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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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Yeah, it's a truck load
of ice cream.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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Yeah, cake's all loaded up,
we'll be there.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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Yeah. We're
loading the dynamite
onto the plane now.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
No problem.
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I've got a dry change
of clothes in my locker.
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(GRUNTS)
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See you in a bit.
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So, tomorrow
is Milo's birthday.
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Is he having a party?
Probably not.
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The last time he did,
it did not end well.
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(HORSE NEIGHING)
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FIREMAN: Hold it there!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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After that,
they only invited
immediate family and me.
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Well, that's sad.
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Doesn't he miss
having a big birthday party?
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Hi, Mrs. Murphy.
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Hi, honey.
Do you think we should
invite Zack tomorrow?
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And if so, does he have
proper coverage?
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He's right here.
Hi Milo's mom.
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I overheard,
and I'm fully insured.
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Um, just a thought,
but is it okay if we invite
some kids from school?
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It could be a surprise.
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Hmm. Let's check with Martin.
He's still at work.
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Hi, dear.
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Melissa and Zack were thinking
of a surprise party
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for Milo tomorrow.
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How is our
liability coverage?
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Oh, better idea.
Not at our home.
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We could do it
at the Play Park.
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Yeah, the go-kart track!
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It'll be perfect.
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They already
have all the party supplies.
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Fire extinguishers,
helmets, first-aid kits...
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Plus, they're fully insured.
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So, we can
invite people?
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BRIGETTE: Sure.
Great! Surprise party.
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We'll have to
keep him busy all afternoon
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so he doesn't suspect.
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We'll handle that.
See you tomorrow.
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That's weird,
nobody pressed the button.
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh! Hey, Milo.
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Hey, guys!
Did you change?
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Yeah, this one's
all dry.
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I have, like,
30 of these.
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Surprise party
for Milo.
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Surprise party for Milo.
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Surprise party for Milo.
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Surprise party
for Milo.
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Surprise party
for Milo.
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Won't it be dangerous?
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You're 100 feet
underwater right now
swimming with eels.
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What's your point?
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MELISSA: So, Mort,
you coming to Milo's party?
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As long as
your dad's there.
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He's a paramedic, right?
Right.
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ZACK: Surprise party for Milo!
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I don't know.
My risk tolerance
only goes so high.
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Whoa!
We'll all be
wearing helmets.
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It'll be fun.
Okay, we're in.
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(SCREAMS)
I like parties.
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The border in this photo
is a millimeter thicker
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on the left
than on the right.
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You have
a split infinitive
in the caption.
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I don't know, Melissa.
Things get sort of
messy around Milo.
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You know
how I like order.
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I understand, Amanda.
I'm trying to figure out
the streamer situation,
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but I guess
it doesn't matter
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if there's really
a cohesive color scheme,
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and the balloons
I'm ordering are all
different sizes and shapes,
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but I can't imagine that
it's gonna be a problem...
(GRUNTING)
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All right,
I'll organize it.
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"Cohesive color scheme"
doesn't matter.
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Don't think
I don't know
what you just did.
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Yo, Milo. What up?
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Hey, Melissa!
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Just installed the new
asteroid early warning system.
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Oh! What's with the arm?
Sprained it.
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Problem is, my dad has
an important package to
be picked up at the mall.
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I can't do it
with this arm.
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I know it's your birthday
and all,
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but any chance you can
pick it up and drop it off
at this address?
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Sure! I'd be
happy to help.
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Think of all the times
you helped me
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when I had
a sprained arm,
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or a leg, or a spleen,
or a tongue,
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or a finger...
Twice.
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Or a clavicle
or a ribcage,
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or a metatarsal...
Thanks, Milo.
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No problem.
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Nice acting job.
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I had to bust out
the doe eyes.
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Use only in case
of emergency.
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What if he shows up
too early for the party?
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I'm way ahead of you.
Remember Elliot,
the crossing guard?
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Be sure to watch
your step,
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and I mean that
two ways.
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I mean, watch your step
and watch your step.
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Elliot here.
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Is this Elliot
who monitors
local safety violations?
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Well, "safety first"
is certainly one of my
six safety-related mottos.
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I'd like to report
a violation.
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I just saw Milo Murphy's
bike, and the back wheel
is a definite safety hazard.
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It might fly off
any second.
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You had me
at "Milo Murphy's bike."
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You're on my radar,
Milo Murphy.
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(BEEPING)
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No wait, no!
That's a flock of
birds. Wait, wait.
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There.
(BEEPING)
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Now you're on my radar,
Milo Murphy.
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Stop, Milo!
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Elliot, you might
wanna duck.
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Huh? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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No, I mean, you might
want this duck.
(QUACKS)
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I found him wandering
in traffic earlier.
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I figured, you know,
with you being
the crossing guard...
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Safety czar.
Safety czar,
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you might be able to
get him somewhere safe.
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Well, there is
a little pond
right over there.
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Don't move.
Do not go anywhere.
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(QUACKING FURIOUSLY)
(SHUDDERING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(QUACKING CONTINUES)
(WHIMPERING)
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No! (SHUDDERING)
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I have reason to believe
your vehicle may be unsafe.
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I'm going to
have to inspect it.
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Okay. But you might
wanna duck first.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You couldn't possibly have
another duck back...
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No, I meant
because of the tire.
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Just for that, Murphy,
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you're getting
the full inspection.
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Well, I did
my own inspection
this morning,
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but I guess you can
never be too safe.
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Oh, yes, you can...
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not be too safe.
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Do I have to remove
my shoes?
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This is perfect.
The track makes everyone
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wear helmets
and fireproof
jumpsuits.
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Oh, great! For once,
we won't look out of place.
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Ah! Thanks
for helping us
set up, guys.
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Time for our checklist.
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Fire-retardant netting,
check.
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Radiation screens, check.
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Glow in the dark T-shirts
in case of power outage,
check.
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Let's get to work.
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All right, Mr. Murphy,
you passed. Barely.
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Cool. See ya!
Straighten that helmet!
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I've got my super
safety senses
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trained on you
from now on.
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And I mean that
two ways!
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Actually, it's just one.
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(QUACKING)
(SHRIEKS)
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Your party planner
has arrived with
a bubble machine.
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Chaos is over,
order begins.
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You, cards on every table.
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Color coded by the age,
gender and cake preference.
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You, with the funny hair,
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these banners should be all
five feet from the ground.
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You, nail biter,
make sure all the utensils
are parallel to each other.
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Step to it, people.
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And we brought mattresses
to hide under
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in case of falling debris.
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Plus, we can wrap ourselves
in them for duck attacks.
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(RINGS BICYCLE BELL)
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Wow, that was convenient.
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All malls should have
drive-through windows.
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Hmm. Kind of a light day.
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Okay, everyone,
clear the perimeter.
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And Murphy's Law
counter-measures engaged.
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(CONTROLLER BEEPS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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He's a block away,
T-minus 20 seconds.
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Roll in the decoy.
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I'm planning on
staying in this bush
the whole party.
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Amanda scares me.
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Industrial Industries.
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"Serving the industrial
needs of industry
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"for over 50 years."
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This looks like the place.
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ALL: Happy birthday!
(CHEERING)
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Wow, you guys!
A real birthday party!
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Got you!
You used the doe eyes.
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And they've
got go-karts.
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BOY: They have karts?
Let's go.
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This is great, guys.
Let's go!
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♪ No time for trivial things
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♪ Gotta get up
and get out into the world
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♪ Find a spot in the middle
of kings, gonna go into
the city in a whirl
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♪ I gotta go
(TIRES SCREECHING)
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♪ Oh, I'm Mr. Go
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♪ They call me Mr. Go
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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♪ Oh, but you know
I've gotta go
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♪ Gotta get gone,
get gone, gone
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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♪ Go ♪
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Did you see that?
That was awesome!
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Uh-oh! I think
that was Amanda's
bubble machine.
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And we have
all of our limbs.
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Well, except for
one-armed Willy.
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It's a nickname.
I have both my arms.
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I am missing
one leg, though.
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ALL: (CHANTING) Cake!
Cake! Cake! Cake!
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Milo and candles,
can't be too careful.
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I'm afraid we have
a problem, dear.
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Diogee got into
the cake and ice cream.
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Sorry, Milo,
the cake got ruined.
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Though cake and ice cream
would've been nice,
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I already got my wish.
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I had a birthday party
and nothing went
horribly wrong.
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Oh, balloons!
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(BUBBLING)
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DRIVER: Huh?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(DRIVER YELLS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(DRIVER GRUNTS)
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(EXPLOSION)
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This is the best
birthday ever.
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Ice cream and cake.
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Correction, this is
better than the best
birthday ever.
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(ALL CHEERING)
(DUCKS QUACKING)
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Quick, everyone
wrap yourselves
in the mattresses.