1 00:01:06,388 --> 00:01:10,791 Whippoorwill flies about 27 miles an hour. 2 00:01:15,831 --> 00:01:18,197 That what you thought it would have been? 3 00:01:24,874 --> 00:01:26,865 I'd have thought more like 4 00:01:28,711 --> 00:01:30,702 31 or something. 5 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:36,951 32. 6 00:01:42,492 --> 00:01:44,483 Goddamn, that's a pisser. 7 00:01:46,028 --> 00:01:48,293 Normally, I could look at anything, 8 00:01:48,364 --> 00:01:51,891 tell you exactly how fast it's going within 2 miles per hour. 9 00:01:51,968 --> 00:01:53,629 That's fascinating. 10 00:01:56,506 --> 00:01:57,939 I'm gonna... 11 00:03:05,842 --> 00:03:08,777 Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker! 12 00:03:12,882 --> 00:03:14,441 Morning, Mayor. 13 00:03:16,686 --> 00:03:18,586 Hi. How you all doing? 14 00:03:24,093 --> 00:03:25,993 Easy come, easy go. 15 00:03:33,002 --> 00:03:35,266 When Darwin said "fittest," 16 00:03:35,504 --> 00:03:38,702 he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, 17 00:03:38,774 --> 00:03:41,471 or the most intelligent, or any one trait. 18 00:03:41,544 --> 00:03:45,811 He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. 19 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:48,449 Now, we humans, 20 00:03:49,252 --> 00:03:54,053 we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. 21 00:03:54,257 --> 00:03:55,884 But we're neophytes. 22 00:03:56,158 --> 00:03:59,026 We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. 23 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:03,794 The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. 24 00:04:04,634 --> 00:04:08,696 So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species? 25 00:04:11,608 --> 00:04:14,510 A lot of folks build houses on unsafe ground. 26 00:04:14,578 --> 00:04:16,979 The erosion in Cambodia is some of the worst. 27 00:04:17,047 --> 00:04:18,572 My friends wanted to buy a house there, but... 28 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,741 Hey. Come on. 29 00:04:19,816 --> 00:04:20,909 Hey, Grant. 30 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:22,816 Okay. Later, Hank. 31 00:04:24,788 --> 00:04:26,153 He's teaching environmental studies. 32 00:04:26,223 --> 00:04:27,986 He's gonna borrow one of my lesson plans. 33 00:04:28,058 --> 00:04:31,323 Oh, I know what he wants to borrow, and I ain't lending. 34 00:04:31,395 --> 00:04:34,125 Come on, you little varmint. Cassidy, come. 35 00:04:34,197 --> 00:04:35,597 That's it. Hey, can Cassie come over? 36 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,634 Did she say she was gonna be here? Quit your lollygagging. 37 00:04:37,701 --> 00:04:39,328 Hi, sweetie. See you guys later. 38 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:40,392 Come on! That's it. 39 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:41,995 Here, sweetie. You have a good day today? 40 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:44,234 Very nice. Hop on in there, baby. 41 00:04:44,308 --> 00:04:46,708 Baby, when did you go to Jack in the Box? 42 00:04:47,577 --> 00:04:49,546 That's one match I'll never get. 43 00:04:50,314 --> 00:04:51,747 Ain't no mystery. 44 00:04:51,815 --> 00:04:54,785 Starla's raised in them shanties off St. Luc. Dirt poor. 45 00:04:54,851 --> 00:04:56,945 All she ever wanted was to be a lady. 46 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,353 Old Grant Grant, he's always been made of green. 47 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:01,687 Gold digger, huh? Oh, hell, Margaret. 48 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:04,022 Starla's mother left her. Her daddy's a drunk. 49 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,357 She's 17 years old. 50 00:05:05,429 --> 00:05:09,388 Old Grant pulls up, big old Cadillac. House on the hill and college tuition. 51 00:05:09,466 --> 00:05:10,490 What would you do? 52 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:12,228 Blow. Hell, if he had a 'gina, 53 00:05:12,302 --> 00:05:14,828 you'd have married him, too. What's a 'gina? 54 00:05:16,106 --> 00:05:17,471 It's a country. 55 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:19,873 You know, where Ginese people come from. 56 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:21,343 Learn to eavesdrop better. 57 00:05:21,411 --> 00:05:23,209 Zach. Hell, your mother's waiting over there. 58 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,146 What the hell you doing here? Scoot, scoot. 59 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:28,614 Sugarplum, you coming to bed? 60 00:05:28,685 --> 00:05:31,348 ...why the crocodile has survived for millennia, 61 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:34,584 when so many similar species have gone extinct. 62 00:05:49,139 --> 00:05:50,436 Oh, yeah. 63 00:05:58,482 --> 00:05:59,972 You know what, baby? 64 00:06:02,452 --> 00:06:04,443 I'm just not really in the mood. 65 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:08,286 Come on, baby doll. It's been a long time. We both need it. 66 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,351 I know. I'm just... 67 00:06:14,531 --> 00:06:17,432 Baby, come on now. I don't just have some switch. 68 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:20,669 Sure you do. 69 00:06:21,972 --> 00:06:23,201 Flick, flick. 70 00:06:26,076 --> 00:06:29,603 That's disrespectful. Come on now. I'm just playing with you. 71 00:06:30,247 --> 00:06:32,477 Come on, honey. No, come on, baby. 72 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:35,710 Why don't you just, you know, work one out for yourself there, darling? 73 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,048 Come on. 74 00:06:38,288 --> 00:06:41,417 Honey, I'm just not in the mood. Can't you tell? 75 00:06:43,293 --> 00:06:45,762 When the hell are you in the mood anyway? 76 00:06:49,466 --> 00:06:50,593 Dang. 77 00:06:56,674 --> 00:06:58,142 Where you going? 78 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,906 Out. For a walk. 79 00:07:06,117 --> 00:07:08,142 Grant. Baby. 80 00:07:10,121 --> 00:07:11,213 I... 81 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:39,072 Yeah. Hit me again there, killer. 82 00:08:00,805 --> 00:08:03,240 Megan Montgomery's little sister. 83 00:08:03,808 --> 00:08:06,004 You're kidding me. Nope. 84 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,006 Brenda. 85 00:08:10,214 --> 00:08:13,514 My sister, Megan, she was a big fat old cow, and I'd be thinking, 86 00:08:13,584 --> 00:08:15,883 "What does he see in her that ain't in me?" 87 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:17,717 Shit, come on now. 88 00:08:18,322 --> 00:08:22,020 You couldn't have been more than 10 or 11. Hell, I was game. 89 00:08:27,832 --> 00:08:30,164 I'll give you a ride, then. All right, come on. 90 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:32,032 Yee-haw! Giddyup. 91 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,978 Come on. Where we going, girl? 92 00:08:41,045 --> 00:08:42,069 Come on, you. Where we going? 93 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,409 Get over here. 94 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,517 What'd I tell you? 95 00:08:48,419 --> 00:08:50,251 I had a crush on you. 96 00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:54,248 Will you look at that? Your initials, "B.M." 97 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:58,725 Like a piece of shit. Oh, shut up. 98 00:08:58,896 --> 00:09:01,058 At least I don't got the same last name as the first. 99 00:09:01,132 --> 00:09:03,999 Oh, you're nothing but a little turd, girl. Oh, stop! 100 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:05,900 Stop, yourself. Stop. 101 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,608 Wait. Wait, wait. 102 00:09:20,318 --> 00:09:22,752 Oh, Grant. Oh, God. You gotta stop. 103 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:23,946 I can't. 104 00:09:25,823 --> 00:09:27,120 Starla. 105 00:09:27,391 --> 00:09:30,725 She gets real worried about me if I'm out too late. 106 00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:34,925 I'm sorry. I gotta go. I... 107 00:09:37,569 --> 00:09:40,505 Starla. Yeah, shit. Go. 108 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,305 What is it? 109 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,074 I don't know. 110 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:02,426 There's a trail. 111 00:10:21,146 --> 00:10:23,205 Oh. Oh, that's gross. 112 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,049 Come on. Oh... 113 00:10:27,119 --> 00:10:28,677 Come on. Grant. 114 00:10:28,987 --> 00:10:31,115 Come on. Wait, wait, wait. 115 00:10:40,499 --> 00:10:42,023 What the fuck? 116 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,198 God dog it! 117 00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:53,905 Oh, God. 118 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,104 Grant. 119 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,657 Grant? 120 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,495 Grant. 121 00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:21,633 Grant. 122 00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:31,780 Grant, are you okay? 123 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:45,356 Grant. 124 00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:55,736 You okay? 125 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,286 Meat. 126 00:13:24,464 --> 00:13:25,988 Good morning, baby. 127 00:13:26,732 --> 00:13:29,463 We haven't heard this song for a while. 128 00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:34,139 I was hoping it could be a peace pipe. 129 00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:48,882 I'm sorry about last night. 130 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:56,924 I don't mean to push you away. 131 00:13:59,532 --> 00:14:01,591 Or make you feel rejected. 132 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,669 I do want to be a good wife. 133 00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:20,876 You're crying. 134 00:14:22,889 --> 00:14:24,220 Baby. 135 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,610 Baby, what's this? 136 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,351 It's just a little bug bite. 137 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:20,175 What are you so smiley about? 138 00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:21,877 Nothing. 139 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,984 Grant and I had a good morning. 140 00:15:25,052 --> 00:15:26,645 And it's been a while. 141 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,382 Oh, you slut. 142 00:15:29,456 --> 00:15:30,821 Janene. 143 00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:32,882 Quiet. 144 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,894 You're a married woman. 145 00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:38,263 It's Grant. 146 00:15:38,532 --> 00:15:40,364 I don't know, he's like... 147 00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:43,961 It was like he was discovering all these different parts of my body. 148 00:15:44,037 --> 00:15:46,904 You know, like a little boy or something. 149 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:50,739 I'm telling you, this morning I sensed a real change in Grant. 150 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,544 Meat. 151 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:00,578 Meat. Meat. 152 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:03,487 Howdy, Mr. Grant. Oh, hey there, killer. 153 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:06,851 What can I do you for? Give me a couple of your rib eyes. 154 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:08,986 How many you need? Eight. 155 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,625 Know what? 10. 156 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,960 No, no, no. You know what? 157 00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:18,464 Give me 14. 158 00:16:18,538 --> 00:16:20,063 Having a party? 159 00:16:20,707 --> 00:16:22,835 Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah. 160 00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:25,504 It's a little surprise for the wife. 161 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:43,195 Grant. What's this lock doing on the door? 162 00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,196 Baby, you drilled right into the frame. It's all busted up. 163 00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:56,169 Sugarplum, you really think you should be asking so many questions 164 00:16:56,243 --> 00:16:57,733 when it's so close to your birthday? 165 00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,677 My birthday's not for two months. 166 00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:01,908 That's close. Not really. 167 00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:03,677 Matter of opinion. 168 00:17:42,055 --> 00:17:46,254 Grant, I'm jumping in the shower. Baby, we need to leave in 40 minutes. 169 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,742 What are you doing? 170 00:19:14,815 --> 00:19:16,511 Nothing. I gotta... 171 00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:19,144 I gotta go to work. I left something at work. 172 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:23,487 What? Grant, Deer Cheer starts in about an hour, and you promised me. 173 00:19:23,558 --> 00:19:26,618 Gotta go! Gotta go to work. I'll meet you there! 174 00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:49,349 I will never understand what joy a grown man gets 175 00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,284 using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer. 176 00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:53,479 Yeah. 177 00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:03,190 Surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long. 178 00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:05,858 Oh, that reminds me of something I want to tell you. 179 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,958 What's that? Fuck you, fat ass. 180 00:20:08,936 --> 00:20:11,803 Melvin, clean up the toilets. It stinks over here. 181 00:20:11,872 --> 00:20:13,602 Okay, I'll be right there. 182 00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:21,713 Look what you did, you fucking asshole! 183 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:30,919 Grant. 184 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:33,094 Damn, girl. 185 00:20:34,162 --> 00:20:36,427 You are chocolate for the eyes. 186 00:20:36,765 --> 00:20:40,065 I thought maybe you was dead after the other night. 187 00:20:40,269 --> 00:20:42,794 I am dead. Don't I look it? 188 00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:49,376 The old half-Mexican around? 189 00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:52,107 At his mama's for the weekend. I'm all alone. 190 00:20:52,881 --> 00:20:54,542 Besides this one. 191 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:12,890 Hey. 192 00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,628 Hi. Scared you? 193 00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,132 Hey, Bill. 194 00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:20,675 What you doing? Oh, nothing. Just... 195 00:21:21,343 --> 00:21:23,744 I'm trying to get a buzz on, but I can't. 196 00:21:24,146 --> 00:21:25,477 I'm too buff. Got too much muscle mass. 197 00:21:25,547 --> 00:21:27,811 I don't know what it is. Oh, really? 198 00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:32,821 Congratulations, by the way. Thank you. 199 00:21:32,888 --> 00:21:35,118 Yeah, on the promotion, that's... Thank you. 200 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,590 Chief. Yeah. 201 00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:37,750 Yeah. 202 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,756 Sounds weird, doesn't it? No, it sounds nice. 203 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,260 So where's old Grant? 204 00:21:47,469 --> 00:21:50,530 I don't know. He was supposed to meet me here, but... 205 00:21:53,775 --> 00:21:56,142 It's kind of chilly tonight. Yeah. 206 00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:57,736 It sure is pretty. 207 00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:10,385 You know... It's probably time 208 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,586 for the countdown, almost. Right. 209 00:22:12,661 --> 00:22:14,891 Yeah, I think Jack's gonna make a speech or something. 210 00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:16,931 Well, that will be interesting. 211 00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:18,698 Thank you. 212 00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:24,636 I would like to introduce Mayor Jack MacReady. 213 00:22:36,151 --> 00:22:37,380 Thank you. 214 00:22:40,956 --> 00:22:44,119 Cheese and crackers. Ladies and gentlemen, 215 00:22:45,394 --> 00:22:48,522 right after God invented this world of ours, 216 00:22:49,564 --> 00:22:50,964 he came unto Adam 217 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:54,532 and he said that man should have dominion 218 00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:57,528 over the fish of the sea, 219 00:22:58,173 --> 00:23:00,437 and over the birds of the air, 220 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:03,844 and over every living thing 221 00:23:03,912 --> 00:23:06,813 that moveth upon the Earth. 222 00:23:06,882 --> 00:23:08,475 Amen! All right! Yeah! 223 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:12,578 Now, I believe when God said that, 224 00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:17,088 he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy 225 00:23:17,159 --> 00:23:20,129 and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two! 226 00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:21,857 Huh? Am I right? 227 00:23:30,106 --> 00:23:31,471 Are you ready? 228 00:23:31,641 --> 00:23:32,938 Yes! 229 00:23:33,009 --> 00:23:37,071 Ten, nine, eight, 230 00:23:37,547 --> 00:23:41,540 seven, six, five, 231 00:23:42,051 --> 00:23:45,817 four, three, two, 232 00:23:46,055 --> 00:23:47,147 one! 233 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:48,582 Oh, God, Grant! 234 00:23:49,425 --> 00:23:52,827 Let the hunt begin! 235 00:23:53,729 --> 00:23:56,995 Grant, what is it? No! 236 00:25:24,253 --> 00:25:25,482 Grant? 237 00:25:35,197 --> 00:25:37,598 Grant, you know about this fuse? 238 00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:50,944 Grant, why didn't you answer your phone? 239 00:26:02,059 --> 00:26:03,253 Grant? 240 00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:11,192 Oh, my God, baby, what happened to your face? 241 00:26:11,602 --> 00:26:13,467 It's just a bee sting. 242 00:26:17,107 --> 00:26:18,768 I'll be all right. 243 00:26:19,376 --> 00:26:21,936 I have a little reaction, that's all. 244 00:26:22,412 --> 00:26:24,745 Oh, we gotta get you to the hospital. No. 245 00:26:24,815 --> 00:26:26,408 No, no, no, no. 246 00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:28,785 I already saw Dr. Karl. 247 00:26:29,653 --> 00:26:31,451 Gave me a prescription, 248 00:26:31,521 --> 00:26:34,047 said it should clear up soon. 249 00:26:35,092 --> 00:26:38,118 Said things like this happen. 250 00:26:38,829 --> 00:26:41,229 Happens to people all the time. 251 00:26:44,101 --> 00:26:45,932 Come on, baby, don't... 252 00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:48,734 Don't look at me like that. 253 00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:55,010 Yes, hi, Dr. Karl. This is Starla Grant. 254 00:26:55,212 --> 00:26:58,511 Oú, Starla. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. 255 00:26:58,582 --> 00:27:01,642 I was calling about... About Grant's condition. 256 00:27:01,718 --> 00:27:03,914 I think that it may be getting worse. 257 00:27:04,755 --> 00:27:06,780 What condition is that, dear? 258 00:27:07,858 --> 00:27:09,792 The one you just saw him about. 259 00:27:10,227 --> 00:27:14,789 Starla, I haven't seen your husband in over a year. 260 00:28:03,213 --> 00:28:04,874 What's the matter? 261 00:28:05,415 --> 00:28:07,406 Come on now, don't cry. 262 00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:11,510 Now, look here. You're doing a good job. 263 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:15,691 I'm so hungry, I think I'm gonna die. 264 00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:20,219 No, no, no, no. Here. I got something here, help you feel better. 265 00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,831 Brought you munchies. 266 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:29,096 Come on now. Treat yourself. 267 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:34,469 Yeah, that's my girl. 268 00:28:35,545 --> 00:28:37,775 Everything's gonna be all right. 269 00:28:49,927 --> 00:28:51,486 Hey, Starla. Hey. 270 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,660 Bill. Wally. Howdy. 271 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:58,094 Grant around, by any chance? Oh, no. He's not home from work yet. 272 00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:01,468 Mr. Grant! He's not home yet, Wally. I just said. 273 00:29:03,407 --> 00:29:04,773 What's going on? 274 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,044 Do you know a Brenda Gutierrez? 275 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:11,371 Maybe she called the house, or... No. 276 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:15,312 What's... 277 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:19,152 Girl disappeared Friday night. Signs of a struggle in the house. 278 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:21,482 Here in town? Yeah. 279 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:24,859 The thing is, people saw Grant going into her house, 280 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,663 and that's the last anyone's seen of her. 281 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:30,827 It must've been someone that looks like Grant. 282 00:29:31,969 --> 00:29:33,665 Yeah. Maybe. 283 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:39,138 But have him give me a call as soon as he gets in. 284 00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,211 All right. All right. 285 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,508 Well, thanks. 286 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,241 Night. 287 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,308 Night. 288 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,249 ...116À. 289 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,522 You've reached Chief Pardy. No, no, no, no, no. 290 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:41,999 Please leave a message and your call will be returned promptly. 291 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:43,824 Bill! It's Starla. 292 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:48,334 You were just here. And you need to get back here right now. I think... 293 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,634 Grant is sick or something. 294 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:13,621 Why are you running from me, baby? I wasn't gonna hurt you! 295 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:17,062 I love you, baby. I tried not to change. 296 00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:19,161 No! I'll get it. 297 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,173 I'm too ugly for you now, is that it? You don't wanna hurt me. 298 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:24,709 You betrayed me. 299 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,174 I can't trust you no more. 300 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,911 Let me go. 301 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,277 Here, I got a little surprise for you. Huh, sugarplum? 302 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,299 Starla? Starla, you in there? 303 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,068 Starla, you all right? 304 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:00,672 Stop! 305 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,117 What the fuck was that? 306 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,457 Whole damn Council's a bunch of fucking morons. 307 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:51,860 I don't know how any of them got elected. They blame me for it, like it's... 308 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,160 Bill. Bill, we need to talk. 309 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,061 Shit. Morning, Jack. 310 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,000 We need to find this Grant, I mean yesterday. 311 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,334 Town Council lit a Roman candle, stuck it up my ass. 312 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,305 Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business. 313 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:05,105 Hey, don't you fuck with me, Bill. Your post here as Chief is in dire straits. 314 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,337 Nobody wants to go hunting in a town 315 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,640 with a pet-murdering kidnapper in it. 316 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,044 We'll find him, Jack. 317 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:11,173 Ain't many places he can hide. Looks like a damn squid. 318 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:13,616 Sea World, maybe. See? She heard you say squid. 319 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,677 She's going to go out and create a goddamn hysteria. 320 00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:17,279 Shelby, you gonna create a hysteria? 321 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,518 Not today, Bill. What's this? 322 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,959 I thought we could use that like a police sketch, Chief. 323 00:34:22,028 --> 00:34:25,020 You know, take it door to door, see if anybody recognizes him. 324 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:28,762 Y'all show some respect right now! 325 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,736 And you! You don't know what was in there. You said it was dark! 326 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:34,501 You don't know what the hell you saw. His arm was all bendy, Mayor. 327 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:37,236 Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease. 328 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:38,903 What? Lyme disease. 329 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:40,945 You touch some deer feces 330 00:34:41,013 --> 00:34:44,450 and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands, 331 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:45,882 you got your Lyme disease. 332 00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:48,011 And that makes you look like a squid? 333 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,822 Well, fuck you all for laughing. 334 00:34:51,891 --> 00:34:53,620 Chief, another attack. 335 00:34:53,693 --> 00:34:55,422 Over at the Castavets'. What? 336 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:58,225 Grant's been stealing animals off farms, edge of town. 337 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,959 Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, folks, let's go. 338 00:35:00,032 --> 00:35:02,467 Don't forget your guns. We don't want any Lyme disease popping out at us. 339 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:05,231 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Ha, ha, fucking ha. 340 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:09,931 I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. 341 00:35:10,009 --> 00:35:12,910 He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all. 342 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,942 Hey, look! 343 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:18,441 Knocked this one's head clear on over here. 344 00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:20,509 Put that down, numb nuts. 345 00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:22,753 He drug the cow through here. 346 00:35:24,090 --> 00:35:25,785 How can one man do that? 347 00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:27,859 Slay all them dogs by hisself? 348 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:31,186 Well, he's gotta be in the forest. All three ranches run alongside it. 349 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:33,562 You think we should get up a posse? 350 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,427 Head in there? 351 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:39,062 It's 100,000 acres. Be finding a needle in a fuckstack. 352 00:35:40,773 --> 00:35:42,036 Gather some folks together. 353 00:35:42,108 --> 00:35:45,077 I think I know where Dr. Dolittle's gonna strike next. 354 00:35:45,678 --> 00:35:46,975 Right after Grant ran off, 355 00:35:47,046 --> 00:35:50,016 a calf went missing from here, Raglan's ranch. 356 00:35:50,183 --> 00:35:53,983 Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. 357 00:35:54,053 --> 00:35:55,316 That rancher with the cleft palate? 358 00:35:55,388 --> 00:35:57,151 Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk. 359 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,749 Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally. 360 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,987 And then we got the Castavets right here. 361 00:36:02,061 --> 00:36:03,859 That's where last night's shit storm took place. 362 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:06,626 And if he keeps to that pattern, next he's gonna end up here, 363 00:36:06,699 --> 00:36:09,031 owned by a family called the Strutemyers. 364 00:36:09,101 --> 00:36:12,162 I know you're all tired. You've barely seen your families. 365 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:15,333 But we're gonna have to go there tonight, lie low and wait. 366 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:17,274 Well, let's go and get that son of a bitch, Chief! 367 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,333 Yeah. Yeah. 368 00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:20,605 All right, boys. 369 00:36:21,914 --> 00:36:25,248 Where's my little darling? There she is. 370 00:36:27,987 --> 00:36:30,388 Hey, Bill, we got this grenade we confiscated from them jokers 371 00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:31,947 who wanted to use it to fish for trout. 372 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:34,015 No. We should be all right with what we got. 373 00:36:34,093 --> 00:36:35,356 All right. 374 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:39,529 I didn't know the Russkis were invading. 375 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:43,492 You seen this guy, you'd have wished they was. 376 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,370 Give me... Just give me one second. 377 00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:55,812 Bill, I heard you're going to get Grant. 378 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,543 Yeah. We... I think I should go with you. 379 00:36:57,617 --> 00:36:59,608 What? Go... Honey, no. No. 380 00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:00,881 Bill, you need to let me help. 381 00:37:00,954 --> 00:37:01,978 Look, I ain't well-read on police procedure, 382 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:03,079 but I'm sure there's a heap of regulations 383 00:37:03,156 --> 00:37:04,954 No, this is my fault. against taking a civilian on a stakeout. 384 00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:07,050 I should've seen it coming. This is my fault. It ain't your fault! 385 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:09,494 He tried to kill you. He had all those physical symptoms. 386 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:10,962 He was acting peculiar... Starla. Thank you. 387 00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:13,022 I was just trying to pretend that it wasn't happening, Bill. 388 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,865 Thank you, Starla. I appreciate the offer, but I can't. 389 00:37:15,936 --> 00:37:18,667 If that girl's still out there, how are you gonna find her? 390 00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:21,037 How, unless you bring Grant back alive? 391 00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:24,606 Your best... Your only chance of doing that is with me. 392 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,307 She's got a point. 393 00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:42,521 Hey, hey, hey. Come on. 394 00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:45,289 You all done, honey? Thank you. 395 00:37:47,234 --> 00:37:48,997 Hey, come on now. 396 00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:53,936 Kylie, what did you do to your fingers? Kiri Goshimi done them. 397 00:37:54,007 --> 00:37:55,873 She's Japanese. Yeah? 398 00:37:56,043 --> 00:37:58,512 Looks more like that Pokeyman's done them, to me. 399 00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:02,710 Foreign stuff is classy, if you knew something. 400 00:38:05,986 --> 00:38:07,476 There's Jack. 401 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:11,457 Now, I want you all to stay inside tonight. You hear? 402 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,495 Hey, Otis! 403 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,925 This turns out to be a mountain lion, 404 00:38:21,001 --> 00:38:23,265 we're gonna look like a bunch of damn idiots. 405 00:38:23,337 --> 00:38:24,395 Oh, yeah? 406 00:38:27,641 --> 00:38:28,904 Thanks. 407 00:39:14,888 --> 00:39:17,687 Be a good night to chase some pussy, wouldn't it? 408 00:39:19,493 --> 00:39:21,427 How about that Deputy Margaret? 409 00:39:21,962 --> 00:39:25,557 You have a little deputy thing going on, you two? 410 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:29,002 Margaret packs a box lunch. 411 00:39:29,970 --> 00:39:31,028 No shit. 412 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:38,239 Hey, Starla. 413 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,878 You remember that time we were kids 414 00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:45,317 and you came knocking on my window in the middle of the night? 415 00:39:47,455 --> 00:39:49,253 So Starla here, 12. 416 00:39:49,857 --> 00:39:51,484 I guess I was 14. 417 00:39:51,993 --> 00:39:54,155 I said, "Starla, what the hell are you doing out there?" 418 00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:58,188 She says that she's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star. 419 00:39:59,434 --> 00:40:02,335 And she knew I was in the ROTC, so she says she needs a bodyguard 420 00:40:02,403 --> 00:40:03,803 and invites me to come along. 421 00:40:03,871 --> 00:40:08,070 And I said, "Starla, if there's anyone who can take care of herself, 422 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:12,102 "I think it's you. I'm gonna have to decline. " 423 00:40:13,347 --> 00:40:14,815 How far did you get? 424 00:40:15,283 --> 00:40:16,546 About the bus stop. 425 00:40:17,885 --> 00:40:20,149 Because Ranger Rick here called my dad. 426 00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:22,952 Damn. A cop from the get-go. You son of a bitch! 427 00:40:23,324 --> 00:40:26,453 You fucked up our fame and fortune there, Bill Pardy. 428 00:40:28,362 --> 00:40:29,557 Yeah. 429 00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:32,928 Yeah, I guess maybe I did. 430 00:40:51,486 --> 00:40:53,010 You said squid. 431 00:40:54,222 --> 00:40:55,519 It got worse. 432 00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:14,431 He looks like something that fell off my dick during the war. 433 00:41:14,876 --> 00:41:16,138 Hey. Hey. 434 00:41:20,948 --> 00:41:22,143 Grant? 435 00:41:22,617 --> 00:41:27,145 Holy shit. 436 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:34,227 What are we gonna do now, Bill? 437 00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:37,127 Cuffs won't even fit on him. 438 00:41:49,544 --> 00:41:51,239 Starla, where are you... 439 00:41:57,118 --> 00:41:58,347 Go, go. 440 00:41:59,787 --> 00:42:01,050 Come on. 441 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,569 Grant. 442 00:42:30,786 --> 00:42:32,447 It's okay, Grant. 443 00:42:33,722 --> 00:42:35,622 You're just sick, is all. 444 00:42:35,691 --> 00:42:37,056 You're just sick. 445 00:42:39,194 --> 00:42:42,323 We're just here to take you to get some help. 446 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:44,292 Right now. 447 00:42:46,134 --> 00:42:47,864 And I'm gonna stay by you. 448 00:42:49,104 --> 00:42:51,163 Just like I swore I would. 449 00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:54,304 For better or worse. 450 00:42:54,743 --> 00:42:56,211 Much fucking worse. 451 00:42:57,512 --> 00:42:58,707 Grant. 452 00:43:00,182 --> 00:43:02,344 Marriage is a sacred bond. 453 00:43:04,653 --> 00:43:05,882 Right, baby? 454 00:43:12,628 --> 00:43:14,562 It's gonna be all right, Grant. 455 00:43:16,531 --> 00:43:18,227 Just come with us. 456 00:43:26,575 --> 00:43:28,941 You stop right there, you son of a bitch. 457 00:43:29,278 --> 00:43:31,974 Now, I don't care what kind of leprosy you got. 458 00:43:32,547 --> 00:43:34,607 We need to find that girl. 459 00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:37,218 Now you can make this peaceful 460 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,815 or you can make it hard. 461 00:43:54,202 --> 00:43:56,068 No! Fire! 462 00:43:56,304 --> 00:43:57,431 Fire! 463 00:43:57,973 --> 00:43:59,270 Move! Grant! 464 00:43:59,341 --> 00:44:01,309 Get him! Get him! 465 00:44:02,544 --> 00:44:05,571 Wally, on my tail! Do not lose him in the woods! 466 00:44:07,215 --> 00:44:08,877 That fucking... 467 00:44:09,785 --> 00:44:11,946 Get the fuck out of the way! 468 00:44:13,288 --> 00:44:15,052 I don't want to lose anybody! Stay together! 469 00:44:15,123 --> 00:44:16,921 Wait for me. Wait for me. 470 00:44:18,593 --> 00:44:20,585 Come on out, you cocksucker! 471 00:44:21,797 --> 00:44:23,788 What are you, some little pussy? 472 00:44:23,899 --> 00:44:25,093 You afraid? 473 00:44:26,568 --> 00:44:27,899 Psychology. 474 00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,247 Over there! 475 00:44:56,064 --> 00:44:59,193 Where did he go? Now we ain't never gonna find that girl. 476 00:44:59,267 --> 00:45:01,566 Starla, get the hell out of here. 477 00:45:32,535 --> 00:45:34,264 What's that smell? 478 00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:35,735 Something dead. 479 00:45:36,706 --> 00:45:40,108 It's coming from in there, ain't it? Do you think he's inside? 480 00:46:00,530 --> 00:46:02,327 One, two, three. 481 00:46:03,566 --> 00:46:04,931 You suck. 482 00:46:06,369 --> 00:46:08,064 Margaret, get over here. 483 00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:19,812 Oh, God. 484 00:46:25,188 --> 00:46:27,588 Something's wrong with me. 485 00:46:30,293 --> 00:46:31,419 Yeah. 486 00:46:32,495 --> 00:46:35,260 Oh, Jesus! God! 487 00:46:42,305 --> 00:46:43,499 Brenda. 488 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:48,136 Oh, I didn't want no one seeing me like this. 489 00:46:51,113 --> 00:46:52,274 Shit. 490 00:46:53,316 --> 00:46:54,977 How's my boy, Bill? 491 00:46:55,384 --> 00:46:56,511 Is he all right? 492 00:46:56,586 --> 00:46:58,315 Boy's fine, Brenda. 493 00:47:01,190 --> 00:47:05,650 So what's going on here exactly? 494 00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:10,792 I'm so fucking hungry, Bill. I'm so hungry. 495 00:47:10,867 --> 00:47:13,665 I never knew anyone could be so hungry. 496 00:47:15,438 --> 00:47:18,032 Do you mind handing me 497 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:21,373 a piece of that possum over there? 498 00:47:21,978 --> 00:47:23,673 Just a little bit. 499 00:47:30,086 --> 00:47:32,077 I think we best get you to a hospital right quick. 500 00:47:32,154 --> 00:47:34,487 What the fuck they gonna do with her in a hospital, Bill? 501 00:47:34,557 --> 00:47:35,547 Shut up. 502 00:47:36,692 --> 00:47:38,456 Jesus! Why is she doing that? 503 00:47:38,528 --> 00:47:40,621 Her tumors is moving. Relax. 504 00:47:41,564 --> 00:47:44,898 Somebody get her to stop doing that shit! It hurts, bitch! 505 00:47:46,502 --> 00:47:47,663 Jesus. 506 00:47:51,274 --> 00:47:53,174 Please help me! Bill. 507 00:47:53,543 --> 00:47:56,637 Oh, the little fuckers are tearing me apart! 508 00:47:59,316 --> 00:48:01,148 Oh, the bastard led us here. 509 00:48:08,892 --> 00:48:10,917 Christ, look out, everybody! 510 00:48:16,566 --> 00:48:17,591 Fuck! 511 00:48:17,668 --> 00:48:19,067 Wally! 512 00:48:26,543 --> 00:48:29,706 Margaret, cover your mouth! Don't let them in your mouth! 513 00:49:04,047 --> 00:49:05,413 God dang. 514 00:49:05,782 --> 00:49:07,512 Tried to get in my mouth. 515 00:49:08,518 --> 00:49:10,817 What kind of thing wants you to eat it? 516 00:49:52,963 --> 00:49:55,864 Kylie, honey, you're gonna turn into a plum in there. 517 00:49:55,932 --> 00:49:58,834 Prune, Mama. Plums turn into prunes. 518 00:49:58,902 --> 00:50:00,802 I know what turns into what. 519 00:50:00,871 --> 00:50:04,739 So I want you to finish up in there and get yourself into bed, you hear? 520 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:24,894 Time to turn in, ladies. Just a couple more pages, Mom. 521 00:50:24,961 --> 00:50:26,224 No. 522 00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:28,594 Besides, you know what day tomorrow is. 523 00:50:28,665 --> 00:50:30,190 Family fun day. Family fun day. 524 00:50:30,267 --> 00:50:31,359 That is correct. 525 00:50:31,435 --> 00:50:33,266 So good night. 526 00:50:34,371 --> 00:50:35,804 Sleep tight. 527 00:50:36,807 --> 00:50:38,741 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 528 00:50:39,743 --> 00:50:41,006 Night, night. Night, Mom. 529 00:50:41,078 --> 00:50:42,444 Night. 530 00:51:59,023 --> 00:52:00,354 What the fuck? 531 00:52:37,428 --> 00:52:38,828 Mom! 532 00:52:40,865 --> 00:52:42,162 Mom! 533 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:43,926 Mom! 534 00:52:51,742 --> 00:52:54,610 Help! Emily! Jenna! 535 00:52:56,847 --> 00:52:58,406 Jenna, open the door! 536 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:43,845 Shelby, come in. 537 00:54:43,922 --> 00:54:47,483 11-41. I need paramedics out here right away. I got four men down. 538 00:54:49,695 --> 00:54:51,287 Shelby, are you there? 539 00:54:55,067 --> 00:54:57,763 Shelby, we got an emergency here. This is Bill. 540 00:54:58,971 --> 00:55:00,268 Oh, crud. 541 00:55:01,039 --> 00:55:02,268 Shelby. 542 00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:04,806 This is no time for a break, Shelby. I mean it. 543 00:55:04,876 --> 00:55:06,936 Shelby? They alive? 544 00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,912 Shelby, I need your help now. 545 00:55:09,047 --> 00:55:10,515 Praise Jesus. 546 00:55:11,283 --> 00:55:14,651 Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. 547 00:55:15,087 --> 00:55:18,113 This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. 548 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:20,681 Either of you ever seen anything like that? 549 00:55:21,126 --> 00:55:23,720 You ever heard of anything like that? 550 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:27,828 Me neither. 551 00:55:27,899 --> 00:55:30,596 And I watch Animal Planet all the fucking time. 552 00:55:30,736 --> 00:55:31,862 I got no reception out here. 553 00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:34,167 I'm gonna run back to the car, try to call the paramedics from there. 554 00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,731 That's a long way with those worms out there. 555 00:55:36,808 --> 00:55:39,869 Yeah, well, nice change of pace from shooting them deer. 556 00:55:40,278 --> 00:55:42,372 All right, you three, get these folks out of the barn. 557 00:55:42,447 --> 00:55:44,347 All the rot and stench can't be doing them any good. 558 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:46,350 You take this. I got my Colt. 559 00:55:47,986 --> 00:55:50,455 Be careful. Yeah, there's a thought. 560 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:12,435 You know what this is? 561 00:56:12,812 --> 00:56:14,405 You know what this is? 562 00:56:14,547 --> 00:56:17,278 It's goddamn biological weapons, that's what it is. 563 00:56:17,350 --> 00:56:19,944 Government's testing them on Wheelsy. You know why? 564 00:56:20,019 --> 00:56:22,647 Because I don't take no shit from nobody at those State hearings. 565 00:56:22,722 --> 00:56:25,020 They wanna put a cock in Jack MacReady, 566 00:56:25,491 --> 00:56:27,016 they can kiss my ass. 567 00:56:27,126 --> 00:56:30,323 If this shit is contagious, I turn into a fucking mollusk, 568 00:56:30,396 --> 00:56:32,956 I'm gonna sue those bastards, I swear to God! 569 00:56:34,067 --> 00:56:37,059 And you can sue right alongside of me. I don't care if you're a lesbo. 570 00:56:37,136 --> 00:56:38,433 You don't deserve this shit. 571 00:56:38,504 --> 00:56:39,767 It's like... 572 00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:43,298 Oh, man, it smells like rotten mayonnaise in here. 573 00:57:24,183 --> 00:57:25,674 Hi, sugarplum. 574 00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:31,416 Marriage. It's a sacred bond. 575 00:57:32,291 --> 00:57:33,816 Just like you said. 576 00:57:35,795 --> 00:57:39,788 What? I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. 577 00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:43,731 I lost my head. 578 00:57:44,704 --> 00:57:47,901 I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. 579 00:57:48,608 --> 00:57:49,768 Not 580 00:57:50,409 --> 00:57:51,570 kill them 581 00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:52,868 pets. 582 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:58,679 Not make Brenda a worm. 583 00:57:59,986 --> 00:58:03,046 But it's my nature, ain't it? 584 00:58:04,624 --> 00:58:07,855 How can you blame someone for acting 585 00:58:09,562 --> 00:58:12,156 according to his own nature? 586 00:58:12,732 --> 00:58:15,258 I wanted to tell you what was going on, 587 00:58:15,334 --> 00:58:19,135 but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. 588 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:24,139 I never knew love, Starla... 589 00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:25,405 Wally? 590 00:58:25,978 --> 00:58:27,207 You all right? 591 00:58:28,514 --> 00:58:31,677 Maybe you better set back down. You don't look so good. 592 00:58:31,984 --> 00:58:33,077 Hey. 593 00:58:57,377 --> 00:59:00,939 Kylie, honey, you okay? 594 00:59:01,014 --> 00:59:03,381 Hi, Kylie, it's me. 595 00:59:03,450 --> 00:59:06,477 Kylie, open the door, jellybean. 596 00:59:06,553 --> 00:59:07,645 Come on, Kylie. 597 00:59:07,721 --> 00:59:09,348 Open the door. 598 00:59:09,423 --> 00:59:12,950 We love you, sweetheart. Come on out now. Open the door. 599 00:59:13,026 --> 00:59:14,255 Get away! 600 00:59:15,128 --> 00:59:16,619 You all get away. 601 00:59:16,697 --> 00:59:21,396 Kylie. Kylie, there's no excuse. No excuse not to be with your family. 602 00:59:21,468 --> 00:59:24,165 This is family fun day, isn't it, Kylie? 603 00:59:24,605 --> 00:59:28,200 Y'all better just set back down. You need to get some rest. 604 00:59:28,809 --> 00:59:30,470 You're sick! Meat. 605 00:59:31,044 --> 00:59:32,740 Hey! Let her go! 606 00:59:33,981 --> 00:59:36,609 Y'all just take a step back now, all right? 607 00:59:37,117 --> 00:59:39,085 There you go, sugarplum. 608 00:59:40,287 --> 00:59:42,722 Why you choosing camps before you hear 609 00:59:42,789 --> 00:59:44,917 both sides of the story? Both sides of the story. 610 00:59:44,992 --> 00:59:48,257 Why are you talking like Grant? 'Cause I am Grant. 611 00:59:48,428 --> 00:59:49,862 I'm your husband. I'm your husband. 612 00:59:49,930 --> 00:59:52,729 You swore to honor and obey me. Obey me. 613 00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:56,167 So put that goddamn gun down. So put that goddamn gun down. 614 00:59:58,772 --> 01:00:00,399 Oh, shit. 615 01:00:00,674 --> 01:00:02,164 Get away from her! 616 01:00:02,943 --> 01:00:05,207 It burns. What the... 617 01:00:07,948 --> 01:00:09,677 Get away from her! Meat. 618 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:12,583 Get away from her! I am gonna shoot you, I swear to God! 619 01:00:12,653 --> 01:00:14,883 You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla. 620 01:00:15,656 --> 01:00:20,025 I told you, you always needed me to protect you! 621 01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:23,719 You for damn sure ain't got the balls to... 622 01:00:30,337 --> 01:00:32,237 Christ on a cross. 623 01:00:39,313 --> 01:00:40,974 Go. Go, go, go. 624 01:00:41,581 --> 01:00:43,880 Uncle Grant's gonna show you a good time, girlie. 625 01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:45,111 Get out! 626 01:00:45,185 --> 01:00:48,177 Open this door, you little whore! 627 01:00:48,255 --> 01:00:50,189 Don't mess with me, you little slut. 628 01:00:50,257 --> 01:00:52,453 Kylie. 629 01:00:52,693 --> 01:00:55,787 This is your last chance. 630 01:00:55,862 --> 01:00:57,660 Open this door now! 631 01:00:59,332 --> 01:01:00,925 Come on, you spoiled brat! 632 01:01:01,001 --> 01:01:02,230 No! 633 01:01:03,403 --> 01:01:04,564 No! 634 01:01:05,539 --> 01:01:07,371 You little bitch! Hey! 635 01:01:10,177 --> 01:01:13,112 What's going on? What the hell are you doing? 636 01:01:14,614 --> 01:01:16,515 Hey, hey, easy, easy, easy. 637 01:01:17,551 --> 01:01:19,712 What the hell happened to you, Otis? 638 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:22,821 Poison ivy out back, maybe? 639 01:01:23,023 --> 01:01:24,855 We're itchy. We're itchy. 640 01:01:24,925 --> 01:01:26,916 No, they're not my parents. 641 01:01:27,027 --> 01:01:29,257 They're trying to trick you. 642 01:01:29,329 --> 01:01:31,855 Hey. The worms are in their brains. 643 01:01:32,999 --> 01:01:35,366 All right, look, y'all stay right there on the spot. 644 01:01:35,435 --> 01:01:37,529 I'm gonna call the paramedics to come help you. 645 01:01:37,604 --> 01:01:39,504 And Kylie's gonna come with me. 646 01:01:39,573 --> 01:01:40,939 Hey there, killer. 647 01:01:47,515 --> 01:01:49,677 Starla's my woman, you prick. 648 01:02:01,562 --> 01:02:06,125 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 649 01:02:14,008 --> 01:02:15,237 Come on. 650 01:02:18,446 --> 01:02:20,812 Damn it! Come on, Kylie. 651 01:02:20,948 --> 01:02:22,678 Hey, come on, come on. 652 01:02:24,352 --> 01:02:26,684 Don't mess with me, little girl! 653 01:02:27,922 --> 01:02:29,356 Hear me, girl? 654 01:02:33,361 --> 01:02:35,090 What's with the spitting? 655 01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:38,096 Margaret, come in. Margaret? Margaret, are you there? 656 01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:40,259 Chief, go! They're gonna get in. Go! 657 01:02:40,334 --> 01:02:42,803 My friends are still out there... Trevor? 658 01:02:45,072 --> 01:02:46,836 What the heck is going on? 659 01:02:50,812 --> 01:02:54,441 My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested. 660 01:03:23,644 --> 01:03:24,873 Bitch is hard-core. 661 01:03:24,946 --> 01:03:27,244 Get in the car. Get in the car! 662 01:03:27,315 --> 01:03:28,680 All right, yeah. 663 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:30,073 Go, go. 664 01:03:31,085 --> 01:03:33,110 Go! Go! Go! 665 01:03:33,421 --> 01:03:34,911 Starla! 666 01:03:34,989 --> 01:03:38,687 Starla! Starla! Starla! Starla! 667 01:03:39,193 --> 01:03:40,752 Starla! 668 01:03:53,941 --> 01:03:55,136 So, 669 01:03:56,043 --> 01:03:58,034 how's everybody's evening? Good? 670 01:03:59,146 --> 01:04:00,307 Good. 671 01:04:01,816 --> 01:04:03,045 Thanks. 672 01:04:08,823 --> 01:04:10,086 Shelby? 673 01:04:14,428 --> 01:04:16,090 Shelby, you there? 674 01:04:16,297 --> 01:04:18,993 Hey, Chief, how you doing? Did you find that... 675 01:04:20,668 --> 01:04:23,228 There's a skeeter in here driving me bonkers. 676 01:04:23,471 --> 01:04:25,463 Shelby, you seen any of these... 677 01:04:26,008 --> 01:04:27,566 I don't know what to call them. 678 01:04:27,643 --> 01:04:30,407 They're like big slugs, only they're fast. 679 01:04:30,679 --> 01:04:31,976 No slugs. 680 01:04:32,047 --> 01:04:35,278 But your mama called. She said, "The toilet's all backed up again. 681 01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:37,444 "Why don't you come over soon as you're finished there?" 682 01:04:37,519 --> 01:04:38,577 All right, sweetheart, listen. 683 01:04:38,654 --> 01:04:41,123 I need you to listen to me just for a second, okay? 684 01:04:41,189 --> 01:04:44,956 She said it's what you done in there on Sunday what caused the backup. 685 01:04:46,695 --> 01:04:48,663 All right, listen. I need you to... 686 01:04:48,730 --> 01:04:51,598 I need you to get the CDC on the horn for me, okay? 687 01:04:55,003 --> 01:04:56,699 Shelby, are you nodding? 688 01:04:57,306 --> 01:05:00,070 Oh, yeah, sorry. I'll get you right back. 689 01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:08,473 There's a big tree in her front yard and the roots got in the pipes 690 01:05:08,550 --> 01:05:11,781 and it messes with the whole system on the way to the main. 691 01:05:13,055 --> 01:05:14,682 She uses lots of paper. 692 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:33,372 Where is the Mr. Pibb? 693 01:05:34,943 --> 01:05:39,540 I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. 694 01:05:42,050 --> 01:05:44,713 Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon 695 01:05:44,786 --> 01:05:48,018 and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars. 696 01:05:48,090 --> 01:05:50,820 People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, 697 01:05:50,892 --> 01:05:54,852 and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb! 698 01:05:54,930 --> 01:05:57,592 Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it. 699 01:06:01,136 --> 01:06:02,467 It was me. 700 01:06:03,205 --> 01:06:05,867 I became it... Him. 701 01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:09,209 Part of him. Who? 702 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,772 Who? 703 01:06:13,815 --> 01:06:15,613 Mrs. Grant's husband. 704 01:06:17,486 --> 01:06:19,215 But it wasn't always him. 705 01:06:21,123 --> 01:06:22,784 He came from... 706 01:06:28,563 --> 01:06:31,556 He's a goddamn Martian? Martians is from Mars, Jack. 707 01:06:31,633 --> 01:06:34,762 Or it's a general term meaning "outer space fucker. " 708 01:06:34,836 --> 01:06:37,032 No, it isn't. Look it up, cocksucker. 709 01:06:37,105 --> 01:06:38,300 Enough. 710 01:06:39,408 --> 01:06:40,670 Kylie. 711 01:06:41,343 --> 01:06:42,503 Honey. 712 01:06:44,179 --> 01:06:45,874 Honey, what do you mean? 713 01:06:46,415 --> 01:06:48,542 His real face looks like a needle. 714 01:06:49,284 --> 01:06:51,116 But he's always got another. 715 01:06:51,653 --> 01:06:54,122 He goes from place to place, 716 01:06:54,189 --> 01:06:56,715 worlds, planets, killing them. 717 01:06:57,893 --> 01:07:02,057 Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. 718 01:07:02,631 --> 01:07:05,657 And the rest he eats till they're gone. 719 01:07:08,570 --> 01:07:10,062 Now he's here. 720 01:07:11,107 --> 01:07:12,302 Are you saying these worms... 721 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:14,776 These worms in their brains, you saying they're all connected? 722 01:07:14,844 --> 01:07:16,004 It's like they're all one deal? 723 01:07:16,079 --> 01:07:20,311 An animal that doesn't procreate. It spreads, grows, 724 01:07:21,050 --> 01:07:25,010 absorbing the minds and bodies of the organisms around it. 725 01:07:27,023 --> 01:07:29,014 It's a conscious disease. 726 01:07:30,693 --> 01:07:34,095 If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated. 727 01:07:36,165 --> 01:07:38,725 We're back. Everything's gonna be okay. 728 01:07:47,243 --> 01:07:50,178 Shelby, did you get the CDC for me? We're at the city limits. 729 01:07:50,246 --> 01:07:51,839 Welcome back, 730 01:07:52,615 --> 01:07:53,673 killer. 731 01:07:54,183 --> 01:07:58,052 Got a little surprise for the lot of you, just right around the corner. 732 01:08:24,881 --> 01:08:26,610 Starla! 733 01:08:33,422 --> 01:08:36,620 Starla. Starla! Let her go! 734 01:08:36,759 --> 01:08:37,954 Jesus. 735 01:08:50,873 --> 01:08:52,034 Meat. 736 01:08:54,210 --> 01:08:55,336 Meat. 737 01:08:57,613 --> 01:09:00,344 Chief! Come on, come here. 738 01:09:03,786 --> 01:09:06,619 Stay here. Stay here. Jack, wake up. 739 01:09:07,256 --> 01:09:08,917 Wake up! Hurry! 740 01:09:10,259 --> 01:09:11,420 Jack! 741 01:09:11,928 --> 01:09:13,054 Meat. 742 01:09:16,999 --> 01:09:18,057 Meat. 743 01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:35,481 Stay here. 744 01:09:49,699 --> 01:09:51,428 Worms beat us here. 745 01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:58,567 Okay. All right. 746 01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:01,773 There's a grenade in that station. 747 01:10:02,379 --> 01:10:05,815 Now, if I use that to destroy Grant... He's the center of the whole system, right? 748 01:10:05,883 --> 01:10:08,613 Does that mean the whole thing will be destroyed? 749 01:10:08,719 --> 01:10:10,448 Maybe. Maybe. 750 01:10:11,722 --> 01:10:12,916 Okay. 751 01:10:16,193 --> 01:10:17,353 Okay. 752 01:10:18,428 --> 01:10:20,920 You wait here. All right? Stay hid. 753 01:10:21,698 --> 01:10:22,995 I'll be back. 754 01:11:03,073 --> 01:11:05,508 Okay. All right. 755 01:11:06,243 --> 01:11:07,369 Easy. 756 01:11:36,740 --> 01:11:38,265 This is Chief Pardy. 757 01:11:43,213 --> 01:11:44,544 I can't... 758 01:12:01,999 --> 01:12:03,261 Fuck me. 759 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:10,966 No! 760 01:12:23,687 --> 01:12:26,156 Get... Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! 761 01:12:30,293 --> 01:12:32,694 Hey. Motherfucker. 762 01:12:38,469 --> 01:12:40,768 Thank you. Come on, come on. 763 01:12:45,243 --> 01:12:48,576 We gotta go. Once one sees us, they all see us. 764 01:12:51,349 --> 01:12:53,784 Okay. Take this. Here. 765 01:13:01,092 --> 01:13:02,457 Starla. 766 01:13:36,527 --> 01:13:37,961 Oh, God! 767 01:13:38,796 --> 01:13:40,787 Sweetie, don't look. Don't look. 768 01:13:44,001 --> 01:13:45,196 What are we gonna do now? 769 01:13:45,269 --> 01:13:47,238 Probably turn into a couple of these fucked-up things. 770 01:13:47,305 --> 01:13:50,468 That's kind of negative. Well, it's been that sort of day. 771 01:13:54,245 --> 01:13:56,680 Thank you for saving my ass back there. You're welcome. 772 01:13:56,747 --> 01:13:59,410 Of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around. 773 01:13:59,484 --> 01:14:01,748 What do you mean? Like I saved you. 774 01:14:02,086 --> 01:14:04,919 Yeah, if we live. Right. 775 01:14:06,657 --> 01:14:08,319 Now, they're dragging these bodies due north. 776 01:14:08,392 --> 01:14:10,884 Do you think that will lead us to Ms. Grant? 777 01:14:10,962 --> 01:14:12,657 You like her, don't you? 778 01:14:14,732 --> 01:14:15,995 Come on. 779 01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:41,555 Starla, don't you be fooling, girl. 780 01:14:41,626 --> 01:14:43,184 Come on down! 781 01:15:01,445 --> 01:15:02,845 Who's there? 782 01:15:05,283 --> 01:15:06,341 Bill? 783 01:15:07,385 --> 01:15:08,511 Bill? 784 01:15:09,587 --> 01:15:10,782 Starla? 785 01:15:15,626 --> 01:15:16,855 Hello? 786 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,813 Don't you look at me like that! 787 01:15:40,419 --> 01:15:42,478 Don't you judge me! 788 01:15:43,589 --> 01:15:47,389 You got no idea what it's like to be this hungry! 789 01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:50,588 I just ate pig and I still want more. 790 01:15:50,829 --> 01:15:53,560 Oh, God damn! Don't you dare judge me! 791 01:15:53,832 --> 01:15:57,962 Are you trying to judge me? Damn Republican. 792 01:15:58,036 --> 01:16:01,438 We'll run all you Republicans out of town. 793 01:16:25,864 --> 01:16:28,526 Starla, I hear you in there. 794 01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:33,402 Come on down and fulfill your wifely duties, you hear me? 795 01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:35,223 Starla. Starla. 796 01:18:19,212 --> 01:18:21,510 You said for better or worse! 797 01:18:21,581 --> 01:18:23,139 You lied! 798 01:18:23,816 --> 01:18:24,874 Bitch! 799 01:18:25,251 --> 01:18:26,480 Slut! 800 01:18:26,652 --> 01:18:27,984 Whore! 801 01:18:36,195 --> 01:18:38,095 There's the worm heads. 802 01:18:38,865 --> 01:18:40,992 That's where they're bringing the bodies. 803 01:18:41,067 --> 01:18:44,093 Probably new breeders feeding inside. 804 01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:47,504 Oh, my God, that's Grant. 805 01:18:48,408 --> 01:18:51,036 That's where they're joining together. 806 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:07,923 Well, now, that is some fucked-up shit. 807 01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:15,392 There's Starla. 808 01:19:16,702 --> 01:19:18,432 Okay. Okay. 809 01:19:20,139 --> 01:19:21,971 All right. All right. 810 01:19:22,241 --> 01:19:25,541 You stay here. No, I ain't staying here by myself. 811 01:19:28,314 --> 01:19:30,043 All right, come on. 812 01:19:38,458 --> 01:19:43,361 You tried to kill me and run off with Pardy. 813 01:19:43,563 --> 01:19:46,225 You just wanna fuck him now, cause he's so good-looking. 814 01:19:46,299 --> 01:19:48,028 It's all over, Starla. 815 01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:51,502 And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. 816 01:19:51,571 --> 01:19:53,971 Till I'm all that is! 817 01:19:55,474 --> 01:19:58,467 Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. 818 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,376 Won't you, sugarplum? 819 01:20:00,746 --> 01:20:03,409 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 820 01:20:03,816 --> 01:20:06,581 I just thought you were trying to kill me. 821 01:20:07,153 --> 01:20:11,055 And you can't expect me not to go through 822 01:20:12,625 --> 01:20:14,150 some adjustments 823 01:20:15,161 --> 01:20:17,152 after all these changes. 824 01:20:20,633 --> 01:20:23,261 You did a real nice job decorating, baby. 825 01:20:23,903 --> 01:20:25,735 You like these memories? 826 01:20:26,339 --> 01:20:27,499 Yeah. 827 01:20:28,207 --> 01:20:30,506 I know you don't wanna hurt me, Grant. 828 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:39,877 Yeah. 829 01:20:40,953 --> 01:20:42,751 You like being called Grant, 830 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:44,617 don't you? 831 01:20:46,893 --> 01:20:48,155 I can do that. 832 01:20:49,195 --> 01:20:50,924 I can call you that. 833 01:20:52,299 --> 01:20:54,893 'Cause you're lonely. Right? 834 01:20:56,036 --> 01:20:59,472 You've been alone so long I can't even imagine, I bet. 835 01:21:02,075 --> 01:21:05,307 You don't have to be alone anymore. 836 01:21:08,649 --> 01:21:10,310 'Cause you and I, 837 01:21:11,418 --> 01:21:13,182 we could be together. 838 01:21:14,021 --> 01:21:16,990 I never had much use for this world, anyway. 839 01:21:19,226 --> 01:21:24,096 And I can stay with you while you do what you need to do. 840 01:21:25,065 --> 01:21:29,059 'Cause it's your nature, and I see that now. 841 01:21:30,837 --> 01:21:32,829 I'm here for you. 842 01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,604 Pardy! 843 01:22:14,681 --> 01:22:17,913 Kill me, Pardy, please! 844 01:22:19,152 --> 01:22:23,749 You Podunk whore! I've been around a billion years. 845 01:22:23,824 --> 01:22:26,088 You think you can fuck with me? 846 01:22:28,095 --> 01:22:29,221 Yep. 847 01:22:31,531 --> 01:22:32,692 Shit! 848 01:24:29,283 --> 01:24:30,649 Shoot him. 849 01:24:30,885 --> 01:24:32,250 Shoot him! 850 01:25:42,557 --> 01:25:43,717 Bill. 851 01:25:46,694 --> 01:25:47,786 Bill. 852 01:25:49,864 --> 01:25:50,990 Bill. 853 01:25:51,799 --> 01:25:52,926 Bill. 854 01:25:55,836 --> 01:25:57,964 Oh, that... That really hurt. 855 01:26:07,982 --> 01:26:09,347 Are you all right? 856 01:26:10,551 --> 01:26:13,919 You need both of them things in you to get all wormy. 857 01:26:14,055 --> 01:26:16,888 Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. 858 01:26:56,064 --> 01:27:00,126 Bet you regret not running off with me to Hollywood now, hey, Bill? 859 01:27:00,936 --> 01:27:02,631 Oh, hell, Starla, 860 01:27:03,305 --> 01:27:05,000 I always regretted that. 861 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:14,777 Now, Bishopville's just a few miles down the 10. 862 01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:18,718 They got that hospital there with the big green steeple thingy up top. 863 01:27:21,924 --> 01:27:26,657 Hey, Kylie, why don't you tell Ms. Grant that story about how I saved you from that deer? 864 01:27:26,862 --> 01:27:28,125 Oh, yeah. 865 01:27:28,363 --> 01:27:30,195 Bill saved me from a deer. 866 01:27:31,967 --> 01:27:33,230 Oh, yeah?