1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,840 ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:13,911 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky 3 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,177 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly 4 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,916 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree 5 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,092 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,188 ♪ Whoa 7 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,964 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional 8 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,163 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 9 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,696 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it 10 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:36,641 ♪ Whoa, whoa 11 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,900 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 12 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,069 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ 13 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,023 I have a secret! 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,592 Milo, that's not how secrets work. 15 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:55,951 You don't just blurt it out. 16 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,589 First, you have to hint that you have a secret, 17 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,164 and then you gotta wait for someone to ask you. 18 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,862 So what's your secret? Like that. 19 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:01,994 I've been taking a cooking class 20 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,698 at the local community college. 21 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,700 Or at least I was, till the ovens blew up. But I learned a lot! 22 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,973 So, I'm going to cook dinner for you guys. 23 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,002 Milo and open flame? 24 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,207 Now that's a recipe for some running and screaming. 25 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,114 What if we just order out? 26 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:19,113 They can probably deliver right to the hospital where we'll be later. 27 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,246 Come on, guys. I got this! 28 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,651 Wrong chapeau, chef de cuisine. 29 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,223 Oops. I had the silly thing set for sleuthing. 30 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,060 Here it goes. First thing, open the box. 31 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,090 (BOTH GASPING) 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,033 Next, add dried noodles to boiling water. 33 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,126 He's boiling water! 34 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,804 I know! 35 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,202 Wait a second. It looks like he knows what he's doing. 36 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:47,144 You wear your backpack while you cook? 37 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,274 I wear it everywhere. Everywhere? 38 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,279 Well, except for backpacking. 39 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,041 I have a different backpack for that. 40 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:55,749 So, Chef Milo, what's your secret ingredient? 41 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,122 It's a secret. I don't want to ruin the surprise. 42 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,421 What if it's not a secret and we can prepare for it instead? 43 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,353 Too late! It's already ready already. 44 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,219 Here you go! Mac and cheese! 45 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,185 Wow, impressive! 46 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,757 Uh-oh. Too much yeast. 47 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,155 Yeast in mac and cheese? 48 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,297 I guess now we know the secret ingre... 49 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,131 (EXPLODES) 50 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,278 Surprise! 51 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,314 It's in my nose. 52 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,379 You guys okay? 53 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,077 Yeah, like this is the first time 54 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,248 we've ever been covered in cheese and stuck to a wall. 55 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,347 (CLOCK TICKING) 56 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,320 Thanks for letting us borrow a change of clothes, Milo. 57 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,829 Is that what I look like? 58 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,060 If you were two people 59 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,025 and one of you was a girl. 60 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,233 You know, this outfit makes me feel happy. 61 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,225 Really? Yeah, there was a dollar in the pocket. 62 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,297 Well, I think we look like a boy band. 63 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,236 No. We don't. 64 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,471 We definitely don't look like a boy band. 65 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,065 Uh, what have you got against boy bands? 66 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,038 Nothing. You know, it's just two words. 67 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,337 Band, boy. Boy, band. Ha-ha. 68 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,209 Who's hungry? 69 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,277 Come on, let's go order some pizza. 70 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,715 Okay. 71 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,381 Luckily, there's a place nearby. 72 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,289 Ye Old Pizza. 73 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:09,351 How does British pizza sound? 74 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,419 A little standoffish but lovable. 75 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,758 Never had much luck with pizza deliveries at our house. 76 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,304 If it shows up at all, it's usually on fire. 77 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,300 Let's give it a try anyway. 78 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,931 It says it's guaranteed. 79 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,471 (DRUMROLL) 80 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,202 ♪ Ye Olde Pizza 81 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,167 ♪ When you're tired of bangers and mash ♪ 82 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,466 But we've got that too! 83 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,378 Guaranteed delivery in one one-thousandth of a fortnight! 84 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,110 One one-thousandth of a fortnight? 85 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,846 Twenty minutes and change. 86 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,281 MAN: Please wait while we connect you to your helpful pizza squire. 87 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,347 Allo, allo, allo. 88 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,345 Ye Olde Pizza! 89 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,117 Milo? I don't believe it. Is that you? 90 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,456 Veronica? How long have you been a pizza squire? 91 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,192 I haven't seen you in, like, 300 fortnights. 92 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,258 VERONICA: I know, right? 93 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,696 Put the calculator down. 94 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,331 It's been a long time. How are you? How's Diogee? 95 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,166 Veronica who? 96 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,870 I thought we knew all his friends. 97 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,472 I thought we were all his friends. 98 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,844 Should I bring your favorite? Pepperoni and sausage? 99 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,343 Make it a large and you can join us! 100 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:02,874 And a diet soda. 101 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,039 Hey! 102 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,277 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my... ♪ 103 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:07,313 (SHRIEKS) 104 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,381 What was that? 105 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,016 Oh. I, uh, you know, chops... 106 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,181 Maybe they have chopped salad? (CHUCKLES) 107 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,289 I don't know, do you want a chopped salad? 108 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,491 I don't want a chopped salad. 109 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,962 Do you want one? But hey, Milo, huh? 110 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,361 Who's this Veronica person? Yeah. 111 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,193 Come on, spill it, Murphy. 112 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,198 Let's just say that with Veronica delivering, 113 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:27,130 the odds are much better that we'll actually get the pizza. 114 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,367 And I'll let you in on another secret... 115 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,337 This isn't my backpack. 116 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,805 BOTH: What? 117 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,143 (MUSIC PLAYING) 118 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,815 ♪ I want a girl with a suit of armor 119 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,860 ♪ In chain mail, she's a real Renaissance charmer 120 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:51,890 (CHUCKLING) 121 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:56,056 ♪ She's not the kind of girl who is easily rattled, 122 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,926 ♪ She knows her way around a broadsword battle. 123 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,825 ♪ I want a girl with a suit of armor now ♪ 124 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,468 VERONICA: Yeah! 125 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,003 Wow, that's some good 3D. Mmm-hmm. 126 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,437 Come on, Milo. Who's this Veronica person? 127 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,576 You can't just drop a bomb like that and walk away! 128 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,851 MILO: You're the one who said some secrets are cool. 129 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,210 I bet you have some. 130 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,308 (IN ALTERED VOICE) Come on. (TOY SQUEAKING) 131 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:17,419 Tell me your secrets! 132 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,120 Tell them to me! 133 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,352 Tell them to Mr. Badger! 134 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,948 What are you doing? 135 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,459 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm badgering you. 136 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,861 (IN BADGER VOICE) I'm a badger! 137 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,333 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Is it workin'? Actually, it kind of is. 138 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,162 I do have a secret. 139 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,857 Okay. This is not how I really look. 140 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:33,999 You mean, you're... 141 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,933 That's right, Zack. 142 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:36,999 (IN A ROBOTIC VOICE) I am a robot. 143 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,966 (BOTH SCREAMING) 144 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,465 I am a robot. I am a robot. 145 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,637 I am a robot. MELISSA: Zack! 146 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,314 MELISSA: Zack! Huh? 147 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,383 Zack, are you okay? Oh, right. I'm fine. 148 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,582 So, Melissa, what's your secret? 149 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,413 This is not how I really look. 150 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,508 (SPEAKING IN A ROBOTIC VOICE) I am a robot. 151 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,279 (BOTH SCREAMING) 152 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,477 I am a robot. I am a robot. 153 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,249 ZACK: Melissa? Melissa! 154 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,417 Huh? What? 155 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,255 What do you mean, this is not how you really look? 156 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,494 My two front teeth are fake. 157 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,986 Caught a pop fly with my face. 158 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,125 (SCREAMS) 159 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,926 (THUDS) 160 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,072 Okay, everyone, we've got an oil spill here. 161 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,644 Highly flammable. Stay back. 162 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,442 Hey, mister, that's not oil. 163 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,344 That's molasses! Really? 164 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,043 Okay then. 165 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:20,512 Ah! 166 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,119 Why didn't you tell me molasses was flammable? 167 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,151 I'm four. 168 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,493 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart ♪ 169 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:34,526 (BARKING) 170 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,425 Whoa! Timber! 171 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,402 (BARKING) Diogee! 172 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,233 You're a lot bigger than I remember! 173 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:45,168 Here you go. Let's take you home. 174 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,665 This is the worst assignment yet. 175 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,536 Stopping pistachios from leaking out of a silo. 176 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,176 Yeah, but there are perks. Check it out. 177 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,509 Stop that, you're making it worse! 178 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,475 See? 179 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:57,516 (MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING) 180 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,545 Wanna give me a hand here? At least a finger? 181 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,488 Fine. Like this? 182 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,623 BOTH: Whoa! 183 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,193 VERONICA: Hold on, Diogee! 184 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,028 Whoa! 185 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,301 Well, Murphy's Law is in full force. 186 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,573 What we need now is some power. 187 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,439 We're gonna have to improvise. 188 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,500 Mints and diet soda. 189 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,276 Take cover, boy. 190 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,982 Hold on to your tail! 191 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:33,593 Guys, she's getting close. I can feel it. VERONICA: Milo! 192 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,090 I'm coming in hot! 193 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,451 Battle stations, everyone! 194 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,219 Melissa, fire extinguisher. 195 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,188 Zack, trampoline! Ready? 196 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:41,226 Ready. Ready. 197 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,327 Whoa! 198 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,466 (GRUNTS) 199 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,512 One one-thousandth of a fortnight. 200 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,071 And it's not even on fire. 201 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,579 Whoop. Spoke too soon. 202 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,352 But, none the worse for wear. 203 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,481 Everybody, this is Veronica. 204 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:07,146 Veronica, these are my other two friends. Hello! 205 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,146 Okay, so how do you guys know each other? 206 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,388 Veronica was my last babysitter. 207 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,094 Last babysitter standing. 208 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,486 BOTH: Oh. 209 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,627 She was the only one smart enough, 210 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,432 and resourceful enough for the job. 211 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,063 She had a backpack that just happened to have 212 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:22,468 exactly what we needed to fix any disaster. 213 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,502 Murphy's Law is strong, but she was stronger... 214 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,369 Because of that backpack. 215 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,167 And that's her backpack! 216 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,538 That's right. He earned it. 217 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,377 I better go back and get that drink. 218 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,382 I had to use your diet soda 219 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,683 and some mints to improvise an afterburner. 220 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,545 Don't make that trip again on my account. 221 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,084 Oh, no, it's my pleasure. 222 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:41,388 I was a huge fan of the Lumberzacks! 223 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,351 Gotta go! Chop, chop, chop! 224 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,389 (KISSING) 225 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,561 (WHISTLING) 226 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,593 I'll be back with the soda in a few! 227 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,571 Soooo... 228 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,370 Pizza? I don't get it. 229 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:56,601 How did she know your name? 230 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,536 And what the heck is a Lumberzack? 231 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,511 (CHUCKLES) I guess we'll never know. 232 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,540 Unless we just look up 233 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:04,475 "Lumberzacks, Chop Chop Chop" on the Internet. 234 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,610 Oh, no. 235 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,675 Oh, this is gonna be good! 236 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,354 (MUSIC PLAYING) (TREE CRASHING) 237 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,817 ♪ I know you're pining 238 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:16,622 ♪ But every cloud has got a silver lining 239 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:20,086 ♪ The leaves have parted now the sun is shining 240 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,526 ♪ And you're in my arms 241 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,802 ♪ So the planets are aligning 242 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,502 ♪ My heart is strong 243 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,097 ♪ Like a tree 244 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,742 ♪ And you belong 245 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,611 ♪ Baby, you belong to me 246 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,240 ♪ Without you 247 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,414 ♪ I'm tied to the ground 248 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:38,643 ♪ And if I fall 249 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,578 ♪ Do I even make a sound? 250 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,624 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart 251 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,652 ♪ I can feel it falling ♪ Timber 252 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,417 ♪ And now we'll never part 253 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:50,755 ♪ I know you 254 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,760 ♪ You've been there from the start 255 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,532 ♪ So, baby Chop, chop, chop 256 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,760 ♪ Chop away at my heart 257 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:00,296 (VOCALIZING) 258 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:15,884 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart ♪ 259 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,575 He's so sensitive. 260 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,717 I know, right? 261 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,591 Please turn it off. 262 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,620 I will give you this dollar 263 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,154 I found in your pocket. 264 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,889 Oh, you can keep that. 265 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,194 ♪ Chop away at my heart 266 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,756 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart 267 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,927 ♪ I can feel it falling ♪ Timber 268 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,625 ♪ And now we'll never part 269 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,167 ♪ I know you 270 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,302 ♪ You've been there from the start 271 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,697 ♪ So, baby Chop, chop, chop 272 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,639 ♪ Chop away at my heart ♪ 273 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,635 You were in a lumberjack-themed boy band. 274 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,378 We were regionally famous. 275 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,783 The lumberjack thing was not my idea. 276 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,576 My mom had a bunch of flannel and... (SIGHS) 277 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,248 But you were in a band! 278 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,747 It's really cool, Zack. 279 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,658 Hey! We should start a band! 280 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:58,720 I can play the bass. 281 00:10:58,758 --> 00:10:59,788 That's cool. 282 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,556 And I've got an accordion! 283 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:04,864 Potentially cool, in a hipster kind of way. 284 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,727 (DIOGEE BARKING) 285 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,826 And now we have to order another pizza. (BARKING) 286 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,939 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪