1 00:00:09,958 --> 00:00:11,541 {\an8}Happy birthday! 2 00:00:11,833 --> 00:00:13,291 Happy first birthday! 3 00:00:13,375 --> 00:00:14,750 So cute! 4 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:16,541 Look at her high-bridged nose. 5 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:17,458 Just like her dad. 6 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:18,375 That's true! 7 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:19,708 They have the same nose! 8 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:22,375 - So prominent! - Yeah, just like her dad. 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,083 Nonsense! You're lying through your teeth. 10 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:26,625 Her dad's nose is so flat. 11 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:28,458 The baby's eyes are so big. 12 00:00:28,541 --> 00:00:30,250 She got them from her mom. 13 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:33,250 Everyone knows the mom had cosmetic eye surgery. 14 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:39,166 I-Ling, 15 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,291 long time no see! 16 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:42,875 The baby is so cute! 17 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:44,916 Yeah. 18 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:46,250 I-Ling, 19 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,208 do you feel like having a baby, like everyone else? 20 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:52,833 Do you feel like dying at a funeral? 21 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:56,500 Marriage and having children are like contagious diseases. 22 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:01,833 Congratulations! 23 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:04,333 A few years ago, when I had turned 30… 24 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:07,083 They look so happy! 25 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:10,958 Friends see others getting married and feel like it's their turn. 26 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:15,000 It's like at a graduation ceremony. 27 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:18,875 It's like watching your classmates go up to receive their diplomas, 28 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,125 while you're still retaking classes. 29 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,250 You naturally feel left behind 30 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,708 and catch the "marriage fever." 31 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,708 - Congrats! - Here's some fruit for you. 32 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,625 Enjoy! 33 00:01:33,916 --> 00:01:37,541 I-Ling, you're 30. Get married, or you might miss out. 34 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,458 Meet someone! 35 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:40,833 Look, 36 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,833 over there, 37 00:01:41,916 --> 00:01:43,458 at the man in the dark suit. 38 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:45,041 That's my nephew! 39 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,583 He has a car, 40 00:01:46,666 --> 00:01:47,500 a house, 41 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:48,958 and respects his parents. 42 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:51,083 This kind of guy is the best! 43 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,000 Auntie, have some watermelon! 44 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:58,625 - It cools you down. - This grainy texture, I don't like it! 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,041 Let me introduce you to someone. 46 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:03,833 With your great qualities, 47 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,250 staying single must mean you're too picky! 48 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:10,416 You really shouldn't be too picky. It's just about living life together. 49 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,416 How about it? 50 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:17,500 You're picky about watermelon, 51 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:19,083 so why can't I be picky? 52 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,666 At 18, I moved alone to Tainan for school and work. 53 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,333 I paid for my tuition and living expenses. 54 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,291 I graduated and relocated to Taipei for work. 55 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:34,375 Despite the high rent, I managed to send money home every month. 56 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,750 I'm so outstanding. 57 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,000 Why settle in marriage? 58 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,916 There are just too few outstanding men. 59 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,666 Why blame me for being picky? 60 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,000 When you finally get married, 61 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,791 you see others having kids one after another. 62 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,750 It feels especially contagious. 63 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,541 You find babies adorable when you see them. 64 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,708 The baby's head smells so soothing. I want one too! 65 00:02:57,791 --> 00:02:59,125 But did you know? 66 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:02,291 Pregnancy might cause stroke, retinal disease, 67 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:03,875 hypertension, diabetes, epilepsy, 68 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,791 and tearing from vagina to anus. 69 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,750 Congratulations! 70 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,333 When are you due? 71 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,083 Honey, 72 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:26,166 my mom said not to get home too late. 73 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,000 Why? 74 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,416 She's cooking tonight. 75 00:03:31,916 --> 00:03:34,916 Can we not go home for dinner today? 76 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:38,333 She said my uncles are coming over, and she hoped… 77 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:39,833 we could all eat together. 78 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:42,250 Didn't we just eat together last week? 79 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,500 Yeah. 80 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:47,250 MOM: A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION. 81 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,958 IN-LAW: A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION. 82 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:57,333 MOM: STAY SAFE, SKIP THE BOOZE. 83 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,500 Ultimately, 84 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:05,583 we are brainwashed by fairy tales, 85 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:08,166 believing princes and princesses 86 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:11,250 live happily ever after together. 87 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:13,791 Screw you! 88 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:03,958 What the heck? 89 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:05,958 What's wrong? Can't you hold it together? 90 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,583 Just one second more! 91 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,125 How am I supposed to edit this? 92 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,083 Not happy with him? Solve it after work. 93 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:15,250 Going back and forth makes it hard for both you and me! 94 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,166 Advertising sells a lifestyle, 95 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:30,208 making you think your life will improve if you buy it, 96 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:31,875 but you don't really need it. 97 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,500 Like a diamond. 98 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,208 Rings and proposals weren't always linked. 99 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,375 A diamond company made 100 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,083 an incredibly successful ad 101 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:44,875 equating eternal love with diamonds. 102 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:46,041 Men began 103 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:50,875 saving hard to buy an expensive stone. 104 00:05:52,291 --> 00:05:56,750 Diamonds last forever, true love lasts a lifetime. 105 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:02,791 Hello? 106 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:05,791 The director's there? 107 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:08,083 Why did he arrive so early? 108 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,916 Okay, I'll pack up and head over now. 109 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:34,500 Fuck! 110 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:39,625 Fuck! 111 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:53,625 Are you okay? 112 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,375 Sorry. 113 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:57,916 Are you okay? 114 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:58,958 I'm fine. 115 00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:01,916 You're bleeding. 116 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:03,625 Where is it broken? 117 00:07:03,916 --> 00:07:04,750 Let me see. 118 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:08,958 How did this happen? 119 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:09,958 Hello? 120 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,208 Can you hear me? 121 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,083 Don't panic. 122 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,500 I'll call an ambulance. 123 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:17,666 I'll take you to the hospital. 124 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,208 Do you want to go to the hospital? 125 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,000 You… 126 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,166 have a nosebleed. 127 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:08,291 Life, like editing, 128 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:10,666 is full of choices. 129 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,041 The difference is, life has no script. 130 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,625 We don't know if fate will gift me a Jacky Xue-you Cheung. 131 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,541 I am Zeng Xue-you, 132 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:23,541 as in Cheung Xue-you. 133 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:28,666 Are you an engineer? 134 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:46,291 Have a seat. 135 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,666 The disc and read/write head seem fine. 136 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,750 It's not making strange noises either. 137 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,208 The motor drive is stable, 138 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,458 so the data inside should be fine. 139 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:04,791 Thank God. 140 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:05,708 Yeah. 141 00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,791 By the way, are you using Windows or Mac? 142 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:09,541 Mac. 143 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:12,000 For Mac, I'll back it up on a new one for you, 144 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:15,041 so your data won't get damaged when you return. 145 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:21,708 Thanks. 146 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,500 I am really sorry. 147 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,958 You're hurt, yet… you're helping me with this. 148 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,416 Have you eaten? Can I buy you some food? 149 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,000 No need, I've already eaten. 150 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,541 I ate and was on my way back when… 151 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:36,875 I am sorry. 152 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,833 No, I'm really sorry too. 153 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,083 Let it run for a moment. 154 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,666 This brand is amazing. 155 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:06,666 I had a small one before. 156 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:09,083 What are the maximum storage capacities? 157 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,375 This one is 12TB, and it can go up to 60TB. 158 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,208 Awesome. 159 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:16,125 Yeah. 160 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:19,750 How about home and business hard drives? 161 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,291 What's the difference? 162 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,875 Usage time differs. 163 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,125 Businesses can use it 24 hours a day. 164 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,041 With a five-year warranty, that's 43,800 hours. 165 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,958 For home use, it's 10,000 hours max. 166 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:31,875 Business-grade hard drives 167 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,208 use premium capacitors made from high-quality materials 168 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,583 Oh, I see. 169 00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:40,208 I'll buy the business one. 170 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:43,791 Doesn't HDD have one with a max of 16TB? 171 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:46,791 I had a RAID 5 with five hard drives but only 1TB. 172 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,625 What are you laughing at? 173 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,333 Nothing. 174 00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:57,666 This is the first time… a girl talks to me about hard drives. 175 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:05,791 Done. 176 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,208 How much for this hard drive? 177 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:17,541 Free of charge. 178 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,708 No way, a 4T drive must be expensive. 179 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,625 No, really, it's a gift from me. 180 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,250 Did you just hit your head? 181 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,125 No, I have plenty here. 182 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:29,875 I don't really need this one. 183 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,916 You can have it. 184 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,125 Really? 185 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:35,958 Yeah. 186 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:38,791 Really? 187 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,458 Yeah. 188 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,375 HARD DISKS LAST FOREVER, 189 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,916 TRUE LOVE LASTS A LIFETIME. 190 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,958 Good luck with your film! 191 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,125 Thank you. 192 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:06,916 Bye. 193 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,208 Bye. 194 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,541 Wait. 195 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,083 Wait. 196 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:48,166 Some say 197 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,333 men fall in love easily, 198 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,750 because they mistake an erection 199 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,708 for a pounding heart. 200 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,333 But I don't have a penis, so… 201 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,375 it must be my heart racing. 202 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:22,458 PRESENT 203 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,250 Mom. 204 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,291 Sleep. It's still early. 205 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,083 It's 5:00 a.m. Go to sleep. 206 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,166 It's okay. 207 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,583 I'm just taking out the trash. Sleep. No… 208 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,041 I'll handle it. 209 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,375 I-Ling. 210 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,500 Are you throwing out all these bags? 211 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,541 Yeah, I don't want them. 212 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,708 Can I have them? 213 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,250 I'll use them as trash bags! 214 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,125 Okay. 215 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,250 Thank you. 216 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,208 Sleep. 217 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:21,708 I-Ling. 218 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,875 Are you throwing out this pen too? 219 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,333 Yes, because it's out of ink. 220 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,666 Can I have it? 221 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,125 Okay. 222 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,250 Thanks. 223 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,333 Sleep. 224 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,500 Mom. 225 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,000 I can wash it, 226 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,166 just leave it there. 227 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,416 I'll handle it! 228 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,958 You young people work hard every day. 229 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,833 You must be tired and exhausted. 230 00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:53,125 You should sleep more. 231 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,375 Sleep more. Go. 232 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:56,375 Here. 233 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,208 Sleep. 234 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:07,958 My underwear. 235 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,416 Damn it! 236 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:38,250 Three years ago, 237 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,666 we got married and were supposed to live here for one year. 238 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:42,791 It's been three years. 239 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,708 When will you tell your mom we're moving out? 240 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,958 Housing prices have soared. Let's wait, okay? 241 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,500 It's always expensive. 242 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,375 But if we move out now, 243 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,958 we'll need to pay for a mortgage, 244 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,583 that would make things tougher. 245 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,333 Didn't we already discuss this? 246 00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,250 Just buy what we can afford! 247 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,958 When will you tell your mom? 248 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,250 I… 249 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,416 Xue-you, 250 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,208 breakfast is ready! 251 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,250 I'll tell her. 252 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,583 You always say that. You say that all the time. 253 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:38,250 - Mom, good morning. - Good morning. 254 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,166 Eat your porridge while it's hot. 255 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,083 Okay. 256 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:45,666 Today's ribbon fish may be too salty. 257 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,666 Try it. 258 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,416 How is it? Too salty? 259 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:52,458 It's just right. 260 00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:55,833 I told you not to talk while eating fish, or you'll choke on a bone. 261 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:56,916 Remember? 262 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,666 I made your lunch box. 263 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,125 Xue-you, eat more vegetables. 264 00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,583 So cute. 265 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,250 How is it? 266 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,166 Delicious. 267 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,083 Really? 268 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,000 Let me taste it. 269 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,875 Here, you try it too. 270 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,125 Delicious. 271 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,500 Egg? 272 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:37,916 Two. 273 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:38,916 Two eggs. 274 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:55,750 Mom. 275 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:58,875 Let me. 276 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:00,125 Thank you. 277 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,041 No big deal. 278 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,291 Mom, take a break. 279 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,333 Bye, Mom and Dad! 280 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,291 Bye, Mom and Dad! 281 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:56,166 We've been living here for three years. I still feel like an outsider. 282 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Is he the one? 283 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,291 Everyone is born with half a soul. 284 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,541 Only by meeting your match, 285 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,625 do you become whole. 286 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,125 Your soulmate 287 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,166 is on 288 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,916 Soul Mate Hub. 289 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,291 Nice. 290 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,625 This part is well-edited. 291 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:25,541 That's right. 292 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,500 My heart skips a beat. 293 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,250 I also love this version the most. 294 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,875 So… is this the final cut? 295 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:37,708 Okay. 296 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,875 Thank you. Great job! 297 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,583 - Thank you. Great job! - Great job! 298 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:42,916 Thanks, Director! 299 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,125 No, thank you. 300 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:48,125 Soul Mate Hub is now available. Download it on Android or iOS today. 301 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:49,708 Right. 302 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,375 Data insights are spot on. 303 00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,791 It can absolutely find your soulmate. 304 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,916 Download it! 305 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,166 Right. Let's do it. 306 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,958 Download it! 307 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,625 - Download it! - Thanks. 308 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,708 This app is purely text-based. 309 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,375 No photos, 310 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,291 just soulful connections. 311 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,208 And… 312 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,708 it's also for married people. 313 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:16,666 I am single. 314 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:18,916 Take a seat. 315 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,666 - Leave some nice comments. - Take a seat. 316 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,000 Take a seat. 317 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,041 Thank you all. 318 00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:25,916 It's no trouble, 319 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 not at all. 320 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,791 Remember to give us five stars! 321 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:34,875 Sure. 322 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,625 No problem. 323 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,541 Thanks. 324 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,041 Ask me anything! 325 00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,833 That's not necessary. It's all explained clearly. 326 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,833 YOUR NICKNAME 327 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,916 SUNNY LOGIN 328 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,166 - Bye. Safe travels. - Thank you. Great job. 329 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,291 Take care. 330 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,000 That was too much! 331 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,791 Keep your voice down! 332 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:09,041 They pushed us to download it and promoted cheating. 333 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,958 Doesn't it sound quite sexy to you? 334 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,166 {\an8}IN-LAW: GUA-GUA'S EATING ON HIS OWN. ADORABLE! 335 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,375 Is that your son? 336 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,416 He's so grown-up. 337 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,875 The neighbor's kid. 338 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:24,750 Your mom-in-law is giving you some clever, subtle hints. 339 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,500 Doesn't she know you don't want kids? 340 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,416 She knows, 341 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,083 but knowing and accepting are two different things. 342 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,250 She keeps saying, 343 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,541 "It's up to you, 344 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:35,125 whether to have kids or not." 345 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,916 She wishes a baby would pop out the moment I open my legs. 346 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,291 She's such a hypocrite! 347 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:42,958 Don't you think it's ironic? 348 00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:45,875 Everyone, both men and women, say, 349 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:49,041 "Study hard, grow up, and strive to get a good job." 350 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,000 But after 30, everyone says, 351 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,375 "Women shouldn't love work so much." 352 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,625 "Get married earlier." 353 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:56,500 "Have kids earlier." 354 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,708 That's strange. 355 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,333 Why should women over 30 356 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,833 only aim to be good wives and mothers? 357 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:06,833 Were you joking when you told me to work hard for 30 years? 358 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,833 NaNa, 359 00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,208 what do you want to eat? 360 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,875 Why not ask me? 361 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:15,041 You have a lunchbox. 362 00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:17,750 You can have it. 363 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,750 Don't be so picky. 364 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,250 She cooks for you every day. 365 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:24,541 So sweet! 366 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,833 Low oil, low salt, no scallions. 367 00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,375 Try eating this every day! 368 00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,583 That's so healthy. 369 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,083 Your mom-in-law loves you. 370 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,166 Grilled meat rice? 371 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:34,125 Love you! 372 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,458 You two jerks! 373 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,250 - Match. - Oh my God. 374 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,333 How many dating apps are you using? 375 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,250 More than ten. 376 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:50,958 What? 377 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,041 No one wants me anyway! 378 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,708 It's good that you know. 379 00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,166 Just don't say it out loud. 380 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:01,291 Look, so many young people, even younger than you. 381 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,375 18, 20, 20, and 18 years old. 382 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:07,000 This is Paul. 383 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,750 He got divorced four years ago because his wife cheated on him. 384 00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:11,916 Now, he's a golden bachelor. 385 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:15,458 Honey. 386 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,666 - Call me as soon as you land. - Okay. 387 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,500 - Do you remember the due date? - April… 388 00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:23,333 April 29th. 389 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:25,208 That's NaNa. 390 00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,333 She's dated men of all zodiac signs. 391 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,666 She accidentally got pregnant by an Aries. 392 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,958 She wants a baby, not a marriage. 393 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:40,875 - Didn't you watch that yesterday? - I want to watch it again with subtitles. 394 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:44,875 - You didn't understand it without them? - Not really. 395 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:47,083 I just want to see my idol's cute face. 396 00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:50,791 This is Chi. 397 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,416 She's a proud single person. 398 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:55,375 {\an8}She only admires Korean idols on TV, 399 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,416 avoiding regular guys to stay carefree. 400 00:25:58,708 --> 00:25:59,958 How about 401 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,583 we have stir-fry tonight? 402 00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:04,333 - Let's go eat at that place… - Stir-Fry Heaven. 403 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:08,166 Stir-Fry Heaven. 404 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:13,041 It's His Sis Day. 405 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,875 That's too much! 406 00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,375 Every Friday night, 407 00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:22,750 my sister-in-law's family dines with us. 408 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,750 Read me a story please, Aunt. 409 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,458 My in-law makes eight dishes and one soup, 410 00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,666 making every week feel like a New Year holiday. 411 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,625 Just a moment, wait a bit. 412 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,208 The busiest place is the bathroom. 413 00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:37,458 "I can't help but feel sad, holding…" 414 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:43,208 Someone's always in there. 415 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,791 "Ran out, holding back tears." 416 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:47,750 "The prince and princess lived happily ever after." 417 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:48,750 The end. 418 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,958 One more book. 419 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,208 I just read that one. 420 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:55,958 Read it again, please. 421 00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:00,875 Chloe, 422 00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:01,791 did you notice 423 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:02,916 that the prince 424 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,041 always looks the same? 425 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,291 Fairy tales are all lies, 426 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,000 the prince was a bigamist. 427 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,541 What is a bigamist? 428 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,750 A bigamist 429 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,208 means… 430 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:17,625 He married Snow White already, but now he wants to marry Sleeping Beauty, 431 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:18,958 then the Little Mermaid, 432 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,541 and Cinderella too. 433 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:21,791 Look, 434 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,791 his smile is shameless. 435 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,958 I'm telling you, 436 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:27,333 make sure you choose wisely. 437 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,375 Don't end up with someone like this. 438 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,625 You're a liar. 439 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,333 You should eat more vegetables. 440 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:53,250 I forgot to mention my dad-in-law. 441 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,291 He usually plays chess with himself. 442 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,750 If you talk to him… 443 00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:04,416 Voltage is classified as low, high, or ultra-high. 444 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:08,208 Household voltage is 110V 445 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,708 or 220V. 446 00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:12,875 - 3,000V. - Give the meat to Xue-you. 447 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,708 3,300V, 448 00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:16,458 11,000V, 449 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,333 22,000V. 450 00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:22,791 Ultra-high voltage can reach 161,000V. 451 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,458 He's retired from the power company. 452 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,583 My mom-in-law does everything. 453 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,916 He's like a plant at home, 454 00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:33,916 and you barely notice him. 455 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,208 Come on, eat more vegetables. 456 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:43,875 I-Ling. 457 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:45,333 Mom. 458 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,333 Thank you. 459 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,083 Thanks. 460 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:01,500 Not at all. 461 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:24,875 I-Ling, thank you. 462 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:26,166 For what? 463 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,416 You're not helping. 464 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:32,291 I've thought of a secret. I tried it with your brother-in-law. 465 00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:35,500 It's the position that got us Chloe. 466 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,333 I don't want kids. 467 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,750 Raise your butt 468 00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:41,416 when you make love. 469 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,875 I don't want kids. 470 00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:45,541 Then, lift your leg as high as possible. 471 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,708 Stretch the… as much as you can. 472 00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:51,083 and… when it's inserted inside… 473 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,833 Reach the deepest spot, 474 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,375 and wait there. 475 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,125 Don't move. 476 00:29:58,833 --> 00:29:59,791 There's a cockroach. 477 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:00,750 Mom! 478 00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:04,000 Mom! 479 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:07,583 Where? Mom. 480 00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:09,500 Where? 481 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,791 - Here. - Where? 482 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,583 - Take it. - Here you go. 483 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,416 - You… - No. 484 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:19,708 Here. 485 00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:43,083 I think you're so sexy now. 486 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,041 Really? 487 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,250 I'll take out the trash later too. 488 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:51,875 You're awesome! 489 00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,041 Remember, 490 00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,958 if Mom asks us to go pray tomorrow, tell her I have to work early. 491 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:05,666 I can't take any more exorcism. Every time, it feels like I'm going blind. 492 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,125 Okay. 493 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,875 Xue-you. 494 00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:11,333 Leave it. 495 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,625 I'll wash it, just leave it. 496 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,625 Go… go eat some fruit. Go. 497 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,708 Leave it. 498 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:17,666 Thanks, Mom. 499 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,875 I-Ling. 500 00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,208 Yes, Mom. 501 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,750 Tomorrow is the 15th. 502 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,500 Come pray with me. 503 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,375 It's better to pray every month. 504 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,333 Mom, she works early tomorrow. 505 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,500 Is that so? 506 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,708 - When do you start? - I need to be at the office by 9:00. 507 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,083 That's so early. 508 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,500 We'll go at 5:00 then. 509 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,833 We'll make it on time. 510 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:12,250 Bodhisattva, bless us with children 511 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,708 and grandchildren. 512 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,125 Please. 513 00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:18,041 May our bloodline be blessed to live on forever. 514 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:21,833 Bodhisattva, bless the Zeng family with grandchildren. 515 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:24,708 Please, Bodhisattva, bless them. 516 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,333 While the Bodhisattva 517 00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:34,166 practiced deep wisdom. 518 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,375 He saw that all five aggregates are empty 519 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,166 and he frees from all suffering. 520 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,583 Sariputra, 521 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,833 form is not different from emptiness, 522 00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:45,708 emptiness is no different from form, 523 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:49,208 Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. 524 00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:51,875 I want a divorce. 525 00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:56,791 SOUL MATE HUB: HI SUNNY, 526 00:32:56,875 --> 00:33:00,750 LOOKING FOR A SOUL MATE MATCH FOR YOU!