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MARCUS: Thanks again
for inviting us, Martin.

2
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It's good getting to
know people in town.

3
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Glad you came along.
Should be fun.

4
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I hope so.

5
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I'm a little nervous
about heading out
in a sinkable vessel

6
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with both Milo
and Milo's dad.

7
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, son.

8
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Every time he comes home
with a rip in his jeans

9
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or covered in
"Pterodactyl blood,"

10
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he credits it to some
Murphy family curse.

11
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah.

12
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Mr. Underwood, I can
assure you that
Murphy's Law is real.

13
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But I'm sure everything
will work out okay.

14
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Then why do we have
11 life jackets
for the four of us?

15
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Mathematically, it gives
three of us two-and-a-half
second chances.

16
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ZACK: Well, that's
quasi-comforting,
I guess.

17
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Hey, I'll catch up.
I'm gonna get some snacks.

18
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Four bags of
pistachios please.

19
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Hey, it's you again.
The kid from the opera.

20
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Oh, yeah, and at the
Doctor Zone premiere
too, right?

21
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I'm Milo. Milo Murphy.

22
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Vinnie Dakota.
Nice to meet you.

23
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Nice to meet you.
What a coincidence.

24
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And thanks
for the pistachios.

25
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Yeah, a coincidence...

26
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(EXCLAIMS)

27
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A swordfish...
in fresh water?

28
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This is it!
From headquarters.

29
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(EXCLAIMS)
Where is the cart?

30
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Well, there was
this swordfish...
In freshwater?

31
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I know, right?

32
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Never mind that.
Our new assignment.

33
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Every time I see that kid...

34
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"Wait for the container
ship from Tunisia..."

35
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Ooh, Tunisia.

36
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Sounds exotic.

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"And protect
the pistachios."

38
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You know, I was aware
that this was not the most
glamorous of assignments,

39
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but dagnabit!

40
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I didn't study time travel
for 20 cycles to end up as a
blasted nut cart operator.

41
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I joined up
to save the world.

42
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I joined up to prevent
the Mississippi Purchase.

43
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You, you mean the
Louisiana Purchase?

44
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You're welcome.

45
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This will not stand.

46
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Prepare yourself, Dakota.

47
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It's time to
call the future.

48
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Let's see.
What was that number?

49
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Ah, yes.

50
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It was four.

51
00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,622
Mmm-hmm.

52
00:02:04,323 --> 00:02:05,863
Battery is dead.

53
00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,462
I may know somebody
with an inter-temporal
communicator. Come on.

54
00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:16,003
Whoops!
(SQUAWKING)

55
00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,640
See?
Oh, that's not a curse.

56
00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:21,512
That's just
inexperienced casting.

57
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Lemme show you.

58
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Nice and easy.

59
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You see?

60
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Isn't this freshwater?

61
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And so it begins...

62
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DAKOTA: Here we are.

63
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So, you're telling me that
there is an inter-temporal
communicator here?

64
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Yeah.
At this party?

65
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Hey, look,
piggies in a blanket.

66
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There. Over there.

67
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CAVENDISH: Brick and Savannah.
Of course!

68
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Fellow time travelers.
They'll have one.

69
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Ugh, what are they
doing here?

70
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Brick, Savannah, normally
I wouldn't ask this of you

71
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but it seems that
the batteries on my...

72
00:03:02,281 --> 00:03:05,081
Wait a moment.
You get tuxedos?

73
00:03:05,117 --> 00:03:06,417
Yes. And you get...

74
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High school
theater costumes?

75
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Hey, it's all the past.

76
00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,988
We decided to go
with the '70s.

77
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Yes, but one of you
is from the 1970s and
one from the 1870s.

78
00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:19,557
Really?
Which one am I?

79
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Look, we're kind of
in a pinch here.

80
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See, there was
this swordfish,

81
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and when we tried to use
the battery it was dead.

82
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The battery,
not the swordfish.

83
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So we're just wondering
if it would be possible
for us to use your...

84
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They're on the move.
Copy that.

85
00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:35,606
Hey! Why don't we
get earpieces?

86
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We're standing right
next to each other.

87
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Yeah, so were they!
Oh, come on.

88
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But be sure to add
a little margarine
to the butter.

89
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That way it won't burn.
Yeah?

90
00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,464
(GRUNTS)
Wait! So when
do I add the flour?

91
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(BOTH GRUNTING)

92
00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,460
(CHUCKLES SMUGLY)

93
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(GROANS)

94
00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,697
Well, you got to admit

95
00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,366
this is a much cooler
mission than we have.

96
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DAKOTA: Oh, look at that.
It's like a pen key.
(BEEPING)

97
00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,740
DAKOTA: Spiffy.

98
00:04:05,077 --> 00:04:07,107
Oh, he's an art lover.

99
00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,746
Ooh, secret panel
for hidden safes.

100
00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:12,982
Oh, come on!
They get all the good stuff.

101
00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,789
Look, if it's not
too much trouble,

102
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we would like to borrow
your inter-temporal
communicator.

103
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It's extremely important.

104
00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,321
(IMITATING)
Oh, extremely important.

105
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Important is
saving the world,

106
00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,958
preserving the future,
stopping World War 5.

107
00:04:24,997 --> 00:04:26,797
What happened
to World War 3 and 4?

108
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You're welcome.
Nice.

109
00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:32,165
Say, you think it's
possible that a
guy like me

110
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and a girl like you...

111
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(GROANS)

112
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You know, all this does
is make me like you more.

113
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Got it.
Lars, bring the car around.

114
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CAVENDISH: Your time vehicle
is a limousine?

115
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Of course.
What do you have?

116
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(STAMMERS)
Well, you know.
It's just...

117
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It's just different.

118
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(CHITTERING)

119
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BRICK: Next stop,
Dr. Grueber's lab,
October 1983.

120
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Finally, a bite!

121
00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:06,144
Hey!

122
00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:08,907
(GRUNTS)

123
00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:11,876
Whoa!

124
00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,050
(GRUMBLES)

125
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Yeah, okay.
Murphy's Law, real thing.

126
00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,164
Maybe we should
try another spot.

127
00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,873
Oh, the humanity!
(SCREAMS)

128
00:05:41,273 --> 00:05:42,873
So, how was your
fishing, Dolores?

129
00:05:42,908 --> 00:05:44,278
(MOTOR WHIRS)
Good girl.

130
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Don't worry. We've always
got a backup plan.

131
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MARTIN: There. You see?

132
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ZACK: Whatever can go wrong...

133
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MILO: Will go wrong.

134
00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,333
You know, you really
shouldn't mix your
South American

135
00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,032
and your African cichlids.

136
00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:08,174
I made that
mistake once.
Cost me $34.

137
00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,000
I don't see why
you lot get
all the good stuff.

138
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Where's my limo?
Where's my fish tank?

139
00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,504
Where's my
attractive partner?

140
00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,039
Hey! I'm sitting
right here.

141
00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,514
Look, Cavendish,
you're barely even agents.

142
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You are the lowest of
low-level government
employees,

143
00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:22,882
paired together because
no one else will have you.

144
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You were given the most
inconsequential mission
possible,

145
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to save the pistachio,
a green nut,

146
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only because our boss
liked them when he was a kid,
before they became extinct.

147
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So, if you don't want to
lose your jobs altogether,

148
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you better get back to work
and make darn sure the
pistachio survives until 2085.

149
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Now hold on
just one minute!
(EXCLAIMING)

150
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Please tell me
it didn't just go
into the water system.

151
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It went into
the water system.

152
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Do you have any idea
what you've just done?

153
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(RUMBLING)

154
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(ROARING)

155
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CAVENDISH: Your time vehicle
is a limousine?

156
00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,215
Of course.
What do you have?

157
00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:06,756
(STAMMERS)
Well, you know.
It's just...

158
00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,162
It's just different.
You know what?

159
00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,494
Let's just get
in the car.
SAVANNAH: Oh no, you don't.

160
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You're not getting
in that car again.
Why? What?

161
00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:15,502
You already went back in time
with us once and
screwed everything up.

162
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Don't worry.
We went back and fixed it.

163
00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,303
But there's no way
we're letting you go
muck it up again.

164
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You look great
in that dress,
by the way.

165
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You've been working out.

166
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You know I have.

167
00:07:25,277 --> 00:07:27,077
Wait. We're time travel
agents just like you.

168
00:07:27,112 --> 00:07:28,252
Why do we not get...

169
00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,480
We don't have time
to explain this again.

170
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Talk to the boss.

171
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(BEEPING)

172
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<i>Cavendish?</i>
<i>What do you want?</i>

173
00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,016
Mr. Block, sir!

174
00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:37,354
We were hoping to get
a different assignment.

175
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One more
saving-the-world based

176
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and less nut related.

177
00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:47,801
<i>Well, I'm looking at this can</i>
<i>of mixed nuts and, hmm,</i>
<i>I don't see any pistachios.</i>

178
00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:51,943
<i>You two were given the</i>
<i>most inconsequential</i>
<i>assignment we could find</i>

179
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,941
<i>and you still always</i>
<i>manage to muck that up.</i>

180
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:59,114
<i>So, until I see some</i>
<i>green nuts in this can,</i>
<i>you're on pistachio duty.</i>

181
00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:00,384
<i>Now, get back to work!</i>

182
00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,515
Their limo
smells like peppermint.

183
00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,291
MILO: We can use
these scuba tanks
to propel the ship.

184
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,820
One on starboard,
one on port,

185
00:08:10,856 --> 00:08:12,316
so that way we can steer.

186
00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:13,358
Knock on wood.

187
00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,534
(WHOOSHING)

188
00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,026
You gotta be
kidding me!

189
00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,197
See? See?

190
00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,600
(ALL SCREAM)

191
00:08:27,072 --> 00:08:28,642
Well, at least
we're moving now.

192
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,344
Now you believe me?

193
00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,406
We're heading straight
for that container
ship from Tunisia!

194
00:08:33,545 --> 00:08:35,845
And the steering
wheel's broken.

195
00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:38,051
Hang on, Dad.
I've got an idea.

196
00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,715
Look on the bright side.

197
00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:44,423
My entire career has
been one big
inconsequential joke.

198
00:08:44,456 --> 00:08:45,756
Where is the bright side?

199
00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:49,391
The pistachio shipment
is here and unharmed.

200
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,428
Here, Dad. Wrap this
around the steering column.

201
00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:53,404
Come on, guys.

202
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,200
Everybody, lean!
(CREAKING)

203
00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,366
Come on, Dad.

204
00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,874
(BOTH GRUNTING)

205
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,242
Milo, it's working.

206
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,711
Comin' in hot.
Everyone hold on!

207
00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:09,376
Hey, at least it
can't get any worse.

208
00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:16,219
(SCREAMING)

209
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,293
(ALL SCREAMING)

210
00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:24,557
May I take
your order?
Who's hungry?

211
00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,026
Yeah, I could eat.

212
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,295
That's that Milo Murphy
I was telling you about.

213
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,404
Every time our pistachios
get ruined, he's there.

214
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,367
Every time.
No.

215
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,605
And he almost took out
the shipment just then.

216
00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:36,641
That's preposterous.

217
00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:40,441
Whoa!

218
00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,476
See?

219
00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:47,377
But that would mean...
(GASPS)

220
00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:48,389
He's trying to stop us.

221
00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,450
He's trying to
ruin our mission.

222
00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:53,219
Dakota, what we are
doing here is
not inconsequential.

223
00:09:53,258 --> 00:09:56,458
If it's important enough
to send a counter-agent,
it must be vital.

224
00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:57,585
Hey, now, you're
getting a little...

225
00:09:57,629 --> 00:10:00,429
We are not just
nut-guarding nobodies.

226
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,896
We are secret-spy
somebodies with our
very own counter agent.

227
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,436
Well, I guess
things are looking up.

228
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,241
Just look at him
over there,

229
00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:09,142
plotting our demise.

230
00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:11,184
I sure love cheese fries.

231
00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:16,505
Oh, this is not over,
Milo Murphy.

232
00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,478
Not by a long shot.

233
00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:22,518
They're fries with cheese!

234
00:10:22,554 --> 00:10:25,364
<i>♪ It's my world</i>
<i>and we're all livin' in it ♪</i>

235
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:29,827
<i>♪ We're all livin' in it</i>

236
00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:33,456
<i>♪ Go, Milo</i>
<i>Go, Milo, go</i>

237
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,999
<i>♪ Oh, thanks, everybody</i>
<i>That is so motivational</i>

238
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,735
<i>♪ Go, Milo</i>
<i>Go, Milo, go</i>

239
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,943
<i>♪ Whoa</i>

240
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,806
<i>♪ I'm not sitting here</i>
<i>watching the world turn</i>

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<i>♪ You know I'd rather spin it</i>

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<i>♪ Go, Milo</i>
<i>Go, Milo, go</i>

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<i>♪ It's my world</i>
<i>and we're all livin' in it ♪</i>