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♪♪

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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky

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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly

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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree

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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be

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♪ Whoa

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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it

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♪ Whoa, whoa

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪

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Oh! Dad and Milo
are out for the day.

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Argh.

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I figured it was a good day
to work on anything

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I don't want set on fire.

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What're you up to?

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Lunch with someone I have been
secretively and clandestinely

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pining over for months.

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Don't feel bad
you didn't know,

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I play things
very close to the vest.

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Neal from the comic shop?

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Oh. Yeah. Well. We may
or may not be going on a date.

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Okay, I don't need to know.

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No, I don't know.

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It might be a date
or it might be as friends.

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Well, did he ask like,
"Wanna have lunch?"

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or "You wanna have lunch?"

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SARA: He asked with a lunchbox
emoji and a question mark.

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Okay.

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What was his tone
when he was texting?

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Exactly!

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I remember the first time
I went out with your father.

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He brought an extra
hazmat suit just for me.

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That's how I knew
it was a date.

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So you think it's a date?

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Please. Warn Dad.

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Initiate the necessary
precautions!

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MARTIN MURPHY: Hello.

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Oh, hi, hon! You think
you could text Sara

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when you're on
your way back?

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She either got
a date or not a date

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at the Diner Downtown.

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Got it. We'll keep
Murphy's law far away

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from the date-not-date
at the Diner Downtown.

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Bye, honey.

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Bye, Mom!
Bye, Mrs. Murphy!

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Bye, Mrs. Milo's mom!

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Well, luckily for Sara and us,

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today the full force
of Murphy's Law

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will be on Bluster Mountain!

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Flying down hilly,
slippery surfaces

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at increasing velocity!

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Are you sure we should be
doing this with two Murphys?

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(SCOFFS) Milo and I have been
skiing lots of times.

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Snow is soft and it melts.

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Unlike, for example, concrete.

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Which is...
The worst invention

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in the history of mankind.

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The worst.

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There are only so many things
that can go wrong with snow.

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Sixty-two, actually.
I brought a list.

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(GROWLS)

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(ALL SCREAM)

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And that is one of them.

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Giant snowman, check.

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That was number 12.

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(BOTH SWALLOWING)

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So... How long have you been
a Doctor Zone fan?

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Hmm...

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(GASPS) Well, the truth is,

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my dad used to watch it when
I was in fourth grade

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and I got to the point
where I would run downstairs

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every time I heard
the theme song

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and then I wouldn't wanna
watch anything else,

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and then I watched
every episode

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until I could write it down
from memory

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and then I asked my mom
if I could change my name

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to Time Ape, and she said no.

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(MAN COUGHS)

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That is really weird.

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Um, I think I need to go.

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I'll see you around
the comic shop,

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a place where I work
but in which

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I am not at all
personally invested.

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No, no, no!

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No, what?

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No... Mustard?

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If you feel that
strongly about it.

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(SIGHS)

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I like that you have strong
feelings about things.

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You do?
Yeah.

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Not many of my friends
have that quality.

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Oh, we're friends...

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Not a date.

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(EXHALES)

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It sure is nice
to finally get up here.

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It's just so relaxing.

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(SCREAMING)
Whoa!

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Ow!
Just a sprain.

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Ugh! Happens
all the time. Gah!

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Have fun!
Oof!

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Meet you back at the lodge
for hot cocoa!

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Movin' right along
on that list.

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It's not a to-do list.
I know.

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I don't want to see anyone
hit a tree or anything.

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Tree!
Ahhh-oh.

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Thanks.
Great reflexes.

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Whoa!
Whoops.

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Whoa!

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I ordered this
from a company online.

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They make skis and crutches.

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You really are prepared
for everything on that list!

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Maybe you should read it
to me, so I'm prepared, too.

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Emotionally.
Hmm.

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What fun would
that be?

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(WOLVES GROWLING)

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Does your list include
wolf attacks?

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Aah!

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What are they
running from?

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Get out of the way,
you stupid wolf!

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And that's why
I didn't think

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Time Ape was
Doctor Zone's brother.

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People don't talk about
Time Ape on dates.

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It was your theory about
the Chromium Gazebonate

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that convinced me.
It was brilliant!

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Compliment!
One point for date.

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(BELCHES)
Ooh, excuse me.

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Not date.

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Date!
Not date!

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Date!
Not date.

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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)

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ALL: Don't worry.
He can't see us.

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Large sheet of metal

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on a steep incline
covered in ice.

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And we think it's
a good idea to slide down it?

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I don't wanna tempt
fate around Milo.

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But it seems pretty safe.

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And we can see the end of it.

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(ALL SCREAMING AND LAUGHING)

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That silly bolt popped
right out of there.

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Yeah, right out.

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There's only one more bolt
holding that thing in.

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Yep. Just one.

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If that other bolt
popped out of there,

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this metal sheet'll roll up
like a big spool!

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Yep. A spool.

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Probably shoulda told somebody
or done something about it

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instead of standing
here yappin'.

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Yep. Probably.

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ALL: Whoa-ho!

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Yeah that was fun!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Maybe that list
was incomplete.

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No, this was like
number seven.

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But, we've made it
to the lodge...

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That's where we are
supposed to meet Dad.

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You know,
I really don't like it

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when they put free samples
in these magazines.

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Makes it very awkward to read.

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Oh, come on!

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That might not've
been a good idea...

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(ALL SCREAM)

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Ladies and gentlemen,
on behalf of the team,

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I present this placard

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to Sergio McGuiness

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who has broken the land speed
record on snow

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aboard his ship,
Snow Flyer 3.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Thank you. Thank you.

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I cannot believe this day
has happened.

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I have worked for
this dream my entire life.

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My dad tried
to break this record

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aboard the Snow Flyer 2...

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And died. (SNIFFLES)

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My grandfather died
aboard the Snow Flyer 1.

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I spent my whole life here
building the Snow Flyer 3.

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My wife and kids left me.

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But I'm here.
I feel good!

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I did it, Dad!

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I...
(ALL SCREAM)

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CROWD: Come back here.

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So I was thinking,
we could go to that

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cool downtown comic shop.

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It has all the same comics,
but they're arranged more...

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Interestingly?

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Date!
Friend!

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Date!
Arranged more interestingly?

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Who says that to someone
they're interested in?
Date!

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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)

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Or not?

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Let's go!

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(ALL SCREAM)

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Looks like we are
headed for town!

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Oh, my...

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Baby quails!

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(STRAINING)

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(ALL SCREAM)

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Those aren't quails!
They're partridges!

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Get out of here!
(TRAIN HORN SOUNDS)

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(ALL SCREAM)
Hang on!

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Hey!
The Diner Downtown!

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Sara's date-not-date!

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Can't we just put our
feet out and try to stop?

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Depends how much
you like your feet.

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All we can do is try to steer
clear of the restaurant!

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Right!

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Left!

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Right! Uh,
further right!

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Yeah!
Whoa, that was close!

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Milo, you did it!

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(ENGINE WHIRRING)

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You'll never take me alive!

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(SIRENS BLARING)

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(OFFICER OVER SPEAKER)
Please sir, just don't hurt

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the commemorative plaque!

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Isn't this place...
Interestingly laid out?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Sara, do you not like
comics anymore?

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No.
Uh. Yes.

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(STUTTERING) I know,
I've been weird today.

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I've been a little
in my head about it.

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Ugh, I know what you mean.

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Sometimes, it's like there are
these cosplaying versions

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of myself in my head debating,
and I have to be like,

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"Shut up, Turgenite
alien Neal!"

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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)

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Or shut up, out loud Neal.

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(MILO, MELISSA
AND ZACK SCREAM)

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Aw, man! And I just arranged
it all so interestingly.

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(SARA COUGHING)

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Hey, Sara and Neal
from the-comic shop!

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I don't call you that
around the house or anything.

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I don't call you anything.

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I've never mentioned you.

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Of course I mention you,
but only the normal amount.

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(METAL RATTLING)
ALL: Huh?

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Uh-oh, looks like
the boiler's overheating.

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I'll explain later!
(ALL SCREAM)

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NEAL: Hey, it's my sister!

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Lizzie!
Hey, Neal!

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Is that Sara from
the comic shop?

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(BOTH LAUGH UNCOMFORTABLY)

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(SINGING)
♪ Toboggans

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♪ Are not where you
typically look for romance

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♪ 'Cause there's
no way to steer

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♪ So you might hit a deer
Or get snow in your pants

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♪ Oh, but it's thrilling to be

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♪ In a moving death trap
like this, you can see

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♪ Then when push
comes to shove

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♪ This could be
a toboggan of love

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♪ Toboggan of love

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♪ Toboggan of love ♪

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ALL: Oh hey, Scott!

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Oh hey,
I've been landscaping.

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You like what I've
done with the place?

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Aah.

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MILO: Hey, Cavendish, Dakota!

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Hey, Murphy.
Hey, Milo.

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(BARKING)

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Diogee, This isn't
safe for a dog.

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Go home!

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And check.

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I guess it was
a to-do list.

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Sorry about that.

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Are you kidding?

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That was the best
first date ever!

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It was a date, right?

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(GASPS) All finished.

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(BARKING)

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(GROANS)