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(CROWS CAWING)
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There it is.
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The temple of
forgotten math books.
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You mean, "School
where you happen to always
forget your math book"?
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It does start looking
creepier as the sun goes down.
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I hope Miss Camilichec's room
isn't locked.
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We might need
the Great Key Keeper
to get in the classroom.
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Who?
Fred the janitor.
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Also known as
"The Key Keeper."
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Because he has a lot of keys.
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He's a wise
and mysterious force
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who guides us on quests
toward enlightenment.
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The janitor at my old school
just yelled at us
and called us slobs.
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Oh, out of batteries.
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Hello?
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Hello?
Hello?
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Hello, children.
ALL: Principal Milder!
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You kids are here
a little late.
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I forgot a book that I need
for my homework.
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Again?
Melissa, I'm so disappointed.
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It's just in
Ms. Camilichec's room.
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Oh, she locked up early.
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Er, can we turn
the hall lights on?
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No. We need to save money
after the school board
bought that yacht.
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Step into my office,
we'll get that key.
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I'm giving you my only copy.
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And I'm saying thank you.
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Why are they describing
what they're doing?
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I once knew a kid
who borrowed one of my
classroom keys
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and didn't return it.
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And do you know
what happened to that kid?
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No.
Okay, well, if you find out,
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tell them
I would like my keys back.
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Someday three children
I know will be
sitting around saying,
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"Old Principal Milder,
she really
taught us something."
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You mean us?
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Oh, no. Three other kids.
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ZACK: I could show you
some techniques
to help you not forget stuff.
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Ooh, "Techniques"?
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You could make a list
of things you need to
take home.
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Oh, I made a list.
And where is it now?
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I needed something to hold
the page in my math book.
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Here it is.
And here's the list I made.
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See?
"Bring home math book."
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Lists don't work. Boom!
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Well, not if you leave them
in the thing,
you were trying to remember.
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Zack, the key?
We need to lock the door.
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Oh, I saw it
on the desk in there.
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The good news is,
we have already
locked the door.
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The bad news is,
we have already
locked the door.
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No!
I have to get her key back!
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I'm going to be the star
of one of her
I-knew-a-kid-stories.
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Don't worry, no one ever knows
what kid she's talking about
when she tells them.
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Looks like we're going to
need the Great Key Keeper
after all.
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You're right.
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He can get us back in.
But he's impossible to find.
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Some say,
he doesn't even exist.
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But you said he's the janitor.
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Some say,
I said he's the janitor.
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It a quest!
Yeah, a quest.
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Looking for the janitor
is a "quest?"
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Okay,
do you want a quest or not?
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Because if not,
there's a chair right there
with your name on it.
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Literally, in a heart.
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By the way,
I think that girl Crystal
likes you.
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Wait. Which one is Crystal?
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The one that likes you,
apparently.
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Wait a minute!
On the back of this
blank piece of paper.
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It's a map of the school!
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No, that blank piece of paper
is just the back of a map.
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What are the odds
that we would find this
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on the very evening
of our quest?
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Pretty high,
since they hand those out
to everybody.
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Shh! The quest.
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Fred?
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Weird. The great key keeper
doesn't lock his own door.
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The Pyramids. Stonehenge.
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Well. Nothing lasts forever.
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There's gotta be a clue
around here somewhere.
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(ALL GASPS)
ALL: Mr. Drako?
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Oh, children.
I stepped inside to get a mop
and I got locked inside.
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I've done that so many times.
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Hey! There's a note.
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"Children, follow the path
where your feet may squeak,
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"only then will you receive
the object you seek."
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Ooh, cryptic!
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Why? Because it rhymes?
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Feet squeak on clean floors.
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He's cleaning the hallway!
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ALL: The quest!
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ZACK: Also called just
"Looking for the janitor."
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MELISSA: Zack!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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Man, he gets these floors
so clean.
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We're actually accelerating!
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MELISSA: Look out for the
Jefferson G. County statue!
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(ALL GRUNT)
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It's falling! (GRUNTS)
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Is knocking over
that statue part
of the "quest"?
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You don't have to
use air quotes.
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I can't help it.
Could be the quest.
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It could also be
Murphy's Law, you know.
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Something that can go wrong,
going wrong.
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That's what makes it questy.
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Stop making up words.
(CHUCKLES)
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The wet floors stop here.
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As if he vanished.
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Either that or he did this
area first,
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and it just had time to dry.
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(POUNDING)
Beat them. Knock them clean.
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(ALL COUGHS)
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The hall monitors are cleaning
the erasers! (COUGHS)
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Quick, put on these
dust-filtering masks.
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ZACK: And they have
animal faces on them because?
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MILO: They serve a variety
of purposes.
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Beat them. Knock them clean.
Beat them like a tambourine.
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ZACK: It's jammed!
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It's like my dad always says,
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"The only way out is through
a creepy dark corridor."
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(QUIETLY) Milo.
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Oh, that's just the school
Halloween decorations.
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ZACK: So, these are
just decorations too?
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Oh, no, yours are real.
(BOTH SCREAM)
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Get them off! Get them off!
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Uh-oh.
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We're going to grow
old in here,
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and they'll find us
when we're like, 24.
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And Principal Milder
will still be talking about
how irresponsible I am!
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Hang on!
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I think I have something
that can get us out!
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So that's what our
student ID's are for.
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So this is the library.
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It's like the Internet,
but on paper.
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Hey, wait.
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One red book...
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ZACK: So how are we
going to get out?
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I think that was
our only way in.
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(SCREAMS)
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What were you doing?
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I was tilting a book
to see if there was
a secret passageway.
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(CRUMBLES)
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Wow... I was absolutely sure
that would not work.
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It's so dark in here.
I can't see anything.
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I got that covered.
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How's this going to work?
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I got a generator
in my backpack.
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You know, this reminds me
of the time my family
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and I fell into an
undiscovered Aztec temple
and we had to...
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(GENERATOR RUNNING)
(INAUDIBLE)
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(GENERATOR GOES DOWN)
...the museum.
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Oh, the generator
ran out of gas.
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So the Mona Lisa
that's hanging in the Louvre
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right now isn't even
the real one?
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Nope. That was painted
by my cousin Reggie.
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Though to be fair,
Reggie is an
above-average artist.
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Hey look, guys,
the Great Key Keeper
left us a sign!
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Yes! I knew
he wouldn't let us down.
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A mop bucket?
No, not a mop bucket.
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A sign on the...
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(SARCASTICALLY) Quest.
Guys, up here!
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I've seen this before.
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Me too. Maybe in a dream.
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Or during second period.
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Goggles everyone!
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In case of a chemical splatter
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or Bunsen burner
incident or...
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(SMASHES)
Ferret attack!
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(GASPS) I'd just gotten them
down for the night.
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Sam, Betty, Jackie, Skylar!
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MELISSA: A clue!
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See. Goggles.
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You brought the ball back!
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(CHUCKLES)
Today must be my lucky day.
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The janitor caught a pop
fly up on the roof
only minutes ago.
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ALL: Hey.
It's like I've got a whole new
crop of outfielders.
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(GROANS)
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Please,
please let that happen.
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Did you say
the janitor was on the roof?
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Well, I assumed
it was the janitor.
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I mean, I... I've never really
met the guy, you know.
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Although sometimes I swear
he's guiding me
with little messages.
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Is... Is that stupid?
BOTH: No!
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Yeah, I'm going to
reserve comment.
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Well, no janitor. What now?
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I don't know,
I guess we go back to...
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Oh...
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I think this whole day
was a lesson about
automatically locking doors.
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Hey! We're right over
Ms. Camilichec's classroom.
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Do you think...
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My dad always says
"When one door closes,
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"there's usually access
through a vent in the roof."
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Oh, hey, my art pad,
I need that too.
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I forgot I even forgot that.
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Got it!
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(GASPS)
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MILO: Oh, it's the drama club.
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What's with the scary masks?
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We're doing
commedia dell'arte.
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I'm Pantalone,
the greedy Venetian merchant.
(SNICKERING)
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Come back here!
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(WAILING)
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(ALARM RINGING)
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Quiet everyone,
this is not a drill!
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Principal Milder,
it's not a fire.
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MILO: Sorry, we...
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PRINCIPAL MILDER: You know,
I once knew three children
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who didn't enact
their fire drill lessons
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and one day, those three...
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I said to them,
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"You think you're going to
have it better than this
out in the wild,
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"go ahead, run free,
fly the nest.
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"But under my roof,
you'll obey my rules."
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(FERRETS SQEAKING)
And it was like,
something clicked.
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Or maybe it's just that
cheesy cracker
you got stuck to your foot.
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By the way,
while we were up
on the roof,
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I put on a new coat
of sealant.
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You know,
I once knew a child
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who was always up
on roof tops sealing vents.
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Do you know
what happened to him?
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He's a successful contractor?
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Hmm... Interesting theory.
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Did you have fun
on the "quest"?
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You mean the quest, no quotes.
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Yes, I did.
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But it's too bad,
we never meet the key keeper.
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Oh, come back!
I have more cheese crackers!
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It's you!
The Great Key Keeper!
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Fred the Janitor!
Yes, hello.
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We really appreciate
your help.
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My math book would
thank you if it could speak.
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I hereby
bestow these treasures
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upon you
and your trusty allies.
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We will treasure these always.
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That's fine.
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But first,
go help clean up the hallway.
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Okay, but hang on.
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Zack! Over here!
Zack! Zack!
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It's the Key Keeper,
come here!
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The Great Key Keeper!
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He's gone.
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But he left us another sign.
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Oh! I forgot this.
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ 'I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪