:09,519 --> 00:22:12,716 I'll think of something. You just keep a level head. 246 00:22:14,491 --> 00:22:17,756 What's the matter now, Herman? 247 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,729 I don't know who sent us this fruit, 248 00:22:20,763 --> 00:22:23,926 but my apple is ticking. 249 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:28,437 It's just your wristwatch. 250 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,442 Now, you go and say goodnight to Eddie-- 251 00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:36,350 and get going! 252 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,700 Yes, dear. Yes, dear. 253 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:44,345 - Good night, Edward. - Good night, Pop. 254 00:22:49,592 --> 00:22:51,150 Herman! 255 00:22:51,194 --> 00:22:53,392 Give me that! 256 00:23:02,706 --> 00:23:06,142 Noisiest worm I ever heard. 257 00:23:15,518 --> 00:23:18,900 Oh, goody! Thunder. 258 00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:26,293 Well, it's been a wonderful crossing. 259 00:23:26,329 --> 00:23:29,270 I've never felt like this about a girl before. 260 00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:31,998 C'mon, Roger. I bet you've had lots of romances. 261 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,940 Well, I'll be truthful. 262 00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:36,230 Eight, ten, perhaps a dozen. 263 00:23:36,272 --> 00:23:38,100 How nice for you. 264 00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:41,533 I'll never forget my first. It was a Triumph. 265 00:23:41,578 --> 00:23:43,309 You don't have to be that truthful. 266 00:23:43,346 --> 00:23:46,938 It was a Triumph motorbike and I was 16. 267 00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:48,750 Puppy love. 268 00:23:48,117 --> 00:23:52,190 Then my taste got more sophisticated. 269 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:56,140 There was a Lagonda, a Bentley, an Alfa Romeo, 270 00:23:56,590 --> 00:24:01,190 ending with that luscious Italian beauty below decks. 271 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,588 What's the matter? 272 00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:04,793 All of a sudden I feel inadequate, 273 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:07,394 as if I should have fenders or something. 274 00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:09,462 Not at all. 275 00:24:09,505 --> 00:24:12,633 Your standard equipment will do very nicely. 276 00:24:12,675 --> 00:24:14,802 Do you always have to joke? 277 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:17,108 What makes you think I'm joking? 278 00:24:17,146 --> 00:24:19,800 It's happened before. 279 00:24:19,115 --> 00:24:23,279 There was a boy who said all kinds of nice things. 280 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:24,843 I guess he was joking, 281 00:24:24,887 --> 00:24:28,500 because after he met my folks he disappeared... 282 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:30,755 and I never saw him again. 283 00:24:30,793 --> 00:24:33,623 Marilyn, I've never been more serious in my life. 284 00:24:51,314 --> 00:24:53,339 Be right back, Frank. 285 00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:22,710 You hear that? I saw a movie where a dog howled like that... 286 00:25:22,745 --> 00:25:26,911 and next thing you know, he turned into Lon Chaney Jr. 287 00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:28,881 Come on. 288 00:25:31,854 --> 00:25:34,721 There you are, you dumb old wolf, you. 289 00:25:35,157 --> 00:25:37,523 I'll have you out in no time. 290 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:54,710 Grandpa, please! We're both boys. Come on. 291 00:25:56,479 --> 00:25:58,538 There's someone down there. 292 00:26:14,464 --> 00:26:16,261 That's a strange way to act. 293 00:26:16,399 --> 00:26:20,960 I guess they're not used to being near royalty. 294 00:26:24,741 --> 00:26:27,174 Roger? 295 00:26:27,410 --> 00:26:31,540 All these nice things you've been saying to me, 296 00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:35,176 how can I make sure you're not just kidding me with a line? 297 00:26:35,418 --> 00:26:37,716 Believe me, I'm not. 298 00:26:54,103 --> 00:26:57,834 - What's wrong? Was I that bad? - No! Not at all. 299 00:26:57,874 --> 00:27:00,934 It was that thing, there. 300 00:27:00,977 --> 00:27:02,535 There's nothing there. 301 00:27:02,578 --> 00:27:05,690 But there was! It was nine feet tall. 302 00:27:05,114 --> 00:27:06,845 A frightening creature! 303 00:27:06,883 --> 00:27:11,217 - You're not funny. - I'm not being funny. I saw it. 304 00:27:11,354 --> 00:27:13,822 It walked like this. 305 00:27:13,856 --> 00:27:16,256 And it was carrying some beast. 306 00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:18,590 It was wearing a dinner jacket. 307 00:27:18,628 --> 00:27:21,995 - The beast had a dinner jacket? - No, it was naked. 308 00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:24,560 I mean, it wasn't wearing anything. 309 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,536 - All right, don't believe me. - Well, why should I? 310 00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:32,303 If you want to brush me off, you don't have to make up monsters. 311 00:27:32,341 --> 00:27:36,778 Why would I do that? You're the most beautiful girl I ever met. 312 00:27:36,813 --> 00:27:39,509 Roger! On top of everything else, 313 00:27:39,549 --> 00:27:41,710 do you have to be sarcastic? 314 00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:45,847 - I don't understand Americans. - No one asked you to. 315 00:27:45,888 --> 00:27:47,221 Good-bye! 316 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,594 I say, you must tell me something. 317 00:27:52,829 --> 00:27:55,992 Did you just see a hideous giant with a green face? 318 00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:01,560 I see 'em all the time, friend. All the time. 319 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:35,764 Boy, my father-in-law the fur piece. 320 00:28:35,805 --> 00:28:37,670 I bet we get caught. 321 00:28:40,943 --> 00:28:43,503 You should have said on the ship. 322 00:28:43,546 --> 00:28:46,879 There's nothing we can do about it now. 323 00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:48,247 Excuse me, excuse me. 324 00:28:48,284 --> 00:28:51,820 - British subject? - Yes, but I have to see girl. 325 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,588 You must wait here for clearance. 326 00:28:53,623 --> 00:28:56,387 But I made a terrible mistake last night. 327 00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:57,858 Consider yourself fortunate. 328 00:28:57,894 --> 00:29:00,920 I've been married to my terrible mistake for 34 years. 329 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:17,144 What's the matter now? 330 00:29:17,179 --> 00:29:21,470 Emily, that lady's fur just snapped at me. 331 00:29:23,452 --> 00:29:26,319 Herbert, so early in the morning? 332 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,663 I'll bet dumb old Father never turns back from a wolf. 333 00:29:59,288 --> 00:30:02,155 Phew. What's going on here? 334 00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:05,240 Last thing I remember I was on board ship. 335 00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:09,361 Now I'm on the docks in England chasing a cat. 336 00:30:43,332 --> 00:30:47,228 And where's Mr. Hennesey, our proper proprieter, Millie? 337 00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:49,704 He's absent on urgent business. 338 00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:52,931 You got any complaints? 339 00:30:52,975 --> 00:30:54,237 Not likely. 340 00:30:54,276 --> 00:30:57,541 How you blokes continue to bring those boxes... 341 00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:01,539 in and out of Munster Hall is clean past me. 342 00:31:02,685 --> 00:31:06,314 We picks 'em up. We delivers 'em to the office, 343 00:31:06,355 --> 00:31:09,256 we get well paid and that's it. 344 00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,259 Hey, tell me, lads. 345 00:31:11,293 --> 00:31:14,694 Cross me heart and hope to die, it'll go no further. 346 00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:19,300 You ever looked inside them coffins you cart about? 347 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,662 They ain't coffins, they're boxes. 348 00:31:21,704 --> 00:31:25,196 Besides, who wants to chance what might look back at you? 349 00:31:26,308 --> 00:31:29,334 Now look what you went and done. 350 00:31:29,378 --> 00:31:32,313 You fair punctured Hennesey's jugular, you have. 351 00:31:33,682 --> 00:31:35,274 Weird, it is. 352 00:31:35,317 --> 00:31:39,830 Everybody knows there's a dread secret about that place. 353 00:31:39,121 --> 00:31:43,114 You ever run into the secret of Munster Hall? 354 00:31:43,159 --> 00:31:44,319 Not us. 355 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,124 We makes our deliveries and pick-ups 356 00:31:47,163 --> 00:31:50,191 - and don't pry. Right, Alfie? - Right. 357 00:31:50,232 --> 00:31:54,228 - Too frightened, eh, lads? - No. Not in the slightest. 358 00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:56,563 Nothing frightens old Alfie. 359 00:31:58,941 --> 00:32:02,274 Be a good lad and mind the pumps, eh? 360 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:03,471 Right. 361 00:32:06,749 --> 00:32:09,150 A nice slice o' cake, she is, Al. 362 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:10,509 Right. 363 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:13,522 Sorta makes you wish it was your birthday. 364 00:32:33,943 --> 00:32:37,710 Anybody here know how I can get to Munster Hall? 365 00:32:37,113 --> 00:32:40,412 Y-y-you want Munster Hall? 366 00:32:43,119 --> 00:32:45,713 It's straight on. You can't miss it. 367 00:32:45,754 --> 00:32:48,180 Straight over the hill. 368 00:32:49,525 --> 00:32:53,621 Oh! Over the 'ill to the 'all! 369 00:32:53,662 --> 00:32:55,254 Thanks. 370 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,266 Now I'm frightened. 371 00:33:12,815 --> 00:33:17,275 There's a vehicle approaching from East Gasping Moor, madam. 372 00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:18,946 It must be Cousin Herman. 373 00:33:18,988 --> 00:33:23,748 We'll put The Gryphon's Plan A into effect immediately. 374 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,762 So my apple didn't go off. Shoddy workmanship. 375 00:33:26,996 --> 00:33:28,861 Stop mumbling, Freddie. 376 00:33:28,898 --> 00:33:30,263 We shall retire now, 377 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:34,429 so the imposter and family will arrive at a darkened house. 378 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,906 Cruikshank shall put them in the tower suite tonight. 379 00:33:37,940 --> 00:33:40,738 Then we shall throw such a fright into them... 380 00:33:40,776 --> 00:33:43,370 that they shall be gone before morning. 381 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:47,700 It's my turn in the sheet. You work the panels. 382 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:49,313 No! You work the panels. 383 00:33:49,351 --> 00:33:50,750 - I won't! - You will. 384 00:33:52,354 --> 00:33:55,118 Freddie shall wear the sheet. 385 00:33:55,157 --> 00:33:58,991 Now, both of you run upstairs and get ready. 386 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,927 There's a pair of loves. 387 00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:09,837 Stinker! 388 00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:34,761 Did you ever see anything so beautiful in your whole life? 389 00:34:34,797 --> 00:34:38,280 Oh! It's a dream house! 390 00:34:57,319 --> 00:34:59,378 The Americans are here. 391 00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:01,480 Good. 392 00:35:08,798 --> 00:35:12,359 Are you still thinking about that English guy on the boat? 393 00:35:14,603 --> 00:35:18,437 Why don't you think real hard, then when you sleep, 394 00:35:18,474 --> 00:35:21,104 he might horse around in your dreams. 395 00:35:21,143 --> 00:35:24,510 Thanks. Maybe I will. Does it work for you? 396 00:35:24,647 --> 00:35:28,549 I don't know. Every girl I want to think about, I hate. 397 00:35:30,986 --> 00:35:32,977 Well, good night, Eddie. 398 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:34,512 Good night, Marilyn. 399 00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:39,870 Good night, Grandpa. 400 00:35:39,228 --> 00:35:42,595 Good night. Rotten dreams. 401 00:36:02,384 --> 00:36:05,876 You know, I just can't get over it, Lily. 402 00:36:05,921 --> 00:36:10,790 To think that this is mine. All mine. 403 00:36:11,393 --> 00:36:13,540 I know, Hermy baby. 404 00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:14,892 But get some sleep now. 405 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:17,922 I want you to look nice for your relatives tomorrow. 406 00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:21,940 But I just can't sleep, dear. It's so beautiful. 407 00:36:21,136 --> 00:36:23,866 The decor absolutely sends me... 408 00:36:23,906 --> 00:36:25,897 and the architecture knocks me out. 409 00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:31,944 What's that? 410 00:36:38,254 --> 00:36:41,849 Lily, they're playing our song. 411 00:36:47,262 --> 00:36:48,286 Look, bumblebee. 412 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:52,533 They even have sliding panels. 413 00:36:57,539 --> 00:37:01,168 How nice of your family to make us feel so at home. 414 00:37:19,962 --> 00:37:20,986 Lovely! Lovely! 415 00:37:36,612 --> 00:37:38,580 Ooh, this is the best yet. 416 00:37:38,614 --> 00:37:39,646 Die! 417 00:37:40,349 --> 00:37:43,443 Die! 418 00:37:43,986 --> 00:37:46,130 How do you do, Mr. Die? 419 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,147 I'm Herman Munster and this is my... 420 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,796 - You know, Lily? - Yes, sugar? 421 00:38:00,836 --> 00:38:06,350 I don't know when I've ever felt more welcome in a strange place. 422 00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:28,559 Really. Last night couldn't have been more badly bungled, 423 00:38:28,797 --> 00:38:31,595 if I'd given it to Parliament to do. 424 00:38:31,633 --> 00:38:34,261 Mumsy, you should have seen him there, 425 00:38:34,303 --> 00:38:37,466 with this great fissure down his forehead. 426 00:38:37,506 --> 00:38:38,871 Ghastly! 427 00:38:38,907 --> 00:38:40,807 I can hardly eat a thing. 428 00:38:40,843 --> 00:38:43,730 It's absolutely true, Mums. 429 00:38:43,111 --> 00:38:46,706 Grace, I've warned you time and time again... 430 00:38:46,748 --> 00:38:49,615 of the evils of exaggeration. 431 00:38:52,887 --> 00:38:55,312 Great Scott! 432 00:38:57,226 --> 00:39:00,354 Good morrow, family-mine. 433 00:39:02,831 --> 00:39:07,131 And you must be my Aunt Effigie. 434 00:39:07,169 --> 00:39:08,693 You know, I can tell, 435 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:12,605 because we both have that same noble Munster brow. 436 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:15,474 Oh, please, please. Don't get up. 437 00:39:27,723 --> 00:39:30,920 And you must be my Cousin Freddie. 438 00:39:31,793 --> 00:39:34,230 If you kiss me, I'll scream. 439 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:37,520 And you must be Cousin Grace. 440 00:39:37,566 --> 00:39:39,659 Oh, Marilyn. 441 00:39:39,701 --> 00:39:42,727 Marilyn, you could take a few lessons from Cousin Grace. 442 00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:44,671 See what a sandpaper skin... 443 00:39:44,706 --> 00:39:48,301 and a touch of malnutrition can do for the complexion? 444 00:39:48,343 --> 00:39:51,471 Oh, yes. It does wonders for you, Cousin Grace. 445 00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:56,309 Young man, what do you think of Munster Hall? 446 00:39:56,351 --> 00:39:59,130 Weirdsville. What a kookoo pad. 447 00:39:59,254 --> 00:40:01,622 Doesn't he speak English? 448 00:40:01,657 --> 00:40:04,157 No. Just American. 449 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:08,762 May I get you a bite of breakfast, governor. 450 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:12,358 Oh, thank you, Cruikshank. 451 00:40:12,401 --> 00:40:14,631 But I am not a governor. 452 00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:17,662 I never even made alderman. 453 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:19,298 I am a simple man. 454 00:40:19,341 --> 00:40:20,865 A man of the people. 455 00:40:20,909 --> 00:40:23,360 You may call me Lord. 456 00:40:23,745 --> 00:40:26,873 I'm Lord Munster, not him! 457 00:40:26,915 --> 00:40:28,644 Not he, Freddie. 458 00:40:28,684 --> 00:40:33,180 The objective pronoun always takes the nominative case. 459 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:35,546 I don't care. I don't care. 460 00:40:35,591 --> 00:40:36,819 I'm Lord Munster. 461 00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:39,426 Mums, Freddie's bashing his head against a wall. 462 00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:42,125 If he opens a vein he'll ruin the drapes. 463 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:49,467 There, there, lovey. You shall be Lord Munster, 464 00:40:49,504 --> 00:40:52,640 as soon as we think of a tidy way... 465 00:40:52,107 --> 00:40:55,133 of disposing of the great oaf. 466 00:40:55,177 --> 00:40:58,442 Mumsy, I know it isn't my birthday, 467 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,471 but let me do him in. 468 00:41:00,515 --> 00:41:04,246 You do him in? You selfish beastie! 469 00:41:05,687 --> 00:41:09,646 Don't you remember what our psychiatrist said about sharing? 470 00:41:09,691 --> 00:41:13,923 Sharing? I'm against this "share the wealth" business. 471 00:41:13,962 --> 00:41:15,156 Very un-British. 472 00:41:16,398 --> 00:41:19,600 - Here you are. - Ta. 473 00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:22,502 Oh, double gins this early in the day, chaps? 474 00:41:22,537 --> 00:41:26,667 We got to haul some more boxes from Munster Hall, sir. 475 00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:29,108 Squire-- Your Honourable. 476 00:41:29,144 --> 00:41:32,978 It takes a brace of gins to muster enough backbone... 477 00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:35,415 to walk through that miserable gate, Squire. 478 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:37,384 Why, it's disgraceful. 479 00:41:37,419 --> 00:41:38,681 Disgraceful! 480 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,679 Those Munsters. Sneaking about the country for 300 years, 481 00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:45,220 popping bodies into ditches, 482 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,119 poisoning the neighbours' cats. 483 00:41:47,162 --> 00:41:51,258 And all of them despicable, politically, of course. 484 00:41:51,299 --> 00:41:52,926 They ought to be shot! 485 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,731 Ought to be shot! 486 00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:57,705 Ought to be hung, drawn and quartered, the lot of them! 487 00:41:57,739 --> 00:42:00,537 There we are... Blast ye! 488 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,179 If you ask me, Squire blusters like that... 489 00:42:08,216 --> 00:42:11,879 because he's afraid of the secret of Munster Hall too. 490 00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:16,240 Mr. Hennesey here could fill you in on that. 491 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:18,390 When he was head groom at Munster, 492 00:42:18,427 --> 00:42:22,488 him and the lady Grace was like two peas in a pod. 493 00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:26,126 I suppose when you been around animals for a long time... 494 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:31,572 it's very difficult to tell one horse-face from another. 495 00:42:31,606 --> 00:42:33,631 That right, Mr. Hennesey? 496 00:42:33,675 --> 00:42:37,800 My private life's no concern of the likes of you. 497 00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:40,537 What I know about Munster Hall, I keep to myself. 498 00:42:40,582 --> 00:42:44,541 Now, you look after the customers, my girl, 499 00:43:10,312 --> 00:43:12,410 Oh! Sir! 500 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,174 I'm sorry, sir! It was all my fault. 501 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:18,914 Blast it, girl! Don't try to change the-- Aaargh! 502 00:43:21,723 --> 00:43:26,920 You came at me like a charging rhinoceros. 503 00:43:27,262 --> 00:43:28,786 Your fault, you say? 504 00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:32,630 Yes, sir. You see, I was thinking of someone else. 505 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:33,861 Er, something else. 506 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,870 My dear young woman, 507 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:39,567 this is the first time I've ever been apologized to... 508 00:43:39,608 --> 00:43:41,337 by one of your generation. 509 00:43:41,376 --> 00:43:46,609 Why, this calls for fireworks at the very least. 510 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,142 Come down here, lad! 511 00:43:50,185 --> 00:43:52,380 Come down, blast it, 512 00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:55,878 and meet this perfectly charming colonial girl. 513 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:56,991 Really, Squire. 514 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,921 Good heavens, Lester. 515 00:43:59,961 --> 00:44:03,124 Must you trumpet like a wounded wildebeest? 516 00:44:03,165 --> 00:44:05,929 I suppose he brought you to meet our son. 517 00:44:05,967 --> 00:44:10,267 Of course. Time he met someone with decent bone structure. 518 00:44:10,305 --> 00:44:13,297 Instead of those thin-lipped wallabies he finds in London. 519 00:44:13,341 --> 00:44:14,638 Look at the girl. 520 00:44:14,676 --> 00:44:17,574 She could give us a dozen grandchildren without noticing. 521 00:44:19,848 --> 00:44:21,839 - Are you coming down? - Yes, Dad. 522 00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:27,179 Marilyn! 523 00:44:27,856 --> 00:44:28,914 Roger! 524 00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:34,592 I say! 525 00:44:34,629 --> 00:44:37,962 They might have the decency to wait till I'd introduced them. 526 00:44:44,373 --> 00:44:48,639 "Dear guys, I hope things are OK back there at the parlor. 527 00:44:48,877 --> 00:44:52,335 Well, here I am at Munster Hall. 528 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:55,781 We're all making a great effort to adjust 529 00:44:55,817 --> 00:44:57,245 to our inherited splendor." 530 00:44:58,253 --> 00:45:02,656 High on the gallows, it's a shame and a sin 531 00:45:02,691 --> 00:45:05,956 Me own blood-brother swings 532 00:45:05,994 --> 00:45:09,521 He was innocent, but I turned him in 533 00:45:09,564 --> 00:45:13,227 For a cask of ale and nine shillings 534 00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:16,330 Where'd you get the hot rod, sporty? 535 00:45:16,671 --> 00:45:19,397 Oh, it's you, sir. 536 00:45:19,441 --> 00:45:21,739 Me late master's racer. 537 00:45:21,776 --> 00:45:25,371 Won the Shroudshire road race 12 times in a row. 538 00:45:25,413 --> 00:45:27,472 I was his driver. 539 00:45:27,515 --> 00:45:31,975 In the 13th race, I hit the wall in East Gasping. 540 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,147 That's what scrambled your bones. 541 00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:38,570 I always thought Squire Moresby forced me off. 542 00:45:38,930 --> 00:45:40,288 Dirty work at the crossroads, eh? 543 00:45:40,328 --> 00:45:44,940 Always was a grudge race between the Munsters and the squire. 544 00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:48,000 Even Her Ladyship was quite a driver in her day. 545 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,199 We always had hopes a Munster heir would come along... 546 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,969 and bring the trophy home again. 547 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:59,106 Unfortunately, Master Freddie hasn't the stomach for racing. 548 00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:03,914 Even as a baby, he got car sick in his perambulator. 549 00:46:04,552 --> 00:46:05,814 Thank you, Bridgette. 550 00:46:06,755 --> 00:46:10,418 Roger will be down as soon as he's made himself presentable. 551 00:46:10,759 --> 00:46:12,750 Yes, my dear, a Moresby car... 552 00:46:12,894 --> 00:46:16,295 has won the Shroudshire trophy for five years running. 553 00:46:16,331 --> 00:46:20,392 And now it's Roger's turn to carry on. 554 00:46:20,435 --> 00:46:24,735 I see a Lord Munster won it from 1910 to 1922. 555 00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:26,434 Was that Aunt Effigie's husband? 556 00:46:28,510 --> 00:46:30,239 Did you say Aunt Effigie, dear? 557 00:46:31,346 --> 00:46:34,315 Are you by any chance related to the Munsters? 558 00:46:34,349 --> 00:46:35,748 Why, yes. 559 00:46:35,784 --> 00:46:38,646 My Uncle Herman and Aunt Lily just inherited Munster Hall. 560 00:46:40,722 --> 00:46:42,530 I thought you knew. 561 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:44,240 Young lady, 562 00:46:44,590 --> 00:46:47,825 we haven't had a Munster on this property since 1820, 563 00:46:47,862 --> 00:46:51,320 when we caught one trying to poison our well. 564 00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:53,596 You mean you don't like the Munsters? 565 00:46:53,635 --> 00:46:55,762 They're loathsome creatures. 566 00:46:55,804 --> 00:46:57,431 Roger should have warned us. 567 00:46:57,472 --> 00:47:00,270 Once we'd have set the dogs on you. 568 00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:03,243 Well, I don't think that'll be necessary. 569 00:47:09,184 --> 00:47:10,549 Marilyn, where are you going? 570 00:47:10,585 --> 00:47:12,849 None of your business, you-- you-- 571 00:47:12,887 --> 00:47:14,912 You English ratfink! 572 00:47:22,864 --> 00:47:27,631 "And you should see Lily and Eddie... 573 00:47:27,669 --> 00:47:30,661 making friends here and there... 574 00:47:30,705 --> 00:47:33,300 in our quaint little village." 575 00:47:50,892 --> 00:47:52,450 - Mom? - Yes? 576 00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:53,984 What are tomahtoes? 577 00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:57,988 Oh, that's how they pronounce tomato here, dear. Why? 578 00:47:58,330 --> 00:48:00,160 That's what they're throwing at me. 579 00:48:00,201 --> 00:48:01,793 Munster! Munster! Evil eye! 580 00:48:01,836 --> 00:48:06,569 Munster! Munster! Die! Die! Die! 581 00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:09,241 Really! Come along, Eddie. 582 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:13,879 And Roger's family practically threw me out the house. 583 00:48:13,915 --> 00:48:16,577 And kids threw tomahtoes at me. 584 00:48:16,618 --> 00:48:20,190 And the shops closed their doors in my face. 585 00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:22,819 It was like they had something against Munster Hall. 586 00:48:22,857 --> 00:48:27,851 In the saloon, they talked about the secret of Munster Hall. 587 00:48:27,896 --> 00:48:30,262 There is something going on here. 588 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:32,232 As head of the Munster clan, 589 00:48:32,267 --> 00:48:36,328 it is my duty to find out what and right the wrong. 590 00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:39,738 Herman Munster, stop playing Prince Valiant. 591 00:48:39,774 --> 00:48:44,302 I want you to go to the police and stop playing detective. 592 00:48:44,345 --> 00:48:49,510 - Do you hear me? - Yes. Right you are, dear. 593 00:49:35,463 --> 00:49:37,524 Come on, Grandpa. 594 00:49:37,866 --> 00:49:39,561 Herman? 595 00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:43,401 Do you understand we have to be absolutely quiet? 596 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:45,650 All right. All right. 597 00:49:45,106 --> 00:49:46,835 I'll be absolutely quiet. 598 00:49:48,843 --> 00:49:50,300 Herman! 599 00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:53,240 Dumb old flag. 600 00:50:00,210 --> 00:50:02,449 Herman? 601 00:50:02,991 --> 00:50:04,481 Where are you going? 602 00:50:04,526 --> 00:50:06,994 I don't know. I'm trying the rooms. 603 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,622 Here. Take that. Follow me. 604 00:50:30,919 --> 00:50:33,444 There's gotta be a basement under this place. 605 00:50:34,789 --> 00:50:37,986 The thing is, how do we get down there? 606 00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:40,756 I don't know. Let's go back to bed. 607 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,199 Look. This is it! A secret passage! 608 00:50:49,871 --> 00:50:52,465 You did it! You did it! 609 00:50:52,507 --> 00:50:54,407 Grandpa, isn't that neato? 610 00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:57,206 It's just like your playroom back home. 611 00:50:57,245 --> 00:50:59,179 Come on. Follow me. Shh! 612 00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:03,981 Hand me the torch. 613 00:51:06,721 --> 00:51:08,848 Ow! Herman! 614 00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:43,483 Herman, I must ask Freddie where he gets his slime. 615 00:51:43,524 --> 00:51:45,287 It looks imported. 616 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,799 Hmm. Funny place to put a gate. 617 00:52:36,878 --> 00:52:38,539 What? 618 00:52:49,490 --> 00:52:50,650 After you, Grandpa. 619 00:52:50,692 --> 00:52:52,489 Oh, thank you. 620 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:21,578 Oh, it's you, Cousin Eddie. 621 00:53:21,622 --> 00:53:23,419 I can't find my pop. 622 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:25,722 He always kisses Wulfuf good night. 623 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,751 Would you do it, Cousin Freddie? 624 00:53:29,464 --> 00:53:31,489 Well... I'd rather not. 625 00:53:31,532 --> 00:53:33,625 Well, would you kiss me good night? 626 00:53:46,447 --> 00:53:48,608 Thanks, Cousin Freddie. 627 00:54:41,702 --> 00:54:43,727 Follow the leader. 628 00:54:51,346 --> 00:54:52,608 Herman! Herman! 629 00:54:52,647 --> 00:54:54,706 Wait for me. I can't make it. 630 00:55:04,659 --> 00:55:07,526 Easy does it, Herman. 631 00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:11,959 The warden of health would make him cover that. 632 00:55:52,206 --> 00:55:57,200 Alfie, I think I hear something. 633 00:55:57,245 --> 00:56:01,773 Cor, I hope it's only... 634 00:56:01,816 --> 00:56:04,182 only an earthquake. 635 00:56:04,218 --> 00:56:06,150 Let's get this over with. 636 00:56:42,723 --> 00:56:45,419 - Grandpa? - Yes, Herman? 637 00:56:45,459 --> 00:56:47,290 You can let me down now. 638 00:56:55,870 --> 00:56:58,430 Grandpa? What are you doing? 639 00:56:58,472 --> 00:56:59,737 Opening the box. 640 00:56:59,774 --> 00:57:03,166 Maybe there's someone in here who knows what's going on. 641 00:57:10,217 --> 00:57:11,284 Who is it? 642 00:57:13,487 --> 00:57:16,388 Anyone we know? 643 00:57:16,424 --> 00:57:18,392 Herman, take a look. 644 00:57:29,103 --> 00:57:30,161 Looky! 645 00:57:31,872 --> 00:57:33,134 Play money! 646 00:57:35,876 --> 00:57:37,844 Oh, and say, look-- 647 00:57:37,878 --> 00:57:40,813 Here's a picture of Mary Poppins. 648 00:57:40,848 --> 00:57:42,509 But they left off her umbrella. 649 00:57:44,151 --> 00:57:46,449 Herman, this is the Queen of England... 650 00:57:46,487 --> 00:57:49,251 and these are English pounds. 651 00:57:49,290 --> 00:57:52,191 Herman, there is something going on here. 652 00:57:52,226 --> 00:57:54,592 - Where? - Where? In there. 653 00:57:54,629 --> 00:57:55,693 Come on. 654 00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:23,924 "Keep ye out." 655 00:58:26,327 --> 00:58:30,195 Herman, come back here and open the door! 656 00:58:30,231 --> 00:58:31,755 OK. OK. OK. 657 00:58:41,642 --> 00:58:43,700 Allow me. 658 00:59:11,305 --> 00:59:13,296 Photo engraver... 659 00:59:17,912 --> 00:59:18,976 Developer... 660 00:59:20,915 --> 00:59:23,281 Printing ink... 661 00:59:23,317 --> 00:59:26,548 Printing plates... 662 00:59:26,587 --> 00:59:28,487 Printing press. 663 00:59:32,259 --> 00:59:33,726 Money. 664 00:59:34,829 --> 00:59:36,910 Money! 665 00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:38,696 Herman! They're printing it right here. 666 00:59:38,733 --> 00:59:40,894 There must be millions of pounds. 667 00:59:40,935 --> 00:59:44,980 We've stumbled onto a counterfeit ring! 668 00:59:44,138 --> 00:59:46,572 This is the secret of Munster Hall. 669 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:49,990 Call the police. 670 00:59:49,143 --> 00:59:51,430 - I'll... - Call the FBI. 671 00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:53,120 - I'm... - Get Scotland Yard. 672 00:59:53,470 --> 00:59:56,949 - Right... - Phone Batman. 673 00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:59,953 Car 54, where are you? 674 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:03,218 Herman, will you knock it off! 675 01:00:03,257 --> 01:00:06,624 - What are we gonna do? - I'll tell you. 676 01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:09,891 First, we're not gonna tell Lily, Marilyn or Eddie... 677 01:00:09,930 --> 01:00:11,693 and get them all upset. 678 01:00:11,732 --> 01:00:15,498 We have to sit down and decide what to do. 679 01:00:15,536 --> 01:00:18,562 OK... OK, well, let's go back to bed. 680 01:00:18,606 --> 01:00:19,636 Right. 681 01:00:52,373 --> 01:00:53,806 Out! 682 01:01:32,479 --> 01:01:36,400 Herman, where have you been for the last hour? 683 01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:37,880 Well, I... I, er... 684 01:01:37,918 --> 01:01:40,478 I... I went for a drink of water. 685 01:01:41,722 --> 01:01:44,486 Sure is a long way to the bathroom. 686 01:01:49,797 --> 01:01:51,230 Now, listen, Herman-- 687 01:01:53,434 --> 01:01:54,466 Herman? 688 01:01:54,602 --> 01:01:57,264 Two more minutes... 689 01:01:59,273 --> 01:02:01,241 Oh, thank you, Cruikshank. 690 01:02:01,275 --> 01:02:03,209 You're welcome, madam. 691 01:02:05,450 --> 01:02:09,744 Cousin Herman has discovered the secret of Munster Hall? 692 01:02:09,783 --> 01:02:10,872 How terrible! 693 01:02:11,552 --> 01:02:13,918 He's bound to tell the police... 694 01:02:13,954 --> 01:02:16,752 and you know how stuffy they are about counterfeiting. 695 01:02:16,790 --> 01:02:19,918 I shouldn't think so. When he came to see me, 696 01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,726 I convinced the oaf I knew nothing of the goings-on. 697 01:02:23,764 --> 01:02:25,857 I was properly shocked and surprised. 698 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:28,596 Oh! Wizard, Mums. 699 01:02:28,636 --> 01:02:31,298 I told him I'd inform the authorities... 700 01:02:31,338 --> 01:02:34,340 and the matter would be taken care of immediately. 701 01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:37,737 But sooner or later he's bound to find out. 702 01:02:37,778 --> 01:02:40,406 Mumsy, let me do him in. 703 01:02:40,447 --> 01:02:41,675 Pretty please. 704 01:02:42,283 --> 01:02:44,274 He shall be done in, 705 01:02:44,318 --> 01:02:47,219 but according to The Gryphon's prearranged plan. 706 01:02:47,254 --> 01:02:49,552 Yes, dear Cousin Herman... 707 01:02:49,590 --> 01:02:52,855 shall conveniently drive himself into the hereafter... 708 01:02:52,893 --> 01:02:56,124 in the Shroudshire road race next Saturday. 709 01:02:56,163 --> 01:02:57,653 Bully, Mums! 710 01:02:58,532 --> 01:03:00,295 And I'll be Lord Munster! 711 01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:03,895 - I'll be Lord Munster! - Quiet, Freddie! 712 01:03:03,938 --> 01:03:06,634 It has always been a grudge race, 713 01:03:06,674 --> 01:03:09,666 between the Munsters and the Moresbys. 714 01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:13,908 The Gryphon has arranged for an accident on the track. 715 01:03:13,948 --> 01:03:17,247 And Roger Moresby will get the blame. 716 01:03:17,284 --> 01:03:19,775 Cousin Herman isn't a race driver. 717 01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:22,482 How can you persuade him to do it? 718 01:03:22,523 --> 01:03:25,253 He fancies himself as head of the family. 719 01:03:25,292 --> 01:03:28,523 We shall appeal to his honor, loyalty, 720 01:03:28,562 --> 01:03:30,655 and sense of family pride. 721 01:03:30,698 --> 01:03:35,101 How delightfully unscrupulous! 722 01:03:38,372 --> 01:03:41,680 Herman Munster, get out of this car! 723 01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:44,273 Why do you have to drive in that race Saturday? 724 01:03:44,311 --> 01:03:49,408 Lily, I promised Aunt Effigie I would uphold the family honor. 725 01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:51,381 Roger insulted our Marilyn, 726 01:03:51,418 --> 01:03:55,514 and Aunt Effigie said it was this or fight a duel. 727 01:03:55,556 --> 01:03:58,650 And you know I don't have a gun permit. 728 01:03:58,692 --> 01:04:01,354 Herman, forget the race for a minute. 729 01:04:01,395 --> 01:04:04,796 What about that little matter we discovered last night? 730 01:04:04,832 --> 01:04:07,266 I discussed it with Aunt Effigie... 731 01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:09,861 and it's all been taken care of. 732 01:04:09,903 --> 01:04:12,133 Do you think I'm stupid or something? 733 01:04:12,172 --> 01:04:17,405 Hermy, there'll be experienced drivers in that race. 734 01:04:17,444 --> 01:04:18,741 You could get killed! 735 01:04:18,779 --> 01:04:22,875 Lily, dear, you don't seem to understand. 736 01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:25,749 I'm an English lord now. 737 01:04:28,455 --> 01:04:29,544 Tally-ho! 738 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:54,300 I'm sorry, sir, but Miss Marilyn is not at home. 739 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,640 May I come in? 740 01:04:55,682 --> 01:04:58,981 I'll be glad to give her the flowers... 741 01:04:59,190 --> 01:05:00,987 and tell her you called. 742 01:05:02,890 --> 01:05:04,155 You be sure and do that now. 743 01:05:04,191 --> 01:05:09,600 I'm always happy to give love a helping hand. 744 01:05:15,936 --> 01:05:18,166 Adolescent swine. 745 01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:27,571 And he never contacted me, 746 01:05:27,614 --> 01:05:31,880 and every time I called, his mother said he was busy. 747 01:05:31,919 --> 01:05:33,887 There, there, dear. 748 01:05:33,921 --> 01:05:36,116 You've only had your heart broken. 749 01:05:36,156 --> 01:05:40,684 Wait till you've had a stake driven through it, like I have. 750 01:05:40,727 --> 01:05:43,218 I wish Uncle Herman hadn't wrecked the car, 751 01:05:43,263 --> 01:05:46,270 so he could beat Roger in the race. 752 01:05:46,660 --> 01:05:48,193 Uncle Herman will think of something. 753 01:05:48,235 --> 01:05:51,363 We Munsters aren't the type to take things lying down. 754 01:05:55,142 --> 01:05:57,110 How is it? 755 01:05:57,144 --> 01:05:58,441 Nice snug fit. 756 01:05:59,379 --> 01:06:00,403 We're short of parts. 757 01:06:00,447 --> 01:06:02,540 I was lucky to dig it up. 758 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,380 It'll be great for the body. 759 01:06:04,418 --> 01:06:05,578 Hey, Grandpa, 760 01:06:05,619 --> 01:06:08,452 these pipe organ parts will make neat exhaust pipes. 761 01:06:08,489 --> 01:06:10,457 Oh, great. Thank you, Eddie. 762 01:06:10,491 --> 01:06:12,288 And looky what I found. 763 01:06:13,827 --> 01:06:15,419 Some peachy headlights. 764 01:06:15,462 --> 01:06:18,898 Oh-ho! We're gonna have a terrific racer here. 765 01:06:18,932 --> 01:06:22,595 I used the motor from our car. I'll soup it up, 766 01:06:22,636 --> 01:06:25,764 stick in a high-lift cam and a blower. 767 01:06:25,806 --> 01:06:28,400 Boy, you'll wipe 'em at the race. 768 01:06:28,442 --> 01:06:30,137 You'll shut 'em all down. 769 01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:32,977 Oh, boy! 770 01:06:33,130 --> 01:06:36,881 I am gonna be the hottest driver in the race. 771 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,897 How sweet that is. 772 01:07:00,941 --> 01:07:03,705 - Gentlemen. - Thanks, love. 773 01:07:03,944 --> 01:07:05,741 There's no contest. 774 01:07:05,779 --> 01:07:09,146 Squire's boy'll win it hands down. 775 01:07:09,183 --> 01:07:11,777 I don't see it that way at all. 776 01:07:11,818 --> 01:07:14,810 Hennesey, I'll put another fiver on Nedder. 777 01:07:14,855 --> 01:07:16,379 All right, another five. 778 01:07:16,423 --> 01:07:17,583 I'd stick with Moresby. 779 01:07:17,624 --> 01:07:20,240 He's got the hottest rig in the race. 780 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,461 'Course, Worthington might have an outside chance. 781 01:07:23,497 --> 01:07:26,796 Drinks Irish whiskey, he does, you know? 782 01:07:31,104 --> 01:07:33,868 What's the matter with you two blokes? 783 01:07:33,907 --> 01:07:36,899 I've seen zombies at the flickers looking happier. 784 01:07:36,944 --> 01:07:40,778 You'd have the wobblies too, if you'd been to Munster Hall. 785 01:07:45,552 --> 01:07:47,782 Well, well. Look who's here. 786 01:07:47,821 --> 01:07:52,870 Mr. Freddie Munster. Oh, we are honored, aren't we? 787 01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:54,855 What'll you have-- sir? 788 01:07:54,895 --> 01:07:58,353 Well, if it isn't Hennesey, our late horse groom. 789 01:07:58,398 --> 01:08:01,128 I didn't recognize you without a pitchfork. 790 01:08:01,168 --> 01:08:03,295 You've cleaned up frightfully well. 791 01:08:03,337 --> 01:08:04,565 What's your pleasure, sir? 792 01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:06,937 We'll talk about that later. 793 01:08:06,974 --> 01:08:08,942 Meanwhile, I'll have an enormous Scotch... 794 01:08:08,976 --> 01:08:11,100 and a teeny drop of soda. 795 01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:14,845 Oh, I say, Hennesey, 796 01:08:14,881 --> 01:08:16,746 bookmaking, eh? 797 01:08:16,783 --> 01:08:18,182 You'll be smoking next. 798 01:08:18,218 --> 01:08:20,448 You care to make a little wager? 799 01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:22,546 I might, at that. 800 01:08:22,589 --> 01:08:24,523 Er, fifty fine? 801 01:08:25,692 --> 01:08:29,150 Fifty pounds? On your cousin, the American. 802 01:08:29,196 --> 01:08:31,528 No, no, no. On young Moresby. 803 01:08:31,565 --> 01:08:32,657 On the nose. 804 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:42,341 Hurry up, Pop. You'll miss the race. 805 01:08:48,982 --> 01:08:52,884 Boy, I can hardly wait to burn rubber in this. 806 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:56,317 The race starts in an hour. Eddie and I are going ahead, 807 01:08:56,357 --> 01:08:58,288 to get seats in the grandstand. 808 01:08:58,325 --> 01:09:01,351 I don't want to miss you wiping out that Roger. 809 01:09:01,795 --> 01:09:04,662 Say, where's your Aunt Lily and Grandpa? 810 01:09:04,698 --> 01:09:07,428 They'll be along. They're inside getting ready. 811 01:09:07,467 --> 01:09:11,335 Well, I hope they don't get tied up and miss the start. 812 01:09:16,677 --> 01:09:19,771 Listen, buster, this is modern-day England. 813 01:09:19,813 --> 01:09:22,770 You can't get away with knocking off Herman. 814 01:09:22,115 --> 01:09:26,711 That's what makes the whole thing so delightful-- we can. 815 01:09:26,753 --> 01:09:30,189 You see, this will look like an ordinary racing accident... 816 01:09:30,223 --> 01:09:35,920 and any blame will attach to that loathsome Roger Moresby. 817 01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:38,393 Oh! Freddie Munster, 818 01:09:38,432 --> 01:09:40,559 you're not a very nice person. 819 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,591 I am a thorough rotter, 820 01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:45,901 like all Munsters before me, and proud of it. 821 01:09:45,939 --> 01:09:48,737 Unfortunately, I'm not the brains behind this scheme. 822 01:09:50,410 --> 01:09:53,573 Well, aren't you going to ask me who is? 823 01:09:54,314 --> 01:09:57,715 Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Please ask me. 824 01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:01,860 All right. All right. Who is? 825 01:10:01,421 --> 01:10:03,820 The Gryphon! 826 01:10:06,259 --> 01:10:10,286 A brilliant man, who set up this counterfeiting operation, 827 01:10:10,330 --> 01:10:13,265 knowing that our reputation would frighten off busybodies. 828 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,299 The Gryphon also thought up this scheme... 829 01:10:17,337 --> 01:10:19,771 for doing in dear Cousin Herman. 830 01:10:19,806 --> 01:10:22,741 Oh! You can't get away with this. 831 01:10:22,776 --> 01:10:24,641 We'll go to the police. 832 01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:27,647 Well, who would believe you, you silly-billies? 833 01:10:27,681 --> 01:10:29,979 The accident will be in broad daylight, 834 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,984 in front of hundreds of people. 835 01:10:33,860 --> 01:10:35,646 Do make yourselves comfortable, won't you? 836 01:10:43,263 --> 01:10:44,730 Good afternoon, everyone. 837 01:10:44,765 --> 01:10:49,259 On the behalf of the managment of the annual Shroudshire race, 838 01:10:49,302 --> 01:10:53,102 we thank you for coming to see the events today. 839 01:10:53,140 --> 01:10:56,410 You're in for an exciting time. 840 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,637 So sit back, relax and have fun. 841 01:10:59,679 --> 01:11:03,410 The first race will begin in five minutes. 842 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,391 Golly, I don't see Pop anywhere, but there's Roger. 843 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:19,293 Please, Eddie, I'm ignoring him. 844 01:11:21,201 --> 01:11:24,364 I hope those guys didn't bring any more tomahtoes. 845 01:11:24,404 --> 01:11:27,134 Now, watch those hairpin curves... 846 01:11:27,174 --> 01:11:29,904 and keep an eye on that Munster car. 847 01:11:29,943 --> 01:11:31,438 They'll do anything to win. 848 01:11:31,478 --> 01:11:32,542 Right, Dad. 849 01:11:32,579 --> 01:11:34,604 Above all, drive carefully, dear. 850 01:11:34,648 --> 01:11:36,548 Shouldn't you wear a sweater? 851 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,730 Oh, Mother. 852 01:11:38,118 --> 01:11:41,217 If you see Marilyn, ask why I haven't heard from her. 853 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,160 Of course I will, darling. 854 01:11:43,156 --> 01:11:45,283 Well, good luck. 855 01:11:48,795 --> 01:11:51,992 All drivers check with starter. Five minutes. 856 01:12:19,593 --> 01:12:21,584 All right. Now, Lily. 857 01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:23,858 A-one, a-two, a-three. 858 01:12:29,350 --> 01:12:30,969 Father, that was wonderful! 859 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,565 Nothing. A little trick I picked up from Houdini. 860 01:12:48,121 --> 01:12:52,717 Oh! Oh, we just have to get out of here and warn Herman. 861 01:12:58,231 --> 01:13:01,394 The annual Shroudshire race starts in just a moment. 862 01:13:16,249 --> 01:13:18,114 There's Roger! 863 01:13:18,151 --> 01:13:20,850 I thought you were ignoring him. 864 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,951 Oh, yes. I forgot. 865 01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:27,221 Hey! There's Pop. 866 01:13:39,372 --> 01:13:43,690 Go, Uncle Herman! Go! Go! Go! 867 01:13:46,279 --> 01:13:48,144 Carry on, Roger! 868 01:13:50,183 --> 01:13:54,170 Gentlemen, start your motors. 869 01:14:03,430 --> 01:14:04,795 And they're off! 870 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:26,776 Oh, I say! What's this? 871 01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:29,186 It's a tomahto, sir. 872 01:14:32,191 --> 01:14:34,554 Oh, Grandpa. What are we going to do? 873 01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:37,290 They'll kill Herman. They'll kill him! 874 01:14:42,936 --> 01:14:43,968 Wait a minute. 875 01:14:46,272 --> 01:14:47,705 There's somebody coming. 876 01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:03,385 - It's you two chaps. - That's who it is, sir. 877 01:15:03,423 --> 01:15:06,722 - We come for a pick-up, sir. - Right. In there. 878 01:15:08,828 --> 01:15:11,956 You want us to go in there? 879 01:15:11,998 --> 01:15:13,727 In the secret room? 880 01:15:13,767 --> 01:15:17,396 Come on. There are only two left and that's the last. 881 01:15:17,437 --> 01:15:19,803 I can't say it's a pity. 882 01:15:21,975 --> 01:15:25,843 If you see anything or anybody, just ignore them, eh? 883 01:15:25,879 --> 01:15:28,279 Glad to hear that too, sir. 884 01:15:51,571 --> 01:15:53,737 That's the two of them, sir. 885 01:15:53,773 --> 01:15:54,865 Good show. 886 01:15:59,679 --> 01:16:02,110 Crikey! They get heavier all the time. 887 01:16:02,248 --> 01:16:05,843 Never mind. Just pretend it's your mother-in-law. 888 01:16:31,311 --> 01:16:35,509 I do believe it's time to take it out of first. 889 01:16:49,529 --> 01:16:51,963 And the Munster car takes the lead... 890 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:54,230 in a tremendous blast of steam. 891 01:17:04,244 --> 01:17:06,735 Joey, your stomach's growling again. 892 01:17:06,780 --> 01:17:09,749 It is not. It's your old joints, mate. 893 01:17:13,386 --> 01:17:15,354 It's your stomach. 894 01:17:15,388 --> 01:17:18,186 And I say it's your joints. 895 01:17:19,659 --> 01:17:21,627 - Joey? - Yeah? 896 01:17:21,661 --> 01:17:23,458 Whatever's creaking... 897 01:17:23,496 --> 01:17:25,794 and whatever's growling, 898 01:17:25,832 --> 01:17:30,326 is creaking and growling from back-- 899 01:17:30,370 --> 01:17:31,428 there! 900 01:17:52,859 --> 01:17:54,986 Come on, Uncle Herman! 901 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,791 Attaboy, Pop! 902 01:17:56,830 --> 01:17:59,264 Come on, Roger, old boy! 903 01:18:02,269 --> 01:18:05,898 The drivers are tight. Just finishing the first lap. 904 01:18:12,512 --> 01:18:14,776 Roger must have had steering wheel trouble. 905 01:18:14,814 --> 01:18:17,681 Trouble, nothing. He's trying to wreck my pop. 906 01:18:17,717 --> 01:18:19,617 Roger! How could you? 907 01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:49,606 Grandpa! Watch out for that tree! 908 01:19:49,642 --> 01:19:51,337 What tree? 909 01:19:58,818 --> 01:20:00,376 Woman driver! 910 01:20:09,329 --> 01:20:11,524 - How's it going? - All right. 911 01:20:11,564 --> 01:20:13,864 The Gryphon should nail him next time round. 912 01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:15,920 Good. 913 01:20:15,134 --> 01:20:16,192 By the by, 914 01:20:16,235 --> 01:20:18,260 why aren't you guarding the prisoners? 915 01:20:18,304 --> 01:20:21,967 Don't worry about them. They're locked up in the vault. 916 01:20:23,476 --> 01:20:25,103 Oh, poor Herman. 917 01:20:25,144 --> 01:20:27,900 I'll never see him again. 918 01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:28,473 Lily! 919 01:20:28,515 --> 01:20:30,380 Look, horses. 920 01:20:51,404 --> 01:20:54,237 Grandpa, what if we get caught? 921 01:20:54,273 --> 01:20:57,902 It won't be the first time I'm hanged as a horse thief. 922 01:21:05,518 --> 01:21:07,452 Hey! Pop's in the lead. 923 01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:10,650 Oh! I wonder where Grandpa and Aunt Lily are? 924 01:21:10,690 --> 01:21:12,521 They're gonna miss the whole race. 925 01:21:14,927 --> 01:21:17,880 They've got Roger boxed in. 926 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,833 That's Worthington, 927 01:21:21,868 --> 01:21:24,402 forced into the field by Moresby. 928 01:21:26,406 --> 01:21:29,432 I say, that was rather a shabby trick. 929 01:21:29,475 --> 01:21:32,103 Yes, not a bit like our dear Roger. 930 01:21:32,145 --> 01:21:35,774 I'm beginning to think it was just like your dear Roger. 931 01:21:50,997 --> 01:21:52,760 Next time I steal a horse, 932 01:21:52,999 --> 01:21:54,899 it's gonna have handles on it. 933 01:22:04,811 --> 01:22:07,609 You're doing fine, Grandpa. 934 01:22:07,647 --> 01:22:11,276 No one would ever know you've never been on a horse before. 935 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:15,680 Oh, boy. I'll never make it on foot. 936 01:22:15,721 --> 01:22:17,313 Oh, wait! 937 01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:26,863 I sure hope these pills aren't mixed up again. 938 01:22:26,899 --> 01:22:31,165 I'd hate to turn into Mr. Clean at a time like this. 939 01:22:46,419 --> 01:22:48,216 Freddie, you bore! 940 01:22:48,254 --> 01:22:50,586 Do stop breathing down my neck. 941 01:22:50,623 --> 01:22:52,352 You'll tarnish my necklace. 942 01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:54,719 I can't help it. I'm so nervous. 943 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,489 If The Gryphon doesn't get him, 944 01:22:56,529 --> 01:22:59,760 I'll break out in dirty great lumps. 945 01:22:59,799 --> 01:23:02,791 By the way, where's my darling Mumsy? 946 01:23:02,835 --> 01:23:05,269 I don't understand her missing this. 947 01:23:05,304 --> 01:23:08,239 She so enjoys a good killing. 948 01:23:08,274 --> 01:23:09,536 Gracie-- 949 01:23:09,575 --> 01:23:13,841 You can tell me. Mumsy is The Gryphon, isn't she? 950 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,246 I haven't the slightest. 951 01:23:16,282 --> 01:23:19,911 You mean you don't know who The Gryphon is? 952 01:23:19,952 --> 01:23:22,978 Of course I don't know! And it makes me mad! 953 01:23:23,756 --> 01:23:26,589 Mad! Mad! Maaaaad! 954 01:23:51,817 --> 01:23:54,445 View halloo! 955 01:23:54,487 --> 01:23:56,887 That's the largest fox I've ever seen. 956 01:23:56,923 --> 01:23:58,390 Tally-ho! 957 01:25:00,186 --> 01:25:01,778 Hi, there. 958 01:25:01,821 --> 01:25:04,312 Get out of the race! 959 01:25:04,357 --> 01:25:06,450 They're trying to get rid of you! 960 01:25:06,492 --> 01:25:07,584 What? 961 01:25:07,627 --> 01:25:10,152 They're trying to get rid of you! 962 01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:13,797 I love you too! 963 01:25:14,834 --> 01:25:16,461 Bye! 964 01:26:19,165 --> 01:26:20,632 Herman! 965 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,134 Yippee! 966 01:28:11,177 --> 01:28:13,770 What's the matter, fellas? 967 01:28:13,112 --> 01:28:15,273 Haven't you seen a wolf before? 968 01:28:18,784 --> 01:28:22,311 And now Lord Munster is making his move. 969 01:28:22,555 --> 01:28:24,785 Oh, boy! Pop's gonna win! 970 01:28:24,824 --> 01:28:27,622 I say. Roger isn't out of it yet. 971 01:28:41,774 --> 01:28:43,469 Oh, I say! 972 01:28:43,509 --> 01:28:46,876 Roger's pit men accidentally spilt oil on the track. 973 01:28:56,288 --> 01:28:59,985 He's fighting the wheel-- and there he goes! 974 01:29:02,428 --> 01:29:05,420 Over the finish line-- backwards! 975 01:29:14,573 --> 01:29:17,508 In a beautiful display of driving skill, 976 01:29:17,543 --> 01:29:20,137 Lord Munster is the winner! 977 01:29:25,317 --> 01:29:26,807 The stinker's won. 978 01:29:26,852 --> 01:29:28,786 Now I'll never be Lord Munster. 979 01:29:28,821 --> 01:29:30,490 Never! Never, never. 980 01:29:30,890 --> 01:29:31,613 Stop that sniveling, you idiot! 981 01:29:31,657 --> 01:29:34,353 The Gryphon hasn't finished with him yet. 982 01:29:42,101 --> 01:29:43,864 Pop! Look out! 983 01:29:58,751 --> 01:30:01,914 Oh, Roger! Where did you come from? 984 01:30:01,954 --> 01:30:04,180 I thought you were on the track. 985 01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:07,570 It wasn't me. Someone took my place. 986 01:30:07,192 --> 01:30:09,660 I'm so glad it wasn't you! 987 01:30:16,168 --> 01:30:17,260 The Gryphon. 988 01:30:17,303 --> 01:30:20,101 I bet it's Hennesey. He was always ambitious. 989 01:30:20,139 --> 01:30:22,937 By Jove, I've got it! It's Cruikshank. 990 01:30:22,975 --> 01:30:25,910 Whenever Americans make a film about the British, 991 01:30:25,945 --> 01:30:28,175 it's always the butler. 992 01:30:33,285 --> 01:30:34,809 That's not our son. 993 01:30:35,288 --> 01:30:38,121 Millie from the pub, The Gryphon? That's ridiculous! 994 01:30:38,857 --> 01:30:42,384 I thought she knew a lot about cars for a barmaid. 995 01:30:42,428 --> 01:30:45,158 I say, chaps. What's going on? 996 01:30:45,197 --> 01:30:47,392 What's going on? This-- 997 01:30:47,433 --> 01:30:50,925 This imposter's been trying to kill you for the entire race. 998 01:30:50,970 --> 01:30:52,280 Really? 999 01:30:52,371 --> 01:30:56,239 And I just put it down to poor sportsmanship. 1000 01:30:56,275 --> 01:30:58,637 But why would they want to kill me? 1001 01:30:58,677 --> 01:31:00,474 They're a bad lot, Your Lordship. 1002 01:31:00,512 --> 01:31:03,640 Them Munsters want to get the title for Freddie. 1003 01:31:03,682 --> 01:31:05,513 Even to do you in, sir. 1004 01:31:07,586 --> 01:31:12,319 You mean, when I was forced off the road, he-- I mean she... 1005 01:31:12,358 --> 01:31:13,620 And the oil? 1006 01:31:13,659 --> 01:31:16,389 Do me in? But... 1007 01:31:30,776 --> 01:31:32,505 Run! Hurry! 1008 01:31:35,314 --> 01:31:37,475 How are you supposed to drive? 1009 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,331 Oh, I say! 1010 01:31:56,368 --> 01:31:58,836 What a filthy, rotten trick. 1011 01:32:02,574 --> 01:32:06,660 Lady Effigie and the butler, sir, they're getting away. 1012 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:18,247 To the airport. And hurry, my good man. 1013 01:32:21,293 --> 01:32:25,627 You mean the police station, don't you, my good woman? 1014 01:32:41,380 --> 01:32:44,577 "Dear guys, we are leaving now for home. 1015 01:32:44,817 --> 01:32:47,285 It has all been very exciting. 1016 01:32:48,554 --> 01:32:49,851 Millie the barmaid... 1017 01:32:52,558 --> 01:32:53,855 was Cruikshank's daughter. 1018 01:32:53,892 --> 01:32:55,723 He taught her how to drive. 1019 01:32:55,761 --> 01:32:58,389 And Millie, under the pseudonym of The Gryphon, 1020 01:32:58,430 --> 01:33:00,694 set up the counterfeit ring. 1021 01:33:00,733 --> 01:33:05,102 In return, Aunt Effigie promised she would marry Freddie... 1022 01:33:05,137 --> 01:33:07,605 and become Lady Munster. 1023 01:33:07,639 --> 01:33:13,100 That's why they kept trying to put me in a-- 1024 01:33:14,179 --> 01:33:16,841 as we say in our business-- 1025 01:33:16,882 --> 01:33:21,114 in an embalming condition. 1026 01:33:26,291 --> 01:33:29,317 Love and kisses, Hermy baby." 1027 01:33:30,496 --> 01:33:32,540 There. All set. 1028 01:33:32,970 --> 01:33:33,164 Where's Marilyn? 1029 01:33:33,198 --> 01:33:36,261 She's in the garden, saying good-bye to Roger. 1030 01:33:36,301 --> 01:33:40,601 Good. I've been anxious to meet him face to face. 1031 01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:48,980 I think it's wonderful, 1032 01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:51,847 your family giving this place to the town. 1033 01:33:51,884 --> 01:33:54,790 Well, we were all homesick... 1034 01:33:54,119 --> 01:33:57,520 and Uncle Herman just isn't the type to be a lord. 1035 01:33:59,591 --> 01:34:00,956 Well... 1036 01:34:02,327 --> 01:34:05,763 It's getting late and I've gotta run. 1037 01:34:05,798 --> 01:34:08,280 I'd just like to say that, um... 1038 01:34:09,468 --> 01:34:13,461 I'll be doing more racing in America than I planned. 1039 01:34:13,505 --> 01:34:15,200 Last time we kissed, 1040 01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:18,141 you started seeing things and we had a fight. 1041 01:34:18,177 --> 01:34:19,371 Don't be silly. 1042 01:34:41,233 --> 01:34:43,724 Don't say you saw something this time? 1043 01:34:43,769 --> 01:34:45,361 Well, I, um... 1044 01:34:46,405 --> 01:34:49,340 Er... Not a thing. 1045 01:34:52,511 --> 01:34:54,706 Not a blessed thing. 1046 01:35:02,421 --> 01:35:05,686 It's a shame it's such a miserable night. 1047 01:35:05,724 --> 01:35:07,453 I'll take care of that. 1048 01:35:09,270 --> 01:35:11,293 A little instant rain storm. 1049 01:35:11,330 --> 01:35:12,524 Good. 1050 01:35:22,608 --> 01:35:24,872 Well, you can't win 'em all. 1051 01:35:31,383 --> 01:35:32,941 Hey, wait for me! 1052 01:35:33,385 --> 01:35:35,285 Hurry up, Marilyn!