1 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:32,291 I should get home. 2 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,166 You are everywhere. 3 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,916 Even in my dreams. 4 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,541 You have great timing! 5 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,625 You did this the other day. 6 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:26,791 The power is back. 7 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:32,708 Can I add you on LINE? 8 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:36,875 That way, if you have any questions about the medication, 9 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:39,375 you can ask me. and I will answer your questions. 10 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,000 I need to get this. 11 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:52,333 Hello? 12 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:53,875 Are you all right? 13 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:54,833 Where are you? 14 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:56,375 Close to home. 15 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:58,583 I had no signal until just now. 16 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:00,916 I'm glad you're okay. 17 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,291 Are you all right? 18 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:06,833 I was fixing the computer when the outage hit, 19 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:08,708 so all the data was lost. 20 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,000 I told my colleagues to go home, so I might be working late. 21 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,541 I have something to show you. Hold on. 22 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:23,291 LET'S GO OUT TO EAT. 23 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:31,666 Hi, do you have any painkillers? 24 00:03:34,666 --> 00:03:36,166 How can I help you? 25 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,333 I'm on my period. 26 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,375 Look at this sticker. You can add words to it. 27 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:41,750 Does it hurt bad? 28 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,750 MR. AND MRS. ZENG, LAUGHING 29 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:47,291 Look. 30 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:48,750 I made another one. 31 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:50,375 We can talk via the sticker. 32 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:55,208 "Go 33 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,583 eat 34 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,333 and sleep." 35 00:03:58,416 --> 00:04:00,791 "Don't wait up for me"? 36 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:02,916 Honey, I couldn't love you more. 37 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:06,250 Did you get it? 38 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,791 Get it? 39 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:09,166 Yeah, I got it. 40 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,500 Bye. 41 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:12,125 Bye. 42 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:15,416 Are you okay? 43 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,416 I'm okay. 44 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,666 Are you feeling dizzy? 45 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,916 - A little. - Rest up. 46 00:04:58,416 --> 00:04:59,250 Hello? 47 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:02,541 She's going into labor? 48 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,625 Now? 49 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,250 A-Nan is still on Green Island? 50 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:11,291 Okay, hang on. 51 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,791 I am on my way. 52 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,291 IN A LIFETIME, YOU'LL LIKE MANY, 53 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,500 YET, 54 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,625 YOU'LL LOVE ONLY ONE. 55 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,833 Daddy is on his way. Stay inside for a bit longer, okay? 56 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:50,958 Here comes your daddy. 57 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,083 You? Why are you here? 58 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,250 I didn't mean to, 59 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,333 You should've called me after the baby was born. 60 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:01,250 I might pass out if I see a baby covered in blood. 61 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:03,833 It's not like that. It's not pig's blood cake. 62 00:06:03,916 --> 00:06:07,250 Don't… don't call me. 63 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,333 Don't… 64 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,666 Hi, Mr. Liao. 65 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,000 I'm not… I'm not going into labor yet. 66 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:14,208 Go ahead. 67 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,458 Put page C in front of page A 68 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:18,666 and after page B. 69 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:19,666 I got it. 70 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,583 Add a promotion page at the end. 71 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:26,500 Okay, bye. 72 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:29,208 How many revisions have they asked for? They still want more? 73 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:31,541 Be quick. Come on. 74 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:35,125 Did you hear that? Squeeze in a two-second promo at the end. 75 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,750 - Relax. - I'm sending you the narration. 76 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:40,250 "Great deal for pretty moms! Join us now to get gifts 77 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,333 delivered to you. Take care of your baby now!" 78 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,208 Shit, better squeeze it in two seconds. 79 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:49,666 Changing diapers 80 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,166 Brings happiness and laughter 81 00:06:53,416 --> 00:06:55,583 We've all seen diaper commercials 82 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,833 where babies never cry, 83 00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:05,333 they're always smiling like angels, making everything look easy. 84 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:07,666 But reality 85 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:09,666 is the complete opposite. 86 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:12,083 Damn. 87 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:20,791 Damn. 88 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:25,166 Loving moms! Join us for a gift! Give your baby the best care! 89 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:29,250 Damn. She said it in two sentences. You can't understand a word of it. 90 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,083 Is this a good idea? 91 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,000 It's okay. 92 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,708 Do what the client asks. Just don't let people know we edited this. 93 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,333 Here comes your daddy! 94 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,416 Hey, guys. Food delivery. 95 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,000 Put it over there. 96 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,916 Why isn't A-Nan here yet? 97 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:51,666 He said he arrived an hour ago. 98 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,166 Is he going for a ring? 99 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,333 I think there's a good chance he'll propose. 100 00:07:58,916 --> 00:08:01,791 I told him I won't get married for the kids. 101 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:05,333 Marriage is meant to be for a lifetime together. 102 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:07,833 You can have children without having a husband. 103 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,791 Marriage is complicated. Divorce is even more so. 104 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,791 It's not that complicated. 105 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,583 I used to work at divorce court. 106 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:16,583 It takes ten minutes to divorce. It's quick. 107 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:17,541 Relax. 108 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,833 Finally. 109 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:25,041 Honey. 110 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:31,333 Don't press on my belly. 111 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:32,833 Are you all right? 112 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:34,958 It hurts. 113 00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:36,291 Don't worry. 114 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,375 I'm here with you. 115 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,458 Are you okay? 116 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:43,833 Is the baby okay? 117 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,208 Daddy is here. 118 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:48,291 Daddy is here. 119 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,791 I need help. 120 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,208 First off, thank you. 121 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,458 I don't know what I'd do without you. 122 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:18,625 I'm so thankful for your wife. I-ling did so much. 123 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:19,666 I appreciate that. 124 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,041 I-ling is his wife. 125 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:24,625 Are you Paul? 126 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:26,208 My name… is Xue-you. 127 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,250 I am Paul. 128 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:28,791 We had dinner earlier. 129 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,166 Yeah. 130 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,500 Are you divorced? 131 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:32,666 I… 132 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,541 Yes, I am divorced. 133 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:39,166 None of this matters. How can we help you? 134 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,333 Chill. 135 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:03,875 Take it easy. 136 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,625 - Chill. - Sit down. 137 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:08,625 - Hold on. I can't breathe. - It's okay. 138 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,750 - Sit down. - I can't breathe. 139 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:13,541 It's all right… Take a deep breath. Sit down. 140 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:25,166 Do you think I should propose now or wait until after the baby's born? 141 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,375 Neither. 142 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,000 They seem to have guessed you might propose. 143 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,666 Zero chance of success. 144 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:31,791 Why? 145 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:35,500 NaNa doesn't think having a baby and having a husband are a package deal. 146 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:37,875 She only wants the baby, not you. 147 00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:40,166 But don't worry. It's still your baby. 148 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:43,708 It's like… whether you choose one item or the whole meal, it's still McDonald's. 149 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:45,125 It's different. 150 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,750 A guinea pig is not a pig. 151 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,875 Isn't it? 152 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,416 There's no moon in a moon pie. 153 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,916 How could moon pie have a moon? 154 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,458 - Pineapple cakes have no… - Pineapple. 155 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:54,791 No. 156 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:56,166 I heard it's winter melon. 157 00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:58,583 - Winter melon? - Winter melon. 158 00:10:58,666 --> 00:10:59,958 It doesn't matter. 159 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,833 You haven't talked about marriage? 160 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,208 I thought she was just joking. 161 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,041 If I propose sincerely, 162 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,000 she will accept, right? 163 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,875 If we don't get married, 164 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:15,166 father will be listed as "unknown" on my son's ID card. 165 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,916 No, I know about this. 166 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,833 - It's just left blank. - Blank? 167 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,541 So anyone could write their name in. 168 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:29,625 A-Nan. 169 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,583 She's dilated four centimeters. 170 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:32,916 Four centimeters? 171 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:40,916 It can't have someone else's name on it. Please. 172 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,250 Please. 173 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:56,875 Director. 174 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,250 Now what? 175 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,166 Exhale slowly. 176 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,208 Very good. Breathe now. 177 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,333 Inhale. 178 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:13,916 Exhale slowly. 179 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,041 Come on. 180 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,208 Exhale slowly. 181 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,000 - One more time. - Good. 182 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,166 The baby is born. 183 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,083 Go. 184 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:30,708 Marry him… Marry him now 185 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:35,125 - Marry him… Happy every day - Good. 186 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,041 Now it's not zero chance, 187 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,208 it's negative 100. 188 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,125 Think again… 189 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,041 I got this one. 190 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,625 Add this… 191 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,041 {\an8}MARRY HIM 192 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,375 {\an8}Marry him…marry him now 193 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,625 {\an8}Marry him 194 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,208 {\an8}Happy everyday 195 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,541 - Super good. - Super good, right? 196 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,375 Give me your phone. I'll make you one. 197 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,208 Can I say no? 198 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,041 Very good. I can see the baby's hair. 199 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:11,958 Inhale. 200 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,416 All right, exhale. Let him slide out. 201 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,333 Go. 202 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:16,875 Exhale. 203 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,000 Very good, here. Out he comes. 204 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,041 Is he okay? 205 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:06,875 He looks good. 206 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,125 Don't worry. 207 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:10,791 A-Nan. 208 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:11,708 Come here. 209 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,958 Now. 210 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,708 Come on. 211 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,583 Say "Marry me…" 212 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,083 "Marry me now." 213 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,458 {\an8}YOU'RE AWESOME. 214 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,291 {\an8}MARRY HIM. 215 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,166 Hold on… 216 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,166 This is a bear. 217 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,708 A-Nan is still crying. 218 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:15,458 Really? 219 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,500 Do you think he looks more like A-Nan or NaNa? 220 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,250 NaNa. 221 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,500 He better not look like A-Nan. 222 00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:31,208 If we have a baby, who do you think it would resemble more? 223 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,125 Zeng Xue-you. 224 00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:44,375 I'm not a good mom material. 225 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,125 I'm a bad influence. 226 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:50,625 I like to complain a lot. 227 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,375 I am rude and heartless. 228 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,208 You're not that bad. 229 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,291 I am. 230 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,416 Look at my brother. 231 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,875 He's already in his 20s. 232 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,458 He skips school and work. 233 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,333 He shuts himself in his room all day. 234 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,041 My mom even has to buy his food for him. 235 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,250 But that's not on you. 236 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,916 He doesn't like school. 237 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,083 He skipped so many classes in middle school 238 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,666 and got expelled several times. 239 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,375 Every time, I had to send him back because our parents were busy. 240 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,625 I helped him with schoolwork. 241 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,875 Every time, the teacher asked if there was trouble at home, 242 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,291 or if something was going on. 243 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,166 But I didn't know how to answer. 244 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:40,916 Once, 245 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,583 I got so fed up 246 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,541 that I dragged him to school. 247 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,291 I literally dragged him 248 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:54,541 from our home to the street. 249 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,875 Many years later, 250 00:16:58,958 --> 00:16:59,958 I found out 251 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:02,916 he didn't like school 252 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,375 because he got bullied there. 253 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,583 His classmates poured 254 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,208 instant noodles on his head 255 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,833 and peed in his shoes. 256 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,250 He got bullied so badly at school, 257 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,791 and then by me at home. 258 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,333 I was such an idiot. 259 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,875 I had no idea what was going on. 260 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,833 I made him who he is, 261 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,875 shutting himself in his room every day. 262 00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,583 If I become a mother, 263 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,416 I will definitely ruin my child's life too. 264 00:17:58,291 --> 00:17:59,125 Honey. 265 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,375 You were just a kid. 266 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,750 Even the teacher had no idea. 267 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,000 How could you know? 268 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:09,375 Plus, 269 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,791 your brother wouldn't have 270 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,541 grown up at all without you. 271 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,916 You did nothing wrong. 272 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,125 You are the best. 273 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,708 Don't feel sad. 274 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,541 What's wrong? 275 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,875 Okay. Don't cry… 276 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:09,500 - It looks like he peed. - Really? 277 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,416 - Don't cry. - Change his diaper. 278 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,666 Don't cry. 279 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,208 Can I give it a try? 280 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,291 Are you sure? 281 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,291 Teach me. 282 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,291 Open this. 283 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,000 - Okay. - Don't cry. 284 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:27,958 Here. 285 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,791 It suddenly struck me that… 286 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,875 if you have a helpful partner, 287 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,333 maybe having a baby isn't such a bad idea. 288 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,625 A baby 289 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:08,333 Brings happiness and laughter 290 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,333 Did you hear that? 291 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,750 What? 292 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,250 Someone singing. 293 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,416 No. 294 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,791 A baby 295 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,375 Brings joy everyday 296 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,625 I-ling. 297 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,291 I-ling. 298 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,000 I-ling. 299 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:39,958 Hey. 300 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:41,750 I am down here. 301 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:44,208 What the hell? 302 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:45,666 I am not a ghost. 303 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,083 I am your womb. 304 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,333 What the hell? 305 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,291 What? 306 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,333 What? 307 00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,708 What? Don't scare me. What?