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♪♪

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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky

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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly

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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree

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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be

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♪ Whoa

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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it

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♪ Whoa, whoa

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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Stop!

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Huh?
(MUSIC PLAYS)

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ALL: Oh!

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Milo!

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Hi, Elliot, how's
the safety game?

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It's not a game, Milo.
I take safety very seriously
because safety is my business.

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Okay. How's the
safety business?

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Can't speak for the rest
of the town, but right here,

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on my post,
things are under control.

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON THE RADIO)

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DRIVER:
♪ Ground beef, breadcrumbs

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♪ Some onions and a... ♪

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(SCREAMS)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Actually, these feel good
on my sore knee.

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(BATS SQUEALING)

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(GROANS)

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Okay, everyone, it's safe.

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(BLIMP ENGINE WHIRRING)
Come on, let's go!

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Oh, sweet mother of safety!
That blimp is out of control.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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GIRL: Polyester, it burns.

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Don't panic, Elliot's
here to rescue you.

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I've had days of self-imposed
crisis management training

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and there's no
reason to worry.
See, you're fine now!

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Elliot Decker's here!

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You? Milo was the one
with the blimp scissors.

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We wouldn't need scissors,
if we didn't have a Milo.

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Uh, what are you
trying to say, Elliot?

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I'm saying that Milo is
a menace, and this world

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would be a better
place without him.

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(ALL GASP)

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Oh, snap!
That's a terrible thing
to say, Elliot.

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Yeah, Elliot,
that was pretty cold.

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I wonder what
it would be like,

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living in a world
without Milo.

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♪ If Milo weren't around

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♪ If he wasn't here

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♪ If that Murphy kid would
only disappear

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♪ I'd stop to sing and dance

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♪ Think I might even cheer

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♪ Put on my party pants

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♪ I wouldn't shed a tear

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♪ World would be a safer place

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♪ Without his little
infrastructure crushing face

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♪ I'm really only thinking
of the human race

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♪ And how much
better off we'd be

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♪ If Milo were in space

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♪ Every day the sun
would shine

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♪ We'd hear the bells
of safety chime

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♪ I'd retire this caution sign

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♪ There'd be no peril, risk,
jeopardy or hazards in
a world without Milo

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♪ In a world without Milo

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♪ In a world without Milo

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♪ In a world without Milo

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♪ In a world without Milo ♪

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Hmm!

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(SIGHS)

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Ah, here comes Milo's friends.

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So, I've been living
right next to them
for years

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and they don't
know who I am.

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So, where's your buddy Milo?

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Who's Milo?
Milo!

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You know that kid that you
and Melissa hang out with.

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Who's Melissa?
I'm Melissa.

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Oh, yeah, from science class.

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And you're Zack, right?
Yeah, nice to finally
meet you.

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I'm Chad...
Quit kidding around, you two!

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Where's Milo?
I'm also in your
science class.

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Milo? Is he new?
Oh, forget it!

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Oh, I get it! Very funny!

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Let's all play a joke on the
stalwart and surprisingly
handsome Safety Czar.

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Well, joke's over.

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Where is he? Milo!

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Who are you talking about?

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The wide-eyed kid
with the backpack.

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His hair stands straight
up in front.

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Odd shoes.
You mean that guy?

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You guys are mean.

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No, not you, Terry.

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Milo!
Sorry, Elliot,
just doesn't ring a bell.

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What? Oh, no, no, no!

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If there's no Milo,
then why is his name on
the back of my sign?

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Wait, no. It should say,
"Milo," here.

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Who messed with my sign?

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Oh, you've pushed
it too far now!
(BOTH SCOFF)

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You, dark hair and glasses,
get over here.

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I have a name, you know.

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Don't care. You know that guy
who's always causing problems
and messing things up?

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What's his name?
You mean, Terry?

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TERRY: Dude,
I've got feelings!

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(SCOFFS) Get out of here
and go to school.

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You can't have
everyone in on this gag!

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Wait. Sara! Sara Murphy!

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Yeah? Can I help you?

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It's me, Elliot!
Elliot?

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Elliot Decker,
from high school?

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I was a senior,
when you were a sophomore.

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Uh, sorry!

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Do you have a brother
named Milo?

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Milo Murphy?
No!

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No brother. Only child!

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Whoa! And no plans
in the family to have
another one anytime soon?

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Yeah, listen.
I have everywhere else,
I need to be.

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(GROWLS)

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Okay, then, well,
I'll see you later, I guess.

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Milo was never born,
he really doesn't exist!

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This is what I've
always wanted.

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To keep people safe. Yes!

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(SCREAMING) Yes!
Let safety reign.

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("REIGN" ECHOING)

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Uh-oh!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Okay, everybody.
Just stay back and...
It's okay.

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I got it!

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I guess, I'll just wait
for the next emergency.

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Huh. Okay!

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I guess I'll just sit
over here and wait
for the next emergency.

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(BELL RINGING)

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Careful, there, little guy.

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This is crazy!
I need to help somebody!

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I know what I can do.

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Is all this really necessary?

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I'm just setting the scene.

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(SPITS)

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Not gonna happen, man.

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Fine, we'll skip
the hair. Okay!

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You know what to do,
right? Action!

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(SIGHS) Oh, no!

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I spilled my marbles
all over the ground...

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ELLIOT: You didn't
spill the marbles.
What? I didn't...

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I didn't hear what you said,
I was reading...

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ELLIOT: I said, "You didn't
spill the marbles."
You gotta say...

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You gotta say the line as
you're spilling the marbles.

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(SCOFFS) Oh, no!

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I spilled my marbles
all over the ground.

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Stop, citizen,
that's dangerous.

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Someone could slip!

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(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

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Oh!

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There! I've averted
a tragedy and the town
is safe once again!

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(SOBBING) Oh,
who am I kidding?

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It's not the same.

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Do I still get my five bucks?

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Do the line.

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Thank you, Safety Czar.

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(SIGHS) I have to
make things safe.

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But I can't make things safe,
when everything's safe.

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This is exactly what
I've always wanted
but I'm not happy.

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The sad fact is, that once
you've been striving to stop,

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is exactly what
you need to justify
your place in the world.

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Elliot, you need Milo.

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You're right,
if this world has no Milo,

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what does it need me for?

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Without Milo, who...

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(SCREAMS) Talking squirrel.

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(SCOFFS) Well, that was rude.

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(PANTING)
The squirrel
was right, Elliot!

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You need me, Elliot!

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I have a name, you know.

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Well, that was rude.

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(BARKS)

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Diogee, go home!

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(SOBBING) Oh, Milo!

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Hey, did that guys
just say Milo?
Good heavens!

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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(GROANS)

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(CRYING, SCREAMING)

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(HORN BLOWING) Hey, you.
Aren't you the guy we saw
yelling Milo earlier?

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(PANTING) Milo? What?

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You know about Milo?
A little, a little.

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Yes, sorry, we went back
in time and maybe

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messed up the space-time
continuum, a little bit.

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And by we, he means, him...

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Yeah, anyway,
in this alternate version
of this universe,

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Milo was never born.

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But wait, if there's
no Milo, how come there
are Milo balloons?

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Yeah, there's no Milo
in this time stream but
there are Milo balloons!

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Go figure.
And talking squirrels.

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Yeah, what's up with that?
(SOBS)

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Normally, I would be amazed
at the very possibility
of time travel,

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but I'm so despondent
over my total irrelevance

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in a world without Milo,
that I can't even think
about that right now.

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Ah, don't worry,
we'll go back and fix it!

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After lunch.
Before lunch.

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Before lunch.
What difference could it make?

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Wait, why am I the only
one who remembers
the other time stream?

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The one with Milo in it?
I don't know.

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Is that a lead-lined
stop sign?

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Yeah.
Maybe, it shielded your
brain from time waves.

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(CRASHES)
(GRUNTS)

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You did not however shield
your head from that lamp post.

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So, where are we
gonna go for lunch?

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He wants to go fix
the time stream first.

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Oh, but then I won't exist.

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(GASPS) It was all a dream.

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Giant Milo balloons,
the talking squirrel,

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time travels,
I ran into a lamp post?

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Wait, why am
I wearing my clothes?

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Well, honey, I'm not sure
about all that other stuff

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but you certainly ran
into a lamp post.

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Well, how did I get inside?

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Oh, I brought you in.

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You're so big now,
I had to use
a furniture dolly.

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Wait a minute, does that mean?

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Oh! It says Milo.

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Milo!

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(SOBBING)
Um...

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Good to see you, Elliot.

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Milo, I don't ever want to not
see you anymore.

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Every again!
Uh, thanks, Elliot.

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That's the nicest
sentence anyone's ever
messed up for me.

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Yeah, thanks Elliot.
Thanks, Elliot.

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Thanks Elliot.
Thanks Elliot.

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(CAR HORN HONKS)

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Don't worry, we're on it!

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪