1 00:00:00,665 --> 00:00:04,023 ♪ Oh, my darling, oh my darling ♪ 2 00:00:04,076 --> 00:00:07,200 ♪ Oh, my darling Clementine ♪ 3 00:00:07,296 --> 00:00:10,907 ♪ You are lost and gone forever... ♪ 4 00:00:11,003 --> 00:00:14,405 Daddy, please give me the strength to finish this fucking book. 5 00:00:14,467 --> 00:00:17,781 ♪ Drove she ducklings to the water ♪ 6 00:00:17,965 --> 00:00:21,394 ♪ Every morning just at 9:00 ♪ 7 00:00:21,464 --> 00:00:22,898 ♪ Stubbed her foot... ♪ 8 00:00:22,951 --> 00:00:25,321 I just want to make you proud, Mama. 9 00:00:27,009 --> 00:00:28,479 That's it. 10 00:00:28,627 --> 00:00:31,689 ♪ Oh, my darling, oh, my darling... ♪ 11 00:00:31,881 --> 00:00:34,208 I know, I know, I know. I have no money. 12 00:00:35,423 --> 00:00:38,607 ♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪ 13 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:42,552 I'm just asking for a sign. 14 00:00:42,718 --> 00:00:44,984 ♪ Dreadful sorry ♪ 15 00:00:45,027 --> 00:00:48,167 ♪ Clementine ♪ 16 00:00:55,025 --> 00:00:57,701 I just want you to know that... 17 00:00:58,217 --> 00:00:59,774 I don't normally... 18 00:01:00,479 --> 00:01:02,140 I don't do one-night stands. 19 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,069 Well, good thing it's daytime. 20 00:01:45,477 --> 00:01:47,163 - Open your mouth. - What? 21 00:01:47,231 --> 00:01:49,118 Open your mouth. 22 00:01:51,634 --> 00:01:53,379 Oh, my God! 23 00:02:09,177 --> 00:02:10,830 Oh, God. 24 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:23,244 Yay, you wrote this, Gia Lombardi. 25 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,209 - Wow. - Oh, my God. 26 00:02:25,268 --> 00:02:26,836 That's pretty fucking cool. 27 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:28,467 That's so fucking cool! 28 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:31,783 But you're not, like, in love 29 00:02:31,853 --> 00:02:34,232 - with the movie star, right? - No, God, gross. 30 00:02:34,316 --> 00:02:35,743 Sure, okay. 31 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:37,184 - Shut up. - Yeah, great, no. 32 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:38,789 Damn it. Thank you. 33 00:02:39,713 --> 00:02:41,867 What am I doing? I should be shopping at Kmart. 34 00:02:41,937 --> 00:02:44,008 Okay, I will be at the bar. 35 00:02:44,036 --> 00:02:45,792 - Shots? - Yeah. 36 00:02:47,192 --> 00:02:48,381 Gia! 37 00:02:49,144 --> 00:02:50,318 Hey. 38 00:02:52,181 --> 00:02:53,566 Look at this. 39 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,147 - Hi. I know. - Congratulations. 40 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,323 - Thank you. - Mwah. 41 00:02:56,386 --> 00:02:58,415 - Did you get my messages? - Uh, yeah, sorry. 42 00:02:58,441 --> 00:03:00,354 I just, I knew I was gonna see you here, so... 43 00:03:00,466 --> 00:03:01,607 Um, what'd they say? 44 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,922 We'll talk about it tomorrow. 45 00:03:03,195 --> 00:03:04,581 What's wrong? What... 46 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,099 Tomorrow. 47 00:03:06,134 --> 00:03:07,520 Fuck, Rody, what? 48 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:09,520 They're not happy. 49 00:03:10,199 --> 00:03:12,347 They're... What do you, what do you mean they're not happy? 50 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:16,323 It's 200,000 words on a porn castle and swinger's clubs. 51 00:03:17,766 --> 00:03:19,702 What-what exactly did they say? 52 00:03:19,751 --> 00:03:21,465 That it's a bit... boring. 53 00:03:22,878 --> 00:03:24,858 Oh, uh, I have some good news. 54 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:27,923 Gay Talese has, uh, has agreed to mentor you. 55 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:31,135 A mentor? I don't need a mentor. 56 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:33,220 You're starting from scratch, Gia. 57 00:03:33,332 --> 00:03:34,507 "Scratch"? 58 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:36,487 You wanted to update Thy Neighbor's Wife, right? 59 00:03:36,557 --> 00:03:39,778 No, no, no. The last section of that book 60 00:03:39,813 --> 00:03:42,520 is him literally talking about himself in the third person. 61 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,523 I mean, for fuck's sake, that's the kind of shit only a man would do. 62 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:47,688 Well, then you do that, too. 63 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,366 You can write like a man, Gia. 64 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,708 I don't want to write like a man. I want to write like me. 65 00:03:55,171 --> 00:03:56,641 Oh, look at that. 66 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:08,436 - Hey, you. - Hey. 67 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,164 Hi. 68 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,474 - Congratulations. - Mm, thank you so much. 69 00:04:15,401 --> 00:04:17,439 - God, you look incredible. - Thank you. 70 00:04:17,476 --> 00:04:20,256 - You look great, too. - Thanks. Anya? 71 00:04:20,257 --> 00:04:21,678 Hey, this is Gia Lombardi. 72 00:04:21,755 --> 00:04:23,889 Oh, my God, Gia. 73 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:26,220 - Hi. - You captured this man perfectly. 74 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:29,032 Nobody has condensed me so well. 75 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:30,912 Best writer I've... 76 00:04:31,008 --> 00:04:32,461 worked with, really. 77 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:35,601 Patrick, we need you over here. 78 00:04:35,653 --> 00:04:38,015 Okay. Hey, lock her down, Roddy. 79 00:04:38,058 --> 00:04:40,227 - Before she gets too famous for you. - I will do that. 80 00:04:40,324 --> 00:04:41,883 Rody is on it. 81 00:04:43,106 --> 00:04:45,502 Uh, hold that thought. 82 00:04:45,528 --> 00:04:47,322 I will be right back, be right back. Hi. 83 00:04:47,531 --> 00:04:48,843 Yeah. 84 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:03,677 Uh, listen, one more thing? 85 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:04,944 Oh, okay, there's more. 86 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,752 I just want to remind you that Elizabeth Wurtzel 87 00:05:07,795 --> 00:05:09,686 sold millions of books, right? 88 00:05:09,782 --> 00:05:12,521 Millions, and Penguin is still gonna sue her 89 00:05:12,661 --> 00:05:14,367 for being late on the latest one. 90 00:05:14,454 --> 00:05:18,127 - Well, fuck Penguin, then. - No, that's... that's not the point. 91 00:05:18,215 --> 00:05:21,365 This is big business, Gia. This is not Golf magazine. 92 00:05:21,847 --> 00:05:23,876 FSG just bought another sex book, too. 93 00:05:23,897 --> 00:05:26,172 And it is making them very anxious. 94 00:05:26,598 --> 00:05:29,362 If that one beats you to market with a three-year head start? 95 00:05:30,404 --> 00:05:31,538 What? 96 00:05:31,909 --> 00:05:33,168 What, what? 97 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,702 Gia, what you turned in was not good. 98 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,388 So go see Gay. 99 00:05:38,416 --> 00:05:39,851 Figure it out. 100 00:05:40,795 --> 00:05:42,454 - This is your last chance. - Mm-hmm. 101 00:05:42,514 --> 00:05:43,905 All right. 102 00:06:01,142 --> 00:06:03,213 Well, what do you want me to say? 103 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:07,355 It's a little, um... 104 00:06:09,685 --> 00:06:11,581 I don't know the word in English. 105 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,617 Boring? 106 00:06:16,013 --> 00:06:17,150 Yeah. 107 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,795 Boring. 108 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:24,294 Mothers. 109 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:25,882 She wasn't a bad mom. 110 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:28,100 She was actually a great mom. 111 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,965 I really think what I wrote was just... 112 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:32,816 boring. 113 00:06:33,942 --> 00:06:35,279 You need to fuck people. 114 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,902 A lot of people, married people. 115 00:06:37,336 --> 00:06:40,142 Married people hold the key to sex in America. 116 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,781 Why do you even want to write a book, fame? Money? 117 00:06:42,795 --> 00:06:44,530 - No. - Your-your dead parents? 118 00:06:44,964 --> 00:06:46,146 Uh, yeah. 119 00:06:46,147 --> 00:06:48,631 - Yes? Your dead parents are the reason? - Well, no, 120 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,528 no, I mean, they didn't think I could do it, 121 00:06:50,549 --> 00:06:53,166 you know, and I wanted to prove to them that I can make money 122 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:54,999 - doing it... - Oh, I see. 123 00:06:56,643 --> 00:06:58,134 What? What, what do you see? 124 00:06:59,947 --> 00:07:01,376 You should drive, too. 125 00:07:01,436 --> 00:07:03,626 - What? - When you're fucking the men. You should drive. 126 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:06,389 Airports don't have a lot to offer in terms of the culture. 127 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,066 I understand that you don't have a lot of time, 128 00:07:09,087 --> 00:07:11,788 so you have to travel slow in order to work fast. 129 00:07:11,942 --> 00:07:13,790 And you should fuck the women, too, for Christ's sake. 130 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,119 I'm not fucking anyone to write a book. 131 00:07:16,155 --> 00:07:17,784 The work. 132 00:07:17,819 --> 00:07:19,380 The work is the only thing that matters. 133 00:07:19,436 --> 00:07:20,780 Oh, you think I don't know that? 134 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:22,025 Oh, you're emotional. 135 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,747 We'll discuss this more at dinner. 136 00:07:23,761 --> 00:07:25,405 Oh, well, I'm not staying for dinner. 137 00:07:25,475 --> 00:07:27,175 You-you don't have to leave. 138 00:07:27,231 --> 00:07:29,428 The guest room is made up and, um... 139 00:07:29,562 --> 00:07:31,667 Gay Talese is inviting you to stay. 140 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:33,816 Well... 141 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:35,705 Gay Talese... 142 00:07:44,053 --> 00:07:46,361 I won't touch you, if that's what you're worried about. 143 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:10,005 Fuck you, New York! 144 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,446 Fuck you! 145 00:08:14,539 --> 00:08:16,330 Fuck, goddamn it. 146 00:08:31,941 --> 00:08:33,474 Goddamn it. 147 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,360 Oh, really? 148 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,773 How we doing? We still working? 149 00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:14,055 - No, I'm good. - You sure? 150 00:09:14,076 --> 00:09:16,273 - Yeah, thank you. - Got it, okay. 151 00:09:28,952 --> 00:09:30,554 Oh, that's it. 152 00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,667 - Oh, Dad, Mom! - Oh, my God. 153 00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:34,367 - I'm sorry, sorry. - No, no. 154 00:09:34,423 --> 00:09:36,627 Do not apologize, do not apologize. 155 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,509 I told them do not record something 156 00:09:38,663 --> 00:09:40,315 that they didn't want the whole world to see. 157 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,766 Oh. 158 00:09:41,862 --> 00:09:44,482 Hey, bud, can I, uh... can I get a glass, please? 159 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,982 - Here you go. - Appreciate you. 160 00:09:53,816 --> 00:09:55,614 Oh, sh... uh... 161 00:09:56,146 --> 00:09:57,727 I'll pay you back. 162 00:09:58,043 --> 00:09:59,421 I'll pay you back for that. 163 00:10:00,065 --> 00:10:02,376 But we can, uh... 164 00:10:03,004 --> 00:10:04,578 toast, just... 165 00:10:05,537 --> 00:10:07,769 To my parents. 166 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,064 And all their sexual endeavors. 167 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:20,980 So where'd you get this sch-schtick? 168 00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,254 Drinking nice wine? 169 00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:25,038 That's a statement bottle. 170 00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:29,088 I'm celebrating. 171 00:10:29,272 --> 00:10:31,379 Oh, what, like, uh... 172 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,251 an engagement or... ? 173 00:10:33,732 --> 00:10:37,237 Do you prefer to be wrong or annoying? Just curious. 174 00:10:37,324 --> 00:10:39,292 It's more of a numbers game, really. 175 00:10:39,354 --> 00:10:41,960 It's like, uh, you know, if I get half of them right, 176 00:10:41,995 --> 00:10:44,190 then you'll think I'm really smart, but if I get, like, zero, 177 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,957 then, uh, it's kind of funnier 178 00:10:46,018 --> 00:10:48,502 - the more I get wrong. - So it's an-an act? 179 00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:50,601 Yes. 180 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:53,075 A balancing act, yes. 181 00:10:53,268 --> 00:10:55,938 Oh, God, you're a fucking actor. 182 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:01,462 Pardon me, but I noticed what you were eating earlier. 183 00:11:01,672 --> 00:11:05,966 Uh, what pays enough for solo tartare? 184 00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:09,562 Don't, uh, nope, let me pad my assumptions. Um... 185 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,130 Lawyer? 186 00:11:12,515 --> 00:11:14,658 Uh, commercial real estate? 187 00:11:14,702 --> 00:11:16,452 No, you're really bad at this. 188 00:11:16,713 --> 00:11:18,480 My parents are porn stars. What'd you expect? 189 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,074 I work for Esquire magazine. 190 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:35,579 - Publicist. Shit. - No. 191 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,284 Man, it was the independence that threw me. 192 00:11:37,354 --> 00:11:40,065 - No. - Fuck it, all right, okay. 193 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:42,881 Accounts payable? 194 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:47,233 You know, I've-I've honestly had enough misogyny for one evening, so... 195 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:50,521 Uh, yeah, no, no, no. No misogyny, I got it. 196 00:11:51,142 --> 00:11:52,471 Editor. 197 00:11:52,532 --> 00:11:54,439 - Done. Won it. - Hmm-mm. 198 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:57,608 - There's literally nothing else. - A writer! 199 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,678 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 200 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,551 - That's cool. - Yeah. You're surprised. 201 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,996 Well, I always knew you were smart. 202 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,571 'Cause I'm... 203 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,439 attractive. 204 00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:11,673 Yes. 205 00:12:12,714 --> 00:12:14,376 - So now... - Mm-hmm? 206 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,081 ... you're a writer for Esquire... 207 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,577 and you're writing porn. 208 00:12:17,682 --> 00:12:19,764 Writing about por... You're writing for porn? 209 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,295 No, I... 210 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:23,219 I am traveling the country 211 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:24,942 fucking married men. 212 00:12:28,029 --> 00:12:29,831 - Married? - Mm-hmm. 213 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,388 Why married? 214 00:12:31,441 --> 00:12:32,770 Because I am boring. 215 00:12:32,831 --> 00:12:35,849 And fucking married men isn't... apparently. 216 00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,698 - I'm not married. - Then I'm not fucking you. 217 00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:41,461 Well, that's fucking boring, isn't it? 218 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:43,188 I told you. 219 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,583 That's it, huh? 220 00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:49,219 That's it. 221 00:12:50,986 --> 00:12:52,622 Makes sense. 222 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:55,972 Well, then... 223 00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,368 have a good one. 224 00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:15,502 Hey, uh, Bri, can I get the check, please? 225 00:13:17,619 --> 00:13:20,576 Actually... Slick put it on his tab. 226 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,170 Like, the whole thing? 227 00:13:24,835 --> 00:13:26,505 Well, uh... 228 00:13:33,214 --> 00:13:35,321 Thanks, but, um... 229 00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:37,325 no thanks. 230 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,332 Oh, my God! 231 00:13:45,545 --> 00:13:46,910 Hey! 232 00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:48,405 Hey, wait up! 233 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,073 Where'd you learn that move, huh, book for virgins? 234 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:54,186 You know, most women in America appreciate a little chivalry. 235 00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,639 Yeah, well, this isn't America. This is New York. 236 00:13:56,691 --> 00:13:58,467 You seemed like you wanted to be left alone. 237 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,563 I did. I did want to be left alone. 238 00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:02,289 See, I knew it. 239 00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:05,578 Okay, well, that's not the point. The point is that I-I, you... 240 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:08,530 you made a move to destabilize me. 241 00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:10,524 I don't really think in terms of strategy. 242 00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:12,161 That's why I chased you down the street. 243 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:13,525 So then why did you, then? 244 00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:14,897 I don't know. 245 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,424 Oh, uh... to give you my number. 246 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,761 You know, so you can take me out to dinner before I go back to L.A., 247 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,314 if you're up for it. 248 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,783 I'll be married by then, I promise. 249 00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:31,179 Call me. 250 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,581 Motherfucker! 251 00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:27,106 _ 252 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,736 That article's, like, ten years old. 253 00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:40,128 I know. 254 00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:41,612 I read all your shit. 255 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,550 - Oh, my God. - And your dad calls you Clementine. 256 00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:45,124 Like the song. 257 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:48,119 - Is that it? - Oh, yeah, there she is. 258 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:50,541 Shit, man. You're really gonna eat the road. 259 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,934 - "Eat the road"? - Yeah. 260 00:15:53,087 --> 00:15:56,096 It's, uh, it's what my dad calls road trips. 261 00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:58,983 You know, like, uh, on those long, boring, 262 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,405 low-energy stretches, and I'd be, like, falling asleep, 263 00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:05,200 and he'd be like, "Eat the road, eat the road!" 264 00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:07,948 I have no idea what it means. 265 00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:12,767 Well, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing, so... 266 00:16:13,852 --> 00:16:16,008 The fuck you talking about? Yeah, you do. 267 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,423 Unless you mean, like, your sugar daddy can't hang onto 268 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,539 - your place while you're gone... - Oh, shut up. 269 00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,415 I actually think my friend, um, Cara 270 00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,066 is going to sublet it for me. 271 00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:25,823 - Oh! - Which would be really convenient. 272 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,516 It's good to have friends. 273 00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:28,922 Yeah, it is. 274 00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:31,938 Before my dad died, we, um... 275 00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:34,269 we were gonna go to a dude ranch and learn 276 00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:36,474 to ride horses and, like, rope steer 277 00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:38,222 and eat, uh, racks of ribs. 278 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,482 - And... - Yeah. 279 00:16:39,678 --> 00:16:41,070 Yeah, he listened to country music 280 00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,092 his whole fucking life and he never went to a rodeo. 281 00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:45,828 - That's absurd. - And there's a sushi restaurant in Whitefish... 282 00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:48,005 - I know it sounds weird, sushi in Montana. - Yeah. 283 00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:50,349 But I read it in Departures magazine and, um... 284 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,841 it's just like... it's like a snow globe 285 00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:55,018 with a sushi restaurant inside of it and there's, like, 286 00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,061 cherry blossom lanterns... 287 00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:59,034 and it's just, like, so cute. 288 00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,477 Then you got to go. 289 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,661 And you ride them horses 290 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:08,354 and you eat that sushi in Whitefish. 291 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,993 I will. 292 00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,840 Yeah, you will. 293 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,141 Yeah. 294 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,496 Tonight was fun. 295 00:17:20,944 --> 00:17:22,280 Tonight was fun. 296 00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,155 It was a fun night. 297 00:17:27,332 --> 00:17:28,828 Subtle. 298 00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:31,166 Thank you. 299 00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:34,280 You want to go in there? 300 00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:38,107 To have sex? 301 00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,886 - No. Move. - Oh. 302 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,245 Well, then, yes. Yes, of course. 303 00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:47,456 All right. 304 00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:51,927 Hot damn! 305 00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:15,352 - Hey. - Hey. Did you, uh, did you cum? 306 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,849 Uh, no. 307 00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:19,869 - Sorry. - It's okay. 308 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,016 What? 309 00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:29,318 The condom came off. 310 00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:30,949 What? 311 00:18:31,082 --> 00:18:33,343 Uh, where is it? 312 00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:36,169 Like, how does a condom just come off? 313 00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:38,457 I think... 314 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,039 - I think, I think it's still in you. - No. 315 00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,604 Yeah. Like, when I pulled out. 316 00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:44,437 - Really? - Yeah, I think so. 317 00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,568 - I mean... - For real? 318 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,070 - Yep. - Fuck. 319 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,779 - Fuck, I can't find it. - Sorry. 320 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,563 I'm not trying to laugh. It's all right. 321 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,348 I mean, it's not like I have any STDs. 322 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,377 I was literally tested last month. 323 00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,539 I mean, the only questionable thing I've done 324 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,190 in the past couple weeks is, like... 325 00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:06,178 ... jerk off without washing my hands 326 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,011 - when I got home from work. - Oh, my God that is disgusting. 327 00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:09,934 Oh, I know. I've been thinking about it ever since. 328 00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:11,313 Oh, and I attended an orgy. 329 00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,797 - What? - Just kidding. 330 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,463 - Dude, that's not funny. - All right, sorry. I know. 331 00:19:14,496 --> 00:19:16,093 I know, sorry. No-no jokes, come on. 332 00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:17,744 Uh, I can, I can get it. 333 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,095 - Oh, my God, I can't fucking find it. - I can get it. 334 00:19:20,422 --> 00:19:21,690 What do you mean you can get it? 335 00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:24,482 If you just get doggy style and I'll, I'll get in there, 336 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,120 I can get the right angle and I'll take care of it. 337 00:19:26,138 --> 00:19:27,582 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah, yeah. 338 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,045 All right, go. 339 00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:31,067 Sorry, sorry, sorry, just stay still. 340 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,061 Are you looking up? 341 00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:34,845 Just get it the fuck out, man! 342 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,336 - Look at my dad, okay? - I'm looking at your dad. 343 00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:38,763 But you also have two photos of Joan Didion up here. 344 00:19:38,788 --> 00:19:40,281 Oh, ooh-ooh! 345 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,673 Ah, there it is. Okay, you okay? 346 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:42,905 - Go! Go, go, go! - All right. Ready. 347 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,976 Slowly, slow, slow, slowly. 348 00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:46,704 Oh, my God, thank God. 349 00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:49,167 - Yep, there we go. - Oh, my God. 350 00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:51,616 Fuck. 351 00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:53,107 Thank you. 352 00:19:53,247 --> 00:19:54,884 - Excuse me. - All right. 353 00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,977 I promise I don't have any STDs. 354 00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:58,684 - Okay. - You can watch me sleep. 355 00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,021 - I sleep very healthy. - No, no, no, no. 356 00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,336 You have to, to go. You can't stay the night. 357 00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:05,162 - Oh. - Sorry, but you have, you have to leave. 358 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:10,132 When I was a kid, my dad stuck himself 359 00:20:10,202 --> 00:20:12,763 with a needle used on a patient with HIV. 360 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,730 I heard him tell my mother in the kitchen 361 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,374 while I was hiding in the stairwell. 362 00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:20,152 It was the '80s and it was a death sentence. 363 00:20:20,247 --> 00:20:22,775 And the scariest thing was that I couldn't ask them about it, 364 00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:24,797 because I wasn't supposed to know. 365 00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,064 My dad didn't get AIDS. 366 00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:28,897 He died in a car accident instead. 367 00:20:28,939 --> 00:20:30,947 Because I hadn't worried about that one enough. 368 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,530 You know, there weren't that many people at the orgy. Just... 369 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,659 so... 370 00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,119 Anyway... 371 00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:42,238 there was something about this man... 372 00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:45,441 this boy... 373 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,067 I knew right away I could tell him stuff like that. 374 00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:14,596 - Fuck. - Go around! 375 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,878 Oh. 376 00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:24,637 - _ - Oh, my fucking God. 377 00:21:24,686 --> 00:21:28,101 _ 378 00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:34,210 Oh, yeah. 379 00:22:20,387 --> 00:22:21,918 Just call that number 380 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,493 and whatever stories you want to share, 381 00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:25,382 I'm here to listen to all of them. Thank you. 382 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,152 Have a good one. I appreciate your time. 383 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,070 Yeah, I'm-I'm not surprised you're having a hard time 384 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,791 'cause, this-this sign sucks. 385 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,044 Hey, you dirty bitch, 386 00:22:34,072 --> 00:22:36,374 I got a sex study for you right here, huh? 387 00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,319 Is it having sex or just talking about it? 388 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,663 You want to talk about dicks? 389 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,223 Does fingering count? 390 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:43,084 - Jesus. - I just need people. 391 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,065 Like, real people. 392 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,845 Maize, sweetie, this is our newest runaway. 393 00:22:50,915 --> 00:22:53,147 What, are you joining the circus or something? 394 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,610 You're lost. 395 00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:04,349 Here. 396 00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:06,112 Aw, are those for me? 397 00:23:06,483 --> 00:23:08,008 Thank you. 398 00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,541 - More? Thank you. - ♪ O say does that ♪ 399 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,381 ♪ Star-spangled ♪ 400 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:16,395 ♪ Banner yet wave ♪ 401 00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,288 ♪ O'er the land ♪ 402 00:23:18,408 --> 00:23:20,710 ♪ Of the free ♪ 403 00:23:20,806 --> 00:23:22,765 ♪ And the home ♪ 404 00:23:22,821 --> 00:23:25,793 ♪ Of the brave ♪ 405 00:23:25,889 --> 00:23:28,335 Wow. 406 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,632 You're really pretty. 407 00:23:47,032 --> 00:23:48,333 Thank you. 408 00:23:49,257 --> 00:23:50,642 I feel like you don't know that. 409 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,148 That I'm pretty? 410 00:23:57,809 --> 00:23:59,614 You have to fall for yourself first. 411 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,131 Mm. Mm-hmm. 412 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,326 You have to get up every morning, 413 00:24:05,647 --> 00:24:07,339 look in the mirror, 414 00:24:07,435 --> 00:24:09,407 every morning... 415 00:24:10,378 --> 00:24:12,297 and you got to say, 416 00:24:12,393 --> 00:24:14,138 "Good morning, 417 00:24:14,234 --> 00:24:17,140 you pretty, pretty girl." 418 00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:28,657 ♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪ 419 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:31,202 ♪ Dreadful sorry, Clementine ♪ 420 00:24:31,281 --> 00:24:34,675 ♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪ 421 00:24:34,728 --> 00:24:37,990 ♪ Dreadful sorry, Clementine ♪ 422 00:24:43,457 --> 00:24:45,547 ♪ Sometimes I feel ♪ 423 00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:48,311 ♪ Life is just a rodeo ♪ 424 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,918 ♪ The trick is to ride ♪ 425 00:24:51,013 --> 00:24:53,776 ♪ And make it to the bell ♪ 426 00:24:54,870 --> 00:25:00,031 ♪ But there is a place, sweet as you will ever know ♪ 427 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,839 ♪ In music and love ♪ 428 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:05,428 ♪ And things you never tell ♪ 429 00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:08,401 ♪ You see it in their face ♪ 430 00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:11,681 ♪ Secrets on the telephone ♪ 431 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:14,097 ♪ And time out of time ♪ 432 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,061 ♪ For you and no one else ♪ 433 00:25:18,234 --> 00:25:22,118 ♪ Hey, let's go all over the world ♪ 434 00:25:22,826 --> 00:25:27,628 ♪ Rock and roll girls, rock and roll girls ♪ 435 00:25:27,934 --> 00:25:31,143 ♪ Oh, yeah, ah, hey ♪ 436 00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:34,283 ♪ Let's go all over the world ♪ 437 00:25:34,475 --> 00:25:37,082 ♪ Rock and roll girls ♪ 438 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:40,046 ♪ Rock and roll girls, all right... ♪ 439 00:25:40,078 --> 00:25:41,691 Hey, Gia, it's Jack. 440 00:25:41,779 --> 00:25:43,808 Uh, please pick up your phone 441 00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:45,557 'cause I'd really like to talk to you. 442 00:25:45,618 --> 00:25:47,779 Really need to see you again. 443 00:25:55,152 --> 00:25:57,264 ♪ If I had my way ♪ 444 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,225 ♪ I'd shuffle off to Buffalo ♪ 445 00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:03,191 ♪ Sit by the lake ♪ 446 00:26:03,287 --> 00:26:05,972 ♪ And watch the world go by ♪ 447 00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:08,514 ♪ Ladies in the sun ♪ 448 00:26:08,805 --> 00:26:11,421 ♪ Listenin' to the radio ♪ 449 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:14,376 ♪ Like flowers on the sand ♪ 450 00:26:14,455 --> 00:26:17,158 ♪ The rainbow in my mind ♪ 451 00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:58,308 ♪ I don't know when ♪ 452 00:26:59,228 --> 00:27:01,535 ♪ I don't know where ♪ 453 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,748 ♪ I fell in love with you ♪ 454 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:06,775 ♪ In love with you ♪ 455 00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:10,851 ♪ I don't know how ♪ 456 00:27:11,437 --> 00:27:13,585 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 457 00:27:13,886 --> 00:27:16,344 ♪ Fell in love with you ♪ 458 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,195 ♪ In love with you... ♪ 459 00:27:20,518 --> 00:27:21,986 Can I help you with something? 460 00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:25,071 Yeah, I, uh, I think I have a fever. 461 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,206 Did you check your temperature? 462 00:27:27,443 --> 00:27:29,351 No. Do you sell thermometers? 463 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:30,810 We're out. 464 00:27:30,957 --> 00:27:32,539 But I can check it for you. 465 00:27:33,189 --> 00:27:35,932 Uh, yeah, that'd be great, thank you. 466 00:27:37,244 --> 00:27:38,515 Oh. 467 00:27:40,495 --> 00:27:42,755 ♪ You let me in... ♪ 468 00:27:42,893 --> 00:27:45,031 Ooh! Yikes. 469 00:27:45,253 --> 00:27:47,074 - Sorry. - Oh... 470 00:27:47,856 --> 00:27:49,155 Thermometer? 471 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,752 Oh, yeah. 472 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,180 ♪ That's the price you pay ♪ 473 00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:56,560 Ah. Aha. 474 00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:58,638 Mm. 475 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,460 Nope. 98.6. 476 00:28:03,999 --> 00:28:05,689 - Huh? - You're right on the money. 477 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,665 So weird. 478 00:28:08,505 --> 00:28:10,082 Well, what are you feeling? 479 00:28:10,345 --> 00:28:13,332 Um, I don't know, just, my chest is sore, 480 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,467 I've got, like, a hot thing going on. 481 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,153 And you know when your mouth gets like... 482 00:28:18,181 --> 00:28:20,147 saliva-y, 'cause you feel like you're gonna puke? 483 00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:22,218 Your chest is sore or, like... 484 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,496 your breasts? 485 00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:29,587 I guess my breasts, but, like, same thing? 486 00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:31,910 Any chance you could be pregnant? 487 00:28:31,931 --> 00:28:33,807 - Pregnant? No. God, no. - Delivery! 488 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,550 - Thanks, Gladys. - Here you go. 489 00:28:36,012 --> 00:28:37,348 Have a good one. 490 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,511 No, there's no way. I... 491 00:28:39,532 --> 00:28:40,987 The last time I had sex, the condom fell off, 492 00:28:41,015 --> 00:28:43,058 but I took a Plan B, so there's... 493 00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:45,158 All I know is, every time I get pregnant, 494 00:28:45,284 --> 00:28:46,747 sore boobies tipped me off. 495 00:28:47,307 --> 00:28:48,685 How many times is that? 496 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:50,155 Four. 497 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,408 That's impressive. 498 00:28:54,479 --> 00:28:56,844 No. Five. 499 00:28:58,048 --> 00:28:59,657 Five. 500 00:29:12,694 --> 00:29:15,133 Oh, just look at the fucking test. 501 00:29:58,517 --> 00:29:59,664 Hello? 502 00:29:59,755 --> 00:30:01,120 Uh. Hi. 503 00:30:01,162 --> 00:30:02,666 My friend gave me this number. 504 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,933 - You're looking for stories? - Yeah. 505 00:30:05,479 --> 00:30:07,660 A friend of mine texted me a picture of your sign. 506 00:30:07,669 --> 00:30:09,733 Said you're looking for people in love triangles. 507 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,581 Yeah, I am, um... 508 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:15,170 I've got kind of a fucked-up story. 509 00:30:15,226 --> 00:30:17,643 Well, I dig fucked up. 510 00:30:17,644 --> 00:30:19,782 - What's your name? - Kim. 511 00:30:20,046 --> 00:30:22,152 No way, that's my mother's name. How crazy. 512 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:24,769 Really? That's like, that's like, kind of kismet. 513 00:30:25,238 --> 00:30:28,079 - Uh-huh. - So I, um, 514 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,635 I'm sort of having an affair with my step-dad. 515 00:30:32,955 --> 00:30:34,590 Oh. 516 00:30:34,686 --> 00:30:36,279 Oh, when did it start? 517 00:30:36,331 --> 00:30:39,025 Oh. Fuck. I was, like, 16. 518 00:30:40,478 --> 00:30:42,997 - Uh-huh. - I mean, that's when we fell in love. 519 00:30:43,046 --> 00:30:45,508 But, like, nothing happened until, um... 520 00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:47,894 He told me he wanted to wait until I was 18. 521 00:30:50,059 --> 00:30:51,840 Okay. Um... 522 00:30:53,023 --> 00:30:54,730 Uh, how old are you now? 523 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,997 Twenty-one. 524 00:30:56,116 --> 00:30:58,411 Twenty-one. Wow. It's been going on this whole time? 525 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:02,945 Kim? 526 00:31:02,959 --> 00:31:05,492 Oh, sorry. I-I thought I heard my mom come in. 527 00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:07,227 Oh. 528 00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:10,851 Um, yeah. The whole time. It's been... 529 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,583 I know this is gross. 530 00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:15,171 - No, God, it's not gross at all. - It's just... 531 00:31:15,294 --> 00:31:16,730 what we have is beautiful. 532 00:31:16,826 --> 00:31:20,069 Well, look, I would love to hear the whole story. 533 00:31:20,384 --> 00:31:22,791 Is there any way we can do it in person? 534 00:31:24,802 --> 00:31:26,919 Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 535 00:31:27,007 --> 00:31:29,044 Where-where exactly are you? 536 00:31:29,114 --> 00:31:31,116 So, I'm in... 537 00:31:33,821 --> 00:31:35,278 Kim? 538 00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,150 Kim? 539 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,794 Hello? 540 00:31:39,829 --> 00:31:41,282 Fuck. 541 00:31:42,646 --> 00:31:44,916 Kim? Hey, can you hear me? 542 00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:47,089 Hello? 543 00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:52,023 Kim? 544 00:31:52,093 --> 00:31:54,288 I'm in... I'm in... 545 00:31:55,102 --> 00:31:56,894 Fuck! 546 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,273 Fuck. 547 00:32:14,097 --> 00:32:15,594 This is Rody. Leave a message 548 00:32:15,622 --> 00:32:16,945 and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 549 00:32:16,994 --> 00:32:18,540 Hey, it's Gia. 550 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,436 Look, I wanted to talk to you about... 551 00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:24,242 about maybe getting more money. 552 00:32:51,947 --> 00:32:53,915 Hello? Kim? 553 00:32:54,117 --> 00:32:55,840 Yes. Hi. 554 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:59,653 I'm starting to feel stupid for calling you. 555 00:33:00,099 --> 00:33:03,685 Honestly, I'm just... feeling lonely. 556 00:33:03,721 --> 00:33:07,743 You know, I am honestly feeling pretty lonely, too. 557 00:33:07,758 --> 00:33:09,868 It's... getting really dark. 558 00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:12,563 Sometimes I feel... like... 559 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,706 I don't want to go on. 560 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,569 Wait, wait, hold on, Kim. 561 00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:18,449 Do not do anything to hurt yourself. 562 00:33:20,242 --> 00:33:22,035 I just... 563 00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:23,942 don't think that I can keep... 564 00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,840 Yeah, you can. 565 00:33:25,884 --> 00:33:28,420 I've been where you are. Just wait, okay? 566 00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:29,788 I'm coming to you. 567 00:33:29,828 --> 00:33:31,621 - Darling, you out there? - Okay. 568 00:33:31,686 --> 00:33:33,449 Promise me. 569 00:33:33,809 --> 00:33:35,339 - There she is. - Yes. 570 00:33:35,401 --> 00:33:37,010 - Doctor. - Babe. 571 00:33:37,097 --> 00:33:38,994 I promise. 572 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:44,776 Okay, he hasn't touched me in three months. 573 00:33:44,804 --> 00:33:47,225 It'll be three months in 17 days. I have a calendar. 574 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,327 - Oh, awful. - I'll tell y'all this though... 575 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:52,782 that SOB has 17 days left to touch me or I am leaving. 576 00:33:52,887 --> 00:33:55,283 - Yes. - On the nose? 577 00:33:55,528 --> 00:33:57,129 It's been too long already. 578 00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:58,843 - On the nose. - Bless you. 579 00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,820 - 17 days and I'm done. - Bless you. 580 00:34:00,881 --> 00:34:03,348 - Done. - Yeah. Good. 581 00:34:03,901 --> 00:34:05,246 Good. Good. 582 00:34:05,298 --> 00:34:07,117 Gia? Gia? 583 00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:09,252 So, um, the other thing about Jeff 584 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,070 is he loves it when I put my finger in his butt. 585 00:34:11,114 --> 00:34:12,277 - Oh. Oh, okay. - Do you think that means 586 00:34:12,305 --> 00:34:13,907 - he's a little gay? - No, no, no, you're fine. 587 00:34:13,949 --> 00:34:15,071 - Are you sure? - You're totally... I promise. 588 00:34:15,099 --> 00:34:16,370 - Yeah, you're good. Don't worry. - 'Cause I just... 589 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,501 - It's normal. - Okay. 590 00:34:17,563 --> 00:34:20,136 Yeah. 591 00:34:21,536 --> 00:34:23,177 Shit. 592 00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:30,087 _ 593 00:34:38,058 --> 00:34:39,184 Kim? 594 00:34:39,297 --> 00:34:40,801 I... That's, that's so wild. 595 00:34:40,843 --> 00:34:42,355 I was actually just about to call you. 596 00:34:42,886 --> 00:34:44,607 It's happening! I'm getting my ducks in a row 597 00:34:44,608 --> 00:34:46,475 and I am coming to see you. 598 00:34:46,524 --> 00:34:47,742 Oh, my God! Thank you. 599 00:34:47,763 --> 00:34:49,771 That makes me really happy. 600 00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:51,401 - Hey. Scuse me. - Hey. How are ya? 601 00:34:51,443 --> 00:34:55,270 Good, thanks. Um, I need to sell a van. 602 00:34:56,853 --> 00:34:58,689 Can't wait for you to see Whitefish. 603 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,470 I still can't effing believe you live in Whitefish. 604 00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:04,741 Where should we meet? 605 00:35:04,785 --> 00:35:06,884 Do you know that sushi spot in town? 606 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,480 - Wasabi? - Yeah. 607 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:11,668 Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Be there in five. 608 00:35:11,729 --> 00:35:13,950 Oh, perfect! Okay, great. See you soon. 609 00:35:18,997 --> 00:35:22,408 ♪ I been searching for something... ♪ 610 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,146 Drink for you. 611 00:35:25,198 --> 00:35:26,867 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 612 00:35:27,814 --> 00:35:30,762 Oh, I am so sorry. I c... I'm-I'm pregnant. 613 00:35:30,788 --> 00:35:32,599 - I can't even drink this. Um... - Congrats. 614 00:35:33,316 --> 00:35:34,978 Thank you. Uh, can I get 615 00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:36,631 maybe, like, a green tea or something? 616 00:35:36,683 --> 00:35:38,319 - Yes, of course. - Thanks. 617 00:35:38,398 --> 00:35:39,946 Um, and this, too. 618 00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:48,667 ♪ Spent a lifetime searching for it... ♪ 619 00:35:55,428 --> 00:35:57,641 You know, I had a whole, 620 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,557 like, a whole speech planned. 621 00:35:59,801 --> 00:36:02,435 And now I don't know what to even think. 622 00:36:02,488 --> 00:36:04,279 The fuck are you doing here? 623 00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:06,423 You know... 624 00:36:06,939 --> 00:36:08,453 O-Oh, my God. You're Kim. 625 00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:10,386 - No, Kim's... - You are fucking Kim. 626 00:36:10,526 --> 00:36:13,298 - I can see you're gonna get mad. - Oh, my... oh, my God. 627 00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,509 Oh, my God, dude. 628 00:36:15,866 --> 00:36:17,888 What the fuck? 629 00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:19,497 - What the actual fuck? - Well, hold on. 630 00:36:19,528 --> 00:36:20,862 Hold on. Look, relax. Just... 631 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,317 - Can you just give me... - No, I'm not gonna rela... 632 00:36:22,367 --> 00:36:23,835 I sold my fucking RV 633 00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:25,515 so that I could come and, like, get a plane ticket 634 00:36:25,522 --> 00:36:27,082 - to meet her here ASAP! - I understand. I'm sorry! 635 00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:28,132 But you wouldn't call me back. Was I... 636 00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:29,392 There's a reason for that! 637 00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:30,546 What the fuck?! 638 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,169 - Look, just give me a minute here. Stop. - God, you're such a creep. 639 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,829 - Just... Stop it! - Oh, my God, you're a sociopath! 640 00:36:33,852 --> 00:36:34,977 - Come on! Ow! - Get off of me! 641 00:36:34,999 --> 00:36:36,041 Let me explain something to you. 642 00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:37,524 Ow! 643 00:36:37,546 --> 00:36:39,007 - Whew! Ow. - Get off of me. 644 00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:40,620 Look, you're the one! 645 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,110 - Hey. - Hi. 646 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,647 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, she's good. 647 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,026 Stop. 648 00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:53,873 No. Stop. 649 00:36:53,926 --> 00:36:55,264 What the fuck, man? 650 00:36:56,059 --> 00:36:57,433 Dude. 651 00:36:57,511 --> 00:36:59,462 Like, this is so uncool. 652 00:37:03,712 --> 00:37:05,949 - What are you doing? - I'm fucking hungry! 653 00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:10,665 ♪ Let me burn at the stake... ♪ 654 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,428 We're all right. 655 00:37:14,268 --> 00:37:16,171 No! No! 656 00:37:16,423 --> 00:37:19,641 ♪ Shoot me down and leave me here ♪ 657 00:37:24,931 --> 00:37:27,695 ♪ Let me burn at the stake ♪ 658 00:37:29,962 --> 00:37:31,690 You know... 659 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,048 You're just... 660 00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:36,358 ♪ Lay me in the ground ♪ 661 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,064 You're fucking nuts, you know that? 662 00:37:38,331 --> 00:37:39,793 - Mm. - Nuts. Nutso. 663 00:37:39,849 --> 00:37:41,535 - Cuckoo. Crazy. - Yeah, I'm nuts. 664 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,488 - I'm fucking nuts. - Yeah. 665 00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:47,420 My entire fucking life is this book. 666 00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:50,408 Everything. And you have me running around the country 667 00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:51,961 chasing imaginary people? 668 00:37:52,297 --> 00:37:53,557 And then you say I'm nuts? 669 00:37:53,753 --> 00:37:56,762 Doesn't some part of you just, you know, think, 670 00:37:56,797 --> 00:37:59,931 - "Wow, this guy must really like me"? - No. 671 00:38:00,728 --> 00:38:03,055 - No. - Well, that was the fucking intention. 672 00:38:03,177 --> 00:38:05,845 - Kim thought it was super romantic. - Oh. Well... 673 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,316 fuck Kim. 674 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:10,273 - You know, fuck you and fuck Kim. - Gosh. 675 00:38:12,002 --> 00:38:13,002 Yeah. 676 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,167 I am nuts. 677 00:38:14,303 --> 00:38:15,303 Can I help you? 678 00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:16,861 Would you like to join the conversation? 679 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:19,455 - Uh... - I am fucking insane. 680 00:38:19,682 --> 00:38:22,009 And if everything you loved died before you were, like, 681 00:38:22,044 --> 00:38:23,829 an actual fucking adult, you would be, too. 682 00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:25,796 I am someone who literally... I don't give a fuck. 683 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,699 I do not give two flying fucks, 684 00:38:27,748 --> 00:38:29,952 and I will never fucking apologize to you. 685 00:38:32,231 --> 00:38:34,552 ♪ Playin' my guitar... ♪ 686 00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:37,977 I didn't hear from you, 687 00:38:38,187 --> 00:38:39,509 and... 688 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,280 I'm-I'm wrong... 689 00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:46,029 ... about a lot of things. 690 00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:50,220 But I'm not... I'm not wrong that this is right. 691 00:38:50,941 --> 00:38:54,624 ♪ I've seen you do everything you do... ♪ 692 00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:56,303 Well... 693 00:38:56,399 --> 00:38:58,221 ♪ Make it harder on... ♪ 694 00:38:59,547 --> 00:39:01,296 I don't want the distraction. 695 00:39:07,824 --> 00:39:09,483 Gia, I'm sorry. 696 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,903 I'm so sorry. I'm not trying to fuck anything up for you. 697 00:39:13,946 --> 00:39:16,465 - Get up. What... - I am sorry. 698 00:39:17,234 --> 00:39:18,940 Don't ever forgive me. 699 00:39:20,313 --> 00:39:21,727 Just... 700 00:39:22,246 --> 00:39:23,899 Just have sex with me. 701 00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:27,039 I've come all this way. 702 00:39:32,056 --> 00:39:35,997 ♪ Seen you do everything you do ♪ 703 00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:37,832 ♪ Make it harder on ♪ 704 00:39:39,949 --> 00:39:41,768 Yeah. Yeah. 705 00:39:41,794 --> 00:39:43,639 Oh. My God. 706 00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,739 What? 707 00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:15,197 What? 708 00:40:16,238 --> 00:40:17,541 It's just... 709 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,902 - What? - Nothing. 710 00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:21,826 Just, orgasms, man. 711 00:40:23,366 --> 00:40:25,464 - What? - They're just, they're just fucking ridiculous. 712 00:40:25,569 --> 00:40:27,625 Like... 713 00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:29,155 Like, the moment it's over, 714 00:40:29,671 --> 00:40:31,430 I'm like... 715 00:40:31,535 --> 00:40:33,625 what kind of fucking psycho am I, really? 716 00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:36,196 What am I? 717 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,219 See, some guy once said, like, 718 00:40:40,685 --> 00:40:43,062 it's like the smell of ketchup, like, after a burger? 719 00:40:43,123 --> 00:40:45,441 You know, it's like, ew, get that fucking shit away from me. 720 00:40:46,971 --> 00:40:48,502 Stupid. 721 00:40:58,604 --> 00:41:00,275 Mm. 722 00:41:00,765 --> 00:41:02,024 I'm pregnant. 723 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,806 Well, shit. That was fast. 724 00:41:04,841 --> 00:41:06,433 No, for real. 725 00:41:08,585 --> 00:41:09,940 What do you mean? 726 00:41:11,943 --> 00:41:13,832 Uh, that I'm pregnant. 727 00:41:14,899 --> 00:41:17,409 - Like, seriously? - Yeah, from that night in New York, 728 00:41:17,423 --> 00:41:19,060 with the lost condom. 729 00:41:21,901 --> 00:41:23,209 Oh. 730 00:41:24,678 --> 00:41:26,106 Yeah. 731 00:41:32,929 --> 00:41:34,223 Well... 732 00:41:34,377 --> 00:41:36,700 I don't know what your intentions are. 733 00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:40,702 But if it were... 734 00:41:42,395 --> 00:41:44,830 If it were up to me, I'd have a baby with you. 735 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:48,284 - What? - Like, seriously. 736 00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:51,739 - Oh, my God. - I'm not kidding, man. 737 00:41:51,853 --> 00:41:53,934 I liked you the moment that I saw you 738 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,173 - watching porn in the bar. - You're insane. You're insane. 739 00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:57,747 A lot. 740 00:41:57,887 --> 00:42:00,319 I knew that I had to come out here and do 741 00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:03,651 this crazy thing because I knew that, like, if you... 742 00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,100 If I didn't get to you soon, 743 00:42:06,415 --> 00:42:08,802 you know, that you were gonna fall in love with some... 744 00:42:09,283 --> 00:42:12,478 ... like a carnie or, like, rodeo clown. 745 00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:15,129 I'm serious. 746 00:42:15,544 --> 00:42:17,590 You know, you make me want to go to the Baby GAP. 747 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:20,031 - Oh! - And get baby onesies. 748 00:42:20,115 --> 00:42:21,754 - Shh! - And wash them with warm water. 749 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,211 - Stop talking. - And organic detergent. 750 00:42:24,238 --> 00:42:25,917 Mmm. 751 00:42:28,655 --> 00:42:30,797 I know. 752 00:42:34,899 --> 00:42:37,493 Gia, you don't have to be alone anymore. 753 00:42:43,192 --> 00:42:44,521 Mm... 754 00:42:45,213 --> 00:42:47,131 You can't promise me that. 755 00:42:52,122 --> 00:42:53,679 I just did. 756 00:42:55,647 --> 00:42:58,166 I'm just gonna keep on doing it until... 757 00:42:59,503 --> 00:43:01,193 ... you believe it. 758 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:19,803 Ow. 759 00:44:19,946 --> 00:44:21,837 Fuck. 760 00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:06,499 Fuck. 761 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,571 Fuck. 762 00:47:21,614 --> 00:47:23,527 Hey, how's that group thing going? 763 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,004 Um... 764 00:47:25,017 --> 00:47:26,582 It's good actually, really good. 765 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:28,408 I think I found my first subject. 766 00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:30,133 - For the book. Yeah. - Oh, that's great news. 767 00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:32,092 - Yeah, who? - Lina. 768 00:47:32,713 --> 00:47:34,124 Lina? 769 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:35,582 Yeah, your patient Lina. 770 00:47:35,643 --> 00:47:37,628 My patient? No... 771 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,703 - Are you sure? - Mm-hmm. 772 00:47:42,789 --> 00:47:44,492 Lina? 773 00:47:44,587 --> 00:47:47,791 ♪ Sweet as you will ever know... ♪ 774 00:47:48,814 --> 00:47:50,651 Because at length, the lover leaves, 775 00:47:50,703 --> 00:47:52,698 or someone loses interest. 776 00:47:52,950 --> 00:47:55,679 But the tender moments of anticipation remain. 777 00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:58,275 Like the way Lina can more easily remember 778 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,102 the beauty of snow falling than the gray slush that lingers. 779 00:48:03,116 --> 00:48:05,140 ♪ Time out of time... ♪ 780 00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:08,423 More easily remember the beauty of snow falling 781 00:48:08,476 --> 00:48:11,432 than the wet end of winter. 782 00:48:13,926 --> 00:48:15,815 Gia, thank you for coming. 783 00:48:26,163 --> 00:48:28,233 That's impressive. 784 00:48:31,052 --> 00:48:32,741 I was pregnant last week. 785 00:48:33,229 --> 00:48:35,346 - You... What now, honey? - Mm. 786 00:48:36,063 --> 00:48:38,180 Yeah, I lost the baby in a motel room. 787 00:48:39,196 --> 00:48:41,418 I had no idea. I didn't know you had a partner. 788 00:48:41,496 --> 00:48:44,149 Oh, I don't. No, no. There's... 789 00:48:44,652 --> 00:48:47,745 the dad or whatever. 790 00:48:47,773 --> 00:48:49,690 He was a guy that I liked, but... 791 00:48:49,732 --> 00:48:51,005 it's over, I mean... 792 00:48:51,174 --> 00:48:53,245 it would've been a total disaster anyway. 793 00:48:54,650 --> 00:48:56,092 It's weird. 794 00:48:59,086 --> 00:49:00,668 Gia? 795 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,503 - Oh, no. I'm-I'm fine. It's like... - Okay. 796 00:49:03,811 --> 00:49:05,204 Come here. 797 00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,394 It's a real thing. 798 00:49:11,045 --> 00:49:13,054 You lost a family member. 799 00:49:15,174 --> 00:49:16,343 And no one could see it, 800 00:49:16,357 --> 00:49:18,267 so no one else thinks it's real. I know it. 801 00:49:18,281 --> 00:49:20,770 I know it, I know it. It's okay. 802 00:49:24,182 --> 00:49:25,826 I know. 803 00:49:27,768 --> 00:49:29,363 Okay. 804 00:49:29,876 --> 00:49:33,192 I'm telling you, it's this place. 805 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,569 I'm sorry, I haven't really... 806 00:49:36,623 --> 00:49:38,423 - you know... - Yeah. 807 00:49:39,717 --> 00:49:41,414 - Sorry. - No, don't be sorry. 808 00:49:41,449 --> 00:49:43,067 Are, are you kidding? 809 00:49:43,338 --> 00:49:46,138 I-I didn't just go nutso over Aiden today. 810 00:49:46,181 --> 00:49:50,170 I mean, like, it didn't come from nowhere. 'Cause... tomorrow. 811 00:49:50,171 --> 00:49:51,473 - What's tomorrow? - It's... 812 00:49:51,494 --> 00:49:52,864 Remember, I gave myself the deadline? 813 00:49:52,892 --> 00:49:55,558 It'll be three months tomorrow. If Ed didn't touch me, I'd leave? 814 00:49:55,691 --> 00:49:57,916 Yeah. Are you gonna, are you gonna leave? 815 00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:00,267 I mean, like... 816 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,059 Where am I going? 817 00:50:02,128 --> 00:50:03,549 Yeah. 818 00:50:03,976 --> 00:50:06,864 You know, I have the nicest house out of all the girls I grew up with. 819 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,296 So if I leave... 820 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:11,896 If I want more... 821 00:50:12,016 --> 00:50:14,028 But like, but, like... 822 00:50:14,089 --> 00:50:16,249 This is like... 823 00:50:16,276 --> 00:50:17,885 ... the first thing that's made me feel like 824 00:50:17,937 --> 00:50:19,704 I could breathe in years. This man. 825 00:50:19,774 --> 00:50:20,972 - _ - Yeah. 826 00:50:20,999 --> 00:50:22,136 - Sorry. - What is happening? 827 00:50:22,158 --> 00:50:23,760 - Oh, my God. Whoa, dude! - Tell me everything. 828 00:50:23,823 --> 00:50:25,278 I'm not saying any more about me 829 00:50:25,306 --> 00:50:27,286 till you start saying something about you. 830 00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:29,616 Um... 831 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,227 Uh, I don't know what to say. 832 00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:35,927 Uh, for the last decade, 833 00:50:35,941 --> 00:50:37,637 everything around me has died. 834 00:50:37,803 --> 00:50:39,916 My father, mother. I mean, she was, like... 835 00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:41,623 a proper asshole, but... 836 00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:43,883 - we were still close. - Yeah. 837 00:50:44,513 --> 00:50:46,038 Mothers are a trip. 838 00:50:46,134 --> 00:50:48,052 Yes, they are. 839 00:50:50,138 --> 00:50:52,112 Yeah, I don't know. I guess, like, 840 00:50:52,762 --> 00:50:54,401 I was just excited, you know? 841 00:50:54,882 --> 00:50:56,204 'Cause there was, like... 842 00:50:57,142 --> 00:50:59,458 Like, having something grow inside of me and... 843 00:51:01,256 --> 00:51:03,419 Whatever, but nothing I love ever lives, 844 00:51:03,468 --> 00:51:05,599 so it's not like I was shocked. 845 00:51:05,634 --> 00:51:08,249 - Honey, you know that's not true. - Oh, shh. 846 00:51:09,911 --> 00:51:11,644 My God, Lina. 847 00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:13,524 You're, like... 848 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:15,250 Wha... ? 849 00:51:15,544 --> 00:51:18,194 You're beautiful, you're so stunning. 850 00:51:18,203 --> 00:51:20,416 - You have to get out of Indiana. - Uh-uh. 851 00:51:21,273 --> 00:51:22,979 Come here. 852 00:51:24,728 --> 00:51:27,727 - Perfect. Okay, stay there. - Okay. 853 00:51:27,797 --> 00:51:31,112 Holy fuck, you're gorgeous! 854 00:51:35,616 --> 00:51:37,838 - Thank you. Okay. - Okay, ready? 855 00:51:37,899 --> 00:51:39,246 Oh, gosh, okay. 856 00:51:39,274 --> 00:51:41,108 - Just be you. - Okay. 857 00:51:41,204 --> 00:51:43,259 Okay, give me, like, your best, like... 858 00:51:43,338 --> 00:51:45,174 - like, pout face. - Oh. 859 00:51:45,297 --> 00:51:47,099 Like, the duck lips. 860 00:51:47,248 --> 00:51:51,137 Yes, oh, my God! Wow! Look pissed. 861 00:51:51,205 --> 00:51:52,826 Okay. 862 00:51:52,921 --> 00:51:54,723 No, like, like I'm, like, Aiden's wife. 863 00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:59,367 Okay, now look like Aiden's gonna eat you out. 864 00:51:59,405 --> 00:52:01,090 Yes! You can do it. 865 00:52:01,107 --> 00:52:02,452 Come on, I want to see your face. 866 00:52:02,473 --> 00:52:04,994 I want to know what it's like. Show me. 867 00:52:05,293 --> 00:52:08,398 Yes! Oh, my God, Lina! 868 00:52:10,606 --> 00:52:13,103 You're just, you're such a pretty, pretty girl. 869 00:52:13,313 --> 00:52:15,307 - Oh, my God. - Thank you. 870 00:52:15,377 --> 00:52:17,590 You're so beautiful happy. 871 00:52:18,587 --> 00:52:21,010 You deserve to be happy, too, you know, little girl. 872 00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:24,687 I'm fine. 873 00:52:25,868 --> 00:52:27,447 Lina? 874 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,914 Can I please tell your love story to the world? 875 00:52:31,098 --> 00:52:33,328 Because it's, like, such a wonderful love story. 876 00:52:33,459 --> 00:52:35,365 And I promise, like, I'll... 877 00:52:35,584 --> 00:52:38,007 Just, would you consider it? 878 00:52:39,205 --> 00:52:42,477 - Heck, honey, it'd be my pleasure. - Really? 879 00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:44,527 For real? 880 00:52:45,005 --> 00:52:46,527 Oh, my God, I'll change your name, 881 00:52:46,544 --> 00:52:48,351 - I will do, I'll do everything... - I'm so tired of everyone 882 00:52:48,352 --> 00:52:50,226 telling me to keep this to myself. 883 00:52:51,722 --> 00:52:54,521 I want you to use my name. 884 00:52:55,317 --> 00:52:58,064 Say my fucking name! 885 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:05,113 Oh, my God! 886 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:15,054 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -