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♪♪

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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky

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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly

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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree

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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be

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♪ Whoa

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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it

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♪ Whoa, whoa

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪

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(BRAKES SQUEAL)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Okay children,
watch your step.

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Everybody go down there
and line up
at the end of the dock.

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Joni, watch out for the...
(JONI EXCLAIMS)

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(SPLASHING)
Okay, never mind.

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JONI: I'm okay.

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This is going to be
the best field trip ever!

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There better not be
any flying fish.

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I just hope it
doesn't end up like

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the teacher's convention
last year in Seattle.
Right?

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You know,
us Murphys love the sea.

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My great-great-grandfather

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was the captain
of the S.S. Murphy.

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But it was lost.
You mean it sank?

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No, just lost.
He came down to the dock
one day and it was gone.

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We think he left
the keys in it.

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Okay, kids, this is it.

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The reason there's no
school lunch program

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and the reason
you have to bring your own
toilet paper to school.

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I give you the school
board's very own yacht,

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the Indulgence.

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(ALL GASP)

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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
(KEYPADS TAPPING)

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(CELL PHONES CHIMING)
ALL: Hmm.

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The school board
thinks we can justify

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the expense if we use it
as a "teaching aide."

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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I just want to go on record
that Milo plus boat...

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I've never been on a boat
that wasn't sinking before!

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(LAUGHS) Whoo!

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Equals bad idea.

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(NERVOUSLY) Uh...

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MURAWSKI:
Oh, children, gather around.

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We're about to bring in our
first sample of marine life.

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Oh, isn't he cu...

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Can anyone identify this?

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Seriously, what is this?
Because I cannot see a thing.

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I think that's a squid.

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Oh, how nice.

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So can anyone tell me
what this is?

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(SLURPS)

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MILO: I'm telling you,
if it's a yacht it has
a galley full of food.

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It's probably right down...

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(ALL GASP)
Wow!

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ALL: Whoa!

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Have you ever seen
a spread like this?

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I don't know where to begin.

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I do. Alphabetically.

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Milo? What are you doing
down here in the...

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Oh, my goodness.

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(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh!

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Hello, beautiful.
I'm Bradley.

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What's your name?
No, no, let me guess.

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It's... Carla, isn't it?

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Yes, I'm gonna
call you Carla.

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COACH MITCHELL: (LAUGHS)
Look at me now!

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You can take away
my driver's license,

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but you can't stop me
from steering a boat!

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Hey, Coach,
you want one?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Be careful with that.

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These controls
are very sensitive.

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I mean, look at
this red button.

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It's been blinking
since we got on board.

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Look at that baby go!
(LAUGHS) Blink, blink...

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Did you guys see
the omelet station?

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MILO: (IN SLOW-MO) Ahhh!

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(IN SLOW-MO) No!

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(CHUCKLES) That's not so bad.

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That could've been
a whole... (GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMS)
(SQUAWKING)

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Help me!

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(WHIMPERS)

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(CRASHING)

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(SNAPS)
(COACH MITCHELL SCREAMS)

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Get it off me!

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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Hey, where'd you guys
get those?

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Down in the galley.
They got root beer,
and ice cream...

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Yeah, the ice cream
machine may be in use.

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(SQUAWKING)
(BUTTONS BEEPING)

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(SCREECHING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMING)

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♪ You get the breeze
In your hair

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♪ And the sweet salt air

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♪ When you're out
on the open sea

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♪ You can be my first mate
'Cause my ship is in shape

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♪ Won't you come
take a trip with me

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(SCREAMS)

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♪ We've got nothing to lose
Let's just go for a cruise

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♪ I can teach you ichthyology

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Huh?

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♪ Just sailing along with me
on the open sea

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♪ Just sailing along with me
on the open... ♪

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(CRASHING)

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(GROANS, THUDS)

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What did we run into?

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Hey, it's the S.S. Murphy!
We found it!

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Grandpa will be so happy.

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Are you children okay?
MELISSA: Uh-huh.

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Fine and dandy!
Yeah!

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That's more
than I can say
for the Indulgence.

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Her navigation system
and radio are shot.

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We're stranded?

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We'll starve!

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We're gonna
have to sleep outside!

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There's no cell service!

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Actually, I'm okay with it.

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So, we're lost and no one
knows where we are?

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That's my worst nightmare!
What about flying fish?

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Okay, it's my second
worst nightmare!

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Okay, I know
things look bad,

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especially since we
have the walking disaster
magnet on board.

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She's talking about me!

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But if we all just stay calm
and keep together,

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everything will be okay.

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I'm going native.
Who's with me?

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(MIMICS ANIMAL NOISES)

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Okay, children.

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I appear to be having
a small problem
with the faculty.

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I'll be back...

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Uh, so...

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Free period!

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Try not to eat each other!

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Okay, then.
Now, everybody
just stay calm.

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The last thing we want to
do right now is freak out.

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(SCREAMS)

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What's going on?
I was just taking a little nap
to get out of the noonday sun.

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Mr. Drako,
the ship ran aground,

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the radio's broken
and the rest of the teachers
ran off into the jungle.

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Sounds like our
teacher convention
last year in Seattle. (LAUGHS)

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No, seriously,
it was just like that.

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But don't panic.
We will just set off
a signal flare

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and see if anyone notices.

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Hmm.

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Okay, kids.
Now is the time to panic!

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(STUDENTS SCREAMING)

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Okay. Nobody tell
Grandpa about this.

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Now, children, don't worry
your pretty little necks.

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Heads.
Heads.

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I'm sure that Principal Milder
has everything under control.

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The time has come for you
to present your tribute.

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Oh, Great Milwa,
I bring you tribute.

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Your tribute pleases me not.

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The rest will bring tribute.

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COACH MITCHELL: No!

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I invoke the right
of Krum-Hai!

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ALL: Ooh.

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You challenge me?

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Bring it on, Mitchell.

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Don't remember those
in Seattle.

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(ULULATING)

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ALL: (CHANTING)
Krum-Hai! Krum-Hai!

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Sometimes I wonder what
became of the young ones.

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(COACH MITCHELL GRUNTING)

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(CONTINUE CHANTING)

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MILO: Okay, Melissa.
What have you got to report?

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Our scouting party found
a fresh water spring

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three clicks past
Dead Man's Bluff.

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Excellent. I have no idea
what a click is.

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But there's
a bamboo outcropping
on the North Ridge.

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You can use that to build
pipes for an aqueduct.

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Zack, how's it going
sealing up the hole?

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The mixture of flour,
milk, sugar,
butter and ice cream

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turned out to be
a highly effective sealant.

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Oh, so the mess
in the Mess Hall
proved useful after all!

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Yup, but we are still washing
the Carla off of Bradley.

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(SOBBING) Carla!

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Now, we just have
to figure out

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a way to get the yacht
back into the water.

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(DIOGEE BARKS)
Diogee?

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Diogee!

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How'd you get here?

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WOMAN: Hey, look at this.

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My almanac says
there's going to be
a freakish high tide today.

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Glad I'm not stranded
on an island somewhere.

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♪ I'll get from here to there

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♪ You can count on me

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♪ It's just a matter of time

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♪ I'll get from here to there

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♪ Don't worry, baby

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♪ You know I'm on my way

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♪ Don't worry, baby
Don't worry, baby

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♪ Don't you
make yourself crazy

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♪ I'll be there any day ♪

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ZACK: Now we just
have to figure out a way

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to get the yacht back
into the water.

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(BARKS)
Diogee?

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Diogee! How'd you get here?

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What's he doing?

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I think he's having
a flashback.

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(BARKS)

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What is it, boy?

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MILO: My old weather almanac.

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According to this,
today there'll be a super,

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mega high tide
which only happens
once every 50 years.

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ZACK: Yeah, uh,
what does that mean?

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It means it happens
and then it happens
again in 50 years.

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Dude, really?
Oh, um, it...

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It means we're about to be
underwater in about...

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Ten minutes.

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That's horrible!
Not if we're in the boat.

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The high tide
will lift the yacht
right off this island.

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MELISSA: What about
the teachers?

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Now, that's horrible!

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Uh, everyone,

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we've got to find
the teachers and get them
back on this boat!

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And we've got... (SLURPS)

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Nine minutes and 39 seconds.

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Why can't I knock you over?

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You've got, like,
twice your body weight!

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I'm a middle school principal!

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(RUSTLING)

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(CAMERA CLICKS)

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This one's going
in the yearbook.

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Um, while I admire
the rich culture

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that you've created in...
(SLURPS)

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Forty-five minutes,

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we've got to get you
back to the boat!

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(GRUNTS) Do not give orders.

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I wield the scepter
of Krum-Hai!
(BARKS)

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Okay, now, the dog has it.

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ALL: We must do as he bids.

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For he has the scepter!

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The floppy-eared one
will be our leader!

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I know, right?

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MURAWSKI: He has the scepter!
He is the chosen one!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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We don't have time for this!

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The island will be under
water any second now!

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Why should we believe you?

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I invoke the right of Krum...

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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The high tide!

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MELISSA: It's working!

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Everyone, hold on!

251
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,090
Oh, the island spirits
are wrathful!

252
00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,880
I invoke the right of Krum...
Yeah.

253
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,760
We're not
doing that anymore.

254
00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,760
Get it off! Get it off!

255
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:14,970
Flying fish! Flying fish!

256
00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:19,760
(SCREAMING)

257
00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:24,220
(ON SPEAKER) Congratulations
go to the S.S. Indulgence.

258
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,550
You're the winners
of the Jefferson G. County
Surf Competition.

259
00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:29,550
A boat can't win
a surf competition.

260
00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:32,510
That's like a washing machine
winning a beauty pageant!

261
00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,880
MAN: A washing machine
can't win a beauty pageant.

262
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,880
It's like a cardboard box
being appointed
to the Supreme Court.

263
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,880
Actually, I am okay with it!

264
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,840
Well, apparently a boat can
win a surf competition.

265
00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,550
It just doesn't come up
very often.

266
00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:46,880
And, well,
here's your prize money,

267
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,300
$58, 212.

268
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,510
That's just enough money
to fix the yacht.

269
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:52,970
With $2 left over!

270
00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:55,720
We can buy a candy bar
and a half!

271
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,590
You know, guys, I think
we handled ourselves

272
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,880
pretty well
out there today.

273
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,380
Yes, we did.

274
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,470
BRADLEY: (CRYING) Carla!

275
00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:06,130
Carla!

276
00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,590
Bradley,
there's a guy selling

277
00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,180
ice cream right there
on the beach.

278
00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:11,800
BRADLEY: (TEARFULLY)
It's not the same!