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Are you ready?
to meet the Sexiest Villain?

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Because Helen Villigan is ready
to crown him.

3
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The nominations are in
for the eighth annual...

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Villigan's Sexiest Villain Award.

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Look now,
they treat villains like steaks.

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These sexy award shows are so pointless.

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The rumor mill is buzzing.

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Who will be the winner this year? 'The good one'?

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In other words, six-time MSS champion,
Lex Luthor?

10
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Sevenfold.

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Just kidding, we know it's sevenfold.
Or could it be 'the bad one'?

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In other words, Gotham's newest villain,
Beast Mode.

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I give them some Beast-a-la-Mode.

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Laff Trak gets it. Shots.

15
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Your boyfriend climbs up.

16
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He's not my boyfriend.
What happened to you?

17
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The last few days
he's suddenly really cool.

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He's unbearable. Hopefully he loses.

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Who cares?
It's a boring, meaningless match.

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Or will it be 'the uglier'?
In other words, the unexpectedly nominated Bane.

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Goodness. Have I been nominated?
That's fucking amazing.

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Do you really think I can win?
- Not in that outfit.

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The winner will be revealed tomorrow evening
at the Legion of Doom...

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presented by the undersigned,
presented by Villigans.

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They mentioned Lex, Bane and Beast Mode,
but then Tired Dubelz?

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I already have a nice tuxedo.
- I'm not going with you.

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What are you talking about?
If I go, you go with me.

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I'll go with you, but not with you.
I have a date.

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Don't look like that. We have nothing. We are
Siamese twins who sometimes fool around.

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Then I'll take someone with me too.

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Fine.
- Fine.

32
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Greetings, losers.

33
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Kite. Beast, Man Fashion.

34
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Isn't it cool that we both
be in the running for Sexiest Villain?

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You may be in the running,
but everyone runs away from you.

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Because it makes you look stupid.

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Grumbling, grumbling.
- You just say the word 'grumble'.

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Moves away angrily.

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Listen, we need to talk.
- Yes, we have to.

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We can't keep focusing
on bankrupt losers.

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We need Euro clubbers
with loose money.

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What? No, I own 50% of Noonan's.
We don't change it.

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You own 50% of Club Libido,
because in my head it's already called something else.

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Fuck you, jerk. Now.
- I'm rubber. You are glue.

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Whatever you say
reflects off me and sticks to you.

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You're an asshole.
- You have a nosebleed.

47
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I don't have...

48
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You fucking prick.

49
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Is that how you talk to the Sexiest Villain?

50
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Smell you later.

51
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Sexiest Villain?
We'll see about that.

52
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I thought 'grumbling'
was a good comeback.

53
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You come with me.
- Where are we going?

54
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To a city that is Completely New You
hot. Population, you.

55
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I hate Beast Mode. What kind of power
did they give chuck?

56
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Pulling down the pants,
the glue thing, the nosebleed.

57
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He has the jerk power.

58
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How do I get it back? He doesn't listen.

59
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Find someone he listens to.
If this lasts much longer...

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is the Kite Man you know
gone forever.

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I think I know someone.

62
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Forget it.
And be quiet, Reginald, you fat bastard.

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Chuck tries his whole life
to impress you.

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Maybe you can get him to do that
to give up that damn power.

65
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But then I have to
spend time with him. I pass.

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I guarantee Chuck will give you a year
will not call, text or email.

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Ok�, accepted gently. I'm in.

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DISTURBING SIZES BOUTIQUE

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Sexy guy.

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Don't act like you're walking in slow motion.
That makes you desperate.

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Remember, Bane.
You wear the suit, it doesn't wear you.

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But do I look good?
- You look fantastic.

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If I was a six,
instead of a nine in Miami...

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you would be in danger now.

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Ok�.

76
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Cute baby. Let me know
if you still need one.

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Tap him.

78
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Hey, Man-Bat. I saw your last fight.

79
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I've seen better kicks
at Riverdance Junior.

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Two for flinching.

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Oh my god.
- I've seen enough.

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Chuck. I've never been
been so impressed.

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You are an alpha.
Is there still room in your entourage?

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Serious?
- You're not a father.

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You don't get the fun
of your firstborn...

86
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seeing a stranger thrown through a window.

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Beast Pops gets it.
- And fucking call me Beast Pops.

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You're pathetic.

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So you finally want to indulge
of Beast Mode?

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Help me, Glider.
Because there is enough for an extra portion.

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Not nice. Wait, what did you just say?

92
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I said, my dick is too big...
Honey, make this stop.

93
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Are you trying to see him?

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Chuck. I'll do anything to make it happen
stop. Should we go to Etrigan?

95
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Let's go now.
- Yeah, not nice.

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Go to hell... Len Villigan.
She's the only one. Master control.

97
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Her office makes me whole again.

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Ass. Your ass.
Turn around. Let me see.

99
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Beast Mode, you want to go to a strip club?
- I'm a walking strip club, Dad.

100
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No idea what that means,
but i love you more than ever.

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To the strip club.
- That damn Helen Villigan.

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H�. Everyone listen.

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Get ready,
because the Sexiest Villain has arrived.

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Business, business, running, yes.
Parade, parade.

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Business, business, running, yes.
Holiday boy...

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They don't find him sexy.

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Something is missing.
- Yes, chicken nuggets.

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They're gone and I'm starving.

109
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Just started at Villigan's
and it was a long day.

110
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I'm trying to make Bane sexy.

111
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Maybe he's sexier
with a chicken nugget in his hand.

112
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Worth a try.
- Good.

113
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I'm changing Beast Mode back. I have the
need main control from Helen Villigan.

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How do I get in?
- Simple.

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Step one, be Helen Villigan.

116
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Sorry. At the fulfillment center
they laugh about it.

117
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Yes, only Helen can go into her office
come. Hey, where are you going?

118
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So, you're real
become the man of the city.

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Do you know what 'ronic is?

120
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I took this power for Glider,
but now she's not good enough for me.

121
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That's 'ronic.
You know what else is 'ronic?

122
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I gave you the stupidest power so that I
could steal the most powerful thing.

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That doesn't fit the definition
from 'ronic, but fascinating.

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What are you selling, Helen?

125
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Tonight you will be crowned
to Sexiest Villain.

126
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Fingers crossed.
- No.

127
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No, you will tonight
be the Sexiest Villain.

128
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And with heels you can
being a six in Minnesota.

129
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Those flats hide the merchandise.

130
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I choose the winner and I chose you.

131
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Tonight, during your acceptance speech,
you will have fun with Lex Luthor.

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Face or stomach?
- You're making this so difficult.

133
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I want Lex to be so furious with you
that he doesn't notice anything else in the room.

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What if there is an elephant?
- He wouldn't notice.

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With clothes on and a bell on his tail?

136
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While he is distracted,
I release hummingbird robots...

137
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who has a special suitcase for me
will find what I was looking for.

138
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My algorithm says
that Lex stole it...

139
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and tonight
will be with the Legion of Doom.

140
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Hummingbirds are stupid.
Here's a better idea.

141
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Leopards.
- Too big.

142
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Baby leopards then, real ones.
Just off mommy's nipple.

143
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They must be robots.
-Okay, but leopards are very trainable.

144
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My goodness.

145
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What are the chances of something so extraordinary
has been here for who knows how long?

146
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This changes everything.

147
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This changes everything. What's in it?
- Who cares.

148
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Darling, it's the outside that counts.

149
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This is the perfect accessory.
It was covered in nuggets.

150
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That's why the handle is cold.

151
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What's ironic,
'cause I've never been so hot.

152
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I got it, yes, yes. He has it.

153
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Looking good, Bane.
- Damn, what a suitcase.

154
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You're like a successful businessman.
- There, Baney. How are you feeling?

155
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As the Sexiest Villain.

156
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Now let me talk.

157
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I'm so glad you wanted to see me
on such short notice, Helen.

158
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Mrs. Villigan.
Didn't you go to the awards?

159
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Now she's back. Is there a problem?

160
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:23,081
Sorry, of course not.
Please go inside.

161
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Not since my King Lear
at the Jewish Senior Center...

162
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was an entrance so divine.

163
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Heaven. The office where Villigans
original content was greenlit.

164
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So, which computing asset are we chasing?

165
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We are looking
to her master control, Clayface.

166
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Found.
- That's a brush.

167
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It's more like this.

168
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Then this is fixed
the associated control.

169
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Change back to Helen.
This thing needs an iris scan.

170
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Wow, what futuristic security.

171
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,584
Jesus, I said 'iris scan'.

172
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Iris scan. The two-eyed cousin
of the anus scan.

173
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This is the only thing that Beast Mode
can change back.

174
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,928
Why doesn't it scan your stupid eyes?

175
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:23,641
Maybe because I attended yesterday
eclipse viewer meeting was.

176
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Tip: it is not recommended
to stare at the sun for 30 minutes.

177
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Unless you have your retinas as bald as the
Sir Patrick Stewart's ass.

178
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Are you kidding me?
- No. His ass is also bald.

179
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But don't worry, you just have it
Miss Villigan's real eyes.

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8TH ANNUAL
SEXY VILLAIN

181
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I feel sorry
with all these unsexy losers.

182
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There's something so sexy about a man
with only one head on his body.

183
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My head is not the only one
that's made of wood, baby.

184
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,811
What a language.

185
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:12,273
I gotta tell you, Insect Queen,
that thorax drives me crazy.

186
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,318
What a nice lump of honey you are.

187
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,321
Are you flirting right in front of me?
with your egg-laying whore?

188
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,990
Are you taking this from your other head?

189
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,993
What your dating profile forgot to mention.

190
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,622
Do you see what you're doing?
- Is this my fault? You know what?

191
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,709
If you don't want me around,
sayonara, motherfucker.

192
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Have fun with your six-legged freak.

193
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Says the head on the plate.
- Ladies.

194
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:45,556
Hey, we're all here for some fun.
Shall Moe and I get something to drink?

195
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,270
I see you thinking...

196
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,606
who is that boy
with his shiny silk suit?

197
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:58,236
Let me tell you,
or rather, I will spell it out for you.

198
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Play, Malice. I do.

199
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:06,202
B stands for 'control yourself, ladies,
there is enough of me

200
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,331
A is for 'aye, I said control yourself,
ladies, seriously...

201
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,458
didn't you hear me say B?'

202
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,796
N stands for 'don't listen,
I said control yourself...

203
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,800
because I don't want you to
tearing the new suit, you know'

204
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:27,515
E stands for 'first aid, yes'
yes, E stands for 'first aid, yes...

205
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,644
because we have to call the emergency services...

206
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:35,148
because the ladies can't control themselves...'

207
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,649
exclamation mark

208
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:42,322
And that spelled?
- Bane.

209
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,243
So, so. This is unexpected competition.

210
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,330
Focus on Lex.
If you win, attack him.

211
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,750
Attract attention
so no one notices the hummingbirds.

212
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,753
Is that still going on?
- Beast Mode, we do shots.

213
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:03,009
The shots do me.
- How does he do it?

214
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,638
Eight in a row. Wow. So unexpected.

215
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,892
I have to thank Tanya. You make
my head smoother... Suitcase?

216
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,106
The Anti-Life Equation.

217
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:25,615
I like cabernet. So complete.
- Drop dead, bitch.

218
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,994
My body has been eaten by insects.
Probably your relatives.

219
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:34,165
They never eat a body
before I tasted it.

220
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:38,586
Is Moe serious?
- I'll know when he's near my hives.

221
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,089
You take him to the hive, fuck him...

222
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,842
Store it in dried honey
and eat it later?

223
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,304
Yes, please.
- Hello, lady.

224
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,265
Hello.
- Hopefully you're thirsty.

225
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,476
And here are some cannolis from the bar.

226
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:59,107
You eat them, Moe.
I like juicy and diabetic men.

227
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,651
Then I'm exactly your type... two.

228
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,946
I get it.

229
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,658
Shall we go to my hive?
Then I'll suck your brains out.

230
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,410
Bill, please.

231
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,205
She means literally
suck your brains out, stupid.

232
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,499
That stupid man is still going to be murdered.

233
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,835
Toy Man, do you have a car?
- Sort of.

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I liked your cool song.
You look very stylish.

235
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,051
Don't try anything, Lex.
The suitcase is mine.

236
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,596
Why are you so protective about it?
- I know what it is.

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The perfect accessory.

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00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,977
Guard. What was your thing?
- I said the perfect accessory.

239
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No, we said different things.

240
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,233
And now you're trying to cover yourself.
- Bane.

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Why haven't we ever talked like this?
Sexy size to size.

242
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:51,576
How would you like to get back to the big one
to sit at the table? The Legion of Doom?

243
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:55,496
There it is. Not happening, Lex.
I'm not stopping.

244
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,584
And if I win, I'll start my own legion
for sexy people only.

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Eights and higher.

246
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,922
But real eights.
No eights in Milwaukee.

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00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:09,635
I thought about the name
'The Legion of Damn'.

248
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:34,285
What does it mean to be sexy?
Some say it's an attitude.

249
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:38,247
The dictionary says...
- Shut up and announce the winner...

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or I'll kill you.

251
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,711
And this year's Sexiest Villain is...

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Beast Mode.

253
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:54,013
Serious?
Don't they see my cool new look?

254
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:59,060
This is nonsense.
- Okay�. Calm down.

255
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,814
First I want to say
that there are no losers tonight.

256
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:08,444
Except Lex and Bane
and the rest of you assholes.

257
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:16,411
Don't cry, Lex. Wait,
are those tears or is that precum?

258
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,081
Got it? Because his head
looks like a dick?

259
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,334
The sickest insults
are my 'explainers'.

260
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:28,339
As in, 'explain to me
why your head looks like a dick.”

261
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,716
Who does he think he is?

262
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,887
Don't happen, Lex.
Then you come across as an asshole.

263
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,725
You have good taste, honey.
- Thank you.

264
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,980
Now if you'll excuse me,
I think I'll put on an exoskeleton.

265
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,898
They are more comfortable.

266
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:52,697
Listen. If you have no plans
Thursday, my sister and her husband...

267
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,283
Shut up.
- Too early? I knew it.

268
00:17:55,408 --> 00:18:00,621
I'm just 33...
- Oh, honey. Your antennae are tickling.

269
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:05,793
Tired. Follow that creepy laugh.
- Honey, that's a lot of honey.

270
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,588
Tired, you stupid bastard.
What do we get now?

271
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,594
Fuses. Change of plans.

272
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,931
Stupid insect. You had my body
had to eat it when I could.

273
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:24,729
The point is, Lex, no one loves you
and you will die alone.

274
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,355
That's a good one.

275
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:32,195
What else? What else?
What else sucks about Lex?

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00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,490
I know we wanted the prize, Malice.

277
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:40,077
But maybe the real treasure was
the friends we made along the way...

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I can't even say it.
- I don't hang out with losers. Come on, Chessure.

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ANTI-LIFE COMPARISON

280
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:57,762
Lex Luthor? Previously Sex Pooper. Yes, right?

281
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Guards, grab Beast Mode.

282
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,989
Get away from me, you stupid lowly birds.
This is my haute couture accessory.

283
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,660
Enough. Stop messing around
and give me Bane's suitcase.

284
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,872
Bane, question: why are you hitting yourself?

285
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:30,461
This suitcase
has brought me nothing but despair.

286
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,391
Glider. She wants me.

287
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,311
Helen,
time for your annual eye exam.

288
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,688
Doctor?
- Yes.

289
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,066
I am a certified optometrist.

290
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:57,363
Born poor to blind parents, he swore
one day to find a cure...

291
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,366
Let her look at it.
- I know what that is.

292
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:05,037
I don't watch it. Give me the suitcase.
- No, give me the suitcase.

293
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,374
Nobody gets it
until Helen changes Chuck back.

294
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,335
Give me the suitcase, Lisa,
then I'll do what you want.

295
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:16,132
She's lying, Lisa. Give me the suitcase.
- Oh, God. Don't let me...

296
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,427
Give her what she wants
before she kills us all.

297
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,555
She doesn't, because then Kite Man dies.

298
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,475
When she gets too stressed, she explodes.

299
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:31,897
Then let me de-stress her.
Guards, start ASMR playlist.

300
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:37,778
Golden Glider, this sound is a hamster
who nibbles on a melon.

301
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,906
There's something different. I can...

302
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:46,036
It will relax you against your will
and render your powers useless.

303
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,874
Well, this is new. I don't know, Lex.

304
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,961
I feel quite relaxed
and still have total control.

305
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,388
Anyone else find this funny?

306
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,080
Wait, don't melt me.
I'll look at that thing.

307
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,248
Close your left eye. What's better?

308
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,502
One or... Then we'll do two.

309
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,886
What do we get now? Someone here gets...

310
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,139
A kiss for loving...
My huge cock.

311
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:53,020
And I... I'm leaving forever.
Goodbye, Beast Mode.

312
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:57,108
No.

313
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,984
Chuck, is that you?

314
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,196
Of course. What did I miss?
- This.

315
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,034
And this.

316
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,376
Will he still get the prize?

317
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,749
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