1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 3 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,814 Y'all already know what the fuck time it is! 4 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,338 It's Grodius Maximus from GWAR! 5 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,210 We're here jacking off in my mom's room today. 6 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:37,950 Check her out. 7 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,822 'Cause I'd be liking to jack off doing some jackoff stuff 8 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:42,302 in here, if you know what I be sizzlin' and sayin'. 9 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,392 Ha ha ha! The craziest thing happened last week. 10 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,089 That's why I got all these cameras set up. 11 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,917 'Cause nobody's ever gonna believe me. 12 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,658 Also, I'm borrowing my mom's butt boy. 13 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:50,963 His name's Frugal Boots, 14 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,139 and he's gonna document the whole thing. 15 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:53,705 Fuck you, Frugal Boots! 16 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,837 Let's go over to this magical altar right here. 17 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,622 If I take any of these drawings 18 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,015 that I did when I was a little kid 19 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,756 and I ejaculate right onto the drawing, 20 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,496 the fucking thing comes to life! 21 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,629 I will jack these pictures off into fucking existence! 22 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,763 Oh, what about this hot dog? You guys want to see that? 23 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,242 Yeah! 24 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:11,984 Watch this. Mmm. Yeah. Let me get... 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,639 Ohh, mama's titties. And shalamazam! 26 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,295 Here we go! 27 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,992 Oh, my God! It's a fucking hot dog! 28 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,473 And it's covered in my cum. 29 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,345 That's kind of gross. I like that. 30 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,305 I'll tell you one thing I've always wanted to cum on. 31 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,090 That's my own beautiful, luscious face. 32 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,047 But I don't quite bend that way. 33 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,570 Why don't we go over to the altar? 34 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,790 We're gonna get a little drawing 35 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,009 of a miniature Goko... 36 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,707 Grodius boy. 37 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:41,101 Oh, there we go. 38 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:44,278 So get ready for action. 39 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,584 Well, I don't know. Usually something happens by now. 40 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:49,500 I don't know. Maybe I just lost my mojo, baby. 41 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,373 Huh? Oh! Oh, my God! 42 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,549 That is an evil Grodius! 43 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:55,941 Would you look at that? 44 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,857 Well, hot dog, Grodius! That's a nice pee-pee! 45 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,859 Wait. No! No, no! Don't cum on me! 46 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,644 Please! No! 47 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:05,255 Aaah! 48 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,779 Oh, yeah? Two can play at that game! 49 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:20,531 Are you boys jacking off in my room without me again? 50 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:23,839 Ooh... 51 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,380 Why, hello! 52 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,729 I am The Berserker Blothar! 53 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,993 And we are GWAR! 54 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,127 - Hey! That's us! - Yes. 55 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,347 So sit back, human filth, 56 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:57,393 and revel in the unholy horrors that we're about to show you. 57 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,359 Hello! Hemlock here! 58 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,883 And I'm Riptide! 59 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,885 Skeeto reporting for duty! 60 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:14,455 Hi! I'm Botulism. Hee-hee-hee! 61 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,981 Whoo! Hey, Riptide. What time is it? 62 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,549 Great question, Skeeto! 63 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:24,508 It's time to sing the song! 64 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:25,901 Yay! 65 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,208 Today's song is really special. 66 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,297 It's about something that happens 67 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:34,431 to everybody in the whole wide world. 68 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,737 Learning how to swim? 69 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,347 No. 70 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,740 Hmm. Body changes! 71 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,828 Well, sort of. 72 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:43,526 Oh, I know! Come here, come here, come here. 73 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,489 That's right, Botulism! 74 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,405 Today's song is about... - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 75 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:54,190 But first we need to pick a friend from the audience 76 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,061 to help us sing the song! 77 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:58,716 Hmm! 78 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,805 Me, me, me, me! 79 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,633 You. 80 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,288 You. That's right. Come on up. 81 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,159 - Yeah! - Come on up here. 82 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,640 Aah! 83 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:12,164 Welcome to "The Curious Chorus." 84 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,080 Hey. What's your blood type? 85 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,476 - Do you like to sing? - Ooh. 86 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,565 - Yeah. - I bet you do! 87 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,827 Would you like to sing along with us? 88 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,743 - Please! - Yay! 89 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,311 Oh, he said yes! 90 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,618 ♪ Flowers lose their petals ♪ 91 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,489 ♪ Waves go back to sea ♪ 92 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,230 ♪ Everything that lives and grows ♪ 93 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,232 ♪ Will one day cease to be ♪ 94 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,278 ♪ Yes, it might be painful ♪ 95 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,367 ♪ And, yes, it will be sad ♪ 96 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:43,283 ♪ So don't, don't you dare waste your last chance ♪ 97 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:46,895 ♪ Until we die, we're gonna ♪ 98 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,940 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 99 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:52,161 ♪ Life is one big party 100 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:55,077 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 101 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:57,906 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 102 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:02,650 ♪ Once we get it started, don't let the music stop ♪ 103 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:05,087 ♪ Stop, stop, stop... ♪ 104 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,441 - Hi, I'm Daisy. - Good morning. 105 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,964 Hey. What up? 106 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,748 Oh, um, I didn't know you'd be filming. 107 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,794 Oh, yeah, just a little... 108 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,057 "How It's Made" for the marketing team. 109 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,624 Sam's idea. 110 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,278 Oh, Mom, stop. 111 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,237 It's like a promo doc. Do you know what that is, dear? 112 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,240 - Yeah, I-- I do. - Is that okay? 113 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,285 Of course it's okay. 114 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:32,506 Um, actually, we're on a bit of a tight schedule, 115 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,029 so can we get this moving? 116 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,336 Oh. Of course. Yeah. 117 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:39,904 So, did you ever watch "The Curious Chorus"? 118 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:43,080 No, I'm not that old. 119 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,301 So that's the one you guys are rebooting? 120 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:49,261 Rebooting? No. We're not rebooting anything. 121 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,220 No one likes a reboot. 122 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:55,790 It's a re-imagining... for a new audience. 123 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:59,054 And the show was so popular back in the day, 124 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,186 it's poised to be a big hit. 125 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,885 We just need to get the designs right. 126 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,842 What do you mean? 127 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:08,497 Oh, we're gonna do a digital scan of the original puppets 128 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,370 and render that into 3-D images. 129 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,981 Oh, man. George isn't gonna like that. 130 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:16,114 The show was so popular. How come it only had one season? 131 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:19,553 It only neededone season. 132 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,555 No reason to bring it back, 133 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,471 especially not the way you'redoing it. 134 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:28,388 Everyone, this is George. He's in charge of the puppets. 135 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:33,349 Hey, George. Whatcha working on? 136 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:38,049 If you-- If you want to see how the scan process works, 137 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,310 I can show you. 138 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,097 Just need a place to set up. 139 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,972 Uh, there are some tables in the other room. 140 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,887 I'll show you. 141 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:52,368 Daisy, don't you have some work to be doing? 142 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,849 Yeah. Uh, sorry, guys. 143 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,112 Okay. We got this, guys. 144 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,549 Come on. Let's get to work. 145 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,905 I don't understand what the problem is. 146 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,515 Oh, shit. 147 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,821 I mean, you don't own these puppets. 148 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:14,042 - Drama. - Nobody "owns" them. 149 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,609 Oh, yes, they do! 150 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:19,656 The studio owns them! And I'm the studio! 151 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:22,703 And you, George, have two choices. 152 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,444 You can either give us the puppets, 153 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,447 we scan them, and we give them back to you... 154 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,536 or we take them up to our offices, 155 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,451 and you never see them again! 156 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,193 Okay. You sure? 157 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,501 Give me the puppets, George! 158 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,939 - Okay. - Shit. 159 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,464 Fucking guy. They're fucking puppets. 160 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,422 What the fuck is wrong with him? 161 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,468 Sam, you gotta cut this because-- I'm sorry. 162 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,818 I just went off for a minute, so we can't use this. 163 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:57,564 Yeah. Cool. Thanks, man. 164 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,305 So come check it out. 165 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:04,005 Process is pretty cool, actually. Um... 166 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:07,487 Just scan the puppets here. 167 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,749 Yeah, that's a new machine we just picked up. 168 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,100 Works great. 169 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,885 Hey, um, George, could you step away, please, 170 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,887 so he can get the backside of the puppets? 171 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,498 Thank you. 172 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:24,329 Uh, and it should be popping up on my laptop over there. 173 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,767 Uh, you see it? 174 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:31,206 Um, yo, Chris, are they supposed to look like that? 175 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:35,732 What? What happened? 176 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:41,129 - You tell me. Fix it! - Uh, it's fine. 177 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,348 We can scan it again. We can scan it again. 178 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:44,915 You're just gonna get more of the same. 179 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,482 Why? 180 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,615 Well, clearly, they don't want to be scanned. 181 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,531 You're over there plotting their demise, 182 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,184 and they're not having it. 183 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:56,666 Who the fuck are you? Geppetto? 184 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,450 Yeah, I think I just went too fast. 185 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,756 It'll take like five minutes. 186 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,584 Okay. Yeah. Do it. So do it again. 187 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,760 Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Um... 188 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,110 It's probably just a little glitch anyway. 189 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,330 - Yeah, it's no big deal. - Alright. 190 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,506 No. I trust you. You can do it. - I'm getting out of here. 191 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,769 Oh, man. It's still not looking right. 192 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,249 - Yeah. - And if you go 193 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,251 a little fast, it distorts the image a bit. 194 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,079 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 195 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,995 The only thing is, I got to go fast out of here, so... 196 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,910 - I know. - I have other meetings. 197 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:26,000 Yeah, your assistant told me five minutes max. 198 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,479 - It's fine. - We'll get you out. 199 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,133 God. This is fucking boring. 200 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,400 Restricted? I wonder why. 201 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,928 Whoa! 202 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,193 Jesus Christ! 203 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,896 Huh? Alien! 204 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,600 Whoa. 205 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,302 Is that-- That's-- 206 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,523 I think that's George's workstation. 207 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:16,267 How do you do, fine sir? Tough crowd. 208 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:20,402 Okay. Whoa. 209 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,579 Huh. Skull collection. 210 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,496 Oh, hello, kitty! Hello! 211 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,640 Man, there's a lot of stuff in here. 212 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,295 Whoa. What's this? 213 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,949 This little guy. 214 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:53,217 "My name is George, and I like toys!" 215 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,571 I see you! 216 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,618 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 217 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,272 What the fuck? 218 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:07,101 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 219 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:11,279 ♪ Once we get it started, don't let the music stop ♪ 220 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,629 ♪ Stop, stop, stop ♪ 221 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,544 ♪ Don't matter if you're poor or rich ♪ 222 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,459 - ♪ Or green - ♪ Or black and blue ♪ 223 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,678 ♪ Like mold comes for a sandwich ♪ 224 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,506 ♪ The darkness comes for you 225 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,730 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 226 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,428 ♪ Life is one big party ♪ 227 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,822 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 228 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:37,217 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 229 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,617 Is that... George? 230 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,708 Shit! 231 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,413 Ohh. You got to be kidding me. 232 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,068 What are you doing? 233 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,853 Jesus! What am Idoing? 234 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,290 What the fuck are youdoing, man? 235 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,249 Scans are done. Time to go. 236 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,425 Oh. Thank God. 237 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,517 Oh, fuck. 238 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:19,564 Actually, don't you want to get a look at the set? 239 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,438 Where is this guy taking us? 240 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,830 Can't see shit in here. 241 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,528 I think we should get out of here. 242 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,095 Hey, can we get some lights on, please? 243 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,490 Did he move the puppets over here? 244 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,404 Wow. This has all just been sitting here? 245 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,713 Well, they've been using it for storage, mostly. 246 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,542 Storage? This is fantastic! 247 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:45,025 Great production value. I love it. 248 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,896 Uh, everybody, come on. Take a puppet. 249 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,900 Uh, I'm-- I'm good. 250 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:54,381 Well, I wasn't asking. 251 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,472 You all wanted to bring back "The Curious Chorus." 252 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,039 That's what we're gonna do. 253 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:04,695 Yeah. It'll be good for the promo doc. Come on. 254 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:08,048 Ohh! 255 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,702 "Oh. Hello. How are you? 256 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,660 I'm fine. How are you?" 257 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,533 "Hey, lady. What's your name?" 258 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,668 Vanessa. 259 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,409 I mean, there's only three of us, 260 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,932 so I don't think we can do it. 261 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,543 Uh, right. Um... 262 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,936 Daisy?! 263 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,721 - Jesus Christ. - Daisy! 264 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,941 Hey. Do you remember the day you were adopted? 265 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,160 I brought you to a puppet show. - Mom, shut the fuck up. Stop. 266 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,553 What do you mean, shut the fuck-- 267 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,077 This is ridiculous. Why are we here? 268 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,643 This is not ridiculous. This is fun. 269 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,035 Daisy, put Skeeto on for me. 270 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,516 This is gonna work. I love it. 271 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,692 It's gonna be great. Come on. 272 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,868 What-- What are you waiting for? 273 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,304 Put them on. 274 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:52,832 Put... them... on. 275 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,790 Jesus. Alright. 276 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:59,360 Now, if you want to do "The Curious Chorus," 277 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,275 you got to know their best song. 278 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,799 Hang tight. I got it all cued up right here. 279 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,587 Did anybody else's puppet just move on its own?! 280 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,372 Yeah! 281 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,113 George! How do we stop it?! 282 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,550 - ♪ Will one day cease to be - George! 283 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,160 I don't want to do this anymore! 284 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,161 ♪ And, yes, it will be sad ♪ 285 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,729 ♪ So don't you dare waste your last chance ♪ 286 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,559 ♪ Until we die, we're gonna 287 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,693 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 288 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,956 - Get it off! Get it off! - ♪ Life is one big party ♪ 289 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,958 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 290 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,611 Get it off! 291 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,745 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 292 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,052 ♪ Once we get it started ♪ 293 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,358 ♪ Don't make the music stop ♪ 294 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,578 ♪ Don't matter if you're poor or rich ♪ 295 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,622 - ♪ Or green - ♪ Or black and blue ♪ 296 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,669 ♪ Like mold comes for a sandwich ♪ 297 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,323 ♪ The darkness comes for you ♪ 298 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,629 ♪ We can smoke and puff the day away ♪ 299 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,804 ♪ Go for early morning runs ♪ 300 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,156 ♪ But you will meet your maker ♪ 301 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940 ♪ Each and every one ♪ 302 00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,596 ♪ So... ♪ 303 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,254 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 304 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,430 ♪ Life is one big party ♪ 305 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,476 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 306 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,610 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 307 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,612 ♪ Once we get it started ♪ 308 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,441 ♪ Don't let the music stop ♪ 309 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,051 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 310 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,574 Ooh, O positive! 311 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,662 ♪ Life is one big party ♪ 312 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,665 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 313 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,408 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 314 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,497 ♪ Before tuberculosis ♪ 315 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,460 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 316 00:15:56,129 --> 00:16:00,349 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God! 317 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,222 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 318 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,398 What the fuck?! What the fuck?! 319 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,053 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 320 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,795 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 321 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,753 What about your little movie? 322 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,060 Wait till you see the next part. 323 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,323 ♪ Don't let the music stop ♪ 324 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:27,551 What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? 325 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,399 Hi! 326 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,580 Bye-bye, die-die! 327 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,670 Hey, handsome! Give this possum a kiss! 328 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,021 You die tonight. 329 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,894 Tonight, you die. Tonight, you die. 330 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,026 Come here! I wanna have a bite! 331 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,508 ♪ Dance, dance, dance... ♪ 332 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,384 What the fuck? Holy shit! 333 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,050 We're having fun, everybody. 334 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,661 - Get the fuck away from me. - Hey, I'm working here! 335 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,402 You're next! 336 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:39,362 Exit. Exit. Exit. Exit. There's gotta be... 337 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,328 Okay. Okay. 338 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:02,036 Stop. Stop, stop, stop! Please, please, please! 339 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,734 I'll do whatever you want. Okay? 340 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,518 No, no, no, no! 341 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,783 Run! 342 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,698 Here I come! 343 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,917 Ha ha ha! Got him! 344 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,447 Oh, my God! 345 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,234 - Up! - You got a pretty smile! 346 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,714 - Holy shit! - We're just gonna 347 00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,672 take a little off the top! 348 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,331 Here we go! 349 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,987 What the fuck? 350 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:48,038 - Mommy! - Hold him down! 351 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,435 Mommy! Mommy! 352 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,793 Face... off. 353 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,280 Hey, guys! Check this out! 354 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,065 "Dance, dance, dance." 355 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,548 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 356 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,812 Oh, yeah! You're all gonna die! 357 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,467 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 358 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,680 Let's get Salaminized. 359 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,554 Salum... mineh... 360 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,034 Minimized. Mini... 361 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:13,212 Slim. Slim. Slim? 362 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,519 - "Salaminizer"! - Cram it, Stubs! 363 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,422 Cat got your tongue? 364 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,256 Ahh! 365 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,081 No! 366 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,554 VHS Tape? 367 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:48,165 Don't look like tape. It doesn't stick to anything! 368 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:53,388 I don't understand how this is supposed to make a movie. 369 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,389 Show me the movie! 370 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:59,916 Uh, I don't know. I think maybe it goes in here? 371 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:04,094 Oh, it goes in... there? 372 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:07,271 Yeah! See? How do you push play? 373 00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:13,320 It's a double feature. 374 00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,236 Oh, no! 375 00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,763 - Action. - Alright, squad, quick update. 376 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,852 We're now 30 minutes out from the spot. 377 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:25,725 And trust me. This one's insane. - Three months ago, 378 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,640 one of our subscribers sent us a screenshot, 379 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,032 said he spotted something strange 380 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,034 in the woods near the Bulgarian border. 381 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,167 See that number right there? 382 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:34,995 That's a Soviet military code. 383 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,258 So we started digging. Old military maps. 384 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,042 Archived satellite images. 385 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,349 Forums nobody's visited since 2007. 386 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:44,918 No photos online. No roads leading to it. Nothing. 387 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:47,486 Which usually means we're about to get arrested. 388 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,399 If we're the first people inside-- and we will be-- 389 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,968 this video is gonna blow up like a fucking nuke, so... 390 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:54,884 Hit subscribe, smash that like button, 391 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,799 and come along with us! 392 00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,192 Whee-hee! 393 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:01,934 Look at this ass. 394 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:03,284 - Oh. - 395 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,155 - Like it? - So hot. 396 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:07,114 Why are you filming me all the time? 397 00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:09,290 I mean, I'm trying to do beautiful shots here. 398 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,988 - Because I love you. - Oh. That's beautiful. 399 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,604 I don't think we're walking towards the main entrance. 400 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:21,258 I think this could be, like, a secondary entrance. 401 00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:23,260 Maybe an emergency exit. 402 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,741 Slow down. Slow the fuck down! 403 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,264 Come on! 404 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,789 - Yeah. Come on. - We're almost there. 405 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,881 Remind me why I'm dating a drill sergeant. 406 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,795 Because you love suffering. 407 00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:41,931 What is that? Look at this. 408 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,542 Comrades! 409 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,067 I think we're close. 410 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,900 Idiot. 411 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:56,729 I'd have an Emmy by now. 412 00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:57,991 Ahh. 413 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:02,082 Right. Am I right? Am I right? 414 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,959 Look at that. 415 00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:11,657 Holy... 416 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,014 Okay, Maya, go down on your knees... 417 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:24,931 and make as if you were discovering it, right? 418 00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:28,195 Alright. You ready? Discover it. Discover it. 419 00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:29,979 Yes. 420 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:34,549 8-5-4, baby! Whoo! 421 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,551 - Ooh. - Oh, wow. 422 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,814 How do we get down there? 423 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:41,034 It'll be okay. 424 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,343 Okay. - Yes! 425 00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:49,172 Your turn. 426 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,306 Okay. Let's do the intro again. 427 00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:55,265 This is way creepier. 428 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,440 Let's go. 429 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,529 Alrighty, beautiful night owls. 430 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,096 Welcome to another episode of 431 00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:02,316 "Wes and Maya's Midnight Misadventure." 432 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:04,623 Tonight's special feature, we're taking you 433 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:07,582 inside a Cold War military installation 434 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,019 that hasn't been visited in at least 40 years. 435 00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:12,195 Yeah, and, folks, let me tell you. 436 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,980 If this place doesn't have at least one 437 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,723 creepy government experiment left behind, I'm blaming you. 438 00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:21,640 Oh, wow. - I knew it. 439 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,425 Come on. Don't pretend to speak Russian. 440 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:27,210 Oh, yes, indeed I do. It's written... 441 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:31,431 "Wes, you better invite Maya to dinner tonight." 442 00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:33,477 I'm gonna try to open it. 443 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,786 Fuck! 444 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,142 - Yes. - Yes. 445 00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:49,711 Good job. - Okay. 446 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,844 Alright. Getting in. 447 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:10,863 Oh, babe. Look at this. 448 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:13,300 I hate seeing things like this. 449 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,868 It's creepy. 450 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,870 Hi, baby. 451 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,656 It's the worst part. 452 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,876 Maya. Come here. 453 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,404 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 454 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,277 Yeah. 455 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:37,716 That's not terrifying at all. 456 00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:43,330 About 60 feet. 457 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:46,420 Piece of cake. Okay. Let's go. 458 00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:59,085 Ouch. 459 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,786 That's cool. 460 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:08,007 I know. 1967? 461 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:11,314 I don't think we're looking at a bunker. 462 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:14,665 I think it's more likely... - Infrastructures. 463 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,625 Yeah. Infrastructures. 464 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,671 Common center? Communication hub? 465 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,499 Oh, maybe a listening station. 466 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,154 That's right. It's a listening station! 467 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,898 "Ministry of Defense. Sector 3." 468 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:32,379 Alright. That's cool. 469 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:33,815 Thank you. 470 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:36,339 - Wow. - Oh. 471 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,428 Ay-ohh! 472 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,300 Whoo! 473 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:44,739 Alright. Next door. 474 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,002 Want me to open it? 475 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:49,526 I would like to. Let me check. 476 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:53,269 - No, no. - "Testing chamber." 477 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:55,794 I'm trusting you. 478 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,361 Ohh. 479 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:04,018 Okay. Next stop... generator. 480 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:06,195 Okay. Are you ready? - I don't know. 481 00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:09,241 Open sesame. 482 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:10,721 Action. 483 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:18,077 Aah! 484 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,558 I love you. 485 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,824 One, two, three. 486 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,740 Oh, my God. - Oh. 487 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:33,483 Oh. What? 488 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,834 Holy moly. 489 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:39,663 Oh, my God. I knew it. 490 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:43,405 Gonna clap. 491 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:47,583 Hear that, Wes? No reverb. Perfect silence. 492 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:55,417 I've never heard my voice in a place like this! 493 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,812 It's amazing. Oh, my God. It's the best. 494 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:01,771 Eee! Okay. Let me just... 495 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:05,211 "Do not remain in this area for more than 15 minutes." 496 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:07,561 Okay. I guess we'd better hurry. 497 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,215 Oh, yeah. 498 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,132 Alright, folks, so we're inside an anechoic chamber, 499 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:14,916 and engineers use room like this 500 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:17,005 to test antennas throughout the system. 501 00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:20,008 Anything that actually requires a total acoustic isolation. 502 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,010 And now, with those little microphones, 503 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,925 you'll be able to hear exactly what we hear. 504 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:26,101 Right on. 505 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,842 Right. Sound check. 506 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:31,106 Sound check. One. Two. One. Two. One. Two. 507 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,500 Alright. Alright, alright, alright. 508 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,632 Wes and Maya are in the house. 509 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,417 I think you can hear my heart. 510 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:40,768 Can you? 511 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,381 That's crazy. 512 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,428 Alright, guys. We're gonna try to switch it on. 513 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,299 It should be easy because we already opened the door. 514 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,172 Alright, alright. 515 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,914 Yellow and yellow should work. 516 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,396 Shit! Oh, my God! - Wow. That's crazy. 517 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:01,528 Alright. 518 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,577 What is that?! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 519 00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,884 Oh, fuck. 520 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,583 Did you touch anything? 521 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:16,021 No, I didn't. I didn't touch anything. 522 00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:20,068 Come on. Wait, wait. 523 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:22,853 It can't be. It can't be. It's an old door. 524 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,985 It's an old... Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 525 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,205 Let's think. Let's think. Let's think. 526 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:30,339 Let's think. 527 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:34,517 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 528 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,040 I don't have any signal. 529 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,260 Okay... 530 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:39,696 How are we gonna get out of here? 531 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:43,308 Help me. Come on. Come on. Pull it. 532 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,356 Shit! 533 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,623 There must be some kind of way. 534 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,495 You opened this door with-- with cables. 535 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,018 You must-- You must be able to reverse it! 536 00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,020 I don't know. Like, some kind of solution! 537 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:01,370 I don't know what the hell to do! 538 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:05,984 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh! 539 00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:09,857 Okay. 540 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,693 Can you hear it? 541 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:30,920 Hear what? 542 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:33,750 I can hear everything. 543 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,543 Wes? 544 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,240 Let's get our location right. 545 00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:46,894 Shh, shh! 546 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,158 Wes? 547 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,465 Shh! Please! Shh! 548 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,341 Wes... 549 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,566 Wes, please tell me... 550 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,482 It's noise. 551 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:11,658 Tell me you sent the coordinates... 552 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,618 No. No, no, no, no, no, no! 553 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:29,241 No! Stop it! Stop it! 554 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:20,421 Please stop! It has to stop! 555 00:35:20,422 --> 00:35:22,772 What the hell?! 556 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:32,086 Stop! 557 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:37,483 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! 558 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:41,008 Oh, fuck! 559 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,837 No! 560 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:47,667 No. Baby. I'm here. I'm here. 561 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:51,149 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 562 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:52,672 Oh, fuck! 563 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,299 Babe. 564 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,732 Leave me alone! 565 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:40,519 Hi, guys! How are you guys? 566 00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:43,912 It's been, uh-- Pbht! 567 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,525 I have no clue! 568 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:52,617 I think it can be, like, 16 or 17 or something like that. 569 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,228 The only thing that I know is that I'm stuck. 570 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,927 I am so fucking stuck! 571 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:02,758 There's noises everywhere. 572 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:06,284 I can hear my blood. 573 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:10,244 I can hear when I do like this with my eyes. 574 00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:15,031 This... I can hear. 575 00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,643 There's something else that I can hear. 576 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:21,647 Do you want to hear it? 577 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,692 Let me show you. 578 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:27,000 Okay. I just have to take this little microphone. 579 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:31,047 And then I put it on my belly. 580 00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:33,179 Sick, right? 581 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:48,064 I don't have anything to give to my baby. 582 00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:50,110 I don't have anything to eat. 583 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,896 How the fuck am I gonna do this? 584 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:57,596 How the fuck? 585 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:11,871 Wes. Wes! 586 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:17,659 Wes! Why don't you answer me, Wes?! 587 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:34,937 I love you. 588 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:39,072 I'm sorry. 589 00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:09,668 I love you! I love you! 590 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:19,112 Alright! We need some fucking coke on the catering table! 591 00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:21,941 And I'm not talking about cola! 592 00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:25,596 Ah! Time to act. 593 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:29,818 I'm acting like I give a shit about this whole fucking thing. 594 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,820 I am the Berserk-- Line. 595 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:34,213 I don't know. What's going on here? 596 00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:36,520 My name is-- Line! I don't know. 597 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,348 I can't remem-- I don't remember anything. 598 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,482 I haven't seen a script. The-- Line! 599 00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:46,181 Oh, yeah! We're gonna get fucked up tonight! 600 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:48,793 Hey. 601 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:51,186 Smells like a glory hole in here! 602 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:53,668 Fucking ammonia everywhere. 603 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,322 It smells like Lysol, 604 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,019 and dicks keep popping through a hole in the wall. 605 00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:58,456 What the fuck else do you call it 606 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,893 but a glory hole, Maury, huh?! 607 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:36,755 Hello, scum. It's me, Sawborg Destructo. 608 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,407 That's right. I know. 609 00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:40,628 I'm the drop-dead sexiest scumdog there is out there. 610 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,151 But enough about me. 611 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:45,633 It's our guest here. What do I call you? 612 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,549 Do I call you the Elder Gods? The Old Ones? 613 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,812 What do I call you? How do I address you? 614 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:02,868 Well. That's dumb. 615 00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:05,304 I mean, mysterious. Mysterious. Yeah. 616 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:10,310 Well, so, what's it like being an all-knowing entity? 617 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,189 Libations, you say? 618 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,235 Oh, no, I don't go for that. 619 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:25,543 If there's one thing I hate, it's liars. 620 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:30,069 Liars. Ahhh! Blblblblblb! 621 00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:17,551 So, this is the start of my student documentary project, 622 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:19,857 my life, day to day. 623 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,772 The assignment is to record my daily activities 624 00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:24,036 and organize them into a story. 625 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:26,211 My tools will be my trusty dusty 626 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:29,607 Sony compact vlog camera, which is shooting me right now. 627 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,871 And here-- drumroll, please-- 628 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:37,789 is my new expensive secret weapon. 629 00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:44,056 My new camera eyeglasses with a built-in 4K camera. 630 00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:47,363 This is so folks won't know I'm shooting them. 631 00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:50,976 So... let's get started. 632 00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,851 This is my room. 633 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:59,811 The furniture is a bit... antiquated, 634 00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:03,596 but, hey, it was included. 635 00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:06,078 A room without a view. 636 00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:09,342 But at least I have plenty of space. 637 00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:11,823 And the bathroom's right there. 638 00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:19,657 I don't want my picture took! 639 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:21,006 Ohh! 640 00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:27,186 Okay. Let's give this a shot. 641 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:37,849 Sounds like somebody is practicing. 642 00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:46,335 Oh. Hello. 643 00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:48,163 I'm Philip. 644 00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:52,124 Uh, I'm Philip. 645 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,777 I just moved into the corner room, 646 00:44:53,778 --> 00:44:55,997 so I guess we're neighbors. 647 00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,608 Who's that playing the violin? 648 00:44:58,739 --> 00:44:59,958 Do you know? 649 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,742 There he is! 650 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:04,179 How's the new apartment, Mr. Howard? 651 00:45:04,266 --> 00:45:05,703 So far, so good, Mrs. Blandi. 652 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:09,184 Oh, good! Oh! I didn't know you wore glasses. 653 00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:10,837 Nice frames! 654 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,231 So you getting settled in okay? 655 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:14,754 Yes, I am. But can I ask you? 656 00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:17,366 Who is that playing that crazy violin? 657 00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:21,066 Oh, that's the gentleman named Mr. Sze. 658 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:23,764 He lives on the top floor. 659 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:25,984 Kind of strange, but you'll get used to it. 660 00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:28,334 Why strange? 661 00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,596 Well, he works most evenings 662 00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:33,426 at some cheap club in the orchestra. 663 00:45:33,513 --> 00:45:37,343 Then he comes home and plays that crazy music! 664 00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:39,562 That's why he stays in that lone apartment, 665 00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:41,913 so he can play during the night. 666 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,697 He doesn't play allnight, though, does he? 667 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:48,048 Well, he comes and goes. 668 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:52,358 Ooh! There! He stopped. See? He's a strange old bird. 669 00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:53,925 But you know what? 670 00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:56,014 He stays to himself and doesn't bother nobody. 671 00:45:56,101 --> 00:45:57,624 So there's only one room up there? 672 00:45:57,711 --> 00:46:00,060 Yes. The attic. That's his. 673 00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:03,150 He came with the building kind of. 674 00:46:03,151 --> 00:46:05,110 Uh, thanks. Have a good night. 675 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:09,070 Night, dearie! 676 00:46:09,201 --> 00:46:10,898 Good night. 677 00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:19,951 Listen. 678 00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:38,534 Hear that? 679 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:40,667 It's fucking 3:15 in the morning, 680 00:46:40,754 --> 00:46:43,148 and he's up there playing his ass off. 681 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,459 This music is amazing. 682 00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:56,509 Weird... fucking... incredible. 683 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:16,442 Oh, well. Show's over, I guess. 684 00:47:27,235 --> 00:47:28,280 Hmm! 685 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,378 Oops. Shit! 686 00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:57,265 Excuse me. Mr. Sze? 687 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:59,485 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to surprise you. 688 00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:02,575 Uh, my name is Philip Howard, and I'm a big fan of your music! 689 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,882 Your violin work is truly amazing! 690 00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:09,887 You-- You heard my music? 691 00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:11,279 Yes, sir. 692 00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:13,847 I have heard it. And I think it's brilliant. 693 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,720 - Thank you. - Mr. Sze. 694 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:20,680 Would you play some of your music for me? 695 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,768 Are you a musician? 696 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:25,990 No, sir. I'm a student. A film student. 697 00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:29,427 - A what? - A film student, sir. 698 00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:31,909 And I would love to shoot you playing. 699 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:33,998 Shoot me? 700 00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:38,828 Uh, yes, sir, but with a camera. A video camera. 701 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,656 But, Mr. Sze, this is a good way 702 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,484 to share your art with the world. 703 00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,573 Your music will be recorded for posterity. 704 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:47,750 I'm making a documentary, and I would like to put you in it! 705 00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:54,018 Okay. Guess... not. 706 00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:57,412 Excuse me. Mister... 707 00:48:57,499 --> 00:49:00,197 Uh, Howard. 708 00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:02,678 Mr. Howard. 709 00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:06,030 You say you can record my music 710 00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:09,729 and save it for future generations? 711 00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:11,252 Yes, sir. 712 00:49:11,383 --> 00:49:12,949 Not only a musical record, 713 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,863 but also video footage of you playing. 714 00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:17,519 Performing. 715 00:49:17,606 --> 00:49:19,913 When can we do this? 716 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,481 Anytime you want, sir. You tell me. 717 00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:29,443 Can we do this now? 718 00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:31,793 Right now? Yes, we can. 719 00:49:31,794 --> 00:49:34,667 Can you give me a few minutes to get my stuff, my equipment? 720 00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:37,800 Yes. 721 00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:41,108 Okay. Be right back. 722 00:49:41,195 --> 00:49:43,458 Come, come. Come. 723 00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:56,950 Move. Move. 724 00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:05,350 Have to... Have to close... 725 00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:06,873 Close the window. 726 00:50:31,550 --> 00:50:33,900 Sit. Sit. 727 00:51:30,304 --> 00:51:34,091 Bravo! Bravo, Mr. Sze! That was absolutely beautiful! 728 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:38,094 You know, what I'd really like to hear 729 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,445 is another song I heard you play. 730 00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:43,404 It goes something like this. 731 00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:47,843 ♪ Da, da-da, da da... ♪ 732 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:50,759 Stop! Stop that immediately! 733 00:52:10,953 --> 00:52:14,131 Listen! Never repeat that music! 734 00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:17,003 Do not play it! Do not imitate it! 735 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:19,484 Never listen to it! 736 00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:22,922 Tell me. When did you hear it? 737 00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:25,185 Last night. I heard you playing through my ceiling. 738 00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,535 My apartment's right under yours. 739 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:29,667 You heard me? 740 00:52:29,668 --> 00:52:31,844 Then you have to move immediately 741 00:52:31,974 --> 00:52:35,674 to a different apartment on a lower floor! 742 00:52:35,761 --> 00:52:37,458 What? Why? 743 00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:39,112 I will arrange it with Mrs. Blandi. 744 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:42,159 And I will pay for it. Now leave! 745 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:45,162 Stop your camera and please leave! 746 00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:48,948 What the fuck was that?! 747 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:53,518 You saw Mr. Sze's face. He was genuinely terrified. 748 00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:58,566 Why? And his window. 749 00:52:58,653 --> 00:53:02,831 Those steel shutters were shaking 750 00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:05,138 like somebody was trying to break in. 751 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:09,534 But he's on the third floor, so that doesn't make any sense. 752 00:53:11,797 --> 00:53:14,102 No. I'm telling you. 753 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:17,803 There is something weird going on up there. 754 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,851 Okay, here I am, moving down to my new apartment. 755 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:26,245 Stop it. I told you. I don't want my picture took! 756 00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:29,597 Uh, don't worry. No pictures. 757 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,512 What's the matter? You moving out? 758 00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:33,210 You don't like us no more? 759 00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:35,864 Nah, I'm just moving down to the first floor. 760 00:53:35,995 --> 00:53:38,518 But, uh, tell me something. 761 00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:41,086 What do you know about the old guy up on the top floor? 762 00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:42,610 Mr. Sze. 763 00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:46,266 Nothing. I don't know nothing. 764 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:48,355 How about you? 765 00:53:50,662 --> 00:53:52,751 Yeah. Okay. 766 00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:08,897 Oh, there you are, dear! 767 00:54:08,984 --> 00:54:11,073 We just got the place cleaned for you. 768 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,206 Josh just did your floor. 769 00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:16,818 Thanks, Mrs. B. Thanks, Josh. 770 00:54:16,905 --> 00:54:20,908 And as Mr. Sze stipulated, your rent's all taken care of... 771 00:54:20,909 --> 00:54:23,216 as long as you stay here. 772 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:26,611 Ever heard of anybody doing anything like that before? 773 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:29,309 No. 774 00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:31,745 Frigging peculiar, if you ask me. 775 00:54:31,746 --> 00:54:34,096 Enjoy your new place! 776 00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:44,106 Uh, Mr. Sze. 777 00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:48,154 Uh, Mr. Sze, wait, sir. I'm sorry about earlier. 778 00:54:48,241 --> 00:54:50,199 I really didn't mean to upset you 779 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,505 with the documentary and all. 780 00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:54,421 But you see, sir, I'm still making it. 781 00:54:54,552 --> 00:54:56,205 And I'm almost finished. 782 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,077 I think maybe if we could do one more interview, 783 00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:02,560 then, you know, we could talk more about your music. 784 00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:04,779 And it doesn't have to be that other song. 785 00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:06,651 I know the one that upset you so much. 786 00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,305 Even though it's really great. 787 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,263 But I'm just a fan now, sir, 788 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:12,874 and I think maybe you could be an inspiration 789 00:55:12,961 --> 00:55:16,138 to many other artists like you and-- Sir, wait! 790 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:17,488 Fuck. 791 00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:23,015 Jesus! 792 00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:31,328 Yep. At it again. 793 00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:56,353 Whoa. 794 00:55:59,617 --> 00:56:01,358 Wha-- Wha-- 795 00:56:14,632 --> 00:56:15,850 What is going on? 796 00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:33,041 What the fuck? 797 00:56:33,128 --> 00:56:35,435 Hi, Mr. Sze. I was just coming to see how you were doing. 798 00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:37,698 Oh, my God! Your hair! - Please excuse me! 799 00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:40,658 Yeah, Mr. Sze. Of course. I'm sorry. 800 00:56:44,052 --> 00:56:46,228 Oh, my God. His hair. 801 00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:50,641 Whoa. 802 00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:02,957 Interesting. 803 00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:08,789 Hm. Whoa. 804 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:26,459 Whoa. What the hell? 805 00:58:30,942 --> 00:58:33,988 What the fuck? 806 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:03,338 Get away from there! Get away from there! 807 01:00:03,425 --> 01:00:06,341 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! 808 01:00:06,428 --> 01:00:09,127 - W-What is that? - It sees you now! 809 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:11,651 It's coming! It knows you now! 810 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,479 What is that?! 811 01:00:24,403 --> 01:00:26,057 What is that? 812 01:00:26,971 --> 01:00:29,800 Mr. Sze? What the fuck is happening?! 813 01:00:29,887 --> 01:00:32,759 Mr. Sze! Mr. Sze! 814 01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:44,423 Mr. Sze, what's happening? 815 01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:49,341 Mr. Sze! 816 01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:24,463 Oh, my God! 817 01:01:27,161 --> 01:01:30,034 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What the fuck?! 818 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:35,474 - What is going on?! - Run! Get out now! 819 01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:37,475 I'm telling you! Something is coming! 820 01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:41,306 No! 821 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:44,222 What the fuck are you? 822 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:46,398 Piece of shit! 823 01:01:46,485 --> 01:01:48,442 What the fuck?! 824 01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,709 No! No! 825 01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:56,713 No! 826 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,410 Holy fuck. 827 01:02:01,282 --> 01:02:03,197 Hit him in his eye! 828 01:02:15,906 --> 01:02:18,343 No. No, no, no. Go back! 829 01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:51,505 Josh! No! 830 01:03:08,741 --> 01:03:11,831 Fuck. 831 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,317 - Oh, man! That was great! - That was sick! 832 01:03:20,318 --> 01:03:23,408 - Yeah. - Yeah. You know, that was cool. 833 01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:25,976 I like those-- those found-footage movies. 834 01:03:26,063 --> 01:03:28,195 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! I know about those. 835 01:03:28,282 --> 01:03:31,154 Those are great. How do you find the found footage, though? 836 01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:33,418 I don't know. We should find somebody to go find footage. 837 01:03:33,505 --> 01:03:35,550 Wait a minute. Wait. Testiclees! 838 01:03:35,637 --> 01:03:38,815 Hey, go find us that found footage that we need to find! 839 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,035 - Unh! - Aw, man! 840 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,646 - No! - No! 841 01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:51,958 Ohh! The sounds of human suffering! 842 01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:56,310 Is there a more beautiful music in all of existence? 843 01:03:56,441 --> 01:03:58,530 The euphony of pain. 844 01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:02,882 The melodious agony of the tormented soul. 845 01:04:02,969 --> 01:04:05,537 Horror and sound... 846 01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,756 inexorably married, 847 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,062 entangled like lovers... 848 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:13,980 feeding off each other's suffering... 849 01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:18,636 filling our nightmares with the din of dread. 850 01:04:18,637 --> 01:04:23,250 Sound. Simple vibrations. 851 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:27,254 But sound holds a power. 852 01:04:27,341 --> 01:04:29,909 The power to bring grown men 853 01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:32,171 to their knees 854 01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:34,696 quaking in utter terror... 855 01:04:34,783 --> 01:04:38,048 desperate to escape the torment, 856 01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:43,009 attacking their aural canal. 857 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:46,446 Boring deeper and deeper 858 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:49,754 into their soul. 859 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:52,366 An unstoppable... 860 01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:56,804 uncaring noise! 861 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:36,541 ♪ Decrepit as you've fallen in deceased ♪ 862 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:38,543 ♪ Joints are withering as they freeze ♪ 863 01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:40,674 ♪ Decomposition eating through your head ♪ 864 01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:43,940 ♪ Mistakenly you're confirmed as dead ♪ 865 01:05:44,070 --> 01:05:46,507 ♪ Opening the torso, remove the stinking crud ♪ 866 01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:48,640 ♪ Tapping your veins of fluids and blood ♪ 867 01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,729 ♪ Your yawning gap sewn shut in haste ♪ 868 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:54,472 ♪ An attractive corpse, dried-out human waste ♪ 869 01:06:03,655 --> 01:06:07,701 ♪ Panicking yet you're paralyzed... ♪ 870 01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,529 ♪ Screaming, silent and voiceless ♪ 871 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:12,403 ♪ As you are lowered into the grave ♪ 872 01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:14,318 ♪ Premature burial ♪ 873 01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:25,155 ♪ Trapped in a box six feet under ground ♪ 874 01:06:25,242 --> 01:06:27,373 ♪ You slowly fall apart never to be found ♪ 875 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:29,767 ♪ Black putrefaction, odor is sumptuous ♪ 876 01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:32,336 ♪ Smelling sweet and sour, stench of puss ♪ 877 01:06:32,423 --> 01:06:34,947 ♪ Festering posture of malignant phlegm ♪ 878 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:37,341 ♪ Hungry maggots causing internal mayhem ♪ 879 01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:39,386 ♪ Deafened by the silence, dark is all you see ♪ 880 01:06:39,473 --> 01:06:43,303 ♪ Inside this rotting coffin you'll spend eternity ♪ 881 01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:54,184 ♪ Panicking yet you're paralyzed ♪ 882 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,490 ♪ Your worst nightmare has come true ♪ 883 01:06:56,577 --> 01:06:58,579 ♪ Screaming, silent, and voiceless ♪ 884 01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:01,060 ♪ As you are united with the dew ♪ 885 01:07:01,147 --> 01:07:06,805 ♪ Premature burial ♪ 886 01:07:57,421 --> 01:08:00,250 ♪ As one with the cemetery ♪ 887 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:04,950 ♪ Frozen, decayed, rotten 888 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:09,085 ♪ Soon you will be but a memory ♪ 889 01:08:11,043 --> 01:08:14,177 ♪ Undead, buried ♪ 890 01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:52,449 ♪ Panicking yet you're paralyzed ♪ 891 01:09:52,536 --> 01:09:54,754 ♪ Claustrophobic wooden cell ♪ 892 01:09:54,755 --> 01:09:56,930 ♪ Screaming, silent, and voiceless ♪ 893 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:59,282 ♪ If only you could burn in hell ♪ 894 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:02,023 ♪ Premature burial ♪ 895 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,144 Wow! That last clip by... 896 01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:40,584 ...was incredible! 897 01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:43,587 So-- 898 01:10:46,764 --> 01:10:49,462 Hey. You're gonna love this next clip by... 899 01:10:56,513 --> 01:11:00,778 When I was a kid, my dad was a legend. 900 01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:03,563 He was the greatest producer I ever heard. 901 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:07,132 He cut hundreds of tracks. 902 01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:15,575 Two months ago, when he died, everything changed. 903 01:11:19,144 --> 01:11:21,886 I've been stuck in a rut trying to mix this beat in his honor. 904 01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:31,287 So I went back to his old demo tapes for inspiration. 905 01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:37,902 And then I found this. 906 01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:49,042 Lydia, if you've found this recording, 907 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:52,569 my corporeal form is likely toast... 908 01:11:52,656 --> 01:11:54,831 but the beat is eternal. 909 01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:57,400 Lay down a track with these steps, 910 01:11:57,487 --> 01:12:00,054 and I'll stay with you forever. 911 01:12:00,185 --> 01:12:02,796 Take heed to document the process. 912 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,757 These are the five lessons. 913 01:12:06,887 --> 01:12:10,673 Number one, start with the drum and bass. 914 01:12:10,674 --> 01:12:13,067 The rhythm is the foundation. 915 01:12:13,154 --> 01:12:16,854 The secret is finding sounds that are unique, original. 916 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:20,336 You know how many people use the same bland presets? 917 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:23,251 Making the music sound cookie-cutter? 918 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,342 I can't fucking find the sound I'm looking for. 919 01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:31,216 But I'm not gonna give up for you, Dad. 920 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:38,397 You know, some of the greats... 921 01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:42,619 Hendrix, the Peppers, Lil Wayne... 922 01:12:42,706 --> 01:12:46,404 they used other things to reach higher levels. 923 01:12:52,063 --> 01:12:54,326 I don't think my dad did. 924 01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:57,982 But maybe... 925 01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:15,956 My success came from me introducing new organic sounds 926 01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:18,089 into my production, 927 01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,308 sounds that were one of a kind, 928 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,267 fresh to the human ear. 929 01:13:26,576 --> 01:13:28,621 I'm documenting everything like you said, Dad, 930 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,363 and the track is developing. 931 01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:34,888 I just need more inspiration for the source material. 932 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:57,433 There she is! 933 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,347 Thanks for coming on such short notice. 934 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,393 I didn't think you'd actually show. 935 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,178 No, I think I needed this as much as you did. 936 01:14:04,309 --> 01:14:07,006 I've been cooped up in the studio all day. 937 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:08,922 - What's with the camera? - Oh, it's for 938 01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:10,837 a documentary project I'm working on. 939 01:14:10,924 --> 01:14:12,448 Okay. 940 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:14,841 If I have a few more of these, 941 01:14:14,928 --> 01:14:17,148 I'm sure I wouldn't mind anything. 942 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:19,585 So document away, beautiful. 943 01:14:20,717 --> 01:14:24,721 Cheers. To your project. 944 01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:26,679 And I'm working on a concept album. 945 01:14:26,766 --> 01:14:30,248 Oh, shit. Really? Kind of music? 946 01:14:30,335 --> 01:14:34,208 Black metal. Lots of organic percussion. 947 01:14:34,295 --> 01:14:36,123 Captured live. 948 01:14:38,778 --> 01:14:40,301 Don't laugh at me. 949 01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:43,304 I'm not. It's just surprising. 950 01:14:43,391 --> 01:14:46,438 I mean, you look too sweet to be making heavy beats. 951 01:14:49,049 --> 01:14:51,617 A lot of people say that until they get to know me. 952 01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:55,621 And then what? 953 01:14:57,623 --> 01:15:00,321 And then it's just too late. 954 01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:15,685 You can leave your shoes at the door. 955 01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:25,651 Gold records? I didn't know you were that big. 956 01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:28,828 No, they were just my dad's. 957 01:15:28,915 --> 01:15:30,526 But I'm working on something right now 958 01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:32,919 that I'm hoping can be that big. 959 01:15:33,006 --> 01:15:36,096 Alright. Lovely place. 960 01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:40,840 Thanks. This is my bedroom. 961 01:15:40,927 --> 01:15:42,798 Shall we? 962 01:15:42,799 --> 01:15:44,322 Yeah. 963 01:15:45,802 --> 01:15:49,240 Oh. More cameras. 964 01:15:49,370 --> 01:15:51,851 What is this? "Boogie Nights"? 965 01:15:51,982 --> 01:15:53,418 What if it was? 966 01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:55,899 I thought you said you were down for anything. 967 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:58,989 You are a serious freak, aren't you? 968 01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:01,382 You have no idea. 969 01:16:01,469 --> 01:16:04,037 I have something I really want to try with you. 970 01:16:04,124 --> 01:16:05,603 You down? 971 01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:14,656 Oh, wow. Legs, too? 972 01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:24,448 I want you completely vulnerable. 973 01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:43,599 I need total isolation of the source material. 974 01:17:01,051 --> 01:17:03,923 - Ohh. Hey. - Let me help you with this. 975 01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:12,149 Hey! 976 01:17:12,279 --> 01:17:14,630 That's pulling me tight! Stop. 977 01:17:14,717 --> 01:17:18,111 Sorry. I just need to establish a baseline frequency. 978 01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:21,941 Hey. T-This isn't funny anymore. 979 01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:25,989 Hey. No. No. 980 01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:41,134 Sorry. I'll try to be more gentle. 981 01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:32,795 Lesson two. Create the vocal layer. 982 01:18:36,494 --> 01:18:38,844 Yo! 983 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:41,281 Hey. I happened to catch your set at the bar tonight. 984 01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:43,935 That was really something special. 985 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:47,897 Thanks. Uh, you actually listened? 986 01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:50,334 Well, no. It was all I could focus on. 987 01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:53,816 You have a really incredible natural tone. 988 01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:58,211 Have you ever looked into, like, recording a proper demo? 989 01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,909 It's just all you? 990 01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:02,085 Just me. 991 01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:05,131 So you were saying this is, like, a recording studio? 992 01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:07,394 Yeah, the booth is in the back, right over here. 993 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,700 Cool. 994 01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:10,746 You can just head right on in there. 995 01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,399 Oh. 996 01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:14,226 And make yourself nice and cozy. 997 01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:18,275 Sounds... good. Uh... 998 01:19:21,844 --> 01:19:25,369 Alright. You ready? You feeling good? 999 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:28,458 As good as I can be. Yeah. Um... 1000 01:19:28,459 --> 01:19:31,070 Yeah, you can adjust that however you want. 1001 01:19:31,157 --> 01:19:32,637 Seems pretty good. 1002 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:35,031 I'm just gonna get us set up here. 1003 01:19:35,118 --> 01:19:37,294 Alright. We are all set. 1004 01:19:37,381 --> 01:19:39,165 This is where the magic happens. 1005 01:19:39,252 --> 01:19:41,297 I see. Um... 1006 01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:43,474 Oh. Oh. 1007 01:19:46,390 --> 01:19:47,694 Uh-- 1008 01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:49,566 What's this, uh, plastic on the ground? 1009 01:19:49,567 --> 01:19:52,178 It's all just set up for a very special sound. 1010 01:19:52,265 --> 01:19:56,704 Got it. That's cute. 1011 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,795 Is it, like, what you normally wear for sessions? 1012 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:03,320 Oh, you know, just to add to the feng shui of it all. 1013 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:09,239 Definitely feng shui. 1014 01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:13,634 Uh, so, I still don't really know what we're doing. 1015 01:20:13,721 --> 01:20:15,811 What am I singing? What genre? 1016 01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:21,991 - Soul music. - Don't really do soul music. 1017 01:20:22,078 --> 01:20:24,863 I, uh-- I'm more of a classical lyricist. 1018 01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,430 Yo, what are you-- 1019 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,127 Yo, look. I don't mind a little bit of drugs. 1020 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:29,999 That looks crazy. 1021 01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:34,655 Um... 1022 01:20:34,742 --> 01:20:36,440 Okay. 1023 01:20:36,527 --> 01:20:39,835 What the fuck? 1024 01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:42,141 What the fuck are you doing? Fuck you. 1025 01:20:42,272 --> 01:20:46,885 Fuck! 1026 01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:11,127 Lesson three. Give the track breadth. 1027 01:21:11,257 --> 01:21:13,694 Create ghost notes in the key of the song 1028 01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:16,741 to give it an airy, dreamy feel. 1029 01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:19,570 Hey. Sorry to bother you! 1030 01:21:21,398 --> 01:21:23,748 Yeah. What do you want? 1031 01:21:23,835 --> 01:21:25,054 I'm moving some equipment 1032 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:26,707 out of my studio down the street, 1033 01:21:26,794 --> 01:21:29,972 and my back is killing me. 1034 01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:33,714 I just need some help picking up, like, two crates. 1035 01:21:33,801 --> 01:21:35,499 It'll take 20 minutes, tops. 1036 01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:38,067 I'll give you 50 bucks cash and buy you dinner? 1037 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,201 Here. 1038 01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:12,274 50 bucks cash? 1039 01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:14,755 And a pack of cigarettes. 1040 01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:17,802 Hop in. Let's get you out of this cold. 1041 01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:28,247 By the way, why are you filming all this? 1042 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:30,640 So I can replay it when I'm sad. 1043 01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:38,910 Oh, my God. 1044 01:22:44,655 --> 01:22:46,613 Help! 1045 01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:49,486 Help me! 1046 01:22:49,616 --> 01:22:52,228 Someone, please! 1047 01:22:56,449 --> 01:22:58,060 Help! 1048 01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:03,282 Someone! Help me, please! 1049 01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:14,990 Hey, girl. 1050 01:23:17,383 --> 01:23:18,819 Ready? 1051 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,868 - Miss Van Horn? - Shit! Shit. 1052 01:24:16,181 --> 01:24:17,922 Miss Van Horn? Detective Sharpe. 1053 01:24:18,009 --> 01:24:20,664 Sorry to disturb you. - Oh. No. It's fine. 1054 01:24:20,751 --> 01:24:22,970 Is everything okay? - What's with the camera? 1055 01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:25,147 Oh, I'm recording my creative process. 1056 01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:26,670 It's not exactly protocol to let you record 1057 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,280 this conversation, ma'am. 1058 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:30,978 - But you're recording me. - Touché. 1059 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,632 We can exchange footage if you want. 1060 01:24:32,719 --> 01:24:33,938 Okay. Well, I won't hold you up. 1061 01:24:34,025 --> 01:24:35,722 Unfortunately, we've had a string 1062 01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:37,898 of missing-persons reports within the last two weeks 1063 01:24:37,985 --> 01:24:39,465 in about a ten-block radius. 1064 01:24:39,552 --> 01:24:42,947 - Oh, no, that's too bad. - So I guess I'm just here 1065 01:24:43,034 --> 01:24:45,167 to check if you seen or heard anything. 1066 01:24:45,254 --> 01:24:46,863 Pbht. Oh, gosh. I don't know. 1067 01:24:46,864 --> 01:24:49,084 You see all kinds of weird stuff in these parts, right? 1068 01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:51,738 - Yeah, well... - It is the big city, after all. 1069 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:55,829 But, no, nothing stands out to me 1070 01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:59,181 as particularly... murderous lately. 1071 01:24:59,268 --> 01:25:01,008 - Murderous? - Yeah. 1072 01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,880 When adults go missing and it's been over 48 hours, 1073 01:25:03,010 --> 01:25:04,751 I'm pretty sure the odds of it being a homicide 1074 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:06,274 increase by 70%. 1075 01:25:06,275 --> 01:25:08,103 - Do you live alone? - Yes. Yep. 1076 01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:10,279 Just me and my recording rig. 1077 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:12,671 Cool. 1078 01:25:12,672 --> 01:25:14,805 You know, you have a very airy voice. 1079 01:25:14,935 --> 01:25:16,720 Have you ever recorded a demo? 1080 01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:19,462 Funny. Very funny. 1081 01:25:21,377 --> 01:25:24,422 I dabbled. A little bit in high school. 1082 01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:27,078 But my calling wasn't making beats. 1083 01:25:27,209 --> 01:25:28,862 Walkingthe beat was. 1084 01:25:28,949 --> 01:25:30,864 Well, I'm working on a track right now. 1085 01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:34,259 I feel like your voice would be just the addition I need. 1086 01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:40,743 I'm flattered, but, no. I'm still on the job. 1087 01:25:40,744 --> 01:25:45,051 But, please, do let me know if you see or hear anything. 1088 01:25:45,052 --> 01:25:46,662 Of course. 1089 01:25:46,663 --> 01:25:48,317 Have a productive day, Miss Van Horn. 1090 01:25:48,404 --> 01:25:50,797 And good luck on that track. 1091 01:25:52,408 --> 01:25:53,974 Lesson number four. 1092 01:25:54,105 --> 01:25:56,412 Don't hide behind the machines. 1093 01:25:56,499 --> 01:25:59,545 Get in there and experiment. 1094 01:26:13,472 --> 01:26:16,475 Deconstruct. Reconstruct. 1095 01:26:16,606 --> 01:26:18,737 Build your melody. 1096 01:26:18,738 --> 01:26:23,134 Sweet fucking axe! Mind if I play it? 1097 01:26:23,265 --> 01:26:26,441 Sure. Go right ahead. 1098 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:34,972 Just remember to protect your neck! 1099 01:26:37,061 --> 01:26:39,150 Some of the process is messy. 1100 01:26:39,237 --> 01:26:42,893 That's what creates an authentic, raw sound. 1101 01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:48,464 Remember. It's okay to blend genres. 1102 01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:51,336 Add that classical flair. 1103 01:26:51,423 --> 01:26:54,120 Okay, sweetie. I'm just gonna need a C-major. 1104 01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,229 Miss Van Horn! 1105 01:27:15,969 --> 01:27:17,579 Miss Van Horn, this is very serious. 1106 01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:19,973 We have security footage of you talking to a man 1107 01:27:20,060 --> 01:27:23,020 outside of a convenience store about a week ago. 1108 01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:25,326 A Mr. Mark Stephenson. 1109 01:27:25,327 --> 01:27:28,199 Who hasn't been seen or heard from since. 1110 01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:31,724 And you think he's in here? 1111 01:27:31,811 --> 01:27:33,509 Well, would you mind if I take a look around? 1112 01:27:33,596 --> 01:27:35,511 Actually, yes, I would. 1113 01:27:36,468 --> 01:27:38,427 I don't know what kind of girl you take me for, 1114 01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:40,603 but you are embarrassing me. 1115 01:27:44,607 --> 01:27:46,435 Miss Van Horn, 1116 01:27:46,522 --> 01:27:48,828 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get realembarrassing 1117 01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:51,527 if I have to come back here with a search warrant. 1118 01:27:53,485 --> 01:27:55,748 I guess it will. 1119 01:28:44,449 --> 01:28:48,671 Lesson five. Put yourself into the work. 1120 01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:17,656 Miss Van Horn! I'm back with that warrant! 1121 01:29:17,743 --> 01:29:20,616 Things are not looking too good for you. 1122 01:29:31,931 --> 01:29:33,716 Miss Van Horn? 1123 01:29:56,347 --> 01:29:58,088 Shit. 1124 01:30:08,228 --> 01:30:09,621 Mother of God. 1125 01:30:17,847 --> 01:30:20,763 I don't know if I can do this one, Dad. 1126 01:30:28,945 --> 01:30:31,948 Don't move a muscle! You're under arrest! 1127 01:30:36,866 --> 01:30:38,476 It's okay. 1128 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,962 The music makes it worth it. 1129 01:31:31,007 --> 01:31:35,359 We got multiple homicides. At least four. 1130 01:31:37,274 --> 01:31:39,711 I got to count all the pieces to be sure. 1131 01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:42,975 Hands. Feet. 1132 01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:47,413 Man, there's all kinds of fucked-up in here. 1133 01:32:10,873 --> 01:32:13,614 We did it, Dad. 1134 01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:15,399 It's perfect. 1135 01:32:54,177 --> 01:32:58,007 Death tone. 1136 01:32:58,094 --> 01:33:00,183 ♪ To all the human creatures ♪ 1137 01:33:00,270 --> 01:33:02,881 ♪ My eyes with a razor ♪ 1138 01:33:06,406 --> 01:33:08,452 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1139 01:33:45,489 --> 01:33:47,752 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1140 01:33:47,883 --> 01:33:50,233 ♪ To all the human creatures ♪ 1141 01:33:50,363 --> 01:33:53,018 ♪ My eyes with a razor ♪ 1142 01:33:56,674 --> 01:33:59,111 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1143 01:33:59,242 --> 01:34:02,158 ♪ To all the human creatures ♪ 1144 01:34:02,245 --> 01:34:04,247 ♪ My eyes with a razor ♪ 1145 01:34:07,859 --> 01:34:10,079 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1146 01:34:10,166 --> 01:34:12,646 ♪ Hellraiser, hellraiser ♪ 1147 01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:15,345 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser 1148 01:34:15,475 --> 01:34:18,653 ♪ Hellraiser, hellraiser ♪ 1149 01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:21,307 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1150 01:34:49,466 --> 01:34:52,164 ♪ To all the human creatures ♪ 1151 01:34:52,295 --> 01:34:54,471 ♪ My eyes with a razor ♪ 1152 01:35:00,782 --> 01:35:03,306 ♪ To all the human creatures ♪ 1153 01:35:03,393 --> 01:35:05,917 ♪ My eyes with a razor ♪ 1154 01:35:09,268 --> 01:35:11,401 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1155 01:35:11,488 --> 01:35:14,533 ♪ Hellraiser, hellraiser ♪ 1156 01:35:14,534 --> 01:35:16,711 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser 1157 01:35:16,841 --> 01:35:19,975 ♪ Hellraiser, hellraiser ♪ 1158 01:35:20,062 --> 01:35:22,499 ♪ Motherfucking hellraiser ♪ 1159 01:35:30,246 --> 01:35:32,465 ♪ Flowers lose their petals 1160 01:35:32,552 --> 01:35:34,163 ♪ Waves go back to sea ♪ 1161 01:35:34,293 --> 01:35:36,208 ♪ Everything that lives and grows ♪ 1162 01:35:36,339 --> 01:35:38,428 ♪ Will one day cease to be ♪ 1163 01:35:38,515 --> 01:35:40,212 ♪ Yes, it might be painful ♪ 1164 01:35:40,299 --> 01:35:42,084 ♪ And, yes, it will be sad ♪ 1165 01:35:42,171 --> 01:35:44,564 ♪ So don't you dare waste your last chance ♪ 1166 01:35:44,695 --> 01:35:48,394 ♪ Until we die, we're gonna ♪ 1167 01:35:48,481 --> 01:35:51,484 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1168 01:35:51,571 --> 01:35:53,269 ♪ Life is one big party ♪ 1169 01:35:53,399 --> 01:35:56,446 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 1170 01:35:56,533 --> 01:35:59,404 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1171 01:35:59,405 --> 01:36:01,538 ♪ Once we get it started 1172 01:36:01,625 --> 01:36:04,105 ♪ Don't let the music stop ♪ 1173 01:36:04,106 --> 01:36:06,456 ♪ Don't matter if you're poor or rich ♪ 1174 01:36:06,543 --> 01:36:08,197 - ♪ Or green - ♪ Or black and blue ♪ 1175 01:36:08,284 --> 01:36:10,242 ♪ Like mold comes for a sandwich ♪ 1176 01:36:10,329 --> 01:36:12,200 ♪ The darkness comes for you ♪ 1177 01:36:12,201 --> 01:36:14,290 ♪ You can smoke and puff the day away ♪ 1178 01:36:14,420 --> 01:36:16,074 ♪ Go for early morning runs ♪ 1179 01:36:16,161 --> 01:36:18,555 ♪ But you will meet your maker ♪ 1180 01:36:18,685 --> 01:36:20,426 ♪ Each and every one ♪ 1181 01:36:20,513 --> 01:36:22,472 ♪ So ♪ 1182 01:36:22,559 --> 01:36:25,301 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1183 01:36:25,388 --> 01:36:27,651 ♪ Life is one big party ♪ 1184 01:36:27,738 --> 01:36:30,480 ♪ Dance until your feet fall off ♪ 1185 01:36:30,567 --> 01:36:33,178 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1186 01:36:33,265 --> 01:36:37,269 ♪ Before tuberculosis or a whooping cough ♪ 1187 01:36:37,356 --> 01:36:38,836 ♪ Stare into the expanse ♪ 1188 01:36:38,967 --> 01:36:41,317 ♪ Panse, panse panse, panse, panse ♪ 1189 01:36:41,404 --> 01:36:43,709 ♪ Of endless darkness ♪ 1190 01:36:43,710 --> 01:36:46,322 ♪ It's our last chance, chance, chance ♪ 1191 01:36:46,409 --> 01:36:49,412 ♪ So dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1192 01:36:49,499 --> 01:36:51,588 ♪ Once we get it started ♪ 1193 01:36:51,675 --> 01:36:54,417 ♪ Don't let the music stop ♪ 1194 01:36:54,504 --> 01:36:58,551 ♪ Failed heart transplant, fire ants in your pants ♪ 1195 01:36:58,638 --> 01:37:00,291 ♪ Working in finance ♪ 1196 01:37:00,292 --> 01:37:02,338 ♪ Terrible circumstance 1197 01:37:02,425 --> 01:37:04,601 ♪ Lung disease - ♪ Stormy seas ♪ 1198 01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:06,384 - ♪ Buried alive - ♪ Choked on a chive ♪ 1199 01:37:06,385 --> 01:37:10,215 ♪ Tuberculosis, broken promises ♪ 1200 01:37:10,302 --> 01:37:13,088 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1201 01:37:14,437 --> 01:37:18,223 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1202 01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:22,400 ♪ Oh, yeah, you're all gonna die! ♪ 1203 01:37:22,401 --> 01:37:25,187 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1204 01:37:26,492 --> 01:37:27,842 Dance! 1205 01:37:35,588 --> 01:37:38,678 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1206 01:37:41,159 --> 01:37:42,639 Alright. 1207 01:37:49,037 --> 01:37:52,953 You want to see mypuppets? Come on. 1208 01:37:52,954 --> 01:37:56,566 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 1209 01:38:00,483 --> 01:38:02,572 They look so peaceful. 1210 01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:07,577 I'm gonna have to hire a new intern.