1 00:00:00,933 --> 00:00:02,273 CAVENDISH: Why the bureau would ever decide to put us in this 2 00:00:02,301 --> 00:00:05,201 dingy strip mall is beyond me. 3 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:07,268 Have they even issued last month's check? 4 00:00:07,306 --> 00:00:09,866 I haven't seen one. Just keep an eye out for the landlord. 5 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,909 Hey! Rent! 6 00:00:11,944 --> 00:00:13,884 You two owe me rent. Get back here! 7 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:15,483 Hey, I see you two. Hey, rent! 8 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:17,422 (DOOR KNOCK) 9 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:20,520 I didn't fight the five wars to take this from you two. 10 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,553 I better see rent by Tuesday. 11 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:24,288 BOTH: Yes, Mr. Phillips. 12 00:00:24,323 --> 00:00:26,893 That guy really scares me. 13 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:28,486 Well, I guess we better check in. 14 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,398 (MONITOR BEEPING) 15 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,061 WOMAN: (VIA MONITOR) Your upper level management representative 16 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:35,199 will be right with you. 17 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:37,904 Your time is not terribly important to us. 18 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:41,012 Ugh, it's Cooperdink and Hampshire. 19 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:41,910 It's Cavendish and Dakota, sir. 20 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:43,011 Sure it is. 21 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:45,382 Is it winter there? 22 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:46,411 No, not today. 23 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,676 But I went back six months to see a movie I missed. 24 00:00:48,714 --> 00:00:49,714 Ooh, which one? 25 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,919 None of your business, part two... 26 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,581 The shut-upening. 27 00:00:53,619 --> 00:00:56,249 Your mission is the pistachio farm. 28 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,019 Drive support stakes into the ground near each plant. 29 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,658 There's a map and some stakes in your locker. 30 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:05,926 Gretchen! The map and stakes. 31 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,025 Just a sec. 32 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,496 You were supposed to do it yesterday. 33 00:01:09,535 --> 00:01:11,265 I am doing it yesterday. 34 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:13,568 (THUDDING) 35 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,237 What about this Milo Murphy, sir? 36 00:01:17,276 --> 00:01:19,176 Have you found out what agency he's working for? 37 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:21,152 There is no other agency. 38 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:23,410 I told you, he's just a middle-schooler. 39 00:01:23,449 --> 00:01:25,149 Yes, but he's thwarted our pistachio mission, repeatedly. 40 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:27,624 He's definitely working for someone. 41 00:01:27,653 --> 00:01:30,623 Unless, you have some evidence, stick to your mission! 42 00:01:30,656 --> 00:01:32,216 Hmm, evidence. 43 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,288 Now, if you will excuse me, 44 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,456 I have to go back to 20 seconds ago. 45 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:38,125 (IMITATES REWIND) 46 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,674 Ugh, it's Cooperdink and Hampshire. (LAUGHS) 47 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,670 That never ceases to be amusing, sir. 48 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,402 (MONITOR BEEPS) I'm Hampshire, right? 49 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,637 'Cause that hat and goggles definitely say Cooperdink. 50 00:01:46,672 --> 00:01:49,012 The important thing is that we now have permission to collect 51 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:50,511 evidence on Milo Murphy. 52 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:51,283 Is that what you got from that? 53 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,681 Yes, that's what I got from it. 54 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:55,983 I must have been in a different meeting. 55 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,690 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 56 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 57 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,060 "Niagara Falls" is the theme? 58 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:07,592 Well, the place looks great. 59 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:11,157 Thanks, Milo. Amanda, headed up the decoration committee. 60 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,457 And the refreshment committee, and the entertainment committee, 61 00:02:12,498 --> 00:02:14,668 and the committee to supervise all committees. 62 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:15,570 Now, you get to have fun. 63 00:02:15,601 --> 00:02:17,341 I've got someone covering that for me. 64 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,641 AMANDA: Thanks, Lydia. 65 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:21,542 You're having so much fun! 66 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:24,344 When I see that everything is going smoothly, I will have fun. 67 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:28,077 If I waited for things to go smoothly to have fun, I'd be... 68 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:30,784 Milo, please try to keep your distance from the decorations, 69 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:35,286 food, stage, ice sculptures, and, um, basically, anything that could fall to pieces. 70 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:37,492 (FEEDBACK) 71 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:39,763 You mean like, you'll be doing in three, two... 72 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,232 (SCREAMS) 73 00:02:41,727 --> 00:02:43,627 (EXCLAIMS) 74 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,498 I just happened to have some punch bowl sealant. 75 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:51,504 Thanks, but just keep back from everything. 76 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,569 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 77 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:58,811 (VOCALIZING) 78 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:01,514 (GRUNTING) 79 00:03:01,547 --> 00:03:02,347 (SIGHS) 80 00:03:02,381 --> 00:03:05,081 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) (HUMMING) 81 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,218 (BOTH GRUNT) 82 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,693 (BOY SCREAMING) Whoa! 83 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,191 Hey, hey! 84 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,730 So you think this kid's doing some undercover agent stuff 85 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:19,333 at a middle-school dance? 86 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,765 Is that your theory? 87 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,630 What better cover is there? No one, but an idiot would suspect it. 88 00:03:23,669 --> 00:03:24,899 I didn't say it. 89 00:03:24,937 --> 00:03:28,067 And plus, we're carrying around wooden stakes at a party, 90 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:30,337 and not the kind of party where wooden stakes would be appropriate. 91 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,176 And what sort of party would that be? 92 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,352 If we were at one, I'm assuming we would know. 93 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:38,853 Ooh, devilled eggs. 94 00:03:38,884 --> 00:03:41,424 Amanda, wanna come dance with us? 95 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,424 AMANDA: Can't. Now the sculpture's under the heating vent. 96 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:46,256 I'll help. I've got liquid nitrogen. 97 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,692 Of course, you do. And, no, thank you. 98 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,429 Ow! You had a wart. Let's dance! 99 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:57,104 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (FEEDBACK) 100 00:03:57,136 --> 00:04:00,436 Uh, oops, sorry, guys. I blew an amp. It will just be a second. 101 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:02,243 Perhaps, we should ask someone about this Murphy. 102 00:04:02,274 --> 00:04:05,114 Why don't we ask Murphy about Murphy? 103 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,144 'Cause that's just what he would be expecting. 104 00:04:07,179 --> 00:04:08,309 That's what anybody would be expecting. 105 00:04:08,347 --> 00:04:10,847 Are you guys teachers or parents? 106 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,383 Parents. Teachers. 107 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,618 Parents. Teachers. 108 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:14,553 We're teachers' parents. 109 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,748 Gregory Teacher. He's in the sixth grade. 110 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,689 Smooth. Thank you. 111 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:21,594 Maybe we should put these to the coat check, what do you think? 112 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,357 (GASPS) 113 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,326 Mmm. 114 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,774 What a peculiar child. Yeah, he's a weirdo. 115 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,300 Are you sure you've got it? We can handle it. 116 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,596 Now, where is Milo? 117 00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:32,367 Hot chocolate waterfall. 118 00:04:37,476 --> 00:04:38,436 (EXCLAIMS) 119 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,409 Vampire Hunters! 120 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,207 Look, they brought wooden stakes. 121 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,849 "Wooden stakes"? Yeah, look. 122 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:46,448 (EXCLAIMS) 123 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,658 Wait, someone got in the way, I couldn't see. 124 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:51,760 (SIGHS) 125 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:55,425 (EXCLAIMS) 126 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,761 Wooden stakes. I didn't think it was that kinda party. 127 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,357 I'm serious! 128 00:04:59,398 --> 00:05:02,768 Why would vampire hunters be here, ladling punch? 129 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:03,672 What if it's not punch? 130 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,403 What if it's blood? 131 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,567 You're right! It is blood. Really? 132 00:05:10,609 --> 00:05:12,339 No! Hi, kids. 133 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,808 I'd like to check my poncho. 134 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,806 Poncho? It's not raining. 135 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,778 Well, I couldn't tell when I left the house. 136 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,347 My place gets so little natural light, 137 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:23,385 it's like a dark box that I sleep in. 138 00:05:23,422 --> 00:05:25,792 This is what I was afraid of. They're after Mr. Draco. 139 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,225 If he's really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill him. 140 00:05:29,261 --> 00:05:32,601 But if he's not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill him. 141 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:35,271 We could tell Principal Milder that vampire hunters have... 142 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:38,301 Never mind. I'm hearing it as I'm saying it. 143 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:41,307 If they want Draco, they'll have to go through us. 144 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,540 He maybe a vampire, which I still maintain he's not, 145 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,275 but he's our vampire, which I still maintain he's not. 146 00:05:48,547 --> 00:05:49,307 Oof! 147 00:05:51,817 --> 00:05:54,217 You might not want to... (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 148 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:56,293 (CROWD GASPING) AMANDA: No! 149 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,862 ...use a 10-watt power-strip for a 50-watt line. 150 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,931 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 151 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:09,769 On the bright side, you don't have to see the wreckage. 152 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,472 Milo is that you? 153 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:14,374 I can't see through the haze of my own demise. 154 00:06:14,406 --> 00:06:16,406 Yep. I'm going to look for the fuse box. 155 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,382 No, no, no. You'll just make it worse. (VOICE BREAKING) 156 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:19,380 (SIGHS) Never mind. 157 00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:22,681 I guess everything can go wrong already has. 158 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,845 (DISHES CLATTERING) I stand corrected. 159 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,294 ♪ I'm not despairing 160 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,390 ♪ But maybe we can start repairing 161 00:06:30,422 --> 00:06:35,392 ♪ With a little tender love and caring 162 00:06:35,427 --> 00:06:37,387 ♪ That would really hit the spot 163 00:06:37,429 --> 00:06:40,599 ♪ 'Cause you know I'm not pretending 164 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:43,633 ♪ And I'm not in need of mending 165 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:48,269 ♪ If I'm not broken then I'm bending 166 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:52,337 ♪ And I'm feeling brittle and need a little TLC 167 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:54,648 ♪ Just need a little TLC ♪ I need a little TLC 168 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,420 ♪ Just need a little TLC ♪ Just a little TLC 169 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:04,616 ♪ I'm feeling brittle and I need a little TLC ♪ 170 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:05,417 There he is... 171 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,728 He's up to something. Let's go. 172 00:07:09,895 --> 00:07:12,355 (THUDS) (BEEPING) 173 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:13,828 Hey, you drop something. 174 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,526 My temporal transporter. I hope I didn't send anything back in time. 175 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:17,299 That would be disastrous. 176 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:24,706 And lights! 177 00:07:24,743 --> 00:07:26,413 (ALL CHEER) 178 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:28,747 Oh, my. Wow. 179 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,481 It's all been fixed. 180 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,347 And it looks so much better. 181 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:36,345 (ALL GASP) 182 00:07:36,388 --> 00:07:39,458 Oh, we have learned some very important information about him. 183 00:07:39,491 --> 00:07:41,491 Yeah, he can operate a fuse box. Big whoop. 184 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:42,557 (CHATTER) 185 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:46,700 Who did this and how? 186 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,572 I don't know, but whoever it was 187 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:49,331 lost their loafer. 188 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:55,766 I've got to find out whose shoe this is and thank him. 189 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,378 Anybody have eyes on the vampire hunters? Over there. 190 00:07:59,511 --> 00:08:01,711 Hold your ranks, everybody, here they come. 191 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:06,821 Pardon me, we're headed this way. 192 00:08:06,852 --> 00:08:08,352 Oh, no, you're not. 193 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,447 We know what you're up to. 194 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,788 Really? 'Cause I barely know. 195 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,434 And we're not letting you get to him. 196 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,430 The one you seek has powers unimaginable. 197 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:19,662 Continue this pursuit and perish. 198 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:20,998 Ah! A-ha! I knew it. 199 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,503 Powers unimaginable. Did you hear that, Dakota? Did you hear? 200 00:08:23,535 --> 00:08:26,395 Yes, I heard it. I heard it. Yes! Vindicated. 201 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:27,838 Fine, can we go now? 202 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:29,743 Door's that way. Thanks. 203 00:08:32,544 --> 00:08:35,454 Ah! There's Mr. Draco. I can't watch. 204 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,451 Excuse me. Uh, no, excuse me. 205 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,150 Chad, get off of me. 206 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,788 Did you see those guys? Weird outfits, huh? 207 00:08:45,824 --> 00:08:48,494 Now, who's got my cape? 208 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,687 Hey, where'd the band go? 209 00:08:50,829 --> 00:08:52,559 Hey, guys, I have an idea. 210 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:00,738 ♪ Come on baby 211 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,913 ♪ Sometimes it looks like there is no solution 212 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,683 ♪ You wish you had a stronger constitution ♪ 213 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,482 Amanda, come dance! 214 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,584 Can't. I have to find out whose shoe this is. 215 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:14,417 Whoever it is, fixed all of this. He's my hero. 216 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,153 Well, that's obvious. 217 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,548 ♪ Do what you're gonna do 218 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:21,660 ♪ There's gotta be something that will get you through 219 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,434 Milo? 220 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,502 ♪ But don't you let it break you too, oh, yeah ♪ 221 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,472 Oh, there's my shoe. 222 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,770 Thanks. No, thank you, Milo. 223 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,603 Wanna dance? 224 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,568 I'd love to, but I'm playing accordion right now. 225 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:36,707 Maybe later? Oh, all right. 226 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,212 Yeah, sure. 227 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:40,344 ♪ Come on baby 228 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,209 ♪ Just roll with it ♪ Just roll with it 229 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:45,148 Take five. I'm having fun for me now. 230 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,554 ♪ You gotta know to let you go in case you roll with it ♪ 231 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:53,617 Ugh, so, you did not complete the mission you were assigned 232 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,489 and instead you went to a middle-school dance. 233 00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,598 That's not precisely what I said... 234 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,530 But it's basically what we did. 235 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:01,566 (SIGHS) Ignoring for the moment, 236 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,131 this direct violation of your orders, 237 00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:06,499 do you have anything of note to report? 238 00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:08,138 Yeah, get a load of this. 239 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:10,473 There's this one teacher at the school who looks exactly... 240 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,739 Tell me if I'm right. Like a "vampire". 241 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:12,507 Right. Yes. He does. 242 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,847 I may have a picture in my... 243 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,623 Do you want to explain where these kids came from? 244 00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:22,592 Uh, are we still getting paid for this gig? 245 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,561 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ 246 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:29,757 ♪ We're all livin' in it 247 00:10:30,729 --> 00:10:32,499 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 248 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:36,271 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational 249 00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:38,641 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 250 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:41,943 ♪ Whoa 251 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,814 ♪ Whoa 252 00:10:43,842 --> 00:10:45,912 ♪ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn 253 00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:48,814 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it 254 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,907 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 255 00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:52,919 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪