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[El Kabong] The guitar.

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She's a mystery,
but she is a lover.

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She cries at night
when she has bad dreams

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about scuba diving
and mayonnaise.

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But most of all,
she longs for justice.

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[strumming guitar]

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Hey, Teach,
is this gonna be on the test?

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Life, she is the true test.

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Never forget.

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Also state capitals,
they will be on the test.

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[ears ringing]

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My finely tuned ears
detect evil doings-ons.

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Justice waits for no one. Away!

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So, is class over or...

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Let's stay calm.
There's no need for violence.

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Enough talk.
The bow tie gets it.

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You monsters!

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Those stains
will never come out.

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That's what you get
when you mess
with the Banana Splits.

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-Hand me another tie, boys.
-[doorbell dings]

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The only thing you'll be handed
is an epic beating of down.

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-El Kabong!

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Not El Kabong.

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Yes, it is I.
But have you met my guitar?

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Her name is Susan.

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She craves justice.

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[kisses]

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Oh, I so wish that were me.

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Come, Susan.
Time for the Splits
to peel out.

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Kabong!

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Oops! Sorry.

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[applause]

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I'm sick of that El Kabong
always pooping our scoops.

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Yeah, but what are we gonna do?

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He can't be stopped
with that guitar.

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Well, then,
I guess we just gotta
do something about it.

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What if we replace the strings
with wet spaghetti?

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Just get in the escape hole.

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This is Snagglepuss
reporting live from
the streets of Jellystone

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where the Banana Splits
have broken out of jail
and are once more at large.

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Mayor, tell us,
how did this happen?

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-They dug a hole.
-There you have it.

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Our town is truly the worst.

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[grunting]

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And, whoo!

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Susan, can I
tell you something?

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Patrolling the city
under the stars,

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you have never looked
more beautiful.

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-[woman] Help!
-[ears ringing]

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I hear the cry for help.

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Come, Susan. We must go.

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Give us your purse, old lady.

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Please, no. It has
all my heart candy in it.

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Not so fast,
breakers of the law.

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It is time for you to taste
the spicy punishment
of El Kabong!

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[exclaims] Wow!
Did you see that?
It almost hit me.

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But you know what they say.

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After the lightning,
comes the Kabong!

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[shouting]

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No! Susan!

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[crying] How did this happen?

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What did they do to you?

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I guess you could say
the Banana Splits
finally used their heads.

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[all laughing]

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You people are monsters!

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And now with that
annoying guitar out of the way,

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we're free to do as much crime
as we want,

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which is a lot.

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[all laughing]

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[sobbing]

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Susan!

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Jellystone, a town under siege.

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Those rascals,
the Banana Splits,

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have been up to
some serious no-good.

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From defacing
government property

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to painting all the fruit
the wrong color.

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I just want an apple.
Which one is an apple?

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No one has been left unscathed.

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They write "wash me"
on back of me van.

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[crying] Now me gotta wash
me van!

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They stole Yogi's tie
and replaced it with a fish.

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It's still alive, Boo Boo.
Get it off me!

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Well, I keep waiting
for one of them to text me.

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"Jabberjaw, you're so fine."

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"Jabberjaw, all I do
is think of you."

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"Jabberjaw, let's go
smoochy-smoochy."

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But nothing. No texts.

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[softly] Text me.

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In these trying times,
the question
everyone's asking is...

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Can I pull off this scarf?

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And also, where is our hero,
El Kabong, even?

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[El Kabong] Adjectives.

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[tearfully] They are words
that describe the things.

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Things like "empty,"
"hollow."

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"Sad."

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"Really sad."

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"Pointless," "useless,"
"alone."

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What about "fluffy"?

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[sobbing]

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Susan!

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Oh, Susan!

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[sniffling] Okay, okay, okay.
I get myself together.

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It's... [wailing]

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It's not good.

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[sniffling] Okay.

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Sorry you have to
see this, kids.

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I promise...

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I promise you don't have to
see this anymore. [sobbing]

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It's coming back.

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It's going to be really bad.

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It's coming. It's coming...

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Why does this happen to me?

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How am I supposed
to be El Kabong
without my guitar Susan?

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What even am I?

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I made joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?

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El Kabong. El Kabong who?

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El Kabong's guitar
is dead, that's who!

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You got that fat
teacher's salary.

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Why don't you just
go buy a new guitar?

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Huh? A new guitar?

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Perhaps you are right.

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To the music store! Away!

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I need to see your guitar.

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Oh, my gosh.
You were almost hit
by lightning.

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I know,
it's been happening
a lot today.

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Well, we're all out
until a new shipment comes in.

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Why don't you see
if something else,
like, speaks to you?

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So many choices.

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Which one of you shall be
my new instrument of justice?

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Oh, ghost of Susan,
guide my hand.

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Oh... [mumbles]

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[gasps] This.
Is this the one?

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Good balance,
solid craftsmanship.

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From this day forward,
you shall be known as Barbara.

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All the hotdogs in the bag.

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Please, I have a family...

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of action figures.

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Just give me the wieners.

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[playing flute]

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[all laughing]

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Looks like the flute
ain't your strong suit.

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[all laughing]

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[all laughing]

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Give me everything you've got.

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So, y'all are, like,
transfer students or what?

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We got a note from El Kabong
saying to meet him here.

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I guess he wanted you brats
to see us beat him again.

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[laughing]

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Also, I never graduated.

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[El Kabong]
Then it looks like it's time
to teach you a lesson.

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Well, well, well,
Kabong, back again.

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-Something's different
about you.
-[snickering]

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Did you change your hair?

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My hair is perfect.

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But as you can see,
I now have
all the instruments.

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And what you're about to hear
is the melodious sound

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of your defeat... Whoa!

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[grunts]

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[shouts]

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[crashing]

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[grunts]

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[groans]

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El Kabong!

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El Kabong!

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-El Kabong!
-Susan?

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-I thought you were dead.
-Uh, I am.

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-Oh.
-No, no, it's great.

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I'm in guitar heaven now.

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Every night is
Taco Tuesday here.

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-Oh.
-Yeah, I know.

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Oh, Susan,
what am I gonna do?

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You saw they all
laughed at me in there.

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Without you, I am no hero.

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I am a joke.

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I may as well just
hang up my cape.

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And those jazzy socks
I like to wear while I teach.

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You better pull up
those socks, mister,

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'cause you are a hero.

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And inexplicably
a teacher, somehow.

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But maybe
you don't need a guitar.

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No. No, I definitely do.

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What if... What if...
What if <i>you</i> <i>are the guitar?</i>

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I don't understand.

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What if <i>you</i> <i>are the guitar?</i>

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You just keep saying
the same thing
with a different inflection.

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-Think about it.
-Think about what?

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Just think about it.

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You keep saying it
like it's a thing.

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Is that a thing,
"think about it"?

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Okay, bye!

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Susan, wait,
what are you talking about?

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I am the guitar?

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I am the guitar.

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I <i>am</i> <i>the guitar!</i>

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[grunts]

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-[gags]
-I <i>am</i> <i>the guitar!</i>

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Oh, that is wrong.

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Time for your
just desserts, Splits.

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Kabong!

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He's back! El Kabong is back!

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Kabong.

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What... what are you?

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I am the guitar!

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Kabong!

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-Yeah!
-Yeah! You got them!

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Yes, yes. Thank you.

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Now, how am I
gonna... [grunts]

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put these organs back?

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[exhales] What does
the pancreas do, anyway?

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Okay. Somebody
call the hospital.

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Tell them to get a bed ready.

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