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♪♪

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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky

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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly

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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree

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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be

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♪ Whoa

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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it

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♪ Whoa, whoa

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♪ Never boring
even for a minute

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪

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I can't believe we're gonna
get to see Victor Verliezer
in the flesh.

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He invented most
of the technology
that we use today.

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The V-Phone.
Hello.

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The V-Tablet.
(BEEP)

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And V-Water.
It comes in a
V-shaped bottle.

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Wow. He even makes
spilling water
more efficient.

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If we meet him, I'm gonna
tell him how he inspired me
to create this new app.

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I didn't know
you could program.

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Apparently, I cannot.

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It was supposed to
add an armadillo
to any photo.

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But instead all it does
is make this annoying
high-pitched sound.

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(HIGH-PITCHED SOUND)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Well, that is annoying.
And high-pitched.

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There's gotta be
some use for it.

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Well, if anyone
can think of one,
it's Victor Verliezer

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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NARRATOR: Newton, Galileo,

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Einstein, Verliezer.

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All of them changed
the way man thinks.

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But only one of them
changed the way man does.

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I'm referring, of course,
to Victor Verliezer.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Victor Verliezer.

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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

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Hey, thank you.

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Ever since the 1950's,
we've been promised
one thing.

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Robots!
Am I right?

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(ALL CHEER)
MAN: No, I wanted
a flying car.

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And has anyone ever made good
on that imagined promise?

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Actually, the
Japanese have...
ALL: No!

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Until today.

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I present to you an
invention that will change
everything forever.

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The Cybernetic Individual
Domestic Droid
or C.I.D.D

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C.I.D.D: Hello,
Doctor Verliezer.

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Hello, everyone.
I am C.I.D.D.

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ALL: Hi, C.I.D.D.

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C.I.D.D: I just flew in
from Silicon Valley

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and boy are my servos tired.
(LAUGHS)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Isn't he fantastic?

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C.I.D.D is going
to revolutionize
your life.

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How often have to tried
to peel a hard-boiled egg

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only to get those little
pieces of eggshell

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stuck under your fingernails?

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Nope, never happened to me.
I don't have a
problem with that.

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C.I.D.D.

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ALL: Ooh!
He solved a problem I didn't
even knew I had.

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But wait, there's more!

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You there, in the
sweater vest and slippers.

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(LAUGHS) Come on up here.
Yeah, right up here.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

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Safety goggles.
Way ahead of you.

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What do you like
more than anything?

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My family.
Card tricks, of course.

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C.I.D.D: Pick a card.
Any card.

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(THUDS)

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C.I.D.D: I am so sorry
young man.

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I hope I did not hurt you.

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You're a very polite
robot, C.I.D.D.
C.I.D.D: I try.

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Not to worry.
C.I.D.D is well-equipped
for the unexpected.

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C.I.D.D: Ow!
(ALL GASP)

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You see, C.I.D.D can't
be knocked down.

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C.I.D.D: Ow!
Ow! Ow!
And so advanced,

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he actually feels pain
while I hit him.

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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And he can multi-task.

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He can juggle, do your taxes
and make a perfect souffle.

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C.I.D.D: Do you have any
business expenses you'd
like to deduct?

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Gosh, no.
But I do love
souffles.

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Where did you learn
how to do all
this cool stuff?

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C.I.D.D: From... From...

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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
Must find zero.
Ah...

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Um, ladies and gentlemen,
C.I.D.D is just a prototype.
C.I.D.D: Zero-zero...

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And we are still working out
a few of the kinks.

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That's the end of our
presentation. Goodbye.

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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
Must find zero.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Do you know how bad
this makes me look?

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I thought we got rid of
that "zero-zero" nonsense.

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We did a full
memory wipe!

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Well, do it again.

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C.I.D.D: C.I.D.D must
find zero-zero.

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Guards,
restrain him!

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(GRUNTING)

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Why did that idiot teach him
how to juggle?

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What idiot?

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Get him!
Zap that little trash can.

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C.I.D.D: Ow! Ow!
Ow! I feel pain.

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Please do not erase me.

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No!

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VICTOR: That's my knee.
That's my other knee.

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C.I.D.D: Help me.
Help me, help me.

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To the V-Carts!

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Guys, we need to help C.I.D.D.

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What do you mean?
C.I.D.D said, "Help me."

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Whoa, wait.
Was he scared?
How did he say it?

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Like this.
(ROBOTIC VOICE) Help me!

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Well, I guess it is hard
to tell with a robot.

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You raise
an interesting question.

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Are his feelings real,

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or has he just been
programmed to mimic
the emotions of humans?

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This will raise important
ethical questions

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as artificial intelligence
becomes more prevalent
in our society.

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Nobody cares, Jim.

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(PANTING)

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The tracks lead in here.

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Oh, no. They're having
a Lumberjack Festival today.

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What's the matter with that?
Don't you understand?

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I was the lead singer
of the Lumberzacks.

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I'll be mobbed.

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I have a huge following among
the lumberjack community.

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The lumberjack community?
It's a thing.

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That you're not a part of.

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I'm telling you, it's gonna
happen any minute.

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They're gonna recognize me
and it will be mayhem.

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Hey! I know you.
Oh, no. Here it comes.

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We went to elementary
school together.

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Okay, maybe not them.
But it will happen.

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You sure C.I.D.D was saying
he needs to find zero-zero?

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What's that even mean?

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Wait a minute!

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Fish, hamburger, balloon.

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No, that doesn't mean
anything. Let's try again.

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Center, graph, origin...

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(GASPS) Of course.

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The center of an XY graph
is called zero-zero.

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But it's also called...
The origin.

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C.I.D.D is looking
for his origin.

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You mean like where
he came from?

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But everyone knows
his creator is
Victor Verliezer.

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Just like everyone knows
that I'm the lead singer
of the Lumberzacks.

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Really? Nothing?

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Wait, wait.
Didn't Victor Verliezer
used to work with a partner?

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Yes. Clyde Rickenbacker.

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It was a big story
when they broke up.

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What if, and just
go with me on this,

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what if Clyde is zero-zero?

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You're saying the man
who invented the
V-V-Neck Sweater

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took credit for
someone else's work?

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Well, there's one way
to find out.

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Find Clyde Rickenbacker.

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Did it. He's right
over there. Boo!

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How did you do that?

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He just posted a selfie
and we're in the background.

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MILO: C.I.D.D, the robot,
Please come
to security booth 12.

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Zero-zero is looking for you.

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I repeat, zero-zero
is looking for you.

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So now, supposedly,
this robot with
human emotions

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is gonna come running
up here to reunite with...

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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero?
(YELPS)

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C.I.D.D!
C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.

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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.

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Oh, thank you for finding
my robot, children.

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Here are some free gift cards.

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Cool, I can upgrade
my V-Phone.

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Zack!
You no longer have
our admiration.

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Oh! Ouch!

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C.I.D.D wants to be
with me, Victor.

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Well, it's not up
to him, is it, Clyde?

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Hello, Mr. Verliezer.
Zack Underwood.

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Big fan. I want to
show you a little app
that I've invented.

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It's gonna be huge.

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Zack, not now.

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No, no.
This is exactly
the right time.

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See, it's called
the Zack App.

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You just push this little
button like so...

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(HIGH-PITCHED SOUND)
Ow!

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So annoying! Ah!
And high-pitched!

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(BEEPING)

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Come on C.I.D.D.
This way.

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After those kids.

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And the old man
and the robot.

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After all of them.

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Huh. Zack from
the Lumberzacks,

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right here in my
security booth.

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We're never gonna be able
to outrun them.

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But we might be able
to out-roll them.

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I learned how to log-roll when
I was with the Lumberzacks.

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It's very hard to master
and takes lots of hours of...

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Oh, okay. Never mind.

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Let's see if your V-Carts
can do this.

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(YELPS)

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Wow! They can.

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Must be some kind of
gyroscopic
stabilizing device.

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Very impressive.
Stop admiring him.

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MILO AND ZACK: Sorry.

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This way!

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.

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Let go of him.
I built C.I.D.D
and you know it.

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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.

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You can erase his memory
a million times,

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but those early days
we spent together

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when I taught him to juggle,

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those are burned into
his hardware

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and you'll never get him
to forget me.

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Well, that's all very
touching, isn't it?

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But you signed away the
rights to all your inventions.

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So, C.I.D.D is mine.

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I'm a good inventor but
I'm a terrible businessman.

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I just don't know
the value of a dollar.

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This is like 63 cents, right?

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It's 100 pennies!

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How many times do we have
to have this conversation?

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So Clyde was the real
genius and you're making
all the money?

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You wanna talk genius?
How about making
people believe

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that they needed my
V-Co products?

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I mean look at this V-Phone 6.

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It's just smaller than the 5

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and bigger than the 4.
That is literally
the only difference,

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and it's flying off
the shelves.

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People have
different-sized pockets.

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People are sheep.

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People are stupid
gullible puppets

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that I can manipulate
at my whim.

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Who's the genius now?

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Actually it's still
Clyde because

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he dint just say a bunch
of horrible things about

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the public while we were
live streaming on our phones.

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People are sheep.

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People are stupid
gullible puppets

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that I can manipulate
at my whim.

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How insulting!

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I'm selling my V-Co
stock immediately.

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Yeah, I'm not a sheep.

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I'm gonna do exactly
what she was doing.

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(BLEATING)

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(CLEARS THROAT) I'm sorry.
I was trying to say
we have a bad connection.

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Sell my V-Co
stock immediately.

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Hey, there's an armadillo.

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It works!

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Mr. Verliezer, we just
went out of business.

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Wow! Things really happen
quickly in the digital age.

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MAN: Oh! My lunch
was in there.

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(GRUMBLING)

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C.I.D.D: Thank you,
Milo Murphy.

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I will remember you

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when the robots
take over the world!

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(LAUGHS) Psych!
Just kidding.

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪