1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,840 ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:14,208 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky 3 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,577 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly 4 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,416 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree 5 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,893 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be 6 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,492 ♪ Whoa 7 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,164 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,364 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 9 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:31,926 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it 10 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:36,935 ♪ Whoa, whoa 11 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,240 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 12 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,912 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ 13 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,520 Yes, now! It's battle of the bands. 14 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,055 I think they'll notice if we don't have microphones. 15 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:01,691 And you are? Milo, Melissa, Zack and Mort. 16 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,128 I mean, the name of your band. 17 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,733 Do we need a band name? We're just getting started. 18 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,795 Well, welcome to Battle of the Bands. 19 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,704 Just Getting Started. That's not what I meant. 20 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,966 Put this up in your practice area. 21 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,065 MELISSA: So this is our competition, huh? 22 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,478 Yeah, but we're not here to battle. 23 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,640 We're just here to get experience 24 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,037 playing in front of people. 25 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,909 (MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,277 I like their band name. Bad Idea. 27 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,816 As in, bad idea if you have to follow them. 28 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:26,922 Stop worrying. 29 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,123 Our only goal is to experience playing on stage. 30 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,116 All right guys, I got our wristbands. 31 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,718 (THUDS LOUDLY) 32 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,029 BAND MEMBER 1: You okay? BAND MEMBER 2: Yeah. I'm okay. 33 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,927 Guess I'll suit up now. 34 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,269 (CLANKING) 35 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,331 Now we should be safe 36 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,169 of any Murphy's Law-type activity. 37 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,304 Looks sturdy, but I'm still a little nervous. 38 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,839 (HICCUPS) Ugh. Sorry. 39 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,444 I hiccup when I'm nervous. 40 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,776 We all had nerves when the Lumberzacks first started. 41 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,481 Sure, the costumes alone. 42 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,183 What exactly are you guys worried about? 43 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,315 What if my bass goes out of tune between then and now? 44 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,580 That's not gonna happen. What if no one can hear us? 45 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,119 Or I'm emotionally out of sync? 46 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,524 Or I have a sneezing fit? A coughing fit. 47 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,857 A giggle fit. A snoring fit. 48 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,692 I'm a snorer. Mort, you'll be awake. 49 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,157 I'm preparing for all of the above, 50 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,756 plus electrical fires, building instabilities, 51 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,328 or llama stampedes. 52 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,666 Hey, guys. There's no pressure for us to be perfect. 53 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:18,102 Everybody relax. 54 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,638 (INHALES AND EXHALES) 55 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,873 Okay. Thanks, Zack. 56 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,237 Okay, I'm going to go get some snacks. 57 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,041 You guys work on... 58 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,879 (SCREAMS) See you later, guys! 59 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,184 Relaxing. 60 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,276 I was never anxious about shopping carts. 61 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,748 Until now. (HICCUPS) 62 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,147 SHELLY: Lumbermax? 63 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:39,119 Lumbermax? I have your wristbands! 64 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,889 Lumbermax? No, can't be. 65 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,728 Lumbermax. We're right here. 66 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,863 Zack? What are you doing here? 67 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:49,129 Hey, Max. Lyle, Sean, Melvin. 68 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,839 Oh, we changed their names to Max too. 69 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,140 Oh. Hi, Maxes. ALL: Hi. 70 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,473 You competing today? It's actually our first gig. 71 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,838 So, we'll see how it goes. 72 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,206 I always appreciate some good competition. 73 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,476 I mean, we're really not focused on winning. 74 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,654 I hear you, friend. I relish the rivalry. 75 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,883 But I don't want to be your rival. 76 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,719 I see what you did there. A little reverse psyche. 77 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:10,424 I'm not reverse psyching anything. 78 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,057 You know. How are you guys doing? 79 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:15,892 We're making a comeback. Touring, a new album, a music video. 80 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,659 And, there's a Lumbermax themed set of tools. 81 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,897 They sing when you saw. How've you been? 82 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,873 Good! I like my new school, 83 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,671 and my friends. Things are good. 84 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,203 Wow, you've had a rough time, why didn't you say? 85 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,409 (CHUCKLES) No! I'm not having a rough time at all. 86 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,581 That's it, let those hard times fuel you. 87 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,380 I better get back to my band. See you later. 88 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:34,883 Don't beat yourself up too much. 89 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,124 Second place is great for an amateur musician. 90 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,320 You know what? Ha-ha. Okay! Okay! 91 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,764 You are not going to believe this. 92 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,460 There's a saw that sings? 93 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,932 I picked it up just in case, isn't it cool? 94 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,861 ♪ Saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart ♪ 95 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,796 (NARRATOR READING) 96 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,102 I ran into the Lumberzacks. (CHUCKLES) 97 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,935 They're called the Lumbermax now. 98 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,870 Well now all the good band names are taken. 99 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,205 Who are the Lumberzacks? 100 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,810 Is there some backstory that I'm not... 101 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:05,241 It was the year 2016. (ECHOES) 102 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,208 Sorry, I had the reverb up all the way. 103 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:11,117 The year 2016 and the Lumberzacks were on tour. 104 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,591 We had been to shopping malls all over the quad-state area. 105 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:16,921 We sing together. We danced together. 106 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,616 MILO: You wore flannel shirts together. 107 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:19,888 ZACK: But the pressure was too much. 108 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,786 We started partying constantly. 109 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,958 It was nonstop. 110 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,327 Then one day, a girl came between us. 111 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,827 I was standing there. She can stand there. 112 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:30,839 I was clearly on line. 113 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,940 I don't think it was clear. 114 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:36,012 Just like that, we drove her away. 115 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,182 So how did it end? 116 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,010 When I left, they didn't take it well. 117 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,806 I'll see you guys. Good luck. 118 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,018 Okay. (PLAYING VIDEO GAME) 119 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,280 Plus they all changed their names to Max. 120 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,919 So? 121 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,994 When I was the lead singer, they never changed their names to Zack. 122 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,093 Did you want them to? 123 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,864 No, but that's not the point! 124 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:54,792 And now they're convinced they're gonna win. 125 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,798 We have got to step up our game. 126 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,430 I thought you said to just relax and something. 127 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,696 I don't know what the rest was. 128 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,934 I... I got carried off on a shopping cart. 129 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,669 If we don't sound great, 130 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,374 these guys will really think I'm lost without them. 131 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,007 Wow, this is like one of those movies 132 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,713 where there's one dance team from the streets 133 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,645 and one dance team is classically trained, 134 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,380 and they're both going to do this competition, 135 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,145 but then the street team runs out of funding, 136 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,283 so they have to raise the money, 137 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,948 and then the classically trained dancer 138 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,646 leaves the other team and joins them 139 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,858 and teaches them the value of hard work. 140 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,192 Exactly! Now pick up your sticks! 141 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,988 Melissa, pick up your bass. 142 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,059 Okay, but I'm telling you now, I'm not changing my name to Zack. 143 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:35,028 Milo, that accordion's not going to play itself. 144 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,968 Actually, it does, it has a self-play function right here. 145 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,174 That's cool, but another time! 146 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,205 A one-two-three-four. 147 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,941 (MUSIC PLAYING) 148 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,913 No, stop! Start again. 149 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,978 One-two-three-four. 150 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,647 (MUSIC PLAYING) 151 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,145 Wait, no. Not quite my tempo. 152 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,088 One-two-three-four. 153 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,263 (MUSIC PLAYING) 154 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,062 (THUDS) (RATTLING) 155 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,900 (DOGS WHIMPERING) 156 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,602 Stop! What was wrong with that? 157 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,904 Nothing yet, but I had a feeling something would be. 158 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,096 (DOGS WHIMPER) 159 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,937 I love puppies. No back talk. 160 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,043 We can replace you with a drum machine. 161 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,775 I play bass. 162 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,011 Okay, then we'll replace Mort with a drum machine and he can play bass. 163 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,006 I like puppies too. Yeah, so do I, 164 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,248 but you don't see me destroying this band over it! 165 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,724 Well, actually... SHELLY: Just Getting Started. 166 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:29,353 Please, check in backstage. 167 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,119 All right, shake it off. 168 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,357 Put your differences aside. Hands in. 169 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,533 One, two, three... 170 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,932 ALL: Just getting started! 171 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,064 Yeah, we really need a better name. 172 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:41,199 (APPLAUDING) 173 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,974 All right. I'd like to introduce our judges. 174 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:47,273 Judge 1, Miss Whipley, the music teacher at Jefferson Middle School. 175 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,107 Judge 2, Mr. Schmidt. 176 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,112 The manager of the Pets N Stuff U Feed 'Em store, 177 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,984 whose parking lot, he's graciously offered for today's event. 178 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:56,153 And Judge 3, Slash. 179 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,422 (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 180 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,750 I'm a big fan, Mr. Slash. Can I have your autograph? 181 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,716 Just call me Slash. Mr. Slash is my dad. 182 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,315 Let's hear it for our first band, 183 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:07,387 Scott and the Undergrounders! (APPLAUDING) 184 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,997 (GUITAR STRUMMING) ♪ He shall be our leader ♪ 185 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,530 That... That's it, that's all we have. 186 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,967 Okay. 187 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,702 Scott and the Undergrounders! (GAS HISSING) 188 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,769 Yeah! 189 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,807 Next up, the Lumbermaxes. (APPLAUDING) 190 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,142 Performing their new song, 191 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,307 Saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart. 192 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,477 (MUSIC PLAYING) 193 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,245 (CROWD CHEERING) 194 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,823 ♪ I know your pining 195 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:36,792 ♪ But every cloud has got a silver lining 196 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,493 All he did was change the word "Chop" to "Saw!" 197 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:40,986 Zack, are you sure you're... 198 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,987 We've got to be great if we're going to beat them. 199 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,299 Is your bass tuned properly? Let me take a look at it. 200 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,631 ♪ My heart is strong... 201 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,196 (PLAYS BASS) Um, okay. 202 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,934 Yeah, yeah. It seems okay to me. 203 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,199 Yeah. Yeah... You know what, 204 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,667 I better just play this for you. 205 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,365 Yeah, I can play both at once. Can't I? 206 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,967 I mean, yeah, yeah. I can do it. 207 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,839 Yeah. This'll work. Uh, Zack? 208 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,107 Milo. What about your accordion? 209 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,205 Everything okay with it? 210 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,976 It's fine. Let me take a look. 211 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,722 (PLAYS ACCORDION) Yeah, looks good. 212 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,951 But you know, maybe, maybe I better play it, too. 213 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,646 Yeah, yeah. I can... I can handle this. 214 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,285 (HICCUPS) 215 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,123 Mort. Let me check those drums. 216 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,689 (PLAYS DRUM) Yeah. Yeah. Good to go. 217 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,657 Yeah, yeah. This'll be fine. I can do this. 218 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:19,056 Okay, Just Getting Started, is up next. 219 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,898 And on deck, is Reflective Randy 220 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,834 and the See What You've Become's. 221 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,713 What have I become? 222 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:35,245 Oh, guys, I'm so sorry. 223 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,381 Can you guys forgive me? 224 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,816 Of course we can. 225 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,050 Yeah, because when the classically trained ballerina 226 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,646 returns to the street team all repentant, 227 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,718 not only do they win the dance competition, 228 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:47,156 but they've all learned the true value of their friendship. 229 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,263 Exactly! 230 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,334 This contest was about us playing music together, 231 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,363 not about getting wrapped up in what my old friends think. 232 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,369 I say your new friends show your old friends, 233 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:57,001 you don't need their singing saw. 234 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,196 Yeah, who needs more than one? 235 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:03,538 ♪ So baby, saw, saw, saw, saw away at my heart ♪ 236 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,706 Wow. That's gonna be a hard act to beat. 237 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,506 Good luck to the next band. 238 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,848 Let's hear it for Just Getting Started! 239 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,624 (APPLAUDING) (DRUM STICKS TICKING) 240 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,393 (MUSIC PLAYING) 241 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,256 (CLANKING) 242 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:20,258 (CRASHES) 243 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,398 (GROANS) 244 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:31,274 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, music gets louder 245 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,944 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul 246 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,243 (GROANS) 247 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:38,084 ♪ Jump and shout, just knock yourself out 248 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,211 ♪ You're gonna wanna lose control 249 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,477 ♪ We're all burnin' and churnin' (CROWD CHEERING) 250 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:47,716 ♪ Twistin' and turnin.' Sometimes you gotta let go 251 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:52,324 ♪ Don't you know we got a slam, big jam like a battering ram 252 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:55,258 ♪ So you better look out below 253 00:09:56,462 --> 00:10:00,102 ♪ So better buckle up and hold on tight 254 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,133 ♪ 'Cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride tonight 255 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,399 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, music gets louder 256 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,609 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul 257 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,341 ♪ A bumpy ride tonight 258 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,336 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, music gets louder 259 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,349 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul 260 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,421 ♪ A bumpy ride tonight 261 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,490 ♪ Boom, gun-powder, music gets louder 262 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,690 ♪ Shakes you down to your soul 263 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,162 ♪ A bumpy ride tonight ♪ 264 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,891 (CROWD CHEERING) 265 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,857 Yeah! Stage dive! 266 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,837 (SPLASHES QUIETLY ) 267 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,805 Guys, that was awesome! 268 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,205 (CROWD CHEERING) 269 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,377 ALL: Zack! Good news! We've discussed it and you're back in the band. 270 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,617 Thanks, but I don't want to get back in the band. 271 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,453 Secret message received. 272 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,358 Practice tomorrow at four. 273 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,290 It wasn't a secret message. 274 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,455 Okay. 275 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,393 Okay nothing. I'm not back in the band. 276 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,028 So rehearsal's on Saturday. 277 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,963 Is there any chance you can pick up pizza on the way? 278 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,198 I'm not picking up anything. 279 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,533 I'm not back in the... SLASH: Walk away, man. 280 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,898 (PLAYING GUITAR) Just walk away.