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♪♪

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<i>♪ Look at that sun</i>
<i>Look at that sky</i>

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<i>♪ Look at my sweater vest</i>
<i>I look so fly</i>

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<i>♪ Look at that mailbox</i>
<i>Look at that tree</i>

5
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<i>♪ It's about as beautiful</i>
<i>as it can be</i>

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<i>♪ Whoa</i>

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<i>♪ Today is gonna</i>
<i>be exceptional</i>

8
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<i>♪ Never boring</i>
<i>even for a minute</i>

9
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<i>♪ It's my world</i>
<i>and we're all livin' in it</i>

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<i>♪ Whoa, whoa</i>

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<i>♪ Never boring</i>
<i>even for a minute</i>

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<i>♪ It's my world</i>
<i>and we're all livin' in it ♪</i>

13
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The school needs these
for the Clothing Donation
Drive by tomorrow.

14
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So, we've got to make
some tough decisions.

15
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Hey, where's
Melissa today?

16
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She said she
had to study.

17
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Out, boy!
Those are all clean.

18
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Well, not anymore.
Hmm. Remind me.

19
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What happened to these
platypus pajamas?

20
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(SCREAMS)

21
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Hot chocolate.

22
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No, I mean,
why are they teal?

23
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Aren't platypuses brown?

24
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Someone's idea
of "artsy."

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Diogee, out!

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(DOG WHIMPERS)

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I better store them
someplace safe
until tomorrow.

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Away from Diogee.

29
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Oh, yeah. It's Diogee
that causes all the
problems around here.

30
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Mom, I'm storing
the giveaways
in your closet

31
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to keep them away
from Diogee.

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BRIGETTE: Tuna casserole.
But not until six!

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(PANTING)

34
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Did you know that "donation"
comes from the Latin word
<i>"donare"</i> meaning "to give"?

35
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Nobody cares, Jim.

36
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Here you go, sir.

37
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Sorry, clothes only.

38
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Suitcase donations
are on Tuesdays.

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(SCREAMS)
You didn't!

40
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Didn't what?
Give away Mom's collection
of rock concert T-shirts!

41
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Uh-oh. Her shirts
must've fallen in
by mistake.

42
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We got to get them
back now, guys!

43
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Those T-shirts are
important to Mom.

44
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How do you know that?

45
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These T-shirts are
so important to me.

46
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I don't believe
that was a real
conversation.

47
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Oh, right.
You're guys.

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You don't talk
about your feelings.

49
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Well, not our feelings
about clothes.

50
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Well, we've got
to get them back,

51
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because Mom and Dad
are going to an '80s party

52
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and she's planning
on wearing her vintage
swag, tonight!

53
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In one hour!

54
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She hasn't worn
them in years,

55
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and we lost them one hour
before she needs them?

56
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What are the odds?

57
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Even money.

58
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Yep, even money.

59
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(DOORBELL TINKLES)

60
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Mr. Drako,
what are you
doing here?

61
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I volunteer
on weekends.

62
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You can find
the coolest stuff.

63
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Look, a black cape,
like I'm a superhero

64
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that's evil.
(LAUGHS EVILLY)

65
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Um, Mr. Drako,
I accidentally donated

66
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some of my mom's
favorite T-shirts.

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Do you think
we could get
them back?

68
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Hmm...

69
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Flea infested underwear,
flea infested socks,

70
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flea infested mattress.
Oh, here we go! T-shirts!

71
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Oh, I'm sorry, Milo.
We ran out of space
for the vintage T-shirts.

72
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So, I sent them on
to the mulching center.

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Mulching center?

74
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Yes, they're mulched
and shredded,

75
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and the material is used
to make replicas
of vintage T-shirts.

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You look like
you're about
to scream.

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Well, if you do,
please take it outside.

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(DOORBELL TINKLES)
(ALL SCREAM)

79
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Yeah, they were
about to scream.

80
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Dakota, enter
the password.
All right.

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(BEEPING)
P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D.

82
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The password
is "password"?

83
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No, it's "drowssap"
backwards.

84
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"Drowssap"?
Drowssap.

85
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It's my mother's
maiden name.
Ah.

86
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And it's backwards,
so, you know,
no one will guess it.

87
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No one will guess that.
Yeah, security.

88
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Well done...
(BEEPING)

89
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<i>Dakota, Cavendish.</i>

90
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<i>Here are today's pistachio</i>
<i>protecting coordinates.</i>

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(MACHINE PRINTING)

92
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<i>I have complete confidence</i>
<i>in your abilities.</i>

93
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<i>Don't bungle this assignment</i>
<i>like every other one.</i>

94
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<i>Best of luck.</i>

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Yes! The zoo!

96
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We get to see actual
live animals and...

97
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Dreadfully happy for you.

98
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Happy for "us"!

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<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>

100
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<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>

101
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<i>♪ And then we're gonna</i>
<i>see some animals</i>

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Come on. Join in.
You know you want it.

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<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>
<i>We're going to the zoo</i>

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<i>♪ And then we're gonna</i>
<i>see some animals ♪</i>

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It's going to be
a very long day.
Yeah, hopefully.

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(ALL PANTING)

107
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It's the donation trailer!

108
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(AIR HISSING)

109
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Oh, the back tire?

110
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That's my favorite tire!

111
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Stash your bike.
Here comes the bus!

112
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No problem. We follow
the truck to the
mulching center,

113
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grab the shirts
and we're gold!

114
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(SCOFFS)
Piece of cake.

115
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Easy-peasy.

116
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No sweat.
In the bag.

117
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Done deal.
The crow flies
in square circles.

118
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What? I thought
we were just
saying things.

119
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

120
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Stop the bus!

121
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

122
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MILO: No time to lose!

123
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Too low.
A little higher,
please.

124
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(ALL PANTING)

125
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ZACK: I'm not used
to running after things.

126
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I'm used to things
running after us!

127
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Yeah, see?
See, like that.

128
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(ALL SCREAM)

129
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Come on!
Jump on.

130
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We've got to stop it
before it hits the river.

131
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SARA: Wait.
How are we supposed
to stop it now?

132
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MILO: In retrospect,
I hadn't thought
this through.

133
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They've got to be
in here somewhere.

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MILO: The wheel!

135
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If we hit the water,
grab the swag
and swim for shore.

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I'm too mesmerized by
the thought of my own
senseless demise!

137
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That's the spirit!
Hold on!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

139
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Ah...

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(ALL SCREAMING)

141
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Oh, thank goodness.
We landed on this
much larger ski jump!

142
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(ALL SCREAMING)

143
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SARA: Whoa!
(MILO AND ZACK GRUNT)

144
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(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

145
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How did this get worse?

146
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Wow. Those monkeys really
know their vintage T-shirts.

147
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After them, guys!

148
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(MONKEYS CONTINUE SCREECHING)

149
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Too slow.

150
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Too slow.

151
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(ALL GASP)

152
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<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>
<i>We're going to the zoo ♪</i>

153
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Well, when in Rome...

154
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If we were in Rome,
we would not be riding
on the back of an ostrich!

155
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Unless we were at a zoo
in Rome that had a
flightless birds collection.

156
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(SCREAMS)
I'll get my net.

157
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Whoa!
Milo!

158
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I'm okay. Reach
into my backpack.

159
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There's a knockout gas
gun from the llama incident.

160
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<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>

161
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(ROARS)

162
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<i>♪ And then we're gonna</i>
<i>see some animals</i>

163
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<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>
<i>We're going to the zoo</i>

164
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<i>♪ And then we're gonna</i>
<i>see some animals ♪</i>

165
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<i>♪ And they have</i>
<i>some animals ♪</i>

166
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Hey, when's it
my turn with
the telescope?

167
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I want to see
some animals...
I'm not looking at animals

168
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you dolty snack-hound.

169
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I'm looking for
the boy who's been
thwarting our mission

170
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time and time again.

171
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The enemy agent.

172
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Er, you know,
that was just a theory.

173
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I don't know that
he's an actual agent.

174
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Of course he is!

175
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Who else could undermine
our every effort
with such precision?

176
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A soccer mom,
a slight wind,

177
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a potted plant maybe...
Oh, yes, go ahead.

178
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Mock me.
I am.

179
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But when I figure out
how to thwart the boy

180
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who's been sent
to thwart us,

181
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I am going to double
reverse thwart him back.

182
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I bet we don't even
see him this time.

183
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Five American dollars
says we do.

184
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Forget that.
If I win,

185
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you'll stuff your pants
full of pistachios

186
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and dance
to the zoo song.
I will accompany.

187
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And in the reverse,
if I win?

188
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Sure. As if I wouldn't
do that anyway.

189
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Yeah, that's true.

190
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Giraffe stampede!

191
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
What the deuce
is going on?

192
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(SCREAMING)

193
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Dakota, save
the pistachios!

194
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,209
Thanks, everybody,
for coming.

195
00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:05,113
To be sure
we stay together,

196
00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,684
please remember
to wear your red sash.

197
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,654
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

198
00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,222
(SCREAMS)

199
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I'm okay.
(GRUNTS)

200
00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,232
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

201
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,733
(STRAINING)

202
00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:27,726
They're getting away!

203
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:35,609
Diogee, get out
of that otter pen!

204
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,782
He just loves otters.

205
00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:39,476
What can we do?

206
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,612
<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>

207
00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:43,577
<i>♪ And then we're gonna</i>
<i>see some animals</i>

208
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,846
<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>
<i>We're going to the zoo ♪</i>

209
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,689
(SCREAMS)

210
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,618
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

211
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Wow. Who knew that
giraffes like pistachios?

212
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,886
How do we get
the T-shirts
from the monkeys?

213
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,298
I think I got it covered.

214
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,796
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

215
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,904
Banana cologne!

216
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,666
Let's get these back to Mom.
We have 10 minutes left!

217
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:10,306
The pistachios!
They're gone!
It was him!

218
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,883
I didn't see...
Where is he?

219
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,141
Where is he?
(CHOKING)

220
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,649
<i>♪ Strangled at the zoo</i>
<i>Strangled at the zoo ♪</i>

221
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,782
CAVENDISH: It's him!
The pistachio spoiler!

222
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,917
Oh, my gosh!
You're right!

223
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,152
Well, looks like
you won the bet.

224
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,786
Mom, Mom,
we're home!

225
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,798
Mom, we got
your T-shirts.

226
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,730
I was looking
everywhere for these.

227
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,725
I was gonna give them
to you guys to donate.

228
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,337
But I thought you
loved these shirts.

229
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,900
Yeah, but I'm not
22 anymore.

230
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:43,308
Besides, I just got this
replica of a vintage T-shirt
for the party tonight.

231
00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,482
Made from recycled
old shirts,

232
00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:46,681
except it's new.

233
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,221
<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>

234
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,893
<i>♪ We're going to the zoo</i>

235
00:10:55,922 --> 00:11:00,222
<i>♪ And then we're gonna</i>
<i>see some animals ♪</i>

236
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Oh, oh.
Oh, hey, hey.

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There's squirrels
in my pants.

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There's squirrels
in my pants.

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<i>♪ Squirrels in my pants ♪</i>
And pistachios.

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Obviously,
there's also pistachios
in there.

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Probably what attracted
the squirrels.


