00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,188 --> 00:00:02,171 Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"... 2 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:05,600 I have it. You should write a romance novel. 3 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:06,924 As in soft porn? 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,427 Why is the coach so tightly wound? 5 00:00:09,462 --> 00:00:11,218 He's going through some divorce stuff. 6 00:00:11,243 --> 00:00:12,974 Oh, come on, Jo. Just because I'm not 7 00:00:12,999 --> 00:00:14,632 in the mood for one meeting 8 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:16,801 does not mean I'm going out on a bender. 9 00:00:16,836 --> 00:00:18,603 I just don't understand what happened. 10 00:00:18,638 --> 00:00:20,371 - I need help. - You don't need Gemma. 11 00:00:20,406 --> 00:00:22,039 You just think you do. 12 00:00:22,075 --> 00:00:23,708 Cultural attaché... That's a real job. 13 00:00:23,743 --> 00:00:25,031 There's an opening. It's yours. 14 00:00:25,056 --> 00:00:26,812 I am going to give you that Viking. 15 00:00:26,837 --> 00:00:29,914 And maybe we can get a drink or something. 16 00:00:29,949 --> 00:00:31,682 - What's happening here? - I'm quitting. 17 00:00:31,718 --> 00:00:32,861 Are you sure you want to compete for jobs 18 00:00:32,885 --> 00:00:34,447 with people half your age? 19 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,279 I thought you got nailed for drunk cycling. 20 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:39,626 I miss this... you and me swapping war stories. 21 00:00:40,227 --> 00:00:41,393 Peace. 22 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,527 Peace. 23 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:45,474 I was just calling to schedule my hours this week. 24 00:00:45,498 --> 00:00:47,109 Yes, I know that my requirement has been lifted. 25 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:48,455 Why are you interested in this work? 26 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,935 - I'm an asshole. - The Tao of Rex is all about 27 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:53,535 using the body to help get out all that aggression. 28 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:54,805 Bald Eagle, right? 29 00:00:54,841 --> 00:00:56,567 - We cannot just leave. - Yes, we can! 30 00:00:56,592 --> 00:00:58,152 And I have to, and I really hope 31 00:00:58,177 --> 00:00:59,777 you decide to come with me. 32 00:00:59,812 --> 00:01:01,912 - And you can't not go through... - Abby, 33 00:01:01,948 --> 00:01:03,914 don't do this, don't spook. 34 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:05,383 What you and I have is good. 35 00:01:05,408 --> 00:01:06,786 It's rare. 36 00:01:07,332 --> 00:01:09,332 And that's why we should stop. 37 00:01:11,247 --> 00:01:13,491 Abby, what are you doing here? 38 00:01:15,895 --> 00:01:17,061 lady parts. 39 00:01:18,164 --> 00:01:22,610 _ 40 00:01:22,635 --> 00:01:25,403 All right, who's having this one? 41 00:01:26,739 --> 00:01:29,440 Look at this. Right? 42 00:01:29,475 --> 00:01:30,808 - Oh... - That's good inspo. 43 00:01:30,843 --> 00:01:32,543 No, I know. Isn't that so, like... 44 00:01:32,578 --> 00:01:33,978 Got one now. 45 00:01:34,013 --> 00:01:36,013 Okay. You ready? 46 00:01:36,049 --> 00:01:37,782 Yes. Are you? 47 00:01:39,018 --> 00:01:42,153 Okay, can I have your attention, please? 48 00:01:42,188 --> 00:01:45,979 We are so excited to welcome you to the launch of... 49 00:01:46,192 --> 00:01:47,958 Lady Parts! 50 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:52,930 In a second, you will finally see 51 00:01:52,965 --> 00:01:54,899 what we have been up to all these months. 52 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:56,500 And not just us. We've had the help 53 00:01:56,536 --> 00:01:57,835 of our fabulous investors, 54 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,570 Greg and Ellen from Ten Four Capital... 55 00:01:59,605 --> 00:02:01,439 Thank you. 56 00:02:01,474 --> 00:02:04,175 Our wizard of web-craft, Parker... 57 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,510 And our mega-helpful interns, 58 00:02:06,546 --> 00:02:08,622 Kimmy and Granger. 59 00:02:09,015 --> 00:02:11,682 - Keep Snapchattin', babies. - Please. 60 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,852 Lady Parts has been such a passion project for us. 61 00:02:14,887 --> 00:02:16,721 Ever since this one showed up on my doorstep 62 00:02:16,756 --> 00:02:20,458 and basically demanded that I drop everything and do this. 63 00:02:20,493 --> 00:02:22,171 Some of you know how persuasive I can be sometimes. 64 00:02:22,195 --> 00:02:24,462 - Little bit. - I didn't need much persuading. 65 00:02:24,497 --> 00:02:26,797 - Thank you. - I got Abby's vision 66 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,233 of a place where real women could go 67 00:02:29,268 --> 00:02:31,602 and find an online community of friends, 68 00:02:31,637 --> 00:02:34,038 share ideas, and tell the truth... 69 00:02:34,073 --> 00:02:35,706 Hard truth, sometimes... 70 00:02:35,742 --> 00:02:38,008 About being middle-aged and female. 71 00:02:38,044 --> 00:02:39,810 Our latest election really showed us 72 00:02:39,846 --> 00:02:42,179 how challenging it is to be a PPWP. 73 00:02:42,215 --> 00:02:44,782 A Powerful Person With Pussy. 74 00:02:44,817 --> 00:02:46,684 Whoo! 75 00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:49,253 We have managed to assemble a really incredible group 76 00:02:49,288 --> 00:02:50,988 of writers and artists and thinkers. 77 00:02:51,023 --> 00:02:53,157 - All the parts. - Ah, Lady Parts! 78 00:02:53,192 --> 00:02:54,825 So everybody refresh your drinks. 79 00:02:54,861 --> 00:02:56,227 - Yes. - We're about to get started 80 00:02:56,262 --> 00:02:58,112 and get ready for our final countdown. 81 00:02:58,137 --> 00:03:00,612 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 82 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:06,114 - Thank you so, so much. - Wow. They've just been 83 00:03:06,139 --> 00:03:08,172 killing themselves getting this stuff together. 84 00:03:08,207 --> 00:03:10,185 But you know what? Once it's live, they'll be good. 85 00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:13,043 It's like giving birth, minus the pooing and the stitches. 86 00:03:13,079 --> 00:03:15,613 Ew! And I hope she has the baby soon. 87 00:03:15,648 --> 00:03:17,240 I need to be at Legal Aid by 11:00. 88 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,061 - You still in that? - Yeah. I'm actually liking it. 89 00:03:19,085 --> 00:03:21,886 I feel like Erin Brockovich. 90 00:03:21,921 --> 00:03:23,599 Good for you. And the boss man... is he cool? 91 00:03:23,623 --> 00:03:25,256 Albert? He's been amazing. 92 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,169 Yeah, I keep waiting for the old prick to emerge, 93 00:03:27,193 --> 00:03:29,260 but... so far, so good. 94 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:31,796 - Okay, whatever. - Abs! Jefas! 95 00:03:31,831 --> 00:03:34,231 - Oh! The site is fantastic! - So proud of you. 96 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:35,677 - Oh, thank you! - We're like proud mamas. 97 00:03:35,701 --> 00:03:37,635 Thank you guys. 98 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:39,581 Where is Phoebe? She said she was gonna be back by now. 99 00:03:39,605 --> 00:03:41,005 I texted her, but nada. 100 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,593 I guess they extended their trip. 101 00:03:42,618 --> 00:03:44,052 - Mm-hmm. - Well, maybe, but she knew 102 00:03:44,076 --> 00:03:45,810 this thing was today. 103 00:03:45,845 --> 00:03:47,278 At least Darrell sent flowers. 104 00:03:47,313 --> 00:03:48,779 Hey, where's he this week? 105 00:03:48,815 --> 00:03:51,749 He's working with some billionaire 106 00:03:51,784 --> 00:03:54,185 doing his pool house at his French chateau. 107 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:55,957 - Wow! - I mean, hardship assignment. 108 00:03:55,982 --> 00:03:58,756 - Work, work, work. - No champagne? Who are you? 109 00:03:58,791 --> 00:04:01,292 Uh, egg yolk, protein powder, and ice. 110 00:04:01,327 --> 00:04:04,228 This is Rex's formula to maintain balance, 111 00:04:04,263 --> 00:04:06,330 and it's disgusting, but with my kid 112 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:08,338 not being here, not much balance. 113 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:10,041 You know what? Me too, 114 00:04:10,069 --> 00:04:12,031 since the kids went to go visit Jake. I feel so off. 115 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:14,690 Is Zooey digging her semester at the Mountain School? 116 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,190 Ugh. Oh, she's digging it. 117 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,844 Literally. Organic farming and mathematics. 118 00:04:19,879 --> 00:04:21,312 She's happier than a pig in mud. 119 00:04:21,347 --> 00:04:22,724 She was actually supposed to be here, 120 00:04:22,748 --> 00:04:23,948 but she's with her dad, 121 00:04:23,983 --> 00:04:25,816 visiting him in booze jail. 122 00:04:25,852 --> 00:04:27,818 Well, at least he's staying in rehab. 123 00:04:27,854 --> 00:04:30,120 Yeah. And with me, in order to maintain my sanity, 124 00:04:30,156 --> 00:04:31,789 it's all about the boxing. 125 00:04:31,824 --> 00:04:34,058 So it's all about discipline and willpower. 126 00:04:34,093 --> 00:04:38,362 No junk, no booze, no bad shit inside or out. 127 00:04:38,397 --> 00:04:40,931 Mm-hmm. And a certain someone to pound on. 128 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:43,067 Oh, your super sexy sparring partner. 129 00:04:43,102 --> 00:04:45,069 - He was until he won. - Oh! 130 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:47,872 Because losing dredges up just a lot of... 131 00:04:48,108 --> 00:04:49,874 rage stuff. 132 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:52,943 But Rex says it's very healthy, so I will be pounding him. 133 00:04:52,979 --> 00:04:54,163 Metaphorically. 134 00:04:54,188 --> 00:04:55,846 And keep drinking that toxic waste. 135 00:04:55,882 --> 00:04:57,815 Ladies... 136 00:04:57,850 --> 00:05:00,150 Cheers. 137 00:05:00,186 --> 00:05:01,555 Hey, bosses. We're ready. 138 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:02,853 Oh, my God! 139 00:05:02,889 --> 00:05:04,755 We're going live, everybody! 140 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:09,469 Keep your eyes on the screen for our countdown. 141 00:05:11,391 --> 00:05:13,931 - Five, four, - _ 142 00:05:13,966 --> 00:05:16,992 three, two, one! 143 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,514 _ 144 00:05:18,539 --> 00:05:19,904 - Yes! - Whoo! 145 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,917 Okay, well, we're not making instant soup. 146 00:05:32,952 --> 00:05:34,385 No. 147 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,820 Remember Rome. Remember the aqueducts, so... 148 00:05:36,856 --> 00:05:38,255 Okay. We're not that old. 149 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:39,890 Hey, y'all, get to clickin'. 150 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:41,392 - Yeah, yeah! - Yes, clicking! 151 00:05:41,427 --> 00:05:43,093 - Yes, yes. - It's good. It's good. 152 00:05:52,138 --> 00:05:54,405 Oh, man, I think I forgot my sandals. 153 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,206 Oh, no, I put them in my tote. 154 00:05:56,242 --> 00:05:58,108 You're a goddess. Thank you. 155 00:06:02,315 --> 00:06:04,982 Oh, good. The shipping company is meeting the plane 156 00:06:05,017 --> 00:06:06,216 to pick up the church doors. 157 00:06:06,252 --> 00:06:08,352 Oh, I'm so excited about those. 158 00:06:08,387 --> 00:06:11,288 That extra stop in San Cristóbal was genius, P. 159 00:06:11,324 --> 00:06:13,023 - Again? - What? 160 00:06:13,059 --> 00:06:14,970 It's the only way that I can deal with the jet-lag. 161 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:17,637 _ 162 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:20,097 Oh, no. It's my friend Abby. 163 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:22,266 I forgot about her website launch. 164 00:06:22,301 --> 00:06:24,468 Hey, San Cristóbal was a necessity. 165 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:26,453 I know. I just feel terrible. 166 00:06:26,478 --> 00:06:29,740 And... is it horrible that I'm dreading seeing my friends? 167 00:06:29,775 --> 00:06:31,842 - 'Cause I am. - It's not great. 168 00:06:31,877 --> 00:06:33,043 They're just gonna grill me 169 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:35,012 about my status with JD. 170 00:06:35,047 --> 00:06:36,947 Okay, no dwelling. Listen. 171 00:06:36,983 --> 00:06:38,382 I have a distraction for you. 172 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:40,050 - Okay. - I want to have a party... 173 00:06:40,086 --> 00:06:41,218 - Yes. - This Saturday. 174 00:06:41,253 --> 00:06:42,853 I need you to art direct it. 175 00:06:42,888 --> 00:06:45,642 I am in. What is the occasion? 176 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:48,325 My friends Tabitha and Rasahk were nominated for a BAFTA, 177 00:06:48,361 --> 00:06:51,328 and I want to have something fun for all the nominees. 178 00:06:51,364 --> 00:06:53,397 - At your place? - Can't. I'm renovating. 179 00:06:53,432 --> 00:06:54,728 How about your place? 180 00:06:57,877 --> 00:06:59,803 Sure. Yeah. Why not? 181 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:01,472 Cool. And I want to shake it up. 182 00:07:01,507 --> 00:07:05,109 I don't want this Cristal with spicy tuna on crispy rice. 183 00:07:05,144 --> 00:07:06,330 - Ugh. - Gag. 184 00:07:06,355 --> 00:07:09,380 Yeah. What about... Moroccan theme? 185 00:07:09,415 --> 00:07:11,515 Everyone can lounge on Moroccan cushions 186 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:13,117 and smoke some hookahs. 187 00:07:13,152 --> 00:07:14,915 That is perfect. 188 00:07:15,204 --> 00:07:16,854 What would I do without you? 189 00:07:16,889 --> 00:07:18,389 I don't know. 190 00:07:20,986 --> 00:07:24,238 _ 191 00:07:27,631 --> 00:07:33,558 _ 192 00:07:33,582 --> 00:07:34,730 _ 193 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,652 _ 194 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:40,792 _ 195 00:07:40,816 --> 00:07:43,331 _ 196 00:07:43,355 --> 00:07:45,355 _ 197 00:07:47,019 --> 00:07:51,621 _ 198 00:07:52,425 --> 00:07:54,224 Muchas gracias, señorita. 199 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:56,193 - De nada. - Muchas gracias. 200 00:08:01,534 --> 00:08:03,033 Ugh. 201 00:08:08,472 --> 00:08:10,238 - Barbara... - Abby... 202 00:08:10,263 --> 00:08:12,063 Where's our traffic? 203 00:08:12,088 --> 00:08:14,542 Calm yourself. First day. 204 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,628 No need to freak out. 205 00:08:16,653 --> 00:08:18,081 Yet. 206 00:08:21,053 --> 00:08:24,955 Lilly! Hi, sweet beans. How are ya? 207 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:27,491 Hi. Hey, Barbara. How was the launch? 208 00:08:27,526 --> 00:08:30,327 It was great. It was a very inspiring day. 209 00:08:30,362 --> 00:08:32,463 Um, are you on your way to the airport? 210 00:08:32,498 --> 00:08:34,431 Soon. I'm still on set. 211 00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:36,737 I'm just waiting for transpo to come pick me up. 212 00:08:36,762 --> 00:08:38,513 I'm so relieved. Vancouver's such a drag. 213 00:08:38,537 --> 00:08:40,170 All it does is rain. 214 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,072 Aw. Is Daddy bummed that you want to leave? 215 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:44,274 Yeah, but he's working, 216 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,510 and he's got his hands full with Charlie, so... 217 00:08:46,545 --> 00:08:48,545 - Yeah. - Look, um, 218 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:51,215 my battery's dying, but I'll text you when I land. 219 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,450 Okay. All right. I love you. Fly safe. 220 00:08:53,486 --> 00:08:54,901 Bye! 221 00:08:54,926 --> 00:08:56,930 You know she's coming back to see the boy. 222 00:08:56,955 --> 00:08:59,323 She is a teenager, and she misses her boyfriend. 223 00:08:59,358 --> 00:09:00,579 I get that. 224 00:09:01,351 --> 00:09:03,017 Really? 225 00:09:03,295 --> 00:09:06,630 You don't think this is a cause for concern? 68? 226 00:09:06,665 --> 00:09:08,966 It is a little bit under our projections, but... 227 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,434 We are supposed to be increasing 228 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:13,702 by 200 unique views per day. 229 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,239 If we don't hit those marks, 230 00:09:15,274 --> 00:09:17,071 bye-bye, second round of financing. 231 00:09:17,096 --> 00:09:20,144 Okay, fine. You want to have that conversation... 232 00:09:20,179 --> 00:09:23,280 No. The whole influencer thing is gross. 233 00:09:23,315 --> 00:09:24,615 It is way too expensive, 234 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,283 it's a waste of money, and it's tacky. 235 00:09:26,318 --> 00:09:28,285 It's effective, and there's no shame 236 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,220 in paying a celebrity to tweet for you. 237 00:09:30,256 --> 00:09:31,847 That's how you get the word out. 238 00:09:33,418 --> 00:09:35,284 Unless... 239 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:38,620 We already have a celeb on the payroll. 240 00:09:39,042 --> 00:09:40,183 Who? 241 00:09:40,642 --> 00:09:43,143 - Hello, Team Abby McCarthy. - _ 242 00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:45,302 When did you get so tech savvy? 243 00:09:45,337 --> 00:09:46,691 Parker showed me a few things. 244 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,406 - And I can feel you bristling. - I'm not bristling. 245 00:09:49,441 --> 00:09:50,979 I still have a lot of followers, 246 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:53,287 despite my many missteps, and we should use that. 247 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:55,245 I can up my social media game. 248 00:09:55,281 --> 00:09:57,448 I can just tap into that fan base. 249 00:09:57,473 --> 00:10:00,581 Just till we get some momentum, just till we get some traction. 250 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,993 Come on! You cool with that? 251 00:10:04,018 --> 00:10:06,585 Ha-ha! Yeah, I'm cool as a cuke. 252 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,751 - Hey, Paul, you got a minute? - What now? 253 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,819 I was doing some digging in the Moran case. 254 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,733 You know, the lady whose landlord's been letting mold 255 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,156 just grow all over the walls. 256 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,924 Let me guess. He wants to raise the rent, 257 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,661 she can't afford it, so he's trying to smoke her out. 258 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,240 Well, I've got, like, 20 cases like that. 259 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,830 The building is owned by the Christede family. 260 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,634 Leo Christede? 261 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,870 No. His son. Philip. 262 00:10:39,486 --> 00:10:40,905 This asshole. 263 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,974 - Oh. Real American hero. - Yeah. 264 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,676 Daddy gave him a company that owns 265 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,177 tons of buildings in Boyle Heights. 266 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,645 Half of them should be condemned. 267 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:48,946 I want to go to the source, 268 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,836 hit them where it hurts. 269 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,684 We could file criminal charges. 270 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:54,125 Who knows what else we could find. 271 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,221 Okay. I like your enthusiasm. 272 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,492 Okay, first, I want to bring him in and depose him. 273 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,225 What process server do we use? 274 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,563 Ha! We're the process servers, Duchess. 275 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,132 And I'm assuming you never served a subpoena in your life. 276 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:10,274 Yeah. I'll help you with that. 277 00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:12,380 Thank you. I think I can handle it. 278 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,138 No, you can't. 279 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,148 Yes, I can. 280 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,276 Yi-yi-yi... 281 00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:26,795 Maybe I... could use your help. 282 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,179 Oh! 283 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,755 Sit down. 284 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,207 Is there a limit to how many times 285 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,931 you could post in one day? 286 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,579 I don't think there's a technical limit, 287 00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:43,746 but there are, you know, normal societal boundaries. 288 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,226 So is, like, 50 too much? 60? 289 00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:48,751 - Oh, maybe I should stop at 60. - Jesus! You're like the Tasmanian Tweeter! 290 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,374 I know. Isn't it awesome? 291 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,777 And it's like a full-on social media assault. 292 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,880 I got my Twitter going. I got my Snapchat going. 293 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,315 Feel the energy building. 294 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,084 We hit 150 unique views today. 295 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,819 - Ooh, wow! - Finally. 296 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,688 - Where's Babs? - Oh, she's at my house. 297 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,190 She's, you know, editing content and tying up loose ends. 298 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,375 Thrilling. 299 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:11,162 Oh, my God, I can't even watch you drink that sludge. 300 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,577 - That stuff smells. - It's like sulfur, 301 00:12:12,602 --> 00:12:15,199 - but I need it. - Is this all for Bald Eagle? 302 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,034 That guy really got under your skin. 303 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,765 - What's his deal? - No idea. 304 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,772 All I know is, he's an asshole like me. 305 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,874 And he's not getting under my skin. 306 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,475 I just like to win. 307 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,477 That rhymes. Can I... can I tweet that? 308 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,946 Yes! Got you, Paul! 309 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,681 - Speaking of competitive... - Sorry. 310 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,850 I just found Philip Christede's current LA address. 311 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,086 Oh, he is a hard one to pin down. 312 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,821 My self-righteous Legal Aid supervisor 313 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,893 didn't think I would, but I did. 314 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:40,892 There's so much anger in this area. 315 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,193 Hola, muchachas bonitas. 316 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,394 - Oh, my God! - Mijita! 317 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,198 - Good. How are you? - You look amazing! 318 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,900 - Thank you! - Welcome back. 319 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,135 Ugh, I am so sorry I missed your launch party. 320 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,837 Will you please... 321 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,906 Send my apologies to... mwah! Babs? 322 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,974 Yeah. It's no big deal. We get it. 323 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,411 I know that Gemma's travel schedule is very demanding. 324 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,514 - Did you have fun? - Oh, my God, it was so magical. 325 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,917 We went to San Cristóbal to check out these doors 326 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,319 from this medieval church, which was so breathtaking, 327 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,154 and then of course Gemma knows Ferran Adrià 328 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,790 so we had this totally glorious dinner with him 329 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,268 out on his farm. 330 00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:17,228 Anyways, I'm on Spanish time, so I'm exhausted, 331 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,896 but it was so worth it. 332 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,409 Wow, that sounds amazing. 333 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,994 What does that mean? 334 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:27,752 Nothing. Just, the trip sounds... amazing. 335 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,830 Sweetie, 336 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,154 have you even tried to talk to JD since you got back? 337 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,190 I was wondering how long it would take before that came up. 338 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,080 We're just worried about you, you know? 339 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,194 It just doesn't feel like you're dealing with your situation. 340 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,562 You just keep spending all your time 341 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,252 running around the world with Gemma. 342 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,887 I mean, what is this? Your fourth trip 343 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,096 - in the last few months? - My third. 344 00:13:44,121 --> 00:13:45,990 Okay, well, he is still your husband. 345 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,859 And not talking to him or seeing him, 346 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,839 some would say that's a very healthy approach to marriage. 347 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,129 What is there to deal with? He made me choose 348 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,181 between him and my career, which we all know is ridiculous. 349 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,302 What is this? A formal separation? 350 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,972 I don't know, okay? Can we just drop it? 351 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,506 - Yeah. - Great. 352 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,375 Great. Thank you. 353 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,155 Anyways, I can't really think about this right now 354 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,301 because I need to shop for Moroccan pillows. 355 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:10,760 Oh. As one does. 356 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,884 Gemma's friends got a BAFTA nomination, 357 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,087 so I am throwing a huge party for her at my house 358 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,668 on Saturday night to celebrate. 359 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,423 All of Hollywood is gonna be there. 360 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,395 Ooh, celebrity elbow-rubbing. Love. 361 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:24,328 Ohh, I-you guys... 362 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,297 I... I'm so sorry. 363 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,233 Um, I actually... I wish I could invite you, 364 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,002 but Gemma wants to keep it private. 365 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,437 You know how celebrities can be. It's gonna be boring 366 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,073 and hobnobby and networky, and... 367 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,242 Hold on one second. Hey, Gemma, what's up? 368 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,344 There goes my chance to meet Oscar Isaac. 369 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,092 You really had a shot with him too. 370 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,220 All right, that's it. Come on. Jab. Jab. 371 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,322 Puma, can I borrow some tape? 372 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,424 Get your own tape, Baldy. 373 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,127 Ooh! It's gonna be like that, huh? 374 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,007 Uh-huh. What? Your wings are shaking, there, Eagle? 375 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,094 You afraid to fight me? 376 00:14:59,119 --> 00:15:00,643 Why would I be? I won last time. 377 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,466 Uh-huh. Today we even the score. 378 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:06,234 No can do. I'm pummeling Badger today. 379 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,639 Badger? 380 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,907 You're kidding me, right? 381 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,509 Nope. Mixing it up. 382 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,945 Or running scared. Is that what you're doing? 383 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,846 Hey. Hi. Could you tell Bald Eagle 384 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,914 he has to fight me? 385 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,983 Please. Sensei. Sir. 386 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:23,621 I told you, we don't do "has to" here. 387 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,324 Well, didn't you say that rivalry is healthy 388 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,125 and I have to work on my anger issues? 389 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,638 I want more work on your "you" issues right now. 390 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,294 He's very wise, our Sensei. 391 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:49,613 Hello, hello! 392 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,049 Look who made it to work. 393 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,151 I have been working. I've been tweeting 394 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,220 and snapping. 395 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,323 You know, you just got to build up steam. 396 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,691 You know, Rome. 397 00:16:00,953 --> 00:16:03,199 Aqueducts. I know. I know. 398 00:16:03,224 --> 00:16:06,497 Listen, Abby, Greg and Ellen called. 399 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,666 Oh, my God. What did they say? 400 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,379 They're upset about the traffic, aren't they? 401 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,669 No. Not upset. 402 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,591 Um, they are a little... 403 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,085 They thought there would be more traffic by now. 404 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,902 And they're worried, which makes me worried. 405 00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:21,223 We should've seen exponential growth at this point, 406 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,314 and so far it's just been geometric. 407 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,402 Right. 408 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,083 They want us to hire an influencer. 409 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,359 An influencer, huh? 410 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,095 - They want it, or... - I didn't even bring it up. 411 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,697 It was their idea. They called me. 412 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,269 They called you? 413 00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:43,800 I have a phone. 414 00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:46,037 Abby, take a breath. 415 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,239 This is not a conspiracy. 416 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,514 They knew I'd be more receptive, and so they reached out. 417 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,697 We are all on the same team. We all have the same goal. 418 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,724 I just feel that 419 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,916 the whole influencer thing is tacky. 420 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,652 Abby, you've been heard. 421 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,132 Greg, Ellen, and I think it's the way to go, 422 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,361 so we're gonna try it. 423 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,025 Okay? 424 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,921 Okay. 425 00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,339 Kourtney Kardashian... 426 00:17:18,364 --> 00:17:20,152 She's my favorite, and the mommy mafia loves her. 427 00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:23,018 Gisele, 4.3 million. Luann de Lesseps... 428 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,254 No. That's not a real person's name. 429 00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:26,402 Uh, that's a "Real Housewife." 430 00:17:26,558 --> 00:17:27,824 No "Real Housewives." 431 00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:30,854 They wield extraordinary power on social media. 432 00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:32,660 But fine. Who's on your list? 433 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,052 Okay. Michelle Dockery. 434 00:17:35,128 --> 00:17:38,351 - She's Lady Mary on "Downton Abbey." - I know who Michelle Dockery is. 435 00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:40,324 How many followers does she have? 436 00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:41,937 A bunch. 437 00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:45,597 - Geena Davis. She is an archer. - _ 438 00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:47,314 Need I say more? 439 00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:50,533 Madeleine Albright, obviously. 440 00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:55,268 Well, I have more. Do you want me to go on? 441 00:17:55,303 --> 00:17:58,314 I do not. Abby, that's a nice list, 442 00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:00,707 but... that's not what this is about. 443 00:18:00,742 --> 00:18:02,375 We need people who are noisy. 444 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:05,011 No. We need people who will appeal 445 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:06,515 to the audience that we want. 446 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,382 I do not want Kourtney Kardashian. 447 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,336 She spells Kourtney with a K. 448 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:13,586 Admit it, you don't like this idea because it's mine, 449 00:18:13,611 --> 00:18:15,968 and now you're pissed because everyone else loves it, 450 00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:18,024 so now you're taking it out on me 451 00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:19,359 by making a list like that. 452 00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:21,261 No. These are my actual ideas, 453 00:18:21,296 --> 00:18:23,107 and I think you just called me a snob. 454 00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,366 I'm just saying, "Downton Abby," 455 00:18:26,401 --> 00:18:28,778 that we don't have advertisers. 456 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,396 So let's get to the point where we can afford to be picky. 457 00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:36,028 - I'm just trying to protect the brand. - So am I. 458 00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:42,849 Is that him? 459 00:18:42,884 --> 00:18:44,984 Mm, nope. 460 00:18:50,885 --> 00:18:53,260 Wow. Talk about "animal style." 461 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,931 That's the way I like it. Sue me. 462 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,866 You know, a car says a lot about a man. 463 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,413 You want to go after my car now? 464 00:19:03,438 --> 00:19:05,204 I got it from CarMax 465 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,384 and it was a good deal, okay? 466 00:19:06,408 --> 00:19:08,666 I'm not saying the car itself. 467 00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:11,311 I'm talking about the way he takes care of it. Or doesn't. 468 00:19:11,346 --> 00:19:13,012 Mm, I'm sorry 469 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,981 that it's not a spotless town car 470 00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:17,317 with real estate porn and bottled water in the back seat 471 00:19:17,352 --> 00:19:18,722 just like you're used to. 472 00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:21,032 Okay, you don't know anything about me, Paul Cordero. 473 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,472 You can make all the assumptions that you want... 474 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,660 Is that him? 475 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,769 Nope. 476 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:31,644 This is a huge waste of time. 477 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:34,467 He's probably spending the family fortune in Monaco. 478 00:19:34,502 --> 00:19:36,837 - Be patient. - We have been here for hours. 479 00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:38,712 Mm, I know. 480 00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:40,837 I know. 481 00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,611 And that swirling sound that you hear? 482 00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:46,879 That's your hourly rate going down the drain. 483 00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,394 Okay, you know what? I've had just about enough 484 00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,766 of your commentary. 485 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,120 What? Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? 486 00:19:54,155 --> 00:19:56,055 I'm getting a town car. 487 00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,257 - And I'm not apologizing... - Come on! 488 00:19:58,293 --> 00:20:01,060 for getting a town car! Dick. 489 00:20:05,802 --> 00:20:09,161 Okay, so this is our list. 490 00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:12,353 Jessica Alba, Martha Stewart, Andy Cohen, Kamala Harris. 491 00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:15,553 Each one the perfect combination of class act 492 00:20:15,578 --> 00:20:17,568 and shameless publicity magnet. 493 00:20:17,812 --> 00:20:19,212 Ooh! 494 00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:21,293 Okay, so I'm gonna call my friend at PMK and find 495 00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:22,998 out how to get the ball rolling. 496 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:24,732 Okay. I'm gonna go answer the door! 497 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,423 Teamwork! 498 00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:28,755 - Coming! - Hey, girl. It's me. 499 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,957 - Ethan, hi! - Hey, Mrs. M. 500 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,925 Oh, for the love of God, please call me Abby. 501 00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:34,338 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 502 00:20:34,362 --> 00:20:35,662 - I'm good. - Ethan. 503 00:20:35,687 --> 00:20:37,756 - Hey. - What are you guys doing today? 504 00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:40,015 - Uh, going to the pier. - Nothing. 505 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,840 Okay, well, do you need money? 506 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,070 Uh, no. I got this, Mrs. M... uh, Abby! 507 00:20:44,105 --> 00:20:46,239 Well, come back before curfew! 508 00:20:46,274 --> 00:20:49,275 Okay. Minor problem. 509 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:52,578 Getting an influencer is going to take some time. 510 00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:54,866 Just to put in the request and hear back... 511 00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:57,038 weeks, a month, who knows. 512 00:20:57,063 --> 00:20:58,796 Even for Madeleine Albright. 513 00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:00,654 Barbara, shit. 514 00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:02,321 It's okay. Relax. 515 00:21:02,357 --> 00:21:03,561 We'll just stick with 516 00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:06,336 the Abby McCarthy out-front strategy for a bit longer. 517 00:21:06,361 --> 00:21:08,528 No. That strategy is not even nudging the needle. 518 00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:10,063 This cannot go down the tubes. 519 00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:12,131 I have put too much into this... 520 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,561 My career, my life! 521 00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:15,586 My career's on the line here too. 522 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,479 Can I just say something? 523 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,667 I feel like you're about to. 524 00:21:21,692 --> 00:21:23,757 I wouldn't want to do this with anyone but you. 525 00:21:25,295 --> 00:21:26,961 Me either. 526 00:21:28,895 --> 00:21:32,318 Okay. We're gonna... we're gonna game-plan this. 527 00:21:32,353 --> 00:21:33,340 We're gonna Blue Sky it. 528 00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:36,911 We... need... celebs, 529 00:21:36,936 --> 00:21:39,817 and there are layers and layers of people keeping us from them. 530 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,929 Right. So, we need to go directly to the source 531 00:21:42,964 --> 00:21:44,989 without having to slay all these dragons. 532 00:21:49,163 --> 00:21:51,780 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 533 00:21:51,805 --> 00:21:54,139 - Great minds. - Yes. 534 00:22:03,141 --> 00:22:04,601 Phoebe, Phoebe. 535 00:22:04,648 --> 00:22:07,655 I'm sorry. I need you to meet Tabitha and Rasahk. 536 00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:09,705 Tabitha and Rasahk. 537 00:22:09,741 --> 00:22:11,641 This is Tabitha, Rasahk, Mimi. 538 00:22:11,676 --> 00:22:13,643 Amazing, wonderful, beautiful people. 539 00:22:13,678 --> 00:22:15,978 - Yes, so nice to meet you. - My friends, obviously. 540 00:22:16,014 --> 00:22:17,647 - Um, I... - They have a new... 541 00:22:17,682 --> 00:22:19,749 I will be right back. I'm so sorry. 542 00:22:19,784 --> 00:22:21,216 - Excuse me. - Absolutely. 543 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,213 - Hi. - Hi. 544 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,466 - What are you guys doing here? - We're crashing. 545 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:26,890 We know it's a work thing for you. 546 00:22:26,924 --> 00:22:28,502 Yes, but this is a work thing for us too. 547 00:22:28,526 --> 00:22:29,817 We need to persuade a celebrity 548 00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:31,942 - to tweet about Lady Parts. - We're desperate. 549 00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:33,896 Okay, well, um, Gemma's people 550 00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:35,431 are really nutty about privacy. 551 00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:37,033 Well, we'll be completely unobtrusive. 552 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,734 Totally. We will not embarrass you. 553 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:41,337 - Not at all. - We know this is 554 00:22:41,372 --> 00:22:44,093 a big, big ask, but can you do us a solid here? 555 00:22:44,118 --> 00:22:46,445 Please? Pretty please? 556 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:48,003 Cherry on top. 557 00:22:48,028 --> 00:22:50,796 Fine! But be discreet. 558 00:22:50,821 --> 00:22:52,120 - Of course. - Yeah. 559 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,876 - Discreet, Abby. - Yes. You bet. 560 00:22:54,901 --> 00:22:56,210 Okay. 561 00:22:57,536 --> 00:22:59,679 Okay. 562 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,608 All right. 3 o'clock, 563 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,266 Anderson Cooper, Judith Light. 564 00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:06,468 11 o'clock, Minnie Driver, Rob Lowe. 565 00:23:06,504 --> 00:23:08,637 My God, that man does not age. 566 00:23:08,673 --> 00:23:10,317 All right, meet you back here in a half hour? 567 00:23:10,341 --> 00:23:12,708 - Done. Work it, Babs. - You too, Abs. 568 00:23:14,743 --> 00:23:16,142 Puma. 569 00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:18,924 Whoa, good form. 570 00:23:20,572 --> 00:23:21,929 You giving me the silent treatment? 571 00:23:21,953 --> 00:23:23,485 No. Just focused. 572 00:23:23,521 --> 00:23:24,853 Ah. Don't take it personally. 573 00:23:24,889 --> 00:23:26,388 I just like having the upper hand. 574 00:23:26,424 --> 00:23:27,634 You don't have to explain yourself. 575 00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,397 Our rivalry is done. That's all. 576 00:23:29,422 --> 00:23:33,451 Puma, today I want you to fight the Lioness. 577 00:23:34,078 --> 00:23:36,545 Seriously? The Lioness? Again? 578 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,934 I beat her every single time. That's not a challenge. 579 00:23:39,141 --> 00:23:41,436 But you're a challenge for her. 580 00:23:41,739 --> 00:23:44,840 Sometimes in this class, we have to subvert our own journey, 581 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,609 help another fighter. 582 00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:48,044 I'm here because I need this. 583 00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:50,946 - As does everyone else. - Screw everyone else, okay? 584 00:23:50,982 --> 00:23:52,356 My kid's been gone for six weeks. 585 00:23:52,381 --> 00:23:54,458 Last time she went away, I went on a bender. 586 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:56,552 - That cannot happen again, okay? - I'll fight her. 587 00:23:57,075 --> 00:23:58,169 Okay. 588 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,767 Careful what you wish for, kitty cat. 589 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:05,052 I will pound you into dust, Eagle. 590 00:24:05,437 --> 00:24:06,936 My name is Delia Banai. 591 00:24:06,961 --> 00:24:08,908 I have a key to this house, 592 00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:10,833 and my best friend lives here. 593 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,635 I understand what you're saying. I'm sorry. 594 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:13,847 This is not personal. It's at capacity... 595 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,337 Here she is. 596 00:24:15,373 --> 00:24:17,539 I am so sorry. She is with me. 597 00:24:17,575 --> 00:24:18,850 Thank you. 598 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,523 Thank you. 599 00:24:21,652 --> 00:24:26,892 - Ah, you look great! - What are you doing here? 600 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:29,652 What? I texted Abby. She said she was on her way. 601 00:24:29,687 --> 00:24:31,353 I thought we were all invited. 602 00:24:31,389 --> 00:24:32,955 Oh, my God, is that Georgina Chapman? 603 00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:34,194 - Oh, God, keep it together. - Phoebe! 604 00:24:34,219 --> 00:24:36,808 - I've been looking for you. - Yes. 605 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:37,960 - Hey. - Hi! 606 00:24:37,995 --> 00:24:41,263 - Delia, this is Gemma. - Gemma Sacco, 607 00:24:41,299 --> 00:24:42,798 oh, I'm thrilled to meet you. 608 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,668 I have heard so much about you. 609 00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,670 I am so sorry to show up like this. 610 00:24:47,705 --> 00:24:49,905 I know you wanted to keep this exclusive. 611 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,574 Oh, no. I mean, any friend of Phoebe's is a friend of... 612 00:24:52,937 --> 00:24:54,146 Lena! 613 00:24:54,171 --> 00:24:56,538 I thought you were still in New York! 614 00:24:59,016 --> 00:25:00,649 - Huh. - That Gemma. She's, uh... 615 00:25:00,685 --> 00:25:02,484 - she's charmingly unpredictable. - Yeah. 616 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,694 She changes her mind on a whim. 617 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,229 - Well, she seems pretty chilled. - Yeah. 618 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:11,593 You sure you don't want me to go? 619 00:25:11,629 --> 00:25:13,295 - No. - No? 620 00:25:13,331 --> 00:25:15,631 No. Stay. Why don't we get you a drink? 621 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,299 - Champagne. Yes. - Yes. 622 00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:31,347 Go, go, go, go! 623 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:35,551 Come on. 624 00:25:46,597 --> 00:25:48,597 Looks like someone's about to be two down. 625 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,099 Don't get cocky. 626 00:25:59,009 --> 00:26:00,876 Puma for the win! 627 00:26:01,878 --> 00:26:04,478 - Good match. - You too. 628 00:26:04,561 --> 00:26:06,227 Now we're even, huh? 629 00:26:06,252 --> 00:26:07,883 I guess so. 630 00:26:29,707 --> 00:26:31,039 Anyway, I just love your show. 631 00:26:31,075 --> 00:26:32,975 It's got such a great feminist message. 632 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,877 It's so empowering, and... 633 00:26:34,912 --> 00:26:37,746 Thank you. I've had to fight really hard for that. 634 00:26:37,782 --> 00:26:39,581 - Yeah. - The network's always like, 635 00:26:39,617 --> 00:26:40,849 "More boobs, please!" 636 00:26:40,885 --> 00:26:43,619 Boobs. Yeah. Networks. 637 00:26:43,654 --> 00:26:45,554 - Okay, I like you. You're cool. - Thanks. 638 00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:46,688 Thanks. Sorry. 639 00:26:46,724 --> 00:26:48,424 What's your name again? 640 00:26:48,459 --> 00:26:49,775 Abby McCarthy. 641 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,127 I wrote "The Girlfriends' Guide" book series. 642 00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:55,464 Aw, cute. Nice to meet you, Abby. 643 00:26:55,499 --> 00:26:58,600 Um, yeah, speaking of rad feminist role models, 644 00:26:58,636 --> 00:27:01,170 I actually just launched a new website for women. 645 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,906 It's part literary journal, part forum, 646 00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:06,542 and, um, I would love to show it to you if you have a second. 647 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:09,217 I just... sorry, this zipper is really, um... 648 00:27:12,289 --> 00:27:14,289 Excuse me. 649 00:27:31,585 --> 00:27:34,428 - Abby McCarthy. - Will. 650 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,439 It's been a while. 651 00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:45,694 It... it actually feels trite to ask you this, but how are you? 652 00:27:45,729 --> 00:27:47,228 - Good. - Yeah? 653 00:27:47,264 --> 00:27:48,630 Good. Yeah. You? 654 00:27:48,665 --> 00:27:52,383 Um, no, I'm good. I'm so, so good. 655 00:27:52,408 --> 00:27:55,103 - Thank you. - Thanks. 656 00:27:55,138 --> 00:28:00,308 Mm. I feel terrible about how things ended with us, 657 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,910 and, um, my behavior was... 658 00:28:01,945 --> 00:28:04,646 Hey, I knew what I was getting myself into. 659 00:28:04,681 --> 00:28:06,049 Really? 660 00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:08,216 - Kind of. - Yeah. 661 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:09,908 There's no need. 662 00:28:10,718 --> 00:28:12,198 Probably not the time or the place, anyway. 663 00:28:12,222 --> 00:28:13,695 Oh, yeah. 664 00:28:16,426 --> 00:28:18,193 So how are the kids? 665 00:28:18,228 --> 00:28:21,363 Um, great. They're visiting Jake in Vancouver. 666 00:28:21,398 --> 00:28:24,532 He is... well, Charlie is. Lilly actually came home 667 00:28:24,568 --> 00:28:26,134 'cause she missed her boyfriend. 668 00:28:26,169 --> 00:28:27,480 Can you believe she has a boyfriend? 669 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,572 I'm reeling. 670 00:28:29,606 --> 00:28:31,206 - So Jake's up in Vancouver? - Um, yeah, 671 00:28:31,241 --> 00:28:34,042 he's directing a show up there. We're not together. 672 00:28:34,077 --> 00:28:37,512 Yeah. That was not a great plan, so... shocker! 673 00:28:37,547 --> 00:28:40,617 But, um, after all that, 674 00:28:41,418 --> 00:28:43,084 you were right about us. 675 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,620 Ah, I take no pleasure in that. 676 00:28:45,656 --> 00:28:47,989 - Maybe just a little bit. - Maybe a little bit. 677 00:28:48,025 --> 00:28:49,557 Yeah. Yeah. 678 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:53,294 - You okay? - I'm good. Yeah. 679 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:56,008 Closing that door was actually very good for me. 680 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,133 And you? 681 00:28:58,168 --> 00:29:01,336 You're here, hobnobbing and fancy-pants. 682 00:29:03,106 --> 00:29:04,339 How... things are going well? 683 00:29:04,374 --> 00:29:06,307 Yeah. Um, you know, I mean, 684 00:29:06,343 --> 00:29:08,643 my fancy-pants are a plus-one here tonight, 685 00:29:08,679 --> 00:29:11,746 but, yeah, also great. 686 00:29:11,782 --> 00:29:14,735 My book's about to go to print in French and Russian. 687 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,219 - Mm. - And Focus bought the film rights. 688 00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:20,055 - Wow! - Yeah. 689 00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,390 Yeah. Well, I always knew things would happen for you. 690 00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:24,025 Ooh, no, you didn't. 691 00:29:24,061 --> 00:29:26,261 Ah, yes, I deserve that. 692 00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:30,231 Once I read you, I knew things were gonna happen for you. 693 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,885 You're a natural. 694 00:29:32,235 --> 00:29:34,502 Thank you. And what about you, work-wise? 695 00:29:34,538 --> 00:29:36,104 Exciting. Yes. 696 00:29:36,139 --> 00:29:39,323 I just launched a website with my friend: 697 00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:42,077 Lady Parts. 698 00:29:42,112 --> 00:29:44,112 - Lady Parts. - Yeah. 699 00:29:44,147 --> 00:29:45,413 - Sounds... - It sounds dirty. 700 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:46,781 - Very dirty. - Yeah, it's... 701 00:29:46,817 --> 00:29:49,451 It's actually a lifestyle website 702 00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:51,368 for women in midlife. 703 00:29:51,618 --> 00:29:53,488 Clearly, you are our target demo. 704 00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:55,390 Well, I'm happy for you, Abby. 705 00:29:55,425 --> 00:29:59,160 Yeah. It's good. So, so good. Strong launch. 706 00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:01,362 - Wow. - Yeah. 707 00:30:03,265 --> 00:30:05,533 You know who's a charm to chat up? 708 00:30:05,569 --> 00:30:07,235 Julie Chen. 709 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,637 I just pitched her Lady Parts, and she was all... 710 00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:11,439 these lights are on, but nobody's home. 711 00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:13,341 Babs, I love you, but I think this is just... 712 00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:16,211 I know. I know. This may have been a misguided idea. 713 00:30:16,246 --> 00:30:17,712 - Yeah. - But thanks 714 00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:19,114 for letting us try, Pheebs. 715 00:30:19,149 --> 00:30:20,515 Yeah, I'm gonna find Abby. 716 00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:22,150 Yeah, well, let me know when you do. 717 00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:23,785 I'm gonna peace out with you ladies 718 00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:25,854 and let Phoebe get back to Gemma... Work. 719 00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:27,233 I told you you could stay, Delia. 720 00:30:27,257 --> 00:30:29,090 Just stay. It's fine. 721 00:30:29,126 --> 00:30:31,270 Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel welcome. 722 00:30:31,294 --> 00:30:33,428 Wow. I love it. 723 00:30:33,463 --> 00:30:36,264 You guys show up uninvited, and I'm the bitch. 724 00:30:36,299 --> 00:30:37,643 Nobody called you a bitch, Phoebe. 725 00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:38,745 You didn't have to. It's in your tone. 726 00:30:38,769 --> 00:30:39,653 - My tone? - Yes. 727 00:30:39,678 --> 00:30:42,148 - Ladies, please. - Let's just stop pretending 728 00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:43,382 like you didn't invite us because of work. 729 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:44,672 This is work, but obviously, 730 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:46,020 you have zero respect for it. 731 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:49,287 Okay. Babs, let's roll out. Abby can catch up. 732 00:30:49,312 --> 00:30:51,357 And if you didn't ask about the state of my marriage 733 00:30:51,381 --> 00:30:52,847 every time that I walked... 734 00:30:52,883 --> 00:30:55,536 Did I ask you about JD one time tonight? 735 00:30:55,561 --> 00:30:58,231 It's your marriage, Phoebe. You can ignore it all you want. 736 00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:00,777 Wow. 737 00:31:01,848 --> 00:31:03,224 Thank you. 738 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:05,460 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 739 00:31:05,495 --> 00:31:06,861 We're just worried about you. 740 00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:08,530 That's why we hit you with the questions. 741 00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:12,734 We haven't even seen you. And we miss you. 742 00:31:12,769 --> 00:31:14,903 We care about you, okay? 743 00:31:17,941 --> 00:31:19,819 I just thought he would come to his senses by now 744 00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:21,511 and fight for me, but... 745 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,910 He hasn't, so I guess he doesn't want to. 746 00:31:30,754 --> 00:31:32,765 - Maybe he needs more time. - Maybe he's just waiting 747 00:31:32,789 --> 00:31:35,108 for you to make the first move. 748 00:31:35,982 --> 00:31:37,624 What do you want? 749 00:31:42,272 --> 00:31:43,832 I have to get back. I'm sorry. 750 00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:46,668 But you guys can stay, or... or not. 751 00:31:46,703 --> 00:31:48,335 It's whatever you want to do. 752 00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:54,843 Well, we should bounce. 753 00:31:54,878 --> 00:31:57,378 Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna get the car. 754 00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:01,359 - Oh, my God. - What did I miss? 755 00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:05,553 _ 756 00:32:05,589 --> 00:32:08,007 It's Philip Christede. 757 00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:09,624 Of course he's here. 758 00:32:09,659 --> 00:32:11,593 Dickwad among dickwads. 759 00:32:11,628 --> 00:32:13,976 Go serve his ass, girl. 760 00:32:16,366 --> 00:32:18,466 We're doing this series of first-person narratives 761 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,935 about sex and estrogen replacement therapy. 762 00:32:20,971 --> 00:32:22,837 - I would read that. - You should. 763 00:32:22,873 --> 00:32:24,606 You should get up in that vagina research. 764 00:32:24,641 --> 00:32:26,541 - Ugh, save me! - Hey. 765 00:32:26,576 --> 00:32:29,477 I cannot listen to that woman one more second. 766 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,547 "Blah, blah, blah. 1.2 billion per episode." 767 00:32:32,582 --> 00:32:35,216 Has to spend all day opening residual checks. 768 00:32:35,252 --> 00:32:36,684 Get over yourself. 769 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,364 Yeah, that's my least favorite "Law and Order." 770 00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:39,388 I mean, it's so rape-y. 771 00:32:39,422 --> 00:32:40,855 - Right? - Yes. 772 00:32:40,891 --> 00:32:43,706 Uh, Temple, this is... this is Abby. 773 00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:44,859 And, Abby, this is... 774 00:32:44,895 --> 00:32:46,261 No introduction necessary. 775 00:32:46,296 --> 00:32:47,406 Temple Hampton, I'm a big fan. 776 00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:48,763 It's really nice to meet you. 777 00:32:48,798 --> 00:32:50,465 Thank you. Are you nominated? 778 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,501 For a BAFTA? Oh, my God, no. 779 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:54,936 I'm a writer. 780 00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:57,738 I mean, I'm a real writer, not a TV writer. 781 00:32:58,008 --> 00:33:00,475 Abby just started this very cool website. 782 00:33:00,510 --> 00:33:01,809 - Is this the right drink? - Oh. 783 00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:04,355 It's called Lady Parts. The website. 784 00:33:05,175 --> 00:33:08,676 And we're just starting to plug it on Twitter, and... 785 00:33:09,352 --> 00:33:11,019 I should, uh, go find my friends. 786 00:33:11,054 --> 00:33:13,254 - It was really good seeing you. - You too. 787 00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:15,364 - Nice to meet you, Abby. - Nice to meet you too. 788 00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,326 Can you taste this, please? 789 00:33:18,361 --> 00:33:19,973 Does it have sugar in it? Because I told them no sugar. 790 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,531 I can't have sugar. 791 00:33:22,699 --> 00:33:26,301 So, we may have overstayed our welcome. 792 00:33:26,503 --> 00:33:28,436 - Any luck? - Ugh! 793 00:33:28,471 --> 00:33:31,906 Yeah, I know. Ooh, is that Temple Hampton? 794 00:33:31,942 --> 00:33:33,841 I love her. Did you target her? 795 00:33:33,877 --> 00:33:36,844 I tried, but that guy that she's with... 796 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,047 - Cute. - Is my ex. 797 00:33:39,082 --> 00:33:41,416 Shut up. Abby. Oh, my God. 798 00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:42,817 That's our in. 799 00:33:42,852 --> 00:33:44,519 Uh, yeah, no, I don't think so. 800 00:33:44,554 --> 00:33:46,654 Did you ask her? Work that contact. 801 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:49,357 He is not a contact. He is my ex. 802 00:33:49,392 --> 00:33:51,292 It's all too embarrassing. 803 00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:54,028 Embarrassing? Have you seen our unique viewer count? 804 00:33:54,064 --> 00:33:55,499 Let it go. 805 00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,833 My ex. My choice. 806 00:33:58,868 --> 00:34:00,479 This is an opportunity, and we're gonna miss it 807 00:34:00,503 --> 00:34:01,970 because you're too proud? 808 00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:04,605 I made a decision. That's it. It's final. 809 00:34:04,641 --> 00:34:06,374 I'm not your employee, Abby. 810 00:34:06,409 --> 00:34:08,643 Did I say that? No. This is one decision. 811 00:34:08,678 --> 00:34:10,328 It's every decision. 812 00:34:10,353 --> 00:34:13,425 You never just trust me unless I force your hand. 813 00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:14,927 I didn't agree to take this risk with you 814 00:34:14,951 --> 00:34:16,751 so you could boss me around. 815 00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:18,497 Is that how you feel? That I'm bossing you around? 816 00:34:18,521 --> 00:34:20,437 - Yeah. - I see us as equals, 817 00:34:20,590 --> 00:34:23,057 and I'm sorry that I don't want to talk to Will. 818 00:34:23,093 --> 00:34:26,027 I get that whatever happened with this guy was painful. 819 00:34:26,062 --> 00:34:29,864 But that's in the past. This website is our future. 820 00:34:29,899 --> 00:34:33,075 And as your partner and your equal, 821 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,633 my gut is saying, swallow your damn pride. 822 00:34:43,995 --> 00:34:45,595 Here you go. 823 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:53,707 Excuse me. Hi. 824 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,075 Are you Philip Christede? 825 00:34:55,111 --> 00:34:56,644 Depends who's asking. 826 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,679 I think we met in St. Barts. 827 00:34:58,714 --> 00:35:00,247 It was a really wild night. 828 00:35:00,283 --> 00:35:01,982 - That sounds about right. - Mm-hmm. 829 00:35:02,018 --> 00:35:04,084 Oh, this is for you. It's a gift. 830 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,886 Mm-hmm. Enjoy. 831 00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:13,060 Hey... what the hell is this? 832 00:35:13,095 --> 00:35:15,266 - Here we go. - Gemma! 833 00:35:16,018 --> 00:35:17,516 Gemma! 834 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,234 - Phil, what's going on? - That woman... 835 00:35:20,269 --> 00:35:22,133 - He just point at me? - She just subpoenaed me. 836 00:35:22,158 --> 00:35:24,625 - I didn't come here to be accosted. - I know. 837 00:35:26,742 --> 00:35:28,266 Could we have these two escorted out? 838 00:35:28,298 --> 00:35:30,098 Okay. You ready? 839 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:31,632 Would you follow me, please? 840 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:46,681 Hey. 841 00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:48,416 Hey. 842 00:35:48,451 --> 00:35:51,599 Um, so I wasn't entirely honest with you before. 843 00:35:51,637 --> 00:35:56,393 My site... it is my chance to do something important, 844 00:35:56,421 --> 00:36:00,067 and it is not easy launching something new, 845 00:36:00,092 --> 00:36:02,125 and we are struggling. 846 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,561 That is why we are here crashing this party tonight. 847 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:05,736 Crashed? 848 00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:08,241 How very Abby of you. 849 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,705 That's right. My fancy-pants are fraudulent. 850 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:13,587 We just need a celeb to, you know, 851 00:36:13,643 --> 00:36:16,644 tweet or whatever about our site, 852 00:36:16,679 --> 00:36:18,112 and so far, we've struck out. 853 00:36:18,147 --> 00:36:20,014 So you need a holler on social media. 854 00:36:20,049 --> 00:36:21,115 Someone meaningful. 855 00:36:21,150 --> 00:36:23,651 Yes, and since my idea 856 00:36:23,686 --> 00:36:26,754 to approach Madeleine Albright was vetoed, 857 00:36:26,789 --> 00:36:29,346 I thought I would ask your girlfriend. 858 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:33,330 - Temple? - Yeah. 859 00:36:34,018 --> 00:36:38,149 Oh, God, uh, no, she's not my girlfriend. 860 00:36:38,174 --> 00:36:39,600 - Oh. - She's not my girlfriend. 861 00:36:39,636 --> 00:36:40,533 - Sorry. I thought that... - No, no, no. 862 00:36:40,558 --> 00:36:42,603 We're just... hanging out. 863 00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:44,502 - Oh, you're hanging out. - Yeah. 864 00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:47,375 Oh. Um... 865 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:49,844 Uh, well, she has a lot of followers, so... 866 00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:52,713 Yeah. I think she has a person that tweets for her. 867 00:36:52,749 --> 00:36:54,048 Oh, yeah, of course. Of course. 868 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,917 - She has a lot of people. - I bet. 869 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,320 However, I happen to have her phone right here. 870 00:36:59,355 --> 00:37:02,023 Oh, yes, those are too big to fit in the clutch. 871 00:37:02,058 --> 00:37:05,326 More importantly, I know the pass code. 872 00:37:06,062 --> 00:37:07,509 Really? 873 00:37:09,032 --> 00:37:10,698 Without even asking? 874 00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:12,274 I asked you for help once. 875 00:37:13,202 --> 00:37:16,637 - You helped me. - Why, yes, I did. 876 00:37:16,673 --> 00:37:19,006 Plus she has no idea what she tweets, anyway. 877 00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:20,774 Uh, what's the website? 878 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,025 I can't remember the last time I slept with someone 879 00:37:26,049 --> 00:37:28,468 where I could look just directly into their eyes. 880 00:37:29,852 --> 00:37:31,686 I'm short but powerful. 881 00:37:31,721 --> 00:37:34,388 Yeah, that you are, my feathered friend. 882 00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:41,729 I'm gonna get some water, 883 00:37:41,771 --> 00:37:44,839 - because Sensei says... - "Stay hydrated." 884 00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:46,300 - Yes. - Yes, I know. 885 00:37:46,336 --> 00:37:48,152 - Get me one? - Yeah. 886 00:38:21,771 --> 00:38:23,070 Oh, shit. 887 00:38:32,752 --> 00:38:34,051 You leaving? 888 00:38:34,076 --> 00:38:36,250 Hey. Yeah, I got to go. 889 00:38:36,285 --> 00:38:37,918 I got a work thing. 890 00:38:37,954 --> 00:38:39,487 You're working this late? 891 00:38:39,522 --> 00:38:42,156 My work often... 892 00:38:42,191 --> 00:38:44,291 happens... late. 893 00:38:44,327 --> 00:38:45,459 What are you? A vampire? 894 00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,468 Okay, well, 895 00:38:54,504 --> 00:38:56,103 that was fun. 896 00:38:56,139 --> 00:38:57,471 Yeah. 897 00:38:59,611 --> 00:39:00,943 See you. 898 00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:03,444 See you. 899 00:39:03,479 --> 00:39:07,048 Here's to our wild success 900 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:08,949 as process servers. 901 00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:11,052 To a lucky break. 902 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:14,591 Mm-mm. Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. 903 00:39:14,924 --> 00:39:17,679 Sounds like something Oprah would say. 904 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:20,491 Roman philosopher Seneca said it first, actually. 905 00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:23,230 Oh, I'm full of surprises. 906 00:39:23,266 --> 00:39:24,899 So, where are you from? 907 00:39:24,934 --> 00:39:27,001 Local boy. San Dimas. 908 00:39:27,036 --> 00:39:29,036 - Oh. - My dad owned a bar. 909 00:39:29,072 --> 00:39:31,632 Law school was a ticket out. 910 00:39:33,502 --> 00:39:34,968 Where'd you go? 911 00:39:35,278 --> 00:39:36,844 - Harvard. - Uh-uh. 912 00:39:36,879 --> 00:39:39,080 What? 913 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:41,849 - Wow. I didn't know that. - Yeah. 914 00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:43,747 Do you ever think about working for a law firm? 915 00:39:44,895 --> 00:39:48,022 Yeah. I got offers from O'Melveny, 916 00:39:48,057 --> 00:39:49,669 Arnold and Porter. 917 00:39:50,493 --> 00:39:52,536 But I just couldn't do it. 918 00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:54,926 Why not? 919 00:39:55,465 --> 00:39:59,133 Who wants money and power when you can have all this? 920 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:04,338 I had no idea that Delia, first of all, was even... 921 00:40:04,373 --> 00:40:06,833 No, hey, it's water under the bridge, P. 922 00:40:06,858 --> 00:40:09,110 Thank you so much for hosting this. 923 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,772 You're welcome. 924 00:40:12,215 --> 00:40:14,448 What is this? Why have I never seen it before? 925 00:40:14,484 --> 00:40:17,151 - This thing? - Yeah! It's cute. 926 00:40:17,186 --> 00:40:20,488 Really? Just... I don't know. It doesn't really go with much. 927 00:40:20,577 --> 00:40:22,876 JD got it for me at a bod... 928 00:40:23,326 --> 00:40:25,572 I don't know. This little bodega in Venice. 929 00:40:26,896 --> 00:40:28,963 Yeah. It's an impulse buy. Whatever. 930 00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:30,364 Well, I love it. 931 00:40:30,399 --> 00:40:31,666 Can I have it? 932 00:40:33,874 --> 00:40:35,299 Um... 933 00:40:36,873 --> 00:40:38,260 Yeah, I... 934 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:40,841 Yeah, why not? 935 00:40:43,112 --> 00:40:45,846 Perfect. Anyway, I should probably roll. 936 00:40:45,882 --> 00:40:48,149 Jen and Justin are doing this late-night party thing. 937 00:40:48,174 --> 00:40:49,517 - Oh. - They just texted 938 00:40:49,552 --> 00:40:51,886 - a little while ago. - Okay, well, I'll get us a car. 939 00:40:51,921 --> 00:40:54,488 Oh, sweetie, I think they want it to be small and private. 940 00:40:54,524 --> 00:40:56,290 - Right. - But thank you. 941 00:40:56,325 --> 00:40:58,125 For everything. 942 00:40:58,161 --> 00:40:59,415 You're the best. 943 00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:23,517 _ 944 00:41:34,330 --> 00:41:37,231 _ 945 00:41:50,012 --> 00:41:51,378 Uh, Lilly... oh, my God! 946 00:41:51,414 --> 00:41:53,480 - Mom, get out! - Mrs. M! Uh, Abby! 947 00:41:53,516 --> 00:41:55,983 - Mom, get out! - Oh, my God.