1 00:00:19,001 --> 00:00:21,002 With the stars... 2 00:00:27,408 --> 00:00:28,876 and... 3 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:36,918 ( knocking on door ) 4 00:00:39,221 --> 00:00:41,055 ( knocking continues ) 5 00:00:41,123 --> 00:00:42,039 Just a minute. 6 00:00:44,643 --> 00:00:45,776 Trixie! 7 00:00:45,844 --> 00:00:47,178 Alice, Alice, where's Ralph? 8 00:00:47,246 --> 00:00:48,212 What is it? 9 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,448 My Ed's at it again! 10 00:00:50,516 --> 00:00:51,549 Oh, no! Yes! 11 00:00:51,617 --> 00:00:52,583 Ralph... Ralph hurry! 12 00:00:52,651 --> 00:00:54,752 Hurry up! 13 00:00:54,819 --> 00:00:56,153 What is it? What? 14 00:00:56,221 --> 00:00:57,488 What? 15 00:00:57,556 --> 00:00:59,406 Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, my Ed's gone. 16 00:00:59,474 --> 00:01:01,692 He's walking in his sleep again. 17 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:05,280 Is that what all the excitement's about? 18 00:01:05,347 --> 00:01:07,114 Your Ed's gone again? 19 00:01:07,182 --> 00:01:09,216 He's walking in his sleep again? 20 00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:12,219 Seems to me that those words are getting awful familiar to me. 21 00:01:12,288 --> 00:01:13,454 I heard them last night, 22 00:01:13,522 --> 00:01:14,955 I heard them the night before, 23 00:01:15,023 --> 00:01:16,491 and I heard them the night before that. 24 00:01:16,558 --> 00:01:18,159 Well, I'm not going to do anything about it! 25 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:20,328 Oh, please, Ralph. I'm terribly worried. 26 00:01:20,396 --> 00:01:22,263 I just saw Ed out on the fire escape. 27 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:23,631 He's going up to the roof! 28 00:01:23,699 --> 00:01:25,232 Ralph, you've got to go after him. 29 00:01:25,301 --> 00:01:26,467 Why do I have to go after him? 30 00:01:26,535 --> 00:01:27,902 What, to keep him from hurting himself 31 00:01:27,969 --> 00:01:29,937 so I can chase him over the roof tomorrow night? 32 00:01:30,005 --> 00:01:31,339 I'm done! 33 00:01:31,407 --> 00:01:32,540 There, there he is. 34 00:01:32,607 --> 00:01:34,374 He's on the roof of McCloskey's building. 35 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:35,943 Ralph, you have to do something. 36 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,111 If anything happened to Ed, you would hate yourself. 37 00:01:38,179 --> 00:01:41,315 Not for long. I have a very forgiving nature. 38 00:01:41,382 --> 00:01:43,651 Please... please, Ralph! 39 00:01:43,718 --> 00:01:45,118 Oh... 40 00:01:47,021 --> 00:01:48,288 Hey you, Norton! 41 00:01:48,356 --> 00:01:49,857 Get off that roof! 44 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:54,628 to disturb a sleepwalker? 45 00:01:54,696 --> 00:01:56,964 Ralph, Ralph, is he still there? 46 00:01:57,031 --> 00:01:58,231 Oh... 47 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,068 Yes, he's still there. 48 00:02:01,135 --> 00:02:03,487 He's standing on a ledge now. 49 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:08,126 And what do you think he's doing on the ledge? 50 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:09,961 He's eating a banana! 51 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:13,464 Please, please go bring him back. 52 00:02:13,531 --> 00:02:15,833 Why does this always have to happen to me? 53 00:02:15,901 --> 00:02:17,769 Eight million people are in New York City, 54 00:02:17,836 --> 00:02:20,504 and I got to get mixed up with a human fly! 55 00:02:20,572 --> 00:02:23,440 A human fly that eats bananas! 56 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:27,945 Alice, Alice, I just can't bear to look! 57 00:02:28,013 --> 00:02:29,914 What's he doing now? 58 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:32,066 Well, he's starting to do something. 59 00:02:32,133 --> 00:02:33,167 Huh? What? 60 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:34,235 What's he going to do? 61 00:02:34,302 --> 00:02:35,703 He's peeling a banana. 62 00:02:36,972 --> 00:02:38,773 Ralph's going after him. 63 00:02:38,841 --> 00:02:41,775 ( loud yelling ) 64 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,545 He fell. Ed fell? 65 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:45,546 No, Ralph. 66 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:47,265 He slipped on the banana peel. 67 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:50,134 Oh, it's all right. 68 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:52,803 He's... he's gotten up and he's going after Ed. 69 00:02:52,871 --> 00:02:54,938 He's got hold of him now, Trix, and... 70 00:02:55,006 --> 00:02:56,990 he's leading him down our fire escape. 71 00:02:58,293 --> 00:03:00,394 And he's taking him right into your window. 72 00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:01,629 ( sighs ) 73 00:03:01,696 --> 00:03:02,679 Oh, boy, Trixie. 74 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:06,083 Listen, you know something-- this is very serious. 75 00:03:06,151 --> 00:03:07,684 Ed should see a doctor. 76 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,420 He did. He went to the doctor 77 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:11,722 at the Department of Sanitation today. 78 00:03:11,789 --> 00:03:13,557 The doctor told Ed that he walks in his sleep 79 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:14,825 'cause he's nervous and upset. 80 00:03:14,892 --> 00:03:17,661 He told Ed to take two weeks sick leave. 81 00:03:17,729 --> 00:03:18,629 Well, what'd he have for dinner? 82 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,348 Maybe it's something he eats. 83 00:03:20,415 --> 00:03:21,699 Oh, it couldn't be anything he eats. 84 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,835 Tonight he ate what he eats every Wednesday night: 85 00:03:23,902 --> 00:03:26,670 chicken chow mein with potato pancakes. 86 00:03:27,973 --> 00:03:29,507 It can't be that. No. 87 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:30,574 ( Ralph groans ) 88 00:03:30,642 --> 00:03:32,409 Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, is he all right? 89 00:03:32,477 --> 00:03:34,578 Is he all right? Is he all right? 90 00:03:34,646 --> 00:03:37,347 Goes up a fire escape, across two roofs, 91 00:03:37,415 --> 00:03:39,483 stands on a ledge, comes down a fire escape, 92 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,052 in his window, into his bedroom, 93 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:42,419 and he didn't lose a wink of sleep! 94 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:44,187 Oh, thanks, Ralph. 95 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:45,455 Boy, I better go up there. 96 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:46,557 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Huh? 97 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:47,825 Before you go anyplace... 98 00:03:47,893 --> 00:03:48,893 What? 99 00:03:51,396 --> 00:03:53,196 Here, take these. 100 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:54,532 What... wh... tacks? 101 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:55,599 What are you giving me tacks for? 102 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:56,667 Just take the tacks 103 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:58,101 and sprinkle them around the floor. 104 00:03:58,169 --> 00:03:59,904 That'll put an end to his sleepwalking. 105 00:03:59,971 --> 00:04:01,972 Also put a few on the fire escape. 106 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,841 Oh, all right. Thanks. 107 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:08,946 How about that? How about that? 108 00:04:09,014 --> 00:04:10,514 He doesn't lose a wink of sleep, 109 00:04:10,582 --> 00:04:12,282 but I get awakened in the middle of the night! 110 00:04:12,350 --> 00:04:14,151 Will you please keep your voice down, Ralph? 111 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:17,021 I will not keep my voice down! 112 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,172 You know how long it's going to take me 113 00:04:18,239 --> 00:04:19,173 to go back to sleep? 114 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,174 Two hours, Alice! 115 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:21,275 At least two hours! 116 00:04:21,343 --> 00:04:22,693 Ralph, you got to be a little patient. 117 00:04:22,761 --> 00:04:23,995 You know, Ed is sick. 118 00:04:24,062 --> 00:04:25,662 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. 119 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:28,900 He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time. 120 00:04:30,135 --> 00:04:31,168 Well, I'm finished, Alice. 121 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:32,536 This is it. 122 00:04:32,604 --> 00:04:34,372 I'm not going to chase him off any more roofs. 123 00:04:34,439 --> 00:04:36,107 I'm not going through any alleys after him. 124 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:38,809 This is it. I'm through, done, finished, completed. 125 00:04:38,877 --> 00:04:40,577 Ralph, I know how you feel. 126 00:04:40,645 --> 00:04:42,246 But, after all, somebody's got to go with Ed 127 00:04:42,314 --> 00:04:43,680 when he starts to walk in his sleep. 128 00:04:43,748 --> 00:04:45,016 Yeah, well, it's not going to be me 129 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,583 'cause I'm going to be in there sleeping. 130 00:04:46,651 --> 00:04:47,851 If he needs somebody to go with him, 131 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,653 let him hire another sleepwalker. 132 00:04:50,722 --> 00:04:53,006 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 133 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:54,575 What's going on down here? 134 00:04:54,643 --> 00:04:56,043 Haven't you got a little consideration 135 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:57,445 with all your yelling and screaming? 136 00:04:57,512 --> 00:04:59,714 You woke me up out of a sound sleep. 137 00:04:59,781 --> 00:05:00,948 Geez! 138 00:05:05,069 --> 00:05:07,438 I woke him out of a sound sleep! 139 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:08,889 I woke him out... 140 00:05:08,957 --> 00:05:12,359 ( yelling and groaning ) 141 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,318 I think I'll have a glass of milk 142 00:05:37,386 --> 00:05:38,719 before I go to bed, Ralph. You want some? 143 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:39,786 Yeah, I'll have one, honey. 144 00:05:39,854 --> 00:05:40,854 Okay, hon. 145 00:05:45,527 --> 00:05:47,094 What are you doing, Ralph? 146 00:05:47,162 --> 00:05:49,096 Crossword puzzle. 147 00:05:49,164 --> 00:05:52,233 Six-letter word for hunting dog. 148 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,934 How about "setter"? 149 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:56,703 What did you tell me for? 150 00:05:56,771 --> 00:05:58,239 I would have got it, Alice. 151 00:05:58,306 --> 00:05:59,924 Here, Ralph, drink your milk 152 00:05:59,991 --> 00:06:01,325 and we'll go to bed. 153 00:06:01,392 --> 00:06:03,060 What's the sense in going to bed? 154 00:06:03,128 --> 00:06:04,862 As soon as we get sound asleep, 155 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:07,664 that nut upstairs will start sleepwalking again. 156 00:06:07,732 --> 00:06:09,300 Well, maybe not tonight, Ralph. 157 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,351 Ed saw the company doctor again today, you know. 158 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:12,670 And the doctor gave him something 159 00:06:12,737 --> 00:06:14,204 to help his sleepwalking. 160 00:06:14,272 --> 00:06:16,740 Yeah? What'd they give him, a pair of roller skates? 161 00:06:16,808 --> 00:06:18,809 No, Ralph. They gave him some kind of a tonic. 162 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:20,344 You know, to calm his nerves. 163 00:06:20,411 --> 00:06:22,162 You know, the doctor says that all this sleepwalking 164 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:23,230 is caused by nervousness. 165 00:06:23,298 --> 00:06:25,499 Oh, that's a lot of malarkey! 166 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:28,719 Sleepwalking isn't caused by nervousness. 167 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:30,487 Well, how would you know? 168 00:06:30,555 --> 00:06:31,555 How would I know? 169 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,373 I happen to be a bus driver. 170 00:06:33,441 --> 00:06:35,509 And if nervousness caused sleepwalking, 171 00:06:35,577 --> 00:06:38,512 I'd be going through Australia right now! 172 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:39,914 Well, whatever it is, Ralph, 173 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,649 I just wish Ed would go to the hospital 174 00:06:41,717 --> 00:06:43,150 like his doctor wants him to. 175 00:06:43,218 --> 00:06:45,886 Well, that shows you how stupid Norton is. 176 00:06:45,954 --> 00:06:47,121 If he had any brains, 177 00:06:47,188 --> 00:06:48,823 he'd go to the hospital like the doctor said. 178 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,457 He can't afford it! 179 00:06:51,559 --> 00:06:53,811 Oh. 180 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:54,795 Well, look, Alice, 181 00:06:54,863 --> 00:06:56,229 why don't we lend him some money? 182 00:06:56,297 --> 00:06:57,665 Us?! 183 00:06:57,732 --> 00:06:58,815 Yes, us. 184 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,634 We got money in the bank, haven't we? 185 00:07:00,702 --> 00:07:02,853 Yes, we have money in the bank. 186 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:05,072 $3.31. 187 00:07:06,908 --> 00:07:09,309 $3.31? 188 00:07:09,377 --> 00:07:11,561 Well, what do you do with all the money, Alice? 189 00:07:11,629 --> 00:07:13,080 I put it in the bank. 190 00:07:15,383 --> 00:07:18,352 Well, anyway, even if that tonic doesn't, you know, 191 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:19,686 calm his nerves down, 192 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:21,671 Trixie's got a very good idea to make sure. 193 00:07:21,739 --> 00:07:23,374 She's going to tie a bell around his wrist, 194 00:07:23,441 --> 00:07:25,108 so if he does get up, the bell will wake her up 195 00:07:25,176 --> 00:07:27,478 and she can catch him before he gets out. 196 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:28,812 Well, she should have listened to me 197 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,114 and put the tacks on the floor. 198 00:07:30,182 --> 00:07:31,415 Well... 199 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:33,850 Oh, no! No, sir! 200 00:07:33,918 --> 00:07:35,453 I'm not going! 201 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,388 Oh, Ralph, I didn't come down for that. 202 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,523 Ed didn't go out, he's fast asleep. 203 00:07:39,591 --> 00:07:41,625 At least he was a minute ago when I left. 204 00:07:41,693 --> 00:07:42,409 There, you see, Ralph? 205 00:07:42,477 --> 00:07:43,728 You can relax now. 206 00:07:43,795 --> 00:07:45,529 What do you mean, relax? He's sound asleep. 207 00:07:45,597 --> 00:07:48,699 The only time we can relax is when he's wide awake. 208 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:51,001 Oh, Alice, I'm at the end of my rope. 209 00:07:51,069 --> 00:07:53,604 I haven't slept for three nights, 210 00:07:53,671 --> 00:07:54,905 but I don't dare go to bed. 211 00:07:54,973 --> 00:07:56,841 I'm so tired, that if I fell asleep 212 00:07:56,908 --> 00:07:58,743 I'd never hear Ed if he woke up. 213 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:01,678 Well, I thought you were going to tie a bell on his wrist. 214 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,348 Well, I did, but I just can't trust myself. 215 00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:06,033 Once my head hits that pillow, nothing will wake me up. 216 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,001 I'd just be dead to the world. 217 00:08:08,069 --> 00:08:09,570 Gee, Trixie, I feel terrible. 218 00:08:09,638 --> 00:08:12,373 I wish there was something I could do to help you. 219 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,074 I feel the same way, Trix. 220 00:08:14,142 --> 00:08:16,477 If you got any ideas, I'd be glad to help you. 221 00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:17,911 Ralph, I got an idea. 222 00:08:17,979 --> 00:08:19,413 Why doesn't Trixie stay down here, 223 00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:21,282 and you go up and stay with Norton? 224 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:29,373 I was asking her if she had any ideas! 225 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:31,341 You asked her what you could do to help. 226 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:32,676 Now, let's face it, Ralph, 227 00:08:32,744 --> 00:08:34,945 Trixie hasn't had any sleep in three nights! 228 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:36,313 If she doesn't get some rest soon, 229 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:37,881 she's just going to waste away to nothing. 230 00:08:37,949 --> 00:08:39,599 She didn't have any sleep in three nights? 231 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:40,684 How about me?! 232 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,586 I haven't slept in three nights! 233 00:08:42,653 --> 00:08:45,689 She'll waste away... don't you care if I waste away? 234 00:08:45,756 --> 00:08:46,574 Yes, I care, Ralph. 235 00:08:46,641 --> 00:08:48,192 But you wouldn't waste away 236 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:50,394 if you stayed awake for nine years. 237 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:55,065 How would you like to waste away on the moon, huh? 238 00:08:55,132 --> 00:08:56,199 Ralph... 239 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:57,150 one way or the other, 240 00:08:57,302 --> 00:08:58,836 you're not going to get any sleep, 241 00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:00,171 so you might just as well go up and stay with Norton 242 00:09:00,238 --> 00:09:01,172 and let Trixie stay here. 243 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:02,406 Is that so? 244 00:09:02,473 --> 00:09:05,542 Well, I am not going up there! 245 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:08,612 ( bell ringing ) 246 00:09:14,886 --> 00:09:17,988 ( bell ringing ) 247 00:09:23,745 --> 00:09:26,480 ( bell ringing ) 248 00:09:42,863 --> 00:09:45,365 Well, I guess I'll have to go. 249 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,968 What's the night tonight? 250 00:09:48,036 --> 00:09:49,970 Oh, yes, Thursday night. 251 00:09:50,038 --> 00:09:52,539 This is the night he takes me through a tour 252 00:09:52,607 --> 00:09:55,009 of the Koskeosko Street sewer. 253 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:20,232 Norton. What? 254 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,468 Did you use my toothbrush? 255 00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:24,002 I don't know. 256 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:26,038 What do you mean, you don't know? 257 00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:27,373 Well, you got a red toothbrush 258 00:10:27,441 --> 00:10:28,674 and I got a red toothbrush. 259 00:10:28,742 --> 00:10:29,842 And they was laying side by side, 260 00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:30,909 and I didn't know which was which, 261 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:32,745 so I just went eenie meenie minie mo. 262 00:10:32,812 --> 00:10:35,098 Is this Mo? 263 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,901 That's Mo, all right. 264 00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:40,203 Well, for your information, 265 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,504 Mo happens to be my toothbrush. 266 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,140 Oh, I was wondering why 267 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:47,009 there was something familiar about Minie. 268 00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:49,445 ( frustrated groan ) 269 00:10:51,248 --> 00:10:53,049 Hey, Ralph, you want an apple? 270 00:10:53,117 --> 00:10:54,683 No. 271 00:10:55,853 --> 00:10:57,503 How about a banana? 272 00:10:57,571 --> 00:10:59,905 I don't want any banana. 273 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:02,842 How about a nice kumquat? 274 00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:06,479 Norton, I don't want any fruit of any kind. 275 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:09,081 I got some popcorn. 276 00:11:11,117 --> 00:11:12,468 Will you leave me alone? 277 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,370 I don't want anything. 278 00:11:14,437 --> 00:11:16,805 Sheesh, what a grouch! 279 00:11:18,675 --> 00:11:20,042 All right, what do you say we turn in 280 00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:21,210 and get a good night's sleep? 281 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:23,245 Just a moment, don't move. 282 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:28,117 Give me your wrist. 283 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:29,118 What are you trying... 284 00:11:29,186 --> 00:11:30,219 Give me your wrist! 285 00:11:30,287 --> 00:11:31,553 Trixie tried, it didn't work. 286 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:33,122 I don't care what Trixie did. 287 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,458 I happen to be a very light sleeper. 288 00:11:35,526 --> 00:11:36,825 You move one muscle, 289 00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:39,262 and I'll know that something's going on. 290 00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:42,765 Okay. Good night. 291 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:43,966 Oh, wait a minute. 292 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,168 Turn around. 293 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:46,202 Why? 294 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,803 I want you to turn around 295 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:49,905 because I'm going to lock the door. 296 00:11:49,973 --> 00:11:51,340 Then I'm going to take the key 297 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,909 and I'm going to hide it, where you can't find it. 298 00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:55,911 Ralph, I got to hand it to you, 299 00:11:55,979 --> 00:11:57,980 in between those two fat little ears 300 00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,782 is a great thinking apparatus. 301 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,950 Shut up and turn around! 302 00:12:25,492 --> 00:12:27,559 All right, Norton, let's get to bed. 303 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:28,895 Good night. 304 00:12:42,426 --> 00:12:44,644 Uh... 305 00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:46,446 Do you mind if I just sort of 306 00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:48,247 thumb through a magazine a little bit? 307 00:12:48,315 --> 00:12:49,549 It sort of relaxes me. 308 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:50,533 I don't care what you do, 309 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,402 just as long as you don't disturb me. 310 00:12:52,469 --> 00:12:53,936 I got to get some sleep. 311 00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:01,377 ( bell ringing ) 312 00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:11,587 Stop that! 313 00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:22,098 Whew! 314 00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:31,840 Norton! 315 00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:33,876 Where are you going? 316 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:35,311 Don't worry, will you, Ralph? 317 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,479 I'm not sleepwalking. 318 00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:37,346 I was just going to open the window there 319 00:13:37,414 --> 00:13:38,681 and get a little fresh air. 320 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,283 Never mind the window, it'll do you no good. 321 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,452 I nailed it tight shut 322 00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:45,020 so you can't get out of it. 323 00:13:45,089 --> 00:13:47,290 Oh, boy, I got to hand it to you, Ralph. 324 00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:50,209 The wheels are turning up there tonight, boy. 325 00:13:50,276 --> 00:13:53,045 You got the window nailed shut so I can't get out. 326 00:13:53,113 --> 00:13:55,447 You locked the door and hid the key up there 327 00:13:55,516 --> 00:13:57,650 in the top bureau drawer so I wouldn't find it. 328 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,156 Hey! 329 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,492 How did you know that I hid the key in the bureau? 330 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,893 Simple deduction. 331 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,262 What, you think I read Dick Tracy for nothing? 332 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,497 To pass the time of day? 333 00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:14,500 All right, wisenheimer. 334 00:14:19,072 --> 00:14:20,739 I am now going to put the key 335 00:14:20,807 --> 00:14:22,308 where even if you know where it is, 336 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,742 you won't be able to get it-- 337 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,578 right under my pillow. 338 00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:28,146 Now you will have to lift me up bodily 339 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,349 in order to get at the key. 340 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,467 Got to hand it to you-- 341 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:33,869 you finally come up with something 342 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:35,404 even Dick Tracy couldn't handle. 343 00:14:36,974 --> 00:14:38,607 Shut up and go to sleep. 344 00:14:49,386 --> 00:14:51,753 Ralph, are you sure you don't want a kumquat? 345 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,956 Will you go to sleep! 346 00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:18,430 ( clock ticking ) 347 00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:46,175 ( bell ringing ) 348 00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:10,866 Come on, Alice! I'm not snoring! 349 00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:05,121 Will you stop pacing and sit down? 350 00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:07,757 You've had me up all night, Norton. 351 00:17:07,824 --> 00:17:09,424 The doc will be here any minute. 352 00:17:09,492 --> 00:17:10,993 What'd you call the doctor for? 353 00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,194 All I got is a little bump on the head. 354 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,179 I didn't call the doctor 355 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,563 on account of the bump on your head, 356 00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:15,864 I called the doctor 357 00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:18,334 on account of the bump in your head. 358 00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:20,869 I got the same doctor who took care of you 359 00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,638 down at the Department of Sanitation. 360 00:17:24,508 --> 00:17:26,942 How did you get that bump on your head? 361 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,962 Well, being asleep, I don't really remember. 362 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,481 I... you know that ladder 363 00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:35,417 that leads up to McCloskey's fire escape? 364 00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:37,652 You know, the one you have to jump up to pull down? 365 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,054 Yeah. 366 00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:41,690 I think it comes down without jumping up and pulling it. 367 00:17:41,757 --> 00:17:43,242 ( doorbell rings ) 368 00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:44,944 That's the doctor. Look, get in bed. 369 00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:47,446 I told him I'd keep you quiet until he got here. 370 00:17:51,218 --> 00:17:52,751 Oh, how are you, Doctor? 371 00:17:52,819 --> 00:17:53,952 DOCTOR: How do you do? 372 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,354 I'm great. Come in. Thank you very much. 373 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,955 Right in here. Yes, thank you. 374 00:17:57,023 --> 00:18:00,659 Uh... Doc, you got to do something. 375 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:02,428 He almost killed himself last night. 376 00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,230 Well, I will do what I can, Mr. Kramden. 377 00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:05,764 But as I told Mr. Norton, 378 00:18:05,832 --> 00:18:06,999 he really belongs in a hospital 379 00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:08,834 where I can keep him under observation, 380 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,669 and test him under the proper conditions. 381 00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:12,704 Yeah, but he can't afford to go to a hospital. 382 00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,439 You got to do something for him here. 383 00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:17,376 Well, we will see, we will see, eh? 384 00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,161 Somnambulism, Mr. Kramden, 385 00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,364 has its roots in a psychosis. 386 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:23,999 In most cases, induced by a trauma. 387 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,517 Now, the obvious therapy 388 00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:27,953 is the removal of the mental block 389 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,021 from the patient's subconscious mind. 390 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:32,223 You follow me? 391 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,760 Not exactly, but I know when you said mental block 392 00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:36,194 it had something to do with Norton. 393 00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:39,965 Now, I am inclined to believe 394 00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:42,835 that when Mr. Norton walks in his sleep, 395 00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:44,603 he is searching for something. 396 00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:46,905 Something in the distant past, 397 00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:50,175 something perhaps he does not remember himself. 398 00:18:50,242 --> 00:18:51,409 But do not worry. 399 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,178 I will do my best to help him, eh? 400 00:18:53,245 --> 00:18:54,079 Oh. 401 00:18:54,147 --> 00:18:56,932 Well, uh... what are you going to do? 402 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,302 I am going to administer Pentothal. 403 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,937 Perhaps you have heard of it. 404 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:05,074 It is sometimes called the truth serum. 405 00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:09,411 Now, when Mr. Norton is asleep, 406 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:12,164 the mental block to his subconscious mind 407 00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:13,932 will be cleared, 408 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,234 and perhaps then we can find out 409 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,470 what it is he is searching for. 410 00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:20,172 Oh, I get it, Doc. 411 00:19:20,239 --> 00:19:21,974 You find out what he's searching for, 412 00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,942 then after you find that out, 413 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,978 you get him what he's been searching for, 414 00:19:26,046 --> 00:19:27,379 and then he doesn't sleepwalk anymore. 415 00:19:27,446 --> 00:19:29,598 Exactly. Excuse me, Mr. Kramden. 416 00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:31,700 Boy, medicine is remarkable. 417 00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:35,971 Now, uh, Mr. Norton, I'm going to give you this injection. 418 00:19:36,038 --> 00:19:38,307 It will not hurt, so just relax, eh? 419 00:19:38,374 --> 00:19:40,041 ( crying ): I-I-I don't want an injection! 420 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,344 It's going to hurt, Ralph. 421 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,646 Will you stop being a baby! 422 00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:46,298 Let him give you an injection! 423 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:48,534 They give it to little kids and nothing happens to them! 424 00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:55,006 ( groaning ) 425 00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,216 Mr. Kramden? 426 00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:05,884 Mr. Kramden, are you all right? 427 00:20:05,952 --> 00:20:06,919 Are you all right? 428 00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:08,653 All right, step to the rear! 429 00:20:08,722 --> 00:20:10,856 All right, steady now, Mr. Kramden. 430 00:20:10,924 --> 00:20:11,857 Steady now. 431 00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:12,925 What happened? 432 00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:14,659 You fainted. 433 00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:17,096 Oh. Now, excuse me, please. 434 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:23,769 Mr. Norton, I would like for you to count backwards from 100. 435 00:20:23,837 --> 00:20:29,358 100... 99... 98... 436 00:20:29,425 --> 00:20:33,595 97... 96... 437 00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,164 Three. 438 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,501 Boy, that's strong stuff you're using there. Lulu. 439 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:40,903 Lulu! 440 00:20:40,971 --> 00:20:42,271 What'd he say? 441 00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:45,607 Uh, I do not know, but he is now under completely. 442 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:48,410 Uh, Mr. Norton... 443 00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:50,845 something is troubling you. 444 00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:52,197 What is it? 445 00:20:52,265 --> 00:20:53,965 Did something hurt you? 446 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,901 Did you suffer some grave disappointment? 447 00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:59,404 Yeah, a grave disappointment. 448 00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:01,322 Uh, when did that happen? 449 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,491 When I was 21 years old. 450 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,861 I wanted to go to college. 451 00:21:06,062 --> 00:21:07,462 And what happened? 452 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:08,864 They wouldn't let me. 453 00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:10,899 They said I had to finish grammar school first. 454 00:21:12,986 --> 00:21:14,720 Well, you're wasting your time, Doc. 455 00:21:14,787 --> 00:21:16,688 That mental block's made out of cement. 456 00:21:16,756 --> 00:21:18,724 Lulu. 457 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:19,491 Lulu. 458 00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:20,742 Lulu, Lulu... 459 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:22,311 Tell us about Lulu, Mr. Norton. 460 00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:24,779 Was she a childhood sweetheart? 461 00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:26,364 A childhood sweetheart. 462 00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:27,766 Yes? Lulu. 463 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:28,867 Well, wh-what happened with this... 464 00:21:28,935 --> 00:21:30,368 What happened with Lulu? 465 00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:32,888 I lost her at Coney Island. 466 00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:34,673 How did you lose her? 467 00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:37,643 We was going through the Tunnel of Love 468 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,294 and she jumped out of the boat 469 00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:42,981 and went after a cocker spaniel. 470 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:46,918 Lulu was the best dog I ever had. 471 00:21:46,986 --> 00:21:48,620 A dog? 472 00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:50,356 A dog-- that's it, Doc! 473 00:21:50,423 --> 00:21:51,590 That's what he's searching for: 474 00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:52,724 the dog he lost. 475 00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:53,993 All we have to do is get him a dog 476 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,627 and that's the end of his sleepwalking. 477 00:21:55,695 --> 00:21:59,064 No, no, we must not jump to conclusions, Mr. Kramden. 478 00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:01,833 That might only be part of the dilemma. 479 00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:03,134 In order to find out-- 480 00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:04,670 in order to be certain what his trouble is, 481 00:22:04,737 --> 00:22:06,505 I will have to run further tests. 482 00:22:06,573 --> 00:22:08,607 Well, how long is that going to take? 483 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,275 Oh, two, three months. 484 00:22:10,343 --> 00:22:11,310 Two or three months? 485 00:22:11,377 --> 00:22:13,111 I can't last that long! 486 00:22:13,179 --> 00:22:15,180 Look, I know Norton. If he does anything, 487 00:22:15,248 --> 00:22:16,648 he does it for a dumb reason. 488 00:22:16,716 --> 00:22:18,650 And he's sleepwalking for a dumb reason. 489 00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:20,419 Now, all we have to do is get him the dog, 490 00:22:20,486 --> 00:22:21,953 and that'll settle the whole thing. 491 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:24,673 But, Mr. Kramden, we do not have sufficient proof. 492 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,576 Lulu! 493 00:22:27,643 --> 00:22:29,945 That is enough proof for me. 494 00:22:30,013 --> 00:22:31,080 I'm getting him a dog. 495 00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:32,214 Get your stuff and we'll get out of here. 496 00:22:32,282 --> 00:22:34,249 Yes, Mr. Kramden, we go. Yes. 497 00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:40,472 Come back. 498 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:44,242 Come back, little Lulu! 499 00:23:02,629 --> 00:23:03,562 Well? 500 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,898 Well, 12:00 and all is well. 501 00:23:06,966 --> 00:23:08,700 I guess that little scheme of mine 502 00:23:08,768 --> 00:23:10,569 about getting him the dog, worked out. 503 00:23:10,637 --> 00:23:13,138 Boy, I hope so, Ralph. 504 00:23:13,205 --> 00:23:14,573 You hope so? 505 00:23:14,641 --> 00:23:16,808 You sound just like that psychiatrist. 506 00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:19,144 The truth was right in front of his nose. 507 00:23:19,211 --> 00:23:20,879 Right in front of his nose and he couldn't tell it. 508 00:23:20,946 --> 00:23:22,180 ( chortles ) 509 00:23:22,248 --> 00:23:24,383 You know what he wanted to do? 510 00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:27,586 He wanted to study Norton for three months. 511 00:23:27,654 --> 00:23:30,155 Three months he wanted to hang around Norton. 512 00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:32,090 You know what would have happened to the doctor 513 00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:34,859 if he had hung around Norton for three months? 514 00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:38,430 He would have been going, "Lulu, Lulu!" 515 00:23:38,498 --> 00:23:40,082 Three months. 516 00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:42,117 Alice, I've got to go down to the grocery for some eggs, 517 00:23:42,185 --> 00:23:44,019 but I just had to stop by and tell you. 518 00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:46,655 Ralph, that was a wonderful idea you had! 519 00:23:46,722 --> 00:23:48,424 Norton's sleeping like a baby 520 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:51,226 with Lulu II cradled in his arms. 521 00:23:51,294 --> 00:23:52,678 What'd I tell you, Alice? 522 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:54,379 You know I should never have been a bus driver, 523 00:23:54,447 --> 00:23:55,980 I should have been a doctor. 524 00:23:56,048 --> 00:23:57,916 And it's such a cute dog, Ralph. 525 00:23:57,983 --> 00:23:59,451 Ed just loves it. 526 00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:01,687 I got to go for the eggs, but thanks again, Ralph. 527 00:24:01,754 --> 00:24:03,955 Good night, Alice. Good night, Trix. 528 00:24:04,023 --> 00:24:06,891 You know, uh... 529 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:08,226 she's not a bad lady. 530 00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:14,866 That ends Mr. Norton's sleepwalking career. 531 00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:19,037 And now begins the career of Kramden's sleep. 532 00:24:19,105 --> 00:24:21,840 I am now going to celebrate with a glass of warm milk, 533 00:24:21,908 --> 00:24:23,341 then I am going in there, and hit the sack. 534 00:24:23,409 --> 00:24:24,910 ( knocking on table ) All right, sweetie. 535 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:26,778 I'll get it for you. 536 00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:28,780 Ooh! That reminds me-- I would have forgotten 537 00:24:28,848 --> 00:24:29,914 to put the milk bottle out 538 00:24:29,983 --> 00:24:31,483 for the milkman in the morning. 539 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,817 ( sighs ) 540 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:49,034 Lulu! 541 00:24:49,102 --> 00:24:51,720 Lulu-lu-lu-lu!