1 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:49,481 Dad's leaving. 2 00:01:51,706 --> 00:01:52,320 I know. 3 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,079 He's moving in with Marion Hughes. 4 00:01:57,882 --> 00:01:59,570 And you're just going to let him? 5 00:02:06,782 --> 00:02:08,048 I'm taking the car tonight. 6 00:02:42,343 --> 00:02:43,724 How come I've never seen you before? 7 00:02:44,568 --> 00:02:47,790 I'm not all that sure you can see me right now. 8 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,352 Hey! 9 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:13,109 Happy graduation... fuckers. 10 00:03:18,863 --> 00:03:21,702 Henry! Henry! Henry! 11 00:03:49,322 --> 00:03:49,974 Where were you? 12 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:52,851 I fell asleep in the woods. 13 00:04:19,244 --> 00:04:20,433 We need more waffles. 14 00:04:29,064 --> 00:04:30,407 Did you hear about Augusta? 15 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:35,931 How are you? 16 00:04:37,926 --> 00:04:38,693 I'm fine. 17 00:04:41,685 --> 00:04:43,756 Right. If you need anything, I want you to call me. 18 00:05:34,854 --> 00:05:37,079 Mom? Mom. 19 00:05:38,997 --> 00:05:39,495 Mom. 20 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:41,567 Mom. 21 00:05:42,372 --> 00:05:45,250 Mom, if you don't sit up, they're gonna call an ambulance. 22 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:48,472 Sit up. 23 00:05:49,853 --> 00:05:50,505 Sit up! 24 00:05:59,865 --> 00:06:01,361 Thanks. She's okay. 25 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:42,523 Hello? 26 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:43,405 Matthew? 27 00:06:44,978 --> 00:06:45,784 It's Henry. 28 00:06:46,628 --> 00:06:47,395 Henry? 29 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:52,113 Dad took off, and Mom had some sort of breakdown. 30 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,568 I just thought that you should know. 31 00:06:55,451 --> 00:06:57,062 Oh. Okay. 32 00:06:58,021 --> 00:06:58,673 Okay. 33 00:07:00,246 --> 00:07:00,975 Later. 34 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,365 Henry. 35 00:07:29,247 --> 00:07:31,855 If you ever need somebody to talk to, I'm available. 36 00:07:32,738 --> 00:07:33,390 I'm fine. 37 00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:35,346 Okay. How's your mother? 38 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:37,763 How's she doing? I can stop by the house. 39 00:07:38,645 --> 00:07:39,873 She's out of town. 40 00:07:41,407 --> 00:07:41,906 Okay. 41 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:44,093 Well, you know where to find me. 42 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:49,271 Fucking ministers. 43 00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:53,338 I've seen you twice in the last three days. 44 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,253 Yeah. It's been a shit week. 45 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:00,128 Yeah? 46 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:03,810 Can I make it $50 over and get some cash back? 47 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,112 You're paying me with your mom's check? 48 00:08:06,649 --> 00:08:08,030 She's not going to notice. 49 00:08:10,984 --> 00:08:12,058 I'll tell you what. 50 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,933 If you want cash, I could use someone to help me mow. 51 00:08:16,776 --> 00:08:18,963 I got a bigger customer base this summer. What do you say? 52 00:08:19,538 --> 00:08:21,763 Twelve bucks an hour. Free tan. 53 00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:24,449 - What else you got going on? - Not a whole lot. 54 00:08:24,986 --> 00:08:26,789 Sweet. Meet me out front in the morning at 9:00. 55 00:08:27,211 --> 00:08:30,970 Don't be late. Tardiness is the sign of a selfish man. 56 00:08:33,003 --> 00:08:35,612 Keep this. Take it out of your first paycheck. 57 00:08:36,456 --> 00:08:38,566 I'm not letting you buy weed with the family funds. 58 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:40,637 What family? 59 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:20,111 I'm supposed to give these to you. 60 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:22,681 Thank you. 61 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:25,597 Why? 62 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,087 Because your mom went crazy. 63 00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:33,998 Hey. 64 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,606 Are those Toll House cookies? 65 00:09:39,176 --> 00:09:39,675 Sweet! 66 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,854 - She's just a kid, man. - Yeah. 67 00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:46,503 Don't worry about it. 68 00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:48,076 Let's pack it up. 69 00:10:24,404 --> 00:10:27,742 They say people that meet in grocery stores usually fall in love at first sight. 70 00:10:28,624 --> 00:10:30,389 It's a good thing we met at a party. 71 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:34,532 That's it? 72 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:38,330 God, I had so much hope for you. 73 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:40,823 Wait a sec. I don't even know your name. 74 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,928 If you told me that night at the party, I was kind of shit-faced. 75 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:46,270 It's Bette. 76 00:10:46,961 --> 00:10:48,687 Bette. Bette what? 77 00:10:49,531 --> 00:10:50,298 Bette Mack. 78 00:10:51,181 --> 00:10:51,794 I'm Henry. 79 00:10:52,638 --> 00:10:53,329 Yeah, I figured. 80 00:10:54,211 --> 00:10:55,707 Since that's what everyone was chanting 81 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:58,239 when you wet yourself that night. 82 00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,190 I can't believe I haven't talked to you before. 83 00:11:03,571 --> 00:11:05,029 How long have you lived here? 84 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:06,410 About a month. 85 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:09,019 Yeah? Where did you move from? 86 00:11:09,786 --> 00:11:12,356 Pick a state. I've seen most of them. 87 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:25,821 Strike two. 88 00:11:35,526 --> 00:11:36,485 Make yourself at home. 89 00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:40,245 What are you doing for the 4th of July? 90 00:11:41,127 --> 00:11:43,505 Well, I suppose I could hang out with you... 91 00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:46,651 but you'd probably leave in the middle without any explanation. 92 00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:48,416 I won't. I promise. 93 00:11:49,298 --> 00:11:53,134 Then I guess we're watching fireworks. 94 00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,195 Mom? 95 00:12:13,197 --> 00:12:13,926 Mom? 96 00:12:32,454 --> 00:12:33,759 - Hey. - Hey. 97 00:12:37,902 --> 00:12:38,899 What are you doing here? 98 00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:40,587 You called me. 99 00:12:42,505 --> 00:12:43,771 You didn't have to come home. 100 00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:47,530 I don't have any summer classes or anything. 101 00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:49,563 That's all. 102 00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:54,052 Well, don't expect anything to be the way it used to be. 103 00:12:56,929 --> 00:12:57,427 It's not. 104 00:13:00,036 --> 00:13:01,187 It was never that good anyway. 105 00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:47,566 Oh, no! It's not lighting. I'll get it. 106 00:13:48,831 --> 00:13:49,330 There you go. 107 00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:54,893 Hey. 108 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,910 Oh, wow. You look so good framed in sparkles. 109 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,135 People tell me that all the time. 110 00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:11,004 Let's go over there. It's got the best view. 111 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:12,769 She has a crush on you. 112 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:16,950 Okay. Shh. 113 00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:26,732 Okay, biggest fear? 114 00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:28,842 - Zombies. Yours? - Thunder. 115 00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:31,144 - Favorite color? - Rainbow. 116 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,714 - I don't think that's a color. - Yeah, it is. 117 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,133 It's seven colors in one. 118 00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:37,358 - Most embarrassing moment? - The night we met. 119 00:14:37,589 --> 00:14:38,471 I was kind of an idiot. 120 00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:40,926 - I wish I knew you in the 3rd grade. - Why? 121 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,765 Because I'd already know everything about you. 122 00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:48,982 You live with your parents? 123 00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:51,552 With my mom. 124 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:53,278 Me, too. 125 00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:56,232 Is your dad off at the jackass convention with mine? 126 00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:58,572 Yeah, something like that. 127 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,557 Someone told me that you were like... 128 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:07,434 the Babe Ruth of your team. 129 00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,198 - Not really. - No? 130 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,612 I played baseball, but I quit last season. 131 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,796 How come? 132 00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:18,443 - I just felt like it. - You just felt like it? 133 00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:21,205 You just woke up one day and you're like, "I don't like baseball." 134 00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:22,625 Pretty much. 135 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,519 Good. Now that's over with. 136 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:50,245 What? 137 00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:53,774 First kiss. I always hate waiting for it. 138 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,556 Is your mom going to get pissed if we mess up the kitchen? 139 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,318 She's away. On a trip. Here, you sit. 140 00:16:09,809 --> 00:16:11,267 I am going to make you something good. 141 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,604 You can really cook? 142 00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,906 The midnight snack is my specialty. 143 00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:18,862 I'm guessing this isn't you. 144 00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:23,082 That's my brother. He's got all the brains. 145 00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:27,647 That's right. Because you're just a dumb stoner who hates baseball. 146 00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,675 Pancakes. Ta-da! 147 00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:33,785 Really? You're ta-da-ing pancakes? 148 00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:35,166 I hate to break it to you, 149 00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,583 but frozen waffles are pretty much the same thing... 150 00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,383 and ten times easier to make. 151 00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:41,879 I've got waffles. 152 00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:46,444 Waffles. 153 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,122 I would say that this makes us soul mates... 154 00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:55,306 but if your soul mate is determined by a frozen waffle... 155 00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,911 then we're all pretty much screwed, aren't we? 156 00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:01,712 What? What? 157 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:03,822 Bette Mack, you did not just do that. 158 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,238 Yeah, I did. No, no! Not me! 159 00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:11,532 What happened? I heard noises. 160 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,179 - Hey. - Hey. What... 161 00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:16,404 Oh, hey! Bette. 162 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,624 Your brother just squirted me with pancake syrup. 163 00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:22,811 Is he always such a jerk? 164 00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:24,652 Jerk. 165 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:16,478 What was that? Four, maybe five seconds? 166 00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:19,969 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 167 00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:22,040 Wrong answer. Give me your hand. 168 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,150 Come on. Okay. 169 00:18:25,032 --> 00:18:27,910 So, feel that spot? Right there? 170 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,700 Remember that spot. Hopefully you'll be seeing more of it. 171 00:18:44,942 --> 00:18:45,824 Good Lord. 172 00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:54,878 I lied. 173 00:18:56,374 --> 00:18:56,911 What? 174 00:18:58,905 --> 00:18:59,864 My mom's not away. 175 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:02,396 Where is she? 176 00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:04,851 She's in the next room. 177 00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:06,501 Oh, my... 178 00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:09,071 Shh. 179 00:19:10,836 --> 00:19:11,872 I hope the walls are thick. 180 00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:20,081 She hasn't gotten up for a while. 181 00:19:22,613 --> 00:19:23,648 How long's a while? 182 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:26,487 A few weeks. 183 00:19:28,329 --> 00:19:29,901 Is that how long your dad's been gone? 184 00:19:33,431 --> 00:19:33,929 Yeah. 185 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:40,988 They always go out with a bang, don't they? 186 00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:44,402 Yes, they do. 187 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,440 Hey! It was so nice meeting you. 188 00:20:00,322 --> 00:20:02,623 I'm late for work. I'll see you later, okay? 189 00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,073 - See ya! - Bye! 190 00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:17,277 - Did you sleep out here? - You were... 191 00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:19,311 So I just... 192 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:20,461 You don't need to sleep on the porch 193 00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,840 just because I have a girl in the house. 194 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,566 She left her gum in the kitchen. 195 00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:26,676 So are you the gum police? 196 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,594 It's unsanitary. 197 00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:36,573 Motherfucker. 198 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,703 Are you spying on us? What did you think you were going to see? 199 00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:48,580 - I just wanted to see... - Why don't you go inside... 200 00:20:48,926 --> 00:20:50,805 and see what your screwing around has done to her? 201 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,956 I don't want... 202 00:20:53,491 --> 00:20:54,373 Go fucking look at her. 203 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,988 Well, that was productive. 204 00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:11,367 Shut up. 205 00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:15,241 Do you want him to come back or do you want him to stay away? 206 00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:20,765 I want him to go fuck himself. 207 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,350 I'm going to the store later if you need anything. 208 00:21:35,112 --> 00:21:37,184 Quinoa, kelp, spelt. 209 00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:41,979 - Oh, no. Mom... - I'm not dead. 210 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,856 I'm just re-evaluating. 211 00:22:14,318 --> 00:22:16,658 Hey, Harvard! What! 212 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,650 I almost didn't recognize you without your little PJs on. 213 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:21,760 Did Henry tell you that I work here? 214 00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:23,946 No, actually... No, he did not. 215 00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:25,864 Let's see what you got here. 216 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,972 Millet, vitamin C, shampoo. 217 00:22:29,854 --> 00:22:31,158 Let's see. Greasy hair or dry hair? 218 00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:32,194 - Dry. - Right. 219 00:22:33,115 --> 00:22:34,074 Yes. Try this. 220 00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:36,682 It's got rattlesnake jizz or something in it. 221 00:22:37,526 --> 00:22:39,214 I don't know. It's supposed to work miracles. 222 00:22:39,598 --> 00:22:40,902 - I'm going to pay now. - Hold on. 223 00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:42,360 - You only got half your stuff. - That's fine... 224 00:22:43,242 --> 00:22:44,661 Soy milk is over there. 225 00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:47,462 - I'll grab your colon cleanse. - That's not for me. 226 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,495 Don't worry, I'm an expert. Too much cascara sagrada 227 00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:51,950 and you will not be able to leave the house. 228 00:22:52,219 --> 00:22:53,638 You could, but it wouldn't be pretty. 229 00:22:54,444 --> 00:22:57,014 And you don't strike me as the type who likes to poop in public. 230 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:00,965 All right. 231 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,722 I got your colon cleanse. Let's ring you up, buttercup. 232 00:23:06,566 --> 00:23:07,064 Awesome! 233 00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:19,148 Let me know how it all goes. With your colon and all. 234 00:23:44,773 --> 00:23:45,272 Miss me? 235 00:23:46,538 --> 00:23:47,919 You have no idea. 236 00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:54,479 I think someone still owes me a couple of orgasms. 237 00:24:35,871 --> 00:24:39,055 I think that I like you a lot, Bette Mack 238 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,658 I think you do, too 239 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,535 What would you like to do with your life, Henry Iris? 240 00:24:46,995 --> 00:24:49,144 That's a good question, Bette. 241 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,867 I think I would like to do this. 242 00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:55,857 And that. Lots and lots of that. 243 00:24:57,775 --> 00:24:58,274 Seriously. 244 00:25:03,529 --> 00:25:05,370 What would I like to do with the rest of my life? 245 00:25:08,823 --> 00:25:12,429 I don't know. What would you like to do with the rest of your life? 246 00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:19,564 Well, I'd like to save the whales, cure cancer... 247 00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:22,748 and make lots and lots of waffles. 248 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,083 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do yet. 249 00:25:30,574 --> 00:25:32,492 I think I'd like to figure it out with you. 250 00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:12,656 Wow. I didn't know anyone was down here. 251 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,947 - Who are you? - I'm Henry's new girlfriend. 252 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,479 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 253 00:26:22,362 --> 00:26:25,239 My mom tells me that I scare her all the time. 254 00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,694 Because I don't make any noise when I move. 255 00:26:28,576 --> 00:26:29,957 Maybe I should wear some bells. 256 00:26:32,297 --> 00:26:36,018 I'm Bette, by the way. I'm guessing you're Henry's mom. 257 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,128 Augusta. 258 00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:42,309 Henry was saying that you're having a bad time. 259 00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:44,343 I didn't realize it was so bad. 260 00:26:44,956 --> 00:26:46,337 I wasn't expecting to see anybody. 261 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,601 Oh, my God. No. Don't apologize. 262 00:26:49,445 --> 00:26:52,935 I'm the one who suddenly appears in your kitchen at three in the morning. 263 00:26:53,818 --> 00:26:57,807 My mom did the complete opposite when my dad cut off on her. 264 00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:00,991 She started wearing slutty clothes, got her hair dyed... 265 00:27:02,065 --> 00:27:02,986 her bellybutton pierced. 266 00:27:03,677 --> 00:27:05,480 I think you're doing the better thing. 267 00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:09,623 You know? Freak out, right off the top. Get it out of the way. 268 00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:13,689 When my mom did hit bottom... 269 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:18,522 You are looking like a supermodel compared to her. 270 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:20,440 Damn! 271 00:27:21,284 --> 00:27:23,586 Just stay in bed until the pain checks out. 272 00:27:25,351 --> 00:27:26,310 It won't be long, though. 273 00:27:26,847 --> 00:27:29,570 I can tell you're on the upswing. 274 00:27:31,373 --> 00:27:33,637 He forgot to take his rabbit's foot. 275 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:42,076 Yeah, I know it's silly. It's just a goddamn keychain. 276 00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:45,260 But I think he would've wanted it. 277 00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,914 What's up with you and this Bette chick? 278 00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:01,871 How did you hear about that? 279 00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:03,060 Small town. People talk. 280 00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:05,515 Yeah, no shit. 281 00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,162 Is she hot? 282 00:28:09,044 --> 00:28:09,620 Yeah. 283 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:11,921 She's nice. 284 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,226 - Nice? - She's nice. 285 00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,990 Oh, my God. This is serious. 286 00:28:15,335 --> 00:28:16,640 You're really into this Bette girl. 287 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:17,791 Hey. 288 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:21,205 - What can I get you? - I'll have a draft. 289 00:28:24,158 --> 00:28:25,539 - There you go. - Thanks. 290 00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:29,337 Holy shit! 291 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,751 You sure have grown up, haven't you? 292 00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:34,823 Yeah. I guess. 293 00:28:36,971 --> 00:28:39,196 I remember when you were the pervy freshman in gym class... 294 00:28:39,503 --> 00:28:40,922 trying to look up my shorts. 295 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:45,411 Yeah. I'm sorry about that. 296 00:28:47,175 --> 00:28:48,173 I actually didn't mind. 297 00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:54,617 I'm Janeen, in case you forgot. 298 00:28:57,609 --> 00:28:58,799 I'll see you around, Henry. 299 00:29:05,934 --> 00:29:08,811 Oh, my God. Dude, go get her. 300 00:29:09,693 --> 00:29:10,461 - Nope. - Oh, really? 301 00:29:11,304 --> 00:29:13,606 Oh, my God. This is serious. You really like this Bette girl. 302 00:29:14,412 --> 00:29:14,987 Come on. 303 00:29:15,831 --> 00:29:17,250 - Slow down. - No, it's great! 304 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:18,938 Easy, old timer. 305 00:29:35,549 --> 00:29:36,354 You slept out here? 306 00:29:38,157 --> 00:29:38,618 Yeah. 307 00:29:42,185 --> 00:29:46,098 I was waiting for Bette, but she never came. 308 00:29:46,942 --> 00:29:51,507 I think you should tell me if she's going to be spending a lot of time here... 309 00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:56,110 and if she is, I think we should work out some kind of schedule. 310 00:29:57,722 --> 00:29:58,834 Why do we need a schedule? 311 00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:00,599 She's very disruptive. 312 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:04,857 What the fuck is there to disrupt? 313 00:30:05,701 --> 00:30:07,887 This place was like a tomb until you came home. 314 00:30:14,217 --> 00:30:18,859 My God! My mother is driving me crazy! 315 00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:22,963 Why does she have luggage? 316 00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:24,690 I cannot deal with her. 317 00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:27,452 What happened? 318 00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:29,983 Can I just stay here awhile? 319 00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:34,855 Yeah. Of course you can. 320 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:19,278 Got you in the butt! Got you in the butt! 321 00:31:34,929 --> 00:31:37,653 Rise and shine! 322 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:41,757 Or maybe just sit up and twinkle. No need to overexert. 323 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:43,484 Ta-da! 324 00:31:44,289 --> 00:31:45,363 I don't watch TV. 325 00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:47,780 It is never too late to start. 326 00:31:48,624 --> 00:31:51,463 I would recommend you start with a few talk shows... 327 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,797 then work your way up to a good, healthy soap addiction. 328 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,825 Steamed kale? Really? This is not depression food. 329 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,396 Matthew really needs to get with the program. 330 00:32:02,818 --> 00:32:03,853 We are in DEFCON 3, people! 331 00:32:04,352 --> 00:32:06,040 You need Springer, snack food, trash mags. 332 00:32:06,922 --> 00:32:08,418 I'm gonna get some Cheetos. You know why? 333 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:12,024 Today's goal is to be bloated and brain-dead by noon. 334 00:32:12,907 --> 00:32:16,589 I want you five pounds overweight by the time I get home from work. 335 00:32:22,305 --> 00:32:23,993 You know I live here now, right? 336 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:27,139 Okay. 337 00:32:39,107 --> 00:32:40,297 What was your mom like? 338 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,291 Like, before? 339 00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:44,746 She made me feel safe. 340 00:32:47,163 --> 00:32:48,774 She came to all my games. 341 00:32:49,657 --> 00:32:53,109 She cut my hair, made brownies... 342 00:32:53,992 --> 00:32:54,759 gave me advice. 343 00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:58,825 Girl advice? 344 00:32:59,669 --> 00:33:02,009 Aw, what girls? You're the only girl I know. 345 00:33:02,891 --> 00:33:04,272 I'm the best girl you know. 346 00:33:09,643 --> 00:33:13,441 I just wish that you knew my mom back when she was normal. 347 00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:16,356 Your mom is plenty normal. 348 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,543 Being sad doesn't mean you're crazy. 349 00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:21,343 Being crazy means you're crazy. 350 00:33:22,225 --> 00:33:22,724 Yeah? 351 00:33:24,182 --> 00:33:25,026 What's the difference? 352 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,634 Trust me, once you've seen crazy... 353 00:33:28,517 --> 00:33:31,087 you never forget what it looks like. 354 00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:32,698 Ever. 355 00:33:35,652 --> 00:33:37,877 Henry! It's time for work! 356 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,654 Your yard looks like shit, amigo. 357 00:33:50,536 --> 00:33:54,564 Yeah, well, talk to my dad. He used to mow it. 358 00:33:55,446 --> 00:33:57,057 I'm not going to pick up his fucking slack. 359 00:34:34,805 --> 00:34:35,304 Henry? 360 00:34:39,638 --> 00:34:40,329 Henry. 361 00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:44,242 - How are you? - I'm fine. 362 00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:47,848 Is your mother still away? 363 00:34:49,497 --> 00:34:50,993 She's home. 364 00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:54,446 Okay. Well, if you need anything, let me know. 365 00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:55,788 Yeah. 366 00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,893 You should probably take that joint out of your pocket 367 00:35:00,085 --> 00:35:01,236 before it burns your dick off. 368 00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:17,885 Apparently... 369 00:35:19,572 --> 00:35:20,800 every week on this show... 370 00:35:21,682 --> 00:35:23,946 someone inexplicably comes down with hypothermia... 371 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,516 and has to get naked with their sworn enemy... 372 00:35:26,554 --> 00:35:30,851 which they just happen to have amazing sexual chemistry with... 373 00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:32,845 in order to stay alive. 374 00:35:33,728 --> 00:35:34,533 You're going to live! 375 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,104 Oh. Okay. 376 00:35:37,947 --> 00:35:40,057 I find that rather... convenient. 377 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,159 So... 378 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:49,072 it's my birthday. 379 00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:54,711 It is? 380 00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:03,956 I'm sorry, Matty. 381 00:36:05,529 --> 00:36:06,335 I forgot. 382 00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:09,519 No, it's just... 383 00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:11,897 I was thinking about those birthday hats 384 00:36:12,473 --> 00:36:13,739 that you always used to make me... 385 00:36:14,276 --> 00:36:17,344 and I was thinking about how I never appreciated them much... 386 00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:21,794 and thought maybe I could've been a nicer kid. 387 00:36:27,242 --> 00:36:27,817 No. 388 00:36:29,774 --> 00:36:31,001 I should've been a better mother. 389 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:07,674 Oh, my God. 390 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,779 Your dad was kind of a hippie when he was young. 391 00:37:12,661 --> 00:37:13,505 Yeah, I guess. 392 00:37:14,388 --> 00:37:18,377 That photo of him upstairs, he's all normal and dad-like. 393 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:20,449 I wonder why people do that. 394 00:37:22,098 --> 00:37:24,170 - Do what? - Change. 395 00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:27,315 Is that his art studio out back? 396 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,343 Yeah, it was his art studio. 397 00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:33,223 Let's go check it out. 398 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:35,410 - No. - How come? 399 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,016 Because I can think of about a thousand better things to do. 400 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,819 Oh, yeah? Like what? 401 00:37:43,312 --> 00:37:44,501 Are we going to have a nooner? 402 00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:47,455 I got to get all I can while you can still stand me. 403 00:37:49,603 --> 00:37:51,560 I'm so cold! Marcos, don't let me die! 404 00:37:52,442 --> 00:37:54,705 I will not let you die, Francesca. 405 00:37:59,999 --> 00:38:04,487 I saw some old pictures of you downstairs. 406 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,633 You are hiding quite the rack underneath that shirt. 407 00:38:08,515 --> 00:38:11,623 Might want to think about letting the ladies see the sun again someday. 408 00:38:12,505 --> 00:38:15,152 Even the Bible says not to hide your light under a bushel. 409 00:38:16,034 --> 00:38:16,801 Let them out! 410 00:38:18,681 --> 00:38:19,870 It's Matthew's birthday today. 411 00:38:20,638 --> 00:38:21,673 Really? 412 00:38:22,556 --> 00:38:25,241 And I forgot. He had to tell me. 413 00:38:27,427 --> 00:38:28,156 Hey, don't worry. 414 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,918 I will bake a cake, light some candles 415 00:38:31,801 --> 00:38:33,949 and sing out of tune, all that good stuff. 416 00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:35,637 How old is he? 417 00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:38,782 He's 25. 418 00:38:40,394 --> 00:38:43,769 Wow. He does not seem 25. 419 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,112 I know. 420 00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:50,291 I'm on it. I got it. I got it. 421 00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:56,122 She's insane. 422 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,060 Happy birthday! 423 00:39:06,748 --> 00:39:07,860 Henry's bringing pizza home. 424 00:39:07,975 --> 00:39:09,203 I told him to get veggie for you, 425 00:39:09,356 --> 00:39:10,776 so make sure you come down for dinner. 426 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:12,118 Yes, I will do that. 427 00:39:12,732 --> 00:39:16,453 Hey, I've got a girl for you. You can thank me later. 428 00:39:17,297 --> 00:39:19,676 She's a vegan, but not opposed to candles made with animal fat. 429 00:39:20,251 --> 00:39:24,010 And she really, really... wants to meet you. 430 00:39:28,959 --> 00:39:32,565 Iris, Henry. Two Vegetarians and a Meat Lovers Deluxe. 431 00:39:34,445 --> 00:39:35,442 Henry? 432 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,508 We met... 433 00:39:40,391 --> 00:39:41,772 I know where we met. 434 00:39:42,616 --> 00:39:44,227 I'm afraid I didn't make a good impression. 435 00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:46,874 I'm sorry about everything. 436 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:48,408 Henry. 437 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:00,300 Let me talk to him. 438 00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:08,318 Are we enemies now? 439 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,622 We're not anything now. 440 00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:13,305 I didn't leave you. I left your mother. You're too young to understand. 441 00:40:14,187 --> 00:40:16,719 You're right. You didn't do anything wrong. You're fucking perfect. 442 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,023 Can we talk about this, please? 443 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,442 You lied to me. 444 00:40:22,473 --> 00:40:26,271 Yes. I'm sorry. What can I do to fix it? 445 00:40:43,687 --> 00:40:44,377 Hey... 446 00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:49,134 Where are you going? 447 00:40:52,932 --> 00:40:53,776 Hey, come here. 448 00:41:05,936 --> 00:41:07,356 Wow. 449 00:41:08,238 --> 00:41:09,811 Your dad is a really good artist. 450 00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:12,151 Yeah. Yeah, he is. 451 00:41:16,370 --> 00:41:16,869 What's wrong? 452 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,086 I saw my dad today with Marion. 453 00:41:26,536 --> 00:41:29,298 I used to love to come in here as a kid and watch him paint. 454 00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:43,645 Did you make that? 455 00:41:45,065 --> 00:41:45,678 With my dad. 456 00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:51,893 It's okay to remember the things that you liked about him. 457 00:41:54,885 --> 00:41:56,074 I don't want to remember. 458 00:42:26,341 --> 00:42:29,027 Matthew? I've got your birthday cake. 459 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,671 It's gluten-free with non-dairy frosting. 460 00:42:34,973 --> 00:42:36,545 Happy birthday Happy, happy birthday 461 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:39,729 Happy birthday Happy birthday, Matt 462 00:42:42,798 --> 00:42:44,525 Fine, I'll blow out your candles. 463 00:42:48,859 --> 00:42:51,276 Don't worry. I made you a really good wish. 464 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,232 Got some pizza. 465 00:43:13,986 --> 00:43:14,983 Did Matthew like his cake? 466 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:17,937 Okay, seriously? He's got some issues. 467 00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:20,738 And I know it's not like you don't know. 468 00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:23,691 I just don't understand how he can be getting his PhD... 469 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,952 and not be able to have a conversation without shitting himself. 470 00:43:27,758 --> 00:43:29,292 Shouldn't Harvard have fixed that by now? 471 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,594 He's been like that since he was a little boy. 472 00:43:34,356 --> 00:43:36,082 Does your mother know that you're living here? 473 00:43:36,734 --> 00:43:41,836 Yeah. I just don't want to live with her. She's a little unstable. 474 00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,135 - And I'm the pillar of sanity? - But you have your reasons. 475 00:43:46,018 --> 00:43:47,437 I mean, she does, too... 476 00:43:48,281 --> 00:43:52,079 but the guys she has picked since my dad left are so frickin' foul, it's... 477 00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:53,767 Where's your father? 478 00:43:57,488 --> 00:44:00,173 Last I heard, Tennessee. 479 00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:02,858 He doesn't exactly keep in touch. 480 00:44:09,303 --> 00:44:09,840 What is that? 481 00:44:10,684 --> 00:44:13,408 That's Henry. He's smashing stuff in the studio. 482 00:44:14,597 --> 00:44:15,326 Why? 483 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,896 He's trying to figure some things out. 484 00:45:10,144 --> 00:45:10,643 Hey. 485 00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:12,369 Can I come in? 486 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,402 Yeah. 487 00:45:17,394 --> 00:45:18,622 I brought you some coffee. 488 00:45:22,228 --> 00:45:22,765 Thanks. 489 00:45:28,212 --> 00:45:29,133 Are you okay? 490 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,780 I just need to clear my head. 491 00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,002 Okay. 492 00:45:35,884 --> 00:45:39,107 I invited over a potential girlfriend for Matthew for dinner tonight... 493 00:45:39,951 --> 00:45:42,904 so they will probably need our help in the conversation department. 494 00:45:51,037 --> 00:45:52,687 I'm just going to stay out here for a while. 495 00:46:21,304 --> 00:46:22,110 Hey. 496 00:46:24,104 --> 00:46:26,866 I was just pruning out the dead limbs. 497 00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:29,168 Stimulates growth. 498 00:46:30,012 --> 00:46:30,741 I'm a professional. 499 00:46:34,769 --> 00:46:36,380 Do you have a cigarette I can borrow? 500 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,336 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 501 00:46:42,019 --> 00:46:43,093 Take the whole pack. 502 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,226 - Do you have a lighter? - Yeah. 503 00:46:57,057 --> 00:46:57,555 Good catch. 504 00:47:05,995 --> 00:47:06,609 Your first time? 505 00:47:08,872 --> 00:47:09,562 Yeah. 506 00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:16,352 Who are you, anyway? 507 00:47:17,196 --> 00:47:17,887 I'm Jeff. 508 00:47:19,230 --> 00:47:19,958 Thanks, Jeff. 509 00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:21,378 You're welcome. 510 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,631 - Hi! - Hi! 511 00:47:29,702 --> 00:47:31,121 I brought my famous green tea pudding. 512 00:47:31,467 --> 00:47:34,382 Awesome! Just put it in the kitchen over there. I'll go grab Matthew. 513 00:47:35,226 --> 00:47:36,991 I really think you two are going to hit it off. 514 00:47:37,489 --> 00:47:38,832 - I hope so. - Yay! 515 00:47:45,392 --> 00:47:48,883 Did Bette tell you about our vegan bargain points down at the store? 516 00:47:49,727 --> 00:47:50,225 Oh, yeah. 517 00:47:51,108 --> 00:47:53,678 Ten percent of every vegan item goes to Guatemalan orphans... 518 00:47:54,522 --> 00:47:57,706 who lost their village due to capitalist rape of their habitat. 519 00:48:00,429 --> 00:48:02,846 Did I tell you that Matthew is getting his Ph. D.? 520 00:48:03,729 --> 00:48:05,685 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 521 00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:08,946 It's chemistry, right, Matthew? 522 00:48:11,631 --> 00:48:15,851 Yes. Chemistry. Organic. Carbon and oxygen based... compounds. 523 00:48:16,695 --> 00:48:17,922 That is fantastic. 524 00:48:18,805 --> 00:48:22,526 You could invent a new fuel and save us all from blood-soaked petroleum. 525 00:48:23,830 --> 00:48:25,940 Yeah. Yes. Yes. 526 00:48:31,732 --> 00:48:35,837 Why don't you take Annie to the farmers' market this weekend? 527 00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:43,049 Come on. It will be so much fun. 528 00:48:43,893 --> 00:48:48,458 I'd love to go. I heard that they're getting a new melon. 529 00:48:51,066 --> 00:48:51,565 Excuse me. 530 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:54,902 I'll be right back. Just a second. 531 00:48:56,207 --> 00:48:57,473 Matthew. Hey. 532 00:48:58,317 --> 00:49:01,424 - What's wrong? - Why did... I didn't want to meet her. 533 00:49:02,268 --> 00:49:06,948 I'm sorry. I just wanted you to get out and have a good time with a nice girl. 534 00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:08,444 No. 535 00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:15,656 I'm sorry. He's just a little nervous. 536 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,958 But I really think that he likes you. 537 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,451 - You think? - Trust me. 538 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,369 - Call you tomorrow? - Okay. 539 00:49:22,945 --> 00:49:23,673 Awesome. 540 00:49:24,556 --> 00:49:26,435 - Thanks for the pudding! - Sure! 541 00:49:33,647 --> 00:49:37,100 I'm sorry. I just wanted you to have a good time. 542 00:49:37,982 --> 00:49:40,361 I really think a girl would make a big difference in your life. 543 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,624 Give you a little confidence. 544 00:49:43,468 --> 00:49:46,997 Why don't you make a list of all the qualities you're looking for in a girl... 545 00:49:47,841 --> 00:49:50,450 and then I could go scout around for the perfect one? 546 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,130 Or maybe you could just tell me to fuck off. 547 00:49:55,974 --> 00:49:57,009 Yeah. That. 548 00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:28,466 It's okay. It's just me. 549 00:50:33,951 --> 00:50:37,365 I'm going to sleep in here tonight so you can get used to being around a girl. 550 00:50:39,092 --> 00:50:40,319 Just think of it as therapy. 551 00:50:41,854 --> 00:50:42,506 Okay. 552 00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:46,764 Good night. 553 00:51:02,454 --> 00:51:03,720 Jesus, you look like shit. 554 00:51:05,101 --> 00:51:06,443 Get up. Got to go. 555 00:51:09,282 --> 00:51:11,507 What the hell is this? Did you make this thing? 556 00:51:14,461 --> 00:51:14,998 Yeah. 557 00:51:16,877 --> 00:51:17,913 It's the inside of my head. 558 00:51:18,757 --> 00:51:20,177 You probably shouldn't advertise that. 559 00:51:26,276 --> 00:51:27,465 Hey, listen. 560 00:51:28,347 --> 00:51:33,066 I can cover for you for a couple days, then I'm really going to need you back. 561 00:51:35,905 --> 00:51:36,442 All right? 562 00:51:46,876 --> 00:51:49,906 Seriously? I'm the first girl who's ever been in your room? 563 00:51:50,789 --> 00:51:51,786 What about at school? 564 00:51:52,668 --> 00:51:54,778 I did have a lab partner over a few times freshman year. 565 00:51:55,622 --> 00:51:56,083 Okay. 566 00:51:56,888 --> 00:51:57,924 Did you kiss her? 567 00:51:58,806 --> 00:51:59,267 Once. 568 00:51:59,842 --> 00:52:00,763 Then what happened? 569 00:52:01,722 --> 00:52:03,601 I got the feeling I wasn't very good at it. 570 00:52:04,445 --> 00:52:06,670 Mostly because she told me and then she dropped the class. 571 00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:08,819 What? She's so rude... 572 00:52:09,701 --> 00:52:10,622 Henry. Henry. 573 00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:11,964 Hi. 574 00:52:13,268 --> 00:52:14,151 How are you? 575 00:52:15,033 --> 00:52:15,915 Do we have any waffles? 576 00:52:16,529 --> 00:52:19,214 Yeah. I think there's a couple boxes in the freezer. 577 00:52:29,265 --> 00:52:32,564 Is there anything else you want? That I can get for you? 578 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,382 No. I'm good. 579 00:53:23,048 --> 00:53:26,155 "Our step-by-step guide to..." 580 00:53:26,999 --> 00:53:30,643 "Married and divorced women are precluded from taking their vows." 581 00:53:32,715 --> 00:53:34,019 Goddammit! 582 00:53:44,261 --> 00:53:44,875 Hey. 583 00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:46,448 Hey. 584 00:53:51,051 --> 00:53:51,934 Are we still together? 585 00:54:24,771 --> 00:54:25,807 Annie asked about you today. 586 00:54:26,382 --> 00:54:27,226 Why are you... 587 00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:29,336 She wants to know if you like her. 588 00:54:29,796 --> 00:54:32,635 Yes. No. I don't... What are you doing? 589 00:54:34,284 --> 00:54:34,821 Matthew. 590 00:54:38,082 --> 00:54:39,386 We're going to have sex. 591 00:54:40,230 --> 00:54:43,645 I think once we get you past your first time, you're going to be fine. 592 00:54:45,486 --> 00:54:46,675 Why are you doing this? 593 00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:48,670 Because you need me to. 594 00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:28,448 Do you think you can go to the store and get me some more beer? 595 00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:29,790 We're out. 596 00:56:30,672 --> 00:56:34,815 Yeah. I mean, yes. Yes. 597 00:56:36,158 --> 00:56:36,657 Thanks. 598 00:57:07,729 --> 00:57:08,305 Hey. 599 00:57:09,954 --> 00:57:11,067 Need another pack? 600 00:57:13,522 --> 00:57:14,212 Here. 601 00:57:17,857 --> 00:57:18,356 Thanks. 602 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:21,271 I like your robe. 603 00:57:23,995 --> 00:57:25,222 I'm sorry, did you say something? 604 00:57:25,414 --> 00:57:27,639 Your robe. I like it. 605 00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:31,398 Some summer, huh? 606 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,147 I suppose. 607 00:57:39,991 --> 00:57:42,101 Hey, do you mind if I come up? 608 00:57:44,326 --> 00:57:47,088 It's just kind of hard to talk like this. 609 00:57:52,574 --> 00:57:53,072 Okay. 610 00:57:53,725 --> 00:57:54,530 Yeah? Okay. 611 00:58:07,765 --> 00:58:09,875 I came up to tell you that smoking is bad for you. 612 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:15,552 What? 613 00:58:16,358 --> 00:58:19,580 It looks exactly like I thought it would. 614 00:58:20,462 --> 00:58:23,915 That's rare... when a place lives up to your imagination. 615 00:58:24,797 --> 00:58:27,981 I'm sorry. You must think I'm a little off. 616 00:58:28,863 --> 00:58:30,206 You must think I'm a little off. 617 00:58:31,088 --> 00:58:34,733 No. No, I've never really been one to make judgments. 618 00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:37,955 People are usually too busy making them about me. 619 00:58:38,837 --> 00:58:42,558 People drive by this window and they slow down... 620 00:58:43,402 --> 00:58:46,011 and look up like there's going to be something to see. 621 00:58:46,855 --> 00:58:48,620 Yeah? Moon the bastards. 622 00:58:49,463 --> 00:58:52,647 I was thinking about getting a recording of a woman screaming... 623 00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:54,719 and blasting it out the window. 624 00:58:57,404 --> 00:59:00,358 Let me know. I could hook you up. I got a pretty decent sound system. 625 00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:06,419 We could rig up a dummy, give it a wig... 626 00:59:07,263 --> 00:59:10,984 and you could chuck it out the window when the cars go by. 627 00:59:20,114 --> 00:59:23,567 Well, I guess I should get going. 628 00:59:24,411 --> 00:59:25,370 Thanks for the cigarettes. 629 00:59:25,408 --> 00:59:26,559 Yeah, any time. Just call me. 630 00:59:27,403 --> 00:59:31,124 Seriously, it's 68-GRASS. It's easy. 631 00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:33,579 I asked the phone company for it specially. 632 00:59:34,116 --> 00:59:35,305 Oh, because you do lawns. 633 00:59:37,108 --> 00:59:37,607 That, too. 634 00:59:39,870 --> 00:59:40,369 See you. 635 00:59:45,663 --> 00:59:48,923 So, now that you've done it, how do you feel? 636 00:59:49,806 --> 00:59:50,726 Are you a new man today? 637 00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:52,721 I think we might have to do it again. 638 00:59:53,565 --> 00:59:55,867 Just to make sure that I got it right. 639 00:59:56,711 --> 00:59:59,204 Once is a lesson. Twice is a relationship. 640 01:00:00,048 --> 01:00:01,813 And I'm still in love with Henry. 641 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,493 Ready to go with Annie now? 642 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:08,142 Did she even like me? 643 01:00:08,718 --> 01:00:10,674 Of course she did. She's all into that brainy stuff. 644 01:00:10,789 --> 01:00:13,436 When I said Ph. D., she got twitchy. 645 01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:17,196 I may not even finish my thesis. 646 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:20,303 What's the holdup? 647 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:25,021 If I finish, I have to graduate and get a job. 648 01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,435 - Isn't that the point? - In theory. 649 01:00:29,279 --> 01:00:32,885 There's not a lot of people out there with a brain quite like yours... 650 01:00:33,768 --> 01:00:36,722 so I'm thinking that God or Buddha or whatever... 651 01:00:37,604 --> 01:00:38,985 they wouldn't have given it to you... 652 01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:42,399 unless they knew you were going to do something kick-ass with it. 653 01:01:02,922 --> 01:01:04,303 They say practice makes perfect. 654 01:01:05,186 --> 01:01:06,260 You're funny, Matthew. 655 01:01:13,932 --> 01:01:15,428 Did you sleep with him? 656 01:01:19,303 --> 01:01:20,377 I'm not going to lie to you. 657 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,174 What are you doing? 658 01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:43,086 I guess I'm leaving. 659 01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,315 - You're leaving? - I'm really sorry. 660 01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:15,502 I didn't mean to screw anything up. 661 01:02:15,694 --> 01:02:16,307 No, you didn't. 662 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,412 You didn't screw anything up. 663 01:02:38,864 --> 01:02:39,593 You motherfucker! 664 01:02:42,738 --> 01:02:44,695 Fucking asshole! 665 01:02:45,577 --> 01:02:48,032 That's enough! Stop it! That's enough! Henry! 666 01:02:48,914 --> 01:02:50,257 Stop it, Henry! Get off! 667 01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:53,288 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Can you stand? 668 01:02:54,669 --> 01:02:55,167 Henry! 669 01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:58,236 Oh, God, you're bleeding! 670 01:02:58,505 --> 01:02:59,771 Go check on Henry. 671 01:03:10,550 --> 01:03:12,967 - Henry's gone. Can you find him? - Yeah. 672 01:03:13,811 --> 01:03:14,847 It's going to be okay. 673 01:03:22,634 --> 01:03:23,133 Henry? 674 01:03:30,728 --> 01:03:31,687 Rough day? 675 01:03:33,759 --> 01:03:34,296 Yeah. 676 01:03:35,753 --> 01:03:36,597 You want another one? 677 01:03:37,441 --> 01:03:38,937 I want a lot of things. 678 01:03:39,781 --> 01:03:41,584 I'm glad you finally came to your senses. 679 01:03:42,428 --> 01:03:43,694 Henry. 680 01:03:44,538 --> 01:03:45,842 Your mom's worried about you. 681 01:03:47,377 --> 01:03:48,106 Let's get you home. 682 01:03:48,911 --> 01:03:50,101 What do you know about my mom? 683 01:03:50,983 --> 01:03:52,978 - You've had enough to drink... - Get the fuck off me. 684 01:03:53,515 --> 01:03:54,819 You need to get your shit together! 685 01:03:58,348 --> 01:03:59,499 Stay away from my mother. 686 01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:03,105 - Take care of him. - Yeah. 687 01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:28,193 Henry? 688 01:04:29,383 --> 01:04:30,879 Henry. Hey. 689 01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:32,490 Are you all right? 690 01:04:41,351 --> 01:04:43,346 Not really. My girlfriend... 691 01:04:47,758 --> 01:04:48,947 She fucked my brother. 692 01:04:55,890 --> 01:04:56,389 Slide over. 693 01:05:06,478 --> 01:05:10,429 Honestly, I didn't know my brother had a dick until last night. 694 01:05:18,677 --> 01:05:22,590 I just want to get out of here. I'm sick of this town. 695 01:05:23,434 --> 01:05:26,694 That might not be a bad idea. You got a place to go? 696 01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:32,372 I met this girl that lives out in Cornwall. 697 01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:35,441 Janeen. 698 01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:40,734 She said that I could stay with her for a while. 699 01:05:41,617 --> 01:05:42,576 What should I do? 700 01:05:45,069 --> 01:05:47,026 You want to know if I think you should stay or go? 701 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:49,059 Yeah. 702 01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:52,396 Henry. 703 01:05:53,969 --> 01:05:56,156 I think it's time that you lived your life. 704 01:05:58,994 --> 01:05:59,455 Yeah. 705 01:06:02,715 --> 01:06:04,518 If only I knew what that meant. 706 01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:05,899 You will. 707 01:07:34,591 --> 01:07:35,780 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 708 01:07:36,662 --> 01:07:37,199 How are you? 709 01:07:38,465 --> 01:07:38,964 Come on. 710 01:07:57,070 --> 01:07:58,451 You think we'll be like them one day? 711 01:08:00,715 --> 01:08:02,134 What? Old? 712 01:08:03,707 --> 01:08:04,512 You know what I mean. 713 01:08:06,737 --> 01:08:10,036 I like to think that... we could be them someday. 714 01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:11,916 Old. 715 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:15,215 Holding hands together. 716 01:08:41,684 --> 01:08:42,375 Henry. 717 01:08:50,623 --> 01:08:51,697 What's the matter? 718 01:08:55,533 --> 01:08:56,837 Do you like frozen waffles? 719 01:08:59,024 --> 01:08:59,753 Waffles? 720 01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:01,402 Yeah. 721 01:09:02,898 --> 01:09:03,589 Do you like them? 722 01:09:05,123 --> 01:09:07,386 Yeah. They're okay, I guess. 723 01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,033 Why? 724 01:09:33,165 --> 01:09:33,817 Henry. 725 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,659 - I'll tell Mom. - No, no. 726 01:09:36,388 --> 01:09:38,843 Don't tell her I'm here. I came to talk to you. 727 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:42,180 Okay. 728 01:09:44,252 --> 01:09:45,556 It's cold out. 729 01:09:50,735 --> 01:09:53,612 Where have you been staying? 730 01:09:54,456 --> 01:09:58,177 I've been living in Cornwall, with this girl, Janeen. 731 01:09:59,711 --> 01:10:02,857 Because I couldn't live here. 732 01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:07,882 I wish I could change everything. 733 01:10:09,263 --> 01:10:10,913 I never meant to hurt you. 734 01:10:11,757 --> 01:10:13,023 I don't even know how it happened. 735 01:10:13,329 --> 01:10:17,703 Everything my brain said didn't make any difference to the rest of my body. 736 01:10:20,503 --> 01:10:21,002 I'm sorry. 737 01:10:23,764 --> 01:10:24,416 I'm really sorry. 738 01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:33,546 I'm sorry I broke your nose. 739 01:10:37,382 --> 01:10:39,645 I kind of liked it, actually. It made me look badass. 740 01:10:42,139 --> 01:10:43,290 Nice coat, badass. 741 01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:47,241 It's not mine. 742 01:10:51,614 --> 01:10:54,184 Did she ever come back? 743 01:11:04,887 --> 01:11:05,769 Come inside. 744 01:11:35,538 --> 01:11:36,036 Hey. 745 01:11:38,683 --> 01:11:40,103 Why didn't you sleep in your bed? 746 01:11:43,172 --> 01:11:44,706 It didn't feel like mine anymore. 747 01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:57,020 I hate to think of you so lost, Henry. 748 01:12:02,582 --> 01:12:03,733 I didn't know what to do. 749 01:12:05,498 --> 01:12:06,265 When Bette left? 750 01:12:07,569 --> 01:12:08,835 No, when you left. 751 01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:16,354 I knew that he was seeing Marion. 752 01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:19,385 I know. 753 01:12:20,996 --> 01:12:21,456 How? 754 01:12:24,832 --> 01:12:26,174 Because of that look on your face... 755 01:12:26,865 --> 01:12:29,397 when you told me you were going to that poker tournament. 756 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:34,039 And I hated him for making you lie. 757 01:12:34,921 --> 01:12:38,220 He promised that he would stay if I kept quiet. 758 01:12:39,908 --> 01:12:40,982 I should have told you. 759 01:12:41,864 --> 01:12:42,363 No. 760 01:12:44,741 --> 01:12:47,081 You should have had less selfish parents. 761 01:12:47,925 --> 01:12:50,687 If I had made him leave sooner, you wouldn't have had to lie. 762 01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:52,375 You made him leave? 763 01:12:55,406 --> 01:12:59,165 Kicking him out might have been the only decent thing I ever did as a mother. 764 01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,503 That's not true. 765 01:13:03,347 --> 01:13:05,495 Trust me, I could have done better. 766 01:13:15,814 --> 01:13:18,077 Tell me what I can do to make it up to you? 767 01:13:18,921 --> 01:13:21,146 Tell me what I should do for the rest of my life. 768 01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,437 Can I get back to you on that one? 769 01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:30,046 Oh, sweetie. 770 01:14:00,390 --> 01:14:01,541 What took you so long? 771 01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:17,998 - Hey, Henry. - Hey. 772 01:14:18,841 --> 01:14:19,532 You're selling it? 773 01:14:20,146 --> 01:14:22,179 Yeah. I hate to, but... 774 01:14:23,061 --> 01:14:26,821 I haven't driven it in years, and it's time to clean house. 775 01:14:27,665 --> 01:14:29,583 I remember when you and your brother were little... 776 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:32,191 you'd sit in the driveway behind the wheel and pretend driving. 777 01:14:34,493 --> 01:14:35,567 How much? 778 01:14:36,411 --> 01:14:38,444 Is this the car that you peed in? 779 01:14:39,288 --> 01:14:39,787 Yeah. 780 01:14:50,950 --> 01:14:51,640 Nice wheels! 781 01:14:56,857 --> 01:14:57,433 Yeah. 782 01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:06,755 Before you guys get all weird, just do the math. 783 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,366 Five months. 784 01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:11,780 Looks like you're the lucky winner, Henry. 785 01:15:12,662 --> 01:15:16,575 All those health class lectures about how pot makes you sterile were a load of crap. 786 01:15:28,314 --> 01:15:28,774 Yay! 787 01:15:36,523 --> 01:15:37,981 What are you doing? 788 01:15:38,863 --> 01:15:42,200 A little bit of a warning, that would have been nice. 789 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:44,924 Here's a warning. Use a condom. 790 01:15:54,323 --> 01:15:56,126 I'm just going to mess that kid up. 791 01:15:59,156 --> 01:15:59,923 You know that. 792 01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:03,721 Here's what I think. 793 01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:06,560 You're going to make a wonderful father. 794 01:16:07,557 --> 01:16:12,007 Why? Because I had such a great example? 795 01:16:12,851 --> 01:16:16,572 You asked me what you should do with the rest of your life... 796 01:16:17,416 --> 01:16:19,526 and the answer is waiting for you downstairs. 797 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,913 You got to tell me if you want me here. 798 01:16:48,757 --> 01:16:50,867 I mean, just take out the baby part. 799 01:16:51,788 --> 01:16:53,322 Are you at all happy to see me? 800 01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:57,082 - I am. - Really? 801 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:09,050 I wanted you back ever since you left. 802 01:17:11,467 --> 01:17:16,454 I mean, underneath all the being pissed off and everything. 803 01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:21,901 I missed you. A lot. 804 01:17:23,704 --> 01:17:25,124 And I want you back. 805 01:17:25,968 --> 01:17:26,927 I just... 806 01:17:27,771 --> 01:17:30,187 Didn't expect me to show up with your baby in me? 807 01:17:31,031 --> 01:17:32,259 - Yeah. - Yeah. 808 01:17:34,062 --> 01:17:34,522 Whoops. 809 01:17:36,287 --> 01:17:38,435 I wish it didn't make me want to shit myself. 810 01:17:44,496 --> 01:17:45,532 You know what I figure? 811 01:17:47,757 --> 01:17:50,864 We've got a pretty good blueprint of what not to do to a kid. 812 01:17:53,281 --> 01:17:55,583 I think that's going to work to the baby's advantage. 813 01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:12,001 Just... promise me we're not going to mess this kid up. 814 01:18:14,763 --> 01:18:15,914 I promise. 815 01:18:19,443 --> 01:18:20,479 Okay, so now what? 816 01:18:23,855 --> 01:18:24,929 We're going to have a baby. 817 01:18:50,171 --> 01:18:50,823 I got that one. 818 01:18:52,089 --> 01:18:52,587 Yeah? 819 01:18:55,234 --> 01:18:56,539 I'll give you some space. 820 01:18:57,421 --> 01:18:58,994 - I just need a minute. - No problem. 821 01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:34,133 Hi. 822 01:19:35,015 --> 01:19:35,475 Hi. 823 01:19:35,744 --> 01:19:36,358 Who is it? 824 01:19:37,201 --> 01:19:37,854 It's your father. 825 01:19:47,943 --> 01:19:48,825 Henry. 826 01:19:49,669 --> 01:19:50,168 Hey. 827 01:19:52,047 --> 01:19:52,815 How are you? 828 01:19:54,157 --> 01:19:54,617 I'm good. 829 01:19:58,300 --> 01:19:58,914 You look good. 830 01:20:04,515 --> 01:20:05,282 Where's your mother? 831 01:20:19,284 --> 01:20:19,744 Augusta. 832 01:20:21,739 --> 01:20:22,660 What are you doing here? 833 01:20:28,414 --> 01:20:29,526 Marion left me. 834 01:20:48,669 --> 01:20:50,088 You're going to be okay. 835 01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:53,809 What's that? 836 01:20:57,185 --> 01:20:58,681 Oh, my God! 837 01:21:02,594 --> 01:21:04,512 - What should I do? - Was that supposed to happen? 838 01:21:05,317 --> 01:21:07,274 Oh, my God. It's time to go to the hospital. 839 01:21:08,156 --> 01:21:09,115 I'm going to get the car. 840 01:21:09,652 --> 01:21:10,573 - Thank you! - All right! 841 01:21:11,378 --> 01:21:13,373 Matthew, go get the suitcase. Henry, stay and help. 842 01:21:14,255 --> 01:21:16,711 - Am I going to be able to do this? - Yeah, you can do it. 843 01:21:19,511 --> 01:21:20,815 - I'm so scared! - Don't be scared. 844 01:21:21,506 --> 01:21:23,385 - Is this normal? - Yes, it's totally normal. 845 01:21:24,229 --> 01:21:25,303 Women have babies every day. 846 01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:27,567 We're going to be fine. 847 01:21:28,794 --> 01:21:29,792 Let me go first. 848 01:21:33,436 --> 01:21:34,203 We're having a baby! 849 01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:41,223 - It's happening! - Buckle up. 850 01:21:42,029 --> 01:21:43,141 Let's go, let's go, let's go!