1 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:08,841 (CROWD CHEERlNG) 2 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:14,222 MORAN: Okay. Just relax. You're Alex Moran, 3 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:20,311 second-string quarterback on the top college football team in the nation. 4 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,147 You can handIe this. 5 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:27,610 Just visuaIize and execute. 6 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,113 Ready... 7 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,281 Go! 8 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:43,793 (GlRLS EXCLAlMlNG) 9 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,340 Strike! 10 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,218 (WHOOPlNG) 11 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,553 (LAUGHlNG) 12 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:54,721 This is awesome. 13 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,754 Go! 14 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:32,175 Blue 28. Blue 28. Set! Hut! 15 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:44,479 Hey, nice job, Moran. All right, run it again. 16 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,857 Defense, check down this time. 17 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,863 Blue 1 6. Blue 1 6. 18 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:55,323 Check hammer, check hammer! 19 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,033 PLAYER 1 : Set. PLAYER 2: Check hammer. 20 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,952 l'm gonna murder your balls, moron. 21 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,121 Set. Hut. 22 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,551 lt's good ! 23 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,220 (WHOOPS) 24 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,014 What the hell was that, Moran? 25 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,391 They checked down. What's the audible? 26 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,602 -Um. . . -Dylan? 27 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,979 Do you know the audible? 28 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,440 -Like the back of my dick, sir. -Get in there. 29 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,910 (SOFT MUSlC PLAYlNG) 30 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,584 -What the hell is this, Denise? -Baby, it's not what it looks like. 31 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:54,590 Oh. So, this guy's not sitting on my game jersey right now? 32 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,802 Baby, these wrinkles take forever to come out. 33 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,347 Craig, this is Chase. We're in business class together. 34 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,684 Good to meet you, Craig. l'm a big fan of yours, by the way. 35 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,227 Sorry about the jersey, man. 36 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:08,896 That's all right, man. 37 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,691 l shouldn't have left it on the couch if l didn't want somebody to sit on it. 38 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:12,775 All right. 39 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,237 Ready? 40 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,115 One, two, three. 41 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,784 (ALL WHOOPlNG) 42 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:27,540 Sammy, l am pleased to announce that you, our mascot, have been officially inducted 43 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,458 into the Blue Mountain State spirit squad ! 44 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,127 (ALL CHEERlNG) 45 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,715 Sammy, you are so funny! 46 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,885 -Yeah, l was totally joking with you. -We should celebrate. 47 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,387 (GASPS) Slumber party at my place. l've got vino. 48 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,348 Yes, l will definitely come to your slumber party tonight. 49 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,059 l might have to leave a little early though. l have plans. 50 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,185 Doing what? 51 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,647 Well, me and my best friend had plans to bro-down the other day, 52 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,150 but he was busy, so he said he'd call me tonight. 53 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,152 Yeah, l've heard that one before. 54 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,655 What do you mean? 55 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,577 So, l want to put this in terms that you understand, son, 56 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,662 because obviously football isn't doing the trick. 57 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,080 Oh. 58 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,876 l want you to think of this team as a big-tittied coed 59 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,754 -with a tight little ass. -Okay. 60 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,965 Okay, so, you want to take this coed to bed, right? 61 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,675 You know, to be honest with you, Coach, 62 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,511 l'd probably just take her to a keg party, maybe settle for a BJ. 63 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,263 -See, l figured as much. -Mmm. 64 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,016 That's why l'm moving you down to third string. 65 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,519 Darn it. 66 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,314 -Damn. Third string? -Yep. 67 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,524 That sucks. l'm sorry, man. 68 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:39,654 Are you kidding me? This is great! l don't have to do anything now. 69 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,822 (LAUGHS) l don't know why l didn't think of this sooner. 70 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,200 All right, Goats, come on, let's have a good practice! 71 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,535 Defense stay here, offense up here. 72 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,581 Whoa. Where the hell you think you going, Moran? 73 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:53,459 You're third string. You practice with special teams now. 74 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:54,877 Special teams? 75 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,381 Uh. . . 76 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,715 (lNHALlNG DEEPLY) 77 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,805 Hey, welcome to special teams. 78 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,934 l'm Harmon Tadesco, best goddamn placekicker in the whole continental world. 79 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,354 -Alex Moran. -Right on, Alex. 80 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,315 You're gonna like it here. We play hard, we party harder. 81 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,527 And we triple-team chicks. That's European style, of course. 82 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:23,948 -Don't worry. Our dicks will never touch. -Okay, you answered my question. 83 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,664 All right, your job, Alex, is to hold the ball correctly, 84 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:35,251 so that my perfect leg, which is attached to my perfect foot 85 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,878 can kick the living shit out of that ball. 86 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,881 l want you to think of us as one big unit, all right? 87 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,051 You're the dick, l'm the balls, all these other guys are the assholes. 88 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,428 (ALL MUTTERlNG) 89 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,347 (LAUGHlNG) Come on, man, that's funny. All right, whatever. 90 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,266 -Let's do this. -Ready. 91 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,105 (LAUGHlNG) Oh, man, right in the face! 92 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,234 What the hell is wrong with you? Are you drunk? 93 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,029 No, sir, l'm not drunk. All right? l resent that. 94 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,197 l am on a lot of E right now. 95 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,574 Big difference. 96 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:13,039 GlRL ON TV: To us. To the sisterhood. To the pants. 97 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,125 So, these traveling pants fit everybody in the sisterhood? 98 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,626 Even the fat one? 99 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,421 So, Kate, tell us about your date last night. 100 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:24,383 lt was pretty standard. He said l had nice hair. So l did him. 101 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:28,095 -Let me guess. No phone call today? -Not even a text. 102 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,639 (SlGHS) Football players are the worst. 103 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,560 No, that's not true. Not all of them. Some of them are pretty cool. 104 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,979 Oh, yeah? And what happened to your bro-down tonight? 105 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,316 He'll call. 106 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:41,901 They never call. 107 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,738 (UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG) 108 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,662 Hello, there. l'm. . . 109 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,832 Not important enough to be talking to such a fine-looking woman. 110 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,502 He's my backup. 111 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,755 But you're a backup, too. 112 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,174 Yeah, but you're a backup's backup. 113 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,844 So, why don't you back a backup up and back up? 114 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,526 (HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 115 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,653 Dude, you wouldn't believe what just happened. 116 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,531 -Denise is not cheating on me. -Where did that come from? 117 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,534 (LAUGHlNG) 118 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,703 -Oh. -She says it's a business meeting. 119 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,955 That sucks. 120 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,499 What the hell are you doing here, moron? 121 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,628 -Having a beer. -This area is for real players only. 122 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,339 Special teams, special room. 123 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,258 Move it! 124 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,969 ln there. 125 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,390 (ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG) 126 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,019 Hey, Alex, you're just in time, man. 127 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,731 l'm about to tell the story of how l performed cunnilingus on three girls at once. 128 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,151 -Here, come on, get out here. -No, no, no, no. You don't have. . . 129 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,194 That's Alex's seat. Come on, buddy, right here. 130 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,905 -MORAN: Great. -Sit on down. Take a load off. 131 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,451 (GlGGLlNG) Mmm-hmm. 132 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:15,953 Hey, baby! 133 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,376 Well, l should go. Good luck Saturday, champ. 134 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,586 See ya. 135 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,087 What's up with you and that guy? 136 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,465 And no more of this business class bullshit. l want the truth. 137 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,386 -How long have we been together, Craig? -A year and a half. 138 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,804 537 days. 139 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,473 Which means l've devoted over 8% of my life to you. 140 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,393 You think l'd jeopardize that for an imitation Armani suit? 141 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,022 -l'm getting jealous, baby. -And you think l don't get jealous 142 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,024 with all these girls around you all the time? 143 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,317 lt's natural. 144 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,277 But, babe, what did l tell you on our fifth date? 145 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,696 Keep your eyes straight ahead. Watch the line, not the ball. 146 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:56,160 No. l told you that trust is the sacred glue that binds our hearts. 147 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:00,080 -Oh, yeah. l knew that. -Then where's the glue, Craig, huh? 148 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,499 -Where's the glue? -l got glue. 149 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,293 Baby, l got glue! 150 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:10,049 And that is how l performed cunnilingus on three girls at once. 151 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,260 You know what l'm saying? You know what, Alex, man? l like you. 152 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:16,472 l'm gonna let you in on one of the secrets of special teams, all right? 153 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,642 lt's called trickle-down bang. 154 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,811 The girls the starters don't want, the second stringers get. 155 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,938 All right. 156 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,190 The girls the second stringers don't want, we get. 157 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,984 You know what? They all got poonies. 158 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,238 (LAUGHlNG) l am not too sure about that. 159 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,782 Do you know why they call me Dirty Sanchez? 160 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,951 -No. -l'll give you a hint. 161 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,161 (WHlSPERS) l'm not Mexican. 162 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,871 -(LAUGHS) -(SLURPS) 163 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:41,997 (SNEEZES) 164 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,457 Oh, there you are, Alex. 165 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,502 l bet you're wondering if l drank this whole 30-pack 166 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,921 and smoked all of this weed by myself. 167 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,590 -Um. . . -SAMMY: Well, let me put it this way. 168 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,426 -l did ! -l've been meaning to call you, but. . . 169 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,012 But what? You've made new friends now? 170 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,723 He's on special teams now. 171 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,141 Special? 172 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,186 l remember when our relationship used to be special. 173 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,940 Sammy! Sammy, don't go! Sammy, don't go. Come back. 174 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,025 Come back. 175 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,864 (ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG) 176 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,954 -Hey. -Denise and l got in a huge fight. 177 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,833 -l need to crash on your couch. -Oh, that's kind of occupied at the moment. 178 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,376 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) 179 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,297 No, no, no! 180 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,635 Said they needed to use the bathroom and now l can't get them to leave. 181 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,471 -Try to ignore them. -SHlLO: lgnore that? 182 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,307 You can't ignore that. You can see that from space. 183 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,310 Special teams means special times, bros. 184 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,103 Know what l'm saying? 185 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,149 Sammy's not home so if you want to crash in there, you can. 186 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,943 lt's all yours. Watch your step. 187 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,365 HARMON: Touchdown ! Extra point attempt. 188 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,077 -(EXCLAlMS) -(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG) 189 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:06,248 lt's good ! Another crack shot from 55 yards with Tadesco. 190 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,750 (LAUGHlNG) 191 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,086 (WHlSTLlNG) 192 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,298 Hey, man, so l'm gonna need my position back. 193 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,216 So, if you could just go into Coach's office 194 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,511 and say that, you know, second string was, like, way too much pressure for you, 195 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,056 -l'd appreciate it. -Fat chance, dickwad. 196 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,767 -Excuse me? -l'm having the best time of my life. 197 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,145 lt's not my fault you're a lazy piece of shit who couldn't appreciate what he had. 198 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,648 But, hey, here. Clean my jockstrap, third string. 199 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,901 And don't bring that back till you get all those crusties off. 200 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,528 Crusties, huh? How about that? How about that? 201 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,119 -Make him eat the crusties! -Get out. . . 202 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,621 Hey, man, break it up. 203 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,918 Hey, hey, knock it off! 204 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,546 -What the hell is this all about? -Bitch boy wants his job back. 205 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,714 (MOCKlNG) 206 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,467 -l deserve another shot, Coach ! -No way, Moran. 207 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,761 l think special teams is right where you belong. 208 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,137 (LAUGHS) 209 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,974 l'm sick of blowjobs, Coach. l want to bang the coed. 210 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,684 l'll put in the work. 211 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,436 Okay, and what are you going to do to turn her on? 212 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,564 Live scrimmage. Me and douche nozzle. 213 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,900 -l deserve another shot. -No, no, no. 214 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,361 You know, this is the fire that l've been looking for from you. 215 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,240 l was hoping it'd be for the starting job, but. . . 216 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:25,327 You know what? Live scrimmage, one hour. 217 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,163 Full pads, full speed. 218 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,165 (ALL CHEERlNG) 219 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,918 Yes! Scrimmage to the death ! 220 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,920 You don't want to do this, man. 221 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,714 l will do anything to avoid going back to that. 222 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,008 (FARTS) 223 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,513 Tell me what it smells like, Stevie. Don't hold back, man. Get creative. 224 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,239 -l got something for you. -Mmm. 225 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,199 Ready to go another round? 226 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,035 No. l don't want to fight anymore, baby. 227 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,997 Craig ! 228 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,082 Why aren't you at practice? 229 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,627 Because l realized that l haven't been paying enough attention to you lately. 230 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,837 And l'm sorry. 231 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,257 Uh-oh. 232 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,050 You again? 233 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,679 What the hell are you doing here, man? And where's your shirt? 234 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,723 lt's. . . lt's in the dryer, Craig. 235 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,309 How stupid do you think l am? Are you sleeping with him? 236 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,061 How dare you ask me that? l am looking out for our future. 237 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,689 What does my future have to do with this dude with no shirt on? 238 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,400 Chase, can you excuse us? 239 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,068 Uh-huh, yeah. 240 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,071 (SlGHS) Sit. 241 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:49,244 Look, it is best you don't know this, but he is an agent. 242 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,871 Yeah. 243 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,874 He's an agent. You can't talk to agents yet, but l can. 244 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,792 All right? Chase came over this morning 245 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,170 -to talk about endorsement deals. -Oh, my God. 246 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,548 Yeah. And l spilled coffee on his shirt. 247 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,926 And now it's in the dryer. And, babe, 248 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,094 l would have told you about this sooner, but. . . 249 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,763 But the less l knew the better. 250 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,185 And this whole time l've been letting that jealousy monster 251 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,312 -eat away at our trust glue. -Mmm-hmm. 252 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,813 And you've just been looking out for me. 253 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,610 l'm gonna get us the representation we deserve. Now okay? 254 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,366 Baby, these are for you. 255 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,825 Thank you. 256 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,788 (KNOCKlNG AT DOOR) 257 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,332 Chase? 258 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,125 These are for you. 259 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,463 l'm sorry about all that. l've got to get to practice, 260 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,383 so you guys just keep on doing what you were doing. 261 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,094 Okay. (CLlCKS TONGUE) That's my baby. 262 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,849 (SlGHS) 263 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:58,272 l called him three times last night and l sent him a text message this morning, 264 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,065 and he still hasn't gotten back to me. 265 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,442 He's not worth it, Katie. Just forget it. 266 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,528 No, don't forget it! 267 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,240 He's just gonna do the same thing to the next girl he thinks has nice hair. 268 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,493 l'm sick of this. l'm sick of us getting pushed around. 269 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,455 l mean, when you tell someone you're gonna call them, 270 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,082 -you call them. -ALL: Yeah ! 271 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,126 SAMMY: l don't tell people l'll share 30 beers, 272 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,296 smoke a bunch of weed, and watch all the Lethal Weapons, 273 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,424 and then not do any of those things. l just don't do it! 274 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,633 ALL: Yeah ! 275 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,428 We've been wronged, girls. Enough with the tears. 276 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,265 lt's time we raised our fists and let those bastards know that we will not be ignored ! 277 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,433 ALL: Yeah ! 278 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,892 (SCREAMS) 279 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,855 (ALL SCREAM) 280 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,694 Go! 281 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,990 Blue 1 6. Blue 1 6. Set! 282 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,159 -l'm gonna make you my bitch. -Hike. 283 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,377 (HlSSlNG) 284 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,047 You just got pissed on. 285 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,601 Blue 22! Blue 22. Hut! 286 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,023 Touchdown ! 287 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,527 GlRL: Take that, you son of a bitch ! 288 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,572 No, help me. No. 289 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,868 Please help me! l don't deserve this. 290 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,704 Blue 28. Blue 28. 291 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,289 Set, hut! 292 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,718 (CHEERlNG) 293 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,387 Yeah ! 294 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,264 -That was pure luck. -Oh, it's all luck. 295 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:03,772 lt's called a phone, Jeremy! You should use it sometime! 296 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,524 JEREMY: Stop, stop! 297 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:08,985 (SCREAMS) 298 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,407 (PLAYERS CHATTERlNG) 299 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,413 -Send him in. -All right, H.T. Fourth down, fourth down ! 300 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,541 Fifty-five yards to go, no time left on the clock. 301 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,918 What's that, foot? You want the spotlight? 302 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,295 A field goal? That's just gonna tie it. 303 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,717 No, l want the win. We need a big play. 304 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,219 -A Chinese field goal. -You really think this is gonna work? 305 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,847 Does a clown really get in the business to make children laugh? 306 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,142 Harmon, you know, if this works, l'm not gonna be on special teams anymore? 307 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,060 You know what? You're just not special teams material. 308 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,563 That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Harmon. 309 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:48,358 All right, man. Let's get you back up to second string, you gigantic pussy. 310 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,237 l like this guy. All right, Chinese field goal on ready. 311 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,488 -Ready? -ALL: Break! 312 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,166 Ready. 313 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,046 lt's a Chinese field. . . 314 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,048 lt's a fake! lt's a fake! 315 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,518 (COUGHlNG) 316 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,271 (LAUGHlNG) 317 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,860 Hey, hey, that was a ballsy call, Moran. 318 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,280 A lot of balls, a lot of heart, not a lot of brain. 319 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,074 -Where'd you come up with that play? -He said he could catch it. 320 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,660 He's a kicker. All they do is kick. 321 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,122 Dylan, you're second string. 322 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,625 -Yes, yes! Yes. -Yes. 323 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,381 Hey, Moran, l just want to say thanks. 324 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,718 Seriously, if you weren't such a screw-up l never would have even had a shot. 325 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,720 Honestly, l don't even know how a dipshit like you 326 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,807 got into this program, you stupid piece of shit. But you know. . . Oh, God ! 327 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,975 -Oh ! -(MOANlNG) 328 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,520 Still think l have nice hair, asshole? 329 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,605 Payback's a bitch, bitch. 330 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,233 And let that be a lesson to you, Alex. 331 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,278 DYLAN: (GROANlNG) You destroyed my knee. 332 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,572 That is such a shame. 333 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,077 Promise me, Larry, you'll never let a girl come between our friendship. 334 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,830 Yeah, yeah, l promise. 335 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,640 DENlSE: Promise me that you will be aggressive 336 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,475 on back-end merchandising points. 337 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,103 CHASE: Craig's a freaking superstar. 338 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,355 l can get him anything. 339 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,357 That's my girl. 340 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,446 CHASE: That's it, that's it, that's it! Oh ! 341 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:12,294 GlRL ON TV: To us. To the sisterhood. To the pants. 342 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,970 (CLEARlNG THROAT) 343 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,808 -Bro-down? -Bro-down ! 344 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,730 And thanks for not breaking my kneecaps earlier, bro. 345 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,608 You got it, best friend. l saved you some cake, too. 346 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,485 MORAN: That looks just like us. 347 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,866 Are you watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? 348 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,744 Yeah, and the pants fit everyone. Even the fat one. 349 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,203 -Really? -Yeah. 350 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,248 -So, are they the same size? -No, they stretch.