1 00:00:00,134 --> 00:00:02,844 ¶¶ 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:10,342 ¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,544 ¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,346 ¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,519 ¶ It's about as beautiful as it can be 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,485 ¶ Whoa 7 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:23,288 ¶ Today is gonna be exceptional 8 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,360 ¶ Never boring even for a minute 9 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,189 ¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:33,165 ¶ Whoa, whoa 11 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,367 ¶ Never boring even for a minute 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,539 ¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶ 13 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,148 MELISSA: I really like the food court. 14 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,320 There's something for everyone. 15 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,817 I know what you mean. 16 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:55,319 I love the smell of Mango-Mexi-China-Greco- falafel-Canadian food. 17 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,362 (CELL PHONE RINGS) Milo, where are you? 18 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,558 Hey, Melissa, I'm sorry I'm late. 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,329 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 20 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,487 I'll be up in a second. 21 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:07,372 Okay. Without my phone, apparently. 22 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,438 No problem. But hurry up, though. 23 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,497 This is starting to feel like a date. 24 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,665 (SCOFFS) You wish. 25 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,435 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) Hey, Lydia, Coach, Scott the undergrounder. 26 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,235 Funny seeing you here. 27 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,246 I mean, not that it's funny for you to be at the mall, 28 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,518 but more coincidental that we'd all be on the same elevator. 29 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,678 I usually take the stairs. 30 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,516 (LOUD THUD) (ELEVATOR POWERING DOWN) 31 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,691 And you just couldn't take the stairs today, huh? 32 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,520 Uh-oh, I'm having feelings. 33 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,225 We're trapped. 34 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,357 And the walls are closing in! 35 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:36,632 Okay, okay, let me out. Uh, Scott? 36 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,300 I gotta get out of here. (SHRIEKS) Scott. Scott! 37 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,369 Let me out. It's okay. Take it easy. 38 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,937 Your whole life is in confined spaces. 39 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,597 You live in a cave. 40 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,274 (SHRIEKS) Oh, that's right. I live in a cave. 41 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,543 Yeah. I live in a cave? 42 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,271 (SHRIEKING) I live in a cave! 43 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,636 Why do I live in a cave? 44 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,282 MELISSA: Is Scott doing a rain dance? 45 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,511 (SIGHS) Who knows. 46 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,650 DAKOTA: Oh, Cavendish, where are you? 47 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,292 Okay, I got lunch. 48 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,487 We got a large fry, 49 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,389 a super-large double-decker hamburger, 50 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,461 two milkshakes and... (FLY BUZZING) 51 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,559 You've got a bug on your face! 52 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,561 Oops. Sorry, I forgot I was holding the tray. 53 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,658 This is my life now. 54 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:15,465 And don't worry, 55 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,639 I saved one of the shakes. 56 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,337 (SLURPING) Mmm. Delicious, and that... 57 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,240 Oh, and this one's mine 'cause I... 58 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,472 'Cause I just drank out of it. 59 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,476 It's not the shake, it's Cavendish. 60 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,278 We've looked everywhere, we've done everything, 61 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,580 (STAMMERS) I can't think of anything else. 62 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,481 I just wish I knew what he was thinking. 63 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,483 (IMITATING CAVENDISH) Oh, balderdash, Dakota, 64 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,484 you are worthless as a partner and a human being. 65 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,747 Does that help? That's, uh... 66 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,615 That's my best Cavendish. Sorry. 67 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,664 Thanks. But unless you can actually be Cavendish, 68 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,289 I don't think it's gonna help. 69 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,664 I wish I hadn't spent the money on the costume. 70 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,532 Wait a minute. Maybe that's it. 71 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,431 You said it before. What we need to do is get inside his head. 72 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,333 You know, think like the perp. 73 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,435 I think I know just exactly what you're looking for. 74 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,538 But, you know, first let me finish this shake. 75 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:56,481 (SLURPING) Mmm. Mmm. 76 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,307 So are you gonna... In a minute. 77 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,352 (SLURPING) Mmm. Mmm. 78 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,607 Okay. Okay, thanks. 79 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:05,615 Well, they don't think they'll get it working anytime soon. 80 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,789 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) They said it looks like 81 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,787 everything that could go wrong did go wrong. 82 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,690 Now, why does that sound familiar? (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 83 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,463 But they're sending someone to rescue us. 84 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,662 In the meantime, we just have to sit tight. 85 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,325 "Sit tight"? 86 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,373 I'm gonna miss my lassoing class. 87 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,368 (MUMBLING) This was belt-testing day. 88 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,740 I was gonna move up from Greenhorn to Buckaroo. 89 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,469 Belt had a big-old silver buckle on it and whatnot... 90 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,305 (GASPS) Ooh. 91 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,551 This situation could be good fodder for my improv troop. 92 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,347 You have a troop? 93 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,419 I live by myself in Subterranus. 94 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,549 (IMITATES ECHO) Terranus, terranus, terranus. 95 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,724 Stop saying "terranus" at me. 96 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,492 Hey, look at the bright side. 97 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,490 In today's busy world, who has the time to just relax for a while? 98 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,763 Just sit down and chat, to get to know some new friends. 99 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,563 This could be great! 100 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,695 I'd rather take my chances with the emergency hatch. 101 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,672 Hey, freaky mole man. (WHISTLING) Yeah? 102 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,800 Give me a boost. 103 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,644 (BONES CRACKING) 104 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,540 You okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fab. 105 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,746 Oh, I was talking to Scott. 106 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,377 Oh, no problem. 107 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,722 My back is double-jointed. 108 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:13,517 And my head has the tensile strength the mighty guava. 109 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,715 You can... You can get off now. 110 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,524 DOOFENSHMIRTZ: It's simple. All I had to do was get a sample 111 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:22,456 of Cavendish's DNA and put it inside my Clonanator. 112 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,803 Your Clonanator? 113 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,497 Hey, man, you wanna get inside Cavendish's head? 114 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,800 (WHIRRING) 115 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:31,867 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 116 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,745 I give you... (EXPLOSION) 117 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,677 ...Cavendish's head! 118 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,723 On a platypus body. 119 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,647 Whoa! 120 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:46,793 What did you do? 121 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,547 Okay, okay, I can see how 122 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,555 on first glance, this might appear, you know, 123 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:52,588 an abomination. 124 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,733 It is an abomination. 125 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:54,827 I can hear you. 126 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,598 Okay, the style is film noir. 127 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:58,898 The location is the volcano. 128 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,469 And I'm coming to get a haircut. 129 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,828 (INHALES SHARPLY) Go. 130 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,636 Hello, madame. 131 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,808 What a dark, creepy volcano salon you have. 132 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,638 Why, thank you for coming. 133 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:13,413 Your hairdresser today is my brother Reginald. 134 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,714 Pay no attention to the monkey on his shoulder. 135 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,516 Man, I don't know what's going on. 136 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,649 I'll be the hair dryer. 137 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,524 Whooshy-whooshy-whoo! 138 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,764 (SLURPING) 139 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:31,500 So, why does the hairdresser have a monkey on his shoulder? 140 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,598 DAKOTA: Wait, but why... Why a platypus body? 141 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,502 Ugh, you know how long it would take 142 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,514 to clone an entire adult human Cavendish? 143 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,767 We would've been here all afternoon. 144 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:45,605 This was just easier. But why a platypus body? 145 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,712 I already had the platypus DNA. 146 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,654 Look, you wanted to get inside his head, 147 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:49,679 there's his head. 148 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,683 Now, get in there. (SIGHS) 149 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,885 Okay. So you've got the head and thoughts of Cavendish, 150 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,518 so where is he now? 151 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,723 I'm not psychic. 152 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,825 I mean, I'm 15 minutes old. 153 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,627 You're lucky I can even talk. 154 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,858 Ooh, can you lay eggs? 155 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,533 Oh, I hope not. 156 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,561 Ignore him. 157 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,866 If you were going to go rogue, 158 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,467 where would you go? 159 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,899 I highly doubt that I would... (CHUCKLES) 160 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:10,973 "Go rogue." 161 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,641 Doesn't sound like me at all. 162 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,309 Okay, that accent. 163 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,967 Is that real or you're just trying to make us feel inferior? 164 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,476 Hold on! (THUDS) 165 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,678 Look, you went rogue and you disappeared. 166 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,580 We have to find you. 167 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,723 Okay, this is ridiculous. 168 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,917 And that is an act against nature itself. 169 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,989 Look, fellas, 170 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,987 I don't know where your friend is. 171 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,719 I don't have all of Cavendish's memories, 172 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,925 the lifetime of experiences that make him unique. 173 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,827 I only share his DNA, 174 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,859 and only from here up, apparently, 175 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,695 because this one was in a hurry. 176 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,830 You're ungrateful. 177 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:41,904 (SIGHS) 178 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,672 I guess, I have to accept the fact 179 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,800 that I may never see Cavendish again. 180 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,837 Well, I'm terribly sorry. I really am. 181 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,713 It's just too bad you don't know what he was looking for. 182 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,513 Then, if you found that, (CHUCKLES) 183 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,745 you'd probably find him. 184 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,919 Of course! Cavendish was looking for proof 185 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:58,918 that he saw a UFO. 186 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,949 We need to find that UFO. 187 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,855 And you've got to stop doing that. 188 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,687 Oh, leave me alone. 189 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,562 And, scene. 190 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,702 Very nice Cockney accent, Coach. 191 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:11,957 (IN COCKNEY ACCENT) Well, I did do a little theater 192 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,925 in the day I did, I did, guv'nor. 193 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,774 What next? 194 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,799 Oh, let's do the Two Truths and a Lie game. 195 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,905 And you know, get to know a little about each other. 196 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,638 LYDIA: Okay. Two truths and a lie. 197 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,614 I have a collection of creepy masks. 198 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,013 I once ate an entire book. 199 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,617 I have incredibly strong fingernails. 200 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,619 Incredibly strong fingernails, huh? 201 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,892 (EXCLAIMS) Which one is the lie? 202 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,962 Oh, I know. 203 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,760 The lie is that her name isn't really Lydia. 204 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,834 Uh, no. My name is Lydia 205 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,973 and that wasn't one of your choices. 206 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,897 Oh, okay. I don't think you ate a book. 207 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,603 (SIGHS) You're right. 208 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,066 Not a whole one anyway. (METAL CLANGING) 209 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,714 (ALL SCREAM) 210 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:58,784 Well, at least we stopped, 211 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,609 but we're still between floors. 212 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,854 Okay. That's it. 213 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,779 I don't want my last act on Earth to be playing a word game 214 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,015 with two of my PE students 215 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,749 and a subterranean vagrant. 216 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,824 Oh, no. Wait! I know what we can do. 217 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,823 Rather than wait around for them to rescue us, 218 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,655 we should use our skills to get us out of here. 219 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,831 What do you mean, our skills? 220 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,799 I mean, like your burgeoning lassoing skills, Coach. 221 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:19,969 And you, too, Lydia. 222 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,827 Your unusually strong fingernails 223 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,995 just might be able to pry these doors apart. 224 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,074 I'm on it. 225 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,673 Scott, if your head is as strong as you say it is, 226 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,836 we can use it to wedge the doors open. 227 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,005 You've got it, Judy. 228 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,683 (STRAINING) 229 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,052 Okay, cowboy. 230 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,950 See if you can rope us up a rescue. 231 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,852 I'll sure as heck give it a try. 232 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:54,997 Good job, Coach. 233 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,102 Okay, everybody. 234 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,897 Heave! 235 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,636 And heave! 236 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,982 And heave! 237 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,707 Okay, Lydia, tie it off. 238 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,712 (ALL CHEERING) 239 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,754 Nice work, Milo. 240 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,019 What are we all cheering about? 241 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,947 MILO: Okay, Lydia, you go first. 242 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,885 (BOTH GRUNTING) 243 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,120 MILO: Okay, Scott. You're the last one. 244 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,730 (LOUD THUD) 245 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,132 (METAL CLATTERING) 246 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,675 Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm late. 247 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,777 Well, it's too bad. You missed lunch. 248 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,938 Don't worry. We saved you some. 249 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,176 Wow! Thanks, guys. 250 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,080 So, how was your elevator ride? 251 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,022 It was fun. While you were eating, 252 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,787 I got to get to know some new friends a little better. 253 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,117 Hey, guys, remember, improv session next Tuesday. 254 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,062 Wouldn't miss it. (CHUCKLES) You bet. 255 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,088 I'll have my mill cotton call your mill cotton. 256 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,756 So, Doof, Dakota, what did you guys do while we were gone? 257 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,065 Well, I figured out 258 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,867 that in order to find Cavendish, 259 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:04,038 I need to find a UFO. 260 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,137 Yeah, and I was told I shouldn't mess with human-platypus cloning. 261 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,070 Aw! I think he's kind of cute. 262 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,736 Do you want a snail? 263 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,044 I do not. 264 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,775 Are you sure? 265 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,050 Hmm? Hmm? 266 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,818 Well, okay, yes. 267 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,949 That is marvelous. 268 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,894 (ALL LAUGHING) 269 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:23,959 ¶ It's my world ¶ 270 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,817 Wait! We know where there's a UFO. 271 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,886 Whoa! How is it nobody else knows about this? 272 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,096 Well, we know about it. 273 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,898 Oh, and Cavendish. He knows about it. 274 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:33,929 Cavendish? 275 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,074 Cavendish? 276 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,036 Cavendish, are you here? 277 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,065 Oh, no! 278 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,113 Cavendish! 279 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,238 He's in here. 280 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,742 Oh, no. 281 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,014 Wait, wait. I need something heavy. 282 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,049 (GRUNTING) 283 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,845 Stop! (WHIMPERS) 284 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:50,920 I got you. 285 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,015 Dakota! 286 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,090 The aliens are coming back! 287 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,258 And they're coming for Milo! 288 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:58,964 Oh, no. 289 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,029 (POPS) 290 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,160 Oh, good heavens. 291 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,874 Ha! You laid an egg. I knew it! 292 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,027 ¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶ 293 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,869 (ALARM BLARING) 294 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,835 Uh, sir, we've detected 295 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,813 several cloaked UFOs descending over Danville. 296 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,483 My word! 297 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,151 We gotta send an agent out to deal with this, right away. 298 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,280 (SIREN WAILS) 299 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,184 Wow! Is it 5:00 already? 300 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,290 Got any plans tonight? 301 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,788 Uh, stream a movie and chill. You? 302 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,191 Oh, just gonna have dinner with the missus. 303 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,962 Oh, uh, you better send Agent P out there. 304 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,001 Okay, but I'm considering that overtime. 305 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,027 MONOGRAM: Fine. (SWITCH CLICKS) 306 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,233 What did you say? 307 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,974 The aliens are coming for Milo. 308 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,170 (COUGHS) Again. 309 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,072 (LOUD RUMBLING) 310 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,841 (BARKING) Diogee. 311 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,213 (CONTINUES BARKING) 312 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,084 (SNARLING) 313 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,212 What is it, boy? 314 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,948 Not again. 315 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,152 You'd think being levitated would be fun, but... Ugh. 316 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,345 Milo! 317 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,916 MILO: I have to admit, this technology's impressive, 318 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,156 to just overwrite gravity and lift someone off... 319 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,931 Oh! Spoke too soon. 320 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,900 Melissa, Zack! 321 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,058 (BARKS) Milo! 322 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,098 Hang on! 323 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,903 MELISSA: I'm trying! 324 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,344 (MELISSA STRAINING) 325 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:25,938 Milo! 326 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,350 Oh, no. Catch him. 327 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,263 Uh, was he wearing that the whole time? 328 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,295 (GASPS) My word! What do we do now? 329 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,027 That... (SIGHS) 330 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,232 ...is a good question. 331 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,304 (WHIMPERING) 332 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,372 But what do they want Milo for? 333 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,972 Maybe they want to know why he went rogue 334 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,205 and left his best friend high and dry? 335 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,040 Oh, wait! No, that was you. 336 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,305 And I'm still mad at you. 337 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,113 None of this is helping. 338 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,275 ALL: Sorry. 339 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,283 We need to go after the aliens to save Milo. 340 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,115 And unless one of you has your own spaceship I'm not aware of, 341 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,991 we need to get this one working again. 342 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,960 She's right. Let's take a look at this equipment 343 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,288 and see if we can figure any of it out. 344 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,988 You wiped my memory. 345 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,096 To protect you. 346 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,057 Look, can we talk about this later? 347 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,395 You were only thinking about yourself. 348 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,100 I was wrong, Dakota. 349 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,302 I am sorry. 350 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,143 Yeah. All right. 351 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,208 Still good to see you. Come on. Bring it in. 352 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,137 You still owe me a burrito. 353 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,182 Look, before you say anything, Perry the Platypus, 354 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,238 I just wanna say, 355 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:35,275 this going good thing has been really hard for me, 356 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,322 and I needed to know that you were in my corner. 357 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,077 And then when I saw that you were just getting paid 358 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,246 to babysit me, I just... I just... 359 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,086 "Deposited to 360 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,333 "Professor Time Industries?" 361 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,329 You took that money and invested it 362 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,471 to fund my path to becoming Professor Time? 363 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,327 You did that for me? 364 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,204 So, it wasn't about the money. 365 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,543 Right. Of course. 366 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,110 I mean, what does a platypus need with money anyway? 367 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,979 You just live off the land like a vagabond, 368 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,449 moving from one platy-place to another. 369 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,218 I don't really know where you live. 370 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,121 Isn't this great? 371 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,988 We're all back together again. 372 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,187 The gang's all here. 373 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,348 Um, except for Milo, 374 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,016 who was abducted 375 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,064 and is in grave danger. 376 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,230 Yeah, all right, Captain Bring-down. 377 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,364 ALIEN: Eventually, we'll have to bring him inside 378 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,296 and his negative probability ions could destroy the ship. 379 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,402 Which is why we brought six ships. 380 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,044 And you two will be in charge 381 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,309 of moving him from ship to ship to ship. 382 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,067 Like if one blows up into smithereens, 383 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,206 you just move him to the next one, 384 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,010 until that blows up into smithereens... 385 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,382 I can count on you, right? 386 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,380 Yes, ma'am. We will not let you down. 387 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,423 We are team players, 388 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,147 we organized the Christmas party. 389 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,222 We can do this. Right, Cone? 390 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,451 (STAMMERS) 391 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,293 He'll be right back. 392 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,064 Coward! 393 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,232 I... You can still count on me. 394 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,399 (GRUNTS) 395 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:07,043 Ugh, all right. Why do you keep abducting me? 396 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,170 You can't do that. 397 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,074 Ah, thank you for the feedback. 398 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,236 Please, do not get any closer. 399 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,414 Seriously, this is the second time. 400 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,113 What am I doing here? 401 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,345 We need your help, Milo. 402 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,279 Then why didn't you just ask me? 403 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,245 Ah... Huh. 404 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,353 It didn't occur to us to ask. 405 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,085 Well, it's rude. 406 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,520 Yanking someone off their planet. 407 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,425 What if I don't wanna go into... 408 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,291 Space. 409 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,096 Whoa! 410 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,167 Yeah. Not bad for unfathomable abyss, huh? 411 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,428 We have to get this ship working 412 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,196 and into space to find Milo. 413 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,374 Yeah, but how do we do that? 414 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,412 Why, this is all alien technology. 415 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,208 Who knows anything about that? 416 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,279 Besides, you know the obvious, aliens. 417 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,308 Well, I have managed to decipher some of it. 418 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,475 Here I've pieced together this schematic of the bridge. 419 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,554 During the crash, an important component 420 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,453 appears to have fallen out here. 421 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,485 Without it, you'll never get 422 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,389 this rust bucket working again. 423 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,131 (GASPS) I think I may have just the thing. 424 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,527 Doof and I picked this up on our rounds. 425 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,331 Well done, Dakota. 426 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,333 (CHUCKLES) That looks like the very thing. 427 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,295 Wait, wait. (ENERGY PULSATING) 428 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,293 Ugh! Ooh! 429 00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:14,268 What happened to my bones? What happened to my bones? 430 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,314 Oh, it'll wear off. Don't worry. 431 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,579 Okay. How are we gonna get this thing in the wall? 432 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,978 Okay, seeing space was extremely inspiring and all, 433 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,784 but you have to tell me why you brought me here to your ship. 434 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,245 I promise, there will be time for that, 435 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,353 but right now, I need you to just sit still and not move. 436 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,156 Keep those negative probability ions from running amok. 437 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,088 Here, we picked up some Earth furniture for you 438 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,534 from one of your outdoor furniture stores. 439 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,358 Sit down, sit down. Get nice and comfy, 440 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,504 and don't move, please, for the remainder of our trip. 441 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,169 This chair smells bad. 442 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,827 No need to thank us. 443 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,495 Let's try to get nice and relaxed, and motionless. 444 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,344 Here. I can make it more comfortable. 445 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,239 (CREAKING) 446 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,206 Ow. 447 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,141 Oh, my. I am so sorry about that. 448 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,506 I... Milo, don't move. 449 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,404 What is this? 450 00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,278 It's an access hatch to the engine venting system. 451 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,354 Just try to crawl off very slowly. 452 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,293 It's a solid hatch. There's no reason 453 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,358 it should suddenly open unless... (SCREAMING) 454 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,687 ...you happen to be you. 455 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,532 Milo, hang on. We'll lower a rope to you. 456 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,458 Could you first shut off this fan? 457 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,563 Okay. Also a good idea. Just hang on. 458 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,195 I'm trying, but my hands are starting to slip. 459 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,371 If only I could... 460 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,474 Phew. Well, at least that won't chop me up. 461 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,612 (SCREAMS) 462 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,467 Hang on, Milo. 463 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,135 What is this stuff? 464 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,344 It's an air filter for the engine venting system 465 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,206 made of the softest fibers found anywhere in the universe 466 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,575 woven into a bed-like filter, 467 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,523 then electrified with almost a million volts. Ah. 468 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,520 Just take the rope and we'll pull you up. (SHATTERING) 469 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,552 Look out! 470 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,316 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 471 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,664 (ALARM BLARING) What's happening? 472 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,489 Well, that blade and burning filter 473 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,394 just plunged into our engine down below. 474 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,396 Can you repair it? 475 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,427 Do those sound like "We can repair it" alarms? 476 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,573 Let's just keep you moving, all right? 477 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,627 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 478 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,381 ¶ Hey ¶ Hey 479 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,549 ¶ Hey, you better watch yourself 480 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,448 ¶ Here I come I'm running off the rails 481 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,581 ¶ Hey ¶ Hey 482 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,545 ¶ Hey, a storm is brewing 483 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,464 ¶ We've got to throw the shoe in before something fails 484 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,487 ¶ We're going down, down, down 485 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,362 ¶ I swear you'd better 486 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,430 ¶ Just beware I'm a catastrophe 487 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,630 ¶ I'm a catastrophe 488 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,431 ¶ It's more than static 489 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,603 ¶ I'm a catastrophe 490 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,471 ¶ I may be problematic 491 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,270 ¶ I'm a catastrophe 492 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,271 ¶ It's automatic A catastrophe 493 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,277 (ALARM BLARING) 494 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,452 ¶ Hey ¶ Hey 495 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450 ¶ Hey, you better get away 496 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,292 ¶ I am a cycle of calamity 497 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,548 ¶ Hey ¶ Hey 498 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,286 ¶ Excuse the indiscretion 499 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,431 ¶ But I'm gonna be messing with your sanity 500 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,558 ¶ We're going down, down, down 501 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,333 ¶ I swear you'd better 502 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,402 ¶ Just beware I'm a catastrophe 503 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,731 ¶ I'm a catastrophe 504 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,466 ¶ It's automatic 505 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,641 ¶ I'm a catastrophe 506 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,509 ¶ Emotions in a panic 507 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,308 ¶ I'm a catastrophe 508 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,479 ¶ I'm in the attic. A catastrophe ¶ 509 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,484 So, is everyone clear on the plan? 510 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,353 Yes. It's terrible. 511 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,452 Ready? Go. 512 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,553 (PULSATING) 513 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,457 Ew. 514 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,662 Ew. All my organs are touching each other. 515 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,334 It is so much worse than I thought it would be. 516 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,543 You know, you don't really appreciate your bones until you lose them. 517 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,497 You know, we could have just used tongs 518 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,465 or a shovel or something to pick it up. (SCOFFS) 519 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,505 Guess I should have thought of that five minutes ago. 520 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,380 Remind me to punch you when we have bones again. 521 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,350 Okay, abomination, you're up. 522 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,778 Why does he even exist again? 523 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,523 It's a long story. 524 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,348 Yes, I am an abomination, but at least I have bones. 525 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,792 (ALL CHEERING) 526 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,363 CAVENDISH: Abomination. Abomination. 527 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,733 Well done, Lobe. 528 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,644 Everything is proceeding according to plan. 529 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,667 What plan? Why am I here? 530 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,373 (METAL CLANKING) 531 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,714 (SQUEAKING) 532 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,477 Uh-oh. This is our last ship. 533 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,649 (CLANGING) 534 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,647 Milo, little help, please. 535 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,649 Whoa! Whoa! 536 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,781 Whoa! 537 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,490 Eh. I'm all outta gear. 538 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,761 What do you need? 539 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,359 Um, an inflatable bounce house and a car jack. 540 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,602 You got it. (INHALES SHARPLY) 541 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,803 (INHALES SHARPLY) 542 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,573 Okay, everybody, put the screws back in. 543 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,412 Okay. 544 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,667 I think that should do it. (ALL CHEERING) 545 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,576 Yeah! (AIR HISSING) 546 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,678 All right, guys. Now, out with it. 547 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,380 You take me from my home planet, 548 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,552 you bring me way out here... 549 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,450 Why do you need my help? 550 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,822 Okay. Show him. 551 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,494 (ALL SCREAMING) 552 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,761 What is that? 553 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,559 That is why we need you, Milo. 554 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,761 To stop that before it destroys our world. 555 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,857 But how do... (AIR HISSING) 556 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,835 (ALL SCREAMING) 557 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,612 Melissa, do we have a heading? 558 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,377 All we have to do is follow Milo's bread crumbs. 559 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,537 Or in this case, debris. 560 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,614 Brilliant. 561 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,752 What is it? 562 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,877 I just hope, wherever he is, Milo is safe. 563 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,781 Um... Guys. 564 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,846 Whoa! 565 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,545 ZACK: Is that... Oh, no. 566 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:31,786 Milo! 567 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,758 ¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 568 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,634 ¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational 569 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,473 ¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 570 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:46,902 ¶ Whoa 571 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,566 ¶ Whoa 572 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,614 ¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn 573 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,441 ¶ You know I'd rather spin it 574 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,606 ¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 575 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,515 ¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶